2015 | July 19-25 Days of our Lives

BY: STEVE MOORE IN THE BLEACHERS BY: MIKE MARLAND R.F.D. DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com JULY 19 - 25, 2015/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 99

WISHING WELL: JUST FOR FUN! CAMEL LOT WORKOUT Here is a little game that will give you a message every day. It’s a numerical puzzle designed to spell out your for- Letters of five words, the first of tune. Count the letters in your first name. If the number which is CAMEL, are used to form a of letters is 6 or more, subtract 4. If the number is less word square. Words in a word square read alike both than 6, add 3. The result is your key number. Start at the across and down. How quickly can you find these upper left-hand corner and check one of your key num- words? Word definitions are as follows: bers, left to right. Then read the message the letters under 1. Desert animal (in the checked figures give you. place); 2. Over one’s head; SPELLBINDER: TEST YOUR SKILLS! 3. Dominant theme of a design; Score 10 points for using all the letters in 4. Expel from home or the word to form two complete words: property; 5. Another name for a ELEPHANT southpaw. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ Then score two points each for all words CAN YOU SOLVE THE MAZE? of four letters or more found among the letters. Try to score at least 50 points. Possible twosome — neat, help Answers — 1. camel; 2. above; 3. motif; 4. evict; 5. lefty. FUN SPOT! COLOUR BY NUMBERS SEA, HERE! Business has its ups and downs at Joe’s place! Add these colours by number: 1: red; 2: light blue; 3: yellow; 4: light brown; 5: flesh tones; 6: light green; 7: dark brown; 8: purple. 100 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD/JULY 19 - 25, 2015

vision teaserBY: HENRY BOLTINOFF Find at least six differences Answers — 1. R (rook); 2. re; 3. red; 4. rude; 5. under; 6. sunder; 7. endures; 8. censured.THIS IS AN ODD LOT Answer — Top row across: 11, 1, 15; next row: 13, 9, 5; bottom: 3, 17, 7.You are asked to place the consecutive odd numbers 1 through 17 in the dia- DIFFERENCES: 1. Railing is lower; 2. Sleeve is shorter; 3. Truck is missing; 4. Fence top is different; 5. Cap is missing;gram at right so that each row of three 6. Shovel is missing. numbers across, down and diagonally totals 27. Three of the numbers are in place. Those to be inserted are 5, 9, 11, 13, 15 and 17. Remember, straight- line rows are to total 27. ST. EDWARD’S, CBS THE ‘R’ PYRAMID IZABELLA, GRADE 1, As you move down the pyramid, each word contains the same letters as the word above it, plus a new letter. We give you all the R’s. Here are hints from the top down: 1. A chess piece (symbol); 5. In a lower position; 2. In reference to (abbr); 6. To break apart; 3. A primary colour; 7. Something that lasts; 4. One who is ill-mannered; 8. To be harshly criticized. HAT STUFF! KNOCK KNOCK! Who’s there? Goose! Goose who? Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well! Our artist says there are as many as 15 persons wearing If you would like to show us your drawings, tell us a joke hats in the picture above. or tongue twister, send your stuff to: How many can you find? WRITE: Kids Corner, c/o ‘The Newfoundland Herald,’ P.O. Box 2015, St. John’s, NL, A1C 5R7 or e-mail: [email protected] TONGUE TWISTER! RUDDER VALVE REVERSALS DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com JULY 19 - 25, 2015/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 101

SCENES OF NL ENTER YOUR PHOTOS: [email protected] CAPE BROYLE, NL A vibrant community with a rich fishing history, present day Cape Broyle continues to nurture its ties to the sea. The main employer in town is a fish processing facility that provides employment not only to Cape Broyle residents, but to those of neighbouring com- munities as well. (www.irishloop.nf.ca) — Neville Webb Photo NEWFOUNDLANDIA PHOTO QUIZ Q. Do you know where this picture was taken? Renews, NL. — Mary Dunne A: Roberts Arm B. Gros Morne NOTE: To ensure the best possible image C: Exploits D. Laurenceton quality please send the highest resolution (Megapixel) image your camera will allow. — Henry Warford Answer: (B) Gros Morne 102 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD/JULY 19 - 25, 2015 * The Herald reserves the right to crop, republish or colour correct submitted images.

SCENES OF NL: PHOTO CONTEST Middle Cove Beach, NL. — Valerie K. Ploughman Garnish, NL. — Georgina Dicks Frenchman’s Cove, NL. — Rose Noel WIN A NEW CAMERA! Capture the moments that make Newfoundland TIDE’S POINT, NL. — ELAINE STRONG and Labrador such an exciting place and you could win a Canon Rebel with 18-55IS DSLR Kit, Lexar LAST WEEK’S PHOTO CONTEST QUALIFIER! 8GB SDHC Memory card and one free DSLR 101: Canon Rebel course from Henry’s School of Imaging. Enter The Scenes of NL Photo Contest for your chance to win! ENTER TO WIN: Send photos, NL locations and your name to: Scenes c/o The Herald, P.O. Box 2015, St. John’s NL, A1C 5R7 or e-mail: [email protected] DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com JULY 19 - 25, 2015/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 103

LAST LAUGH @TheNfldHerald H facebook.com/nfldherald NFLDherald.com QUICK CHUCKLES What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put in on my bill! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his toe. Did you hear about the ghost co- median? He was booed off stage. H H H ARE YOU KIDDING? H H H Reaching the end of a job years, say, a red Corvette?” JOKES OF THE WEEK interview, the employer asks The man sits up straight the man looking for summer A man and his wife were having employment, “What starting and says, “Wow! Are you kid- an argument about who should salary are you looking for?” ding?” The interviewer replies, brew the coffee each morning. “Yeah, but you started it.” The wife said, “You should do it be- The confident man replies, PADDY’S FINGERS cause you get up first. Then we don’t have “In the region of $125,000 a to wait as long to get our coffee!” year, depending on the bene- Paddy was working at the fits package.” plant when he accidentally The husband said, “You’re in charge of cut off all 10 fingers. He went cooking so you should do it, because that The interviewer inquires, to the emergency room at is your job and I can wait for my coffee.” “Well, what would you say to the hospital. The doctor said, a package of five weeks va- “Pass me the fingers and I’ll Wife replies, “No, you should do cation, 14 paid holidays, full see what I can do.” it. Besides, it’s in the Bible that the man medical and dental, compa- should make the coffee.” ny matching retirement fund Paddy said, “I haven’t got to 50 per cent of salary and a the fingers.” Husband replies, “I don’t believe that company car leased every two for a second. Prove it.” “What do you mean you haven’t got the fingers?! It’s She fetched the Bible, opened the Old 2015! We have microsurgery Testament and showed him at the top of and all kinds of incredible several pages, that it says … ‘HEBREWS.’ techniques. I could have put A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE them back on and made you like new. Why didn’t you I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you bring the fingers?!” can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto Paddy said, “How was I your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider. supposed to pick them up?” 104 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD/JULY 19 - 25, 2015