Ratburger by David Williams_clone

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1 The technical name for this is a ‘spisp’.

2 It would have had to be quite a big lolly stick.

3 A booby is a type of seabird closely related to the gannet. In case you thought I had made it up for a cheap laugh. As if I would do that!

4 My new cookbook, 101 Ways to Make a Bread Sandwich, is out next year.

5 This may have been a teeny bit too complicated to achieve.

6 Other than straightening teeth, of course. (I have to write that, as otherwise any orthodontists reading might make a complaint, even though they are all nothing more than blood-thirsty torturers.)