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Books of My Life Ian Wedde How The Jungle Book and William Carlos Williams inspired the former poet laureate. readers more insight into a fascinating My earliest reading memory rethink how to write, but it was the NATIONAL LIBRARY IMAGING SERVICES/DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS heroine. Our mother, Linda, often read to my twin, poet William Carlos Williams whose Dave, and me when we were very young. apparent simplicity (“So much depends CONFIDENCE, by Denise Mina (Harvill She told us later that her brother teased / upon …”) taught me that writing Secker, $37) her for reading books that were “too old doesn’t have to be complicated to be Scottish author Denise Mina has proven a for us”. I’m grateful because, when I began magic. Writing fiction seems to me to crime writing shapeshifter in recent years, to read, it was the weirdness of words involve an ongoing play-off between the following up three outstanding series with making stuff happen that mesmerised weird and the simple, almost as though a string of very different standalones. me. I have a 1950 Macmillan hardcover of we can paraphrase Williams’ “So much After last year’s excellent Rizzio, a reim- Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, with depends / upon” as “You’re not going to agining of the murder of Mary, Queen illustrations by J Lockwood Kipling and believe this, but …” of Scots' private secretary, Mina now WH Drake (sample caption: “The tiger’s returns to modern times by continuing roar filled the cave with thunder”). I read The book I’m currently reading the (mis)adventures of podcasters Anna it obsessively and continued to do so after The book I’m reading at the moment McDonald and Fin Cohen (first seen in our family went in 1953 to live in East isn’t fiction, but its horrifying story 2019’s Conviction). Looking to escape a Pakistan (now Bangladesh), way up the exemplifies the “You’re not going to calamitous family holiday, Anna and Fin Karnaphuli River. There were snakes believe this, but …” effect, though far follow the trail of Lisa Lee, a YouTube star (“Rikki-Tikki-Tavi”) in the garden and from “magic” in this case. Daniel Men- who disappeared after “urban exploring” elephants (“Toomi”) and tigers (“Shere delsohn’s 2006 book The Lost: A search in an abandoned French chateau. Now a Khan”) in the jungle up-river. The stories for six of six million is an unflinchingly priceless relic with a deadly history that I was reading seemed to have trans- real account of his quest for family dates back to Christ and Pontius Pilate is ported me to a real place just outside the members who were lost in, or are up for auction, with a €50 million reserve. made-up place of the book where I could survivors of, the Holocaust. The book Anna and Fin meet a sketchy South almost become Mowgli. It was this weird documents terrible events, but does African art dealer dragging his adolescent slippage between the story and the “real so within some of the most moving, son around on private planes, embarking world” that got me hooked. sympathetic, funny and idiosyncratic on a pell-mell journey across Europe that conversations I have ever read. Their involves Hungarian secret police, billion- This was the book that made me write, effect is that I, as a reader, experi- aire religious zealots and a priest who may whether I wanted to “be a writer” or not. ence a world that is both horrible and be a killer. Sounds bonkers, but it’s a lot of It was also when I wrote my first poem, humanely intimate and heart-warming. fun, while perhaps not reaching the lofty about which I only remember a refrain: It’s a book that makes me both laugh and “And the bitter Rangoon Creeper covers cry, sometimes simultaneously. l heights of Mina’s best. l it all!” I also remember being terrified at a screening of the Jack Arnold horror Novelist, essayist and movie Creature from the Black Lagoon former poet laureate (1954). The collapsed space between what Ian Wedde’s DICK was lurking under my bed and the movie SEDDON’S GREAT got me writing horror stories as a kind of DIVE AND OTHER inoculation, like the ones we had against STORIES (Te Herenga cholera and typhoid at the local hospital. Waka University Press, $30) is rereleased this The writer that changed my mind week. Many different writers have made me 51

BOOKS Shaken by NIK DIRGA It has been 60 years since Bond first & stirred glowered across the silver screen in Dr No, WITH A MIND TO KILL, by Anthony and nearly 70 since Ian Fleming’s first tale A new James Bond Horowitz (Jonathan Cape, $37) of agent 007 was published in 1953. adventure continues For a character who has starred in an the trend for a more awful lot of books and movies with the Despite competition from grittier reflective 007. words “kill” or “die” in the title, James modern brawlers such as Jack Reacher Bond still seems largely immortal. and Jason Bourne, Bond endures in popu- lar fiction. Anthony Horowitz’s new official Bond adventure, With a Mind to Kill, is just Ever since Fleming’s early death at 56, the latest in a long line of pulpy page- Bond novels have kept right on coming – turners starring the world’s undoubtably nearly 50 of them, written by everyone most famous secret agent. from Kingsley Amis to Sebastian Faulks. John Gardner churned out a whopping Healing Since then, Snoekstra, who lives in Western Australia and a job on a mango properties Melbourne where she studied screenwrit- farm. And, yes, one of her Sydney friends ing, has published three novels, including even references Wolf Creek. An uplifting thriller “revenge fantasy” The Spite Game. bucks the conventions It’s a gruelling trip via Perth and of horror stories set Her latest, Out of Breath, signals a Broome, then a long bus trip north – in remote Australia. broadening scope. It has some deeply chilling moments but, emotionally, it’s It offers a rare glimpse by LINDA HERRICK more expansive than a standard thriller of optimism in a and surprisingly uplifting. genre that is often OUT OF BREATH, by Anna Snoekstra (HQ so very dark. Fiction, $35) The story centres around Jo, a 27-year- Melbourne writer Anna Snoekstra was old English girl living in Sydney. Beneath the bus stop is plastered with “missing just 28 when she published her first book, the buoyant surface, she’s a wreck: dif- person” posters – and a ride to the farm Only Daughter, in 2016. A thriller about a fident, an insomniac, prone to bad dreams with the terse farm manager. girl who assumes a stolen identity, it was and panic attacks, unable to settle in jobs released in 20 countries and picked up by or relationships. Jo’s new digs are in a shed with three Universal Pictures for development. other pickers, with no electricity or phone However, Jo does have useful qualities. signal. Her medication runs out; the A former student from London’s Slade nightmares continue. On a rare day off, Art School – judged a failure because her she loses her way wandering around in work was “too literal” – her sharp obser- the scrub, and is picked up by a couple in a vations of Australia’s unique light, colour truck, Ally and Gabe, who live in a remote and landscape add a strong visual element commune called Rassock. to Snoekstra’s writing. But Jo is constantly undermined by her choices in men, leading her to flee once more, swapping Sydney for northern 52 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

Modern mood: Daniel Craig as James Bond. of Fleming’s canon, with a battered Bond rewarded him with its own definition of recovering from the KGB brainwashing peace”. 16 during the 1980s and 90s, with increas- of The Man with the Golden Gun. ingly over-the-top villainy and absurd With Bond, there’s a constant balanc- plots that suited the Roger Moore era. But Horowitz picks up the thread of ing of nostalgia and novelty. You have Fleming’s distinctive flinty and somewhat brainwashing from Fleming’s work and to hit the marks: global conspiracy, snobbish prose is harder to pull off than runs with it, knitting together a twisty physically distinctive bad guys, doomed it looks. plot that involves the faked death of romance. Horowitz ticks off most of them Bond’s boss, M, and 007 going into deep, here, although his grey bureaucratic KGB Mind to Kill is Horowitz’s third Bond. deep cover as a defector in the heart of villains lack a bit of pizzazz. (The plot’s He’s a skilled mimic, as his two fine the Kremlin, a scenario that piles on the main foe has mismatched eye colours authorised Sherlock Holmes adventures and a yen for aromatherapy, which is a also showed, and mostly nails Fleming’s Horowitz’s Bond is a long way from the baroque Blofeld and world-weary, matter-of-fact tone. fair doppelgänger for Goldfinger.) Daniel Craig’s recent Bond novels generally have been far screen adventures. Horowitz also goes for an ending that is less manic than the movies, with a harder, open-ended yet surprisingly final, with a crueller 007. Between missions, his Bond tension. While it’s got plenty of action, at sense of stark melancholy that evokes the is almost an aesthete, lingering over his its heart Mind to Kill feels like an inquest best of Fleming’s own Bond stories. utilitarian fashion choices and consum- into Bond’s broken spirit. ing only the finest food and drink. It’s hard to make Bond feel fresh without “There had to be a better life than this,” taking away so much of what defines him, Pretty much every Bond story of the Bond muses at one point. It’s hard to and by wedding his story to Cold War-era past 20 years has had to somehow address imagine jolly old Roger Moore thinking intrigue, Horowitz clearly isn’t trying to the question of his relevance. “There are that. revamp him for the 2020s. Instead, With no heroes any more,” one disillusioned a Mind to Kill is a good, solid action romp young agent tells Bond at one point, and Horowitz’s Bond is a fair doppelgänger with just enough insight into Bond’s char- that’s a theme that runs through much of for Daniel Craig’s recent screen adven- acter to make it linger this novel. tures: masculine yet wounded, shaken in the mind a little and stirred by endless violence, wonder- longer than that last sip Horowitz happily mines the fertile ing if he will “spend the rest of his days of one of his trademark material of Fleming’s fiction, using racing around the planet, chasing mon- martinis. If it doesn’t some of his left-behind plot fragments sters, until the inevitable bullet finally go down smoothly, and slotting in events between his tales. don’t worry – there’ll Trigger Mortis (2015) was a quasi-sequel to be another instalment Goldfinger, while 2018’s excellent Forever around before you and a Day is set just before Casino Royale. know it. l With A Mind to A Kill dashes to the end Anna Snoekstra: might have to grow up. The alleged healer, broadening her scope. Ally, an intimidating former psychiatrist, enforces two requirements: Jo must dive Back on the farm, one of her workmates staggers and crawls to Rassock, a place so deep into her past to confront the cause of GETTY IMAGES tells her, “There is a woman there who can hidden she nearly dies trying to find it. her fears. She must also learn to free-dive heal people.” She wants to be healed. deep in the neighbouring bay as a test-run for an upcoming task. Propelled by a horrendous accident However, this little settlement, an on the mango farm, she hitches, walks, abandoned “pearling” town, is where Jo Initially inspired by the belief that everything in Rassock is “so beautiful, so perfect”, Jo starts to feel screaming fear again. This was the point when some thriller writers could have pivoted towards a quite conventional finale. Instead, Snoek- stra turns the narrative towards a quieter, more throat-catching resolution. In hindsight, a lot of what Jo goes through seems fairly implausi- ble, but at least the book offers a rare glimpse of optimism in a genre that is often so very dark. l JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 53

BOOKS Atomic intrigue A jailed Soviet nuclear scientist is released to work in a mysterious contaminated city. by ROSETTA ALLAN THE HALF LIFE OF VALERY K, by Natasha Natasha Pulley: Pulley (Bloomsbury, $32.99) examines concepts Based on real Soviet Union-style events, of deception and The Half Life of Valery K – the latest novel human disposability. from British bestseller Natasha Pulley – is a sweeping historical adventure that expands in the shadows of the unspoken and the unseen to extreme levels of deception and human disposability. Dr Valery Kolkhanov is a mathematical genius sent to a Siberian Gulag in 1946 for working as a nuclear specialist in a foreign country. Seventeen years later, at the height JAMIE DREW Days of covers the ground with such lightly worn remove all doubt) that the whale is hers. wonder mastery that a fair comparison would She arranges for its ribs to be hauled up to be Elizabeth Jane Howard’s The Cazalet the woods and fashioned into a stage. With Spanning the world Chronicles. One of the many delights is the help of the feral offspring of a Russian wars comes a tale of Quinn’s similar genius for portraying the artist befriended by Rosalind, the children family dysfunction, inner lives of children. present plays by Shakespeare and Homer creativity and courage. in this eerie theatre. The novel begins after World War I, as by BRIGID FEEHAN three-year-old Cristabel Seagrave wields The children present a wooden sword ready to “welcome” plays by Shakespeare THE WHALEBONE THEATRE, by Joanna her new mother home. Her stepmother, and Homer in their eerie Quinn (Figtree, $37) Rosalind, is only 23 and marrying whale-bone theatre. A crumbling manor on the remote Dorset widower Jasper to avoid becoming “a Coast, a rabble of children left to their own black-clad relic, like her mother … fussing The third, harrowing part of the book hair-raising devices, the brittle gaiety of over teacups and miniature monkey-faced focuses on the young Seagraves’ war expe- the Bright Young Things, the horrors of dogs, entrapped by knitting baskets and riences. Two are dropped into occupied occupied France. This is not new territory, petulant footstools”. France as special agents. One remains, but former journalist Joanna Quinn’s The growing vegetables for the war effort Whalebone Theatre is anything but stale. The marriage is awful, with the couple around the stage’s bones. Unbelievably, this is Quinn’s debut, but she being both comically and tragically mismatched. But it produces a daughter, Quinn has done her research – the book Flossie, who faces a childhood being just took her 10 years – and she puts you right as neglected by her socialite mother as there with the agents in the loud belly of a her fearsome half-sister, Cristabel. Then Halifax bomber. Next to them are “carrier there’s a third child, Digby. The three pigeons in cardboard boxes, each box children roam the local cliffs, woods and beaches playing gruesome games directed by Cristabel. The best game follows the discovery of a beached whale. Cristabel writes to the King, informing him (to 54 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

of the Cold War, he is rescued from certain to not stay outside longer than 30 min- community? death in the sub-Arctic labour camp. utes a day. Here, Valery K will serve his Of course, there are secret agendas and Valery is so malnourished that a tiny remaining sentence studying the effects of knock causes fractured bones. His body is radiation on local animals. cruel experiments at work, and Valery’s decaying, like the trees rusting from the unlikely ally in the search for truth is inside due to a nuclear disaster that has Uncertain if his new location is KGB security chief Konstantin Shenkov, occurred around the bizarre city to which another prison, Valery grapples with a tall and powerful man with the grace of he is taken. what is real and what is not. He snaps his somebody who considered failure to keep fingers to show his brain the difference fit a betrayal of the Soviet duty of labour. Chelyabinsk 40 (City-40) is a place of between remembered sound and real existence and nonexistence, washed clean sound, to make sure he is not in a dream. In an environment of misinformation every week and perceived by the locals and hype, Valery is forced to confront as safe, despite the surreal landscape of Standard issue on the ethics and dangers of his own scien- strange marsh geysers, exploding mud arrival is a stopwatch tific methods. The Half Life of Valery K has pools and a dead lake. It’s also a real city, and the instruction to the tension of a thriller, with KGB bugs albeit unmarked on any Russian maps. not stay outside longer in every buzzing socket and life-or-death Under Vladimir Putin, it continues to than 30 minutes a day. stakes, but its unassuming protagonist is operate as a nuclear research facility to anything but an action man. Valery, almost this day. Pulley’s novel is informed by an His former mentor, Dr Resovskaya, a broken by his years in prison, is a scien- actual event, the 1957 radioactive contami- shapeless grandmotherly figure with a tist, not an activist. Yet his unassuming nation “accident” in Kyshtym that spread stumping walk and sparkling bright-red way and intelligent calculations guide the hot particles over more than 52,000 shoes, persuades him that their work in reader through the weight of biochemistry square kilometres. At least 270,000 people this devastated ecosystem is important. necessary to the scientific mystery. lived in the area, making this the second- Valery questions the morality of their worst nuclear incident, by radioactivity research. Aren’t they taking advantage of “All matter is forged released, after Chernobyl. a disaster to study the effects of radia- by nuclear fusion tion on a small community, even if it’s reactions in the hearts Housed near City-40 is the Lighthouse for the long-term benefit of the wider of stars,” Valery tells – a series of five plutonium reactors, a ura- Shenkov’s perishing nium mine and buildings painted yellow, daughter. We are all “which could have suited the gloom less”, stardust, she responds, according to Valery. Standard issue on and when we die, we arrival is a stopwatch and the instruction “stop, and turn back into stars”. l Joanna Quinn: spent fitted with a mini parachute” waiting to NANCY TURNER 10 years researching be dropped into a dark French field. The perspective on the war work that follows and writing her is both intensely moving and up to date: debut novel. the invisibility of women’s heroics, the unearned privileges of class, the scourge of racism. The novel has a large cast of memorable characters, and a couple of them fade from the narrative without a satisfying explana- tion. However, the characterisation is superb. For example, Rosalind, with her hunger for the male gaze and her careless treatment of her children, is often unin- tentionally comical. At one point, she says to music-loving Flossie, “Playing the piano in an empty room is rather tragic, darling. Why don’t you come through to the dining room? … Myrtle’s going to recite some poems about the end of civilisation.” But her sadness is there, too. Reading the book might make you weep – for all of them, for everything. It’s a treasure. l JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 55

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QUIZWORD by Alan Shuker CROSSWORD by David Tossman Puzzle No 1657 Puzzle No 1289 Clues across Clues down Clues across 26. Phone back about one for 7. Eleven of the 12 men who 1. Before adopting the Euro 1. Man in front of the Spanish a small tree (5) have walked on the Moon in 2011, which country’s in place of worship (6) 27. Works lazily making were what in their youth? currency was the kroon? (7) 5. Strange topic: sulphur in the garments (6) (6) 2. Derived from the name 8. Flown extensively by the of the Roman god of fire, science of light (6) 28. The driving force of terrible Allies during World War II, English borrowed what word 10. The first letter written in truths (6) the Douglas C-47 Skytrain is from Italian? (7) also known as what? (6) 3. What word can precede Athens (5) Clues down 10. If you have moths, boats and lighting, club, search? (5) 11. Lure a girl out for a freedom 2. Dealing with liver can make lady slippers, what type of 4. What is a film studio’s flowers are you growing? (7) outdoor area where large sets fighter (9) it cheap (7) 11. Formerly known as Lake are made and exterior scenes 12. Pig-headed at home: haul 3. Organise sane party for the Rudolf, Lake Turkana is in are filmed? (7) which African country? (5) 5. What weight unit is back before board (11) rude and ignorant classes (9) 12. Where did St Columba equivalent to 1000 13/22. Gained large amount of 4. Lawful? Run away (5) found a monastery, in about kilograms? (5) 5. Brood and rave altogether 563? (4) 6. In about 1870, Sir George weight once from dumpling 13. What tube-shaped musical Grey introduced several (3,3) unpredictably, showing instrument produces a buzz- species of wallaby to what 14. Money in China is used to where one might go with ing sound when hummed island? (5) get hold of jaguar perhaps in excessive enthusiasm (9) into? (5) 9. What is the eastern Mexico (7) 6. A fancy cake recipe provided 17. What tree features on capital of Pakistan? (9) 16. Loser managed to boot first education for listeners (5) Lebanon’s flag? (5) 14. What mythical creature is (4-3) 7. Low card misplayed creates 18. Picasso’s 1949 lithograph, half man and half horse? (7) 18. Pub’s roofing slab I hear is unceasing hostility (4,3) La Colombe, features what 15. What purée of onions in a modish (2,5) 8. A genealogical study reveals bird? (4) thick white sauce is served 20. Goldfish, left out, can fishy morality during 22. German Unterseeboot over meat, eggs or fish? (7) become small sharks (7) Reconstruction (6,7) is shortened to what in 16. Who painted the iconic 22. See 13 9. Penance, I think, can be English? (1-4) work The Card Players? (7) 23. Fiction idea represented as arranged for an irritating 23. Persian mathematician Al- 19/20. In 2013, who became the enlightenment (11) person (4,2,3,4) Khwa¯rizm¯ı is credited with first British artist to have a 25. Unrefined whore hung 15. Has a meal; seen rising writing the first book about posthumous duet with Elvis around (5-4) without deprivation (9) what? (7) Presley? (5,5) 17. The old Morse master, a 24. Onion, shallot, leek and 21. Used from 4-10AD, what Solution No 1288 lousy singer, takes everybody garlic belong to which alphabet, with characters in … (9) genus? (6) formed by parallel strokes, 19. … unless a replacement can 25. What is Jim Carter’s role in was used primarily to write be found that is sexually Downton Abbey? (6) the early Irish language? (5) exciting (7) 21. Pennyfarthings, say, when Solution 1656 Across: 7 Red dot, 8/10 Audrey Hepburn, 11 Short, 12 Rosé, delivered toplessly, called for 13 Elbow, 17 Bones, 18 Beer, 22 Optic, 23 Iceland, 24 Escort, 25 Iodine. cold drops (7) Down: 1 Archery, 2 Adipose, 3 Vogue, 4 Mug shot, 5 Broom, 6 Kyoto, 23. Moral principle of the drunk 9 Analgesic, 14 Popcorn, 15 Hepatic, 16/19 Bridget Jones, 20 Stock, in charge (5) 21 Genoa. 24. I forget none of those leaders otherwise (2,3) JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 57

DIVERSIONS Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. 834 MEDIUM 645 HARD LAST WEEK’S LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION SOLUTION 808 BRIDGE BIDDING QUIZ SOLUTION 1 Place a number from 1 to 9 You are worth a raise to 3H, despite holding in each empty box. only 9 points. Your major-suit points will be working hard and you have an outside ace. 2. The sum of each vertical or Remember that partner would need a huge horizontal block equals the hand to rebid 3H (forcing). He may easily number at the top or on the have 15 points or so and game is then likely left of that block. to be a sound proposition. Awards: 3H – 10, Pass – 6, 4H – 3. 3. Numbers may be used only once in each block. CHESS SOLUTION 1 Be3! threatens 2 Rh4 mate. The game ended 1...g5 2 Rh4+! gxh4 3 g4 mate. LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION 10 QUICK QUESTIONS ANSWERS 1. James Caan. 2. Ernest Adams baked goods. 3. Jane Fonda. 4. Grant Wood. 5. Cocktail. 6. Pip. 7. 1990 Commonwealth Games. 8. True. 9. Vietnam, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vatican City. 10. Brass (meaning there’s money to be made from dirty jobs). 58 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

LOGIC PUZZLE IT’S GEOMETRY CLUELESS CROSSWORD Four children each receive a different mark for their project on a different aspect of geometry: Each letter of the alphabet is represented by a different 1. Esther’s project received 4 marks fewer than Fiona’s. number from 1 to 26. Use your knowledge of English 2. Neither Fiona nor the student who received 74 marks wrote about to solve the crossword. Some clue letters are given. angles or lines. 3. Zane scored 4 marks higher than the student with the project on volume. 4. Oliver, the student who received 74 marks and the student who wrote about angles are three different people. Using these clues and the grid below, can you work out which student presented which project and how they were marked? STUDENT PROJECT MARK 66 Esther70 Fiona74 Oliver78 ZaneAngles AnglesArea AreaLines LinesVolume Volume PROJECT STUDENT PROJECT MARK You may Esther ABCDEFGHIJKLM write your Fiona NOPQRSTUVWXYZ answers in Oliver Zane this grid: SCATTERWORD PERMUTATE GETTY IMAGES. ALL PUZZLES COPYRIGHT CHRIS WALTERS. VISIT REUBENSPUZZLES.COM.AU TEMPERATE Your aim is to create words of four letters or more using the A N G L EYour aim is to change given letters once only but always including the middle the top word one letter. Do not use proper names letter at a time, each or plural/verb forms which add only “s”. time rearranging the See if you can find the nine-letter letters to create a new word using up all the letters. word. Perform one 9 GOOD such permutation for 12 VERY GOOD each blank line below 15+ EXCELLENT until you arrive at the last word. There is usually more than one correct solution. PR I SM See how many you can find in 15 mins. Last week’s solutions. Logic Puzzle: Leon purchased size 7 wool gloves, Elspeth purchased size 8 cotton gloves, Pippa purchased size 9 leather gloves and Red purchased size 10 polyester gloves. Scatterword: EXEMPLIFY, exile, expel, flexi, impel, limey, xylem, filmy, imply, feel, flee, peel, file, lief, life, flex, lime, mile, pile, ilex, yelp, film, flip, limp, limy. 25 words. Permutate: HANDY, HEADY, DELAY, GLADE, GAVEL, GLOVE Clueless crossword: JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 59

ENTERTAINMENT Back on the road again The film festival returns with a slimmer programme but a range of films that stretches from Te Urewera to Iceland. byRUSSELLBAILLIE The New Zealand its world premiere in Auckland an aspiring teenage boxer. And the festival by veteran French International Film and be the opening film in all the producers of the anthology auteur Claire Denis. The other Festival has released four main centres. films Waru and Vai follow with is romantic drama Both Sides its 2022 programme, a third chapter, Kāinga, by eight of the Blade, starring Juliette a reduced schedule reflect- Muru is Kahi’s fictionalised Asian women film-makers, Binoche. ing what organisers say is the account of the 2007 Tūhoe each telling a story of Asians national event rebuilding itself raids. It stars Cliff Curtis as a trying to find their place in Other celebrated directors after the financial impact of police sergeant caught between New Zealand. who have been mainstays two pandemic-disrupted years. the community he cares for in the past include David and is a part of, and the armed The aforementioned Triangle Cronenberg, with Crimes of the In the biggest festival, in squads who kicked the doors of Sadness gave Swedish direc- Future – his organ transplant Auckland, which opens late down while looking for sup- tor Ruben Östlund his second sci-fi horror starring Viggo this month, there are some posed terrorist training camps top prize at Cannes after Mortensen, Léa Seydoux and 70 features on offer over 10 in Te Urewera. 2017’s contemporary art world Kristen Stewart. days. By comparison, the city's satire The Square. This time, festival last year, which was As well as Curtis, the film’s he has the super-wealthy and Horror fans are also well cancelled due to lockdown, cast also includes Jay Ryan, influencer culture in his sights catered for with You Won’t had planned more than double Manu Bennett, Simone Kessell in what is his first English- Be Alone, a witchcraft tale set that over a fortnight in more and, as himself, Tame Iti. The in 19th-century Macedonia venues. by Macedonian-Australian The festival is still fulfilling its director Goran Stolevski and The festival’s shift back to traditional role as the launchpad starring Noomi Rapace, as well its traditional mid-winter date of significant Kiwi features. as the likes of Resurrection, has also narrowed the window Family Dinner, Speak No Evil for a pandemic-reduced supply film’s tensely exciting trailer language film, the second to and Piggy in the festival’s ever- of films to select from. But the suggests it’s something special feature a geometric shape in outlandish “Incredibly Strange” NZIFF has again landed some – a 21st-century Sleeping Dogs, the title, and, at 150 mins, the section. major contenders from the perhaps – and that there’s a longest film in the festival. agenda-setting Cannes Film very good reason Muru is pos- For those seeking calmer, Festival in May, including the sibly the first action-drama to Storied South Korean period-costume fare, there is Palme D’Or winner, Triangle open the festival in its history. film-maker Park Chan-wook’s Lost Illusions, a sweeping adap- of Sadness, which will be the The film is also getting a one-off murder-mystery, Decision tation of Illusions perdues by closing-night film in all 14 screening in Whakatāne a few to Leave, which won him the Honoré de Balzac, and Corsage, centres that the festival spreads days after opening night in best director prize when in which stars Vicky Krieps as to next month. Auckland. competition for the Palme Empress Elisabeth of Austria as D’Or, is another major Cannes she reaches the ripe old age of And the event is still fulfill- Among the other New contender coming to the NZIFF. 40, in Vienna, in 1877. ing its traditional role as the Zealand drama features to have So are the joint winners of the launchpad of significant Kiwi their premieres is Punch, a gay Grand Prix, Belgian coming- Krieps (Phantom Thread, features. coming-of-age movie that is of-age drama Close (by Lukas Bergman Island) won the best the debut feature by director- Dhont, and winner of Best Film performance award in the It’s not the first time director writer Welby Ings, and which at the Sydney Film Festival) Tearepa Kahi has had a film stars English actor Tim Roth as and slow-burning thriller Stars 1. Close, joint winner of the open the Auckland festival – the troubled father and coach of at Noon, one of two films in Grand Prix at Cannes. 2. his pop documentary, Poi E: New Zealand feature Punch. The Story of Our Song, did that 3. Festival opener Muru. 4. in 2016. This time, his fourth Decision to Leave, from Park feature, Muru, will be having Chan-wook. 5. Godland is set in 19th-century Iceland. 60 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

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ENTERTAINMENT Un Certain Regard section lack for docos about the life FILM worst) points in the history of at Cannes for the role in the of Leonard Cohen, Hallelujah: the championship. unconventional royal biopic Leonard Cohen, a Journey, SARAH WATT by Austrian director Marie a Song focuses on his best- Phantom of the Open – what Kreutzer. known song and its history Open the UK media dubbed Flit- from rejected album track to slather croft, who disguised himself Another epic 19th-century an inescapable anthem, partly once tournament organisers tale is Godland, about a young revived because it appeared on A swinging tale discovered his non-profes- Danish Lutheran priest arriv- the soundtrack of Shrek. of the chancer sional status – is a boisterous ing in Iceland, then a Danish who conned film version of his fantastic dependency, and finding the Among the festival’s ani- British golf. folly, one which made him a mated fare for all ages is the working people’s darling as It should feature Where is Anne Frank? A PHANTOM OF THE OPEN he stuck up two fingers to the appeal to fans reframing of the famous diary Directed by Craig Roberts snobby sport. of awesome story by Israeli director Ari In 1976, middle-aged Mancu- geological Folman (Waltz with Bashir), it nian crane operator Maurice The film is based on the 2010 forces and brings to life Anne’s imaginary Flitcroft decided it was time book co-authored by Guard- Wes Anderson friend, Kitty, who sets out to to make something of his life. ian sports journalist Scott movies alike. find what happened to her Despite having never played a Murray and comedian-writer creator, a quest that takes her to round, Flitcroft chose to enter Simon Farnaby. The latter, local conditions and the inhab- Nazi Germany and contempo- the British Open Golf Cham- who also wrote Paddington 2 itants aren’t conducive to him rary Amsterdam. pionship. After a few months (and the recent QEII sketch), spreading the good word. But of determined practice, he has scripted the Eddie the he has brought his camera – the And among the films that gained notoriety for scor- Eagle-like tale. film was inspired by early pho- really should be seen on the ing the highest (so therefore tographs of Iceland’s remote biggest screen possible is The Flitcroft is played by Mark regions taken by a Danish Fire of Love, a posthumous look Rylance. Despite somewhat priest in the late 1800s. at the dangerous lives led by overegging the performance married French volcanolo- – his Maurice is all awkward Among the programme’s gists Maurice and Katia Krafft, teeth and bumbling naivety documentaries on notable using the footage from decades – he portrays Flitcroft as artists are films on writers spent studying and filming an endearing chap whose Patricia Highsmith and Kurt volcanic eruptions. Care of motto, “practice is the road to Vonnegut, as well as Queens- some elegant editing and a land-based New Zealand artist lyrical narration by Miranda Waxing heartrendingly gorgeous pic- Geoff Dixon. July, it becomes a love story lyrical tures such as Distant Voices, that should appeal to fans of Still Lives and the paean to his And while the world doesn’t awesome geological forces and War poet native Liverpool, Of Time and Wes Anderson movies alike. biopic is clever, the City. It’s the opening-night film funny and outside the main centres. l intoxicating. When a filmmaker cares and connects like Davies NZIFF 2022 DATES BENEDICTION does, the result is regularly stunning. So it is with his Auckland: July 28-August 7, Civic, ASB Waterfront Theatre, Directed by Terence Davies portrait of Sassoon, one which Hollywood Avondale The collected works of British captures the closeted writer Wellington: August 4-14, Embassy Theatre, Roxy Cinemas, director Terence Davies are with religious preoccupations Light House Cuba the epitome of quality, not and a loud social conscience. Christchurch: August 5-7, Isaac Theatre Royal; August 5-14, quantity. Benediction, a biopic Davies’ dryly witty script is Lumière Cinemas of war poet Siegfried Sassoon, laden with acerbic back and Dunedin: August 11-21, Rialto Cinemas is only his ninth feature in forths, whether between New Plymouth: August 11-28, Len Lye Centre a four-decade career. The warring lovers or Sassoon, Masterton: August 17-31, Regent3 76-year-old, who is seem- the decorated officer turned Gore: August 18-25, SBS St James ingly committed solely to conscientious objector, and Napier: August 18-28. MTG Century Theatre passion projects, has often his military superiors. It’s ter- Hamilton: August 18-31, Lido Cinema dipped into autobiography in ribly clever, frequently funny Matakana: August 18-28, Matakana Cinemas and intoxicating. Nelson: August 18-28, Suter Art Gallery Palmerston North: August 18-28, Event Cinemas Benediction indulges Tauranga: August, 18-28, Rialto Cinemas Davies’ love of period detail Timaru: August 18-28, Movie Max and archive film, accompany- Info: nziff.co.nz ing it with Sassoon’s plaintive poetry in voiceover. Davies has said using actual World War I footage rather than 62 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

perfection”, is inspiring, even Jean, diverts this ludicrous tale The Full Monty and Billy Elliot Irons man: Mark Rylance plays golf if not entirely watertight. about a simpleton who cons his in its excitable tone, though pretender Maurice Flitcroft. way past rules and regulations it eschews the grim-up-north In a role that could easily into something much more leanings of those. While the bizarre story, and though the irritate as much as Flitcroft heartwarming. broad humour and slapstick plot is slight and fairly silly, as does the judges who want chase scenes let it down, at a feel-good, against-the-odds him excluded, Rylance is Ably directed by young least there’s a delightful pair fairy tale of pluck and daring, simply fantastic fun. Even Welsh actor Craig Roberts, of disco-dancing twins. It’s the it’s up to par. Sally Hawkins, who plays his Phantom has shades of follow- performances that carry this IN CINEMAS NOW unconditionally devoted wife your-dream British classics Cutting a dash: recreating the trenches was Ivor Novello (“he has cruel Kate Phillips and a product of a small budget. eyes,” notes his mother) among But the truth inherent in those others, before choosing the life Jack Lowden in monochrome desolate frames of a family man. Benediction. delivers more pathos than dramatisation ever could. Among the witty repartee and gloriously decorated We first meet the young scenes of the swinging 1920s, Sassoon, played stunningly the film’s only flaw is Peter by Jack Lowden, as he and his Capaldi as the older Sassoon, younger brother, Hamo, head introduced via a jarring visual voluntarily and cheerily into effect that sees Lowden’s dash- war. Siegfried would return ing young buck blend into the a jaded hero whereas Hamo grumpy old man. Both Lowden would die at Gallipoli. and Capaldi drop their Scottish accents for Home Counties In 1917, Sassoon voiced his posh, but only Lowden carries objections to how the war it off. But this is a small gripe. was being conducted, which landed him in a Scottish mili- With a superb supporting tary hospital with a “mental cast, including Simon Russell breakdown” diagnosis. There, Beale and Geraldine James, Davies focuses on his trans- Benediction is a transportive formative friendship with tale to another time, enhanced Wilfred Owen – a true meet- by beautiful writing and a ing of poetically and morally beguiling central perfor- conscious minds. mance. IN CINEMAS NOW But post-war, Sassoon’s romantic judgment feels less Films are rated out of 5: (amazing) laudable, as he falls for the (abysmal) to vile charms of songwriter JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 63

ENTERTAINMENT MUSIC A joyous love affair After becoming the sound of Kenneth Branagh’s Belfast and copping a backlash for his anti-lockdown stance, Van Morrison is back touring. byDAVIDCOHEN ‘Hearing the also amply shows, he also hap- to disagree about the merits however, it usually under- blues changed pens to be a performer who of Moondance) are generally scores what has always been a my life,” Van sings like no other. And all the considered essential additions strikingly romantic sensibil- Morrison has 76-year-old’s signature vocal to any self-respecting musical ity. This has always been an often said, and you get the feints are on display tonight: library. This run of classics oddity for a guy who other- idea it probably affected his the swoops and growls, the culminates in the gorgeous wise strikes such a severe dress sense as well. On a crisp hypnotic use of repetition, the song cycle that closes out the persona. summer evening in Limerick, weird spoken bits that give best record of his career, Into Ireland, on a makeshift stage you goosebumps. the Music, which came out in Okay, there were the in the courtyard of the ancient grouchy tunes he issued King John’s Castle overlooking “Give it up for the band!” he during Covid, protesting the River Shannon, Mor- yells, the only attempt at banter against the worst days of rison shuffles out in a raffish during the entire performance. the lockdowns, but none of hat, reflecting shades and an those are revisited on this GETTY IMAGES ill-fitting blue suit, cradling The wonderful thing about 1979 and more than lived up to sartorially liberated even- a gold saxophone he will being Van Morrison is you its name. ing (scarcely a mask in sight intermittently play during a can never become old and among the thousands here). 90-minute set. How very John grumpy. He has always been For Morrison’s current Instead, we are listening to Lee Hooker. that way, ever since quitting tour, which is blasting its the more familiar songwriter his first day job, cleaning win- way across Europe and who is forever positioning Nor does he have anything dows as a teenager in Belfast, North America, he’s splitting himself at the start of a joyous much to say to a capacity for a musical life as the rough- the performance honours love affair. crowd of several thousand and-tumble singer for the first between material from his that just as obviously adores great pronoun act, the angry latest albums, in particular Everything is still a chaos of him – not even a “How ya young Them, in 1964. Latest Record Project, and stars for the songwriter, every doing, New Zealand!” for one pretty much anything he fan- night a new opportunity for of the more far-flung visitors His next five or six mysti- cies on the night from his back romance and kisses that make – because this is a veteran cally tinged solo albums catalogue of about 400 songs. you feel drunk. It all makes performer who does bluesy (reasonable people may agree for a sweetness that you don’t aloofness like no other. Fortu- Whatever the selection, see or hear so much from nately, as his late-career work others on the classic rock circuit. It certainly makes for 64 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

On tour: Van Morrison possesses a MUSIC strikingly romantic sensibility. GRAHAM REID a more inviting show. Wild Even so, Morrison turns 77 ride next month. He isn’t getting With her timely new LP any younger. Each passing of female empowerment, year, the chances of him Tami Neilson may be making it to New Zealand about to hit the big time. grow less. But making one’s way to Ireland to see him TAMI NEILSON, Kingmaker of the analytical SongData Anger, warmth and wit: Tami SOPHIA BAYLY does give a sense of artistic (Neilson Records) project. Neilson’s Kingmaker is a barbed, location. Covid thwarted Tami Neil- country music manifesto. son’s 2020 US tour to promote Both Careless Woman and M uch as I enjoy her critically acclaimed King of Country Music display arrangement by Victoria a lot of the new album Chickaboom! But her the power of simplicity, but Kelly), and The Grudge’s material, and as new LP, Kingmaker, couldn’t there are compelling mes- autobiographical quality adds disinclined as I usually am be more timely in capturing sages in the lyrics. In Careless even more emotional reso- to cast a nostalgia vote, the the zeitgeist of that country in Woman, she sings, “She play nance. But while some songs personal highlights are the which women are seething at too rough, she laugh too loud, spring off Neilson’s own story, reworked classics. These the Supreme Court decision to she talk too much, I wanna be the larger text is that she’s in include a gospel-like reading overturn Roe v Wade. her when I grew up. I wanna this for all women. of Have I Told You Lately and a care less.” And the line about delicately piano-based reading Kingmaker – with themes legislating a woman’s body Green Peaches, co-written of Carrying A Torch, a supple more specifically aimed at the couldn’t be more apposite. with her brother, Jay, invokes ballad from the early 1990s. American market than her pre- a sophisticated Bobbie Gentry vious releases – is replete with The autobiographical King narrative about the sexual Best of all is a reconstituted pertinent lyrics about female of Country Music posits the harassment of a promising packaging of the lyrically rich empowerment, the margin- king could be “the daughter young female country singer. mystical rocker Full Force Gale, alisation of women, misogyny not the son” and observes, as a Set in South Carolina, it has a standout originally recorded and exploitative men. But it’s woman in the male-dominated a southern soul backing by with Ry Cooder on the Into the always wrapped in Neilson’s country music industry, “ain’t the Careless Women Choir Music album. His eight-piece songcraft and delivered by her gonna hear me on no radio of Anna Coddington, Bella group play like a full force tight, empathetic band: guitar- station. That’s okay, I tend to Kalolo-Suraj, Julia Deans and gale, too. ists Brett Adams and Neil get above my station anyway.” Vanessa Abernethy. Watson, bassist Chip Matthews Another supple twist involv- and drummer Tom Broome. A s always, Neilson There’s cold anger, warm ing the band comes towards opens her sensitive emotion and acerbic wit the end, when Morrison offers From the opening title heart, too. The ballad across Kingmaker, and Neil- a couple of verses from an track, which has the breadth, Beyond the Stars, with Willie son, too long labouring under early hit, Gloria. “Give it up power and drama of Shirley Nelson (co-written by Neilson the local cliché “world famous for the band!” he yells, the Bassey belting out an and Delaney Davidson) could in New Zealand”, tartly rede- only attempt at banter during orchestrated, spaghetti-west- open radio-play doors in the fines herself here as “the most the entire performance. The ern-influenced Bond theme of US. It reflects on Neilson’s famous girl no one has heard crowd cheers, Morrison grabs self-assertion and confidence, loss of her father and deftly of yet”. his gold saxophone and disap- to the closing bluesy jabs and touches the Tex-Mex norteño pears into the wings, and you parries of Ain’t My Job, this spirit. The song cries out for It’s a neatly loaded word: wait for what you assume is is an album conceived as a a Spanish-language version yet. l the inevitable encore. barbed, country music mani- with accordion. festo. It’s a point reinforced Kingmaker is available from But Morrison is now en in liner notes by the Univer- I Can Forget is also a July 15 on CD, limited-edition route back to his hotel suite. sity of Ottawa’s Jada Watson, timeless, moving ballad vinyl and through digital The band, however, remains of loss (with a lush string outlets. on stage for a full quarter- hour, during which they completely rip Gloria to pieces, pushing it inside out with new twists and turns. All in all, an unexpected but extraordinary finale to a fantabulous Irish night of Morrison magic. Hearing the blues played like this can surely change one’s life. l JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 65

ENTERTAINMENT TV PREVIEW Been around the Block Past losers get a second crack at away from the auction empty- Comeback: Maree and James pulling off a prize reno. byRUSSELLBROWN handed. And Team Blue, Chloe Steele; Chloe Hes and Ben Speedy, Hes and Ben Speedy, were in Quinn and Ben Alexandre; Stacy THE BLOCK NZ: season, one of the 2014 houses rival teams in 2019. and Adam Middleton. REDEMPTION, Three, was sold before even reach- Monday-Wednesday, 7.30pm ing auction, for $3.18 million They all have something to Mark Richardson on The from July 18. – more than twice its original prove – hence, the “Redemp- Project recently: there will be “For several decades, we have sale price. At that point, the tion” part of the title this enough for each team to fit out traded houses among ourselves prices in the suburb had season – but perhaps none a house, and no more. “There’s at ever-increasing prices in the soared by 30% in a year. It more so than Quinn and Ben, only enough to do the job once belief that we were creating couldn’t go on, it hasn’t – and who, says Quinn, are not the properly, but if the contest- prosperity,” Reserve Bank of the Reserve Bank is clearly innocents they were in 2014: ants stuff anything up, they New Zealand chief economist determined that it won’t. “We have designed, completed are missing a wall. There is no Paul Conway said in a recent and flipped three renos and a extra.” speech (see House of Cards, For The Block NZ 2022, the high-spec build since season p24). “But the tide may well producers have responded three, so the process is second But perhaps the biggest chal- have turned against housing in two ways. Firstly, they’ve nature now.” lenge is simply bringing back a being a one-way bet for a gen- departed metropolitan show whose entire proposition eration of Kiwis.” Auckland, heading up the They’ll be seeking to impress is to make money by selling coast to Ōrewa. Secondly, a new judging panel – former houses, at a time when selling It seems a long time since they’ve brought the nostalgia The Block NZ judge Jason houses has become a perilous The Block NZ 2021, when a and invited back duos from Bonham will be joined by business. Covid-struck season finished seasons past. previous challenge host Shelley in a sales bonanza, with the Ferguson – but, as ever, it will It may also be a time when four houses that replaced two Team Orange, Christchurch come down to the auctions. selling houses is no longer old villas on a Point Chevalier couple Quinn and Ben Alex- Contestants keep any differ- the feel-good spectator sport street going for an average of andre, first appeared in the ence between the reserve price it used to be. When the open $2,740,500 at auction. That’s 2014 season and their hopes and the sale price as profit homes were held in 2014, the an average profit per house of were stymied when Quinn fell and the duo that makes the renovators were TV stars and more than half a million – five pregnant and couldn’t bear the largest profit gets an additional Aucklanders parked kilome- times what it was the last time smell of paint. Team Yellow, $100,000 in prize money. tres away so they could flock The Block came to Point Chev Maree and James Steele, in and admire their work. Will in 2014, and 10 times what the debuted as rookies that year, But what will it all count for anyone drive to Ōrewa for a teams managed in the first too. Team Purple, Stacy and in a market that has been well look-see? season of the show in 2012. Adam Middleton, competed in and truly calmed of its exuber- 2019, when they won a bunch ance? And one facing a supply Perhaps the best that can On the eve of the 2021 of room reveals, but came crisis in a basic building mate- be said is that no one really rial – Gib board? knows what’s going to happen on The Block NZ: Redemption. The Gib issue was laid out And, hey, maybe they can work bluntly by The Block NZ host with that. l 66 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

Top Gear, Thursday. TELEVISION sustainable life, with tips on in the passport department eco-friendly ways with food, of the Brazilian consulate in Our Picks of the Week clothing and more. Can they Hamburg in 1935 and saved cut their carbon footprints the lives of German Jews by SUNDAY JULY 17 their stories. Tuiburelevu, a at the same time as they save secretly issuing them pass- first-time director, conceived money? ports without the “J” stamp MASTERCHEF NZ the series as a research fellow that would have prevented The last course at the University of Auckland In the first episode, the team their escape from the country. Screening: Three, 7.00pm law school. are helping a family in Essex The launch of this Brazilian- Streaming: ThreeNow go green with a new electric made, English-language There have been tears along SHOP WELL FOR THE PLANET car, alternatives to meat and mini-series has sparked a the way – not least from judge Chasing the good, green life dairy, plastic-free household debate among historians as Nadia Lim – and the presen- Screening: TVNZ 1, 8.00pm products, as well as eco toilet to whether that’s what really tation of what one reviewer The teams from Shop Well roll and deodorants. happened and whether de speculated might be the worst for Less and Eat Well for Less Carvalho (played by German- dish in the history of Master- join forces in Shop Well for PASSPORT TO FREEDOM Brazilian actor Sophie Chef. But now it’s down to the the Planet to help guide Brit- The saviour in the visa office Charlotte) actually placed wire in Queenstown for the ish households into a more Streaming: TVNZ+ herself in danger. But that’s MasterChef NZ final. The story of Aracy de Car- the story here, as endorsed by valho, the young woman who Israel’s Yad Vashem Holocaust was appointed to a position museum. MONDAY JULY 18 Shop Well For THURSDAY JULY 21 The Planet, STILL HERE Monday. DREAM KITCHENS & Stories of the Pacific city BATHROOMS Streaming: TVNZ+ Tips on the tiles The relocation of Pacific Screening: TVNZ 1, 7.30pm people out of Auckland’s Streaming: TVNZ+ central suburbs – and the sub- As we all know, it’s the sequent gentrification of those kitchens and bathrooms that neighbourhoods – changed kill your renovation budget. the shape of the city. But not Celebrity builder Mark Millar everyone left. This four-part is back for a second season series of shorts by young film- of helping people transform makers Torisse Laulu and Litia the most important rooms in Tuiburelevu goes in search of their houses to a budget – this central Auckland’s remain- time facing pandemic-driven ing Pasifika communities and JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 67

ENTERTAINMENT Rap Sh!t, Friday. inflation in material costs and with us. This season opens MEGA METRO (KaMillion) as they form a rap a shortage of skilled workers. in the United States – “It has Inside Sydney’s transport group and navigate the chal- more stupid motorsports than revolution lenges of the male-dominated TOP GEAR anywhere else on the planet,” Screening: TVNZ Duke, 9.40pm hip-hop scene. It’s the creation Return of the lads says Harris – with a feast of Streaming: TVNZ+ of Issa Rae (Insecure), who Screening: TVNZ Duke, 8.30pm internal-combustion-engine The Sydney Metro fully- has her own ties to the music Streaming: TVNZ+ Americana. There’s buggy- automated rapid transit business (among other things, Top Gear has moved well racing through gator swamps, system is still eight years she was a dancer in Pharrell’s past its backstage dramas, a racetrack showdown in old away from completion, but Happy video back in the day) with the presenting team of American cop cars, as well as it’s already the biggest public and is partly based on the Chris Harris, Paddy McGuin- drag-strip “donk” racing in transport project in Austral- story of the Florida duo City ness and Freddie Flintoff 70s muscle cars. In upcoming ian history. This four-part Girls, whose members, Yung unchanged over five years. instalments, there’s a drive documentary, narrated by Miami and JT, are on board But the early episodes of this down memory lane in classic New Zealand actor Lani John as executive producers. It’s a 32nd season did not feature cop show cars, the trio sit Tupu, was shot over the first raucous affair. the show’s anonymous profes- their heavy lorry licences, five years of the project and sional driver, the Stig, and and the show attempts to com- covers the engineering chal- THE WORLD’S MOST EXTRAOR- fans got talking. Had the Stig pensate for its vast carbon lenges of tunnelling under DINARY HOMES been cancelled? Rest easy: footprint with a series finale the harbour and building the An architect’s tour whoever is under the helmet on cutting-edge electric and network around all the other Screening: TVNZ 1, 9.30pm these days, the Stig is still hydrogen-powered vehicles. things that lie under the city’s Streaming: TVNZ+ surface. Architect Piers Taylor and The World’s Most actress and home renovator Extraordinary FRIDAY JULY 22 Caroline Quentin guide the Homes, Friday. way through dream homes RAP SH!T around the world. There was a It takes two to make a thing go strong local interest in season right one of this BBC-made series (it Streaming: Neon/Sky Go has also been on Netflix) – each Screening: SoHo, Thursdays of the four episodes featured a from July 28, 8.30pm New Zealand house, including Described by Rolling Stone as the lovely Under Pōhutukawa “part Instagram Live and part at Piha. In season two, the pair Instagram Story”, Rap Sh!t is a visit Portugal, Switzerland, comedy following the fortunes Norway, Japan, India, Spain, of two women in Miami, the US and Israel. l Shawna (Aida Osman) and Mia 68 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

TV Films byRUSSELLBAILLIE The big movies on TV this week SATURDAY JULY 16 Little and his big-beaked bird GOING THE DISTANCE My Life As retain the original’s magic. Cross-country romcom A Zucchini, BEETLEJUICE (2019) TVNZ 2, 8.45pm “Day-o, day-o …” Drew Barrymore and Justin Sunday. TVNZ 2, 7.00pm FIVE FEET APART Long are a couple trying to The still-amusing early Tim Short distance love affair stay a couple, despite living on Sam Mendes’ film about the Burton horror-comedy, which Eden, 8.30pm opposite US coasts. The film is Western Front derring-do of gave us Michael Keaton’s Yet another YA sick-teen a cut above the usual Barry- two British soldiers (Dean- loopy ghost Betelgeuse. Geena romance. This one has Haley more romcoms, and not just Charles Chapman and George Davis, Alec Baldwin and Lu Richardson (perky) and because it doesn’t have Adam MacKay) trying to deliver a Winona Ryder also star in the Cole Sprouse (brooding) as Sandler in it. (2010) vital message is delivered as film, the lasting cult appeal youngsters living with cystic if it is one real-time tracking of which has been translated fibrosis, but with seemingly THE LAYOVER shot. It’s certainly technically to a Broadway musical. (1988) nothing else in common, Unhappy landing impressive and breath- who fall in love despite the Three, 8.50pm lessly paced, but it’s a case of STORM BOY pool-cue length they must stay Actor William H Macy stylistic exercise over human Feathered friend apart because of infection branches out into directing drama. (2019) Three, 7.00pm risk. (2019) with unfortunate results – an This is the second film based awful sex comedy starring VANQUISH on Australian writer Colin BEST SELLERS model Kate Upton and Alex- Low calibre B-movie Thiele’s 1964 children’s Bad penmanship andra Daddario (The White Sky Movies Premiere, 8.30pm book, after an acclaimed Rialto, 8.30pm Lotus) as two friends falling Terrible John Wick knock-off adaptation by Henri Safran Middling literary-world satire for the same guy they’ve met action flick in which Morgan in 1976. Shawn Seet’s update with Michael Caine as the on a plane. (2017) Freeman phones it in as a has Geoffrey Rush playing curmudgeonly sozzled writer, wheelchair-bound retired an older version of the title with one ancient bestseller to dirty cop forcing a former character, now a businessman his name, who finds he’s con- drug courier (Ruby Rose) to remembering growing up tractually obliged to deliver do his bidding, by holding her on an isolated South Austral- another book to a small, strug- daughter hostage. (2021) ian coastline and recounting gling New York publishing how he raised an orphaned house, which Lucy Stanbridge pelican named Mr Percival. (Aubrey Plaza) has inherited. It’s weighed down with a new The two leads are fine but heavy-handed ecological plot, the writing isn’t up to much. but the scenes of young Finn (2021) 1917, Sunday. SUNDAY JULY 17 STARDUST JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 An oddity Higher calibre sequel Eden, 8.30pm TVNZ 2, 8.30pm Unfortunate fictionalised Having wiped out a vast David Bowie biopic starring number of Russian henchper- Johnny Flynn as the star sons in the first film, Keanu during his troubled US tour, Reeves’ super-hitman returns which sparked his Ziggy Star- to decimate the Italian goon dust reinvention. No actual population in a second outing, Bowie songs were harmed in which builds on the ballis- the making. (2020) tic action of the first. (2017) THE FLOOD 1917 Seeking sanctuary World War One-take Rialto, 8.30pm Three, 8.30pm Well-meaning but contrived refugee drama centred on JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 69

Talkback a UK immigration officer Golden Voices, BROADCASTING MERGER seemed able to humorously (Lena Headey) who finds her Monday. express themselves without usual detached self troubled Although we don’t know the recourse to some obscenity. by the case of Haile (Ivanno hard to go past her perfor- final shape of our new public Keith Snow Jeremiah), an Eritrean exile mance as Helen Fielding’s media landscape in Aotearoa, (Auckland) arrested at Dover and consid- hapless Bridget in this spir- it seems certain that we will ered a terrorist risk. (2019) ited British romcom as her remain tied to a lowest-common- FOUNDATIONAL NARRATIVES best screen performance. denominator, commercially MY LIFE AS A ZUCCHINI As her suitors, Colin Firth oriented “flagship” TV channel. Matariki was presented on RNZ Poignancy in plasticine and Hugh Grant put on a National in a well-informed and Whakaata Māori, 8.40pm jolly good show, too. (2001) I am writing from Brisbane, engaging way that drew people A touching, sweetly off- where I have just had the into the narrative in a way they kilter and Oscar-nominated WEDNESDAY JULY 20 privilege of watching Leigh could claim as their own. The French-Swiss stop-motion Sales present her final night as enthusiasm and passion of the animated tale about a MARSHALL host of the 7.30 show on ABC, presenters were infectious. nine-year-old, nicknamed Judge of character after a run of 12 years. 7.30 has “Courgette”, who is sent Whakaata Māori, 8.30pm no co-presenter, and hence no This provides a fine model for to a children’s home full After playing Jackie Robinson mindless “banter”. Current good ways to present the other of kids scarred by their and James Brown, Chadwick affairs stories are straight and foundational narratives in this dysfunctional families. But Boseman racked up another to the point; they are always country’s holiday calendar. hope arrives in the form of solid historical figure biopic fascinating and informative. Christmas and Easter can now kindred spirit Camille. (2017) in his portrayal of Thurgood be considered with comparable, Marshall, the first African- 7.30 follows the 7pm news, well-informed enthusiasm, as MONDAY JULY 18 American US Supreme Court which is preceded by The Drum, may the stories that inform GOLDEN VOICES Justice, who was succeeded in a panel discussion with experts other faiths. We need to know Lives out of synch 1991 by Clarence Thomas. It on events of the day. the part that they play in Rialto, 8.30pm focuses mainly on one of the informing living faith. Charming low-key comedy- first cases of his career, when Politicians of various stripes drama about Soviet Jews he was still a hotshot trial have tried to undermine the Unfortunately, this year, Victor and Raya (Vladimir and civil-rights lawyer. (2017) excellence of the ABC over the Easter was ignored, with the Friedman and Mariya Bel- years, but it has resolutely main- exception of Kim Hill’s quirky kina) who, in the early 1990s, FRIDAY JULY 22 tained its mission to present real and very fine interview with a leave behind their careers current affairs programming to Christian mystic. Christmas is supplying Russian voices to SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME an appreciative audience. reduced to tawdry and inane western movies for a fresh OF SHADOWS Dave Robinson silliness, and other festivals are start in Israel, where they Clueless caper (Whangārei) ignored. Matariki has shown struggle to find a use for their Three, 7.30pm how we can celebrate our own talents. (2021) Robert Downey Jr mopes COMEDY CONTRASTS living tradition. along as Holmes in Guy Graeme Ferguson TUESDAY JULY 19 Ritchie’s explosion-heavy I was interested in the juxta- (Henderson, Auckland) BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY mystery-light follow-up to position of two programmes “December 25, weight 140 his 2009 steampunk action on TVNZ 2 on Friday, July NEW CUES pounds plus 42 mince pies.” flick. This time, the detective 1. Wishing to watch the UK Prime, 8.30pm and Dr Watson are chasing comedy Would I Lie to You? I had Re the new RNZ news cue Renée Zellweger might Professor Moriarty (Jared the misfortune to catch the last themes, which do vary and are have won an Oscar for play- Harris), who has plans to kick 10 minutes of a local stand-up in tune with the time pips, but ing Judy Garland, but it’s off WWI early. It’s louder “comedy”, Laughs Unleashed. are too loud in full blow behind than the first one, and stu- the major bulletins. No one has pider, too. (2011) The final act, in particular, commented about the major seemed to think anything gross, change – it is now in a minor Films are rated out of 5: (amazing) particularly bodily functions, key. Full of foreboding rather (abysmal) to was automatically humorous, than brandishingly positive? and if all else fails, just scream Julie Daymond-King the foulest word that comes to (Helensville, Auckland) mind. Fortunately, I was watch- ing alone, but still squirmed Please send comments, queries that this was the height of my or complaints about radio or country’s comedy. television to: listenerletters@ aremedia.co.nz with “Talkback” By extreme contrast, Would in the subject line, or Talkback, I Lie to You? – most of which NZ Listener, PO Box 52122, seemed off the cuff – was witty, Kingsland, Auckland 1352 interesting and somewhat bizarre, and all participants 70 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

SATURDAY JULY 16 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Te Karere (R) 6.00 Ready, Steady, Wiggle! (G, 6.00 Charles Stanley Film: RAY DONOVAN: THE 6.30 Country Calendar (G, R, R, HD, C, AD) 6.30 Infomercials MOVIE 9.30 Newshub Nation Simon C, AD) 6.10 Postman Pat (G, HD, C, AD) The US series, which was 7.00 Fishing and Adventure (PG, 6.25 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, C) Shepherd and Oriini Kaipara abruptly cancelled after seven 6.40 PJ Masks (G, R, HD, C) present a current affairs seasons, gets the send-off R, HD, C) 7.00 Love Monster (G, R, HD, C) show. it deserves in this two-hour 7.30 Infomercials 7.10 Madagascar: A Little Wild 10.30 Match Fit: Te Reo (PG, C) movie, exploring further the 8.30 Religious Programming s2ep6 past relationship between Ray 9.00 Extreme Cake Makers (G, R, (G, HD, C) Noon Extreme Couponing (PG, C) (Liev Schreiber) and his father, 7.30 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 12.30 Grand Designs NZ (PG, R, C) Mickey (Jon Voight), with HD, C) 1.30 Buddy vs. Duff (G, C) s2ep8 flashbacks to their younger 9.30 Tagata Pasifika (HD) R, HD, C) 3.00 MasterChef NZ Marathon days. It begins with Mickey 10.00 ■ John & Lisa’s Weekend 7.55 ■ Turbo FAST (G, HD, C) (PG, R, C) on the run after the events 8.20 The Croods: Family Tree (G, 5.00 Lego Masters USA (G, R, of season seven – and Ray in Kitchen (G, C) C) Will Arnett hosts a Lego pursuit. The show has always 11.00 Winning Combination (G, R, HD, C) building competition series. been about the damage suf- 8.40 Dragons: Riders of Berk (G, s2ep6 fered by Ray and his brothers HD, C, AD) 6.00 Newshub Live Terry (Eddie Marsan) and Noon ■ Under the Vines (PG, R, R, HD, C) 7.00 ■ Storm Boy (2019, PG, R, Bunchy (Dash Mihok) at the 9.05 Ninjago (G, R, C) C) A boy growing up on hands of both Mickey and the HD, C, AD) Drama series. 9.15 Hardball (G, R, HD, C) an uninhabited coast in church, and reviews suggest 1.00 Sarah Beeny’s Renovate 9.35 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C) southern Australia rescues there are natural conclusions 10.00 Fresh (PG, C) In Go Local, three orphaned pelicans to this cycle of violence. Don’t Relocate (G, HD, C) and forms a close bond with AMAZON PRIME VIDEO 2.00 The Great Kiwi Bake Off (G, Fresh is in sunny Rarotonga, them. Geoffrey Rush, Finn Grubbies burgers keep it Little, Jai Courtney, David Drama: SCREW R, HD, C, AD) s3ep4 fresh with their deliciousness, Gulpilil. TV Films, page 69 3.30 ■ My Unique B&B (G, C, AD) and the hottest spots with 8.50 ■ The Layover (2017, 16, R, Prison dramas aren’t usually 4.30 Every Bite Takes You Area codes. C) Two best friends compete associated with levity, but this 10.30 The Walkers (PG, HD, C) for the affections of the UK series, which is told from Home (G, HD, C) Kylie s2ep4 same man during a flight the point of view of the offic- Kwong explores the culture 11.00 Tom Allen’s Quizness (G, R, layover in St Louis. Alexandra ers, is “broad and warm and and food of refugees and HD, C, AD) Daddario, Kate Upton, Matt welcoming”, said the Guard- migrants in Australia. Noon The Weakest Link: USA (G, Barr, Matt Jones, Kal Penn. ian. Writer Rob Williams draws 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) HD, C) TV Films, page 69 on his work in prisons and the Bradley Walsh hosts a UK 1.00 The Courtship (PG, HD, C) 10.40 ■ 24 Hours to Live (2017, show reflects a reality where quiz show. s1ep3 16, R, C) An assassin seeks “there is humour, there is 6.00 1 News (HD, C) 2.00 The Good Witch (G, HD, C) redemption after being given humanity, there is friendship, 7.00 Tipping Point Lucky Stars 2.55 Junior Bake Off (G, HD, C) a second chance. Ethan there is real life”. (G, HD, C) Ben Shephard 3.55 Star Trek: Strange New Hawke, Xu Qing, Rutger TVNZ 1, 9.35pm hosts a celebrity version of Worlds (PG, HD, C) Hauer. the UK quiz show, with Zoe 5.00 Superman & Lois (PG, C) 12.35am Infomercials Lyons, Joe Duttine and Nick s2ep8 5.00 Leading the Way Hewer. s8ep4 6.00 The Cube (G, HD, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley 8.00 Lotto Phillip Schofield presents 8.05 Heathrow: Britain’s Busiest a UK game show in which PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 Airport (G, HD, C, AD) The contestants undertake discovery of a new variant of challenges in a giant clear 6.00 Infomercials Covid-19 causes chaos when cube. 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) airports around the world 7.00 ■ Beetlejuice (1988, PG, 9.50 SmackDown (PG, R) begin to close their borders R, HD, C, AD) A recently 10.50 RAW (PG, R) to the UK. s7ep3 deceased couple contact 11.50 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.30 Grand Designs UK (G, R, HD, an agent of chaos to scare C, AD) Nathan and Amye are away the new owners of (PG, R, C) building a giant cathedral- their home. Alec Baldwin, 1.00 Once a Warrior with Monty like home modelled on Michael Keaton, Geena Davis, Dutch barn houses, with Winona Ryder, Catherine Betham (G) a wing for the kids and O’Hara. TV Films, page 69 1.30 The Ditch (G, R) NZ prop an annexe, but flooding 8.45 ■ Going the Distance (2010, problems and pregnancy 16, R, HD, C, AD) A young Braden Hamlin-Uele. woes arise. couple try to keep their love 2.00 Farah Palmer Cup Live (C) 9.35 ■ Screw (16, HD, C, AD) UK alive as they shuttle between drama series. Tonight, prison New York and San Francisco. Auckland Storm v Counties officer Leigh lives for her job, Drew Barrymore, Justin Manukau Heat, live. but secrets and the arrival of Long, Charlie Day. TV Films, 4.00 Cadbury Netball Series new recruit Rose could cost page 69 Live Final, live from Pulman her career. s1ep1 10.40 ■ Jumper (2008, M, R, Arena, Auckland. 10.35 ■ Pact of Silence (M, HD, HD, C, AD) A teenager 6.00 Best of American Pickers C, AD) UK drama series. with teleportation abilities (PG, R) Tonight, at a brewery’s finds himself in the middle 7.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) 100th anniversary party, four of an ancient war. Hayden 7.30 Sal’s NBL Live Franklin Bulls women abduct their abusive Christensen, Jamie Bell, v Hawke’s Bay Hawks, live boss and dump him in the Rachel Bilson. from Franklin Pool & Leisure woods. s1ep1 12.15am Four Weddings U.S.A (PG, Centre, Pukekohe. 11.45 Hollington Drive (M, HD, C, R, HD, C) 9.30 NRL Premiership (G) Sydney AD) Theresa and Helen are 3.15 God Shave the Queens (16, Roosters v St George still trying to make sense HD, C) Illawarra Dragons, from of the kids’ stories when 3.35 Bill Bailey Weekend! Central Coast Stadium, Hollington Drive is rocked Dandelion Mind (PG, HD) Gosford once again: a body has been 4.25 Fresh (PG, R, C) 11.30 NXT (PG) found. s1ep2 4.50 2 Tunes 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.40am Bloom (M, HD, C) s2ep4 5.00 – 6.00 Religious 1.30 Nashville (PG, C) s5ep9 Programming 2.55 Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Religious Programming ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 71

SATURDAY JULY 16 WHAKAATA Film: MATARIKI MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 Michael Bennett taps into his consider- 6.30 Kids’ Programmes able small-screen experience for his first 9.30 Kōrero Mai (G, R) feature film, a multi-strand story in which 10.30 Ako (G, R) eight disparate people are connected 11.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe (G, R) to a single tragic event. It’s not a new Noon Haka at Home (G, R) technique, but it is effective, and there’s 1.00 Whakataukī (G, R) a terrific score by Don McGlashan. 1.30 Karanga: The First Voice WHAKAATA MĀORI, 8.40pm (G, R) BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 2.00 Whaikōrero (G, R) 2.30 Home, Land and Sea (G, R) 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Cat from Hell (PG, R) 6.00 Overhaulin’ (PG, R) 3.00 Intrepid Journeys (PG, 10.00 Million Dollar Listing NY 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 7.45 Savage Builds (PG, R) 7.30 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 8.30 Tanked Marathon (PG, R) R) Glen Osborne is in (PG, R) 8.00 Bobby Flay’s Barbecue 12.35 Unique Rides (PG, R) Uzbekistan and Kyrgykstan. 11.50 Catfish (PG, R) 1.30 Treehouse Masters (PG, R) 4.00 Marae 12.45 Southern Charm (PG, R) Addiction (G, R) 2.30 Ed Stafford: First Man Out 5.00 Kai Safari (G, R) 2.30 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 9.05 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 5.30 Waka Man (G, R) 3.30 Hoarders (PG, R) 10.05 American Pickers (PG, R) (PG, R) 6.00 My Party Song (G, R) Waiata 4.30 Ghost Hunters (PG, R) 11.00 The Weekend Workshop (G) 3.30 Alaska: Battle on the Bay with the Modern Māori 5.35 Bar Rescue (PG, R) Noon Strictly Come Dancing (G, R) Quartet. 6.30 Catfish (PG, R) 2.00 This Time Next Year UK (PG, R) 7.00 ■ The Jungle Bunch (2017, 7.25 Botched (PG, R) s3ep12 4.30 Goblin Works Garage G, R) The Jungle Bunch fight 8.30 The Real Housewives of (PG, R) to protect their home from a 3.00 Animal Cribs (PG) s1ep9 (PG, R) gang of silly baboons. Voices Miami (M) Back in Miami, 4.00 The Best Thing I Ever Ate (G) 5.30 Overhaulin’ (PG) of Kirk Thornton, Kaiji Tang, Lisa struggles, but Lenny 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 6.30 Man vs Wild (PG, R) Erin Fitzgerald. shows her no sympathy, and 7.30 Treasure Quest: Snake 8.40 ■ Matariki (2010, M, R) As a single ladies’ night takes an (PG) the constellation Matariki awkward turn. 6.00 American Pickers (PG) Island (PG) A team search rises in the southern skies 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies (M, 7.00 My Lottery Dream Home (G) for hidden treasure on to mark the Māori New Year, R, C) Dr Pixie helps a man 7.30 Who Wants to Be a Brazil’s Snake Island. a random act of violence whose oozing bottom 8.30 Bering Sea Gold (M) Ice leaves eight people in crisis. wound hasn’t healed in six Millionaire? UK (G) dredging is back. Jason Wu, Susana Tang, Sara years, and Dr Dawn has the 8.30 ■ Five Feet Apart (2019, 9.30 Game of Stones (M) In Wiseman, Iaheto Ah Hi, Pua lowdown on nipples. Tanzania, a Maasai tribe Magasiva, Jarod Rawiri. 10.30 Buried in the Backyard M) A 17-year-old with cystic is rumored to be selling a 10.10 – 10.40 Anika Moa Unleashed (M, R) fibrosis spends most of her huge tanzanite stone named (M, R) With guests Madeline 11.30 Snapped (M, R) time in the hospital. Haley Lu Namunyak. Sami, Jackie van Beek and 12.20am Infomercials 5.00 – 6.00 Richardson, Cole Sprouse. 10.30 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad Kasey and Karena Bird. Top Chef (PG, R) TV Films, page 69 (PG) 10.45 Forged in Fire (PG) 11.30 Overhaulin’ (PG, R) 11.40 Flea Market Flip (G) 12.20am Programmes continue 12.10am – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 7.05 12 Mighty Orphans (2021, M) 6.10 The Harder They Come 6.00 The Translators (2019, M) 7.00 DUKEbox Music Luke Wilson, Martin Sheen (1972, M) Jimmy Cliff, Janet Lambert Wilson 12.35 Superstore (PG, R, HD, C, AD) Bartley 2.15 The Story of Rugby (PG, R, 9.00 Dawn Raid (2020, M) NZ 7.45 The Girl on the Bridge documentary. 7.55 In Cold Blood (1967, 18) (2020, M) NZ documentary. HD, C, AD) Robert Blake, Scott Wilson 3.05 River Monsters (PG, R, 10.40 2 Hearts (2020, M) Jacob 9.15 Make Up (2019, 16) Molly Elordi, Tiera Skovbye 10.10 Philadelphia (1993, PG) Tom Windsor HD, C) Hanks, Denzel Washington 4.00 Xploration: Awesome Planet 12.20 Reminiscence (2021, M) 10.45 She Dies Tomorrow (2020, Hugh Jackman, Rebecca 12.15 Pale Rider (1985, PG) Clint M) Kate Lyn Sheil (G, R, HD) Ferguson Eastwood, Michael Moriarty 4.25 Impossible Engineering (G, 12.10 Light in the Water (2018, M) 2.15 House of Gucci (2021, 16) 2.10 Fanny (1961, G) Leslie Caron, US documentary. R, HD, C) Lady Gaga, Adam Driver Horst Buchholz 5.15 The Big Bang Theory (G, R, 1.30 L’Opera Marathon (16) 4.50 The Professor and the 4.25 The Night of the Generals s1ep1-4 HD, C) Madman (2019, M) Mel (1967, PG) Omar Sharif, Peter 6.05 Mythbusters: There’s Your Gibson, Sean Penn O’Toole 4.45 The Rossellinis (2020, M) Italian/Latvian documentary. Problem! (G, R, HD) 6.55 Come Play (2020, M) A 6.45 Castle Keep (1969, M) 6.35 Ultimate Rides (G, HD) mysterious creature uses During WWII, a group 6.25 Pinocchio (2019, M) An 7.05 Family Guy (PG, R, C, AD) a lonely boy’s devices to of Americans shelter in old woodcarver’s puppet break into our world. Azhy a Belgian castle. Burt magically comes to life. s9ep3 Robertson, Gillian Jacobs Lancaster, Patrick O’Neal Roberto Benigni 7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C, 8.30 Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe 8.30 The People vs Larry Flynt 8.30 Rialto Selection: Best Sellers AD) s11ep7 Origins (2021, M) A loner is (1996, 18) Based on the story (2021, M) A cranky, retired 8.30 Taskmaster (M, R, HD, C, welcomed into an ancient of the creator of Hustler author reluctantly embarks Japanese clan, but his magazine and his fight on a final book tour. Michael AD) Greg Davies and Alex allegiances are tested when against censorship. Woody Caine, Aubrey Plaza Horne present a UK comedy his past is revealed. Henry Harrelson, Edward Norton series in which comedians Golding, Andrew Koji 10.10 Above Suspicion (2019, 16) compete in bizarre tasks. 10.35 Batman & Robin (1997, PG) Emilia Clarke, Jack Huston 9.30 ■ Elektra (2005, 16, R, HD, 10.35 F9: The Fast Saga (2021, George Clooney, Arnold C, AD) When an assassin M) Vin Diesel, Michelle Schwarzenegger 11.55 How to Deter a Robber is tasked with killing an Rodriguez (2020, M) Vanessa Marano innocent man and his 12.40am The Dead Pool (1988, M) daughter, she decides to 12.55am Warrior Queen (2020, 2.10 Halloween III: Season of the 1.20am Last Man Standing: protect them. Jennifer M) 2.35 Penguin Bloom (2020, M) Witch (1982, 16) 3.45 … and Justice Suge Knight and the Murders of Garner. 4.07 The War Below (2021, M) 5.40 for All (1979, M) 5.40 Decision at Biggie & Tupac (2021, 18) 3.05 11.15 – 1.35am Alphas (M, HD) Christmas Cupcakes (2018, PG) Sundown (1957, M) Foods for Coping (2020, M) 3.20 The Rossellinis (2020, M) 5.00 Pinocchio (2019, M) 72 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

SATURDAY JULY 16 SKY CHANNELS Your Worst Nightmare Marathon (M) 8.30 A Crime Vibe: Harlots, 9.30pm to Remember (M) 9.30 Death in the Bayou: The Vibe SKY 006 Jennings 8 (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) SKY SPORT 12.15am Programmes continue 6.00 Private Eyes (M) s3ep9 7.00 Jamestown Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 (16) s1ep6 7.55 Parenthood Omnibus (M) 12.05 Sky Arts SKY 020 Downton Abbey (M) s6ep7 1.10 White House Farm 6.00 Cadbury Netball Series, New Zealand A v (18) s1ep6 2.00 Judge Judy Omnibus (PG) 4.30 6.20 ■ Stevie Nicks 24 Karat Gold the Concert Aotearoa Men 6.30 Cadbury Netball Series, Silver Private Eyes (M) s3ep9 5.30 Family Finders (M) (2020, G) 8.00 ■ Fire on the Hill (2018, G) 9.30 Ferns v Mixed Invitational 7.00 All Blacks v Ireland, s1ep7&8 6.30 The Sounds (M) s1ep1 7.30 Gilmore Danceworks 10.00 Anthems: New Zealand’s Iconic game 2 7.30 Australia v England, game 2 8.00 Girls: A Year in the Life (PG) At odds with the most Hits (M) 11.00 Stars of the Silver Screen 11.45 Music Cadbury Netball Series, New Zealand A v Aotearoa important people in her life, Lorelai seeks wisdom on the Road Noon The Boy with the Leica 1.00 ■ Men, replay 10.00 Cadbury Netball Series, Silver in nature, and Rory goes out for a wild night with Erwin Olaf: The Legacy (2019, G) 2.20 ■ Stevie Ferns v Mixed Invitational, replay Noon Farah an unexpected crowd. s1ep4 9.30 Harlots (16) Nicks 24 Karat Gold the Concert (2020, G) 4.00 Palmer Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, from Porirua Brothel owner Margaret Wells plans a move from Landscape Artist of the Year 5.30 ■ The Who: Park, Wellington, live 2.00 Farah Palmer Cup, a downtrodden area of London to the vibrant new Quadrophenia Live in London (2014, G) 7.05 Park Auckland v Counties Manukau, live 4.00 Australia area of Soho. s1ep1 10.30 The Closer Omnibus (M) Life 7.50 Parklife 8.35 Harmony: The Missing 8th v England, game 2 4.30 South Africa v Wales, 2.50am Programmes continue (G) Documentary following the West Australian game 2 5.00 Argentina v Scotland, game 2 5.30 All Symphony Orchestra on their 2016 trip to China. Blacks v Ireland, game 2 6.00 All Blacks v Ireland, BBC UKTV SKY 007 10.00 Artists & Love 10.30 The Strange Sound of game 3, from Sky Stadium, Wellington, live 9.40 Happiness 12.00am Programmes continue Australia v England, game 3, from Sydney Cricket 6.00 QI Marathon (PG) 7.35 Would I Lie to You? Ground, live 12.30am Farah Palmer Cup, Wellington Marathon (PG) 9.15 The Bill Marathon (M) 1.25 Discovery SKY 070 v Canterbury 1.00 Farah Palmer Cup, Auckland v Casualty (PG) s36ep41 2.10 Doc Martin (M) s1ep6 Counties Manukau 1.30 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3.00 Holby City (M) s21ep12 4.05 Grantchester (PG) 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They 3 2.00 South Africa v Wales, game 2 2.30 South s6ep1&2 5.45 Call the Midwife (PG) s7ep2 6.50 Do It? (PG) 6.55 Demolition Down Under (PG) Africa v Wales, game 3, from DHL Stadium, Cape Father Brown (PG) On her birthday, Mrs McCarthy’s 7.45 Outback Opal Hunters Marathon (PG) 12.10 Town, live 5.00 Farah Palmer Cup: Auckland v life is threatened by a mysterious avenging angel. Deadliest Catch Special (M) 2.00 Gold Rush: White Counties Manukau 5.30 Waikato v Manawatu s9ep2 7.40 Casualty (PG) David struggles to come Water (M) 2.55 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 3.50 to terms with his son’s actions, and Stevie clashes Alaskan Bush People Marathon (M) 6.35 Bering Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 with a new colleague. s36ep42 8.30 Midsomer Sea Gold (M) 7.30 Building Off the Grid (PG) Murders (M) When a pub landlady is crushed to 8.30 Homestead Rescue (PG) 9.30 Moonshiners: 6.00 Inside Netball 6.30 Tour de France, stage 13, death during a magic show, Barnaby uncovers Master Distiller (M) 10.30 Blowing Up History replay 8.30 Tour de France, stage 13, highlights conflict between the church and ancient pagans. (PG) 11.25 NASA’s Unexplained Files (PG) 12.15am 9.00 Sal’s NBL Women North v Lower South, replay s17ep2 10.20 All Round to Mrs Brown’s (M) With Programmes continue 11.00 Cadbury Netball Series: New Zealand A v Olly Murs, Jane McDonald, Emily Atack and her Aotearoa Men 11.30 Silver Ferns v Mixed Invitational mother Kate Robbins, an Martin Kemp. s3ep2 11.15 National Geographic SKY 072 Noon Farah Palmer Cup, Waikato v Manawatu, from Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) Ruth Jones FMG Stadium Waikato, Hamilton, live 2.00 Cadbury uncovers her grandfather’s role in the Medical Aid 6.00 Food Factory (PG) 6.30 Drain the Oceans Netball Series, 3rd v 4th, from Pulman Arena, Societies of south Wales, which provided a model (PG) 8.30 Alaska: The Next Generation (PG) 9.30 Auckland, live 3.45 Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v for the NHS. 12.15am Programmes continue Aussie Snake Wranglers (PG) 10.30 Car SOS (PG) 2nd, from Pulman Arena, Auckland, live 5.45 Farah 11.30 Colossal Machines (PG) 12.30 Something Palmer Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, from Porirua SoHo SKY 010 Bit Me! (PG) 1.30 When Sharks Attack (M) 2.30 Park, Wellington, live 6.00 UFC on Sky 6.30 Inside Shark Attack Files (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigation: Netball 7.00 Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 4th 7.30 6.45 Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (M) s1ep2 7.45 Special Report (M) 5.30 Buried Secrets of WWII Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd, replay 9.30 Tour The Man Who Fell to Earth (16) s1ep final 8.45 Mind (PG) 6.30 Hitler Youth (PG) 7.30 Drain the Oceans: de France, stage 13, highlights 10.05 Tour de France, Over Murder (18) s1ep3 9.45 Fear the Walking Dead WWII (PG) 8.30 Lost Treasures of Egypt (PG) stage 14, Saint-Étienne to Mende, live 4.00am (18) s7ep10 10.30 Last Week Tonight with John 9.30 Something Bit Me! (PG) 10.30 No Man Left Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd, replay Oliver (M) s9ep15 11.05 The First Lady Marathon Behind (M) 11.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard (PG) (16) s1ep1-9 7.30 The First Lady (16) With Jerry’s 12.30am Programmes continue Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 support, Betty vows to help others with addiction problems, and disappointed with the incoming History SKY 073 6.00 The Back Page 7.00 West Indies v Bangladesh, administration, Barack and Michelle solemnly 1st ODI 8.00 West Indies v Bangladesh 2nd ODI, prepare to leave the White House. s1ep10 8.30 The 6.30 The Guns That Changed the Game (PG) 7.30 replay 3.30 Sal’s NBL, Auckland Tuatara v Southland Drowning (M) Jodie learns the horrific truth of what Secrets of Britain (M) 8.30 Time Team 9.30 Atomic Sharks, replay 5.30 Sal’s NBL, Manawatu Jets v happened to her son that day by the lake. s1ep4 Age Declassified (PG) 10.30 Time Team 11.30 Nelson Giants, from Fly Palmy Arena, Palmerston 9.30 Devs (16) Lily and Jamie try to avoid the Devs’ Power and Paranoia in the Third Reich (PG) 12.30 North, live 7.30 Sal’s NBL, Franklin Bulls v Hawke’s threat, but a visit from Kenton leaves Lily with no American Dynasties: The Kennedys (PG) 1.30 The Bay Hawks, from Franklin Pool & Leisure Centre, choice. s1ep7 10.25 Westworld (18) s4ep3 11.25 Irma Guns That Changed the Game (PG) 2.30 Secrets of Pukekohe, live 9.30 World Athletics Championships, Vep (16) s1ep1 12.25am Programmes continue Britain (M) 3.30 Crusaders (PG) 4.30 Around the day 1, highlights 10.30 The Back Page 11.30 All World by Train (PG) 5.30 Shipwreck Secrets (PG) Blacks v Ireland, game 3 12.00am West Indies v Living SKY 017 6.30 Charles I: Downfall of a King (PG) When John Bangladesh, 1st ODI 12.15 West Indies v Bangladesh, Pym rejects the King’s attempt to bring him onside 2nd ODI, highlights 1.15 West Indies v Bangladesh, 6.15 Selling Houses Australia 7.05 Bakers vs. Fakers with a job offer, Charles has just one option left: to 3rd ODI, from Providence Stadium, Guyana, live (PG) 8.45 Salvage Hunters Marathon (PG) 12.10 arrest him. 7.30 Custer: The Final Mystery (M) 8.30 Grand Designs New Zealand (PG) 1.05 Every Family Secret Bunkers (PG) 9.30 Pan Am: Crossing the Has a Secret (PG) 2.00 Escape to the Country (PG) Pacific (PG) 10.30 Pioneers of Television: Dick Van 2.55 A Place in the Sun (PG) 3.50 Love It or List It Dyke (PG) 11.30 Titans of the 20th Century (M) Australia (PG) 5.40 Selling Houses Australia 7.30 12.30am Programmes continue Rick Stein’s Cornwall (PG) Rick visits Tintagel, the birthplace of the King Arthur myth, and explores the BBC Earth SKY 074 history of West Penwith, the most westerly place in mainland England. 8.30 Gardening Australia (PG) 6.00 Life Below Zero (M) 7.40 Life Below Zero: 9.40 Garden Rescue (PG) Charlie Dimmock and the Character Stories (16) 8.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) Rich brothers compete to create fabulous gardens 10.10 Strangest Things (PG) 11.45 Wildest Places for homeowners. 10.40 Escape to the Chateau (PG) 1.40 Levison Wood: From Russia to Iran (PG) (PG) 11.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 12.15am 2.30 Tribes, Animals & Me (PG) 3.25 Wild Kingdom Programmes continue (PG) 4.30 Incredible Journeys with Simon Reeve (PG) 5.30 10 Puppies and Us (PG) 6.35 Animal Investigation Discovery SKY 018 Impossible (PG) 7.35 Levison Wood: From Russia to Iran (PG) Levison continues his journey into the 6.05 Dates from Hell Marathon (M) 7.45 A Deadly badlands of Dagestan, a region of Russia that the Dose (M) 8.35 Still a Mystery (M) 9.25 Nightmare British Foreign Office warns against visiting under Next Door (M) 10.20 Twisted Sisters (M) 11.15 A any circumstances. 8.30 Tribes, Animals & Me (PG) Crime to Remember (M) 12.10 Death in the Bayou: 9.30 Life Below Zero (M) 10.25 Science of Sleep: The Jennings 8 (M) 2.00 American Detective with How to Sleep Better (PG) 11.15 Incredible Journeys Lt. Joe Kenda (M) 2.55 American Monster (M) 3.50 with Simon Reeve (PG) 12.20am Programmes continue JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 73

SUNDAY JULY 17 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 Film: STAN & OLLIE 6.00 Attitude (G, R, HD, C, AD) . 6.00 Peppa Pig (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 Life TV 6.25 Paddington Station (G, R, 6.10 Kangaroo Beach (G, R, 6.30 Leading the Way Lovely Sunday night viewing 7.00 Charles Stanley thanks to TVNZ+’s new raft HD, C) HD, C) 8.00 Life TV of movies. Steve Coogan’s 7.15 Tagata Pasifika (R, HD) 6.20 Bluey (G, R, HD, C) 8.30 Turning Point Philomena writing partner Jeff 7.40 Praise Be (G, R, HD, C) 6.50 Care Bears: Unlock the 9.00 Extreme Couponing (PG, R, C) Pope has crafted an insightful 8.10 Secret Scotland (G, R, HD, 9.25 The Hui (R, C) exploration of the relation- Magic (G, R, HD, C) 9.55 Newshub Nation (C) ship between Stan Laurel and C, AD) 7.10 Thomas Edison’s Secret Lab 10.55 Nature’s Strangest Oliver Hardy, the slapstick 9.00 Q+A with Jack Tame (HD, comedy duo who enjoyed a (G, R, HD, C) Mysteries: Solved (PG, R) nearly 30-year career, from C) Political interviews and 7.25 Ben 10 (G, R, HD, C) s1ep9 the silents to the talkies. The discussions. 7.40 Bunnicula (G, R, HD, C) 11.20 Dr. Dee: Alaska Vet (PG, C) training to become Laurel 10.00 Waka Huia (G) Māori stories 8.05 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, s2ep9 and Hardy involved a month and histories for all New 12.05 Incredible Engineering of rehearsal for Coogan and Zealanders. R, HD, C) Blunders: Fixed (PG) s1ep2 John C Reilly learning dances 10.30 Marae (G, HD) 8.30 What Now? (G, C) Local 1.00 Muscle Garage (PG) s10ep7 and sketches – and then, 11.00 The Great British Sewing 1.30 Motorsport: Supercars Coogan told website Collider Bee (G, HD, C, AD) s5ep7 kids’ show featuring, games, Championship Round 7, – “unlearning” them to make Noon Attitude (G, R, HD, C, interviews, fun and gunge. Townsville. them look effortless. The film AD) For members of 9.30 Home and Away Omnibus 2.30 Motorsport: NZ Rally follows the pair on their 1953 Christchurch’s Tri Rugby (PG, R, C) Championship Round 3, tour of Britain, which was to team, who live with 11.25 Shortland Street Omnibus Rally of Canterbury. be the last time they would intellectual disabilities, rugby (PG, R, HD, C, AD) 3.00 Motorsport: D1NZ Round 4, perform together. is more than a game: it 1.55 United States of Al (PG, HD, Manfield. TVNZ+ means whānau and having a C, AD) s2ep9 4.00 Monster Jam (R) s18ep11 sense of belonging. 2.20 B Positive (PG, HD, C) s2ep2 5.00 Bondi Lifeguard World Nature: OPERATION 12.30 Fair Go (R, C) With Pippa 2.45 Call Me Kat (PG, HD, C, AD) Adventures (PG, R, C) s1ep7 ARCTIC WITH SIMON Wetzell and Hadyn Jones. s2ep5 5.30 ■ Piri’s Tiki Tour (G, C) s5ep1 REEVE MARATHON 1.00 Sunday (R, C) Miriama Kamo 3.15 The Middle (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 Newshub Live presents current affairs. s1ep5 7.00 ■ MasterChef NZ (PG, C) Originally called Arctic Live, 2.00 Space Invaders (G, R, HD, C, 3.45 Mr. Bean (PG, R, HD, C) s1ep4 The final two compete over this series features Reeve, AD) s1ep5 4.15 ■ Madagascar: Escape 2 three epic courses. Kate Humble and Gordon 3.00 Extraordinary Escapes (G, Africa (2008, G, R, HD, C, 8.30 ■ 1917 (2019, 16, C) During Buchanan exploring the HD, C, AD) Sandi Toksvig AD) While flying home from WWI, two soldiers are Arctic, from Churchill, “the and some of the UK’s Madagascar a group of tasked with delivering a polar bear capital of the most fascinating and funny animals from Central Park critical message to another world”, to Inuit artists and women explore remote and Zoo crash land in Africa. battalion. George MacKay, melting glaciers in Greenland. beautifully designed holiday Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Richard Madden. TV Films, BBC EARTH, 9.45am and hideaways. Rock. page 69 11.40pm 4.00 ■ Susan Calman’s Grand 6.00 Wipeout (G, HD, C) John 10.50 ■ 9-1-1 (M, R, C) s4ep1 Day Out (G, HD, C, AD) Cena and Nicole Byer 11.50 Haunted Towns (M) s2ep8 Susan Calman experiences host US series in which 12.50am Infomercials Britain’s most scenic drives in thrillseekers compete in 5.30 – 6.00 AM Early With a vintage campervan. the world’s largest extreme Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) obstacle course. Bradley Walsh hosts a UK 7.00 MasterChef Australia: Fans & PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 quiz show. Favourites (G, HD, C, another 6.00 1 News (HD, C) episode screens tomorrow) 6.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) 7.00 Country Calendar (G, HD, C, The maker of today’s best 7.30 Religious Programming (G) AD) Local series featuring dish will win $10,000 and an 10.00 Antiques Roadshow (G, R, C) stories of rural Kiwi life. immunity pin. 11.00 NXT (PG, R) 7.30 Sunday (C) Miriama Kamo 8.30 ■ John Wick: Chapter Noon All Blacks v Ireland (G, C) presents current affairs. 2 (2017, 16, HD, C, AD) 8.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Assassin John Wick is Game 3, from Sky Stadium, Spaces (G, HD, C, AD) forced back into his old life Wellington. George meets a man who to fulfil a blood oath to an 2.00 Traffic Cops (PG, R, C) plans to make a barn out Italian crime lord. Keanu 3.00 Truck Night in America of discarded windows and Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, (PG, R, C) old driftwood, and a novice Common, Riccardo 4.00 Sky Grass Roots Rugby (G) builder who is creating a Scamarcio, Ruby Rose. 5.00 Rugby Nation (G) retirement home in a mini- TV Films, page 69 5.30 Prime News van for her and her cat. 10.40 Four Weddings and a 6.00 Best of American Pickers 9.30 This Is Going to Hurt (16, HD, Funeral (M, HD, C) Maya and (PG, R) C, AD) It’s the day of Adam’s Duffy try being more than 7.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) engagement party, but his friends, and Ainsley meets 7.30 Outback Truckers (PG, C) work stress is becoming a new client who could help 8.30 The Cleaning Lady (16, C) overwhelming. s1ep5 save her business. s1ep5 After Arman’s fallout with 10.30 Line of Duty (16, HD, C, AD) 11.35 Death Row Doctors (16, Hayak, Thony must find her Kate is planted undercover HD, C) way home from Mexico with in Lindsay Denton’s missing 12.25am The Disappearance of Luca. persons unit, but Lindsay Phoenix Coldon (PG, HD, 9.30 ■ Yellowstone (16, C) The in turn gathers evidence C) s1ep2 feud between the Becks against AC-12. s2ep2 1.10 In Ice Cold Blood (16, HD, C) and the Duttons comes to a 11.40 ■ Clarice (16, HD, C) Clarice s2ep2 violent conclusion. is imprisoned in an animal 2.00 Demons in the City of 10.30 SmackDown (PG) testing facility where she Angels (16, HD, C) 11.30 Fear the Walking Dead finds trafficked women being 2.45 Girl in the Woods (M, HD, C) (18, C) held captive. s1ep13 s1ep3 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.35am Infomercials (HD) 3.45 2 Tunes 1.35 – 6.00 Infomercials 4.00 Infomercials 4.30 Religious Programming 5.00 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 74 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

SUNDAY JULY 17 WHAKAATA Film: FOOTLOOSE MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 So corny it hurts. And yet, there’s 6.30 Kids’ Programmes something innocent about kids in 8.30 Whānau Bake-Off (G, R) a small town rebelling against the 9.30 Toi Te Ora (G, R) church through the medium of dance 10.00 Life of Kai (G, R) – and maybe this 38-year-old movie 10.30 Moon Tide Fishing (G, R) isn’t so far from the conservatism still 11.00 Te Ao Mārama being shown in the US today. 11.30 Te Ao with Moana (G, R) BRAVO, 7.30pm Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12.30 Tagata Pasifika BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 1.00 Soul Sessions (G, R) 1.30 Waiata Anthems (G, R) 6.00 Top Chef (PG, R) 6.00 Key of David 6.00 Tanked (PG, R) 1.50 ■ The Jungle Bunch (2017, 9.10 Hollywood Medium (PG, R) 6.30 Through the Bible 6.45 Goblin Works Garage 10.50 Botched (PG, R) s3ep12 7.00 Leading the Way G, R) Voice of Kirk Thornton. 11.40 Hoarders (PG, R) 7.30 Animal Cribs (PG, R) (PG, R) 3.30 Lucky Dip (G, R) 12.30 Catfish (PG, R) 8.20 Baked in Vermont (G) 7.35 Alaska: Battle on the Bay 4.00 Waka Huia (G, R) 1.25 Dog Rescuers (PG, R) 8.50 The Best Thing I Ever Ate 4.30 The Hui (R) 2.25 Rich Kids Go Skint (PG, R) (PG, R) 5.00 Indigenous 100 (G, R) 3.30 Million Dollar Listing NY (G, R) 8.25 Treehouse Masters (PG, R) 5.30 Te Ao Toa 9.40 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 9.10 Ed Stafford: First Man Out 6.30 Heritage Rescue (G) Sixteen (PG, R) 10.25 American Pickers (PG, R) 6.30 Tiny House Nation (PG) In 11.10 The Weekend Workshop (G) (PG, R) months before the Ihumātao Noon Winner Cake All (G) 10.00 Unique Rides (PG, R) occupation, Brigid Gallagher Texas, a couple who have 1.00 Best in Food (G) 10.50 Overhaulin’ (PG, R) spent five days at the site, given up their house for a 1.30 Who Wants to Be a 12.30 Wheeler Dealers Marathon mapping an ancient burial qomen’s recovery centre cave and creating exhibits. want to move into the back Millionaire? UK (G, R) (PG, R) 7.30 Ghosts of Our Forest (PG, yard. 2.30 My Lottery Dream Home 5.30 Overhaulin’ (PG) R) Documentary about the 7.30 ■ Footlose (1984, PG, R, 6.30 Savage Builds (PG) removal of the Batwa people C) A city teen moves to a (G, R) 7.30 Goblin Works Garage (PG) by the Government of conservative town. Kevin 3.00 Dr. Jeff (PG) 8.30 Iron Resurrection (PG) Joe’s Uganda in 1992. Bacon, Lori Singer. 4.00 The Globe (G) 8.40 ■ My Life as a Zucchini 9.45 ■ Junior (1994, PG, R, C) A 5.05 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) next job looks more like a (2016, PG) After losing his strait-laced doctor becomes 6.00 American Pickers (PG) truckload of spare parts than mother, a young boy is sent pregnant after his associate 7.00 Billy Buys Brooklyn (PG) a 1970 Chevrolet C10. to a foster home with other talks him into taking an 7.30 The Weakest Link UK (PG) 9.30 Texas Metal (PG) Bill pushes orphans his age. Voices of experimental drug. Arnold 8.30 ■ Stardust (2020, 16) the shop’s creativity with Erick Abbate, Ness Krell, Schwarzenegger, Danny their tallest build ever. Nick Offerman. TV Films, DeVito, Emma Thompson. Johnny Flynn. TV Films, 10.30 Last American Cowboy (M) page 69 12.00am Embarrassing Bodies (M, page 69 The cowboys face disease, 10.00 – 11.00 Tāringa (G, R) R, C) 12.50 – 6.00 Infomercials 10.45 Forged in Fire (PG) hay shortage and financial 11.45 Flea Market Flip (G) hardship. 12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials 11.30 Overhaulin’ (PG, R) 12.15am Programmes continue TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 7.10 Juniper (2021, M) Charlotte 7.00 Batman Forever (1995, PG) 7.00 Best Sellers (2021, M) 7.00 DUKEbox Music Rampling, George Ferrier Val Kilmer, Nicole Kidman Michael Caine, Aubrey Plaza 9.45 Extreme E Highlights From 8.45 Target Number One (2020, 9.05 Batman & Robin (1997, PG) 8.40 Above Suspicion (2019, 16) Sardinia, Italy. 16) Josh Hartnett, Antoine George Clooney Emilia Clarke, Jack Huston 12.30 Superstore (PG, R, HD, C, AD) Olivier Pilon 2.10 Secrets of the London 11.10 The House That Dripped 10.25 How to Deter a Robber 10.50 Infinite (2021, M) Mark Blood (1971, M) Christopher (2020, M) Vanessa Marano Underground (G, R, HD, Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor Lee, Peter Cushing C, AD) 11.50 Foods for Coping (2020, M) 3.00 River Monsters (PG, R, 12.35 The Hitman’s Wife’s 12.50 Robinson Crusoe (1954, G) Joan Liu, Jessie Yu HD, C) Bodyguard (2021, 16) Ryan Dan O’Herlihy 3.55 Xploration: Awesome Planet Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson 12.05 Perfect 10 (2019, M) Frankie (G, R, HD) 2.20 It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Box, William Ash 4.20 Impossible Engineering (G, 2.30 The Suicide Squad (2021, 16) World (1963, G) Spencer R, HD, C) Margot Robbie, Idris Elba Tracey, Milton Berle 1.30 L’Opera Marathon (M) 5.15 The Big Bang Theory (PG, R, s1ep5-8 HD, C) 4.40 No Sudden Move (2021, 16) 4.55 The Princess Bride (1987, 6.00 Mythbusters: There’s Your Don Cheadle, Benicio Del PG) Robin Wright, Cary 4.45 Kubrick by Kubrick (2020, Problem! (G, R, HD) Toro Elwes 16) French documentary. 6.35 Ultimate Rides (G, HD) 7.00 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, C, 6.35 Free Guy (2021, M) A bank 6.35 The Fan (1996, 16) An 6.00 The Traitor (2019, 16) Based AD) s9ep4 teller discovers he’s actually obsessed baseball fan on the life of a Mob informant. 7.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C, a background player in an goes to extreme lengths to Pierfrancesco Favino AD) s11ep9 open-world video game. win the admiration of his 8.30 Along for the Ride with Ryan Reynolds, Taika Waititi sporting hero. Robert De 8.30 Rialto British: The Flood David O’Doherty (M, Niro, Wesley Snipes (2019, M) An immigration HD, C) David and Mel 8.30 Vanquish (2021, M) A retired officer decides the fate of a Giedroyc cycle along the cop forces a former drug 8.30 The Towering Inferno (1974, dangerous asylum seeker. Northumberland coast. courier to do his bidding PG) The opening party for Lena Headey, Iain Glen 9.30 Top Gear America (M, HD) by holding her daughter the world’s tallest building TV Films, page 69 10.10 Taste of Australia with hostage. Ruby Rose, Morgan turns into chaos when a fire Hayden Quinn (G, HD, C) Freeman TV Films, page 69 traps everyone inside. Steve 10.10 Meeting the Beatles in 10.40 Raw Recruits (16, R, HD) McQueen, Paul Newman India (2020, PG) Canadian 11.30 – 1.05am 12 Monkeys (M, HD) 10.10 A Mouthful of Air (2021, M) documentary. Amanda Seyfried 11.10 Sudden Impact (1983, 16) Clint Eastwood, Sondra 11.30 The Jesus Rolls (2019, 16) 12.00am Music (2021, M) 1.45 Locke John Turturro Chaos Walking (2021, M) 3.35 Words on Bathroom Walls (2020, 1.05am Gilda (1946, PG) 2.55 12.55am Heyday: The Mic M) 5.25 Lake Placid: Legacy (2018, Batman Forever (1995, PG) 4.55 Christopher Story (2019, M) 2.40 16) Magnum Force (1973, 16) Perfect 10 (2019, M) 4.05 Kubrick by Kubrick (2020, 16) 5.20 The Traitor (2019, 16) JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 75

SUNDAY JULY 17 SKY CHANNELS Reasonable Doubt (M) 1.05 Chaos in Court (M) 2.00 The 93 Victims of Samuel Little (M) 5.40 Las Vegas Vibe SKY 006 Law (M) 6.35 Death in the Bayou: The Jennings 8 (M) 8.30 A Deadly Dose (M) 9.30 Still a Mystery (M) 6.50 The Sounds (M) s1ep1 7.40 Judge Judy 10.30 A Crime to Remember (M) 11.25 Nightmare Omnibus (PG) 9.25 The Closer Omnibus (M) 1.50 Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes continue Harlots (16) s1ep1 2.40 Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (PG) s1ep4 4.30 My Family Secrets Revealed Sky Arts SKY 020 BBC Earth: LevisonWood: From Russia (PG) s1ep13 5.30 Murder, Mystery and My Family to Iran, 5.50pm (M) s2ep8 6.30 How to Lose Weight Well (PG) 6.00 Artists & Love 6.30 The Strange Sound of s4ep3 7.30 Brené Brown: Atlas of the Heart Happiness 8.00 Anna Bolena (G) Donizetti’s opera SKY SPORT (M) Brené explores some of our more complex, performed by Opéra Royal de Liege. 11.05 ■ The ambiguous and seemingly contradictory emotions, Who: Quadrophenia Live in London (2014, G) 12.45 Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 including bittersweetness, nostalgia, sarcasm and Harmony: The Missing 8th 2.10 ■ The Strange self-righteousness. s1ep4 8.30 Victoria (M) Victoria Sound of Happiness (2017, G) 4.00 ■ Miguelito 6.00 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3 6.30 Australia is thrown into turmoil when she falls pregnant again, (2019, G) 5.35 Bob Dylan: 30th Anniversary Concert v England, game 3 7.00 Argentina v Scotland, and her equilibrium is further tested by Albert’s Celebration 7.05 Other Voices 8.00 Brittany Howard game 3, from Estadio Unico Madre de Ciudades, burgeoning friendship with mathematician Ada Plays Baloise Session 9.00 New Order: Live from Santiago Del Estero, live 9.10 South Africa v Lovelace. s2ep2 9.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple (M) Alexandra Palace 10.35 Rock Legends: Bee Gees Wales, game 3 9.30 Australia v England, game At a party at a Devon estate, a solicitor and the 11.20 Rock Legends: Cher 12.00am Programmes 3 10.00 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3 Noon Tour hostess are both murdered and Miss Marple strives continue de France, stage 14, highlights 12.30 Sal’s NBL to find a clever killer with a devious plan. s3ep3 Women, Upper South v Mid North, from Cowles 11.25 My Family Secrets Revealed (PG) s1ep13 Discovery SKY 070 Stadium, Christchurch, live 2.30 Cadbury Netball 12.15am Programmes continue Series, 3rd v 4th 3.00 Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do It? 2nd 3.30 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay 5.30 BBC UKTV SKY 007 (PG) 6.55 Extreme Ice Machines (PG) 7.45 Deadliest Australia v England, replay 7.30 The Breakdown Catch Special (M) 9.25 Bering Sea Gold (M) 10.20 8.30 Rugby Nation 9.00 All Blacks v Ireland, game 6.00 A Confession Marathon (M) s1ep4-6 8.20 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch (M) 11.15 Gold Rush: 3 9.30 Australia v England, game 3 10.00 World Holby City (M) s21ep12 9.20 EastEnders Marathon White Water (M) 12.10 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) Superbike Championship, round 5, Superpole, from (PG) 11.20 The Jonathan Ross Show (M) s17ep2 1.05 Demolition Down Under (PG) 2.00 Deadliest Donnington Park Circuit, Derby, live 11.15 World 12.10 The Graham Norton Show (16) s29ep1 1.05 8 Catch: Bloodline Marathon (PG) 7.30 Aussie Gold Superbike Championship, round 5, race 2, from Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 1.55 Midsomer Hunters (PG) 8.30 Naked and Afraid: Alone (M) Donnington Park Circuit, Derby, live 2.40am All Murders (M) s17ep2 3.40 Guilt (M) s1ep2 4.45 11.25 Bering Sea Gold (M) 12.15am Programmes Blacks v Ireland, game 3 3.00 The Breakdown 4.00 We Hunt Together (M) s1ep5 5.35 Heartbeat (PG) continue Rugby Nation 4.30 South Africa v Wales, game s18ep3 6.30 Death in Paradise (PG) s9ep5 7.35 3 5.00 World Athletics Championships, day 2, Doc Martin (M) s2ep1 8.30 Who Do You Think National Geographic SKY 072 highlights from Hayward Field, Eugene, Oregon You Are? (PG) Daniel Radcliffe discovers that there was more to the Hatton Garden robbery of 6.30 Inside Incredible Machines (PG) 7.30 Mega Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 his great-grandfather’s jewellery business. 9.35 Factories 8.30 Atlas of Cursed Places (M) 9.30 Grantchester (PG) Will and Geordie are drawn Lost Treasures of Egypt (PG) 10.30 Wicked Tuna 6.00 NRL: The Fan 6.30 Cycling, Tour de France, into the world of local politics when the apparent (PG) 11.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard (PG) stage 14, replay 8.30 Tour de France, stage 14 9.00 suicide of a councillor prompts an election. s6ep3 12.30 Alaska: The Next Generation (PG) 1.30 Inside South Africa v Wales, game 3, replay from DHL 10.25 Grantchester (PG) When a group of airmen Incredible Machines (PG) 2.30 Lost Treasures of Stadium, Cape Town 11.00 Australia v England, are arrested for trespassing one of them collapses Rome (PG) 4.30 Undercover History (PG) 5.30 game 3, highlights 11.30 South Africa v Wales, game and dies in plain sight and in police custody. s6ep4 Food Factory (PG) 6.30 The Croc That Ate Jaws: 3, highlights Noon All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, 11.15 Casualty (PG) s36ep42 12.00am Programmes The Update (PG) 7.30 Something Bit Me! (PG) replay from Sky Stadium, Wellington 2.00 Cycling, continue 8.30 Explorer (M) Inigo Gilmore investigates the Tour de France, stage 14, replay 4.00 ATP 250, illicit trafficking of ancient Syrian antiquities, which Swedish Open, semi-final 1 5.30 Cycling, Tour de SoHo SKY 010 is one of the main sources to fund Isis. 9.30 Drain France, stage 14 6.00 ATP 250, Swedish Open, the Oceans Best ofs (PG) 10.30 Alaska: The Next semi-final 2 7.30 Tour de France, stage 14, replay 6.30 The First Lady Marathon (16) s1ep2-10 2.55 Generation (PG) 11.30 Aussie Snake Wranglers (PG) 9.30 Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 4th 10.00 Westworld (18) s4ep3 3.55 The Drowning (M) s1ep4 12.30am Programmes continue Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd 10.25 Tour de 4.40 Devs (16) s1ep7 5.30 Irma Vep (16) s1ep1 6.30 France, stage 14 10.55 Tour de France, stage 15, Baptiste (16) s2ep1 7.30 The Lazarus Project (16) History SKY 073 Rodez to Carcassonne, live 4.30am Farah Palmer George decides that if his new colleagues won’t Cup: Wellington v Canterbury 5.00 Auckland v help him, he may have to appeal to Lazarus’ sworn 6.30 Pan Am: Crossing the Pacific (PG) 7.30 Counties Manukau 5.30 Waikato v Manawatu enemies. s1ep3 8.30 Devils (16) An accident outside Pioneers of Television: Dick Van Dyke (PG) 8.30 a private Mayfair bank creates an opportunity to Time Team 9.30 Custer: The Final Mystery (M) 10.30 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 discover the creator of Bitcoin. s2ep5 9.30 The Secret Bunkers (PG) 11.30 Pan Am: Crossing the Midwich Cuckoos (16) As Midwich recovers from Pacific (PG) 12.30 Pioneers of Television: Dick Van 9.30 West Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd ODI 10.00 Sal’s the devastating effects of the blackout, a horrifying Dyke (PG) 1.30 Titans of the 20th Century (M) 2.30 NBL, Franklin Bulls v Hawke’s Bay Hawks, replay discovery is made. s1ep2 10.30 Real Time with Bill Grant (16) 4.30 Underground Worlds (PG) 5.30 Noon West Indies v Bangladesh: 1st ODI; 1.00 2nd Maher (M) s20ep19 11.30 I Love That for You (M) Combat Ships (PG) 6.30 Abandoned Engineering ODI; 2.00 3rd ODI 3.00 Sal’s NBL, Canterbury Rams s1ep5 12.00am Programmes continue (PG) 7.30 The Titans That Built America (M) 9.30 v Taranaki Airs, from Cowles Stadium, Christchurch, Magellan’s Voyage: The Spice Islands (PG) 10.30 live 5.00 Sal’s NBL, Otago Nuggets v Manawatu Living SKY 017 The Night of the Long Knives (PG) Hitler begins the Jets, from Edgar Centre, Dunedin, live 7.00 West night by ordering the execution of his friend Ernst Indies v Bangladesh: 1st ODI; 8.00 2nd ODI; 9.00 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 Love Your Garden Rohm and all of his troops. 11.30 Black Ops (M) 3rd ODI 10.00 South Africa v Wales, game 3 10.30 (PG) 8.00 Garden Rescue (PG) 8.50 Gardening 12.30am Programmes continue The Breakdown 11.30 Rugby Nation 12.00am Australia (PG) 9.50 Inside the Factory (PG) 10.50 Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd 12.30 West Salvage Hunters: The Restorers (PG) 11.40 Rick BBC Earth SKY 074 Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI 1.30 World Athletics Stein’s Cornwall (PG) 12.40 Rachael Ray’s Week Championsips, day 2, highlights 2.30 West Indies v in a Day (PG) 1.35 The Pioneer Woman (PG) 2.00 6.00 Life Below Zero (M) 6.50 Operation Snow Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, replay Escape to the Country (PG) 2.55 A Place in the Tiger (PG) 7.45 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love (M) Sun (PG) 3.50 Love It or List It Australia (PG) 5.40 8.45 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor (PG) 9.45 Operation Selling Houses Australia 7.30 Escape to the Chateau Arctic with Simon Reeve Marathon (PG) 12.35 The (PG) 8.30 Salvage Hunters: The Restorers (PG) 9.30 Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) 2.15 24 Hours Paramedics on Scene (PG) 10.30 Escape to the in A&E (M) 3.55 The Planets (PG) 4.50 Blue Planet Country (PG) 11.20 A Place in the Sun (PG) 12.10am (PG) 5.50 Levison Wood: From Russia to Iran (PG) Programmes continue 6.45 Life Below Zero (M) 7.40 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) 8.30 Wild Kingdom (PG) Investigation Discovery SKY 018 Summer is a boom time for animals in Britain. 9.35 The Planets (PG) Brian Cox explores a planet that 6.05 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M) 7.45 Citizen dwarfs all the others, Jupiter. 10.40 Trust Me, I’m a P.I. (M) 8.35 American Detective with Lt. Joe Kenda Doctor (PG) Michael Mosley tests which is the best (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 10.20 Twisted way to beat stress: mindfulness, yoga or gardening. Sisters (M) 11.15 A Crime to Remember (M) 12.10 11.40 Operation Arctic with Simon Reeve Marathon (PG) 2.30am Programmes continue 76 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

MONDAY JULY 18 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Breakfast (HD, C) Jenny-May 6.00 Les Mills Born to Move (G, R, 6.00 AM With Ryan Bridge and Drama: MYSTIC Clarkson, Indira Stewart and HD, C) Melissa Chan-Green. the Breakfast team present There’s an impressive array news, sport, information and 6.25 Kiri and Lou (G, HD, C, AD) 9.00 Infomercials of Kiwi talent in front of and weather. 6.30 Toi Time (G, HD, C, AD) 10.30 Gold Rush (PG, R, C) s7ep5 behind the camera in this 7.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 11.30 Newshub Live production based on Stacy 9.00 Lingo (G, HD, C) Adil Ray Noon Ready to Love (PG, C) Gregg’s Pony Club Secrets hosts a UK quiz show. HD, C) 1.00 ■ A Priceless Love (2022, series. The TVNZ, CBBC and 7.20 The Adventures of Rocky Seven Network co-pro has 10.00 Tipping Point (G, R, HD, C) PG, C) Erin Agostino, Luke been filming in Auckland Ben Shephard hosts a UK and Bullwinkle (G, R, HD, C) Humphrey, John Beale. since 2020 and returns for a quiz show. 7.45 Beyblade Burst Surge (G, R, 3.00 What Could Possibly Go third season today as part of Wrong? (PG, C) TVNZ 2’s after-school pro- 11.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) HD, C) 4.00 Room Crashers (G, C) s3ep10 gramming slot The Feed. The Bradley Walsh hosts a UK 8.10 Ricky Zoom (G, R, HD, C) 4.30 Newshub Live series has an environmental quiz show. 8.20 Toi Time (G, R, HD, C, AD) 5.00 Gold Rush (PG, C) s7ep6 message, as the kids in the 8.50 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, 6.00 Newshub Live Kauri Point community fight Noon 1 News (HD, C) 7.00 The Project With Kanoa an industrial development, 12.30 Emmerdale (PG, C, AD) HD, C) Lloyd, Jesse Mulligan and but the show focuses on 9.00 Infomercials Jeremy Corbett. British transplant Issie (Macey Cain is privately reeling, and 9.30 Les Mills BodyBalance (G, R, 7.30 ■ The Block NZ: Chipping) and her spooky Leyla fuels Liam’s growing Redemption (PG, C, another supernatural visions. In season concerns. HD, C) episode screens tomorrow) three, she is happily settled, 1.30 Country Calendar (G, R, HD, 10.00 Home and Away (PG, R, Mark Richardson hosts a but her sixth sense tells her C, AD) Local series featuring renovation competition trouble is coming. stories of rural Kiwi life. HD, C) series. Tonight, four fan TVNZ 2, 3.50pm 2.00 Ready Steady Cook (G, HD, 10.30 Shortland Street (PG, R, HD, favourite teams return to C) UK series in which chefs compete. s10ep1 Comedy: GHOSTS race the clock to create C, AD) 8.30 9-1-1 (M, C) US drama series appetising recipes from 11.00 Charmed (PG, HD, C) about first responders in Los The jokes keep coming in mystery ingredients. Noon ■ Love Amongst the Stars Angeles. Tonight, Chimney is this US adaptation of a British 3.00 Tipping Point (G, HD, C) Ben determined to find a missing comedy series; fortunately, Shephard hosts a UK quiz (2022, PG, HD, C) Sara Maddie among the chaos of our own fast-talking Holly- show. Canning, Patch May. St Patrick’s Day. s5ep12 wood export Rose McIver is 4.00 Te Karere A Māori 1.45 The Drew Barrymore Show 9.30 9-1-1: Lone Star (M, C) up to the task. US network perspective on the day’s (PG, HD, C) Tommy and Gillian face TV has struggled against the news and current affairs. 2.40 Superstore (PG, HD, C, AD) consequences when Gillian streaming giants, but Ghosts 4.30 Neighbours (PG, HD, C) 3.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch saves the life of a woman has been a hit, and CBS has Estelle is still in town, and (G, HD, C) wearing a do not resuscitate renewed it for a second after Glen is confronted by 3.30 The Feed (PG, HD, C) bracelet. s3ep12 season. her dire circumstances, he Including Mystic at 3.50pm. 10.30 Newshub Late TVNZ 2, 6.00pm puts her up at the vineyard. 5.00 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, 11.00 Head High (M, R, C) Local 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) C, AD) s29ep17 drama series. s1ep3 Bradley Walsh hosts a UK 5.30 Friends (G, R, HD, C) s8ep22 12.00am Infomercials quiz show. 6.00 ■ Ghosts (PG, HD, C, AD) US 5.30 – 6.00 AM Early With 6.00 1 News (HD, C) comedy series. Tonight, New Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 7.00 Seven Sharp (HD, C) Hilary Yorkers Samantha and Jay Barry and Jeremy Wells inherit an old mansion, but PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 present current affairs and after an accident, Sam sees entertainment. its deceased residents. s1ep1 6.00 Infomercials 7.30 Fair Go (C) Pippa Wetzell 6.30 Home and Away (PG, C) 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) and Hadyn Jones present Felicity’s friends arrive in 9.00 Jeopardy (G, R) consumer affairs and Summer Bay. 9.30 American Pickers (PG, R) investigations. 7.00 Shortland Street (PG, HD, 10.25 The Great British Bake Off 8.00 ■ Shop Well for the Planet C, AD) Madonna sticks her (PG, HD, C, AD) UK series in neck out, Viv takes stock, (PG, R, C) which the Shop Well for Less and Harper is buoyed by an 12.30 Yorkshire Airport (PG, R, C) and Eat Well for Less teams unexpected connection. 1.00 Tough as Nails (PG, R, C) join forces. Tonight, the team 7.30 MasterChef Australia: Fans 2.00 The Late Show with Stephen help a family go green and & Favourites (PG, HD, C, save some cash, eco toilet another episode screens Colbert (PG, R) roll and natural deodorant tomorrow) Today’s mystery 3.00 Wheel of Fortune (G) are put through their paces, box has been set by Maggie 3.30 Jeopardy (G) and how will the family get Beer and the four least 4.00 Modern Dinosaurs (G, R, C) on with a new electric car? impressive dishes will result 5.00 Tagata Pasifika (G) 9.15 ■ Billy Connolly’s Great in a pressure test. 5.30 Prime News American Trail (PG, R, HD, C, 8.30 Extreme Weddings (PG, C) 6.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) AD) Billy Connolly ventures Tonight, a wedding on the 7.00 Pawn Stars (PG, R) off the beaten track, ocean floor with 30 sharks 7.30 American Pickers (PG) In following the migratory as guests and a terrified trail of the Scots through groom. s1ep5 Texas, Retro Rick opens his America. Tonight, Billy’s 9.30 Naked Attraction (18, HD, C) doors. journey begins in New York. 10.25 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.30 The Crowd Goes Wild Live 10.15 1 News (HD, C) HD, C) s7ep13 9.30 ■ The Enforcer (1976, 16, R, 10.45 Shortland Street (PG, R, 11.25 2 Broke Girls (M, R, HD, C) C) While hunting a terrorist C, AD) s1ep18 group, Harry Callahan 11.15 Under Investigation (M, HD, 12.20am Batwoman (M, HD, C, AD) is forced to work with a C, AD) 1.05 Emmerdale (PG, R, C, AD) rookie female partner. Clint 12.15am Q+A with Jack Tame (R, 1.50 Infomercials Eastwood, Tyne Daly. HD, C) 2.50 MasterChef Australia (G, R, 11.35 The Late Show with Stephen 1.15 Te Karere (R) HD, C) Colbert (PG) 1.40 Infomercials 3.40 Heroes (M, R, HD, C) 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Te Karere (R) 4.25 2 Tunes 4.35 Neighbours (PG, R, HD, C) 5.00 Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Religious Programming ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 77

MONDAY JULY 18 WHAKAATA Film: WESTWOOD: PUNK, ICON, MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 ACTIVIST 6.30 Kids’ Programmes True to form, fashion designer Vivienne 8.30 Oranga Ngākau (G) Westwood tells director Lorna Tucker, “I 9.00 Easy Eats (G, R) think what you’ll have to let me do, is just 9.30 Whānau Living (G, R) let me talk, just get it over with.” How- 10.00 Hāngi Pit Masters (G, R) ever, the punk queen’s 50-year career of 10.30 Toi Te Ora (G, R) outrageous creations is worth savouring. 11.00 Ghosts of Our Forest (PG, R) WHAKAATA MĀORI, 8.30pm Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 12.30 Celebrity Playlist (G, R) BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 1.05 Heritage Rescue (G, R) 2.00 Tōku Reo (G, R) 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Dr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet 6.00 Goblin Works Garage 2.35 Ako (G, R) 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R) (PG, R) (PG, R) 3.05 Kids’ Programmes 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R) 5.15 Rediscovering Aotearoa 11.50 Million Dollar Listing NY 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.55 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 7.30 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 7.40 Tanked (PG, R) (PG, R) (PG, R) 8.00 The Globe (G, R) 8.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) 5.30 Kids’ Programmes 1.00 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 9.20 Kindig Customs (PG, R) 6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 1.50 50 Ways to Kill Your 10.00 American Pickers (PG, R) 10.10 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 11.00 Salvage Dawgs (G) Rangitāne (G, R) Rangitāne, Mammy (PG, R) 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G, R) (PG, R) from Fielding. 2.50 Hoarders (PG, R) Noon Location Location (G) 11.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 6.30 Te Ao Mārama 3.40 Top Chef (PG) 1.00 Daryl’s Restoration Overhall 11.50 Unexplained and 7.00 Marae Current affairs. 4.35 Shark Tank (PG, R) 7.30 Chatham Islanders (G, R) 5.30 Million Dollar Listing NY (G) Unexplored (PG, R) The repercussions of a 1.30 Billy Buys Brooklyn (PG, R) 2.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) beautiful yet devastatingly (PG, R) 2.00 The Weakest Link UK 3.40 Goblin Works Garage sad history are still felt today. 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG) 8.00 Te Ao with Moana (G) 7.30 Snapped (M) (PG, R) (PG, R) Moana Maniapoto presents 8.30 New York Homicide (16) In 3.00 My Cat from Hell (PG) 4.40 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) current affairs. 4.00 Giada Entertains (G) 5.35 Tanked (PG) 8.30 ■ Westwood: Punk, Icon, Manhattan, a 26-year-old 4.30 Gino’s Italian Express (G) 6.35 Wheeler Dealers (PG) Activist (2018, M, R) UK went to a party with people 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 7.30 Ed Stafford: First Man Out documentary about fashion he just met and was never 6.00 American Pickers (PG) designer and provocateur, heard from again. 7.00 Bang on Budget (PG) (PG) Ed races through the Vivienne Westwood. 9.30 Exhumed: Killer Revealed 8.00 Newshub Live Thai jungle against survival 10.00 K’Rd Chronicles (PG, R) (16) A Missouri mother left 8.30 Dream Builds on Wheels (G) legend EJ Snyder. 10.10 Te Ngākau Tapatahi (G, R) home one night and never 9.30 Al Murray’s Great British 8.30 Man vs Wild (PG) Bear takes Dame Naida Glavish and returned. on Southern China in the Dame Iritana Tāwhiwhirangi. 10.30 Killer Couples (M, R) Pub Quiz (PG) aftermath of a typhoon. 10.40 – 11.10 Te Ao Mārama (R) 11.30 The Real Murders of Orange 10.30 Bang on Budget (PG, R) 9.30 Naked and Afraid (M) County (M, R) 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG) 12.20am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 11.30 Tanked (PG, R) 12.15am Programmes continue TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 7.00 Free Guy (2021, M) Ryan 7.00 Comanche Station (1960, M) 7.45 The Flood (2019, M) Lena Noon DUKEbox Music Reynolds, Taika Waititi Randolph Scott Headey, Iain Glen 1.30 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.55 Queenpins (2021, M) Kristen 8.15 Pancho Villa (1972, PG) Telly 9.25 Meeting the Beatles in HD, C) Bell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste Savalas, Clint Walker India (2020, PG) Canadian 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, documentary. 10.45 The Call (2020, 16) Lin 9.45 A Night in Casablanca (1946, R, HD, C) Shaye, Tobin Bell G) Groucho Marx 10.45 Working Class (2020, PG) 2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, Kathleen Burns 12.20 Charm City Kings (2020, 16) 11.10 Major Dundee (1965, PG) R, HD) Jahi Di’Allo Winston Charlton Heston 11.00 The Jesus Rolls (2019, 16) 2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, R, HD) John Turturro 3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, 2.25 Rams (2020, PG) Sam Neill, 1.10 Rock’n’Roll High School Michael Caton (1979, M) PJ Soles, Vincent 12.25 That Click (2019, M) US R, HD) Van Patten documentary. 4.05 The Chase Australia (G, R, C) 4.25 Judas & the Black Messiah 4.55 ABC World News (PG) (2021, 16) Daniel Kaluuya, 2.40 The Pink Panther (1963, PG) 2.00 Only You (2018, 16) Josh 5.20 Abandoned Engineering LaKeith Stanfield Peter Sellers, David Niven O’Connor (PG, HD) 6.30 Crisis (2020, 16) The lives 4.35 Alvarez Kelly (1966, PG) 3.55 Are You Proud? (2019, 16) 6.10 30 Rock (PG, R, HD, C) of an undercover cop, a William Holden UK documentary. 6.40 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, professor, and a grieving mother collide against the 6.25 The Bodyguard (1992, M) 5.35 Shiva Baby (2020, M) Rachel HD, C) backdrop of the opioid After a pop singer receives Sennott 7.05 Everybody Hates Chris (G, epidemic. Gary Oldman, threatening notes, a former Armie Hammer secret service agent 6.55 The United Way (2021, PG) HD, C) becomes her bodyguard. UK documentary. 7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C, 8.30 The Fallout (2021, 16) A Kevin Costner, Whitney teenager struggles in the Houston 8.30 Rialto World: Golden Voices AD) s11ep11 aftermath of a school (2019, M) A Russian-Jewish 8.30 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, C, shooting. Jenna Ortega, 8.30 Gandhi (1982, PG) Based couple immigrate to Israel Maddie Ziegler on the life of Indian leader and reinvent themselves to AD) s15ep17 Mahatma Gandhi. Ben find employment. Mariya 9.00 The Office (M, HD, C, AD) 10.10 Spiral: From the Book of Kingsley, Om Puri Belkina, Vladimir Friedman Saw (2021, 18) Chris Rock, TV Films, page 69 s2ep1 Samuel L Jackson 11.35 American Werewolf in 9.35 The Orville (M) London, An (1981, 16) David 10.00 Possessions (M) u s1ep5 10.55 Battlestar Galactica (M, 11.45 All That We Destroy (2018, Naughton, Griffin Dunne 10.50 Journeyman (2017, M) Paddy 16) Samantha Mathis HD, C) 1.10am Robinson Crusoe (1954, Considine, Jodie Whittaker 11.45 Robot Chicken (M, HD) 1.10am The Glorias (2020, M) 3.35 G) 2.40 Dirty Harry (1971, 16) 4.20 12.20am The Fantasy Makers (2017, 12.10am Aqua Teen Hunger Force The Little Things (2021, M) 5.40 A The Big Gundown (1967, M) 5.50 PG) 1.45 Only You (2018, 16) 3.40 (M, HD) 12.35 Bird Girl (M, HD) 1.00 Perfect Match (2021, PG) Waterloo (1970, G) That Click (2019, M) 5.15 Shiva Baby – 1.20 ABC World News (PG) (2020, M) 78 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

MONDAY JULY 18 SKY CHANNELS 5.40 Death in the Bayou: The Jennings 8 (M) 7.30 Evil Lives Here (M) 8.30 American Monster (M) 9.30 Vibe SKY 006 Evil Lives Here (M) 10.30 A Crime to Remember (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am 6.00 Parenthood (M) s3ep16 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) Programmes continue 7.15 The Closer (M) s3ep6 8.05 Medium (M) s7ep10 8.50 Judging Amy (M) s6ep16 9.40 Major Crimes Sky Arts SKY 020 SoHo: Made for Love, 8.05pm (M) s6ep7 10.30 Judge Judy (PG) 11.20 Agatha Christie’s Marple (M) s3ep3 1.05 My Family Secrets 6.35 Rock Legends: Bee Gees 7.20 Rock Legends: SKY SPORT Revealed (PG) s1ep13 2.00 The Closer (M) s3ep6 Cher 8.00 ■ Miguelito (2019, G) 9.35 Bob Dylan: 2.50 Medium (M) s7ep10 3.40 Judging Amy (M) 30th Anniversary Concert Celebration 11.05 Other Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 s6ep16 4.30 Judge Judy (PG) 5.30 Parenthood Voices Noon Brittany Howard Plays Baloise Session (M) s3ep16 6.30 Major Crimes (M) s6ep7 7.30 The 1.00 New Order: Live from Alexandra Palace 2.35 6.00 Sal’s NBL, Canterbury Rams v Taranaki Supervet (PG) Noel treats a 10-year-old beagle who Rock Legends: Bee Gees 3.20 Rock Legends: Cher Airs, replay 8.00 Farah Palmer Cup, Wellington may have spinal problems. s6ep9 8.30 Ambulance 4.00 Didier Lockwood and Friends 5.15 Agatha v Canterbury, replay 10.00 Farah Palmer Cup, (16) s6ep5 9.30 Inside the Operating Theatre (M) Christie: Hundred Years of Suspense 6.05 The Auckland v Counties Manukau, replay Noon Farah Behind the scenes at the day surgery unit at Queen Caravaggio Affair 7.00 The Great Pottery Throw Palmer Cup, Waikato v Manawatu, replay 2.00 Elizabeth Hospital. s1ep10 10.30 Judging Amy (M) Down 8.00 Off Camera 9.00 And We Danced South Africa v Wales, game 3, replay from DHL s6ep16 11.20 Judge Judy (PG) 11.50 The Supervet 10.00 Welcome to Ouzville 11.00 Put Some Colour Stadium, Cape Town 4.00 The Breakdown 5.00 (PG) s6ep9 12.50am Programmes continue in Your Life 12.00am Programmes continue All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay from Sky Stadium, Wellington 7.00 Cycling, Tour de France, BBC UKTV SKY 007 Discovery SKY 070 stage 15, highlights 7.30 Australia v England, game 3, highlights 8.00 South Africa v Wales, game 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.35 QI (M) 7.10 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do 3, highlights 8.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9.30 Richard Osman’s House of Games Night (PG) s1ep1 It? (PG) 6.55 How the Universe Works (PG) 7.45 Argentina v Scotland, game 3, replay from Estadio 7.45 The Bill (M) 8.35 A Touch of Frost (M) s3ep3 Homestead Rescue (PG) 8.35 Gold Rush: White Unico Madre de Ciudades, Santiago Del Estero 10.25 Father Brown (PG) s8ep6 11.15 Doc Martin Water (M) 9.25 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 10.20 11.30 Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 4th, replay from (PG) s7ep7 12.05 Midsomer Murders (M) s17ep4 Undercover Billionaire (PG) 11.15 Demolition Down Pulman Arena, Auckland 1.30am Cadbury Netball 1.40 The Bill (M) 2.30 New Tricks (M) s1ep5 3.30 Under (PG) 12.10 How Do They Do It? (PG) 12.35 Series, 1st v 2nd, replay 3.30 Farah Palmer Cup, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The How It’s Made (PG) 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum Auckland v Counties Manukau, replay 5.30 Farah Jonathan Ross Show (M) s15ep5 5.15 Who Do You (PG) 2.00 Naked and Afraid (M) 2.55 Alaskan Bush Palmer Cup, Waikato v Manawatu, replay Think You Are? (PG) 6.20 QI (PG) 6.55 EastEnders People (M) 3.50 Gold Rush: White Water (PG) (PG) 7.25 QI (PG) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 4.45 Homestead Rescue (PG) 5.40 Outback Opal Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 8.35 We Hunt Together (16) It looks like the end Hunters (PG) 6.35 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 7.30 of the road for Freddy and Baba. s1ep6 9.30 Guilt Demolition Down Under (PG) 8.30 Extreme Ice 6.00 NRL, Melbourne Storm v Canberra Raiders, (M) Angie and Jake’s burgeoning but complex Machines (PG) 9.30 Impossible Builds (PG) 10.30 highlights 6.30 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 15, relationship has hit a problem. s1ep3 10.35 Professor Expedition Unknown (PG) 11.25 Naked and Afraid Rodez to Carcassonne, replay 8.30 Cycling, Tour de T (M) s1ep5 11.30 Midsomer Murders (M) s17ep4 (M) 12.15am Programmes continue France, stage 15, highlights 9.00 ATP 250, Swedish 1.05am Programmes continue Open, final, replay 11.00 NRL, Wests Tigers v National Geographic SKY 072 Penrith Panthers, highlights 11.30 Farah Palmer Cup, SoHo SKY 010 Wellington v Canterbury, highlights Noon Rugby 6.00 Aussie Snake Wranglers (PG) 6.30 League, NSW Cup, Western Suburbs Magpies v 6.20 Baptiste (16) s2ep1 7.20 The Lazarus Project Mega Factories 7.30 When Sharks Attack (M) Penrith Panthers, replay from CommBank Stadium, (16) s1ep3 8.20 Devils (16) s2ep5 9.15 The Midwich 8.30 Shark Attack Files (M) 9.30 Air Crash Sydney 2.00 Rugby Nation 2.30 ATP 250, Swedish Cuckoos (16) s1ep2 10.15 Real Time with Bill Maher Investigation (M) 11.30 Food Factory (PG) 12.30 Open, final, replay from Båstad Tennis Stadium, (M) s20ep19 11.15 I Love That for You (M) s1ep5 Air Crash Investigation (M) 1.30 Hubble’s Cosmic Båstad, Sweden 4.30 Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 11.50 The Baby (16) s1ep7 12.20 Baptiste (16) s2ep1 Journey (PG) 2.30 Colossal Machines (PG) 3.30 4th, replay 6.30 Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd, 1.20 The Midwich Cuckoos (16) s1ep2 2.20 The Superstructures: Engineering Marvels (PG) 4.30 replay from Pulman Arena, Auckland 8.30 Australia Lazarus Project (16) s1ep3 3.35 Mr Inbetween (16) WW2 Hell Under the Sea (M) 6.30 Mega Factories v England, highlights from Sydney Cricket Ground s2ep3 4.00 The Affair (16) s5ep11 5.30 Succession 7.30 Alaska: The Next Generation (PG) 8.30 9.00 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, day 1, (16) s2ep4 6.30 A Teacher (18) s1ep10 6.55 Black Something Bit Me! (PG) 9.30 Primal Survivor: from Am Rothenbaum, Hamburg, live Monday (16) s2ep1 7.30 Last Week Tonight with Escape the Amazon (PG) 10.30 Drain the Oceans: John Oliver (M) s9ep16 8.05 Made for Love (16) WWII (PG) 11.30 Inside Incredible Machines (PG) Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 s2ep4 8.35 Westworld (18) s4ep4 9.35 Why Didn’t 12.30am Programmes continue They Ask Evans? (M) Frankie plans to infiltrate the 6.00 Cricket, West Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, house of their prime suspect. s1ep2 10.35 Mayans History SKY 073 replay 10.00 Sal’s NBL, Otago Nuggets v Manawatu M.C. (16) s4ep10 11.50 The Outsider (16) s1ep7 Jets, replay Noon Sal’s NBL Women, Upper 12.40am Programmes continue 6.30 Magellan’s Voyage: the Spice Islands (PG) South v Mid North, replay from Cowles Stadium, 7.30 The Night of the Long Knives (PG) 8.30 Time Christchurch 2.00 West Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd Living SKY 017 Team 9.30 The Titans That Built America (M) 11.30 ODI, highlights from Providence Stadium, Guyana Magellan’s Voyage: the Spice Islands (PG) 12.30 3.00 West Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, replay 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 The Pioneer The Night of the Long Knives (PG) 1.30 Dogfights from Providence Stadium, Guyana 10.30 Sal’s Woman (PG) 7.35 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 8.05 (PG) 2.30 How the Nazis Lost the War (PG) 3.30 NBL, Canterbury Rams v Taranaki Airs, replay from House Hunters (PG) 9.00 Long Lost Family: What Gladiators of WWII (PG) 4.30 WWII: The Price of Cowles Stadium, Christchurch 12.30am Sal’s NBL, Happened Next UK (PG) 10.00 Every Family Has a Empire (M) 5.30 Families That Changed the World Otago Nuggets v Manawatu Jets, replay from Edgar Secret (PG) 11.00 Escape to the Country (PG) 11.55 (PG) 6.30 Time Team 7.30 American Oz (PG) Centre, Dunedin 2.30 West Indies v Bangladesh, 1st Love It or List It UK (PG) 12.50 Location Location Documentary about author L Frank Baum and the ODI, highlights 3.30 West Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd Location Australia 1.50 Salvage Hunters (PG) 2.45 creation of his classic novel The Wonderful Wizard ODI, highlights 4.30 West Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd House Hunters (PG) 3.45 The Pioneer Woman (PG) of Oz. 10.00 I Was There (M) 10.30 Walt Disney ODI, highlights 5.30 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 4.15 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 4.45 Every Family 11.30 Legendary Megastructures (PG) 12.30am 14, Saint-Étienne to Mende, highlights Has a Secret (PG) 5.40 Location Location Location Programmes continue 6.35 Love It or List It UK 7.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 8.30 Selling Houses Australia (PG) 9.30 The BBC Earth SKY 074 Great Hotel Escape (PG) 10.30 Grand Designs New Zealand (PG) 11.25 House Hunters (PG) 12.15am 6.00 Chris Packham’s Animal Einsteins (PG) 7.00 Programmes continue Life Below Zero (M) 7.50 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 8.40 Great Barrier Reef (PG) 9.35 The Great Investigation Discovery SKY 018 Intelligence Test (PG) 10.35 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) 11.25 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 12.15 6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 American Africa (PG) 1.05 Great Barrier Reef (PG) 2.00 Chris Monster (M) 7.45 American Detective with Lt. Packham’s Animal Einsteins (PG) 3.00 Serengeti Joe Kenda (M) 8.35 Reasonable Doubt (M) 9.25 (PG) 4.05 The Great Intelligence Test (PG) 5.05 Nightmare Next Door (M) 10.20 Twisted Sisters (M) Life Below Zero (M) 5.55 Where the Wild Men Are 11.15 A Crime to Remember (M) 12.10 Your Worst (PG) 6.50 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies Nightmare (M) 1.05 Dates from Hell (M) 2.00 I (PG) 7.40 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 8.30 Life Below (Almost) Got Away with It (M) 2.55 Betrayed (M) Zero (M) 9.25 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 10.20 3.50 Evil Kin (M) 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare (M) Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild (PG) 11.20 Serengeti (PG) 12.25am Programmes continue JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 79

TUESDAY JULY 19 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 Film: THE MISEDUCATION 6.00 Breakfast (HD, C) Jenny- 6.00 Les Mills Born to Move (G, R, 6.00 AM With Ryan Bridge and OF CAMERON POST May Clarkson and Indira HD, C) Melissa Chan-Green. Stewart present news, sport, Desiree Akhavan, who won information and weather. 6.25 Kiri and Lou (G, HD, C, AD) 9.00 Infomercials accolades for her debut 6.30 Toi Time (G, HD, C, AD) 10.30 Gold Rush (PG, R, C) s7ep6 Appropriate Behavior, deftly 9.00 Lingo (G, HD, C) Adil Ray 7.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 11.30 Newshub Live handles this adaptation of hosts a UK quiz show. Noon Ready to Love (PG, C) Emily M Danforth’s novel HD, C) 1.00 ■ Love for Starters (2022, about a teenager sent to 10.00 Tipping Point (G, R, HD, C) 7.25 The Adventures of Rocky a gay conversion therapy Ben Shephard hosts a UK PG, C) Stephanie Bennett, camp in 1993. Chloë Grace quiz show. and Bullwinkle (G, R, HD, C) Jonathan Cherry. Moretz is the Cameron of 7.50 Beyblade Burst Surge (G, R, 3.00 ■ Dude, You’re Screwed the title, and although she is 11.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) (PG, C) s1ep1 initially strong, the relentless Bradley Walsh hosts a UK HD, C) 4.00 Room Crashers (G, C) s3ep11 passive-aggressive badger- quiz show. 8.10 Ricky Zoom (G, R, HD, C) 4.30 Newshub Live ing, Christian karaoke and 8.25 Toi Time (G, R, HD, C, AD) 5.00 Gold Rush (PG, C) s7ep7 “Blessercize” workout videos Noon 1 News (HD, C) 8.50 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, 6.00 Newshub Live (it was a thing) begin to wear 12.30 Emmerdale (PG, C, AD) Liv 7.00 The Project With Kanoa her down, not to mention HD, C) Lloyd, Jesse Mulligan and the manipulative Dr Marsh, is stunned when her mum 9.05 Infomercials Jeremy Corbett. played by Jennifer Ehle. turns up, and Chas receives a 9.35 Les Mills BodyCombat (G, R, 7.30 The Block NZ: Redemption Cameron does find friend- message from Al. (PG, C, another episode ship, praise the Lord, with two 1.00 Hollyoaks (PG, HD, C, AD) HD, C) screens tomorrow) Four fan other misfits. Zoe has a decision to make 10.00 Home and Away (PG, R, C) favourite teams return to AMAZON PRIME VIDEO after Saul catches on to her 10.30 Shortland Street (PG, R, HD, compete. s10ep2 romance with colleague 8.30 NCIS (M, C) As NCIS Documentary: Sam, and Leela is brought in C, AD) investigate the cause of AFTERSHOCK for questioning over Maya’s 11.05 Charmed (PG, HD, C) death of a reservist Navy death. Noon ■ The Beauty of Love Seal surgeon, they’re forced Another week, another tale 1.30 Fair Go (R, C) With Pippa to bring along Vance’s of inequality in the Greatest Wetzell and Hadyn Jones. (2021, PG, HD, C) Katerina daughter to help. s19ep14 Nation on Earth. This doco 2.00 Ready Steady Cook (G, HD, Eichenberger. 9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles (M, C) explores the alarmingly C) UK series in which chefs 1.45 The Drew Barrymore Show NCIS investigate the death disproportionate number of race the clock to create (PG, HD, C) of a Navy photographer who Black women who die in the appetising recipes from 2.40 Superstore (PG, HD, C, AD) was assigned to document US due to childbirth complica- mystery ingredients. 3.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch the building of a new tions. The families of two such 3.00 Tipping Point (G, C) Ben (G, HD, C) weapons station. s13ep15 mothers-to-be are now trying Shephard hosts a UK quiz 3.30 The Feed (PG, HD, C) 10.30 Newshub Late to raise awareness. show. Including Mystic at 3.50pm. 11.00 The Hui (C) With DISNEY+ 4.00 Te Karere A Māori 5.00 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, Mihingarangi Forbes. perspective on the day’s C, AD) s29ep18 11.30 Newshub Nation (C) With news and current affairs. 5.30 Friends (G, R, HD, C) s8ep23 Simon Shepherd and Oriini 4.30 Neighbours (PG, HD, C) Glen 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (PG, R, Kaipara. submits to Estelle’s blackmail HD, C) s5ep24 12.30am Infomercials and convinces Terese to give 6.30 Home and Away (PG, C) 5.30 – 6.00 AM Early With her mother another chance. Felicity and Mac clash over Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) business, and the band take Bradley Walsh hosts a UK over Tane’s house. PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 quiz show. 7.00 Shortland Street (PG, HD, 6.00 1 News (HD, C) C, AD) Damo stumbles into 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 Seven Sharp (HD, C) Hilary something huge, TK finds his 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) Barry and Jeremy Wells footing, and Madonna offers 9.00 Jeopardy (G, R) present current affairs and an olive branch. 9.30 American Pickers (PG, R) entertainment. 7.30 MasterChef Australia: Fans 10.25 The Great British Bake Off 7.30 Eat Well for Less NZ (PG, C, & Favourites (PG, HD, C, AD) Michael Van de Elzen another episode screens (PG, R, C) and Ganesh Raj help Kiwi tomorrow) Josh Niland 12.30 Yorkshire Airport (PG, R, C) families shop better. Tonight, reveals his first pressure test 1.00 Tough as Nails (PG, R, C) Michael and Ganesh must dish, tuna wellington with 2.00 The Late Show with Stephen convince a couple to move mashed potato and tuna away from the snack isle and gravy. Colbert (PG, R) learn to use their oven in 8.35 NCIS: Hawai’i (M, HD, C, 3.00 Wheel of Fortune (G) their own kitchen. s3ep4 AD) Jane is shocked to learn 3.30 Jeopardy (G) 8.30 The Big Body Hotel (PG, HD, the truth about Maggie’s 4.00 Modern Dinosaurs (G, R, C) C, AD) After a confidence- kidnapping and enlists her 5.00 WhichCar (G, R, C) boosting bike ride, Macauley team and Whistler to prove 5.30 Prime News embarks on a big night, her findings. s1ep13 6.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) but is soon struggling, and 9.30 Seal Team (M, HD, C, AD) 7.00 Pawn Stars (PG, R) Sheena rediscovers her love When Bravo’s operation is 7.30 American Pickers (PG, R) of life while horse-riding. compromised, they must 8.30 ■ Bridget Jones’s Diary s1ep3 figure out how to escape 9.30 Coronation Street (PG, undetected from one of the (2001, M, R, C) At the start C, AD) most dangerous countries in of the New Year, 32-year-old 10.30 1 News (HD, C) the world. s5ep2 Bridget decides it’s time to 11.00 Shortland Street (PG, R, 10.25 CSI: Crime Scene take control of her life. Renee C, AD) Investigation (16, HD, C) Zellweger, Colin Firth. 11.30 Sunday (R, C) Miriama Kamo s4ep19 TV Films, page 69 presents current affairs. 12.20am Chapelwaite (16, HD, C) 10.35 The Breakdown (G) 12.30am ■ The Royals Revealed (G, 1.10 Emmerdale (PG, R, C, AD) 11.45 Succession (16, C) R, HD, C, AD) 1.35 Infomercials 1.00am The Late Show with 1.20 Te Karere (R) 2.30 MasterChef Australia (G, R, Stephen Colbert (PG) 1.45 Infomercials HD, C) 2.00 – 6.00 Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Te Karere (R) 3.25 Heroes (M, R, HD, C) 4.10 B Positive (PG, R, HD, C) 4.35 Neighbours (PG, R, HD, C) 5.00 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 80 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

TUESDAY JULY 19 WHAKAATA Film: ONLY THE ANIMALS MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 Another entry into the intersecting 6.30 Kids’ Programmes lives genre, although in this French 8.00 Tribe (G, R) mystery-thriller, characters “find them- 8.30 Oranga Ngākau (G, R) selves in the Venn-diagram overlap 9.30 Whānau Living (G, R) of fate”, said the Guardian, in “a tale of 10.00 He Kākano (G, R) adultery and amour fou with a gamey 10.30 Toi Te Ora (G, R) touch of the macabre”. 11.00 Chatham Islanders (G, R) RIALTO, 6.35pm 11.35 Te Ngākau Tapatahi (G, R) Noon Te Ao Tapatahi BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 12.30 Ngā Tāngata Taumata Rau: 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Cat from Hell (PG, R) 6.00 Ed Stafford: First Man Out Te Waipounamu (G, R) 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R) 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) (PG, R) 1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R) 11.00 Bar Rescue (PG, R) 7.30 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 2.35 Ako (G, R) 11.50 Million Dollar Listing NY 8.00 Giada Entertains (G, R) 6.50 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 3.05 Kids’ Programmes 8.30 Gino’s Italian Express (G, R) 7.35 Tanked (PG, R) 5.15 Haka Life (G, R) (PG, R) 9.05 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 8.25 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) 5.30 Kids’ Programmes 12.55 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 10.00 American Pickers (PG, R) 9.15 Kindig Customs (PG, R) 6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 1.45 50 Ways to Kill Your 11.00 Salvage Dawgs (G) 10.05 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G, R) Rangitāne (G, R) Rangitāne, Mammy (PG, R) Noon Al Murray Pub Quiz (PG, R) (PG, R) from Fielding. 2.40 Hoarders (PG, R) 1.00 Dream Builds on Wheels 10.55 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 6.30 Te Ao Mārama 3.40 Top Chef (PG) 11.45 Abalone Wars (PG, R) 7.00 Strait to the Plate (G, R) 4.35 Shark Tank (PG, R) (G, R) 2.35 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) The food and culture of the 5.30 Million Dollar Listing NY 2.00 Bang on Budget (PG, R) 3.35 Ed Stafford: First Man Out Torres Strait Island region. 3.00 My Cat from Hell (PG) 7.30 David Rocco’s Dolce South (PG, R) 4.00 James Martin: Island to (PG, R) East Asia (G) Ho Chi Minh 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG) 4.35 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) City, formerly Saigon. 7.30 Rich Kids Go Skint (M) A Highlands (G) 5.30 Tanked (PG) 8.00 Hunt with Me (PG) Hemi 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 6.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG) Hawkins is surrounded by Nigerian heiress has never 6.00 American Pickers (PG) 7.30 Alaska: Battle on the Bay deer in the Kaikōura forest. had to worry about bills. 7.00 Great Southern Truckers (PG) 8.30 Deadly Australians (G) 8.30 The Real Housewives of 8.00 Newshub Live (PG) Taran scours the bay Series about deadly Beverly Hills (M) Crystal tries 8.30 How to Save a Grand in 24 and nets a first haul in Australian wildlife. to help Dorit. Naknek. 9.30 Hunting Aotearoa (PG) Pete 9.30 Below Deck Down Under Hours (G) 8.30 Edge of Alaska (M) The 42 is hunting on home turf with (M) Captain Jason’s 9.30 Al Murray’s Great British residents of McCarthy are the Wharerau family. colleague charters Thalassa choosing sides in the battle 10.00 Merchants of the Wild (G) for a bachelor party. Pub Quiz (PG) . to attract visitors. 10.30 Piri’s Tiki Tour (PG, R) 10.40 Killer Couples (M, R) 10.30 Great Southern Truckers 9.30 Deadliest Catch (M) 11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) 11.30 The Real Murders of Orange 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG) County (M, R) (PG, R) 11.30 Tanked (PG, R) 12.20am – 6.00 Infomercials 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G) 12.15am Programmes continue 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 7.05 Dear Evan Hansen (2021, M) 8.03 Housesitter (1992, PG) Steve 6.30 The United Way (2021, PG) Noon DUKEbox Music Ben Platt, Kaitlyn Dever Martin, Goldie Hawn UK documentary. 1.30 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 9.25 Blue Bayou (2020, M) Justin 9.43 Natural Born Killers (1994, 8.05 Golden Voices (2019, M) HD, C) Chon, Alicia Vikander 18) Woody Harrelson, Juliet Mariya Belkina 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (G, Lewis 11.20 City of Lies (2018, 16) 9.35 Possessions (M) s1ep5 R, HD, C) Johnny Depp, Forest 11.38 The Deer Hunter (1978, 18) 10.25 The Fantasy Makers (2017, 2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, Whitaker Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken PG) Canadian documentary. R, HD) 1.15 Land (2021, M) Robin Wright, 11.50 School Life (2019, M) Zita 2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, R, HD) Demian Bichir 2.35 Bite the Bullet (1975, PG) 3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (G, R, HD) Gene Hackman, Candice Hanrot 4.05 The Chase Australia (G, R, 3.05 Penguin Bloom (2020, Bergen 1.45 No Ordinary Man (2020, M) M) Naomi Watts, Andrew HD, C) Lincoln 4.43 Made in America (1993, Canadian documentary. 4.55 ABC World News (PG) PG) Whoopi Goldberg, Ted 3.10 Miss (2020, M) Alexandre 5.20 Abandoned Engineering 4.45 Let Him Go (2020, M) Kevin Danson Costner, Diane Lane Wetter (PG, HD) 6.30 Murder in the First (1994, 5.00 From the Vine (2019, M) Joe 6.10 30 Rock (PG, R, HD, C) 6.40 Let Them All Talk (2020, 18) Based on the story of a 6.40 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, M) An author goes on a young lawyer who defended Pantoliano cruise with her friends and an Alcatraz prisoner accused 6.35 Only the Animals (2019, M) HD, C) nephew in an effort to heal of murdering a fellow inmate. 7.05 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, old wounds. Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater Denis Menochet Candice Bergen 8.30 Possessions (16) Nathalie’s HD, C) 8.30 Fright Night (1985, M) A 7.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C, 8.30 Promising Young Woman teenager tries to convince mother is questioned, and (2020, 18) A woman sets everyone that his next-door Nathalie’s father begs Karim AD) s11ep13 out to right wrongs from neighbour is a vampire and to bring Nathalie back. s1ep6 8.30 ■ Cobra (1986, 16, R, HD, C) the past. Carey Mulligan, Bo responsible for a series of 9.20 My Father and Me (2019, M) Burnham, Alison Brie, Clancy murders. Roddy McDowall, UK documentary in which A cop must protect the only Brown William Ragsdale film-maker Nick Broomfield witness to a murderous cult. explores his relationship with Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte 10.25 The Card Counter (2021, 16) 10.15 The Remains of the Day his father, war photographer Nielson. Oscar Isaac, Tye Sheridan (1993, PG) Anthony Hopkins, Maurice Broomfield. 10.10 Battlestar Galactica (M, Emma Thompson 11.00 Supernova (2020, M) Colin HD, C) 12.15am The Craft: Legacy (2020, Firth, Stanley Tucci 11.00 Russell Howard: Right Here M) 1.48 Monster Hunter (2020) 12.25am The Ruling Class (1972, 12.35am Quacks (M) s1ep1&2 1.40 Right Now (16, R, HD, C) (2020, M) 3.28 Christmas Movie M) 2.55 Fanny (1961, G) 5.05 The School Life (2019, M) 3.35 No 12.05am – 12.25 ABC World News Magic (2021, PG) 4.53 Father of the People vs Larry Flynt (1996, 18) Ordinary Man (2020, M) 5.00 Miss (PG) Bride (2022, PG) (2020, M) JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 81

TUESDAY JULY 19 SKY CHANNELS Monster (M) 6.35 Evil Lives Here (M) 8.30 Torn from the Headlines (M) 9.30 Death in the Bayou: Vibe SKY 006 The Jennings 8 (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes continue 6.00 Parenthood (M) s3ep17 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) 7.15 The Closer (M) s3ep7 8.05 Medium (M) s7ep11 Sky Arts SKY 020 Sky Arts: Grayson Perry’s Big American 8.50 Judging Amy (M) s6ep17 9.40 Major Crimes RoadTrip, 7.45pm (M) s6ep8 10.30 Judge Judy (PG) 11.20 Ambulance 6.00 Welcome to Ouzville 7.00 Put Some Colour (16) s6ep5 12.25 Inside the Operating Theatre (M) in Your Life 8.00 Didier Lockwood and Friends SKY SPORT s1ep10 1.15 The Supervet (PG) s6ep9 2.05 The 9.15 Agatha Christie: Hundred Years of Suspense Closer (M) s3ep7 2.55 Medium (M) s7ep11 3.45 10.05 The Caravaggio Affair 11.00 The Great Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 Judging Amy (M) s6ep17 4.35 Judge Judy (PG) Pottery Throw Down Noon Off Camera 1.00 5.35 Parenthood (M) s3ep17 6.30 Major Crimes (M) And We Danced 2.00 Welcome to Ouzville 3.00 7.30 Rugby Nation 8.00 Australia v England, game s6ep8 7.30 Frankie Drake Mysteries (M) s4ep4 8.30 Put Some Colour in Your Life 4.00 The World’s 3, replay from Sydney Cricket Ground 10.00 All Vera (M) Vera investigates the case of murdered Greatest Paintings 5.30 Put Some Colour in Your Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay from Sky Stadium, social worker in which an infamous case involving Life 6.00 Speakeasy: Sting & Shaggy 7.00 Photos Wellington Noon Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 4th, the death of a child appears to hold the key. 10.15 That Changed the World 7.45 Grayson Perry’s Big replay from Pulman Arena, Auckland 2.00 Cadbury Judging Amy (M) s6ep17 11.15 Judge Judy (PG) American Road Trip (PG) 8.30 Landscape Artist of Netball Series, 1st v 2nd, replay from Pulman Arena, 11.45 Frankie Drake Mysteries (M) s4ep4 12.45am the Year 9.15 ■ The First Woman (2020, G) 10.35 Auckland 4.00 Between Two Posts 4.45 Farah Programmes continue Poetry in America 11.00 Off Camera 12.00am Palmer Cup, Waikato v Manawatu, highlights 5.00 Programmes continue Farah Palmer Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, replay BBC UKTV SKY 007 from Porirua Park, Wellington 7.00 Farah Palmer Discovery SKY 070 Cup, Auckland v Counties Manukau, highlights 7.15 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.35 The Vicar of Between Two Posts 8.00 Sky Speed 8.30 Aotearoa Dibley (PG) s3ep3 7.20 EastEnders (PG) 7.50 The 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do Rugby Pod 9.00 Rugby Nation 9.30 The Back Bill (M) 8.40 A Touch of Frost (M) s3ep4 10.25 It? (PG) 6.55 How the Universe Works (PG) 7.45 Page 10.30 Argentina v Scotland, game 3, replay Father Brown (PG) s8ep7 11.15 Doc Martin (PG) Homestead Rescue (PG) 8.35 Railroad Australia 12.30am South Africa v Wales, game 3, replay 2.30 s7ep8 12.05 Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep1 1.40 The (PG) 9.25 Fast N’ Loud (M) 10.20 Demolition Down Sal’s NBL Round 12 Highlights 3.30 Farah Palmer Bill (M) 2.30 New Tricks (M) s1ep6 3.30 8 Out of 10 Under (PG) 11.15 Undercover Billionaire (PG) 12.10 Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, replay 5.30 Sal’s NBL Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The Jonathan Ross How Do They Do It? (PG) 12.35 How It’s Made (PG) Round 12 Highlights Show (PG) s15ep6 5.15 Who Do You Think You Are? 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 2.00 Naked (PG) 6.20 QI (PG) 6.55 EastEnders (PG) 7.25 QI and Afraid (M) 2.55 Alaskan Bush People (M) 3.50 Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 (PG) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 8.35 Heartbeat Gold Rush: White Water (PG) 4.45 Homestead (PG) Joe and Rachel investigate a violent attack Rescue (PG) 5.40 Outback Opal Hunters (PG) 7.00 Cadbury Netball Series, 3rd v 4th 7.30 on a travelling hippie. s18ep4 9.30 Father Brown 6.35 Aussie Mega Mechanics (PG) 7.30 Aussie Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd 8.00 Sal’s NBL, (PG) Father Brown must open up old wounds when Gold Hunters (PG) 8.30 Mysteries at the Museum Manawatu Jets v Nelson Giants, replay 10.00 a child killer is found murdered. s9ep3 10.25 Doc (PG) 9.30 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch (M) 10.30 ATP 250, Swiss Open Gstaad, day 1, match of the Martin (M) s5ep3 11.15 Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep1 Contact (PG) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am day 11.30 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, 12.50am Programmes continue Programmes continue day 1, match of the day 1.00 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, day 1, highlights 2.00 Farah Palmer SoHo SKY 010 National Geographic SKY 072 Cup, Auckland v Counties Manukau, replay 4.00 Rugby Nation 4.30 ATP 250, Swiss Open Gstaad, 6.30 The Outsider (16) s1ep7 7.25 Atlanta’s Missing 6.30 Mega Factories 7.30 Alaska: The Next day 1, match of the day 6.00 ATP 500, Hamburg and Murdered: The Lost Children (18) s1ep3 8.20 Generation (PG) 8.30 Something Bit Me! (PG) 9.30 European Open, day 1, match of the day 7.30 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (M) s9ep16 Primal Survivor: Escape the Amazon (PG) 10.30 Sal’s NBL Round 12 Highlights 8.30 West Indies v 9.00 Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? (M) s1ep2 10.00 Drain the Oceans: WWII (PG) 11.30 Inside Incredible Bangladesh, 2nd ODI, highlights 9.30 All Blacks Made for Love (16) s2ep4 10.35 Westworld (18) Machines (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigation (M) v Ireland, game 3 9.50 South Africa v Wales, s4ep4 11.35 Mayans M.C. (16) s4ep final 12.50 Why 1.30 Inside (M) 2.30 Alaska: The Next Generation game 3 10.20 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 16, Didn’t They Ask Evans? (M) s1ep2 1.50 What We Do (PG) 3.30 Primal Survivor: Escape the Amazon Carcassonne to Foix, live 3.45am Sal’s NBL Women in the Shadows (16) s3ep8 2.15 Last Week Tonight (PG) 4.30 Something Bit Me! (PG) 5.30 Mine Kings Round 2 Highlights 4.45 The Breakdown 5.45 All with John Oliver (M) s9ep16 2.50 Made for Love (M) 6.30 Mega Factories 7.30 Shark Attack Files Blacks v Ireland, game 3 (16) s2ep4 3.20 The Outsider (16) s1ep7 4.10 Mr (M) 8.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard (PG) 9.30 Inbetween (16) s2ep4 4.35 Mayans M.C. (16) s2ep1 Wicked Tuna (PG) 10.30 Buried Secrets of WWII Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 5.30 Succession (16) s2ep5 6.30 Billions (18) s5ep5 (PG) 11.30 WW2 Hell Under the Sea (M) 12.30am 7.30 Gangs of London (18) s1ep9 8.30 Fear the Programmes continue 6.00 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 15, replay 8.00 Walking Dead (18) Daniel’s worsening mental state Sal’s NBL, Canterbury Rams v Taranaki Airs, replay puts everyone in danger. s7ep11 9.30 Irma Vep (16) History SKY 073 10.00 Sal’s NBL, Otago Nuggets v Manawatu s1ep2 10.30 Mind Over Murder (18) s1ep3 11.30 The Jets, replay Noon West Indies v Bangladesh: 1st Nevers (16) s1ep1 12.35am Programmes continue 7.00 I Was There (M) 7.30 Walt Disney 8.30 Time ODI 1.00 2nd ODI 2.00 3rd ODI 3.00 Sal’s NBL, Team 9.30 Families That Changed the World (PG) Canterbury Rams v Taranaki Airs, replay 5.00 Living SKY 017 10.30 Time Team 11.30 Railways of the Western Sal’s NBL, Otago Nuggets v Manawatu Jets, Front (M) 1.00 I Was There (M) 1.30 Dogfights replay 7.00 Sal’s NBL Women, Mid North v North, 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 The Pioneer Woman (PG) 2.30 How the Nazis Lost the War (M) 3.30 from QEYC, Tauranga, live 9.00 Cycling, Tour de (PG) 7.35 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 8.05 House Gladiators of WWII (PG) 4.30 WWII: The Price of France, stage 15, highlights 9.30 AFL 360, live Hunters (PG) 9.00 The Great Hotel Escape (PG) Empire (M) 5.30 A Royal Tour of the 20th Century 10.30 Sal’s NBL Women Round 2 Highlights 11.30 10.00 Selling Houses Australia (PG) 11.00 Escape (PG) 6.30 Time Team 7.30 Moon Landing Live (PG) West Indies v Bangladesh, 1st ODI 12.30am West to the Country (PG) 11.55 Love It or List It UK 12.50 9.30 Power and Paranoia in the Third Reich (PG) Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd ODI 1.30 West Indies v Grand Designs New Zealand (PG) 1.50 Salvage 10.30 Bridges That Built London 11.30 Prohibition Bangladesh, 3rd ODI 2.30 AFL 360 3.30 Cycling, Hunters (PG) 2.45 House Hunters (PG) 3.45 The (M) 12.30am Programmes continue Tour de France, stage 15, highlights 4.00 West Pioneer Woman (PG) 4.15 Mexican Made Easy (PG) Indies v Bangladesh, 1st ODI, highlights 5.00 West 4.45 Selling Houses Australia (PG) 5.40 Location BBC Earth SKY 074 Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd ODI, highlights Location Location 6.35 Love It or List It UK 7.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 8.30 Salvage Hunters 6.00 Chris Packham’s Animal Einsteins (PG) 7.00 (PG) 9.30 Salvage Hunters: The Restorers (PG) Life Below Zero (M) 7.50 Where the Wild Men Are 10.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 11.25 House (PG) 8.40 Earth’s Great Rivers (PG) 9.35 The Truth Hunters (PG) 12.15am Programmes continue About Cosmetic Treatments (M) 10.30 The Dog Rescuers (PG) 11.15 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 12.05 Investigation Discovery SKY 018 Nature’s Great Events: The Making of (PG) 12.15 Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild (PG) 1.10 Earth’s 6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 A Deadly Great Rivers (PG) 2.05 Chris Packham’s Animal Dose (M) 7.45 Citizen P.I. (M) 8.35 Deadline: Crime Einsteins (PG) 3.05 Serengeti (PG) 4.10 The Truth with Tamron Hall (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door About Cosmetic Treatments (M) 5.05 Life Below (M) 10.20 Twisted Sisters (M) 11.15 A Crime to Zero (M) 5.55 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 6.50 Remember (M) 12.10 Your Worst Nightmare (M) The Dog Rescuers (PG) 7.40 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 1.05 Dates from Hell (M) 2.00 I (Almost) Got Away 8.30 Incredible Journeys with Simon Reeve (PG) with It (M) 2.55 Betrayed (M) 3.50 Evil Kin (M) 9.35 Louis Theroux: A Different Brain (M) 10.40 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 5.40 American Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild (PG) 11.40 Serengeti (PG) 12.40am Programmes continue 82 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

WORLD CHESS DAY WEDNESDAY JULY 20 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Breakfast (HD, C) Jenny- 6.00 Les Mills Born to Move (G, R, 6.00 AM With Ryan Bridge and Drama: VIRGIN RIVER May Clarkson and Indira HD, C) Melissa Chan-Green. Stewart present news, sport, Season four? It seems like information and weather. 6.25 Kiri and Lou (G, HD, C, AD) 9.00 Infomercials only yesterday we binge- 6.30 Toi Time (G, HD, C, AD) 10.30 Gold Rush (PG, R, C) s7ep7 watched season three of this 9.00 Lingo (G, HD, C) Adil Ray 7.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 11.30 Newshub Live soapy, mopey, dopey drama hosts a UK quiz show in Noon Ready to Love (PG, C) series. It’s really just to see which contestants compete HD, C) 1.00 ■ Love Map (2021, PG, Martin Henderson and his to work out words that 7.25 The Adventures of Rocky great hair do what he does appear in the Lingo grids C) Ashley Bratcher, Reed best – romantic lead. To recap: and Puzzlewords. and Bullwinkle (G, R, HD, C) Favero, Jeanne Bennett. he’s a former US Marine 7.50 Beyblade Burst Surge (G, R, 3.00 Dude, You’re Screwed (PG, with PTSD issues (of course) 10.00 Tipping Point (G, R, HD, C) C) s1ep2 running a bar in a remote Ben Shephard hosts a UK HD, C) 4.00 Room Crashers (G, C) Northern Californian town quiz show. 8.10 Ricky Zoom (G, R, HD, C) s3ep12 and when nurse practitioner 8.25 Toi Time (G, R, HD, C, AD) 4.30 Newshub Live and midwife Mel (Alexandra 11.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) 8.50 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, 5.00 Gold Rush (PG, C) s7ep8 Breckenridge) breezes into Bradley Walsh hosts a UK 6.00 Newshub Live town, he’s hoping his luck has quiz show. HD, C) 7.00 The Project With Kanoa changed. Well, of course not, 9.05 Infomercials Lloyd, Jesse Mulligan and where’s the melodrama in Noon 1 News (HD, C) 9.35 Les Mills BodyAttack (G, R, Jeremy Corbett. that? In season four, Mel may 12.30 Emmerdale (PG, C, AD) 7.30 The Block NZ: Redemption be pregnant, via IVF, with her 1.00 Hollyoaks (PG, C, AD) HD, C) (PG, C) Four fan favourite dead husband’s sperm! Oh, 10.05 Home and Away (PG, R, C) teams return to compete in a the humanity. Sienna, Ste and Ethan come 10.35 Shortland Street (PG, R, HD, renovation show. s10ep3 NETFLIX up with a dangerous plan to 8.30 Sort Your Life Out NZ steal police evidence, and C, AD) (PG, C) Kanoa Lloyd, Sean Thriller: THE RISING Shaq is full steam ahead with 11.05 Charmed (PG, C) Brown and Natalie Jane help a money-making scheme. Noon ■ Sincerely, Yours, Truly Kiwis declutter. Tonight, the This excellent spooky crime 2.00 Coronation Street (PG, R, team tackle a mid-century drama series arrives on C, AD) (2020, G, HD, C) Natalie Hall. makeover for a young mum SoHo from tonight; it twists 3.00 Tipping Point (G, HD, C) Ben 1.45 The Drew Barrymore Show whose do-up has become the trope of the murdered Shephard hosts a UK quiz her undoing. s1ep5 woman by making the lead show. (PG, HD, C) 9.30 This Time Next Year character the actual mur- 4.00 Te Karere A Māori 2.40 Superstore (PG, HD, C, AD) Australia (PG, C) Karl dered woman. Teenager perspective on the day’s 3.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch Stefanovic hosts a series Neve (Clara Rugaard) sets news and current affairs. featuring everyday Aussies out to find her killer with the 4.30 Neighbours (PG, HD, C) (G, HD) tackling major personal help of her ne’er-do-well dad Devastated by Glen and 3.30 The Feed (PG, HD, C) goals. s1ep5 (Matthew McNulty), who can Estelle’s betrayal, Terese 10.30 Newshub Late see her. presents her mother with a Including Mystic at 3.50pm. 11.00 NRL Try Time Lara Pitt SOHO, 8.30pm and NEON cheque and a choice. 5.00 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, showcases the best tries 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) from the week’s NRL action. B£radley Walsh hosts a UK C, AD) s29ep19 12.00am Infomercials quiz show. 5.30 Friends (G, R, HD, C) s8ep24 5.30 – 6.00 AM Early With 6.00 1 News (HD, C) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (G, R, Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. 7.00 Seven Sharp (HD, C) Hilary Barry and Jeremy Wells HD, C, AD) s6ep1 PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 present current affairs and 6.30 Home and Away (PG, entertainment. 6.00 Infomercials 7.30 Give Us a Clue (G, HD, C) C) The Parata house has 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) Paula Bennett hosts a local been invaded, and Lyrik’s 9.00 Jeopardy (G, R) celebrity charades game, bandmates face a clash of 9.30 American Pickers (PG, R) with team leaders Tom egos. 10.25 The Great British Bake Off Sainsbury and Hilary Barry. 7.00 Shortland Street (PG, HD, C, Tonight, Hilary is joined by AD) Damo confronts his past (PG, R, C) Candy Lane, Hayley Holt and and his future, and Desi’s 12.30 Yorkshire Airport (G, R, C) Amber Peebles, who face world crumbles. 1.00 Tough as Nails (PG, R, C) off against Matty McLean, 7.30 MasterChef Australia: Fans 2.00 The Late Show with Stephen Ben Barrington and Cori & Favourites (G, HD, C, Gonzalez-Macuer (includes another episode screens Colbert (PG, R) Lotto at 8.20pm). tomorrow) Teams face a 3.00 Wheel of Fortune (G) 8.30 Location Location Location service challenge for 60 3.30 Jeopardy (G) (G, HD, C) Kirstie Allsopp hungry diners at Werribee 4.00 Truck Files: A New Zealand and Phil Spencer present a Mansion. UK realty series. Tonight, in 8.35 Taskmaster NZ (16, C, Story (PG, R, C) Leeds, Phil is with Kinga and AD) Local comedy series. 4.55 The Hui (G, C) Dave as they take on the Tonight, Jeremy Wells gets 5.30 Prime News fast-moving market, while scared, some questionable 6.00 Sky Speed (G) Kirstie helps Max put down flags are created, and 6.30 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) roots up north to be closer Chris Parker hangs out the 7.00 Pawn Stars (PG, R) to new partner Dan. washing. s3ep3 7.30 Traffic Cops (PG, R, C) 9.30 Coronation Street (PG, 9.35 Guessable (M, HD, C, AD) 8.30 Weather Gone Viral (PG, C) C, AD) UK comedy series. Tonight, 9.30 Nightmare Tenants, Slum 10.30 1 News (HD, C) Sara Pascoe and team 11.00 Shortland Street (PG, R, captains Alan Davies and Landlords (M, R, C) A C, AD) Darren Harriott welcome Blackpool property reveals 11.30 Transplant (PG, HD, C) Oti Mabuse, David Baddiel, a drug den littered with 12.25am Under the Dome (M, Maisie Adam and Miles Jupp paraphernalia. HD, C) into the loft to play guessing 10.30 The Late Show with Stephen 1.05 Te Karere (R) games. s2ep5 Colbert (PG) 1.40 Infomercials 10.35 Killing Eve (16, HD, C) s4ep7 11.25 Cinema Toast (16) 5.30 – 6.00 Te Karere (R) 11.30 ■ Mom (PG, R, HD, C) S8 E17 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Wentworth (16, R, HD, C) 1.15 Emmerdale (PG, R, C, AD) 1.40 Infomercials 2.40 MasterChef Australia (G, R, HD, C) 3.30 Heroes (M, R, HD, C) 4.15 B Positive (PG, R, HD, C) 4.35 Neighbours (G, R, HD, C) 5.00 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 83

WEDNESDAY JULY 20 WHAKAATA Film: BECOME WHO YOU ARE MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 Not the most riveting of documentaries, 6.30 Kids’ Programmes perhaps because director Virginie Dulau- 8.30 Oranga Ngākau (G, R) roy took a gamble following four teams, 9.30 Whānau Living (G, R) including Scott Dixon’s, as they prepare 10.00 David Rocco’s Dolce South for 24 Hours of Le Mans and none made it to the podium, or crashed. Still, some- East Asia (G, R) thing for race fan completists. 10.30 Toi Te Ora (G, R) RIALTO, 8.30pm 11.00 Piri’s Tiki Tour (PG, R) Noon Te Ao Tapatahi BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 12.30 Deadly Australians (G, R) 1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R) 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Cat from Hell (PG, R) 6.00 Alaska: Battle on the Bay 2.35 Ako (G, R) 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R) 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) (PG, R) 3.05 Kids’ Programmes 11.00 Bar Rescue (PG, R) 7.30 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 5.15 Haka Life (G, R) 11.50 Million Dollar Listing NY 8.00 Island to Highlands (G, R) 6.50 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 5.30 Kids’ Programmes 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 7.40 Tanked (PG, R) 6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: (PG, R) 10.00 American Pickers (PG, R) 8.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) 12.50 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 11.00 Salvage Dawgs (G) 9.20 Kindig Customs (PG, R) Rangitāne (G, R) Rangitāne, 1.45 50 Ways to Kill Your 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G, R) 10.10 Nasa’s Unexplained Files from Fielding. Noon Al Murray’s Pub Quiz (PG, R) 6.30 Te Ao Mārama Mammy (PG, R) 1.00 How to Save a Grand in 24 (PG, R) 7.00 Waiata Nation II (G, R) 2.45 Hoarders (PG, R) 11.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) Jaedyn Randell opens up 3.40 Top Chef (PG) Hours (G, R) 11.50 Expedition Unknown (PG, R) about her struggle to find 4.35 Shark Tank (PG, R) 2.00 Great Southern Truckers 2.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) her identity through her 5.30 Million Dollar Listing NY 3.40 Alaska: Battle on the Bay song Patupaiārehe. (PG, R) 7.30 The New Zealanders (G, (PG, R) 3.00 My Cat from Hell (PG) (PG, R) R) Documentary series 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG) 4.00 Giada in Italy (G) 4.40 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) featuring quirky locations 7.30 Dog Rescuers (PG) 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 5.35 Tanked (PG) and characters throughout 8.30 24 Hours in Emergency (M) 6.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG) Aotearoa. (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30 ■ Marshall (2017, M, R) Bssed A delivery man was knocked 6.00 American Pickers (PG) 8.30 Homestead Rescue (PG) An on the story of Thurgood off his moped by a car being 7.00 The Great Pottery Throw Marshall, the crusading chased by police. Oregon couple need to keep lawyer who became the first 9.30 Stacey Dooley: Locked Up Down (PG) their home safe from lions. African-American Supreme with (16) In Iowa, Stacey 8.00 Newshub Live 9.30 Building Alaska (G) Chuck’s Court Justice. Chadwick investigates one of the most 8.30 Our Wildest Dreams (PG) right-hand man has been Boseman, Josh Gad, Kate radical women’s prisons in 9.30 Al Murray’s Great British killed in a motorcycle Hudson. TV Films, page 69 America. accident and the build is 10.30 Sidewalk Karaoke (G, R) 10.45 Killer Couples (M, R) Pub Quiz (PG) suspended. 11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) 11.40 The Real Murders of Orange 10.30 The Great Pottery Throw 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG) County (M, R) 11.25 Tanked (PG, R) 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials Down (PG, R) 12.15am Programmes continue 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 6.33 All My Life (2020, M) Harry 7.10 Goodfellas (1990, 16) Robert 6.50 From the Vine (2019, M) Joe Noon DUKEbox Music Shum Jr, Jessica Rothe De Niro, Ray Liotta Pantoliano 1.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.01 Wonder Woman 1984 9.35 In a Lonely Place (1950, PG) 8.25 Only the Animals (2019, M) HD, C) (2020, M) Gal Gadot Humphrey Bogart Denis Menochet 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, 10.26 Last Night in Soho (2020, 11.05 Batman & Robin (1997, PG) 10.20 Possessions (16) s1ep6 R, HD, C) 16) Anya Taylor-Joy George Clooney 11.10 Supernova (2020, M) Colin 2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, 12.20 The Marksman (2021, M) 1.10 The Dead Pool (1988, M) Firth, Stanley Tucci R, HD) Liam Neeson Clint Eastwood, Patricia 12.45 Gunda (2020, G) 2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, R, HD) Clarkson 3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, 2.05 A Quiet Place Part II (2020, Norwegian/US documentary. M) Emily Blunt 2.42 Fail Safe (1964) (1964, 2.20 My Big Gay Italian Wedding R, HD) PG) Henry Fonda, Walter 4.05 The Chase Australia (G, R, 3.40 2 Hearts (2020, M) Jacob Matthau (2018, M) Salvatore Esposito Elordi, Tiera Skovbye 3.50 White Riot (2019, 16) UK HD, C) 4.32 The Shining (1980, 16) Jack 4.55 ABC World News (PG) 5.20 Alone (2020, 16) Jules Nicholson, Shelley Duvall documentary. 5.20 Abandoned Engineering Willcox, Marc Menchaca 5.15 Freshman Year (2020, M) 6.52 Reservoir Dogs (1992, 18) (PG, HD) 6.55 The War Below (2021, M) When a simple jewellery Cooper Raiff, Dylan Gelula 6.10 30 Rock (PG, R, HD, C) Based on the story of a heist goes horribly wrong, 6.55 North Hollywood (2021, 16) 6.40 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, group of British miners the surviving criminals begin who were asked to tunnel to suspect that one of them A kid must choose between HD, C) underneath no man’s land is a police informant. Harvey the future his father wants 7.05 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, during WWI. Tom Goodman- Keitel, Tim Roth and following his dream. Hill, Sam Hazeldine Ryder McLaughlin HD, C) 8.30 Anzio (1968, PG) After a 8.30 Become Who You Are 7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C, 8.30 Malignant (2022, 18) A bumbling allied invasion at (2020, M) US documentary woman begins to have the Italian port of Anzio, about racing drivers Scott AD) s11ep15 visions of people being a handful of survivors Dixon, Bruno Senna, Memo 8.30 Police: Hour of Duty (16, HD) murdered, only to realise the must make their way back Rojas and Jules Gounon. events are happening in real through enemy lines. Robert 10.00 Undergods (2020, M) UK series following officers life. Annabelle Wallis Mitchum, Peter Falk Johann Myers in Derbyshire. s1ep2 11.30 Kill Ben Lyk (2018, 16) 9.30 Secret Nazi Bases (PG, 10.25 Those Who Wish Me Dead 10.25 Wyatt Earp (1994, M) Kevin Simone Ashley HD, C) (2021, 16) Jolie, Finn Little Costner, Dennis Quaid 12.50am Quacks (M) s1ep3&4 1.55 10.25 Battlestar Galactica (M, Gunda (2020, G) 3.30 My Big Gay HD, C) 12.03am Take Home Pay (2019, M) 1.30am Basic Instinct (1992, 18) 3.35 Italian Wedding (2018, M) 5.00 11.15 Grimm (16, HD) 1.45 Target Number One (2020, Batman & Robin (1997, PG) 5.40 White Riot (2019, 16) 12.50am – 1.15 ABC World News 16) 3.48 The Nest (2020, 16) 5.33 Starman (1985, PG) (PG) Pooka! (2018, 16) 84 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

WEDNESDAY JULY 20 SKY CHANNELS (M) 8.30 Citizen P.I. (M) 9.30 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 10.30 American Detective with Vibe SKY 006 Lt. Joe Kenda (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes continue 6.00 Parenthood (M) s3ep18 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) 7.15 The Closer (M) s3ep8 8.05 Medium (M) s7ep12 Sky Arts SKY 020 Living: GrowYour Own at Home with Alan 8.55 Judging Amy (M) s6ep18 9.45 Major Crimes Titchmarsh, 9.30pm (M) s6ep9 10.35 Judge Judy (PG) 11.25 Vera (M) 6.35 Poetry in America 7.00 Off Camera 8.00 1.10 Frankie Drake Mysteries (M) s4ep4 2.00 The The World’s Greatest Paintings 9.30 Put Some SKY SPORT Closer (M) s3ep8 2.50 Medium (M) s7ep12 3.40 Colour in Your Life 10.00 Speakeasy: Sting & Judging Amy (M) s6ep18 4.30 Judge Judy (PG) Shaggy 11.00 Photos That Changed the World Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 5.30 Parenthood (M) s3ep18 6.30 Major Crimes (M) 11.45 Grayson Perry’s Big American Road Trip s6ep9 7.30 Pivoting (M) s1ep9&10 8.30 Outlander (PG) 12.30 Landscape Artist of the Year 1.15 ■ The 6.30 Sal’s NBL Women, Mid North v North, replay (18) The Christies drop a bombshell and as nefarious First Woman (2020, G) 2.35 Poetry in America 8.30 South Africa v Wales, game 3, replay 10.30 rumours spread like wildfire, tragedy strikes. s6ep6 3.00 Off Camera 4.00 Grayson’s Art Club 4.45 The Crowd Goes Wild 11.30 Argentina v Scotland, 9.50 Our Girl (16) In Afghanistan, Molly fights to Moment Musical 5.30 Salzburg Festival 2020: game 3, replay 1.30 Farah Palmer Cup, Wellington prove herself to the haughty Captain James. s1ep3 Ádám Fischer Conducts Mozarteum Orchestra v Canterbury, replay 3.30 Farah Palmer Cup, 11.00 Judging Amy (M) s6ep18 11.50 Pivoting (M) 7.00 Beethoven Sonatas for Violin and Piano 8.05 Auckland v Counties Manukau, replay 5.30 Farah s1ep9 12.15am Programmes continue Mozart Week 2021: Cara Sorella Mia 9.15 Mozart Palmer Cup, Waikato v Manawatu, replay 7.30 Week 2021: Daniel Barenboim & Cecilia Bartoli 10.30 Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 8.00 The Ditch BBC UKTV SKY 007 Gustavo Dudamel Conducts Mahler No 2 12.00am 8.30 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay from Sky Programmes continue Stadium, Wellington 10.30 Australia v England, 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.35 QI (M) 7.10 replay from Sydney Cricket Ground 12.30am Once EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 8.30 A Touch of Discovery SKY 070 a Warrior with Monty Betham 1.00 The Ditch 1.30 Frost (M) s4ep1 10.20 Father Brown (PG) s8ep8&1 Between Two Posts 2.15 Sal’s NBL Women, Mid Noon Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep2 1.35 The Bill 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do North v North, replay 4.15 Cadbury Netball Series, (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M) s2ep1 3.25 8 Out of 10 It? (PG) 6.55 How the Universe Works (PG) 7.45 3rd v 4th, replay Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The Jonathan Ross Homestead Rescue (PG) 8.35 Railroad Australia Show (M) s15ep7 5.15 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 9.25 Fast N’ Loud (PG) 10.20 Mysteries at the Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 (PG) 6.20 QI (M) 6.55 EastEnders (PG) 7.25 QI (M) Museum (PG) 11.15 Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 8.35 Grantchester (M) 12.10 How Do They Do It? (PG) 12.35 How It’s 6.00 Matty Johns Face to Face 6.30 Cycling, Tour (PG) Will and Geordie are drawn into the world Made (PG) 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 2.00 de France, stage 16, Carcassonne to Foix, replay of local politics when the apparent suicide of a Naked and Afraid (M) 2.55 Alaskan Bush People (M) 8.30 Tour de France, stage 16, highlights 9.00 councillor prompts an election. s6ep3 9.30 Holby 3.50 Gold Rush: White Water (PG) 4.45 Homestead Sal’s NBL Women Round 2 Highlights 10.00 ATP City (PG) Ange uncovers a long-buried secret that Rescue (PG) 5.40 Deadliest Catch Special (M) 250, Swiss Open Gstaad, day 2, match of the day threatens to completely shatter her world. s21ep13 7.30 Deadliest Catch (M) 8.30 Bering Sea Gold (M) from Roy Emerson Arena, Gstaad 11.30 ATP 500, 10.35 Keeping Faith (M) s2ep1 11.40 Midsomer 9.30 Moonshiners: Master Distiller (M) 10.30 Edge Hamburg European Open, day 2, match of the day Murders (M) s18ep2 1.15am Programmes continue of Alaska (M) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am 1.00 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, day 2, Programmes continue highlights from Am Rothenbaum, Hamburg 2.00 SoHo SKY 010 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 16, Carcassonne to National Geographic SKY 072 Foix, replay 4.00 Sal’s NBL Round 11 Highlights 6.25 Billions (18) s5ep5 7.25 Gangs of London (18) 5.00 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 5.30 Tour de France, s1ep9 8.25 Fear the Walking Dead (18) s7ep11 9.25 6.30 Mega Factories 7.30 Shark Attack Files (M) stage 16, highlights 6.00 ATP 500, Hamburg Irma Vep (16) s1ep2 10.25 Mind Over Murder (18) 8.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard (PG) 9.30 European Open, day 2, match of the day from s1ep3 11.25 The Nevers (16) s1ep1 12.30 Billions (18) Wicked Tuna (PG) 10.30 Buried Secrets of WWII Am Rothenbaum, Hamburg 7.30 Tour de France, s5ep5 1.30 Gangs of London (18) s1ep9 2.30 Fear (PG) 11.30 WW2 Hell Under the Sea (M) 12.30 Air stage 16, Carcassonne to Foix, replay 9.30 AFL the Walking Dead (18) s7ep11 3.15 Mind Over Murder Crash Investigation (M) 1.30 Apollo: Missions to 360, live 10.30 Tour de France, stage 16, highlights (18) s1ep3 4.15 Mr Inbetween (16) s2ep5 4.45 the Moon (PG) 3.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard 11.05 Tour de France, stage 17, Saint-Gaudens to Mayans M.C. (16) s2ep2 5.30 Succession (16) s2ep6 (PG) 4.30 Lost Treasures of Egypt (PG) 5.30 Drain Peyragudes, live 3.35am Sunday Night with Matty 6.30 Westworld (18) s4ep4 7.30 Devils (16) s2ep5 the Oceans: Deep Dive (PG) 6.30 Mega Factories Johns 4.35 Sky Speed 5.05 D1NZ National Drifting 8.30 The Rising (16) Neve Kelly is horrified to learn 7.30 Undercover History (PG) 8.30 Food Factory Championship, round 5, highlights from Mt Smart that she’s dead and sets out to find her killer and (PG) 9.30 Something Bit Me! (PG) 10.30 Outback Stadium, Auckland get justice. s1ep1 9.30 The Lazarus Project (16) With Wrangler (PG) 11.30 Peter Crosby’s Bike Tour in Rebrov’s help, George sets off on a morally dubious China (PG) 12.30am Programmes continue Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 mission of destruction. s1ep4 10.30 Real Time with Bill Maher (M) s20ep19 11.30 Made for Love (16) History SKY 073 6.00 Cricket, West Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, s2ep4 12.00am Programmes continue replay from Providence Stadium, Guyana 1.30 Tour 6.30 Power and Paranoia in the Third Reich (PG) de France, stage 16, highlights 2.00 West Indies v Living SKY 017 7.30 Bridges That Built London 8.30 Time Team Bangladesh, 1st ODI, highlights 3.00 West Indies v 9.30 A Royal Tour of the 20th Century (PG) 10.30 Bangladesh, 2nd ODI, highlights 4.00 West Indies 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 The Pioneer Woman Time Team 11.30 Moon Landing Live (PG) 1.30 v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, highlights 5.00 Sal’s NBL (PG) 7.35 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 8.05 House History’s Raiders (PG) 2.30 How the Nazis Lost Women, Mid-North v North, replay from QEYC, Hunters (PG) 9.00 Salvage Hunters: The Restorers the War (M) 3.30 Gladiators of WWII (PG) 4.30 Tauranga 7.00 Sal’s NBL Women, Lower South (PG) 10.00 Salvage Hunters (PG) 11.00 Escape to WWII: The Price of Empire (PG) 5.30 Titans of the v Central, from Edgar Centre, Dunedin, live 9.00 the Country (PG) 11.55 Love It or List It UK 12.50 20th Century (M) 6.30 Time Team 7.30 The Abyss: West Indies v Bangladesh, 1st ODI, highlights from Escape to the Country (PG) 1.50 Salvage Hunters The Rise & Fall of the Nazis (M) 8.30 Abandoned Providence Stadium, Guyana 10.00 West Indies v (PG) 2.45 House Hunters (PG) 3.45 The Pioneer Engineering (PG) 9.30 America: Our Defining Bangladesh, 2nd ODI, highlights 11.00 West Indies Woman (PG) 4.15 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 4.45 Hours (M) 11.30 Secret Nazi Bases (PG) 12.30am v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, highlights 12.00am ICC Salvage Hunters (PG) 5.40 Location Location Programmes continue Cricket World Cup 2019, India v West Indies, replay Location 6.35 Love It or List It UK 7.30 Escape to from Old Trafford, Manchester the Country (PG) 8.30 Garden Rescue (PG) 9.30 BBC Earth SKY 074 Grow Your Own at Home with Alan Titchmarsh (PG) 10.00 Martha Knows Best (PG) 10.30 At Home with 6.00 Wildest Places (PG) 6.55 Life Below Zero (M) the Nolans (PG) 11.25 House Hunters (PG) 12.15am 7.45 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 8.35 Earth’s Programmes continue Great Rivers (PG) 9.25 The Truth About Cosmetic Treatments (PG) 10.20 The Dog Rescuers (PG) 11.10 Investigation Discovery SKY 018 24 Hours in A&E (PG) Noon Nature’s Great Events: The Making of (PG) 12.10 Attenborough: 60 Years 6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 Citizen P.I. in the Wild (PG) 1.05 Earth’s Great Rivers (PG) (M) 7.45 The Murder Tapes (M) 8.35 Chaos in Court 2.00 Wildest Places (PG) 2.55 Big Animal Surgery (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 10.20 Twisted (M) 4.00 Nature’s Great Events: The Making of Sisters (M) 11.15 A Crime to Remember (M) 12.10 (PG) 4.10 The Truth About Cosmetic Treatments Your Worst Nightmare (M) 1.05 Dates from Hell (M) (PG) 5.05 Life Below Zero (PG) 5.55 Where the 2.00 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M) 2.55 Betrayed Wild Men Are (PG) 6.50 The Dog Rescuers (PG) (M) 3.50 Evil Kin (M) 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare 7.40 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 8.30 Animal Impossible (M) 5.40 American Detective with Lt. Joe Kenda (PG) 9.30 Nature’s Great Events (PG) 10.30 (M) 6.35 Reasonable Doubt (M) 7.30 Evil Lives Here Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild (PG) 11.30 Big Animal Surgery (M) 12.35am Programmes continue JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 85

THURSDAY JULY 21 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 Documentary: CLEAN 6.00 Breakfast (HD, C) Jenny- 6.00 Les Mills Born to Move (G, R, 6.00 AM With Ryan Bridge and TORTURE: AN AMERICAN May Clarkson and Indira HD, C) Melissa Chan-Green. FABRICATION Stewart present news, sport, information and weather. 6.25 Kiri and Lou (G, HD, C, AD) 9.00 Infomercials This French documentary 6.30 Toi Time (G, HD, C, AD) 10.30 Gold Rush (PG, R, C) s7ep8 explores 70 years of one of 9.00 Lingo (G, HD, C) Adil Ray 7.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 11.30 Newshub Live the most heinous practices hosts a UK quiz show. Noon Ready to Love (PG, C) of war and how it became HD, C) 1.00 ■ Love in Whitbrooke (2021, a state-sanctioned practice 10.00 Tipping Point (G, R, HD, C) 7.25 The Adventures of Rocky in the US. According to the Ben Shephard hosts a UK G, C) Brittany Bristow, Corey programme, it began after quiz show. and Bullwinkle (G, R, HD, C) Sevier, Julia Tomasone. WWII, when the Americans, 7.50 Beyblade Burst Surge (G, R, 3.00 Dude, You’re Screwed (PG, impressed with Soviet 11.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) C) s1ep3 tactics, became interested Bradley Walsh hosts a UK HD, C) 4.00 Room Crashers (G, C) s3ep13 in developing techniques quiz show. 8.10 ■ Ricky Zoom (G, R, HD, C) 4.30 Newshub Live that could break the human 8.25 Toi Time (G, R, HD, C, AD) 5.00 Gold Rush (PG, C) s7ep9 spirit without leaving physical Noon 1 News (HD, C) 8.50 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, 6.00 Newshub Live traces. The CIA created the 12.30 Emmerdale (PG, C, AD) 7.00 The Project With Kanoa first manual outlining inter- 1.00 Hollyoaks (PG, HD, C, AD) HD, C) Lloyd, Jesse Mulligan and rogation techniques in 1963, 9.05 Infomercials Jeremy Corbett. and some are still employed Juliet supports Nadira when 9.35 Les Mills Core (G, R, HD, C) 7.30 Rabble Rousers (M, C) Local today. The doco features she panics about her future, 10.05 Home and Away (PG, R, C) series in which Pax Assadi specialists, witnesses, victims and sparks fly when Juliet 10.35 Shortland Street (PG, R, HD, and a panel of comedians and torturers. urges her to open up about debate contentious issues. HISTORY, 9.30pm what she wants. C, AD) Tonight, Guy Montgomery, 2.00 Coronation Street (PG, R, 11.05 Charmed (PG, HD, C) Lana Walters, Paul Douglas Documentary: FLEE C, AD) Noon ■ The Wedding and Becky Umbers debate 3.00 Tipping Point (G, C) Ben the topic of having kids. The animated feature was a Shephard hosts a UK quiz Arrangement (2022, PG, HD, s1ep2 three-time Academy Award show. C) Kristina Cole. 8.30 New Zealand Today (M, C) nominee and the winner of 4.00 Te Karere A Māori 1.45 The Drew Barrymore Show Guy Williams tries to help many accolades for its skill in perspective on the day’s (PG, HD, C) aspiring stuntman “Crazy telling the story of Amin and news and current affairs. 2.40 Superstore (PG, HD, C, AD) Craig” become legit. s3ep7 his escape from Afghanistan 4.30 Neighbours (PG, HD, C) A 3.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch 9.00 ■ Comedians Giving to Denmark as a refugee. It’s kidnapped Zara thinks on (G, HD) Lectures (16, C) Sara Pascoe more than that, however, as her feet, sedating her captor 3.30 The Feed (PG, HD, C) hosts a UK comedy series. Amin, who is gay, explores the with his own drugs. Including Mystic at 3.50pm. s1ep1 effects of his experiences. 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) 5.00 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, 9.30 Tourette’s Teacher (M, C) UK DOCPLAY Bradley Walsh hosts a UK C, AD) s29ep20 documentary about Natalie quiz show. 5.30 Friends (G, R, HD, C) s9ep1 Davidson, a teacher with 6.00 1 News (HD, C) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (G, R, Tourette syndrome. 7.00 Seven Sharp (HD, C) Hilary HD, C, AD) s6ep2 10.30 Newshub Late Barry and Jeremy Wells 6.30 Home and Away (PG, C) 11.00 NCIS (M, R, C) s18ep11 present current affairs and The crowd goes wild at Salt, 12.00am Infomercials entertainment. Cash gets a blast from the 5.30 – 6.00 AM Early With 7.30 ■ Dream Kitchens & past, and jealous Dean woos Bernadine Oliver-Kerby. Bathrooms (PG, C, AD) UK Ziggy back. series in which Mark Millar 7.00 Shortland Street (PG, HD, PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 helps transform kitchens C, AD) and bathrooms. Tonight, 7.30 MasterChef Australia: Fans 6.00 Infomercials Mark helps create a large & Favourites (PG, HD, C) 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) open-plan family kitchen Contestants vie for immunity 9.00 Jeopardy (G, R) on a £25,000 budget, and over a two-round fry up, 9.30 American Pickers (PG, R) works on rejuvenating the creating dishes using an 10.25 The Great British Bake Off bathroom in a Victorian everyday air fryer, and house in Southend. s2ep1 cooking a sweet or savoury (PG, R, C) 8.30 ■ Rich House, Poor House dish using a deep fryer. 12.30 Yorkshire Airport (PG, R, C) (M, HD, C, AD) UK series 8.40 Ten 7: Aotearoa (PG, C) 1.00 Tough as Nails (PG, R, C) in which families swap Local series about crime in 2.00 The Late Show with Stephen lives. Tonight, self-styled Aotearoa. e-commerce king Kamil and 9.10 Highway Patrol (PG, C, AD) Colbert (PG, R) his partner Francesca swap Series following officers on 3.00 Wheel of Fortune (G) their lavish lifestyle with Mel Australia’s busy highways. 3.30 Jeopardy (G) and Sophie, who dream of a 9.40 The Walkers (PG, R, HD, 4.00 Truck Files: A New Zealand comfortable life running their C, AD) After weeks of own business. s7ep6 preparation, it’s lights, Story (PG, R, C) 9.30 Coronation Street (PG, camera, action as Stan gets 5.00 WhichCar (G, R, C) C, AD) ready to hit the stage for 5.30 Prime News 10.30 1 News (HD, C) the Aotearoa Music Awards. 6.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) 11.00 Shortland Street (PG, R, s2ep4 7.00 Pawn Stars (PG, R) C, AD) 10.10 Renters (PG, R, HD, C, AD) 7.30 The Wine Show (M, C) 11.30 For Life (PG, HD, C) In Kumeu, property manager 8.35 FBI: Most Wanted (M, C) A Determined to gain access to Tracey helps clean up the his police file, Aaron decides mess left by some car-mad suspect escapes trial and to represent an inmate from lads. s9ep9 goes on a murder spree. Safiya’s drug rehabilitation 10.40 Ten 7: Aotearoa (PG, R, C) 9.30 Bull (M, C) Bull helps his programme whose brother is 11.10 CSI: Crime Scene friend mount a defence for a a cop. s1ep3 Investigation (16, HD, C) sergeant accused of killing a 12.20am It’s Your Fault I’m Fat (G, s4ep21 fellow soldier. R, HD, C, AD) s2ep5 12.55am Extant (M, HD, C) 10.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (PG) 1.10 Te Karere (R) 1.40 Emmerdale (PG, R, C, AD) 11.00 The Late Show with Stephen 1.35 Infomercials 2.05 Infomercials Colbert (PG) 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R) 3.00 Hell’s Kitchen (16, R, HD, C) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 4.35 Neighbours (PG, R, HD, C) 5.00 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 86 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

THURSDAY JULY 21 WHAKAATA Film: SIGNED, THEO SCHOON MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 Luit Bieringa’s portrait of the artist 6.30 Kids’ Programmes Theo Schoon, who washed up on 8.30 Oranga Ngākau (G, R) these shores in 1939, features some 9.30 Whānau Living (G, R) corker archive footage, including 10.00 Waiata Nation II (G, R) Schoon searching for rock art in the 10.30 Toi Te Ora (G, R) 1950s. Whether he was a reviver of 11.00 The New Zealanders (G, R) Maori art or appropriator (or both) is Noon Te Ao Tapatahi also discussed. RIALTO, 8.30pm 12.30 ■ The Swan Princess: BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure (1998, PG) Voice of 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Cat from Hell (PG, R) 6.00 Treehouse Masters (PG, R) Michelle Nicastro. 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R) 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.50 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 2.00 Tōku Reo (G, R) 11.00 Bar Rescue (PG, R) 7.25 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 7.40 Tanked (PG, R) 2.35 Ako (G, R) 11.55 Million Dollar Listing NY 8.00 Giada in Italy (G, R) 8.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) 3.05 Kids’ Programmes 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 9.20 Kindig Customs (PG, R) 5.15 Haka Life (G, R) (PG, R) 10.00 American Pickers (PG, R) 10.10 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 5.30 Kids’ Programmes 12.50 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 10.55 Salvage Dawgs (G) 6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 1.40 50 Ways to Kill Your 11.25 Flea Market Flip (G, R) (PG, R) Mātaatua (G, R) Noon Al Murray’s Great British 11.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 6.30 Te Ao Mārama Mammy (PG, R) 11.50 Unique Rides (PG, R) 7.00 Fresh (G) Pasifika show for 2.40 Hoarders (PG, R) Pub Quiz (PG, R) 2.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) young people. 3.30 Top Chef (PG) 1.00 Our Wildest Dreams (PG, R) 3.45 Treehouse Masters (PG, R) 7.30 Funny Whare (PG, R) 4.30 Shark Tank (PG, R) 2.00 The Great Pottery Throw 4.40 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 8.00 The Casketeers (PG, R) The 5.30 Million Dollar Listing NY 5.35 Tanked (PG) staff pull together to farewell Down (PG, R) 6.35 Wheeler Dealers (PG) a man with no family, and (PG, R) 3.00 My Cat from Hell (PG) 7.30 Unique Rides (PG) Team open a new branch in 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG) 4.00 Rick Stein’s Spain (G) Porirua. 7.30 Tattoo Fixers on Holiday (M) 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum Unique goes throwback with 8.30 Hakapedia (G) Haka fans a retro Cabriolet overhaul compete against haka The Fixers put bad tatts to (PG) and a mobile trunk bar for a experts. bed in the sunny Med. 6.00 American Pickers (PG) vintage Bentley. 9.00 Rage Against the Rangatahi 8.30 Below Deck: Sailing Yacht 7.00 QE2: The World’s Most 8.30 Kindig Customs (PG) A (PG) Featuring rangatahi (M) Chef Marcos deals with client with a massively from across Te Tai Tokerau. devastating news. Luxurious Hotel (PG) powerful 64 Malibu rolls into 9.30 Ahikāroa (M, R) Geo is all 9.30 A&E After Dark (M) A 8.00 Newshub Live the shop. about the work-study life. patient is escorted off the 8.30 Too Close (16) s1ep2 9.30 Street Outlaws: No Prep 10.00 Mura o te Ahi (PG, R) . premises after verbally 9.30 Al Murray’s Great British Kings (M) 10.30 The Barber (PG, R) abusing a receptionist. 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG) 11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) 10.30 Killer Couples (M, R) Pub Quiz (PG) 11.30 Tanked (PG, R) 11.30 The Real Murders of Orange 10.30 QE2: The World’s Most 12.15am Programmes continue County (M, R) 12.20am – 6.00 Infomercials Luxurious Hotel (PG, R) 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 6.53 Songbird (2020, 16) KJ Apa, 7.32 Young Winston (1972, G) 6.25 Freshman Year (2020, M) Noon DUKEbox Music Sofia Carson Simon Ward, Robert Shaw Cooper Raiff, Dylan Gelula 1.30 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.15 Words on Bathroom Walls 9.50 The Shining (1980, 16) Jack 8.05 North Hollywood (2021, 16) HD, C) (2020, M) Charlie Plummer Nicholson, Shelley Duvall Ryder McLaughlin, Vince 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, Vaughn 10.03 The Body (2018, 16) Tom 12.08 The Enforcer (1976, 16) Clint R, HD, C) Bateman Eastwood, Tyne Daly 9.40 Become Who You Are 2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, R, HD) (2020, M) US documentary. 2.45 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, R, HD) 11.23 The Little Things (2021, M) 1.41 Family Business (1989, 3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, Denzel Washington1.28 12 M) Sean Connery, Dustin 11.10 Undergods (2020, M) Mighty Orphans (2021, M) Hoffman Johann Myers R, HD) Luke Wilson, Martin Sheen 4.05 The Chase Aus (G, R, HD, C) 3.31 Buck and the Preacher 12.40 The Air of the Time (2020, 4.55 ABC World News (PG) 3.23 Warrior Queen (2020, M) (1972, M) Sidney Poitier, PG) US documentary. 5.20 Abandoned Engineering Devika Bhise, Rupert Everett Harry Belafonte 2.00 Jealous (2017, M) Karin Viard (PG, HD) 5.03 Halloween Kills (2021, 16) 5.15 Malcolm X (1992, M) Based 3.45 The Donut King (2020, M) 6.10 30 Rock (PG, R, HD, C) Jamie Lee Curtis, Nick Castle on the life of African- 6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, American civil rights US documentary. 6.45 Voyagers (2020, 16) A multi- leader, Malcolm X. Denzel 5.25 The Father (2020, M) HD, C) generational group of men Washington, Angela Bassett 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, and women embark on an Anthony Hopkins expedition to colonise a 8.30 JFK (1991, M) A New Orleans 7.05 God of the Piano (2019, M) HD, C) s4ep1 distant planet. Tye Sheridan, district attorney investigates 7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C, Colin Farrell the assassination of US When a pianist gives birth President John F Kennedy. to a hearing-impaired son, AD) s11ep17 8.30 Vanquish (2021, M) A retired Kevin Costner, Tommy Lee she takes a desperate step. 8.30 ■ Top Gear (M, HD, C) The cop forces a former drug Jones Naama Preiss courier to do his bidding 8.30 Rialto Documentary: guys go an RV trip across by holding her daughter 11.35 The China Syndrome (1979, Signed, Theo Schoon (2021, Florida’s Everglades. hostage. Ruby Rose, Morgan PG) While filming a story at PG) NZ documentary about 9.40 ■ Mega Metro (M, HD) Freeman a nuclear plant, a reporter artist Theo Schoon. Behind the scenes of the and her cameraman capture 10.15 The Man in the Hat (2020, construction of Sydney 10.10 Dawn Raid (2020, M) NZ a concerning incident, but PG) Ciaran Hinds Metro. documentary. their superiors quash the 11.55 Poly Styrene: I Am a Cliche 10.45 Battlestar Galactica (M, investigation. Jane Fonda, (2021, M) UK documentary. HD, C) 11.50 Summerland (2020, PG) Jack Lemmon 1.35am Quacks (M) s1ep5&6 2.40 11.35 ■ Defiance (16, HD) Gemma Arterton The Air of the Time (2020, PG) 12.20am – 12.45 ABC World News 1.35am The Towering Inferno (1974, 4.00 Jealous (2017, M) 5.45 The (PG) 1.30am Unpregnant (2020, M) 3.15 PG) 4.15 Bite the Bullet (1975, PG) Donut King (2020, M) Chaos Walking (2021, M) 5.05 Out of Death (2021, 16) JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 87

THURSDAY JULY 21 SKY CHANNELS Nightmare (M) 5.40 Citizen P.I. (M) 6.35 American SoHo: Obama: In Pursuit of a More Detective with Lt. Joe Kenda (M) 7.30 Evil Lives Perfect Union, 9.30pm Vibe SKY 006 Here (M) 8.30 The Murder Tapes (M) 9.30 Chaos in Court (M) 10.30 A Crime to Remember (M) 11.25 SKY SPORT 6.00 Parenthood (M) s4ep1 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes 7.15 The Closer (M) s3ep9 8.05 Medium (M) s7ep continue Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 final 8.50 Judging Amy (M) s6ep19 9.40 Major Crimes (M) s6ep10 10.30 Judge Judy (PG) 10.55 Sky Arts SKY 020 6.15 Cadbury Netball Series, 1st v 2nd, replay from Outlander (18) s6ep6 12.10 Our Girl (16) s1ep3 1.10 Pulman Arena, Auckland 8.15 The Breakdown 9.15 Pivoting (M) s1ep9&10 2.00 The Closer (M) s3ep9 6.35 Gustavo Dudamel Conducts Mahler No 2 Sal’s NBL Women, Lower South v Central, replay 2.50 Medium (M) s7ep final 3.40 Judging Amy (M) 8.05 Grayson’s Art Club 8.50 Moment Musical 9.35 11.15 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 11.45 Between Two s6ep19 4.30 Judge Judy (PG) 5.30 Parenthood (M) Salzburg Festival 2020: Ádám Fischer Conducts Posts 12.30 Once a Warrior with Monty Betham s4ep1 6.30 Major Crimes (M) s6ep10 7.30 Murdoch Mozarteum Orchestra 11.05 Beethoven Sonatas 1.00 South Africa v Wales, game 3 replay from Mysteries (M) A part-time university student is for Violin and Piano 12.10 Mozart Week 2021: DHL Stadium, Cape Town 3.00 Farah Palmer Cup, found dead with electrical burns on his head. Cara Sorella Mia 1.20 Mozart Week 2021: Daniel Waikato v Manawatu, highlights 3.30 Farah Palmer s14ep4 8.30 Private Eyes (M) Shade’s precious Barenboim & Cecilia Bartoli 2.35 Gustavo Dudamel Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, highlights 4.00 Porsche is stolen at a luxury car show. s5ep4 9.30 Conducts Mahler No 2 4.05 Hemingway 6.00 Farah Palmer Cup, Auckland v Counties Manukau, The Inbetween (M) s1ep4 10.30 Judging Amy Speakeasy: Lenny Kravitz & Sean Lennon 7.00 Put highlights 4.30 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay (M) s6ep19 11.20 Judge Judy (PG) 11.50 Murdoch Some Colour in Your Life 7.30 African Renaissance from Sky Stadium, Wellington 6.30 UFC on Sky Mysteries (M) s14ep4 12.50am Programmes 8.30 You, Myself and Art 9.00 One Perfect Shot 7.00 Sky GrassRoots Rugby 8.00 Inside Netball continue (PG) 9.30 Finding Your Roots 10.30 Seeds of 8.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 9.00 Sky GrassRoots Deceit 11.15 Rough Draft with Reza Aslan 12.00am Rugby 10.00 UFC on Sky 10.30 Argentina v BBC UKTV SKY 007 Programmes continue Scotland, game 3, replay from Estadio Unico Madre de Ciudades, Santiago Del Estero 12.30am Australia 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.35 QI (M) 7.10 Discovery SKY 070 v England, game 3, replay from Sydney Cricket EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 8.30 A Touch of Ground 2.30 The Breakdown 3.30 Golf, DP World Frost (M) s4ep2 10.20 Father Brown Marathon (PG) 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do Tour, round 1, live s8ep9&2 Noon Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep3 1.35 It? (PG) 6.55 How the Universe Works (PG) 7.45 The Bill (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M) s2ep2 3.25 8 Out Homestead Rescue (PG) 8.35 Airplane Repo (PG) Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The Jonathan 9.25 Fast N’ Loud (PG) 10.20 Deadliest Catch (M) Ross Show (M) s15ep8 5.15 Who Do You Think You 11.15 Bering Sea Gold (M) 12.10 How Do They Do 6.00 The Ditch 6.30 Cycling, Tour de France, stage Are? (PG) 6.20 QI (M) 6.55 EastEnders (PG) 7.25 QI It? (PG) 12.35 How It’s Made (PG) 1.05 Mysteries 17, Saint-Gaudens to Peyragudes, replay 8.30 Tour (M) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 8.30 The Graham at the Museum (PG) 2.00 Naked and Afraid (M) de France, stage 17, highlights 9.00 Sal’s NBL Round Norton Show (M) With Dave Grohl, Kadeena Cox, 2.55 Alaskan Bush People (M) 3.50 Gold Rush: 11 Highlights 10.00 ATP 250, Swiss Open Gstaad, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Greg Davies. s29ep2 9.30 White Water (PG) 4.45 Homestead Rescue (PG) day 3, match of the day from Roy Emerson Arena, The Jonathan Ross Show (PG) With Boy George, 5.40 Outback Opal Hunters (PG) 6.35 Aussie Gstaad 11.30 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, Prue Leith, Big Zuu, Joanne McNally, and London Gold Hunters (PG) 8.30 Gold Rush: White Water day 3, match of the day 1.00 ATP 500, Hamburg Grammar. s17ep3 10.25 Father Brown (PG) s9ep3 (M) 9.30 Undercover Billionaire (PG) 10.30 Bering European Open, day 3, highlights 2.00 Cycling, Tour 11.20 Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep3 12.55am Sea Gold (M) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am de France, stage 17, Saint-Gaudens to Peyragudes, Programmes continue Programmes continue replay 4.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 5.00 The Ditch 5.30 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 17, highlights SoHo SKY 010 National Geographic SKY 072 6.00 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, day 3, match of the day from Am Rothenbaum, Hamburg 6.45 Westworld (18) s4ep4 7.45 Devils (16) s2ep5 6.30 Mega Factories 7.30 Undercover History (PG) 7.30 Tour de France, stage 17, Saint-Gaudens to 8.35 The Rising (16) s1ep1 9.20 The Lazarus Project 8.30 Food Factory (PG) 9.30 Something Bit Me! Peyragudes, replay 9.30 Inside Netball 10.00 (16) s1ep4 10.20 Made for Love (16) s2ep4 10.50 (PG) 10.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 11.30 Mine Between Two Posts 10.50 Tour de France, stage 17, The Righteous Gemstones (16) s1ep final 11.40 Real Kings (M) 12.30 Air Crash Investigation (M) 1.30 highlights 11.20 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 18, Time with Bill Maher (M) s20ep19 12.40 Westworld Inside (PG) 2.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 3.30 Lourdes to Hautacam, live 4.10am UFC on Sky 4.40 (18) s4ep4 1.40 Devils (16) s2ep5 2.35 The Rising Something Bit Me! (PG) 4.30 Food Factory (PG) Between Two Posts 5.30 AFL Weekly Highlights (16) s1ep1 3.20 The Righteous Gemstones (16) s1ep9 5.30 The 80s Top Ten (PG) 6.30 Mega Factories 4.10 Mr Inbetween (16) s2ep6 4.35 Mayans M.C. 7.30 Nazi Megastructures: America’s War (PG) Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 (16) s2ep3 5.30 Succession (16) s2ep7 6.30 Irma 8.30 Drain the Oceans Best ofs (PG) 9.30 Dutch Vep (16) s1ep2 7.30 What We Do in the Shadows Caribbean Coastguard (PG) 10.30 Wicked Tuna 8.00 Cricket, India v West Indies, 1st ODI, replay (16) s3ep8 8.00 I Love That for You (M) s1ep6 (PG) 11.30 Colossal Machines (PG) 12.30am from Narendra Modi Stadium, Ahmedabad 2.30 8.30 The Baby (16) s1ep8 9.00 Insecure (16) s5ep2 Programmes continue Fox Sports News 3.30 Aotearoa Rugby Pod 4.00 9.30 Obama: In Pursuit of a More Perfect Union Cycling, Tour de France, stage 17, highlights 4.30 (M) Documentary series. s1ep1 11.10 The Midwich History SKY 073 Sal’s NBL Women, Lower South v Central, replay Cuckoos (16) s1ep2 12.10am Programmes continue from Edgar Centre, Dunedin 6.30 Sal’s NBL Round 6.30 America: Our Defining Hours (M) 8.30 Time 12 Highlights 7.30 Sal’s NBL, Hawke’s Bay Hawks Living SKY 017 Team 9.30 Titans of the 20th Century (M) 10.30 v Wellington Saints, from Pettigrew Green Arena, Time Team 11.30 The Abyss: The Rise & Fall of the Napier, live 9.30 Sal’s NBL Women Round 3 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 The Pioneer Woman Nazis (M) 12.30 Abandoned Engineering (PG) 1.30 Highlights 10.30 ICC Cricket World Cup 2019, India (PG) 7.35 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 8.05 House History’s Raiders (PG) 2.30 How the Nazis Lost v West Indies, highlights 11.30 India v West Indies, Hunters (PG) 9.00 Grow Your Own at Home with the War (M) 3.30 Gladiators of WWII (PG) 4.30 1st ODI, highlights 12.00am India v West Indies, Alan Titchmarsh (PG) 9.30 Martha Knows Best The Abyss: The Rise & Fall of the Nazis (16) 5.30 2nd ODI, replay from Narendra Modi Stadium, (PG) 10.00 Garden Rescue (PG) 11.00 Escape to Titans of the 20th Century (M) 6.30 Time Team Ahmedabad the Country (PG) 11.55 Love It or List It UK 12.50 At 7.30 Abandoned Engineering (PG) 8.30 The Secret Home with the Nolans (PG) 1.50 Salvage Hunters of Skinwalker Ranch (PG) 9.30 Clean Torture: An (PG) 2.45 House Hunters (PG) 3.45 The Pioneer American Fabrication (16) 10.30 Secrets of the Lost Woman (PG) 4.15 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 4.45 Ark (PG) 11.30 Families That Changed the World Garden Rescue (PG) 5.40 Location Location (PG) 12.30am Programmes continue Location (PG) 6.35 Love It or List It UK 7.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 8.30 Restaurant: Impossible BBC Earth SKY 074 (PG) 9.30 Mystery Diners (PG) 10.30 Location Location Location Australia (PG) 11.25 House 6.00 Wildest Places (PG) 6.55 Life Below Zero (M) Hunters (PG) 12.15am Programmes continue 7.45 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 8.35 Earth’s Great Rivers (PG) 9.30 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor Investigation Discovery SKY 018 (PG) 10.25 The Dog Rescuers (PG) 11.10 24 Hours in A&E (PG) Noon Life: The Making of (PG) 12.10 6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 American Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild (PG) 1.05 Detective with Lt. Joe Kenda (M) 7.45 Death in the Earth’s Great Rivers (PG) 2.00 Wildest Places (PG) Bayou: The Jennings 8 (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next 2.55 Big Animal Surgery (M) 4.00 Life: The Making Door (M) 10.20 Twisted Sisters (M) 11.15 A Crime of (PG) 4.10 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor (PG) 5.05 Life to Remember (M) 12.10 Your Worst Nightmare (M) Below Zero (PG) 5.55 Where the Wild Men Are 1.05 Obsession: Dark Desires (M) 2.00 I (Almost) (PG) 6.50 The Dog Rescuers (PG) 7.40 24 Hours in Got Away with It (M) 2.55 Betrayed (M) 3.50 A&E (PG) 8.30 10 Puppies and Us (PG) 9.35 Blue Pandora’s Box: Unleashing Evil (M) 4.45 Your Worst Planet (PG) 10.35 The Hunt (PG) 11.30 Big Animal Surgery (M) 12.35am Programmes continue 88 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

FRIDAY JULY 22 TVNZ 1 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 TVNZ 2 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 THREE FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Breakfast (HD, C) Jenny- 6.00 Les Mills Born to Move (G, R, 6.00 AM With Ryan Bridge and Comedy: TRYING May Clarkson and Indira HD, C) Melissa Chan-Green. Stewart present news, sport, The heartwarming series information and weather. 6.25 Kiri and Lou (G, HD, C, AD) 9.00 Infomercials about a childless couple in 6.30 Toi Time (G, HD, C, AD) 10.30 Gold Rush (PG, R, C) s7ep9 London returns for season 9.00 Lingo (G, HD, C) Adil Ray 7.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, 11.30 Newshub Live three. Its charming mix of hosts a UK quiz show. Noon Ready to Love (PG, C) comedy and pathos has made HD, C) 1.00 ■ Love on Trend (2021, PG, it quietly successful: Esther 10.00 Tipping Point (G, R, HD, C) 7.25 The Adventures of Rocky Smith and Rafe Spall are the Ben Shephard hosts a UK C) A woman leaves her decidedly ordinary pair who quiz show. and Bullwinkle (G, R, HD, C) small town for San Francisco have turned to adoption after 7.50 Beyblade Burst Surge (G, R, to pursue her dream of successive rounds of IVF (on 11.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) becoming a fashion designer. the NHS) failed. Their comedy Bradley Walsh hosts a UK HD, C) Jocelyn Panton, Giles capers with the adoption quiz show. 8.10 Ricky Zoom (G, R, HD, C) Panton, Amanda Wong. agency, and their social 8.25 Toi Time (G, R, HD, C, AD) 3.00 Dude, You’re Screwed (PG, worker (played by Imelda Noon 1 News (HD, C) 8.50 Apollo’s Tall Tales (G, R, C) s1ep4 Staunton), were explored in 12.30 Emmerdale (PG, HD, C, AD) 4.00 ■ Bath Crashers (G, C) US season two. Now, in season 1.00 Hollyoaks (PG, C, AD) Peri HD, C) bathroom makeover show. three, they’ve woken up as 9.05 Infomercials s7ep1 full-blown parents to two confides in Ste about her 9.35 Les Mills Grit Cardio (G, R, 4.30 Newshub Live children. Obstacles await, all suspicions and they come 5.00 Gold Rush (PG, C) s7ep10 undertaken with humour, up with a sneaky plan to HD, C) 6.00 Newshub Live love and one of those uplift- discover the truth. 10.05 Home and Away (PG, R, C) 7.00 The Project With Kanoa ing theme songs. Aw. 2.00 Coronation Street (PG, R, 10.35 Shortland Street (PG, R, HD, Lloyd, Jesse Mulligan and APPLE TV+ C, AD) Jeremy Corbett. 3.00 Tipping Point (G, HD, C) Ben C, AD) 7.30 ■ Sherlock Holmes: A Game Documentary: SECRETS Shephard hosts a UK quiz 11.05 Charmed (PG, HD, C) of Shadows (2011, M, C) OF BONES show. Noon ■ Romance Retreat (2019, Sherlock Holmes is on the 4.00 Te Karere A Māori trail of Professor Moriarty, What’s more fun on a Friday perspective on the day’s PG, HD, C) Amanda Schull. who is carrying out a string night than a series about news and current affairs. 1.40 The Drew Barrymore Show of random crimes across how bones have enabled 4.30 Neighbours (PG, HD, C) Europe. Robert Downey vertebrates to colonise and Hendrix’s loved ones gather (PG, HD, C) Jr, Jude Law, Jared Harris, dominate practically every to remember him, and 2.35 Superstore (PG, HD, C, AD) Rachel McAdams, Noomi habitat on Earth? Evolutionary the Erinsborough event 3.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch Rapace. TV Films, page 69 biologist and master skeleton is an upbeat party, while 10.00 Newshub Late builder Ben Garrod explains the Sydney event is more (G, HD, C) 10.30 The Rookie (M, R, C) Nolan all, from the smallest to the sombre. 3.30 The Feed (PG, HD, C) mildly injures himself while largest creatures. 5.00 The Chase (G, R, HD, C) 5.00 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, chasing a shoplifter and the BBC EARTH, 9.35pm Bradley Walsh hosts a UK local district attorney wants quiz show. C, AD) s29ep21 to charge the suspect with 6.00 1 News (HD, C) 5.30 Friends (G, R, HD, C) s9ep2 assault. s3ep14 7.00 Seven Sharp (HD, C) Hilary 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (G, R, 11.30 The Stand Up Sketch Show Barry and Jeremy Wells (16, R, C) s2ep6 present current affairs and HD, C, AD) s6ep3 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials entertainment. 6.30 Home and Away (PG, C) A 7.30 The Repair Shop (G, HD, PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 C, AD) UK series in which highly-strung Cash snaps, expert craftspeople restore and Ziggy takes the driver’s 6.00 Infomercials treasured items. seat. 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C) 8.30 The Great Big Tiny Design 7.00 Shortland Street (PG, HD, 9.00 Jeopardy (G, R) Challenge (G, HD, C, AD) C, AD) 9.30 American Pickers (PG, R) Sandi Toksvig presents a 7.30 Britain’s Got Talent (G, 10.25 The Great British Bake Off UK series in which amateur HD, C) Ant and Dec host crafters put their miniature- a UK talent quest. Tonight, (PG, R, C) making skills to the test. eight more acts compete in 12.30 Yorkshire Airport (PG, R, C) Tonight, the miniaturists the last of the semi-finals. 1.00 Tough as Nails (PG, R, C) compete to transform s15ep13 2.00 The Late Show (PG, R) a derelict mini mansion, 9.20 ■ Laughs Unleashed (16, HD, 3.00 Wheel of Fortune (G) tackling an Elizabethan C, AD) Local series featuring 3.30 Jeopardy (G) bedroom. s1ep4 comedians performing 4.00 Truck Files: A New Zealand 9.30 ■ The World’s Most stand-up for a studio Extraordinary Homes (G, HD, audience. Tonight, Tim Batt, Story (PG, R, C) C, AD) UK series in which Lana Walters and James 5.00 WhichCar (G, R, C) Piers Taylor and Caroline Mustapic. 5.30 Prime News Quentin visit extraordinary 9.50 Would I Lie to You? (G, R, 6.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C) homes. Tonight, in Portugal, HD, C) Rob Brydon hosts 7.00 The Ditch (G) they discover four homes a UK comedy panel show. 7.30 Border Security: America’s built with great design and s12ep5 craftsmanship and set within 10.25 Paranormal Caught on Front Line (PG, R, C) stunning landscapes. s2ep1 Camera (M, HD, C) Two 8.00 Border Security: Australia’s 10.45 1 News (HD, C) friends are unharmed after a 11.15 Shortland Street (PG, R, car crashes into a restaurant, Front Line (PG, R, C) C, AD) skydivers survive after their 8.30 ■ Law & Order: Organized 11.45 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings (M, planes collide, and a Utah R, HD, C, AD) man faces an angry cougar. Crime (16, C) 2.45am Schitt’s Creek (G, R, HD, 11.25 ■ Love Life (16, HD, C, AD) 9.30 NRL Premiership (G) St C, AD) As Marcus encounters major 1.35 Te Karere (R) life changes, a rare night out George Illawarra Dragons v 2.10 Infomercials allows him the chance to Manly Sea-Eagles. 5.30 – 6.00 Religious reflect on his progress. 11.30 RAW (PG) Programming 12.00am Kung Fu (M, HD, C) 12.30am The Late Show with 12.45 Evil (M, HD, C) Stephen Colbert (PG) 1.30 Emmerdale (PG, R, HD, 1.30 – 6.00 Infomercials C, AD) 1.55 Infomercials 2.55 Unreal (16, HD, C) 4.25 2 Tunes 4.30 – 6.00 The Bachelorette (PG, R, HD, C) ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 89

FRIDAY JULY 22 WHAKAATA Film: HULK MĀORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 The strangest of the failed superhero 6.30 Kids’ Programmes movies, although maybe Ang Lee was 8.00 Tribe (G, R) onto something: two years later, Christo- 8.30 Oranga Ngākau (G, R) pher Nolan would give Batman a serious, 9.30 Whānau Living (G, R) realistic tone. Taika Waititi did Marvel a 10.00 Lucky Dip (G, R) favour when he lightened the mood – 10.30 Whatta Beauty (PG, R) who isn’t looking forward to She-Hulk: 11.00 Rage Against the Rangatahi Attorney at Law? BRAVO, 7.30pm (PG, R) BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024 11.30 Beyond Matariki (G, R) Noon Te Ao Tapatahi 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Cat from Hell (PG, R) 6.00 Unique Rides (PG, R) 12.30 Tongue Tied (M, R) 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R) 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.50 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 1.05 Hari with the Māori 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R) 7.30 Valerie’s Home Cooking (G) 7.35 Tanked (PG, R) 11.50 Million Dollar Listing NY 8.00 Rick Stein’s Spain (G, R) 8.25 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) Sidesteps (PG, R) 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 9.15 Kindig Customs (PG, R) 1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R) (PG, R) 10.00 American Pickers (PG, R) 10.05 Nasa’s Unexplained Files 2.35 Ako (G, R) 12.50 Tiny House Nation (PG, R) 11.00 Salvage Dawgs (G) 3.05 Kids’ Programmes 1.45 50 Ways to Kill Your 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G, R) (PG, R) 4.35 Tribe (G, R) Noon Al Murray’s Great British 10.55 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) 5.15 Haka Life (G, R) Mammy (PG, R) 11.45 Man vs. Wild (PG, R) 5.30 Kids’ Programmes 2.40 Hoarders (PG, R) Pub Quiz (PG, R) 2.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R) 6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 3.40 Top Chef (PG) 1.00 Amazon: The Lost World 3.30 Unique Rides (PG, R) 4.35 Shark Tank (PG, R) 4.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R) Mātaatua (G, R) Mātaatua, 5.30 Million Dollar Listing NY (PG) 5.30 Tanked (PG) from Tauranga. 2.00 QE2: The World’s Most 6.30 Wheeler Dealers (PG) 6.30 Te Ao Mārama (PG, R) 7.30 Mysteries of the Deep (PG) 7.00 Pio Terei Tonight (G, R) Pio 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG) After a Luxurious Hotel (PG, R) Terei and Nix Adams meet 3.00 My Cat from Hell (PG) Jeremy Wade investigates Raniera Rewiri and Sol3 Mio. series of losses, Jon must 4.00 Bobby Flay’s Barbecue one of the Bermuda 8.00 Moosemeat and Marmalade help an owner and her staff Triangle’s most infamous (G, R) Two very different get back on track. Addiction (G) disappearances. chefs explore contrasting 7.30 ■ Hulk (2003, M, R, C) After 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 8.30 Expedition Unknown (PG) cultures and traditions. an accident, a genetics Josh journeys into the heart 8.30 Intrepid Journeys (PG) researcher transforms into a (PG) of Mongolia in search of the Kevin Milne is in Ukraine. giant green creature when 6.00 American Pickers (PG) lost tomb of Genghis Khan. 9.30 Skindigenous (G) Series he is stressed. Eric Bana. 7.00 This Time Next Year UK (PG) 9.30 NASA’s Unexplained Files featuring indigenous tattoo 10.20 Injustice with Nancy Grace 8.00 Newshub Live (PG) artists from around the (M, R) 8.30 Strictly Come Dancing (G) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG) world. 11.15 Killer Couples (M, R) 9.25 Celebrity IOU (G) 11.25 Tanked (PG, R) 10.00 Kōrero Tuku Iho (G) 12.05am The Real Murders of 10.25 This Time Next Year UK 12.15am Programmes continue 11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) Orange County (M, R) 12.55 – 6.00 Infomercials (PG, R) 11.30 Flea Market Flip (G) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZDUKE FREEVIEW6SKY023 SKY PREMIERE SKY030 MOVIESCLASSICSSKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 On Duke Today 6.45 The Call (2020, 16) Lin 6.25 Pale Rider (1985, PG) Clint 7.25 The Father (2020, M) Noon DUKEbox Music Shaye, Tobin Bell Eastwood, Michael Moriarty Anthony Hopkins, Olivia 1.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, Colman 8.25 The Suicide Squad (2021, 16) 8.20 The Fan (1996, 16) Robert De HD, C) Margot Robbie, Idris Elba Niro, Wesley Snipes 9.05 God of the Piano (2019, M) 1.55 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, Naama Preis 10.35 F9: The Fast Saga (2021, 10.15 Decision at Sundown (1957, R, HD, C) M) Vin Diesel, Michelle M) Randolph Scott, John 10.30 Quacks (M) s1ep5&6 2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, Rodriguez Carroll 11.35 The Air of the Time (2020, R, HD) 12.55 Crisis (2020, 16) Gary 11.30 Sudden Impact (1983, 16) PG) Documentary. Carolina 2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, R, HD) Oldman, Armie Hammer Clint Eastwood, Sondra Herrera, Donna Karan 3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, Locke 12.55 A Woman’s Name (2018, M) 2.55 New Year, New You (2018, Cristiana Capotondi R, HD) 16) Suki Waterhouse, Carly 1.25 Fanny (1961, G) Leslie Caron, 2.25 Flannery (2019, M) US 4.10 The Chase Aus (G, R, HD, C) Chaikin Horst Buchholz documentary. 4.55 ABC World News (PG) 3.50 A Rainy Day in New 5.20 Abandoned Engineering 4.20 The Glorias (2020, M) 3.35 Gilda (1946, PG) Glenn Ford, York (2019, M) Timothee Julianne Moore, Alicia Rita Hayworth Chalamet, Elle Fanning (G, HD) Vikander 5.20 Herself (2020, 16) Clare 6.10 30 Rock (PG, R, HD, C) 5.25 Gandhi (1982, PG) Ben Dunne 6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 6.45 Infinite (2021, M) A man Kingsley, Roshan Seth, 6.55 Katie (2018, M) Irish learns that his hallucinations Edward Fox documentary about boxer HD, C) are actually visions from Katie Taylor. 7.00 Everybody Hates Chris (PG, past lives. Mark Wahlberg, 8.30 The Tall T (1957, G) A former 8.30 Here Before (2021, M) A Chiwetel Ejiofor ranch foreman is kidnapped grieving woman develops HD, C) s4ep2 with an heiress, who is being an obsession with a girl she 7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C, 8.30 The Professor and the held for ransom by three believes is her reincarnated Madman (2019, M) Based outlaws. Randolph Scott, child. Andrea Riseborough AD) s11ep19 on the story of Professor Richard Boone 9.55 Best Sellers (2021, M) 8.30 ■ Batman Returns (1992, James Murray and his work Michael Caine, Aubrey Plaza on the first Oxford English 9.45 Birdman of Alcatraz (1962, 11.35 Adult Material Marathon (18) PG, R, HD, C, AD) A corrupt Dictionary. Mel Gibson, Sean PG) Based on the life of s1ep1-3 businessman and the Penn Robert Stroud, a convicted 3.05am Zealandia (2020, M) 3.25 grotesque Penguin plot murderer who found a A Woman’s Name (2018, M) 4.55 A to take control of Gotham 10.35 Queenpins (2021, M) Kristen redemptive outlet in caring Rainy Day in New York (2019, M) City. Michael Keaton, Danny Bell, Kirby Howell-Baptiste for wayward birds. Burt DeVito, Michelle Pfeiffer. Lancaster, Karl Malden 10.45 Battlestar Galactica (PG, 12.25am Alone (2020, 16) 2.00 HD, C) Judas & the Black Messiah (2021, 12.10am Batman Forever (1995, PG) 11.35 Mr Robot (16, HD) 16) 4.05 A Mouthful of Air (2021, M) 2.15 Philadelphia (1993, PG) 4.20 1.15am – 1.35 ABC World News (PG) 5.50 Music (2021, M) Alvarez Kelly (1966, PG) 90 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

FRIDAY JULY 22 SKY CHANNELS Crime to Remember (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes continue Vibe SKY 006 Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Parenthood (M) s4ep2 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) 7.15 The Closer (M) s3ep10 8.05 The Mysteries of 6.25 Seeds of Deceit 7.10 Rough Draft with Reza Laura (M) s1ep1 8.50 Judging Amy (M) s6ep20 9.40 Aslan 8.00 Hemingway 9.55 Speakeasy: Lenny Major Crimes (M) s6ep11 10.30 Judge Judy (PG) Kravitz & Sean Lennon 10.55 Put Some Colour 11.20 Murdoch Mysteries (M) s14ep4 12.10 Private in Your Life 11.25 African Renaissance 12.25 You, Eyes (M) s5ep4 1.05 The Inbetween (M) s1ep4 Myself and Art 12.55 One Perfect Shot (PG) 1.25 2.00 The Closer (M) s3ep10 2.50 The Mysteries Finding Your Roots 2.25 Seeds of Deceit 3.10 of Laura (M) s1ep1 3.40 Judging Amy (M) s6ep20 Rough Draft with Reza Aslan 4.00 ■ Jimmy Carter: 4.30 Judge Judy (PG) 5.30 Parenthood (M) s4ep2 Rock & Roll President (2020, G) 5.30 Sing Me a 6.30 Major Crimes (M) s6ep11 7.30 Jamestown Lullaby 6.00 Anthems: New Zealand’s Iconic Hits (16) s1ep7 8.30 Downton Abbey (M) s6ep8 10.05 (M) 7.00 Stars of the Silver Screen: George C Scott Judging Amy (M) s6ep20 10.55 Judge Judy (PG) 7.45 Music on the Road 8.00 ■ Babenco: Tell Me 11.50 Jamestown (16) s1ep7 12.45am Programmes When I Die (2019, G) 9.15 Beat the Devil 10.10 What continue Was Virginia Woolf Afraid of? 11.00 Australia’s Lost Impressionist: John Russell 12.00am Programmes BBC UKTV SKY 007 continue 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.35 QI (M) 7.10 Discovery SKY 070 Sky Arts: Beat the Devil, 9.15pm EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 8.30 A Touch of Frost (M) s4ep3 10.20 Father Brown Marathon 6.05 How It’s Made (PG) 6.30 How Do They Do SKY SPORT (PG) s8ep10-3 Noon Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep4 It? (PG) 6.55 How the Universe Works (PG) 7.45 1.35 The Bill (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M) s2ep3 3.25 Homestead Rescue (PG) 8.35 Airplane Repo (PG) Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The 9.25 Fast N’ Loud (PG) 10.20 Gold Rush: White Jonathan Ross Show (M) s15ep9 5.15 Who Do You Water (M) 11.15 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 12.10 8.30 Sky GrassRoots Rugby 9.30 Once a Warrior Think You Are? Australia (PG) 6.20 QI (PG) 6.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 12.35 How It’s Made (PG) with Monty Betham 10.00 The Ditch 10.30 Inside Richard Osman’s House of Games Night (PG) s1ep2 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 2.00 Naked Netball 11.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 11.30 Farah 7.25 QI (M) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 8.35 8 Out and Afraid (M) 2.55 Alaskan Bush People (M) 3.50 Palmer Cup, Wellington v Canterbury, replay from of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 9.30 All Round Gold Rush: White Water (PG) 4.45 Gold Rush: Porirua Park, Wellington 1.30 All Blacks v Ireland, to Mrs Brown’s (M) s3ep3 10.25 Hypothetical (M) Parker’s Trail (M) 5.40 Outback Opal Hunters (PG) game 3, replay from Sky Stadium, Wellington 3.30 s1ep3 11.15 Midsomer Murders (M) s18ep4 12.50am 6.35 Bering Sea Gold (M) 7.30 Gold Rush: White South Africa v Wales, replay from DHL Stadium, Programmes continue Water (M) 8.30 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 9.30 Cape Town 5.30 Farah Palmer Cup, Waikato v Demolition Down Under (PG) 10.30 Mysteries at the Manawatu, replay from FMG Stadium Waikato, SoHo SKY 010 Museum (PG) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am Hamilton 7.30 Sal’s NBL, Southland Sharks Programmes continue v Taranaki Airs, from ILT Stadium Southland, 6.35 American Rust (16) s1ep4 7.25 Irma Vep (16) Invercargill, live 9.30 Sky GrassRoots Rugby 10.30 s1ep2 8.25 What We Do in the Shadows (16) s3ep8 National Geographic SKY 072 All Blacks v Ireland, game 3, replay from Sky 8.50 Obama: In Pursuit of a More Perfect Union (M) Stadium, Wellington 12.30am Inside Netball 1.00 s1ep1 10.30 The Midwich Cuckoos (16) s1ep2 11.30 6.30 Mega Factories 7.30 Nazi Megastructures: Golf, LPGA Tour, Amundi Evian Championship, American Rust (16) s1ep4 12.20 I Love That for You America’s War (PG) 8.30 Drain the Oceans Best round 1, highlights 1.30 LPGA, Amundi Evian (M) s1ep6 12.50 The Baby (16) s1ep8 1.20 Insecure ofs (PG) 9.30 Dutch Caribbean Coastguard (PG) Championship, round 2, live 4.30 Sky GrassRoots (16) s5ep2 1.50 The Midwich Cuckoos (16) s1ep2 10.30 Wicked Tuna (PG) 11.30 Colossal Machines Rugby 5.30 UFC on Sky 2.50 American Rust (16) s1ep4 3.40 I Love That (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 1.30 Inside for You (M) s1ep6 4.10 Mr Inbetween (16) s2ep7 (M) 2.30 Inside North Korea’s Dynasty (M) 3.30 Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 4.35 Mayans M.C. (16) s2ep4 5.30 Succession (16) Narco Wars: The Mob (16) 4.30 Nature’s Fury (PG) s2ep8 6.30 Fear the Walking Dead (18) s7ep11 7.30 5.30 Drain the Oceans Best ofs (PG) 6.30 Mega 6.00 Once a Warrior with Monty Betham 6.30 The Good Lord Bird (18) s1ep7 8.30 The L Word: Factories 7.30 When Sharks Attack (M) 8.30 Shark Cycling, Tour de France, stage 18, Lourdes to Generation Q (18) s1ep8 9.30 Mind Over Murder (18) Attack Files (M) 9.30 Air Crash Investigation (M) Hautacam, replay 8.30 Tour de France, stage True crime docuseries. s1ep4 10.30 I May Destroy 11.30 Food Factory (PG) 12.30am Programmes 18, highlights 9.00 The Late Show with Matty You (18) s1ep4 11.05 Last Week Tonight with John continue Johns 10.00 ATP 250, Swiss Open Gstaad, day Oliver (M) s9ep16 11.40 The Rising (16) s1ep1 4, match of the day 11.30 ATP 500, Hamburg 12.25am Programmes continue History SKY 073 European Open, day 4, match of the day 1.00 ATP 500, Hamburg European Open, day 4, Living SKY 017 6.30 Clean Torture: An American Fabrication highlights 2.00 Cycling, Tour de France, stage 18, (16) 7.30 Secrets of the Lost Ark (PG) 8.30 Time Lourdes to Hautacam, replay 4.00 AFL Weekly 6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 The Pioneer Woman Team 9.30 Titans of the 20th Century (M) 10.30 Highlights 4.30 UFC on Sky 5.00 Cycling, Tour (PG) 7.35 Mexican Made Easy (PG) 8.05 House Time Team 11.30 Abandoned Engineering (PG) de France, stage 18, highlights 5.30 ATP 500, Hunters (PG) 9.00 Mystery Diners (PG) 10.00 12.30 The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch (PG) 1.30 Hamburg European Open, day 4, match of the Restaurant: Impossible (PG) 11.00 Escape to the History’s Raiders (PG) 2.30 How the Nazis Lost day 7.00 Inside Netball 7.30 Tour de France, stage Country (PG) 11.55 Love It or List It UK 12.50 the War (M) 3.30 Gladiators of WWII (PG) 4.30 18, Lourdes to Hautacam, replay 9.30 Sal’s NBL Location Location Location Australia (PG) 1.50 The Abyss: The Rise & Fall of the Nazis (M) 5.30 Round 12 Highlights 10.30 The Ditch 10.55 Tour de Salvage Hunters (PG) 2.45 House Hunters (PG) Atomic Age Declassified (PG) 6.30 Time Team 7.30 France, stage 19, Castelnau-Magnoac to Cahors, 3.45 The Pioneer Woman (PG) 4.15 Mexican Made Blood Money: Inside the Nazi Economy (PG) 8.30 live 4.00am Australia v England, game 3, highlights Easy (PG) 4.45 Restaurant: Impossible (PG) 5.40 American Dynasties: The Kennedys (PG) 9.30 The 4.20 Tour de France Press Conference, live 5.30 Location Location Location (PG) 6.35 Love It or List Guns That Changed the Game (PG) 10.30 Secrets ATP Uncovered It UK 7.30 Escape to the Country (PG) 8.30 Every of Britain (PG) 11.30 Crusaders (PG) 12.30am Family Has a Secret (PG) 9.30 Long Lost Family: Programmes continue Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 What Happened Next UK (PG) 10.30 Location Location Location Australia 11.25 House Hunters BBC Earth SKY 074 8.00 Cricket, India v West Indies, 3rd ODI, replay (PG) 12.15am Programmes continue from Narendra Modi Stadium, Ahmedabad 4.00 6.00 Wildest Places (PG) 6.55 Life Below Zero (PG) Cycling, Tour de France stage 18, highlights 4.30 Investigation Discovery SKY 018 7.45 Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 8.35 Building to India v West Indies, 3rd ODI, highlights 5.00 Sal’s the Sky (PG) 9.30 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor (PG) 10.20 NBL, Hawke’s Bay Hawks v Wellington Saints, 6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 Still a Mystery The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) 11.10 24 replay from Pettigrew Green Arena, Napier 7.15 (M) 7.45 Reasonable Doubt (M) 8.35 Chaos in Court Hours in A&E (PG) Noon Life: The Making of (PG) West Indies v Bangladesh, 1st ODI, highlights 8.15 (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 10.20 Twisted 12.10 The Hunt (PG) 1.05 Building to the Sky (PG) West Indies v Bangladesh, 2nd ODI, highlights 9.15 Sisters (M) 11.15 A Crime to Remember (M) 12.10 2.00 Wildest Places (PG) 2.55 Big Animal Surgery West Indies v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, highlights 10.15 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 1.05 Obsession: Dark (M) 4.00 Life: The Making of (PG) 4.10 Trust Me, India v West Indies, 1st ODI, highlights 11.15 India Desires (M) 2.00 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M) I’m a Doctor (PG) 5.05 Life Below Zero (PG) 5.55 v West Indies, 2nd ODI, highlights 12.15am India v 2.55 Betrayed (M) 3.50 Pandora’s Box: Unleashing Where the Wild Men Are (PG) 6.50 The Dog West Indies, 3rd ODI, highlights 1.15 West Indies v Evil (M) 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 5.40 The Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) 7.40 24 Hours in India, 1st ODI, from Queen’s Park Oval, Trinidad & Murder Tapes (M) 6.35 Chaos in Court (M) 7.30 Evil A&E (PG) 8.30 Galapagos: Islands of Change (PG) Tobago, live Lives Here (M) 8.30 Reasonable Doubt (M) 9.30 9.35 Secrets of Bones (PG) 10.35 The Hunt (PG) American Detective with Lt. 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RADIO JULY 1622 RNZ Concert Patricia Westley, live performances from Aotearoa and around Music Alive, the world 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO Sunday, 6.30pm. 7.00 RNZ Concert Evenings 8.00 Music Alive rnz.co.nz/concert NZSO: Transfiguration – Rachmaninov: Piano NB: Programmes are subject to change depending on compete for a place in the final, accompanied Concerto No 2 in C minor Op 18; Mozart: Sonata Covid level restrictions at time of broadcast by pianist Terence Dennis 9.00 Made in New in D for piano duet K381 (2); Strauss: Death & Zealand 11.00 New Music Dreams Ryan Smith Transfiguration Op 24; Wagner: Tannhäuser, SATURDAY explores ambient and drone music 12.00am Overture & Venusberg Music, Louis Lortie News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00, noon Music Through the Night (piano), New Zealand SO/Asher Fisch (recorded 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ Concert at the Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington) 10.00 Days 1.00 Onstage 2.00 Worlds of Music MONDAY Day’s End 12.00am Music Through the Night with Trevor Reekie Trans-global, fusion and News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, noon, folk roots 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons 5.00 5.00pm TUESDAY Inside Out with Nick Tipping Jazz favourites, 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, noon, standards and new releases 6.30 Music Alive Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of 5.00pm Live from St Peter’s on Willis, Wellington: 2022 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ Lexus Song Quest Semi-final 1 – Sopranos Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of live Sarah Hubbard, Felicity Tomkins and Amelia performances from Aotearoa and around the Berry and tenors Ridge Ponini and Filipe Manu world 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons 7.00 RNZ compete for a place in the final, accompanied Concert Evenings 8.00 Music Alive Wallace by pianist Terence Dennis 9.30 Sound Lounge International Piano Festival: Lixin Zhang – Contemporary music 12.00am Music Through Beethoven: Piano Sonata No 26 in E flat Op 81a, the Night Les Adieux; Liszt: Consolations S172, Nos 1-3; Schumann: Novelettes Op 21, Nos 1 & 2; Debussy: SUNDAY Preludes, excerpts; Chopin: Ballade No 2 in F Op News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00, noon 38; Zhang: Ocean, Lixin Zhang (piano) (recorded 6.00 Sanctuary 7.30 Hymns on Sunday with in University of Auckland Music Theatre) 10.00 Robyn Jaquiery 8.00 Grace Notes 9.00 RNZ Day’s End 12.00am Music Through the Night Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of live performances WEDNESDAY from Aotearoa and around the world 3.00 News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, noon, The Musical Omnivore with David Morriss 5.00pm Including Vintage Years 5.00 New Horizons 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ with William Dart Rock, pop, country, folk and Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of live beyond 6.30 Music Alive Live from St Peter’s performances from Aotearoa and around the on Willis, Wellington: 2022 Lexus Song Quest world 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons 7.00 RNZ Semi-final 2 – Sopranos Katherine Winitana, Concert Evenings 8.00 Music Alive Carnegie Patricia Westley and Tayla Alexander and tenors Hall Live 2022: Gateways Music Festival Sid Chand and Emmanuel Fonoti-Fuimaono RNZ National MONDAY THURSDAY 5.00 First Up 6.00 Morning Report with Corin 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00 FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Dann and Susie Ferguson 9.06 Nine to Noon Morning Report with Corin Dann and Susie rnz.co.nz with Kathryn Ryan Noon Midday Report with Ferguson 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan NB: Programmes are subject to change depending on Māni Dunlop 1.06 Afternoons with Jesse Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop 1.06 Covid level restrictions at time of broadcast Mulligan 3.45 The Panel with Wallace Chapman Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel 5.00 Checkpoint with Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with SATURDAY Now 7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump 10.00 Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights with 6.08 Storytime 6.55 News 2 Me 7.08 Country News at Ten 10.15 Lately with Karyn Hay 11.04 Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 Lately Life 8.10 Saturday Morning with Kim Hill 12.10 Nashville Babylon Mark Rogers presents with Karyn Hay 11.04 Music 101 Pocket Edition Māpuna with Julian Wilcox Conversations with Americana, alt country, folk, soul and blues 12.04am All Night Programme Māori throughout Aotearoa, from sports legends 12.04am All Night Programme to business leaders, artists and community FRIDAY advocates 1.06 Music 101 with Charlotte Ryan TUESDAY 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00 5.00 The World at Five 5.30 Tagata o te Moana 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00 Morning Report with Corin Dann and Susie Pacific news, issues, information and music Morning Report with Corin Dann and Susie Ferguson 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan 6.06 Nashville Babylon Mark Rogers presents Ferguson 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop 1.06 Americana, alt country, folk, soul and blues 7.06 Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop 1.06 Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel Saturday Night with Phil O’Brien Requests, Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with nostalgia and musical memories 12.04am All with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights with Night Programme Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 Lately Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 Lately with Karyn Hay 11.04 The Mixtape 12.04am All SUNDAY with Karyn Hay 11.04 Worlds of Music with Night Programme 6.08 Storytime 7.10 Features Hour 8.06 Trevor Reekie 12.04am All Night Programme Sunday Morning with Jim Mora Including 9.06 Midday Report Mediawatch 12.12 Standing Room Only with WEDNESDAY with Māni Dunlop, Lynn Freeman Including 1.10 At the Movies 2.05 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00 weekdays, The Laugh Track 3.05 Classic Drama 4.06 The Morning Report with Corin Dann and Susie 12.00pm. Arts Hour (BBC World Service) 5.00 The World Ferguson 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn at Five 5.10 Heart and Soul (BBC) 5.35 Te Manu Ryan Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop Korihi Māori news and issues 6.06 Māpuna 1.06 Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The with Julian Wilcox Conversations with Māori Panel with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint throughout Aotearoa, from sports legends to with Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights business leaders and artists 6.50 Voices 7.04 with Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 Smart Talk Conversations recorded around Lately with Karyn Hay 11.04 Inside Out Nick Aotearoa and the world 8.06 The Sunday Night Tipping presents classic recordings and modern Retro Show with Phil O’Brien 10.00 News at Ten masterpieces from the world of jazz. 12.04am 10.15 Mediawatch 11.04 The Retro Cocktail Hour All Night Programme (KPR) 12.04am All Night Programme 92 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

Orchestra – Brahms: Variations on a theme Classical Home Listening by Haydn Op 56a; Walker: Symphony No 3; Batiste orch Wong: I Can; Price: Symphony No by ELIZABETH KERR 3; Cockerham: Fantasia on “Lift Every Voice and Sing”, Jon Batiste (piano), Gateways Music Wild Festival Orchestra/Anthony Parnther (recorded journey in Carnegie Hall, New York) 10.00 Day’s End 12.00am Music Through the Night Bartók’s famously finger-breaking THURSDAY concerto comes News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, to Auckland. noon, 5.00pm 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ French pianist Jean-Efflam Third visit to NZ: Jean-Efflam Bavouzet. Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of live Bavouzet has no fear of performances from Aotearoa and around the ferociously difficult piano for Bavouzet. The maestro mentored world 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons 7.00 RNZ repertoire. In his late teens, him and arranged a performance of Concert Evenings 7.30 Music Alive Live from studying at the Paris Conservatoire, he Bartók’s Piano Concerto No 3 with a Auckland Town Hall – APO Premier Series: realised that he could become a concert French orchestra. Solti’s death, before Brahms 4 – Stravinsky: Symphonies of Wind pianist when he could play Schumann’s they appeared on stage together, was Instruments; Bartok: Piano Concerto No 2 notorious Toccata up to tempo. Schu- an “enormous disappointment”, but the Sz95; Brahms: Symphony No 4 in E minor Op mann had called the work “the hardest performance proceeded under the baton 98, Jean-Efflam Bavouzet (piano), Auckland piece ever written”. of Pierre Boulez and gave Bavouzet’s Phil/Giordano Bellincampi 10.00 Day’s End career the “kick” Solti had intended. 12.00am Music Through the Night Bavouzet makes his third visit to New Zealand next week to play Bartók’s “Bartók creates FRIDAY Piano Concerto No 2, with the Auckland spectacularly News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, Philharmonia Orchestra, in a concert contrasting sound noon, 5.00pm broadcast live on RNZ Concert. The con- worlds.” 6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ certo is described as “finger-breaking” Concert Days 1.00 Onstage A showcase of live by eminent Hungarian-born pianist Why does a French pianist feel so performances 3.00 RNZ Concert Afternoons András Schiff, who also called it “prob- at home in Bartók’s music? “I claim,” 7.00 RNZ Concert Evenings 8.00 Music Alive ably the single most difficult piece that Bavouzet says, “to be the most ‘Hunga- NZSQ: Dangerous Liaisons – Beethoven: String I have ever played, and I usually end up rophile’ of French musicians. My wife is Quartet in F Op 18/1; Bartók: String Quartet No with a keyboard covered by blood”. Hungarian and I’ve worked with many 1; Schumann: String Quartet in A Op 41/3, New great Hungarian musicians, pianist Zealand String Quartet (recorded in St Mary Bavouzet, all genial Gallic charm, Zoltán Kocsis and others. Bartók was of the Angels, Wellington) 10.00 Day’s End is undeterred. He considers Bartók’s closer to me as a teenager than Debussy.” 12.00am Music Through the Night work “an absolute masterpiece” with a perfect pyramidal shape. “I admire He hopes the audience will become Newstalk ZB newstalkzb.co.nz the strength of the piano writing, the immersed in the music in his APO originality of the themes, the interac- performance. “Be guided by Bartók, he SATURDAY tion of the piano and orchestra. Bartók knows where he’s going, you can trust 6.00 Jamie McKay 7.00 D’Arcy Waldegrave 9.00 creates spectacularly contrasting sound him. It’s a totally wild sound journey.” l Jack Tame Noon Sportstalk 3.00 Tim Roxborogh worlds, no strings in the first movement, & Tim Beveridge 6.00 Roman Travers 12.00am Jim then ‘night’ music at the beginning of the BRAHMS 4 Auckland Philharmonia Snedden second and the frenetic third, just sound, Orchestra, Giordano Bellincampi (con- no melody, no harmony.” Bavouzet ductor), Jean-Efflam Bavouzet (piano), SUNDAY agrees with Schiff that the concerto is music by Stravinsky, Bartók and 6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 9.00 Francesca Rudkin Noon heavily percussive at times, but “it’s not Brahms, Auckland, July 21, broadcast Sportstalk 3.00 Tim Roxborogh & Tim Beveridge bombastic”. “And I adore the openness of live by RNZ Concert. 6.00 Frank Ritchie & Jax van Buuren 7.30 John hope, at the end.” Cowan 8.00 Miles Davis 11.00 The Nutters Club 1.00am Roman Travers A “miraculous” encounter with Hungarian conductor Sir Georg Solti in MONDAY-FRIDAY the late 1990s was a career turning point 5.00 Kate Hawkesby 6.00 Mike Hosking 9.00 Kerre Woodham Noon Simon Barnett & James Daniels (Andrew Dickens on Monday) 4.00 Heather du Plessis-Allan 7.00 Sportstalk 8.00 Marcus Lush 12.00am Roman Travers/Tim Beveridge Today FM todayfm.co.nz SATURDAY 6.00 Nigel Yalden 9.00 WellBeings with Dominic Bowden Noon Robett Hollis 2.00 Sport with Marc Peard & John Day 6.00 Saturday Night Live SUNDAY 6.00 Best of Tova & Lloyd Burr Live 7.00 Build & Design with Hamish Dodd & Stan Scott 9.00 Mel Homer Noon Buttabean Radio Show with Dave Letele & Nats Levi 2.00 Graeme Hill 7.00 Podcast Playout 8.00 Polly Gillespie MONDAY-THURSDAY 5.00 Rachel Smalley 6.30 Tova O’Brien 9.00 Duncan Garner Noon Leah Panapa & Mark Richardson 4.00 Lloyd Burr 7.00 Graeme Hill (Wilhelmina Shrimpton on Monday) 8.00 Polly Gillespie FRIDAY As above until evening 7.00 Podcast Playout 8.00 Friday Night Nickson JULY 16 2022 LISTENER 93

THE GOOD LIFE GREG DIXON Younger on top There are a few that if age is just a number, age this earth, according to the cur- gone on for 490,968 hours, and sure signs that is meaningless. This, of course, rent life expectancy for a New was asked to guess what it was, a chap has is bosh, and the people who say Zealand male of my age. I ask I might say “the pandemic” or reached middle such things are nincompoops you, what could be more conse- “the current average waiting age. One is a as well. quential than a number telling time at a hospital A&E”, or “the amount of time Jacinda liking for Werther’s Originals Incontrovertibly, from 50 me I’m now so close to the Ardern has spent glad-hand- ing on travel junkets this year”. (I am sucking one as I write). onwards, one’s age is the most grave I can nearly see the hole? But then I’m not very Another is having to replace significant number in one’s life Mind you, if my age is just good with numbers. worn-out house slippers The only way to truly make age a meaning- at a surprisingly regular less number is to put it into cosmic terms: my rate. There is also that life so far amounts to 0.000000004061797 of involuntary “arghhh!” the age of the universe. To the cosmos, I might one finds oneself as well be a mayfly. uttering as one rises, My body might have turned wraith-like, from bed on 56 last weekend, but my hair is another -2°C morning. much younger – and not because it’s a toupee. However, the most While the rest of me compelling symptom has aged with a stub- born reliability, my hair of having arrived in has stayed thick and remains remarkably deepest middle age is dark. The ever-helpful Michele likes to tell how regularly birthdays people I dye it. For the record, I don’t. arrive. It seems like And neither did my only last month that I father. His hair was as dark as a winter’s night well turned 50. Yet according into his fifties, too. And at 85, his hair, while now grey, is to Michele, who takes still all present and correct. It seems the Dixon genes a keen interest in such offer a lifetime guarantee of satisfaction on all hairdos. matters, it was my birth- In fact, although I am alleg- edly 56, I would say that my day again last weekend. hair has just turned 40. So I’ll forget the bulldust about being I was, she tells me, 56. as old as you feel, or age just being a number. From now on, How depressing is that? I’m only as old as my hair. l Of course, there is a school of thought – I use the word “thought” loosely – that maintains Another frosty I shouldn’t care whether morning at I’m 56 or 256, because Lush Places. “you’re only as old as you feel”. To which I ask, which bit What could be more consequential of me are they talking about? Some of me is 56, but my eye- than a number telling me I’m so close sight, for example, is 65 and to the grave I can nearly see the hole? rising, and my intermittently painful right foot and calf belong to a man of 70. So how because it’s an extremely accu- a number, why not make it old are you telling me I should rate predictor of how close one 490,968, which, at 56, is about be feeling? Fifty-six, 65 or 70? is to shuffling off one’s mortal the number of hours I’ve The you’re-only-as-old-as-you- coil, kicking the bucket and been alive. feel advocates are ning-nongs. spending eternity pushing But that’s no good, either, GREG DIXON Then there’s the ship of fools up daisies. because it doesn’t sound very who assert that “age is just a Put it this way: at 56, I have long to be alive, does it? If I number”, the implication being roughly three decades left on were told that something had 94 LISTENER JULY 16 2022

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