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Weekly World NewsOXFORD, England -Tragic lO-year-old twinsLauren and AshtonMms are advertising intheir local newspaperfor a new set of parentsto replace their belovedmother Tobi - who'll bedead of liverwithin weeks!\"Kids and dog for hire.Lifetime contract,\" thespunky sixth-graders of-fered in their ad, trying val-iantly to put a happy face ona situation that's destinedto tear their hearts out. The pitiful kids placed theadvertisement with the bless-ing of their ill-fated, 43-year-old mom. Her children neverknew their father and she hasno other living relatives, so de-voted Tobi is terrified thetwins will wind up in an or-phanage when she passes on. \"I know I'm going to die, but1 can't take the time to worryabout myself right now,\" thecourageous lady told report-ers. \"I have to find my childrena new mom - and hopefully, adad, too.\"And 1 don't have a lot oftime to do it in - five or sixweeks at the most.\"Unsuspecting Tobi's worldcame crashing down last Octo-ber when she went to the docfor a checkup - and learnedthat cancer had eaten away ather liver to the point where noone could cure her.Since that fateful day, the<X) shell-shocked mom has~ worked hard to prepare her=~- kids for the moment she will leave them behind forever. MMI• •W!IItWlI If you would like to offer as-~ \"We've talked a lot about sistance to dying Tobi Mills and her twins, please write to<Il death, because I want my chil- them c/o The Sun, 1 Virginia~ dren to understand that it isn'tZ my fault, that I'm not going9 away by choice,\" said teary- prepare two lO-year-olds for And the jittery twins hope our mom, but we're going to St., London, England El, 980.~ eyed Tobi. the loss of their mother?\" their newspaper advertise- need someone to take care of (First-closs postage to London is.~ \"And we've spent a lot of The shaken lady hopes to ment will help them find a US and love us ,\" said sad- 60 cents per half ounce.)sz time putting pictures in family find a loving couple who'll new home here on Earth be- eyed Ashton.I~ albums so they'll have some- adopt her son and daughter fore their mom finds a home ''And we really, really hope cause they feel sorry for us.thing to remember me by. and their pet pooch Lacey in Heaven. our new parents will want us \"We want their love, not2 \"But really, how can you and treat them as their own. \"Nobody will ever replace for the kids we are, not be- their pity.\"

1 B.zarre d.sease ages on y one sideBy MIKE FOSTER/Weekly World News COLOGNE, Germany - Trag- ic Karl Schummer is half-man, of man'shalf-baby, The greeting card il- lustrator suffers from a bi- zarre genetic disease that has caused one side of his body to age twice as fast as normal, while the other half body, has failed to age at all! The left side of 31-year-old Karl's face has the weathered skin and docforsgraying locks of a man in his early 60s. But the right side still has the chubby cheek and wide-eyed gaze of a newborn child. His thick, hairy left arm is already beginning to feel the pain of arthritis, report while his right arm is silky smooth - and not yet strong enough to lift a gallon carton of milk. The 6-footer has to walk with has made me different from other the aid of a specially designed people, but the troubles I have are cane because his right leg dangles nothing compared to the suffering several feet above the ground. many others go through every Yet incredibly, brave Karl never day,\" the amazing medical marvel complains about his condition. \"God declared. When Karl was born on Nov. 28, 1966, he was an apparently healthy baby boy. But within a few months, his mother began to notice that there was something \"different\" about the child. \"The left side of my body was growing quickly, but not my right,\" said Karl. The boy's worried parents took him to a doctor who measured his arms and legs and confirmed their worst fears. The baffled family physician referred them to specialists who identified Karl's condition as Spieler's disease, a rare ge- netic disorder that can cause different I~;;;;~!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;;~W~~E~R~E~R~;A'B;B;I;TISI\"A~R~E!!!!~!!!!~co~~~e;;~~est~er~~~: parts of the body to develop at different dangerous monsters in \"Mr. Schummer's genes are telling MORE DIINGfRO••:e~d;:' :t~I weEr~r~~:uallY some of his cells to age very fast, others to liDIN .J,fREWOL.,ftmUChthr:Ot~~e~~n:fe~h~dt age very slowly,\" explained Dr. J.L. Bu- \"I \".\"they called wererabbits! chil~rl'S ~mchoeolesr., who has been treating the man- mind is remarkably normal, but he does exhibit several childlike charac- ~ 5 1 U~t H OOristics-suckinghisrightthumb,crying ~cc: \"51 openly when emotional and laughing in de- light at new experiences. i~2 \"Chronologically, Karl is a grown man, DH but he still has the open-mindedness and ~ innocence of a child,\" said Dr. Bucheler. V> The respected illustrator actually be- ~ The mischievous creatures tryside at night, raiding crops and lieves that his half-infant brain gives him ~ were said to be humans that could causing mass starvation. Only by _~ transform themselves into rabbits stabbing one of the dreaded man- certain advantages. \"Being able to see the world through ~ by means of a magic potion. bunnies with a silver blade could the eye of a child has helped me as an art- co Frightened villagers believed that you force it to return to human 3 the wererabbits roamed the coun- form, to folklore. is!,\" he said.

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New study says yes! By JUNE SAWYER/Weekly World News Groaning is \"an instant, guaranteed stressreliever,\" a fascinating new study reveals.\"I have discovered that groaning is a naturalbody response to any type of hurt,\" explains therapistand author Dr. Louis M. Sa- , . . . - - - - - - - - - -vary. all pa:ts of the body.\" The\"It provides a healthy way to therapIst suggested that peo-deal with pain - and it provides pIe who are teJ:;tse, angry orimmediate temporary relief for frustrated can n~ themselvescertain emotional pressures of any stress by sImply groan-and stresses.\" ing for 10 minutes a day.Dr. Savary says groaning \"When you groan, lie downhelps a person physically relax, or sit perfectly straight - sowithout being overly strenuous your windpipe is nqt bent andor time-consuming. the airflow is unobstructed,\"\"And physical relaxation is said Dr. Savary.one of the most essential needs \"A good groan begins withof people under any severe a deep breath that seems tostress,\" Dr. Savary said. fill the lower intestines. WhenWhen a person groans, the the throat is fully opened, theentire body is involved in a contained air rushes out -\"gentle, rhythmic activity which and as it passes the voicerequires deep and regulated box, it creates the sound webreathing. And this supplies usually associate with groan-maximum amounts of oxygen to ing.\"Scientists discover ancient false tooth! PARIS - Researchers have found what they sayis a 1,900-year-old false tooth! The wrought-iron chopper was found jammed into theupper jaw of a man who was exhumed from an ancient ce-metery just south of here. It proves that dentistry has been around since at leastthe 1st century A. D.G rief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.Mouthwateri ng Melinda Dil- Cyclist crashes through glass door &bleeds to ~lard looks so luscious in a bi- death- at bloodbank!i DUBLIN, Ireland - A cyclist 5kini that her bod's adorned crashed through a glass door and ~more calendars and post-cards than anybody we know. l ed to deat h - at a bloo d bank!You'll also see those gor-geous green eyes staring Motorcycle enthusiast Eric Helms, 22back at you from a series of =b , iV>beer and soft drink commer-cials - 'cause when Melinda severed so many arteries that the doc-says bottoms up, who's going tors on the scene couldn't save him. ~ to argue with her? \"There was so much blood on the :8 floor,\" one nurse said. \"It was a terrible ()O 5 waste, in many ways.\"

Animal probably learned CPR from watching T~ sayI~ BRISBANE, Australia - Stricken zookeeper er from his hospital bed. watching on TV or something, action moments after her be-~ Casey Saunders suffered a heart attack and col- \"I have no idea how that lit- 1 don't know. loved keeper keeled over withZ lapsed, lying near death tle gal knew what to do - 1 \"I do know, I never, ever a heart attack in the primate~ till a quick-thinking By JOE BERGER dreamed I'd be this happy to compound at the zoo where really don't. \"o Ch·Impanzee. na.med An- \"But she used to hve wIth a have had a cl).imp kiss me on he's worked for the past 26 n~ .saved. hiS bfe - by Weekly World News Anna, I family in Kalgoorlie and they the lips. But the minute I get years.3: say she watched a lot of televi- out of the hospital, I'm going to weren't for my little \"I was watching Casey play-~~ glvmg him mouth-to- never would have made it sion. kiss her back, 'cause Anna's ing with Anna and the other3: mouth resuscitation! through this thing,\" grateful \"So maybe she picked up my hero.\" chimpanzees when Casey sud-6 \"The doctors tell me if it Casey, 48, later told a report- CPR from a show she was The amazing ape swung into denly clutched his chest,

amazed expertslgasped and slumped to the seemed to know what to do, soground, out cold, \" recalled we all just stood around waitingstunned zoo boss Bruce Bill- for the other guy to jump in. The whole thing was totally tors credited the 60-pound rest, 42. \"It's not everyings. Then suddenly, while we stood surreal.\" chimp with saving her keeper's day that you walk in on a\"I just froze in my tracks there gaping, Anna came to the Paramedics arrived and life. 'man down' call and findbecause I'd never really faced rescue. found frantic Anna still admin-. \"I was truly amazed that an a chimpanzee giving thea situation like that before in \"She knelt over Casey, tilted istering CPR to her fallen animal could do something guy mouth-to-mouth re- his head back and started giving friend. like that and do it so perfect- suscitation.my life.\"There were several other him mouth-to-mouth, just like They rushed dazed Casey to ly,\" said flabbergasted ambu- \"Now, I think, I really 7people there, too, but nobody she'd been doing it all her life. a nearby hospital, where doc- lance attendant Danny For- have seen it all.\"

one a e con al•nl•n Doctorsfind EXPERTS theorize that By RANDY JEFFERIES / WeekLy WorLd News Jesus Christ wrote the 1918fluvirus in .prophecies when he JERUSALEM - French ar- chaeologists have found Christ's frozen corpse! rose from the dead fol- tomb. lowing his crucifixion WASHINGTON, D.C. - 2,000 years ago. And the ancient cave where His body A sample of the Spanish flu was entombed contains seven stunning virus that killed 21 million prophecies about the future of the world people worldwide in 1918 - three of which have already come has been recovered from true! the frozen remains of a flu victim buried in Alaska. Dr. Paul Renoit and his five-man research team discovered the tomb and the stone tablet containing The corpse was exhumed astonishing predictions early last month while search-<X) from a cemetery in Brevig ing for relics. But the noted archaeologist and Bible~ Mission and genetic material scholar delayed announcing his find to the world until'1' from the flu was taken, said tests were completed that prove beyond a doubt that'E researchers at the Armed the man-made excavation is indeed the burial site of~ Forces Institute of Pathology. Jesus - and that the prophecies are genuine.~ Scientists hope to use the!Z: sample to study the virus and \"We're 100 percent certain that this was the real:3 prepare vaccines in case it ever resting place of our Savior before He rose from the dead,\" Dr. Renoit said.3 returns. \"For hundreds of years, historians falsely be-~ The 1918 epidemic, which lieved the tomb was located at the site known as 'The~ killed 700,000 Americans, has Holy Sepul~her' in the east-central area of the Chris-ttl baffled scientists because of its tian quarter of the city.~ sudden appearance and disap- \"But this site is six miles away. We found a8 pearance. crown of thorns that still contains blood stains - pre- served by the nearly airtight seal formed by the stone at the mouth of the tomb. Chemists at the Sorbonne compared the DNA on the crown with that of blood on the Shroud of Turin - known to be Christ's burial cloth. \"It's a perfect match.\" But even the discovery of the tomb itself pales in comparison to what was found inside it. \"This tablet has lain here, untouched, for thou- sands of years,\" said Dr. Renoit, 46. \"The seven prophecies, written in Aramaic, the language Jesus spoke, were apparently etched on the tablet after the Crucifixion, between the time Joseph of Arimathaea placed the body in the tomb and the third day when Christ rose from the dead and ascend- ed to Heaven. \"It's as though He knew we would find the tomb and left the prophecies for us to find right h~re, in 1998.\" Here are the seven prophecies, interpreted by noted New Testament expert Dr. Claude DuVierre of Paris University: PROPHECY #1: In 37 years, the last temple in Jerusalem will be destroyed. Dr. DuVierre: Indeed, the last Jewish temple fell in 70 A.D. - 37 years after Christ's death. During his lifetime, Jesus was constantly asked about when the temple's destruction would occur. He never revealed

anc•ien ee•lesoun •Inthe time. It appears He begins His prophe-cies with this one to show that He knew the INCREDIBLE PROPHECIESanswer all along. were written in Jesus' lan- guage, Aramaic, and etchedPROPHECY #2: Bloodshed and un- in stone, as shown in photo.rest shall continue in this land, 10, unto theend of the Earth. And love of false godsshall separate the people.Dr. DuVierre: Again, Christ accuratelypredicts the future. The Holy Land - Israeland Palestine - continues to be ravaged byreligious wars and hatred.PROPHECY #3: Early in the year2000 a brilliant light will appear in the sky.Millions will see it and give their souls tomy Father. But many others will still refuseto acknowledge His power.Dr. DuVierre: Astronomers say that inFebruary 2000, at least four comets will becoming close to Earth. The experts say thatanyone of them could create that bril-liant light.PROPHECY #4: In the days just be-fore the end, a tyrant who serves afalse god will use the power of diseaseas a weapon. Many will fall as deathrains from the sky.Dr. DuVierre: There's no way to knowfor certain, but Christ could well be talk-ing about Saddam Hussein and biologi-cal warfare.PROPHECY #5: One day all knowl-edge of the world will be gathered to-gether. And 10, one man will hold it inhis hand. :mmEDr. DuVierre: It's a known fact that in- fcredible amounts of data can be stored on I DHEA prevents heart disease! Atiny computer disks. And the science is [(constantly improving. It's con- r - - - - ~ceivable that the day might the world's most powerful PROPHECY #7: Visitors ;0come when everything that is leaders will die in a single will come from other worldsknown about the world could be week in the first six months - not Heaven, not Hell - and MILWAUKEE, Wis. - Medical researchers 5stored on a disk small enough of the year 2000. Their deaths carry people away with them. say the popular over-the-counter hormone DHEA ~ prevents heart disease! V>to be held in one's hand. will throw the world into Dr. DuVierre: This chilling Studies here at the Medical College of Milwaukee reveal ?But the question of who, ex- chaos and hasten the de- statement could mean that that older men with high blood levels of droepiandrosterone - :actly, will hold it in his hand struction of the Earth. space aliens will come to better known as DHEA - have a lower risk of heart attack. ,:\"g'-remains a mystery. Dr. DuVierre : This one Earth and reveal themselves They have less body fat, higher levels of HDL (the good choles-PROPHECY #6: Five of seems self-explanatory. at last. teroD and better scores on exercise tests than men with lower ex> 9 DHEA levels.

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SYDNEY, Australia - Forget about paddedbras and old-fashioned implants. Pioneeringdoctors here have come up with an exciting newway to give flat-chested women larger bosoms:They actually grow new breast tissue from awoman's own cells! By MIKE FOSTERandDrh.I.SStceovlelneagSuaeths edsebvuerly- W_ ee..k.I.Y. World News _ _ _ __ .._ _ _ _oped the technique and that we could use a similar ap-he has already used it proach for breast enhancement,\"successfully on more than said the plastic surgeon.a dozen women. In Dr. Sathesbury's procedure,\"This approach has none extra breast tissue is cultured in theof the dangers associated lab from a small amount of fat cellswith leaking silicone im- taken from the patient's buttocks.plants - because every inch The cells are treated with BORN BOSOMLESS: Judy Lambsford praises the miracle procedure of Dr. Ste-of the enhanced breast is the chemicals to accelerate growth .....1:~~~\" ven Sathesbul'Y, right. \"1 went from- on- A-cup (Ieh-) ~ a- C-cup {olxwe-} in- just a ~fe::w weeks,\" she said. \"1 love the sexier new me - and so does my husband!\"patient's own tissue,\" said and placed in breast-shapedDr. Sathesbury. · molds made from a special plastic problems, U.S. doctors may be- because I'd heard that im-Judy Lambsford, one of polymer. \"The patient gets toSathesbury's patients, swears choose the breast shape she de- r-~\"''-l. gin to use it within a year. plants were dangerous,\" theby the procedure. \"I went from sires from several available Mrs . Lambsford, 35, says mother of two revealed.an A-cup to a C-cup in just a models,\" said the expert. polymer - made of the same the new breast augmentation \"When I heard about Dr.few weeks,\" she said. \"They The molds are slid through material used for creating technique has been a godsend. Sathesbury's work, I jumped atlook natural and feel natural small incisions under the skin of stitches - dissolves and the \"For years I'd felt embar- the chance to take part in his the woman's breast and held in new breast tissue is left in rassed about my 'ironing trials. And I'm glad that I did. I- because they are!\"Dr. Sathesbury was in- place by surgical tape. There, place, bonded naturally to the board' chest. But I was always love the sexier new me - andspired by the success of over about six weeks, the molds existing tissue. afraid to do anything about it so does my husband!\"Boston scientists who re- fill up with the fast-growing fat \"One of the advantages to r,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~One-armed man flights oR monkeycenUy managed to grow new cells,which divide every 24 hours. this approach is that thenipples in the lab for mas-h fake I· btectomy patients. \"I realized Once the molds are full, the breasts grow slowly,\" explained the physician. \"The patient l~t!!~~~~~~:!dU:h~~= W•it 1m .1 ~~ doesn't have to respond to wthoeuldsudredceenivsetafrroems schoe- Wfr1?~md workers and friends after tificial oar~ma a table and keys live in the area. They r~: fought monkey that sometimes open unlocked 0 5getting large artificial leaped moo hiS hotel room doors and windows and steal he~~w ~IU~gg~aijg~elfr,o~m~th~e1h~o\"te~l,r,o~o,msiri' ~breast implants.\" Dr. Sathesbury is con- thew Zealand skier Ma- II v' Butson, 24, said he was ? ducting clinical trials on his watching TV when the S6- technique in Australia, and if pound monkey opened a door ~ '11111111~::.I~ftIl\"\"m~:soimgPn.rs.lo'f rejection or other patients continue to show no and leaped into the room M._M _~ from the hotel balcony. But- iii :g son wasn't hurt. co More than 200 wild mon- 11

Q All the women I know are jeal- in the 1970s. Any chance of the Os- ous of Cindy Crawford, hands- mond siblings returning to TV? down the sexiest of all the top su- - lain T., Salt Lake City, Utah permodels. But does she really 111I111111111IA Ypaoiur'raereinplaluncnki!ngTthoecow-hhoosletsaomTVe have a fulfilling love life? - Tessa B., Norwalk, Conn. A Gorgeous Cindy has not been all talk show. Marie says there's a good .............--: that lucky in the bedroom depart- reason why the brother and sister often work together: \"Donny is an ment, a telling remark in an interview idiot - he needs me!\" ..,--~---. The Last of the Mohicans. Did he train in indicates. * * *Q Madonna was accused the ring for his part in The BoxeI:'! Talking about shooting a sizzling, - Carla T., Las Vegas, Nev. robust movie sex scene, the brunette bombshell said, \"We were working on a AVERAGE TIME FOR of sacrilege by the A Did he ever! The actor boxed more than 350 rounds with his trainer, world feath- love scene for three nights and I kept SEX IS. THREE SECONDS: Catholic Church a few years thinking, 'This is not like real life.' You Cindy Crawford. back when she made that erweight champ Barry McGuigan - earn- * * *know, where it'd be over in three seconds?\" video Like a Prayer- in which the stat- ue of a black Jesus came to life and she ing plenty of bloody noses and black eyes. \"Daniel trained harder than any fighter that made love to Him. Is she a rebel who I've ever worked with,\" marvels McGuigan. QI read somewhere that Burt Reynolds' dad opposes church teachings? _ , .1:1,,__, \"Of the top 15 middleweights in the country, was the police chiefwhere he grew up in West - Bert E, Augusta, Ga. INSIST\"\"\"S-O-N-lltOpO.illlDlpElU if you eliminated the top five, Daniel could Palm Beach, Fla. Is that how the macho, wiseguy A The Italian-American song- IN HER DRESSING have boxed any of the other ones.\" actor got his wild ways - because the bird, who was raised a Catho- local \"smokeys\" gave him free rein? ROOM: Madonna. Q * * *lie, bears the church no ill will. In fact, before A friend told me that legendary star Debbie - Val G., San Antonio, Texas making a recent appearance on British tele- Reynolds, who epitomized the wholesome \"girl A Actually, Burt says having the chief vision, she issued a list of demands - and next door\" in the late '50s and early '60s, recently of police for a father was a pain in chief among them was that producers had to revealed that someone she dated back in those days the neck - because he had to behave make sure there was a picture of The Pope was gay. So which actor of that era was actually a even better than the other teens. in her dressing room! closet homosexual? \"That's tough - it's like being the Q * * * AI know that dedicated actor Daniel - Leslie K , Atlanta, Ga. Day-Lewis spent weeks in a wheel- preacher's son,\" the star revealed. \"He Who wasn't would be a shorter list! Debbie admits arrested me twice!\" that almost every Hollywood Q * * * ARRESTED BY HIS chair before playing a cripple in My Left hunk she went out with during My favorite variety show of all OWN FATHER: Fbot and learned to trap animals for his her peak years of screen stardom time was Donny and Marie back Burt Reynolds. role as a white man raised by Indians in was light in his loafers. \"Other than two men, practi- cally everyone I dated in the '50s and '60s was gay,\" she said in an interview. Can you identify the movie this scene is from? The first correct Q * * *I think that Faye Dunaway is without a doubt the entry we receive wins TWO Weekly World News T-shirts! HINT: Charles Bronson hod only one wish in this film. Look for most beautiful woman ever to the answer here next week. Lost week's quiz answer: Butch Cassidy appear on the silver screen.'E and the Sundance Kid. Mail entries to: Brain Teaser, Weekly World What's up next for the ac-~ N:-Ae-NwS-sW,-6E-0R-0: _-E_-a_-s_t-_C-_o-_a-s_t-_A_-v_-e_.-, _-L_a-_n-_ta-_n_-a_,-_F-_l-o_.-_3-_3-_46-_4_-·_0-_0-_0-2_-._-_-__-_-_-_1 tress? Debbie Reynolds.~z :YOURNAME: ____________~____________________ - Bill R., Charleston, S.C.o A Fabulous Faye will be starring in a film version ofc..r.J: :ADDRESS: ____________________________________, • the play Master Class, about the life and loves of~ A._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ STATE: _ _ ZIP: _ _ _ _ • opera great Maria Callas. And AI Pacino will appear~:>:: -------------------------- ______ 1 as the most famous of her sweethearts - Jackie O's DECISIONS OF THE JUDGES ARE FINAL. megabucks second hubby, Greek tycoon An Onassis.u.Ju.J~12U=~==========================

I JUST FOR KICKS: Peaceful Indians were dropped in their tracks by shotgun-tot- ing pioneers as wagon trains drove by tepee villages. HISTORIANRose Doleman.Drive-by shootings aren't anything new - the Midwest t~ the Ore- r.rI/~tO' ndJe,ers ''AVAV,'.lp(O'4'160ts lit~tarted ~~nc~:~j.\" ,~~~~~~~~they •• •r.,.\"...~~ -lllsl ~I' ~Ull!west\" .lTDhocuosv~nedrWesldo'tfhwa~tnghd~Ieam.spn.si, oneers who were he ading way they left a trail of .. . death among Indians were killed whIle they sat InRthoesIre teDpoeleesm, asnayosfhClsatsopnearn, BY DAVID MILLS warheoashafdor limveadnyingethne-Wyo. \"Pioneers would just Weekly World News erations.\"esvtaernt sftoirpipnigngawthaeyir wwaitghoonus.t dteoewnns idnrnivoicnegntarpoeudnedstrgiuannnsinign speMntissseDveorlaelmyaenarhsastraci;ng'In~- ~:::~:~::-~:~~~;:'~~:~:::~.J\"These were clearly histo- cities like New York and Los dian legends that involve the victims,\" she said. \"Often theyry's first drive-by shootings.\" Angeles. shootings by the paleface in- would wait until the tribe'sToday's drive-by shootings \"Back in the 1840s half a truders. But her strongest evi- warriors were out hunting and came across an Indian tribe. It ~involve cars full of wayward million pioneers traveled from dence is a 150-year-old diary then come through shooting became sport for them to see ~1rr·'1'8dml'II5 .*1IU51'8'1I *a8*e·,, ~,',nT~hse'M th t d t '1 th;::::========================================i1kept by a pioneer named Bill the Indian women and chil- how many Indians they could !:i:1,.' .' •J I dren.\" shoot,\" she said. \"It was like a ~o adiarye ahlaSs dOezesnenSsOefeesns_ Miss Doleman said boredom human shooting gallery.\" 1~2 and heavy doses of alcohol con- But few if any of the trigger- I tries detailing how the pioneers tributed to the shootings. happy pioneers were ever pun- ~~ Scientists in Holland have discovered a link be- would ride through Indian vil- \"The diary says the pio- ished for their deeds. ltween windmills and cancer! lages with their guns blazing,\" \"They were making t~eir neers did a lot of drinking dur-Recent research at the Cancer Institute in Amster- she said. \"Many times the Indi- ing the seemingly endless getaways at the same tIme J;:dam revealed that children living near windmills are more ans would be sleeping when hours in the wagon trains,\" she they committed the crimes,\" -....than twice as likely as other kids to suffer from leukemia the attacks occurred. said. Miss Doleman said. \"The Indi- ::gand a rare form of brain cancer. They can offer DO expla- \"And the pioneers would \"They would be drunk and ans didn't even know what hit 00L.::Da:.:.t.:..::io..:...n:::..:..fo..:...r_th_e_u_D_e_xp~e_c_te_d_co_r_r_e_la_t_io_D_._ _ _ _ _ _ _---I carefully pick and choose their ready for action when they them.\" 13

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WASHINGTON - Doomsday I, Aging traft tarries 'DOa satellite assembled in space byRussian cosmonauts in the early nuclear warheads - &1970s and armed with 100 atomicwarheads, is slowly dipping out oforbit - and tak- , - - - - - - - - r--~--..., the island volcano impact at this location if's falling ouf oforbifling dead aim on Krakatoa erupted in if our projections arethe U.S! 1883,\" declared nu- accurate, in 60 to 80The horrifying satel- clear armaments ex- days.lite was designed to pert Dr. Victor Froi- \"One thing is an ab-launch its nuclear rock- lich. solute certainty, though. is preparing to blast off inets at separate targets \"Millions of peo- The bang will be the the countryside clean as it a race to capture the dy-scattered around the pIe in a 1,000-mile loudest noise ever rushes into a crater 2,000 feet ing Doomsday 1 satellite radius will be killed heard by human ears. deep and at least 200 miles and bring it safely toglobe. Experts predict outright,\" he added. No other noise will even wide. Earth in the cargo hold ofimpact with the Earth's \"Millions more will come close. \"Perhaps the worst thing of a NASA shuttle craft.surface could come as die of radiation poi- .......IIL---\"'--\"'___.... \"All structures - all will be the dense, radioac- \"This will be the mostearly as June. soning.\" NUCLEAR expert even the skyscrapers tive dust cloud that will blanket dangerous mission everAnd when Doomsday I National Security Dr. Victor Froilich. in Chicago - will be the globe, perhaps shutting out flown by a space shuttleslams into American soil, Agency insiders have vaporized by the blast. sunlight for decades. crew,\" a NASA insider de-all 100 warheads will det- projected Doomsday 1's remain- Entire towns will vanish as \"The fact is, and my col- clared.onate at the same in- ing life-span and plotted its most though they never existed. The leagues all agree, unless some- \"But as they've shownstant! likely track back to Earth with an huge seismic impact will dis- thing is done before Doomsday so many times in the past,\"It will be the most accuracy of plus or minus 300 rupt communications through- I hits, it may well be the end of when the chips are down,monstrous explosion since miles. out the world. life on Earth as we know it.\" America's astronauts al- \"Right now, we're looking at \"The force of the explosion And in a desperate effort to ways come through. the Chicago area as ground ze- will churn up waves in the beat the death clock, a team of \"I am confident they'll ro,\" Dr. Froilich said. \"It will Great Lakes that will tower 300 nuclear bomb disposal experts get the job done!\" ~~y'~ea~r·o~ld~g~~p'~a~loo~kin~g f~orw~ar~d ~ to new career - as a,-orn star! ~ ROME - Spry 83-year-old Nilo Silvi is look- ~ ing forward to his newjob - as a porno movie star. ~ The trim and fit oldster was whooping it up with his ~ ~~ grandson at a disco when ~ ~.8~better to be alone than Ia talent scout asked if he :g would mind \"making a film 00 with beautiful girls.\" m bad company. 15

BILLINGS, Mont. - A passionate porcupine three feet in the air when I first stick around for a while .\" HUBBY Sid Toomey, left, and hisnamed Prickles sauntered into Sid Toomey's utility saw him,\" surprised Iris re- And the Romeo rodent wife Iris were surprised by the called. \"I didn't even know we love-struck porcupine's visit.room two weeks ago and refuses to leave - be- has been mooning after that had porcupines around here, but broom ever since.cause the confused critter is crazy in love with Sid's I'd left a door open and he'd just \"He's been with us so long could come over and see our wandered in and started acting now, we feel like he's part of the new little buddy.beat-up old broom! By JOE BERGER alliovey-dovey with our broom. family,\" Sid said . \"We named \"We know if he ever gets to \"The little guy obviously Weekly World News \"My husband was out mowing him Prickles because - well, be a nuisance, we could getthinks my broom is a lady what else would you call a por- rid of him anytime just by try and try, and finally he'll just the lawn and I called him and cupine? stealing his broom and hidingpo:cupine and he )us~, wo~- told him to get rid of the thingShIPS the damn thmg, saId give up and go back to billing before it started sticking quills \"We feed him leaves and tree it from him.tickled Sid, 25. and cooing.\" in somebody. But then we start- bark and all the stuff he seems \"But really, they're such a\"He kisses it and nuzzles Sid's startled wife Iris found ed watching him and decided to like, and we even had a porcu- cute couple we just hate toup to it and sleeps right be- lovesick Prickles cuddled up he was so cute we 'd let him pine party so all our friends think of breaking them up.\"side it every night. He tries to with the bedraggled broom onemate with it, too - and he just Saturday afternoon when shecan't figure out why things walked into the utility room to Headhunters found BRASILIA, Brazil - Anthropologists were stunned to finddon't seem to work out the do a load of laundry. a tribe of headhunting savages dressed to the nines in sexy silk dressed ill sexy ulldies! \"teddies\" they'd recovered from the wreckage of a cargo planeway they're supposed to. He'll \"I must have jumped about that crashed in the jungle west of here, news agencies report.

FORGET SWIMSUITS • • •let's ave aMissTOPLESS~~contest! I'm madder than Dolly Parton in a training bra over a new cam-_ _--, paign to get rid of the swimsuit com-•'1Itey wanna All those yappy women's libbers and bleeding-heart liberal Democrats say it's demeaning for these good- • • looking gals to show off their long legs and big bazoom- petition in the Miss America Pageant.drop SIJ'ImSUI.rIrI• ~'1bas in skimpy bath- ing suits. new meaning to the term \"boob'em rid of bathing suits And a topless Miss America pa- back in 1995 and geant would help bring the Ameri- They tried to get tube.\"let ,Item drop lost. So now they're can family closer together - be-• • baaaaaaaaaack!to •'1helr WGISt1r'~. cause it'd be the one show on i~gItshwaomueldfobre a cry- television that fathers and sons < Ameri- could really enjoy watching together.,.....\",,,,,,....._ _ _ _ _....1 ca to lose this tradi- Also, it would end those catfights tional parade of USDA that take place every year behind thePrime female flesh. scenes where one gal accuses anotherBut if the women's libbers and old of stuffing her bra with tissue paper orfuddy-duddies get their way, pageant some such thing.bigwigs will probably be forced to can- So let's cut to the chase here, folks.cel the swimsuit show and put in some- I'm gonna join the movement to ban thething else gals are good at - like a dish- stupid Miss America swimsuit competi-washing contest, for instance. tion - and replace it with something thatt t lThat's why God gave gals little hands, has a little more bounce to it!by the way. So they can wash inside of -An~drinking glasses and pull out stuff thatgets stuck down in garbage disposals.Let's face it. I've never been one to pull ___ - - - my punches and I'm not about to start ~_ _ _ - - - - Check box, ~\ip ond, sen;;~: \ , ,r , . .now, by jiminey. The only reason men ~ M:is;soA~m:e~~t;~co~aT:~trdAe:v.seenwues ,ED ANGER Swatch these Miss America airheads is to Lantana, Fla. 33464-0002MISS AMERICA TOPLESS POLLs.ee 'em prancing around half-naked in ,high heels. And that's a fact, Jack. 0So, if the liberals want to get rid of the e with E d Anger that . hl. ~h time weswimsuit competition, great. Let's replace , It's where'i it with a topless competition, so us guys \ YES: ALal ~. s America Beauty Pagean - can really see who's the fairest in the had a RE IS s' \ONO'land. A topless contest would get 'em , the gals go toples . . ' who ought to be ,higher ratings than the gol-durned Su- . Ed Anger is wa rsietiXnIgstabP~I)gUt Awmome.ncaasPaifgtehaenyt ,per Bowl - and it would give a whole , t d shot for taken ou an f t Ban the MISS erl were pieces 0 mea. altogether, I say!

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Q• Anti-Christ?What makes you certain that you are the tive impression. I know that if I go public yours might be 7. There's certainly nothing prematurely, I'll face harassment by the ominous about it. For goodness sake, I haveA How did your Jesus know that He was paparazzi, possibly face death threats. a favorite color, too. It happens to be red. What about the suggestion, I believe• the son of God? One simply knows. When the time is right, I will come for-QThat could be, but surely you can prove ward and there will be full media access, • it's in Revelation 13:16, that you intendQ• it to our readers who may be skeptical. that's a promise.QPerhaps show that you're invulnerable to And that time will be ... ? to have that number or some similar inSignia somehow stamped on everyone's forehead?bullets or something like that? A. AWhen my father tempted your Lord andA• Master in the desert and asked Him to • Again, people have the impression that I think the Bible states very plainly that • this will be some kind of totalitarian \"no man knows the hour\" of the Apoca- command. I expect that any kind of wearingQprove Himself, He refused. Iypse. of my mark will be entirely voluntary, a signForgive me for doing the same for the Yet some people firmly believe that we of loyalty. If many people wear it, maybe ontime being. • are already living in the End Times, and baseball caps, I think it'll be proof that I'mBut don't worry - in time you'll get all the that your activities will take place sometime doing a good job.proof you'd ever want from me! between now and the year 2000. True? The horror film The Omen was aboutA QThat sounds threatening. Are you, as Well, let's just leave it that I am very • the birth of the Anti-Christ and hisQ• many Bible experts would say, a foe of • comfortable with that kind of time childhood. Did you see it and if so how accu-mankind? frame. rate a portrayal would you say it is?A Q AI am so glad that you asked me that. What, if anything, is the significance of Ridiculous - a real hoot. I mean I en-A• There are many irresponsible so-called • the number 666? • joyed it as entertainment, but I certainly\"experts\" out there who have created a A lot of fuss has been made about that. don't have a \"666\" on my body, except ofsense of panic among God-fearing Ameri- • It's really just a \"lucky number,\" like course for a tattoo that I had done just toocanne.s. I'm not going to harm any- 1l1li11111111111111111111111111111111l1li ~---, show friends that I have a sense of humor about the whole situation. But you do intend to seize Q Many biblical scholars say the • Second Coming is just aroundQ • power? the corner.A I certainly wouldn't use the• word \"seize.\" The Good Book When Jesus returns to Earth,says the time will come when pow- will you actively oppose Him?er will be thrust on me, and I won't A I have no plans to try andtry to thwart destiny. • smother Him in the cradle, ifQ Why are you insisting on ano- • nymity? that's what you mean.A Let's face it - with nicknames I'm sure that we will be able toban-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIdie•dlaikbeou\"tT, hitecrBeeaatesst\"abveeirnygnega- work together. I am very much looking forward '--~.....,'--......... to meeting Him.~--------------------------------------------------------------____________~19

By JOE BERGER / Weekly World News SAYVILLE, N.Y. - Ball-of-fire cheer- leader Charity Miranda was a bubbly, bright-eyed, beautiful young girl and one of the most popular students in her high school class till the day her own mother and sister suffocated the life out of her, cops say - because they thought she was possessed by dem~ns! .. doctor _ have pleaded not Investigators say VIvIan guilty. Miranda, 39, and her 20-year- Defense attorneys say they old daughter Serena Martin should be set free - because held a plastic bag they honestly be- lieve~ that by killing over 17-year-old Char- I'ty'~ head un.t1'l the dCohianngty, tthheey \"wpeorse- ternfied teen dIed an sessed\" schoolgirl a agonizing death - be- favor. ':They . ~id what cause they thought t~elr her head cold was hefs rehglOus be- told them was . .. the right thing to caused by evIl spmts. \"Th.ey conducted an do,\" said Se.rena's attorney, RIchard exorCIsm ceremony to get rid of the demons Martin. they thought had invaded But those who Charity's body and had YEARBOOK photo knew carefree Char- been making her feel fa- ~f high .scho~1 sen- ity say snuffing out tigued and sick,\" said De- lor Charity Miranda. the life of this hard- tective Lt. John Gierasch. working, high-spirited teenager \"But finally they came to the was a sin as well as a crime. conclusion that the exorcism had \"She made everybody love failed and that the only way to get her, and she loved everybody rid of the demons was for the girl back,\" said rattled pal Erich to die. Hellmond, 17. \"It really was like something \"She really loved her life.\" out of a horror story.\" And it was clear, say shell- The women - who'd recently shocked schoolmates, that embraced the weirdo Santeria re- the ill-fated teenager had no ligion - were charged with sec- prior warning that the peo- ond-degree murder after a reia- pIe she loved most were tive arrived at the family'S ranch- about to steal that life away style home and discovered hapless from her. Charity lying lifeless at the foot of \"I talked to her just hours~ ....................................-- a staircase. before she died and she was~ When cops 'got there , they her usual happy-go -lucky UJ found the victim's mom and sister self,_even though she hadn't Z in an adjacent room, been feeling so well lately,\"o chanting something one stunned friend told re- -J unintelligible. porters.over er~_ag The suspects - \"With all the creeps and20 described by cops as sickos running around out health nuts who don't there, 1 don't think she ever believe in modern dreamed that the people she ' medicine and refused had to fear most were her own to let Charity see a mother and sister.\" '

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Dear Dotti: I've been married to a really nice guy for the past five years but I'm starting to think he's gone off the deep end. A few months ago, he and his buddies went fire walking, where you take your shoes off, get in a trance and walk on a bed of hot coals without getting burned. Well, Paul really got hooked and has been doing it every weekend since. Now he's got it in his head that the ultimate high would be a lovemaking session in the fire pit! He's pressuring me to go along with the idea big-time but I have no CPhO°lDNalifren~'aseD:r~I~W~No1oy~Iorhru~~Iealsd:Stoo.'nle~vliWtwchateryesesd~t ~lsi~nadeeD~'eai~1s~d~ahr,Ina:~bytseotuht:ttiieoan;Cgt7re6B;:l-ulnUinydr~O~gcnhUes'obtt~Uhnys~i~ost_­,uodesire to toast mybuns on a bed of red-thootlac~oaolfsf. I've told him a~ve ou a new face? but he keepsbeggIng and threaten- gfileDld%: YaroFue'raerlneostsfienaBr~lo~o~m- -ing. What should I do?7:J'- Velma in Matthews m~aolu-ngdrsadoef cpohcaarimneacefurt~lm- will look the other in what you've got a death W?- Dear Velma: You tell Paul p oDn ceaa rCiptye:v aThsat a~, s our Dear Runaway In La-you'll be happy to make love uron a bed of hot coals if he you get for trustmg yher mar: Wipe the snot off yo to even though my ience store, which is five blockssoaks himself in lighter fluid husband, your Pf~ea~ to face and go back homeand hops in the \"sack\" first. and your best ~le~ name is Robert. away, to get some low-calorie OUf mommy, fool!. Iae'~vitoehuetarsidtk~beumd~eshshe.Iert treat like a small container ofThat'll cool the old boy's \"ar- hfieelDlpde:yaoTruhBeoauwdt aoCyfoatookJaa!IBnm. u'a\"rnI.~.s- y Dear Depressed In La ice cream or a candy bar just todoT\" - and if it doesn't, you'll reward myself for working soget rich off his life insurance! ~lrouessae~' I f you were half as you say you are, or says It does hard. But for some reason I just, ,ot - lust ,My son is a stupid heart iSh NOTantdhrdooun~~ yh~~ you wOUtldn\"ltckhauvpeahCardayt:: nt~o~I~l~D~mgoiesaa:ntewa~an:lyl!-.-d- - l-k ,stomac. energy 0 p can't seem to lose any weight ate me.Dear DottI·: My son .IS a.n Idl.- EVER forget It!d 'n Med- 1and write to me! yaollu,dm'rteuchsOlDeSsltsl.t5~0 pounds. Since Dear Sexy La y A aI'nm wroimnd, eri0ngI·, I we I mb arri• ed, know she isn't thinking about an- Could you giv~ot. I mean it: He has no com- . other man when wemon sense. HIS I.Q. .. me a couple ofisn't even close to ers. The ot hheI·CrCdUapyS amny.d SsIhsetecrohuaIddn'at aHraeveinyobuedevteorghetehaerrd:. w_ eI.Fgrheti-Idoassinti.pM?st90. And if there is bad c.ase 0fany way possible to grp~emmt gerdlal~ebosafg-t,heaem~scp.. oW-oenfnturoliteohd~msagulglwatrho,erpkooepldd-. about anything like .screw anything up, this happening? Any Thel!- I got an Idea. I got a straw and Pleasant .he'll do it. I'd be aI ddvoic?e?~WRhaotbsehrotuilndembarrassed to call ~aDlkefm!rg Fretda: If !J a whole fwe bl?cks ttO a FREIDA in Mt.him my son if he akidrhled pea from the Luverne tc en, sneaked upweren't just like me. Dear Robert. This conve?tlence s ?re Pleasant.Yloonugsetie~Ie learned a on her - and fired It mso,a-cya~~edvewbi.feeeonf.yaovu'/.!rs- to pwk up we ago that SAM in Bartow. right in her face. As ROBERT in cream and candy bars really were LuYerne. good exercise, somebody would al-I'm an idiot, too. The reason I'm God is my witness,writing to you is I need some ad- t~e shock <:ured her g~n r~ady have turned it into an Ofym-vice. Thanks in advance, Dotti. I hiCCUps - Instantly! wheren~utyosuhe\"s}lacrl-early ma~m. g up plC sport. The fact of the matter is, nedknow you can help us. _ Sam in Maybe your readers for lost ttme now. The fact ~s, she s you're fat because you eat like aBartow will want to try it! - got a back~oor man - and hls name, pig. And the sooner you admit it,Dear Sam: You say you and your Mary in Cimarron MARY in bonehead, tS Fred! and get up off your lazy butt andI exercise like crazy ondson are idiots - and you are -:- but Dear M,ary: Yo!\" Cimarron. do something about it, the better!that's no reason to get down m the can cure hwcups wtth a cattle prod, .I'm STILL bin lof pigldu~~s. Thefa~t is, the world.is fu.ll too, stooge - \"\"oYl YOU o~ but why the hell would 0 •. ~~~~ dIlJ dI!JdI'!-J11 yU\"o,Iu'-r1weanytetoI?I . .:1' Ae~et4!t her 'oftdwts. And if you don't beheve tt, Dear DottI: LIke many Amen- V .l-,,~trot on down to the nearest college cans, I've fought a continuing bat- f'\"(...s anal man scampus and talk to the first student• - I nome when we hO.'.l'e seor professor you see! t tie with fat all ?f my adul~ life. ICure h ,ns ant YICCUpS 'v' stand 5 feet tall In my stocking feet \" . . itJI A. :a Dear Dotti: My wife and I have and weigh 155 pounds, which LosADgeles-baseci DoHiwili answer your_ with peoshoofer'0 what I would call a pretty good mar- means I'm more than 50 pounds letters - .... teD it like it is. Write to Dear..----------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~23thiS tIp With your millions of read- excited and shouts \"Fred! Fred!\" walking all the way to the conven- forward your IeHers to her. . • riage but one thing really bothers me. overweight. I exercise like crazy at DoHi, c/o Weekly Worl\" lews, 600 East ,'\".Defir I?ottI: I wa.n~ed to share Whenever we make love, she gets all least once or twice a week, often Coast Ave., LantaDa, FIG. 33464-0002. We'll ~-0

OWINGS MILLS, IV mates tend to do it for COl That's the surprising word 'BR from noted psychologist and ..!- marriage therapist Dr. Shir- front ley Glass who is writing a know Treat'L.ng scenE book called the seem Trauma of Infidelity. \"T \"Generally speaking, men tend to of a 1 have affairs for purely sexual reasons,\" She ( said Dr. Glass. \"Women are more likely to have affairs for emotional reasons. \"Men seem to compart- mentalize more than wom- en do. In their minds they can keep sex separate from love. Often they have no emotional attachments at all to the women they have affairs with. \"It's a completely physi- cal thing and doesn't indi- cate that anything is lack- ing in .their marriages. They may actually love their wives very much and •• still feel justified in straying MARRIAGE TH I I because they see the other Dr. Shirley c: woman as mere recreation. \"It's nearly always the man who is clues more likely to say, 'It didn't mean any- may . thing,' when discovered having an ex- to ju tramarital affair. To their own way of they I thinking, these men may well be telling B the truth.\" acco~ The respected expert says that a indic woman cheating on her husband is a ing aJ far more serious indication that the ~ marriage is in deep trouble than if it's lGSf the man who is unfaithful. takes \"Women have affairs because they ket\"fa perceive problems in their marriages. can b There's some area of the relationship lots 0: that they're unsatisfied with and with : they're seeking it from another man.\" spom Dr. Glass says a man is more devas- \"frien tated than a woman when he discovers gethe that his wife has been unfaithful. or wif \"Men are much more angry and in- ~ l.l.3S\" tolerant of infidelity,\" she says.~ \"They feel their masculinity has sex Ie <I: been damaged and are slow to forgive. ly- <Il It's far less likely that a marriage can of an ~ be saved when it's the woman who partn UJ cheats than when it's the man. becal: Z \"When it's the man who has strayed, ergy : women are far more likely to work hard If :o.e.x.J: to rebuild their marriages afterward. creas \"We've seen this in microcosm with by gu~ the presidential scandal involving Clin- ~ ~ ton's alleged affair with Monica Lewin- lGSf sky. We see Hillary standing at the fore- justi~1'& MALE SPOUSES who cheat may actually love their~ wives very much and still feel justified in straying be-24 cause they see the other woman as mere recreation.

IIld. - Married men who cheat on theirnpletely different reasons than women do!. NEALE LIN D/Weekly World Newsof his defense. Although no one starts finding fault with his or her mate.s what's really going on behind the !fa husband, for instance, can pick an~s, the supposed affair actually argument with his wife and escalate its to be unifying the Clintons. into a hostile shouting match, it's easierhat kind of behavior can be typical for him to excuse getting out of theiVife whose husband has cheated. house and into the arms of his mis-!an see the indiscretion as a chal- tress. lenge and will fight to ~ CHANGE IN THE KIND OF UN- win her man back from lSSf DERWEAR HE OR SHE WEARS - the other woman or to This one is fairly obvious. restore his good name ~ NOT TALKING ABOUT A PERSON in others' eyes.\" UjSf HE OR SHE USED TO TALK ABOUT How can you tell if OFTEN - Suppose your wife has been your wife or husband is talking for weeks about a new guy having an affair? where she works. Then, suddenly, she's Surprisingly, Dr. not talking about him at all anymore. Glass says there may This cali be a warning sign. She may actually be no signs at have drifted into an affair with him and all. doesn't want to stir suspicion by talking \"This is an area in about him. • • while which I disagree with • many of my contempo- raries and much of the women public at large. When a man has an affair, peo- ple tend to say, 'She must have seen the. She was just in denial.' But thatnot be true. Some people are able tify their infidelity so well thatctually give no clues.\"t usually there are signs. Here, who stray ing to Dr. Glass, are some of thetions that your mate may be hav- affair:CHANGE IN SCHEDULE - Thisone may be obvious if your matethree hours to go to the supermar-r a loaf of bread. But the changes are lookinge more subtle. Lots of car trouble,f late hours at work all of a sudden10 accompanying increase in re-ibilities, more nights out withds\" - all these things taken to-o may indicate that your husband for love ...e may be seeing someone else.CHANGE IN SEXUAL APPETITE -When your mate suddenly wantsss frequently - or more frequent-the difference could be the resultadulterous relationship. If your~r is wanting less sex, it might bese he or she is saving sexual en-or the \"other person.\"le or she is wanting more, the in-ed frequency could be motivatedilt.IRRITABILITY - For some people,infidelity is a very difficult thing to 5r. So the cheating partner often

Chinese prison surgeons cuHing organs from living prisoners ' &selling them BEIJING - Unscrupulous Chi- for transplants!nese prison doctors are doing the unthinkable: Slicing kidneys, eyes and other organs from living in- Prison officials take a cut of the mates and selling them on the lu- By KEVIN CREED profits to look the other way.\" crative international black market! Weekly World News Li says the selling of inmate '~t this very moment there are organs began two years ago with at least 300 prisoners walking him he has cancer and must under- condemned killers. The body around with missing organs,\" said go surgery immediately. parts were removed after the Li Fong Chen, a former official with \"While he's under the knife, men were executed. But the the Chinese National Prison Board. they remove what they want - kid- grim operation expanded to in- Li resigned from the board be- ney, eye, whatever. 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WORLD EXCLUSIVEsfory By KEVIN CREED /Weekly World News A woman stunned the medical world when she was made pregnant by a bullet that tore off ,a Bosnian soldier's testicle before lodging in her womb! ' . . On February 12 of this year, Lacy KorbrIde, a NATO nurse working with troops in war-torn Bosnia, gave birth to a 6-pound ,I... girl after being shot in the uterus with a sperm-coated bcaullllientg, t\"hTerasuemcoan-dInrdeuccoerddeIdmcparesgenoafti.wonh.a\"t doctors are now Fearing unwanted ty, the 24-year-old volunteer from Dayton, Ohio, kept her phenome- nal conception and the subse- quent birth of her child a secret until now. But since it came to light in several medical journals, she de- cided to go public and allow the press to take photos of her and her baby. On July 10, 1997, Miss Korbride was shot' while running to the aid of a fallen NATO soldier during a gun - - - -battle. She was treated for the ~ound and released.from the hos- ONLY photo of baby's pItal, but returned SIX weeks later soldier father, above. with a problem doctors thought was un-Incredibly, Trauma-Induced Impregnation (Til) the book, Anomalies and Curi- related to the wound - she'd missed her period and was feeling nauseated in the mornings, Her physician referred her to gynecol-has occurred before! osities 01 Medicine, published ogist Dr, Bozidar Minovic, who was part of a team of physicians in Bosnia helping out with NATO operations there.A report published in the 1874 American Medical in 1900. Noted French gynecologist \"Miss Korbride came to me in late August of 1997 com-Weekly, related the bizarre burg, Miss., in 1863. Just as in Dr. Rene Comus says, \"Thesecase of a woman who con- the Korbride case, the bullet incidents are extremely rare plaining of symptoms that seemed to indicate pregnancy,\"ceived from a sperm-coated passed through the scrotum of and isolated. Chances of Til writes Dr. Minovic in the recently published edition of the Yugo-bullet during a Civil War a soldier, picked up some happening again are less thon slavian Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.bottle. sperm and passed through the one hundred billion to one. \"When she tested positive, my colleagues and I were baf- fled because Miss Korbride was a virgin.The pregnancy resulted in woman's abdomen into her \"But the incidents point out \"We never connected the bullet wound with the pregnancythe birth of a boy. The bizarre womb. the wondrous power of the hu- until a nurse, looking through the emergency room admissions' _incident occurred near Vicks- The case was detailed in man reproductive system.\" records, pointed out that a soldier had been shot in the testicle, 44 on the same day Miss Korbride was hit. FUrther investigationI

........& photosl ROOSTER GETS FAMILY COCK·A·DOODLE SUED! PASCAGOULA, Miss. - A pet rooster's constant cock-a-doodle-doing may land a family in court. Aggravated lawyer Harvey Barton has filed a disturbing the peace complaint against Michael and Emily Smith, whose home is next to his law office. Barton says the family's rooster, Chanti- cleer, can be heard constantly - by clients in his office, on recorded dictations and even by parties on the other end of his con- ference calls. \"It may be 8 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock or 4 o'clock when it crows, or all of the above,\" Barton said. \"The Smith family is adamant the chicken will stay and I'm adamant for it to go.\" Woman takes riding mower on ai~y.ridel HASTINGS, New Zealand - son to jump on her riding fore we finally caught up with Cops charged hell-raising Hel- mower at 12:30 a. m. and ram- her,\" said Officer Andrew Pe- en Andersson, 34, with disor- page through her normally ters. derly conduct after a bizarre staid neighborhood for more Friends said Miss Anders- midnight joyride - on a lawn than 45 minutes. son, who is usually quiet and mower! \"She mowed down all the well-mannered, had recently Cops said they don't know plants in four backyards and been \"under a lot of stress at what motivated Miss Anders- uprooted two small trees be- work.\" Gal works witb KNOT All her shoelaces tied together - I. , r.,,, WeeKS.BRISBANE, Australia - Goofy f.llf Gail Dorset walked around with her shoelaces tied togeth- ,.--- er for five weeks - just getting tome, I kept the What's the biggest mistake a wom- to spite the guys at work! laces tied together for over an can make in bed? Calling her man \"We have a lot of prac- a month - and I got aroundrevealed he had been standing reet after the baby, Candice, by the wrong name at the peak of pas- tical jokers at our job and fine.\"right in front of Miss Korbride was born. sion, a new poll shows. The colossal one day they tied my lac- Dorset said driving, ma-when the bullet struck. \"We examined the baby and boner tops a list of top 20 male bed- es together,\" said the neuvering around the bath-\"We concluded that the bul- found the bullet,\" says Dr. Mi- room dislikes gathered in a survey by spunky secretary. room and walking up thelet picked up some of the sol- novic. EYa magazine. No. 2 is lying motion- \"They all thought it stairs were a little tricky.dier's sperm and penetrated \"We removed it and both less in bed during loyemaking. An-her uterus, impregnating her.\" mother and child are doing other big turn-off for guys: Gals who .ws.ho_ouwl_d _tthr_iepm_m_teh_euyp_. w_Jue_rset_nt_'ot _lBe_umt_s.s_he_h_a_d _no__re_al_p_ro_b-~45Dr. Minovic was proven cor- fine.\" laugh at their loyer's private parts.

Weekly World News.,., ... med,\"\ a\ert'By DAVID HILL / Weekly World NewsYour body can tell you whenyou're suffering from a vita-min or mineral deficiency, ex-perts say.And once you learn thebody's warning signs, youcan correct the nutritionaldeficiency and get back onthe road to health.\"If you're like many Ameri-cans, you're not giving yourbody the nutrients it needs -and as a result you're a targetfor all sorts of illness,\" says Dr. Al-lan Cott, an authority in the field ofnutrition.\"Your body gives warning signsthat tell what vitamins and mineralsyou're deficient in. By recognizingthese signs, you can do somethingabout it.\" Warning signs: Sore tongue, mental problems and heart attack. Two other nutrition experts, sore lips, dry mucus mem- Recommendation: Take aDrs. Michael Lesser and Richard branes; deficiency can lead to daily magnesium supplementBrennan, reveal exactly how to\"read\" the body's warning signs arthritis and severe menstru- and eat whole grain products.... and how you can correct com-mon nutritional deficiencies. al problems. Zinc deficiency - Warning Recommendation: Include signs : Failure of wounds to Vitamin A deficiency - Warn- liver in your diet and take three heal, loss of smell and taste,ing signs: Deeply indented lines teaspoons of brewer's yeast dai- loss of hair; deficiency can leadin the fingernails, rough and ly with a B-complex pill. to retarded growth in childrendry skin, poor memory, irrita-bility, sleeplessness, confu- Vitamin B12 deficiency- and arthritis.sion. Deficiency can lead to Warning signs: Tingling in fin- Recommendation: Eat redlowered resistance to infec-tions, night blindness and even gers and toes, loss of balance, meats and shellfish and take a shooting pains; deficiency can lead daily zinc supplement. to anemia and menstrual disorders. Iron deficiency - Warningpermanent blindness. Recommendation: Take a dai- signs: Weakness, irritability, Recommendation: Take a ly dose of three teaspoons of brittle nails; deficiency cantotal of 10,000 units of vitaminA daily for one month and then brewer's yeast along with a B- lead to anemia..add more fish liver oil, beef liv- complex pill and inc1ude liver Recommendation: Take a in your diet. multivitamin that is supple-er and carrots to your diet. Vitamin C deficiency - mented with iron and eat moreVitamin Bl (thiamine) defi- Warning signs: Slow-healing liver and red meats.ciency - Warning signs: An ex- wounds, weakness, bleeding \"If you notice any of thesecessive sensitivity to sound, de- gums, deep crevices in the warning signs, do somethingpression, occasional shooting tongue; deficiency can about it now - before deficien-pain in the calves; deficiency can lead to joint problems and cies in vitamins and mineralslead to serious nerve disorders, inability to ward off infec- rob you of a normal life,\" saidheart failure and muscle degenera- tions . Dr. Cotto \"There is no truer say-tion. Recommendation: ing than 'You are what you eat.'Recommendation: Take a B- Eat citrus fruit and take With a nutritionally sound dietcomplex pill containing 50 milli- 2,000-4,000 milligrams you can lead a healthy life.\"grams of thiamine each day, or of vitamin C tablets . The body's cells need a three teaspoons of brewer's every day. broad natural base of nutrients,, ~ yeast daily and include liver Deficiency in cal- said Dr. Brennan. He explained-, and natural whole grains in cium Warning that vitamins and minerals ! your diet. signs: Pains in the must work together to maintainp ~ Vitamin B2 deficiency - joints, cramps, numb- a healthy body.<l: Warning signs: Cracks in cor- ness in arms and legs; Dr. Lesser, a pioneer in the deficiency can lead to field of nutrition therapy for3 ners of the mouth, skin prob-'Z! lems, burning sensation in feet., 9 and hands, sensitivity to light; heart problems and mental illness and author of softening of bones. the book Nutrition and .Vita-~ deficiency can lead to anemia and natural whole grain prod- ciency can lead to severe men- Recommendation: Take a min Therapy, said, \"If you can, ~ and poor vision. ucts. tal problems. dolomite tablet daily and eat a learn the body's warning sig-~ Recommendation: Take a Vitamin B3 (niacin) defi- Recommendation: Eat red diet rich in dairy products. nals, you can correct your vita-~ daily dose of three teaspoons ciency - Warning signs: Sore meat and calves' liver often Magnesium deficiency - min and mineral deficiencies.\"of brewer's yeast or a B-com- and red tongue, bad breath, and take a daily B-complex pill. Warning signs: Confusion, poor If symptoms still persist, he46 plex pill and eat plenty of liver canker sores, depression; defi- Vitamin B6 deficiency - memory; deficiency can lead to added, consult a physician.

'LeI your kids dowltalllteywanl, ,says expert! You can bring yourfamily closer together inno time flat by lettingyour kids do anythingthey like. \"The single most impor-tant thing in maintainingand strengthening unity inthe family is not to startfamily wars,\" advises aleading expert in familycounseling. \"Most parents start warswith their kids over who isgoing to control the situa-tion. They have the attitudeof lion tamers, and this un-dermines unity. \"You build unity whenyou stop trying to run otherpeople's lives. It doesn'tmatter, for instance, whattime a kid goes to bed. A kiddoesn't need any setamount of sleep. They knowwhen they're tired.\" • Respect your child. Lis-ten to his or her point ofview. • Stand behind your child.Assume he or she is innocentuntil proven otherwise. • Don't threaten and in-terrogate your child aboutsomething he or she has donewrong. Instead, appeal to thechild's sense of responsibili-ty and explain why he or sheshouldn't do it again. • Try to be a kind and pa-tient teacher to your children. • When playing gamestogether, change the rules sothat the child can have achance and doesn't lose allthe time. • Don't tell your childrenhow to use their own toys. Doting dog owner Barney Odom ~ m watches as his bulldog Flatnose m scurries up a tree near their home in A Davesville, S.C. Odom says Flatnose ~ has been climbing trees since he was a puppy - and he insists no pooch ~ in the world can match his when it ;0 ro- Z m ~, V> 1» 1

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