1914

JORDAN COURIER 94\"A Flirt\" ...................................... 1<.la Gardner\"Rather Partcular\" ............................... Earl \iVhitc\"Fond of Girls\" .... ............................. Jim M\"onson\"Longs To Sit in Congress\" ...................... Lavern Day\"Poses As a Lawyer\" ............................ Alma Craneuiiearcl, But. Not Seen\" ........................ Raphael F'ree\"Some Sport.., ................................... Duke Page\"N cecls An Alarm Clock\" ....................... Dewey lhtt.ler\"Two Live Frcshies\" .......... Leona TI caps, Pita N cw-Comcr\"neautiful Doll'' .................. M a ric Day, Marjorie N clson HITS AND MISSES.A-1s for Alva IL such a handsome lad, \"Caruso\" smiles at all the girls making them glad.U-Stands for l~utlcr, l ~va yon know is up in all her studies, her marks arc ncv 'r low.C- Stands for Carol, what a flow ' r so rare, VVlw can with this maiclen in hcanty compar ?D -S tands for Despain, s uch a c1 igni ficcl man, ruling all the other boys as only he can.E-ls for f~ar l, we Jove his very look, for h' is the editor of this our Courier hook.F-Stands for Fcrg, we know him as lanky, hut he is a good fellow an<l plays football too.G- -S tancls for Garclncr, Iva and Ann, making love as oft '11 as they can.II-Stancls for Jl <u·old N. yes he is rather small. So was Napoleon the greatest man of all.I-S tands for lrving we speak of him as nne who knows, jn:-;t how far fun ancl pleasure usually g-oes.J-S1and s for Jack, the boy with the ficldlc. Ancl all he knows is, 1l y-1 h<ldly- Diddlc.\"K- Stands for Kuhrc, s he is gl od and true, a con~cicntious W()rk- cr, aud these arc few.L-Stands for [.cona L, who o[ her can say ought; she tric~ to lea rn a11d rcmunbcr what she's taught.M I~ for .\larjor·c such a hlithso111c fairy, always full o[ laugh - ter ancl always merry.N- fs for ;\at, with his brave, sweet heart. I low to kc 'P so happy is a wondrous art.

JORDAN COURIER 95O-Is £or Olivia, so fiery prim and staid, yet who can say she is not a winclsome maid.P-Is for Perry a boy we all admire, of whose clcvc~ wit we never will tire.Q-Is for question, which ought to be known, whether Ray's heacl is solid ivory or bone.R- Is for Rosena she follows every rule. And is said to be the sweetest girl in the school.1 - Is for Tom, always at his work, but never a duty to a lady cloes he shirk.U-Starts for well-useless, but to whom it does apply, I am not going to tell, and to guess you need not try.V - fs for Viona with a body light and swaying. Never workful or serious, always playing.W --Ts for \Nayne, an artist is he; Jie aclm:rers a blonde, another artist you sec.X-1 s like a prim old maid, for seldom a name for this initial is maclc.y _ Ts fnr Youngclale, easy going, free from care. always help- ful , ancl willing to share.z -St ands l'nr Zcln~a . with her charming smile, she wins her friends and boys' hearts beguile. LATEST BOOKS, TEN CENTS EACH.\"I row To Spoon\" ............................ Herman Nelson\"] Jow To Flirt\" ......................... Geneveive Fitzgerald\"J Jow To Be A MnU'' .......................... Raphael Free\"]Tow To l~e A ] cff\" .......................... Laura M axfielcl\"I Iow To Be Religious\" ................... Gwendolyn Dewey\"]I ow To Stu ely'' .......................... Harold Henderson\"JJow 'lone A Coquette\" ........................ Zelma Smith\"I I ow To Crow'' .................................. J\1aria Day''1 lints About Dress'' ........................... Erma Despain\"About Dancing\" ............................. Vere Gardner\"II ow To Pose., .............................. Marjorie N el on\"Popularity\" ................................. Jack Anderson\"Tiints ()n I lair Dressing\" .................... Bernice :t'\elson\"I Tow To Catch A neau\" ......................... Leona Leak\"IT ow To Be At.tractive\" ..·.................... Rosena Dansie

96 JOKDAN COURIER\"lJ ow 'fo Look Pleasant\" ........................ 0. 1T. Dutton\"llow 'I'o Be Graceful\" ........................ James Munson\"Jiow To Cultivate The Voice\" ............... ''Squeak'' Larson\"About. Complexion\" ....................... Merna Hicbardson\"V\' isclom'' .................................. IIorac \Vheclcr\"Beauty IJints\" ................................. lela Cardncr\"Familiarity\" ................................ l Iarvcy Driggs\"IIow To Be Little\" ........................... 1\faxinc PreslerNOTES FROM AN OLD DIARY FOUND IN 1960, CON- CERNING THE SENIORS OF 1914, JORDAN HIGH SCHOOL. Augusto, 1920-Rec 'ivc<l a card fro111 l·~sthcr Swenson, who has accepted a position as art teacher in 1ew York State Uni-versity. August 8, 1920 I saw Irene Allen today and she is holding the position of heacl designer at \\'ishso.'' September lo, Jf20 llyn1m Clover and Ted \Vhcclcr, created a great sensation in town tonight, h_ their clever atHl most original pro<luction of \":\1utt and jeff.\" September 20, 1920 - 1farvcy IJriggs is an engineer on th \"Do Little and Lazy Camp\" road between String·town and 1\iver- t.on. October lS, l<J20 l\1arion 1\eilson bas become one of the foremost. novelists of the clay. There is a great deman<l for her hooks, ln1t few can afford to buy them b 'cause of the cnornwus pric ,_ 3 cents each. Octoher lR, 1020- Ann Carcln T seems to have g·otten over her popnlar:t.y and is now quite s 'tiled with a cat and <log-. J>. S.- l•:arl ( ;recnc, how 'ver, li\'l'S nearby with his money hid under the floor, hut 111akcs occasional calls. Vct pcopl' still say, \"No hopes.\" Novcmhcr o, 1<)20 \Nhcn I alightc<l from the train this morning whom should I sec hnl llarold Nelson who is pr ·sident of the \"2 years\" society of \\' clby. ] I c ~!so told me that Ray- monel Berr ·H is holding the grand position of domestic s ·i 'ncc teacher in ''1\o !'lace.\" Novemh ·r .2R.PJ.20 Crac' Sharp is an lwangclist and has gained a number of followers, including Cw ·ndolyn I 'w y.

JORDAN COURIER 97l<..bba Nordberg, Rosa Johnson, Ivy Peterson in the \"Yet to Be.\" December 2, 1920- Ruth Parry was on a large dry goodsbox advocating the cause of Suffraget.ts in ''Run-er-Out.\" Decem her 23, 1920~ Estella Greenwood has taken to storytelling, but. it is to be hoped she will overcon .e this fault. January 20, 1921- Earl Ferguson president of his state(of mind) gave a lecture at the 'VVomen's Club on \"How longVVashington Thought 'offce Should be Boiled in Camp.\" February 22, 1021- President '·National\" Jones who has beenill from brain fever is progressing nicely. !\ pril 1, 1921 - l was greatl y astonish eel toclay upon readingthat !\ Iva Despain, while attempting to get a snap shot of thewild que 'n of ()rizambo was entrapped and eaten alive by thequ ''n's worthy attendants. April 2S, ]<)21- Lord Charles who has tried every otherprofession in luding fiddling and found it a failure and 1s nowsu c ssfu l in \"Shoe-Making.\" May 2, 1021 - Alice Kuhre is teaching music in the coi!ege''Learn I,itt le'' in \"Tin Town.'' June 12, 1<)21 - VVayne Eghert ancl Florence Larson arequi 'tly s ·ttlc<l and enjoying life on the farm. july 2-+, 1021- \"Motor Cycle Al\" gives yell lessons for thoseinterest 'din \"Athletics.\"FINIS

Jordan Opera HouseFine Floor :: Good Music :: None Better SOUTH JORDAN, UTAH Miss Woolf-.\"So you broke your engagement with him?\" l\1iss llartley-·\"Yes.\" Miss Wolf-·\"What. for ?\"' Miss !Iartley-\"l!c's a conceit'd thing. 1 couldn't standhi 111.\" l\liss Woolf-\"! never h ·anl him brag-. \Nhat mak 'S youthink him con ·cited?\" Miss llartlcy- ·\"J\11 the time we wer' engaged he ncv rtlnce tolclme that he was unworthy of my love.'' A Capital Idea!\"l\"rade With Your N~eighbor'' Everything in Drugs, Stationety, Etc.Capital PharmacyD. W. Irvine, Chemist Sandy, Utah

Cv11E v~:Z, C0~1E ALL. TOL. L. RADDON FOR YOUR lCl~ CREA 1, 'A[\DY A~ D LU CHES.vV e sell Keeley Icc Cream by the dish, quart or gallon. ELUCIDATED. \"Tecl, it says here that you pelted the pill for three sacks.\IV hat docs it mean?'' \"Cood b ca vcns, Mary, can't you UJH.lcr ·tancl plain English?1t means that L slugged the sphere safe and landed on the thirdp1llow.\" \"Haymond.\" asked Miss \t\Tool f, \"what is a synonym?\" \"A synonym,\" rcpli cl T~aymond, \"is the word you use whenyou can't spell the other one.\" Bill -·\" As f was ~aying·, when T . tart out to do a thing I stayon the job. 1'm no quit tcr.\" Zclma-(wi th a weary yawn)-·\"Don't I know it?'' Mr. W cbh-·\"Thc hand that rocks the cracll rules the world.Don't forget that.\" Mrs. W cbb-·\"Thcn you come in ancl rule the world awhile,I'm t ired.''M ON I ~Y rcprcs ·nls human power. It is of vital importance to yon whether its force is exertecl for or again t you. Money sav cl is your friend, ready to help you when you need helpmost urgently. Take care of your dollars today and they'll take careof you when you arc unable to earn. Start today with the aid of a Home Savings Safe. SANDY CITY BANK SANDY, UTAH. We pay 4% Interest on Savings Accounts.

The Senior Class rings for 1914 were manufactured by u . Examine them carefully and note the quality of work we do. Leyson-Pearsall Co. JEWELERS. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. We are informed that the gentlemen who stoocl on hishead under a pile-clriv ·r for the purpose of having a tight pairof boots driven on, found h:mself the next morning in 'hina, per-fectly naked, and withou L a cent in his pockets. Mr. Webb-·\" an a thing whi ·h bas no li fc move?\" Wallace-\" Why of course they can, I saw a watch spring,a rope walk, a horse fly, a match box, a p 'anut sl'lncl, a milldam, an oyster fry, and a cat fish. l\1r. Webb-\" Anything more Wallace.\" Wallace-·\"Why yes, I expect to sec a stuuc fence, a canebrake and a bank run.\" Mr. Webb-·'' Dicl you ever ~ ·e a shoe shop, a gum boil, orhear a codfish ba w1?'' Wallace-\"No hut I've seen a plank walk, a horse whip, ancla tree toacl, and I would not be surprised som' day to sec theAtlantic coast the P:tcific slope, a tree b(L. I have seen thetree hold n to its trunk which they w 'r' trying to seize forwood. You may do worse but you cannot clo b Her than to go to Oldham-Powell & Co. The Only Store in town that can satisfy your wants in DH.Y GOODS, GRO ' J,J{IES, 'l INW RI<.., ~R Nl'L E- WARE, AND MEATS.

We Respectfully SolicitYour PatronageJensen & KuhreBROKE! BROKE!! BROKE!!!Broke, broke, broke, Tn the olcl gray cla wn 0' May,And f would that my cash could lessen Tl1c hills that T have to pay.0 well for the Junior wiseThat he l1as not a sheepskin to buv ·0 well for the Sophomore guys ·'That they need no hot -hcHls to sigh.J\ nd 1he dunncrs si ill arc sent To the Seniors on th hill,But () for the touch of the vanished check !\ nd the sight of a full paicl bill.Broke, hrol c, hrokc-, ln the heat ()' the day O' :May,nut the tender grace of my ill spent coin 'an never my present b ills pay.-ANO::.J. 'ity Phone Wasatch 951 \Vorks at \i\1 ilforclYard J>hon flylancl 104 Capacity 200,000 DailyThe Salt Lake Pressed Brick Co.Mann facturcrs of the finest Pres eel Brick in all colors Wire Cuts, Perforated, Common Pre , Pavers, Hollow Blocks.Tiolliclay hlectric Cars pass our Works.T I'..AH.NS BOILDlNG SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH

WORDS TO THE WISEYou can buy the best Shoes at Crapo's Also that you can save money by doing so. Our prices are 20 per cent below the city market and we guarantee you satisfaction. Come and be fitted. C. C. CRAPO & SONS Sandy. Mr. Jorgenscn-\" Look here, you 'vc been in there half anhour and never said a word.\" Mr. Dutton in the office-·'' I am speaking to my wife, sir.'' Estella-\"Who h elped you !llakc such a fool out of thatpoor young man.\" Ann-·''Jlc did.\" Art Morris and Pat were having trouble with an expcn-ment. \"]low do yon work this out, 1\Jr. Dutton?'' ask 'd Morris. \"Apply the Solonoicl rule,'' he replied. Morris to Pat-·\" \Nbat did he say? \ Vhat is the i\ <lcnoi(lrule, do yon know?\" -A nd l'at cxplocle<l. \"Dicl your son graduate with honors?'' Mr. Wheeler-\" I slwul<l say he <Ed. II e had a batting aver-age of .378.\" You can get full value atBATEMAN A. & D. CO. SANJ Y.IIAY, (;RAJ N, CO L, FLOUR, FEED, SEEDS AND I'O U LT RY FOODS.Terms Cash-· Phone Midvale 232.

Hats, Dry Goods, Clothing, ShoesBatiste THf GOLDEN RULf Ladies' SkirtsPoplin HandkerchiefsSateen MIDVALE, UTAH Shoe PolishCrepe SoapsFoulards We Buy for Cash, ToiletMadras We Sell for Cash,Novelties ArticlesPercales We Sell for Less, ButtonsPrints One Price to All. RibbonsOuting Girl's DressesTicking 70 Busy Stores TowelsShirting BlanketsBoys' Suits QuiltsSerges PillowsMen's Suits MuslinsLadies' Suits GarmentsLadies' Coats Ruching EmbroideriesTRUNKS, SUIT CASES, RUGSBaseball-Tennis-Track In order to compete successfully in any of these sports, one of the fundamental re- quirements is the equipment. An athlete, no matter how proficient, cannot make the best possible showing unless he is properly equipped. fJ}' With a \"SPALDING\" trade mark on the article in use, you can feel wholly confident of success.A. G. SPALDING & BROS. 27 EAST SECOND SOUTHCatalogs and Uniform Swatch-Booklets Mailed Free Upon Request

Thrift is management of your affairs in such a manner that the value of your possessions is constantly being increased--- in other words, thrift means to spend less than you earn and save the difference. A savings account will help you. One dollar is enough to begin Midvale State Bank Capital $35,000 Deposits $200,000