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111111111 IIIII 11111111 1111111111111 P G 1111111111111 1111111 111111111 1111111 • ==The jJlace where people sfojJ for -= REAL SANDWI ancl get === REAL SATISFACTION = • ==SANDY, UTAH = == Phylli~: Y\ u •mbarr.ts ·cd me at the prom. our handkerchief hung out under= Moss: Where docs James keep hi !la k your Tu co.lt all evening. of rye? tcrling: Th.1t didn't need to cmbarras= Arland: In the bookca ·e, behind \"Great you. It wa n't my handkerchief- it wa my \hirt. Expectation .\"= ME IIEEK= Weston: I want some powder. Jay: ay, Pa, why docs a LOrk stand 1 ruggi\l: omc that goes off with a \"bang?\"= on one foot? Weston: It's for my ·i ·tcr; I think he wants the kind that goes on with a Mr. .: Well, if he pulls the other one \"puff.\" up he will fall. l11Gl1ER MATH T RELATIVITY Viola: ay, the amoeba muH be orne I f.trvcy (in a crowded bus): Whymathematician. don't you put your feet where they belong? Mr. Jensen: IIow come? Viola: Well, he multiplies by dividing. Kenneth .. LiHcn, if T put my feet where they belong, you wouldn\"t he able to it down for a week!; .....................................................................................................................................................................:

1111111 II IIIII 1111111111111111111111 u .... 1111111 1111111 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP EATPLENTY- Draper= ~~~,,~f E~E Poultrymen A FOOO-vital a Sunshine ..~ IC Inc. It's Good for You • Why experiment any longer? omjJlim('JI / s of ooner or later you will feed Quality Feeds and make more . ]. MICK LS N CO. dollars out of your hens. • DrajJer Quality Mashes and Feeds will convince you.May !be Jordan Iligb chool 0 111i1111e lo row and ProsjJer • PHo E MIDVALE 194 DRAP · R, UTAHMAIZE RI ND of West n: You'd better accept me. There B KS aren't many men of my type running loose. Florence: o, you're right. That's rrT!xy Nevrr o Back on You\" what we have asylums for. • terling J.: It's only six o'clock and= E ERET B K CO. told you to come after supper. ALT LAKE IT Delmar L.: Well, that's what I came after.= Rex .. Why do they call her A lice: 1 oes your mother open your atherine de Medici? letters? Ronald: They say it is because of her poi onality. Mart ha: nly those marked \"personal.\" Mr. Epper on: You know I played the Barney: Listen, kid, what's to prevent organ for years.us from having a good time tonight? Miss Osmond: How come you gave it atherine: h, my goodness! up? Mr. Epperson: The monkey died on me.llenry: uch, I just bumped my Earl: You'd better keep your eyes open around here.crazy bone. Loren: Why?Effie: Never mind. Just comb your Earl: People will think you're a darn fool if you go around with them closed.hair different and the bump won't show,1111 111111 111111 IIIII IIIII 1111111111111111111 1111111 1111111 111111 Pa r?,e One 1/undred On1

Ill I 1111 I 1111 II IIIII SANDY CITY BANK WHIT FAWN FLOUR= SANDY, UTAH LEADS TH M ALL CAPITAL AND SuRPLus $ 5O,OOO.Ov Do You K11ow That g d bread and cake qn R E OUR ES OVER $500,000.00 Interest Paid on avings only be made from good flour? Deposits-4 Per Cent Do Yon K11ow = Per Annum. Where to purcha e the be t flour? Right in our own hool district, at the White Fawn Mill & ~ levator o. , outh Jordan. We do a general banking bu ine s.= =Our checks are acknowledged all =over the world. If you want to have \" berry= w. w. WILSON - HEBER A. MITI I Blosso 111\" cheek , make y ur own President Vice -President bread with White Fawn lonr. AL MIDVALE 20-= =A. R. GARDNER-= ashier WHITE AWN MILL C-~ = =DIRE TOR VAT R =Tll W. W. Wilson - Augu t M. Ncl on Heber A. mith - Heber ]. Burgon .:~TATE TREET, LT IT L. E. c pain W. T. H yde TclcjJbOIICS: . ]. Mickel en MmvALF 20 WA AT 11 19 22= ~: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • 0 • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • 0 • 0 0 • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • 0 0 • • • • • • 0 • • • 0 • • 0 • • • • • • • • 0 • • 0 0 • 0 • • • • • 0 • • 0 0 0 0 • • • • • • • • 0 0 • • • 0 • 0 0 0 0 • 0 • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 0 0 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • = omplimC!nls of= J . J> . J= =ANDY, UTAH= r· :fi~~~~~~~e~~~~~~ ;~;;;;~ ~~~~~~fAil·~ i..-~>~-·b~:;~·;,;,~,··.£(,~,••..•·.:p··.1':' -~,·,~~-..... ~~~~:~:·~,~:·.. ·:;'~·. ·,···~.\"'.···.~:·. ''.: ·.,,;..1 Mr. reer: Don't geL excited! There'll Ted: Gosh, ou mmt h.1v~ grown .1 be anot her one along in a minute. little. Ve lm a: W hy did you poHpone your The mill, of the ;od~ grind slowly wedding? '!'hough the y grind l'xcceding ly sm.1 ll. Ferro! : Father said that he didn't yet But comid'ring the stuff they h.1vc to feel able Lo Hipport Re x and me 111 the grind, manner to whi c h we were act.ustomed. lt\ .1 wonder they grind .ll .dl. ~ .....................................................................................................................................................................:

111111111111 111111 I 111111 111111 I B T 1(,( I 1111 1111111 11111111 1111111 1111111 1.................................................................................................................................................................... RAIN=-= GLADE SOFT CANDY A R•=== c 0 . = T E s I-= rrBest in the World A N Confections\" WATER-= ••= MURRAY LAUNDRY SALT LAK. CITY MuRRAY 213 MIDVALE 213 HYLAND 612 =-===- LET TRAUE 131~UERY =- Ruling - Binding - Gold Sta1n ping- Makers of Blank. Books= 41 P. 0. PLA E SALT LAKE CITY == £i9l.lin9 C#ixlur@• and £a..,p• == ==- om j>lele or Parts to Make Them With= LDER BROTHERS ELECTRIC COMPANY 134 ATBROADWAY SALT LAKE CITY ..= : ·································································································································································· Mother: Was there a light burning Mr. Dorius: The Chinaman is the for you when you got horne from the greatest curiosity.= party last night? Alice: Why? Ruby: No, I thought there was but it= was only the reflection of the sun on Mr. Dorius: He is the only being who the window. has a head and a tail on the same end. ~' -~: • • • 0 • • • 0 • • 0 . 0 • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • 0 • • 0 0 • • 0 • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • •••••• Pal~e One llu ndr ed Tbr ee

u• )JlfUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII J I (' ill Ill IIIII 111111111111111111111111111~-. 0 0 . 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 . 0 0 • • 0 • • • • 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • \" • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • 0 . 0 • • • • • • • • • • • 0 . 0 0 . 0 • • 0 . 0 . 0 0 . 0 . 0 • • • 0 • • • • 0 • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • 0 • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • = Midvale State Bank JENSEN &- K.UHRE COMPANY • A DY, UTAH Officers: • W. S. CHIPMAN, Preside11tA THO y W. IvlN , Vice -Pres. D. M. ToDD, ]R., ashierCHARLES S IIMIDT, Ass'l. ashierDirectors: L() MB R - F .N INW. Chipman . I. Goff OAAnthony W. Ivins E. L. Burgon HARDWAR ~ AND pAINTHeber J. Grant John A. Aylett •Henry T. McEwanWalter teadman Jas. M. 0 born Y0 11 rs for crvicc! •MIDVALE, UTAIIrrunsurjJassed Banl<ing ervice\"· ··,,·~~---~r~~~---~~~--~~st··~~es··~~;·········· · · ~,\"~· ~~~~:~.:::~:1:, <>.::~:· ~::...~:· · · · ·i====.!Me n in Town\" Fot presidents- .tbincl pudding. = For politici.Hw Plum pudding. For ,tmb.madors-Dip lomatic pudding. For c.lst.IW<tys-Flo.tting island. For grafters · ponge cake. For pugilins-Po und C<tkc. l·or sculptors-Marble cake. For sai nts-An~cl cake. For hunters-Lair cake. For dwarf - horl cake. For beaux-Lady fin~ers. Mr. B.dl.trd: Don't you ever cry when your f.nher whip you? .) .1mes: \'V'hat' · the me? lie' deaf.FAMOU INCOMPANY, IN . rl.tndo: 'i' oman, she's only a rag,== MAIN TREET bone, .111d .1 h.tnk of hair. MWVI\LI ~ , UTATI M.uvcl: And man, he' · only a jag, drone, .wd .1 t.tnk of air.~· • • • • • • • • 0 . 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • 0 . 0 • • 0 0 • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • 0 . 0 . 0 • • 0 . 0 0 . 0 • • • 0 • • • 0 • • • • 0 0 • • 0 . 0 . 0 . 0 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • --IIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII II f1111111111 1111 II II I1111 II I IIIII IIIII 11111111111 1111111 /'age One 1/undrcd Four

mmmlmmlmmmummmm B f I T () I (, (. I R •m11111111111111111111111 m 11111111111! WESTERN ARMSAND SPORTING GOODS COMPANY rrzt Pays to Play\" SALT LAKE CITY=UTAH-IDAHO SCHOOL FOR A STRICTLY SUPPLY COMPANY UP-TO-THE-MINUTE Line ofEverything for Office STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES and claool FRE HAND CuRED MEATS, ETc. Call at15 5 0. STATE PHON ' WAS. 613 5 P. C. RASMUSSEN SALT LAK . CITY, UTAJI &-SONS PnoNE Mm. 247 SANDY, UTAH; ·································································································································································· ~Kie~1 aid an affable Bolshie of There was a young lady from Delaware jTo hi s partner while dancing one eve: Whose face was a fright, she was well\"1'o your f :unily, ma'am, aware.= No SLI'a nger I am.; aid she: \"I confess that I dress like a I slaughLered your son, I believe.\" n1ess, But nobody cares what the hell I wear.\"= T here was a young man so benighLed. There was a young fellow named Tait, Who never knew when he was slighted. Who dined with his girl at 8:08 I Ie went to a party But I'd hate to relate And ate just as hearty What that fellow named Tait As if he 'd been really invited. And his tete-a-tete ate at 8:08.A lively young fi her named Fisher A passionate poet was Bing;Fi hed for fi h from the edge of a fissure; For months he'd not do a darned thing,A fi h wiLh a grin- Through the summer and fallPulled the fisherman in- And the winter and all-Now Lhcy're fishing the fissure for Fisher. But he'd bust on the first day of spring!:. ......................................................................................................................................................................:111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 IIIII. Page One Hundred Five

111111111111 1111 I I Ill 11111111 t II= ; • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • 0 • • • • 0 0 • • 0 0 • • • • 0 • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 0 0 0 0 0 • • • • • • 0 . 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 . 0 0 • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • 0 0 • • • • • • • • • 0 • • • 0 • • 0 • • • • • • • • 0 • • • • • • • • • -~ I ELECTRIC SERVANTS ! ~ make BETTER HOMES ~== Under our NEW COMBINATION RATE, you and other member of your family have a greater opportunity than ever before to modernize your home by making u e of more Electric ervanfs.=- =You will find that these Electric erva11fs eliminate drudgery, and add ease, comfort, and lei ·ure hour through the year .= UTAH POW R &- IGHT CO. rrEj]icienf Pnblic ervice\" =. . I····$:::;·~·················································· I = l==I SALT LAKE=== CHOCOLATES = Are AI wa s AjJ preciated :·································································································································································· STRING AM RU= ( ne Door oulb of fore/au Valley Ba11k): W CARRY A MPLETE LINE F DRU , I IEMl-MEDl AL PREPARATI N AND PR PRI ·T RY M · I lNE= KoDAK FINIS! IJNG ANDib RIVERTON, UTAJJ NE Mu YALE 99-]4 : .................................................................................................................................................................... :l l= SAF GUARD TilE HEALTII AN W LFAR F TUD · T, ~ EMPL Y ·E , AN TilE EN RAL PUBLI ~ ~ By Using ~ : UR FAMou AMl:.RI \"A TINuo TowFL m FT := A Utab Paleu/ by Utab Pcoj1le= \"LET' BUlL UP UTAI I IN U TRIE \"= AMERI AN LI ·N UPPLY MPAN rru Pays to KeefJ lea 11\" j ...........P....L....A....Y.................A.....F.....•.........A.....N.....D............U.........E...............L....E....A.....N........................................... j 1 \" I Iow about a little remuneration for llcnr y: ( ut:h, l just bumped my cr.vy 1 ~ my efforts?\" Mr. Epperson .tsked. bone. ~ ~ \" ' ure thing,\" replied .Jay, \"wh.n do you Fffic: ever mind, ju~t comb your : l...~~.~~~..~~~..~~..~~:~~.~::..........................'.l.::~. ~:~.~~~~:~~..:.':.l:...~::.~..~~::~:~..~:~l.~:~.. :~:~~--.. . 1111 IIIII II

1111 1111111 11111111111111111 1111111 1 I m111 1111111 11111111 111111 111111~== ···.~-~--,~.~::~,--~~~· ·,1/~~~--~~~-~~~---~~·-··········;~---·~::··-~~~~-·-=:~···~.:~·-·:;····l ~l= may have in years to come, we =Unifonns, We Can Furnish ~= can not buy yesterday's photo- T he1n ;= grajJhs ·when tomorrow's shijJ s . uGirls' Gymnasium Uniforms ., CO ines 111. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • D omest1.c c1ence m\"forms Band and Orchestra Uniforms Uniforms for Pep Groups or Posture Parades SwEAT R FOR ALL PuRPOSES F ·LT LETTERS OF ALL KINDS Write for Samples and Prices~. A. J. P T RS STUDIOS HERMOINE UNIFORM . ~ COMPANY~ MuRRAY MmvAL ~ WT ~ 222 OUTH T EMPLE: !:: ALT LAKE CITYi.. ........................ .... ....................... ...... ... ...... -. ... .= A ALENDAR R MAN E TIIUR.\" ur hero was the common sort, when all But when they went to keeping hou e he is said and done: feared that he would die; 1 I' worked hi~ head off daily and was For, oh, that modern maiden could neither out lO geL the- bake nor- MN 'fhe rea~on for hi~ diligence wa common- FRI pia ·e, 'ti~ true- he could not run a bungalow, or even 1 II.! tried to ~well his salary ~o it would run a flat, suffice for- TUE o on many sad occasions m a restaurant they-= And maybe that'~ the reason why one day SAT.= he loH his head, But he forgave her everything-as man And, fa ll ing on his knees, he cried, \"Oh, maiden, wilt thou- has always done, WED?\" When she presented him one day a bounc-= lie may have thought thi ~udden, but it ing baby- = seemed not so to her; u. he Iisp!.!d a quick acceptance and said -Exchange.= forcibly, \"Yeth,-:.....................................................................................................................................................................:111111 111111 1111111111111 111111 IIIII 111111111

.111111111111111111111111111111111111111 f l I , (, I ill 11111111111111111111111 111111111111 As!<. for CLAS AND CLUB PINS ((MeDONALD'S\" AND RINGS NEW SUSAN BAR MEDAL - PRIZ • CuP T. 5 Cents • • !11 factThe largest Nut Roll Bar on the Everytbi11g i11 the Emblem Line Market Today • • RESHMAN'S rrsave the WrajJjJers for Valuable Pre1niLllns\" rrybe lass-Pi11 Ilouse\" 317 OVTii MAJN TRE :y ALT LAI E lTY: ··································································································································································: Drink YMN -UTAH R - MPANY DENHALTER'S Wholesale roccrs BEY RAG s ••=- ALT LAKE lTY UTAH lOATlO fALL, lDAlLOWASATCH 1013 rrAt Y 011 r Service\" --········································································-WE WANT T KNOW FAM U AYI G ' Is a dog show a howling succc\s?-Is the holy city paved with doughnuts?-At a swell party do they cat Fleisch--man's yca~t?-Arc girl~ as bad as they arc painted? Do ·even day~ of fasting make one--weak?--At a stag party do they stagger?-Is a lemon-sq uec:r.er one who hug~ anugly girl?--I~ to \"walk the Hraight and narrowway\" a good fooL rule? \"I don't know where l'm going, but I'm on my way.\" olumbus. \"Keep the home fire~ burning.\"- cro. \"Nice lion, pretty lion.\" Daniel. \"The f1rst hundred years arc the h.trdest.\"- Methusd.th. \"Tre.tt 'em rough.\" Jlcnry Vlll. \"l'm sorry l have no more lives to lo c for my country.\"-Plutarch. \"} ccp your shirt on.\" ucen Eli.-abcth. \"Don't lmc you he.td.\" Queen Mary. \" ' o thi~ i~ P.Hi\!\" llden of Troy.= ---:.....................................................................................................................................................................\= ---1111 111111111111111111111 111111 111111111111111 111111 111111 1111111111111 11111111!'age One flundred f:'igl;t

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