SD April 2022 Newsletter

AAPPRRIILL FFOOOOLL’’SS EASTER - April 17 AApprriill 11 APRIL 22 PPAASSSSOOVVEERR bbeeggiinnss AApprriill 1155 PINK MOON - April 16 April is 928-342-9333 ~ 928-318-5333 Check online for event tickets www.Cal-Am.com

13502 N. Frontage Rd. Yuma, AZ 85367 USA 928/342-9333 Guest Services 928/318-5333 Activities www.cal-am.com What’s Inside: Coming This Month Page 3 Cal-Am Concert Page 6 @ Sundance Things to Know Page 7 April Calendar Page 8 Activities Schedule Page 9 Save the Dates Page 12 Time to Laugh Page 10 Sales Ad Page 14 Cal-Am Concert Series Page 16 Guest Services Office Hours Activities Office Monday—Friday Monday—Friday 8:00am—4:00 pm 9:00 am—3:00 pm Saturday & Sunday—Closed Saturday & Sunday—Closed Available by phone or email only. Available by phone or email only. 928/318-5333 928/342-9333 [email protected] [email protected] DISCLAIMER: The Sundance Sunburst Newsletter is published by the Activities Office at Sundance RV Resort. Deadline is the 10th of the month for the following months newsletter (October through March). The Activities Office reserves the right to accept, deny and/or edit all submissions for publication. Sundance, Cal-Am Properties, its employees, affiliates and assigns do not endorse the paid advertising in this publication. 2

Monday, April 18 10:30 am Complimentary 4 - 6 PM Tuesday, April 5 Music by Grant Nunmaker Thursday, April 7 Music by Dependables Wed., April 20, 1 pm in the EC Tuesday April 26 Snacks provided! 12 pm In the EC 1 pm in the EC Thurs 4/14 & 4/28 See APRIL MOVIES page for details 3

THURSDAYS, 1:00pm Thursday, April 14 “The Marksman” A 2021 action/drama film, directed by Robert Lorenz. Starring Liam Neeson as a rancher on the Arizona border becomes the unlikely defender of a young Mexican boy desperately fleeing the cartel assassins who've pursued him into the U.S. Thursday, April 28 “Queen Bees” A 2021 comedy, directed by Michael Lembeck. Starring Ellen Burstyn, Jane Curtin, James Caan and Ann Margaret. After reluctantly agreeing to move in to a senior's home, a woman en- counters a clique of mean-spirited women and an amorous widower. Nail Technician ~ Joanie Happy New Year Gaynelle Oslund 951/463-8224 906/360-9690 Hours of Operation Monday - Friday Call for your 8:00 am—2:00 pm Appointment today! Saturday, by Appointment Only. Call for your Appointment today! 4

Tuesday, April 12 10 am in the EC MONDAY TUESDAY April 4 April 11 April 18 April 25 1 pm in the EC 1 pm in the EC For immediate help Always call 9-1-1 For non-emergency calls please use these numbers:  Fire Dept. (non-emergency dispatch)…928 783-4421  Yuma County Sheriff’s office………...928 783-4427  Primecare Urgent Care 24 hrs………...928 341-4563  Foothills Walk-in Medical Care………928 345-6830 5

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Friendly Reminder on WEAR YOUR NAME BADGE Pool Guidelinens Wear our name badge as if you were a member No glass may be brought into the pool area.. of a private club. YOU ARE! The amenities and Aluminum or plastic containers, as well as facilities of Sundance are meant for your plastic water bottles are acceptable. enjoyment NOT former residents, or walk-ins. Thank you very much for your cooperation When using the facilities, if you see someone you PLEASE! GET EVENT TICKETS know doesn't’ belong, please notify a Resort IN ADVANCE representative or Guest Services staff member immediately. We appreciate advance ticket purchases for all events. Buying early gives us a more accurate BARBER SHOP count for seating and/or meals. Ron at 928-246-3747 Get tickets for all events in the Activities Located at Fortuna de Oro RV Park Office. Concert tickets can be purchase in the Office, or online at www.cal-am.com 7

Sun Mon April 2022 All Event and Concert tickets are Thu available for purchase at Guest Services Hours Activities Office Hours Tue Wed 1 Monday—Friday Monday—Friday the Activities Counter or online at 8:00 am—4:00 pm 9:00 am—3:00 pm Cal-Am.com/Resorts Saturday& Sunday Saturday& Sunday Closed Closed All major credit/debit cards accepted. NO CHECKS OR CASH Fri Sat 2 3 45 67 Coffee & Donuts 89 Music on the Patio 9 am EC 4 pm Pool Patio Mustic on the Patio Grant Nunmaker 4 pm Pool Patio The Dependables 8 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 Mimosa and Pastry Movie Matinee 10 am EC 1 pm EC (tickets available at “The Marksman” the Activities Desk) w/Liam Neeson 1 pm EC 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 10:30 am EC Games in the Bowling at Ballroom Inca Lanes 1 pm EC 1 pm (snacks provided) (sign up in Activities) 24 25 26 Taco Tuesday 27 28 Movie Matinee 29 30 12 pm EC 1 pm EC (tickets available at “Queen Bees” 1 pm EC the Activities Desk) w/Ellen Burstyn

DAILY ACTIVITY SCHEDULE 2021/2022 Events Room/Location Time Events Room/Location Time Monday Thursday Indoor Walking (DVD) 8:00 AM Indoor Walking (DVD 8:00 AM Water Exercises Event Center 8:00 AM Water Exercises Event Center 8:00 AM Billiards Pool 9:00 AM Billiards Pool 9:00 AM Water Exercises 9:00 AM Water Exercises 9:00 AM Pickleball Clubhouse 9:00 AM Pickleball Clubhouse 9:00 AM Horseshoes Pool 9:00 AM Shuffleboard Pool 9:30 AM Yoga (DVD) 10:30 AM Darts 1:00 PM Water Volleyball Pickleball Courts 2:00-4:00 PM Poker Pickleball Courts 6:00 PM Pickleball Horseshoe Pits 7:00 PM Bocce Ball Shuffleboard Courts 7:00 PM Event Center Golf AM Indoor Walking (DVD) Clubhouse 8:00 AM Indoor Walking (DVD) Pool 8:00 AM Water Exercises Clubhouse 8:00 AM Water Exercises Pickleball Courts 8:00 AM Billiards Bocce Ball Courts 9:00 AM Billiards 9:00 AM Water Exercises 9:00 AM Water Exercises Tuesday 9:00 AM Pickleball Friday 9:00 AM Pickleball 9:00 AM Horseshoes 9:00 AM Shuffleboard Mesa Del Sol 9:30 AM Yoga (DVD) Event Center 10:30 AM Darts Event Center 1:00 PM Water Volleyball Pool 2:00-4:00 PM Bocce Ball 7:00 PM Hand & Foot 6:00 PM Pool Clubhouse Golf Clubhouse AM Pickleball Pool 9:00 AM Golf AM Pickleball 7:00 PM Indoor Walking (DVD) Pool 8:00 AM Pickleball Courts Water Exercises Pickleball Courts 8:00 AM Pickleball Horseshoe Pits 9:00 AM Billiards Shuffleboard Courts 9:00 AM Event Center Water Exercises 9:00 AM Pickleball Clubhouse 9:00 AM Pool Yoga (DVD) Bocce Ball Courts 10:30 AM Card Room Water Volleyball 2:00-4:00 PM Pickleball Wednesday 7:00 PM Saturday Par 3 Pickleball Courts Exec Course Pickleball Courts Event Center Sunday Pool Clubhouse Pickleball Courts Pool Pickleball Courts Event Center Pool Pickleball Courts 9

April, the Month of Humor! * LAUGH MY AGE OFF! A woman told her friend, “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.” She said, “So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But...by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A retired man now volunteers to entertain patients in assisted living homes and hospitals. He visited one hospital in Brooklyn and brought along his portable keyboard. After telling jokes and singing songs at patients’ bedsides, he said farewell and, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you’re getting older when you have a party and your neighbors don’t realize it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If my body were a car, I would trade it for a newer model. Every time I cough, sputter, or sneeze, my radiant leaks and my exhaust backfires. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are four stages of old age: You forget names. Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in Then you forget faces. their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, Next, you forget to zip up. you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes. And finally, you forget to zip down. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you increase your 70-year-old husband’s heart rate? Tell him you’re pregnant. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under fiction. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you’re 20 and you drop something, you pick it up. But, when you’re 80 and you drop something, you simply decide you don’t need it anymore. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A senior is sitting at a bar when a young woman walks in and sits down a few seats over. The senior man gets up, shuffles over to her, leans in, and asks, “So… do I come here often?” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prayer for Seniors’ wellbeing: God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not howling and screaming like the passengers in his car. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Famous Songs Rewritten Just for Seniors Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Where does the General Beatles - With A Little Help From Depends keep his armies? The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now In his sleevies! Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again 10

Birthstone: Diamond Flower: Daisy and the sweet pea History: In the initial Roman calendar Apr il was the 2nd month of the year until January and February were added in 700 BC. It is believed that the name April comes from the Latin word \"to open\" and describes the trees opening at springtime. It’s possible that the name comes from the Greek goddess Aphrodite, (or A bril Schmeckle, or Avril Celador, for that matter). It is the second month of the Spring season. It is a time of planting and spring cleaning. April in the northern hemisphere is equal to October in the southern hemisphere. The famous Boston Marathon is held during April. April is the month when the professional baseball season begins in the U.S. April is the best month of the year to watch meteor showers. The Titanic sank April 15, 1912. Famous Birthdays in April It’s been said, Marvin Gaye, April 2, 1939 “April showers Jackie Chan, April 7, 1954 bring May flowers.” Leonardo da Vinci, April 15, 1452 Charlie Chaplin, April 16, 1889 Somewhere. Jack Nicholson, April 22, 1937 William Shakespeare, April 23, 1564 Yuma? Not so much. 11

Let’s Start Bowling!! Monthly bowling trips to Inca Lanes beginning in April. Meet at the lanes by 12:30 PM and ready to bowl at 1:00 PM. Space is limited so be sure to sign up in the Activities Office. Cost is minimal and approximate ~ $2.50 per game (we bowl two games) and $2.75 for shoes. Mark your calendars for the following dates: April 21st, May 19th, June 16th, July 21st, August 18th & September 15th Be sure to sign up in the Activities Office! 12

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