Haiku's

Tu b’shvat comes once a yearRaise your glass and give a cheerYou need to fast for a dayStand on your head..And start to pray.For me..ShmeekisIs a better day...Four times a yearEat knishes and play.

Shmikkus comes maybe twice a yearStand on your tiptoesAnd give a cheerWave to the treesWith your left armThrow out some marshmallowsTo ward off harmStand on one footTo say a prayer..Shut your eyesAnd \"HE\" will be there.

Time to fix the sinkAnd divide it into twoOne side for me and one side for youMy side is glattYours is notKeep away traifThis pad is not safe.Clean up your actWhile I’m here at your placeHashem gives no pointsFor such a disgrace.You can daven every dayBut just rememberI’m here to stay.Don’t skip passagesOr try something newKeep in mind thatI’m watching you!Your new tenant!

The Kosher Rapper/TenantSo I say to dis catI do my thingAn you do yoursWe eat da same grubComin frum da same storeIf I do lessYer welcome to do moreDy dy ainoo dy dy ainoo