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HotList Thisweek’s 28 Saturday 11 Sunday 12 Monday 13 Tuesday14 LIVE! NEW NEW NEW Premier League Walk the Line Strictly the Real Russell Howard: Lubricant Full Monty FOOTBALL BT Sport HD & Sky Sports HD ENTERTAINMENT ITV HD, 8pm COMEDY Netflix This weekend’s fixtures include Man Maya Jama hosts a music show with acts ENTERTAINMENT ITV HD, 9pm The comedian releases a new stand- City v Wolves (BT Sport 1 HD, kick-off cashing in or risking all to stay in the contest. Ashley Banjo leads a new line-up of up special, plus an accompanying 12.30pm) and Norwich v Man Utd (Sky Craig David, Alesha Dixon, Dawn French celebs, including Colin Jackson, ready to documentary, Until the Wheels Come Sports Main Event HD & Sky Sports and Gary Barlow are the judges. Continues strip off for cancer awareness. Concludes Off, revealing the impact of the COVID Premier League HD, kick-off 5.30pm). to Friday. See feature, page 8 tomorrow. See feature, page 11 pandemic on his life and career. NEW LIVE! NEW David Baddiel: Social NEW Media, Anger and Us Strictly Come Dancing Britain’s Favourite The Yorkshire Vet 80s Toys DOCUMENTARY BBC2 HD, 9pm at Christmas ENTERTAINMENT BBC1 HD, 7.05pm The comedian and author looks at the Craig Revel Horwood, Motsi Mabuse, DOCUMENTARY Channel 5 HD, 8pm impact of social media on people’s DOCUMENTARY Channel 5 HD, 8pm Shirley Ballas and Anton Du Beke give A countdown of the best-loved toys from behaviour, and tries a two-week break In a special festive episode, the vets help their verdicts on the latest dances by the the 1980s, including He-Man, the Care from Twitter. See documentaries, page 21 a friend who has a pet turkey that’s been celebs and their pro partners. The results Bears, Transformers, Hungry Hippos, attacked by a dog, and search for the show is on Sunday (BBC1 HD, 7.20pm). Trivial Pursuit and the Walkman. owner of a lost parrot. NEW Reel Stories: Sting Top Gear NEW MasterChef: The Professionals FACTUAL BBC2 HD, 9.25pm MOTORING BBC1 HD, 8pm A League of Their Own: Dermot O’Leary chats to Sting about Christmas Special COOKERY BBC1 HD, 9pm his decades in music, from his first TV LAST In the last in the series, Freddie Finals week begins with the contestants appearance on The Old Grey Whistle Test ONE! Flintoff, Paddy McGuinness ENTERTAINMENT Sky Max HD & Sky cooking for eight of the UK’s top chefs. in 1978 to Live Aid in 1985 and his and Chris Harris put cars to the Showcase HD, 9pm Continues to Thursday, when the winner reunion with The Police in 2007. Romesh Ranganathan treats Freddie will be announced. test on a road trip through Devon and Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp to a Sri Lankan Christmas in a treehouse. Cornwall, plus take a supercar for a spin. NEW I’m a Celebrity… Get Me NEW NEW out of Here! Capital Jingle Bell Ball The Cockfields Christmas Magic REALITY ITV HD, 9pm Christmas Special at Kew Gardens MUSIC Sky Max HD & Sky Showcase HD, 10pm LAST Ant and Dec crown the king or COMEDY Gold HD, 10pm DOCUMENTARY Channel 5 HD, 9pm Catch all the best moments as stars such ONE! queen of the castle after three In a festive special, Simon (Joe Wilkinson) Following the team at the Royal Botanic as Justin Bieber (above), Ed Sheeran and weeks of trials and tribulations and his fiancée Esther (Susannah Gardens, Kew, as they hang lights from Coldplay kick off the festive season at Fielding) head to the Isle of Wight for a Britain’s tallest living Christmas tree and London’s O2. Concludes tomorrow. come to an end in North Wales. family Christmas. See feature, page 8 prepare the winter trail for visitors. ■ Full listings start on p35 ■ Full listings start on p45 ■ Full listings start on p55 ■ Full listings start on p65 2 TV&Satellite Week Facebook.com/TVSatelliteWeekMagazine
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COVER STORY Dangerous The Grand Tour team get to grips with our French neighbours and try out their decidedly strange cars NEW MOTORING And the worst? French cars have work as a vassal had a reputation for fragility, and the for Jeremy The Grand Tour presents: larger cars are often underpowered Clarkson. Good Carnage a Trois and slightly lacklustre. The only God. I’d want at vaguely successful French luxury least £40,000 a day. Available from Friday 17 December, car has been the Citroën DS. Amazon Prime Video Do you worry James May, Richard The Grand Tour’s Richard Hammond, What did you enjoy most about that these solo Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson and James May are never afraid of being outspoken, making this special? I liked firing projects could Jeremy Clarkson and in their latest motoring special, the trebuchet [giant catapult], they pose the question: ‘What’s the because I’ve never done that before. spell the end of matter with the French?’ And I was surprised how much I enjoyed the hot-hatch race. But I felt The Grand Tour? In search of answers, the bad about it afterwards as I’m not petrolhead pals look at some supposed to enjoy that sort of thing. I actually think it will allow us to typically idiosyncratic French car designs, including a bizarre ‘helicar’ Which British car do you think the keep going for a bit longer, because that comes with a huge propeller. French should fire back across the we can go and get other bits out of They also stage a rallycross race in Channel? I would have the French hot French hatchbacks, take three throw the Morris Minor at us. We all our system. It keeps our powder dry Gallic family cars off-road up a think it’s important to the nature of mountain and, in a grand finale, Britain because ‘my grandmother for making good specials every now select which motor to fire back over had one’, and it was always driven by the Channel using a giant catapult. midwives. But it’s just a stupid car. So and then in a way that it wouldn’t if if the French would like to gather up We caught up with May, 58, all the survivors and catapult them it was consuming our whole lives. to find out more about their at Kent, they can do us a favour. French-themed caper… You’ve worked together for Are you worried that there You’ve been doing The Grand Tour so long now. What’s the secret might be a backlash if you start for five years now. What have of your enduring success as a criticising the French? Not really, been your highlights? I must threesome? We’ve survived longer because we’re not being racist – we’re have really liked the beach-buggy than most TV partnerships and one asking, in a very colloquial sense, episode, because I kept my beach of the ways we do that is to go off and what are the French on about? What buggy! That’s the only car I own out do our own things. It’s like being in do they mean? If anybody tries to say of all the things we’ve ever driven. a relationship and having time we’re being Little Englanders, I think I still get it out on sunny days and to yourself in the shed, or in they’re just trying to pick a fight and drive around looking like a total idiot your attic, or in your looking for something that isn’t there. – this old bloke with a bandana on. line-dancing club. It’s a difficult relationship. There are three people in it. That’s never healthy! WORDS: IAN MACEWAN. PHOTOS: ALAMY, AMAZON PRIME VIDEO What are the best things about There’s talk of you and Richard What would you French cars? The Citroën 2CV was appearing on Jeremy’s Amazon like to do for your a fantastic example of a true people’s car, designed to meet the needs of Prime Video series Clarkson’s next TV show? someone who wants basic transport. They also did that with Farm. Is that going to happen? No. I’d like to do a cycling the Renault 4. And It’s a no from me and a no from him. travelogue, but I’m a they’re masters of bit lazy and weak these the hatchback. He doesn’t need us on the farm, days, so I’d probably and I certainly don’t want to start off in Belgium or the Netherlands to ease myself in, then The Citroën DS end up in the Alps or the Pyrenees. (left) and a Morris Minor 1000 I don’t think I’d want to do it with the other two. Jeremy can’t ride a bike, as far as I know, and Richard just falls off them all the time. So I’ll just do it by myself.
liaisons NEW FROM The boys’ track tests get explosive CROP STAR a right plonker,’ says Clarkson, 61, who admits he had no idea the series Straight after filming The Grand Tour’s would attract so many viewers. latest special, Jeremy Clarkson was back in front of the cameras with sidekick ‘It’s been a totally crazy ride. It’s Kaleb Cooper for hit series Clarkson’s completely unscripted, so I never know Farm, which returns to Amazon Prime what’s going to happen next, but I’m Video next year. So what can he tell extremely proud of it. I thought it would us about the upcoming season? serve as a gentle disappointment to The Grand Tour fans, but everyone seems ‘Well, Kaleb is planning a new to like it, from little kids to grannies, hairstyle, and he’s going to look like and farmers absolutely love it.’ TV&Satellite Week 5
TV WEEK Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe explore some of the UK’s top tourist attractions after dark Midnight ramblers NEW ENTERTAINMENT they’ve made during the night, says Widdicombe, 38. ‘So it was assertive and almost like a leader. before the attraction reopens to really nice to spend proper time That’s something that I genuinely One Night in... the public in the morning. with them. It was a lovely way to didn’t expect to see from him!’ says get to know people who you really Brooker, 37. ‘It was very much that Thursday, C4 HD, 9pm At each location, they will be only see in a work environment.’ kind of First Dates thing where joined by friends from the world you say, “I want to see more of The Last Leg co-hosts Alex Brooker of comedy, with Roisin Conaty as It also gave Widdicombe and him,” and you mean it.’ and Josh Widdicombe live out the their companion for Alton Towers Brooker the chance to cement fantasy of every child – and quite at the start of the series, and their friendship, too. Although The pair even managed to a few adults, too – in C4’s new Guz Khan, Desiree Burch, Jon the pair have been pals since they remain friends when they went five-part series One Night in…, Richardson, Lucy Beaumont and started working on The Last Leg head-to-head in the series of as they roam free after dark at Aisling Bea all set to appear together in 2012, wandering One Night in… challenges. tourist hotspots across the country in subsequent episodes. around tourist attractions only including LEGOLAND, Alton strengthened their bond. ‘I think everyone was looking Towers and London Zoo. ‘It was great – you’d normally for fireworks and collisions at 4am work with these people for a ‘There were moments at Alton when we’re knackered, but sadly Without having to endure long couple of hours on a panel show,’ Towers where Josh was quite we got on really, really well and queues or large crowds, the pair had a great time – which actually have free rein to go wherever they ‘It turns out doing live TV is far more makes a funnier TV show,’ says please. Along the way, they will stressful than going to a theme park’ Widdicombe. ‘It turns out that be set a variety of challenges to doing live TV for nine years is far complete – and the overall loser JOSH WIDDICOMBE more stressful than going to will have to clear up any mess a theme park – who knew?’ 6 TV&Satellite Week
Dexter (Michael C Hall) and Harrison (Jack Alcott) Flesh and blood Danger looms for Dexter and his son Harrison DRAMA In this week’s episode, Dexter is Dexter: New Blood alerted to the fact that someone has discovered his real identity – Monday, Sky Atlantic HD, 10.05pm and he realises that he might not be the only serial killer in town. It’s not easy being the son of a Meanwhile, his girlfriend, police serial killer – especially when your chief Angela (JuliaJones), makes Brooker and father abandoned you as a child, a dark discovery of her own, and Widdicombe at faked his own death, and assumed Harrison spirals out of control Alton Towers a false identity to make a new life during a wrestling match. in the middle of nowhere. ‘Harrison has been through a OTHER PLACES VISITED… Ever since Dexter Morgan’s son, lot, like his father, and he has his Harrison, tracked him down to own demons,’ says Alcott, who the snowy backwater of Iron Lake previously starred with Ethan ALTON TOWERS places are, you get a different in the Sky Atlantic sequel, the Hawke in The Good Lord Bird. feeling at the zoo when you see ‘I was so excited to go to Alton the animals at night. The fact that teenager has been trying to get The 22-year-old says he was Towers,’ says Brooker about the Alex prefers Alton Towers, and Staffordshire theme park where I prefer the zoo, really does say answers – while Dexter has too young to see the original the pair faced several challenges: everything you need to know going on a roller coaster without about our different personalities.’ given in to his vigilante series of Dexter, which screaming, riding the Spinball Whizzer while singing songs that NATURAL HISTORY impulses by killing ended in 2013. the other had to identify from the MUSEUM ground, and eating an ice cream Wall Street big shot ‘I had never as fast as possible. ‘I’ve gone Brooker admits that he was there before as a punter, so the slightly confused when he arrived Matt Caldwell, who watched it,’ he idea of having the run of the to spend the night at the London theme park really appealed to me.’ museum. ‘There was a long time was responsible admits. ‘I had WORDS: RICHARD MCCLURE, STEVEN PERKINS. PHOTOS: C4, SKY, SHOWTIME during the night where I was very LONDON ZOO disappointed that there weren’t for the death of friends and family any Egyptian artefacts in it. I was Widdicombe’s favourite like, “Why are there so many five people in a members who destination was hanging out with rocks and dinosaurs?” And then the animals at the famous zoo. I realised afterwards that I’d got powerboat crash. Angela (Julia loved it, but I barely ‘I’ve got a four-year-old daughter, completely confused and it wasn’t ‘Harrison had a so I absolutely love the zoo – I’m the British Museum,’ he says. ‘I Jones) and Dexter knew anything. Some a silver member! ’ he says. ‘As looked like an absolute idiot.’ really rough time dude kills people – that exciting as some of these other growing up,’ saysJack was literally all I knew.’ Alcott, who plays the teen. ‘He’s Producers allowed Alcott to had to deal with the fact that his bring his brother on set during dad wasn’t really dead, and then the shoot to get an insight into finding him and confronting him. the filming process. ‘The show is about developing ‘My brother came during a their relationship. They are two night shoot, possibly the worst people who don’t know each time he could have come,’ he other and want to know each smiles. ‘It was raining so we spent other. That’s hard because of a lot of time sitting in a tent, but the secrets that Dexter keeps.’ we still had a wonderful time.’ TV&Satellite Week 7
NEW ENTERTAINMENT casting their expert eye over chance to win a bigger prize desk, obviously. I see myself as pot by progressing to the voice of the viewer because Walk the Line the performances, while the next show and facing a everybody else on the panel is in different cast of performers… the music industry. I don’t know Sunday-Friday, ITV HD, times vary Maya Jama hosts the show. anything technical about music, but We caught up with French, I think I can watch and listen in the Simon Cowell is the brains behind But talent alone isn’t 64, to hear more… way a viewer would. Plus, I am a new musical game show Walk the performer, so I’m looking out for Line, where performers are judged enough. To win the money, What is your role on the what entertains me and what on their singing abilities as they panel? Are you a judge? really grasps my heart. battle it out for £500,000. the top two performers An expert? I am not Are there any Walk the Line acts The six-part series, which runs each evening face a an expert in anything that you are particularly excited all week from Sunday, sees soloists, except chocolate duos and bands take to the stage nail-biting decision – and that isn’t very about? We have a group of drag to perform, with panellists Gary queens on the show, and it’s quite Barlow, Alesha Dixon, Craig David to either ‘cash out’ involved here, a TV moment. Since when did a and comedy legend Dawn French although I have got (take a smaller some under our guaranteed cash prize and leave the show) or play on Simon Cowell for the sits it out Happy families! Ray, NEW COMEDY Family get-togethers can be hard Simon, Esther and Sue work at the best of times, but The Cockfields Christmas brings its own particular Christmas Special stresses and strains, as seen in the festive episode of Joe Wilkinson’s Monday, Gold HD, 10pm family comedy The Cockfields. The Cockfields The one-off sees Simon reunite for a fraught (Wilkinson) and his fiancée Esther festive gathering (Susannah Fielding) making a visit to the Isle of Wight home of Simon’s Wight Christmas mum Sue (Sue Johnston), stepdad Ray (Gregor Fisher) and stepbrother David (Ben Rufus Green). But since they are only there for one day, it’s a struggle to fit in all the activities and, as a result, Ray gets into a passive-aggressive bad mood, resulting in that most traditional of family pastimes, the blazing row.
Soap DiaryOSWTFOETREHYKE This week’s soaps at a glance Emma confronts Curtis CORONATION STREET From left: Craig David, Will Emma learn Alesha Dixon, host the truth about Curtis? Maya Jama, Dawn French and Gary Barlow As Emma babysits Hope and the ‘medication’ is vitamins. group of drag queens come on and What were the toughest lessons Ruby at her place, she’s about to Back on the cobbles, the properly sing – not lip-sync – with five-part harmonies, be a complete you learnt when you were turn off Curtis’ TV doctor DVD barmaid demands answers from eye feast and sound fabulous? starting out as a performer? when she hears the her other half and then visits his Did you get to choose who you are sitting next to on the panel? Jennifer Saunders [Dawn’s doc say the exact consultant, Dr Handley. long-time comedy partner] and No, I’m very obedient when it I were massively lucky. We came same phrase her When the medic refuses comes to the production stuff. along just when the comedy I am very happy to be sitting world needed to open up to boyfriend used to be drawn, she between Gary Barlow and Alesha women more. We learnt as we Dixon, with Craig David just a went along, which you will very while tending calls up Neville stone’s throw away. Not that I’ve clearly see if you look at any of the thrown a stone yet. I might throw early work that we did. You can to Harvey. She – Curtis’ ‘stepdad’. a paper cup at him given half a see us learning and it’s kind of chance. He’s a cheeky one. excruciating, but I’m not ashamed discusses the Nev – who is of that. That was the young me trying something. coincidence actually Curtis’ real with Gemma, dad – knows that his but their Will Curtis’ lies catch son is faking his ‘illness’ attention is up with him? for attention. Will he diverted when tell Emma the truth? Ruby swallows one of Curtis’ pills. PLUS Sarah discovers that new The panic-stricken pair rush pal Lydia dated Adam, Zeedan’s the schoolgirl to A&E, and Emma wife Marrium pitches up, sensibly brings along the rest of Summer hates her body, Sally For Wilkinson, 46, who admits it’s the familiarity that is part of t the pills, so that the doctors know declares war on Maria, Kelly is he’s based elements of the show on he appeal. ‘We all have the same what’s in Ruby’s system. She’s determined to help Stu, and his own family life, writing Sue’s Christmas every year, even down flummoxed when she’s told that Audrey has another car accident. big argument with Ray brought to where the old tatty decorations whattowatch.com/soaps back one particular memory. are placed,’ he smiles. ‘But it’s a lovely, steady part of our lives.’ ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK… DOOLALLY One thing that’s different for the EMMERDALE EASTENDERS ‘There was the year my dad bought Cockfields this Christmas is that Priya (right) panics and leaves my mum a hot-air balloon ride for David seems to be getting cosy daughter Amba alone, Al plays dirty Christmas,’ he recalls. ‘My dad with his stepmum’s friend (Michele at The Woolpack, Meena convinces always spoils my mum, but she’s Dotrice). Could another wedding Billy to let her move in for Christmas, still in the mindset from when they be on the cards? Lydia outstays her welcome at didn’t have much money. ‘I think they would be Rhona and Marlon’s, and Kerry wants a She found out how a terrifying couple,’ salon knees-up. much it cost, and went laughs Wilkinson. Whitney is given a warning about Gray by his old boss (above), Aaron’s pal tells a bit doolally. And he ‘And if they did get him to do more for ‘the cause’, Janine tells Billy to frame Jay, and a reunion could was like: “Oh, why together, I would be on the cards for Tiffany and Keegan. do I bother?!”’ dread the following Wilkinson says Simon (Joe Wilkinson) Christmas…’ with mum Sue TV&Satellite Week 9 (Sue Johnston)
TV WEEK Former athlete Ready, ColinJackson on baring all for cancer awareness steady… STRIP NEW ENTERTAINMENT insecurities about my body,’ he admits. ‘I’ve always had body issues, Strictly the Real but when I spoke to friends and Full Monty family, they said, “Just enjoy it!”’ Mon & Tue, ITV HD, 9pm LIVE AUDIENCE Now in its fifth year, The Real Full The celebs will be joined by series Monty returns to ITV this week regular Coleen Nolan, who will with another bunch of celebrities be on hand to support them. Last prepared to bare all. year’s show was watched by a Inspired by the hit 1997 film The virtual audience, but this year’s One of the biggest problems is some people Full Monty, the two-parter is hosted performance will have around don’t like to open up about health problems.’ by Diversity star Ashley Banjo, who 3,000 people in the ballroom. Jackson’s hurdling career will choreograph the performance. As in previous years, the aim is saw him win two gold medals at the World Championships, After last year’s show saw the to raise awareness of the importance plus silver at the 1988 Olympics. So how do the nerves of those celebs dancing on ice, this year’s of life-saving cancer checks. races compare with stripping off? routine has a Strictly twist, so ‘I’ve had two uncles who have had ‘In this, I’m with a group of people and that makes it expect glitter and sparkle when prostate cancer,’ says Jackson, 54. ‘One easier,’ he says. ‘For me, this is more enjoyable. the new recruits take to the floor unfortunately passed away, but the It’s made me realise I probably should have of the Empress Ballroom at other is alive and kicking. He’s very done team sports! ‘We’ve come together Blackpool’s Winter Gardens. thankful he was quite verbal about it. and shared stories. When I leave, I’ll be taking a Among them are ex- piece of everyone with me and carrying that on Strictly professionals James my journey of life. They’re so inspirational to me.’ and Ola Jordan, Blue singer Duncan James, former EastEnders actor Laila Morse and Olympic athlete Colin Jackson. As well as trying to master a ballroom routine, Jackson admits he was daunted by the prospect of stripping off. Glitz and glamour ‘That’s something that’s a all round bit of a concern because of WORDS: MICHAEL DARLING, NICK CANNON, You liked… Now try this… NATASHA HOLT. PHOTOS: BBC, GETTY, ITV The Salisbury Poisonings Litvinenko on ITV onBBC1 In this upcoming four-part drama, David Tennant (right) will play former KGB officer Alexander This three-part drama told the true story Litvinenko, who was murdered in London with of the 2018 attempt by Russian agents polonium poison in November 2006. The Blacklist’s to poison former spy Sergei Skripal with Margarita Levieva plays his fearless widow, Marina, novichok – a plan that led to the death of a while Mark Bonnar and Neil Maskell portray the local woman. Anne-Marie Duff (right), Rafe Scotland Yard officers who worked on the case. Spall and Myanna Buring led the cast. TV&Satellite Week 11
Look TV WEEK Who’s Back… MURDER island A familiar face New Zealand cops Justin Harding Ido Drent as appearing in a new andJess Savage face their demons Justin Harding and Kate Elliott role this week as Jess Savage Barry Humphries NEW CRIME DRAMA has remembered she killed her much about the characters as husband, Alex, after discovering the cases they investigate. Portrait Artist of the Year ‘Although it’s a procedural, that’s almost a distraction. LAST ONE Wednesday, Sky Arts HD, The backdrop is the broken 8pm & 9pm characters trying to figure out their lives and relationships. The 87-year-old actor The Gulf he had been abusing her Season two is awesome in that we get to explore that further, and comedian was Wed, Alibi HD, 9pm & 10pm teenage daughter, Ruby. and you get to see the true extent Meanwhile, Justin shot dead of Jess and Justin’s brokenness.’ born in Melbourne For Drent, there was added and created his New Zealand cops Justin Jess’ long-time mentor, Doug, drama in filming when his wife, Mandy, went into early labour most famous Harding (Ido Drent) and Jess who was trying to kill her after with their third child. alter ego, Dame Savage (Kate Elliott) tackle a she discovered he was secretly ‘I woke up for my very last day of filming and Mandy said, Edna Everage, in new case this week when running a drugs ring. “Now, I don’t want you to panic, but I’ve been having 1980 the 1950s. The they investigate the contractions all night.” She ‘housewife superstar’ insisted I head to the set but brutal abduction of BLACKMAIL I was super stressed about it. has made countless UK a local man from As season two ‘On my way there I stopped to get fuel and I ended up putting television appearances, including his home on begins, Jess petrol in my diesel truck. Needless to say, the truck didn’t hosting her own talk show, The Waiheke is being make it very far after that and I had to ditch it and call the Dame Edna Experience. Humphries Island. blackmailed production team to rescue me.’ has also portrayed Rupert Murdoch The pair about her role in 1991 drama series Selling Hitler, soon discover in Alex’s death, and the Great Goblin in The Hobbit: that the while Justin An Unexpected Journey (2012). missing man attempts to HIS NEW APPEARANCE not only owed Jess with reconnect with his money to some daughter Ruby prison-inmate father. This week, Humphries (a keen shady characters, but ‘We make some painter himself) poses for the finalists in Portrait Artist of the Year. was having an affair. discoveries about Justin’s The winner will receive a £10,000 commission to paint the acclaimed However, their police work isn’t personal life and about things he Scottish-Italian violinist Nicola Benedetti and have the work shown the only thing keeping them maybe wasn’t aware of,’ reveals at the Scottish National Portrait Gallery. Humphries has already had awake at night. Drent. ‘Also, obviously for Justin, his portrait painted many times, including by David Hockney. ‘I love Both cops are struggling with when you shoot someone, it has sitting for artists,’ he says. ‘I like chatting to them and the smell of huge personal problems. After to change you in some way.’ turpentine when they paint in oils.’ recovering from amnesia, Jess The actor says the series is as Barry HumphriesWORDS: SEAN MARLAND, RICHARD MCCLURE. PHOTOS: GETTY, SKY, UKTV Jeremy Strong, Kendall, Shiv and Roman Brian Cox, Sarah jostle for position at their 12 TV&Satellite Week Snook and Kieran mother’s Tuscan wedding Culkin as Kendall, LAST ONE DRAMA Logan, Shiv Succession TheandRoman job Monday, Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm The Roy siblings will be getting their gladrags on as they head to their mother’s lavish Tuscan wedding in what promises to be a fitting climax to the drama’s third season. Kendall, Shiv and Roman were shocked to hear their mother, Lady
What else canI watch? We search the TV schedules to uncover the shows you might have missed… Holly Johnson features NEW Never Mind Do They Know It’s Christmas? the Buzzcocks This week, he joins the Buzzcocks Christmas Special team to test his knowledge of festive pop classics. Also joining host Greg Wednesday, Sky Max HD & Davies, Daisy May Cooper, Jamali Sky Showcase HD, 9pm Maddix and Noel Fielding are broadcaster Lauren Laverne and As the singer with Frankie Goes People Just Do Nothing star Asim to Hollywood, Holly Johnson topped Chaudhry. ‘One of the most exciting the charts in December 1984 with things for me as host is meeting people The Power of Love, but was pipped to like Holly,’ says Davies. ‘It transports the Christmas No.1 by Band Aid’s me right back to the 80s and 90s.’ Serena Cotton NEW The National Comedy and Abigail Awards for Stand Up to Cancer Laurent as Lisa and Rachel Marris Friday, C4 HD, 9pm This new awards show sees the public voting for their comedy favourites. Sean Lock, who sadly died in August, is among the nominees for Outstanding Entertainment Performance, while in the Best Scripted Comedy category, it’s a four-way fight between Sex Education, Ghosts, This Way Up and Motherland. Caroline Collingwood (Dame when the credits roll following NEW Reel Stories: Sting Harriet Walter), was tying the knot Monday night’s final episode. with care-home CEO Peter Munion Saturday, BBC2 HD, 9.25pm (Pip Torrens), but each looks sure But while Succession’s British to use the event to further their bid creator Jesse Armstrong has dropped Rock legend Sting, who turned 70 in October, for control of Waystar Royco. a few hints that the next series could joins Dermot O’Leary for an in-depth interview well be the last, insiders believe a fifth about his life and career as they relive some SIBLING RIVALRY instalment could well be on the cards. of his most memorable performances. Among the highlights are his first TV appearance Following Shiv’s open letter about ‘At this point Jesse is saying only with The Police on The Old Grey Whistle Test Kendall’s drug problems and Roman’s one more season,’ says one of the in 1978, and performing at Live Aid in 1985. behaviour at his elder brother’s 40th show’s writers, Georgia Pritchett. ‘But birthday, relations between the trio that happens every time. I think the NEW There’s Something are at a low, but who will have the maximum would be five seasons.’ about Christmas Movies upper hand after their Italian break? What Armstrong has confirmed Thu, Sky Max HD & Sky Showcase HD, 8pm With a fourth season officially is that Waystar Royco will have a confirmed by HBO, there’s a chance new boss when the show finally ends. Settle back with some popcorn for this that Logan Roy (Brian Cox) may Yuletide edition of the film-based panel show not have named his successor ‘All I know is there’s a promise in as host Alan Carr oversees spoof versions the title,’ he says. ‘It’s called Succession. of classic scenes from Christmas movies. So the show can’t go on forever.’ Comedian James Acaster is among the guests. TV&Satellite Week 13
WATCHL I S T YOUR Double jeopardy Dr Jo Scott (Glenn Close) Stars Mahershala Ali Mahershala Ali, Naomie Harris and Naomie Harris and Glenn Close star in a moving sci-fi drama about cloning
ThebestofNetflix, Amazon, BBC iPlayerandmore… Swan Song What we’re watching... NEW Genre: Sci-fi drama Available: Fri 17 December A sneak peek at what’s being watched by our team Runs: 112min TVSW says: A poignant Comedy dramas Sci-fi exploration of love and grief Gentefied Clones have sent dystopian shivers down the spine in many a sci-fi thriller, but Apple TV+’s Season: 2 Episodes: 8 Runs: 26-35min heartfelt new drama Swan Song offers a very different look at the subject. In season two of the likeable comedy drama The film centres on terminally ill Cameron, centring on three played by Mahershala Ali, who is keeping his Mexican-American diagnosis secret from pregnant wife Poppy cousins in LA, the (British star Naomie Harris) and their young Morales family fight to son to spare them grief. keep their grandfather – and owner of beloved Instead, Cameron turns to pioneering local taco shop Mama scientist Dr Jo Scott (Glenn Close), who has Fina’s – from being devised a procedure by which he can be deported to Mexico. cloned and his duplicate, dubbed Jack, will continue to live his life. The Outlaws Cowboy Bebop ‘This is set in a world 20 years from now Season: 1 Episodes: 6 Season: 1 Episodes: 10 Runs: 38-60min that is only one step ahead of where we are Runs: 57-59min technologically,’ says Ali, 47, in a video chat The 1990s Japanese anime series of the same with TV&Satellite Week. ‘Cameron saw how There is heart and humour name is turned into a wild live-action adventure his wife reacted to the death of her twin in this comedy drama series packed with kicks and quips. John Cho, brother and that emotional fracture. So this about seven strangers Daniella Pineda and Mustafa Shakir play three opportunity’s hard for him to pass up.’ thrown together when energetic bounty hunters on the trail of the solar they are all sentenced to system’s most dangerous criminals. Cameron’s memories are all copied into Jack, do community service. so if he chooses to let Jack take his place, Poppy Christopher Walken is would be none the wiser, but the consequences among the stars. for Cameron would be unbearable. WORDS: CAREN CLARK, JUDY EWENS, SEAN MARLAND. PHOTOS: APPLE TV+, NETFLIX, BBC, IMDB TV Wildlife Reality ‘Poppy and Cameron have real love where they’re willing to put one another first,’ says Animal Judy Justice Harris, 45. ‘Poppy would have no rupture in their relationship – she’d live happily ever after Season: 1 Episodes: 4 Runs: 44-50min Season: 1 Episodes: Ongoing (new ep each thinking that Jack’s Cameron. But Cameron weekday until 21 Dec, then returning in would die alone – that’s a huge sacrifice.’ Rashida Jones, Bryan 2022) Runs: 24min Cranston, Rebel Wilson His decision gets even tougher when he meets and The Mandalorian’s At 79, Judge Judy Jack and sees both the uncanny similarity Pedro Pascal narrate Sheindlin is back with a between them as well as subtle differences. Netflix’s series on some new reality court show of the animal kingdom’s and proves that age has ‘Cameron is facing his mortality while Jack most magnificent not dulled her fire or legal has all the hope in the world,’ says Ali. ‘Jack creatures – big cats, brain as she presides over could live in a buoyant, uplifted, passionate dogs, marsupials and, small-claims disputes. Her way and Cameron has had that ability – he just in the not-to-be-missed granddaughter Sarah hasn’t taken advantage of it. But Cameron’s final episode, octopuses. Rose is her law clerk. not sure if he can trust this – he doesn’t believe it’s a truly equal version of himself.’ What we’re listening to... The actor relished the challenge of the The podcasts the TVSW team are tuning in to scenes where he played both roles with the help of a stand-in, split screen and CGI. It’s a Continent The Birthday Cake Game ‘With Cameron, I tried to breathe differently, Best friends blink slower or drop my shoulders – but Jack’s Chinny Ukata How good are healthy and has a different spark,’ he explains. and Astrid you at guessing ‘Working with a double, I had to communicate Madimba are people’s ages? what I was doing so he could set me up to trigger here to challenge In this new the reactions I wanted. Then we’d switch the common comedic quiz clothes and do the same thing all over again.’ misconception that Africa is from BBC Radio 4, host Richard a country – by appreciating Osman will be asking three The powerful questions that the film raises the unique identity of each guests to prove they’re the best about mortality have been emotional for Ali African nation. In this easily at working out how old people and Harris to explore, but they were helped by digestible and satirical series, are. Part quiz show, part panel the fact that they’d worked together on 2017’s the pair explore key historical show and occasionally part chat Moonlight, which won Ali an Oscar and moments that have shaped the show, this is one you can play Harris an Academy Award nomination. continent into what it is today. along with at home. ‘Naomie played someone in the depths of addiction [in Moonlight] and it was remarkable. So I was confident she’d be amazing,’ says Ali, whose production company made Swan Song. ‘And she’s just dived in again – whether she was required to cry from the depths of her soul or just be goofy.’ TV&Satellite Week 15
Y O U R W A T C H L I S T ThebestofNetflix, Amazon, BBC iPlayerandmore… Watch it or dodge it If you like Christmas movies… What the critics are saying about the latest releases… A California Christmas: City Lights Crime Tick, tick... BOOM! NEW Genre: Romcom Genre: Drama Season: 1 Episodes: 6 Runs: 50min Genre: Musical drama Runs: 115min Available: Thursday 16 December Runs: 90min ‘Irvine Welsh’s first TV series is as sharp, Critics have been singing the praises of the sardonic and grim as you’d expect,’ film version of Rent creator Jonathan Larson’s This sequel to last year’s romcom was one critic’s verdict on this new autobiographical musical, directed by Hamilton’s catches up with Joseph and drama from the Trainspotting Lin-Manuel Miranda and starring Andrew Callie (real-life married couple author and starring Dougray Garfield as aspiring theatre composer Larson, who, Josh and Lauren Swickard) as Scott as an Edinburgh as his 30th birthday approaches, fears he may they are running their farm detective haunted by his never achieve his dreams. ‘Tick, tick... BOOM! is and winery. But when family past. ‘BritBox’s adaptation stuffed with great musical numbers and captures obligations call Joseph back of Welsh’s novel crackles with what it means to be an artist,’ said one reviewer. home, Callie must adapt to his unpredictability and energy Another called it ‘a beautiful story about self- super-rich background. and takes you to places that you discovery’, while Garfield has won plaudits, with don’t expect,’ said another. his performance described as ‘amazing’. For fans of Russell Howard… Dopesick Until the Wheels Come Off Genre: Drama Season: 1 Episodes: 8 (released weekly) Runs: 60min (approx) NEW Genre: Documentary Available: Tuesday ‘Powerful’ and ‘harrowing’ are 14 December how critics have described this series on America’s opioid crisis This documentary follows caused by a pharmaceutical comedian Russell Howard over company pushing a ‘miracle’ 18 months from just before the drug on to doctors and lying start of the pandemic when he about how addictive it was. was preparing for the biggest ‘Dopesick lays out the world tour of his career. It’s tragedy without losing track released alongside his stand-up of the human stories,’ said one special, Russell Howard: Lubricant. reviewer. Michael Keaton stars. Filippo Scotti stars as Fabietto The Hand of God The Titans are Starfire back in action (Anna Diop) NEW Genre: Drama Available: Wednesday 15 December Runs: 130min TVSW says: Intense drama Titans The latest film from Italian writer and director Paolo NEW Genre: Superhero drama Available: Wednesday 8 December Season: 3 Sorrentino is based on an incident that happened to his Episodes: 13 Runs: 45min (approx) TVSW says: A dark take on Gotham family when he was a teenager growing up in 1980s Naples. It follows awkward Italian teen Fabietto (Filippo The superhero team are back for more Barbara Gordon (Savannah Welch), the former Scotti), whose life is upended when Argentina football adventures, this time leaving San Francisco Batgirl who now heads up the city’s police superstar Diego Maradona joins the Napoli team. Fabietto for the gritty and dangerous world of Gotham department. As Bruce metes out a brutal worships the footballer and his devotion inadvertently City. After Dick Grayson (Brenton Thwaites) justice, he tasks Dick with protecting the city. saves his life when tragedy strikes. ‘It’s a film based on completed his transformation from Robin Expect the arrival of several fan-favourite the perception of pain and joy of a boy, and it’s narrated into Nightwing in the finale of season two, DC characters, including Arkham Asylum through the eyes of the grown-up man he’s become – that the new episodes see him return to his old inmate Dr Jonathan Crane, AKA Scarecrow, is to say, me,’ says Sorrentino. ‘It was very painful to make.’ stamping ground of Gotham City after a played by Mad Men’s Vincent Kartheiser, who sudden death. There, he reunites with mentor offers to help the team as they try to stop 16 TV&Satellite Week Bruce Wayne (Iain Glen), AKA Batman, and a mysterious gang wearing red hoods…
Liz Carr joins season two of Netflix’s The Witcher The Witcher Fenn turns up in episode Henry Cavill as six – and she’s an intriguing Geralt of Rivia NEW Genre: Fantasy drama character… She has a curiosity Available: Friday 17 Dec Season: 2 about the world and about life. Simon Callow Episodes: 8 TVSW says: Thrilling adventures She’s smart, eccentric and and Liz Carr as colourful in every sense, Codringher and Fenn Silent Witness star Liz Carr dons an auburn including her appearance. wig to play eccentric lawyer Fenn, one half of a mysterious legal team, as The Witcher returns What’s her role in the story? for a second season. Fenn and Codringher are a legal team and detective agency. If The big-budget Netflix series stars Henry Cavill you want to know anything in as monster hunter Geralt of Rivia, who this time is this world, then they’re the tasked with protecting Princess Cirilla (Freya Allan) people to ask, and Istredd wants from the Continent’s kings, elves and demons, as answers to Cirilla’s bloodline… well as from her own power of foresight. What was it like working with With so many questions circling about Cirilla’s Simon Callow? When they said, ancestry, however, sorcerer Istredd (Royce ‘Your sidekick’s Simon Callow,’ it Pierreson) must turn to legal expert Fenn and her doesn’t get much better than that. The partner Codringher (Simon Callow) for answers. two of them are like bickering siblings. Here, Carr, 49, tells us more about her part in the epic fantasy saga… Did you watch the first season? It’s not the The Witcher is so different to Silent kind of TV I normally watch, but when I saw it, Witness. What challenges did it present? I loved it. It’s so swashbuckling, but there’s also Some of the words I use are elven words, so I had a humour to it. As an electric wheelchair user, to work with a dialect coach to learn how to say being in something that’s not contemporary them, which was funny. Also the logistics of using and being able to show the possibilities of who a wooden wheelchair was challenging because I can be cast as has been really exciting. there weren’t electric chairs in those times. EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT… We point you towards the TV moments you won’t want to miss on catch-up WORDS: CAREN CLARK, HANNAH DAVIES, JUDY EWENS. PHOTOS: BBC, BRITBOX, Who Do You Freddie Mercury: Paddy and American Rust ©2021 DISNEY AND ITS RELATED ENTITIES, HULU, NETFLIX, SKY, SHOWTIME Think You Are? The Final Act Christine McGuinness: Our Family and Autism Everyone’s talking about… police Everyone’s talking about… Ed Everyone’s talking about… chief Del (Jeff Daniels) hiding a Everyone’s talking about… key piece of evidence when he Balls’ shocking discovery that his Brian May and Roger Taylor suspects his lover’s teenage son Paddy McGuinness talking about might be implicated in a murder. three-times great-grandfather, a recalling Freddie Mercury’s final the depression he suffered following 19th-century doctor, was questioned performance on the music video for his children’s autism diagnoses. over deaths at a workhouse. These Are the Days of Our Lives. TV&Satellite Week 17
Y O U R W A T C H L I S T ThebestofNetflix, Amazon, BBC iPlayerandmore… NEW releases The best of the week’s new shows… Asakusa Kid Peanuts: For SATURDAY 11 DECEMBER Biopic on Japanese comedian Auld Lang Syne The Hungry and the Hairy Takeshi Kitano. Out from Thu 9 Dec. FRIDAY 17 DECEMBER South Korea’s version of the The Unforgivable Swan Song Hairy Bikers. Sandra Bullock plays a woman A terminally ill family man TUESDAY 14 DECEMBER released from jail who is looking (Mahershala Ali) is offered the The Future Diary for her sister. Out from Fri 10 Dec. chance to have a clone take his place. See feature, page 14. Japanese reality show. Strangers are Back to the Outback given a diary containing a script to their ALSO AVAILABLE own love stories. Will romance result? Animated family movie. A group of Peanuts: For Auld Lang Syne creatures plan their escape from an Until the Wheels Come Off Australian zoo. Out from Fri 10 Dec. Holiday special featuring the Peanuts gang. Out from Fri 10 Dec. 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PHOTOS: APPLE TV+, STARZPLAY. *STARZPLAY IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, VIRGIN TV AND OTHER PLATFORMS AT AN ADDED COST THURSDAY 16 DECEMBER US adult animated and live-action Docuseries about Canadian couple A California Christmas: City Lights series spoofing children’s cartoons Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, Both series of the 1980s black comedy of the 1980s. Out from Fri 10 Dec. who murdered three girls, including set in a university health centre. Sequel to last year’s romcom. Homolka’s own sister, in the 1990s. Roaring Twenties: Austin Brexit: The Uncivil War Aggretsuko ALSO AVAILABLE Reality series. Eight twenty-somethings The Osbournes Want to Believe Benedict Cumberbatch stars in the Season four of the adult Japanese navigate love and friendship in Austin, 2019 drama depicting the lead-up animated comedy. Texas. Out from Fri 10 Dec. (released weekly) to the 2016 EU referendum. 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Out Carolin Kebekus: The Last from Fri 10 Dec. Christmas Special Jason Statham stars in a revenge action thriller. Out from Fri 10 Dec. TV&Satellite Week 19 Stand-up special from the German comedian. Out from Wed 8 Dec. Play-Doh Squished IMDb TV Titans Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland hosts a Christmas-themed family Season three of the superhero competition set in a Play-Doh winter drama. Out from Wed 8 Dec. wonderland. Out from Fri 10 Dec.
Documentaries Winter GreggWallacetakesafestive trip to Finland and Denmark wonderlands NEW TRAVELOGUE Here, the 57-year-old reveals decorations for my trees at home – Where are you planning to more of what’s in store… we have seven full-sized Christmas celebrate Christmas this year? Gregg Wallace’s Grand trees, one in nearly every room. Christmas Adventure You visit Lapland to learn about My home is the Christmas Finland’s festive traditions. What Will you be adopting any of epicentre. I couldn’t dream of it Saturday, Channel 5 HD, 8.25pm were the highlights of your time the Christmas traditions you being anywhere else, so all the family come to me. Gregg Wallace’s Magical there? Meeting Santa! He recorded discovered? No, because our Christmas Market a video message for my wife, Anne- traditions in the Wallace household Which part of Christmas dinner Marie, and our [two-year-old] son, are already well set. We always take Friday, Channel 5 HD, 9pm Sid. I’ll play it for him on Christmas it in turns to open presents, starting do you enjoy the most? Crispy Day. I also went for a sleigh ride and from the youngest and moving roast potatoes and lashings of He made a pre-Christmas visit the reindeer were fantastic. The lady up through the ages. steaming, meaty gravy. Beautiful! to Vienna for Channel 5 in 2019, in charge of handling them said and now MasterChef judge she gets a lot of children asking, It’s also the final of BBC1’s Gregg Wallace is heading off ‘Are the reindeer going to fly?’ MasterChef: The Professionals on more seasonal outings in She tells them it’s not until Santa this week. What can you tell us? two follow-up travelogues. sprinkles his magic dust on Christmas Eve that they fly. It has more twists and turns than First up, he heads to Finland a winding road. The competition to meet Santa Claus and take a is incredibly close. traditional Lapland sleigh ride. His next stop, in Friday’s episode, In Copenhagen you visit Gregg meets Finally, what Christmas gifts is Copenhagen, where he visits the Santa Claus Tivoli Gardens amusement park several Christmas markets. would you choose for your and the city’s famous markets, sources the perfect Christmas tree, Did you have a favourite? fellow MasterChef judges? and samples and prepares some traditional Danish festive fare. It’s impossible to pick just All three are connoisseurs of fine one, as there are so many, and wines, so I’d make a trip to a wine each one is very individual. merchant, and get them each a I picked up some handmade nice bottle of white Burgundy. WORDS: TESS LAMACRAFT, IAN MACEWAN. PHOTOS: BBC, C4, CHANNEL 5 Top Gear The Lie: Murder Christmas at… in Suburbia Sunday, BBC1 HD, 8pm Wednesday, C4 HD, 9pm Wed & Thu, Channel 5 HD, 9pm The last episode in the series In this new series, sees the Top Gear team, Paddy In 2004, a young mother of two, cameras go behind McGuinness, Chris Harris and Rachel O’Reilly, was found brutally the scenes at some of Freddie Flintoff, put interesting murdered in her home in Naul, Britain’s finest stately old cars to the test for new drivers Ireland. Her husband, Joe, led the homes as they gear while taking a road trip through hunt for the killer – giving frequent up for Christmas. Devon and Cornwall. Chris will media interviews – but before long, First up is Castle also drive the original supercar, suspicion began to fall on him. Could Howard in Yorkshire, Lamborghini’s legendary Miura. the police bring him to justice? where Bridgerton and two versions of 20 TV&Satellite Week Brideshead Revisited were filmed, and which welcomes 2,000 visitors a day during the festive season.
Just chilling in Keyboard Scandinavia Twitter addict David Baddiel explores the dark side of social media NEW FACTUAL The Smithys were victims of arson David Baddiel: Social Media, Anger and Us Monday, BBC2 HD, 9pm DID YOU KNOW? Self-confessed Twitter addict ‘It’s my contention that the anger David Baddiel has over 780,000 and hate you see on social media The Grand Park Rovinj in Croatia has followers and, since joining the bleeds out into the real world,’ says the largest one-piece glass window social-media platform in 2009, has Baddiel. ‘Looking at the comments in Europe, at 15 metres wide. posted more than 69,000 tweets. on TikTok after the attack, I noticed Monica Galetti and Giles Coren a lot of the haters seemed to think visit Croatia’s ultra-modern luxury ‘You sell tickets, you sell books, they somehow deserved it.’ hotel in this week’s Amazing you sell television programmes Hotels, Tue, BBC2 HD, 8pm. on social media – it’s an audience To find out more about the toxic you are building,’ he explains. culture social media can create, The Mountbattens: Baddiel looks back at its1970s A Scandalous Marriage However, he is also well aware origins, and learns more about of the darker side, as seen in the how algorithms can induce ‘fight Saturday, Channel 5 HD, 9.25pm amount of rage expressed on it by or flight’ responses in users. so-called keyboard warriors. A look back at the scandalous open He also talks about his daughter marriage between Prince Philip’s ‘If you’re on social media a lot, you Dolly’s experiences, and takes a uncle, Louis Mountbatten, and his will see a lot of conflict, shouting and two-week break to see how it affects wife, the heiress Edwina Ashley, rage,’ says the comedian, author and his well-being. Ultimately, he concludes who conducted affairs with, among broadcaster. ‘You see a very high that social media is a powerful tool others, cabaret performer Leslie raising of the temperature of discourse’. we must learn to live with. Hutchinson and Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. SIDE EFFECTS ‘Social media has changed everything,’ says Baddiel. ‘For good In this one-off documentary, the or bad, we’re living in the now of a 57-year-old sets out to discover what historical change. But I don’t think impact social media is having on our I’ll be saying on my deathbed, “I wish behaviour on and offline, meeting I’d done a few more tweets.”’ users, writers and experts on the way. TV&Satellite Week 21 One of the more extreme cases he explores is that of Nick Smithy and his family, who were the victims of an arson attack on their home in London inJuly after becoming popular by posting videos on the social-media video platform TikTok in lockdown.
FilmsThis week’sreviewedbyTotalFilmMagazine HORROR PROWEFMETIEHEKREE Anthony leads The Unholy a merry song and dance Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.40am & 8pm 2 Based on a James Herbert novel, Shrine, from 1983, this so-so Catholic horror centres on a deaf girl (Cricket Brown) who acquires speech and miraculous healing powers after visions of the Virgin Mary – who is not, of course, what she seems... Co-starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan as a disgraced journalist investigating the strange events, this chiller has some effective moments, but is too by the (holy) book to inspire adoration. IB 2021,15, 99MIN In the It’s a miracle: Heights Jeffrey and Katie Aselton COMEDY The Stand In Thursday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.55am & 8pm 3 Lin-Manuel Miranda’s musical leaps from stage to screen… Drew Barrymore plays obnoxious film star Candy MUSICAL DRAMA 3 Dominican Republic, Chu opens love story with Usnavi, snagged on Black and her stand-in Paula out the small stage show into a his dance-floor timidity but fuelled in a black comedy about Friday, Sky Premiere HD, restless, heatwave-fuelled good by his big-heart generosity, is Hollywood and its addiction 9am & 8pm time. Yet while the director turns deliciously engaging, too. to fame. After Candy’s upbeat numbers such as blackout diva-esque abuse is put block-dance party Carnaval del When the film gets it right like online she’s forced to attend Barrio into glossy, high-colour this, you forgive its lack of stars (bar rehab. But rather than face fiestas, the film struggles to keep a Miranda cameo) and shortage of reality, she bribes Paula into the show’s focus and warmth. singable tunes. It may lack the power posing as her – little realising of Hamilton, but the sheer exuberance that Paula will be better at Still, it crackles with music-video of a swimming pool bursting with being Candy… An enjoyably energy and visual imagination in It dancers celebrating a lottery win dark ride, if not as funny as it Won’t Be Long Now, thanks to sparky with propulsive rap anthem 96,000 should be. NP 2020,15,101MIN songstress Melissa Barrera. As delivers spectacle that’s good for the This adaptation of Lin-Manuel hairdresser Vanessa, her slow-burn soul. KS 2021, PG,137MIN Drew-ing the Miranda’s Tony award-winning line: Candy musical may not be a world-beater, and Paula but Jon M Chu’s ebullient New York-set film is a jolly pick-me-up. Pumping up Miranda’s sweet, simple story of dreamy corner-shop owner Usnavi (a tender Anthony Ramos) striving to regain his dad’s hurricane-crushed bar in the STAR RATINGS ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 22 TV&Satellite Week
premieresNEW RELEASE EVERY DAY PAY-PER-VIEW PREMIERES The pick of the week’s films on Sky, Virgin and other platforms Jennifer has heart and soul MUSICAL BIOPIC Respect 3 From Mon 13 Dec Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Drinking drive: Hand-picked to portray the Mads has Queen of Soul, Jennifer Hudson brings a passionate intensity to boozy lessons this handsome biopic of Aretha to learn Franklin. It’s solid and well- crafted, if a tad safe, opting DRAMA 3 (spurious) theory that humans are and go on amusingly sloshed for Ray-style old-school born with too-low a blood alcohol supermarket jaunts, disgrace and redemption storytelling and Another Round level. The next day, the teachers tragedy are waiting in the wings. lavish 1960s costuming rather drink wine for breakfast, neck vodka Helmed by Thomas Vinterberg, this than Rocketman’s playfulness Sunday, Sky Premiere HD, in the school loos and track their is a bittersweet, but ultimately or Judy’s rueful wit. But studio 10.25am & 8pm booziness via breathalysers. As you directionless tale. Still, it’s a treat scenes make it jump alive. might expect, the heavy drinking watching Mikkelsen play drunk, Hudson’s soaring vocals This Oscar-winning drama stars that ensues is a lot of fun – until it’s especially during a joyous, (recorded live) will give you Mads Mikkelsen as Martin, a history not… Though the teachers re- Christopher Walken-rivalling jazz goosebumps and her riveting teacher who, together with a gang of engage their students, write books dance. JC 2021,12,117MIN turn carries this reverent drama similarly dispirited friends and with (appropriately) amazing colleagues, decides to test a grace. KS 2021, 12, 145MIN BIOPIC DRAMA The Champion of Auschwitz Wednesday, Sky Premiere HD, 4 10.40am & 10pm In the festive The extraordinary tale of Polish boxer Bumpy ride: spirit: Klara ‘Teddy’ Pietrzykowski who, imprisoned at the Mitchells and pals Auschwitz in 1940, was forced to fight for the Nazis’ entertainment but became a ANIMATION heroic figure for the inmates. Director Maciej ANIMATION Barczewski has a superb eye for composition Boxing clever: The Mitchells and is wonderfully served by star Piotr Piotr shows Christmas Glowacki. Harrowing and heartbreaking fighting spirit vs the Machines at Cattle Hill – but ultimately uplifting. NP 2020,15, 91MIN From Tue 14 Dec 4 Monday, Sky Premiere HD, Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● 9.10am & 6.35pm 2 CRIME DRAMA Mum and dad Linda and Rick Mitchell (voiced by Maya A very Scandi animation (it No Man of God 4 Rudolph and Danny McBride) comes from Norway) for are driving cross-country to very little ones, this sees Tuesday, Sky Premiere HD, take daughter Katie (Abbi Klara the calf thrilled by the 9.55am & 8pm Jacobson) to film school, but hit thought of spending a roadblock in the form of a Christmas at Cattle Hill Getting to know him: The real-life meetings between FBI criminal robot uprising, led by long- with her dad, but things go Luke and Elijah profiler Bill Hagmaier (Elijah Wood) and serial suffering digital assistant Pal wrong because he hasn’t killer Ted Bundy (Luke Kirby) are re-created (Olivia Colman). Playing like decorated the house. Cue in this tight, intense drama. The stars deliver Gerard Butler’s Greenland by adventures with Klara, best supremely convincing performances as way of The Simpsons, this friend Gavin and a secretive Hagmaier tries to understand what makes adventure has a textured look gnome. This harmless someone like Bundy tick. Rarely leaving the and features frantic action, tale won’t be worrying prison setting, director Amber Sealey astutely consistent laughs and plenty the likes of Pixar any time avoids making Bundy alluring (as many films of heart that gives young and soon. NP 2020, U, 68MIN do), portraying him as a selfish, attention- old alike plenty to relate to. seeking narcissist. NP 2021,15,100MIN Versus? Everyone’s a winner here. MM 2020, U, 113MIN TV&Satellite Week 23
FilmFinderThe best of the week at a glance Fantasy Comedy Drama Action Constantine 3 Bill & Ted Face Wild Rose 4 Mission: Impossible - the Music Ghost Protocol 4 Sunday, Sky Sci-Fi/Horror HD, 11.50pm 3 Saturday, Film4 HD, 9pm Monday, Film4 HD, 9pm Keanu Reeves gives a deft turn as Saturday, Sky Best of 2021 HD, 6.20pm Jessie Buckley is superb as Rose, a Tom Cruise’s fourth mission as superspy Ethan Hunt is capped by a jaw-dropping demon hunter John Constantine, who Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Glaswegian single mum and ex-con stunt at the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. 2011, 12, 133MIN tries to solve the riddle of Rachel Reeves) are back after 28 years. It’s a who dreams of making it to Nashville as Weisz’s twin sister’s death. A flashy, not-quite excellent adventure, but is a country singer. It’s gritty, yet rousingly imaginative film. 2005, 15, 121MIN very funny. 2020, PG, 88MIN feel-good. 2018, 15, 100MIN The Mummy 4 Central Intelligence 3 Erin Brockovich 4 Chaos 3 Tuesday, Sky Sci-Fi/Horror HD, 5.55pm Monday, Film4 HD, 6.55pm Wednesday, Sky Greats HD, 6.10am & 8pm Tuesday, Film4 HD, 10.55pm A showcase for the comedic talents of An Oscar-winning Julia Roberts stars as Arnold Vosloo’s priest comes back from Dwayne Johnson, this buddy movie- a real-life mother who gets a job as a Wesley Snipes is a criminal whose gang cum-spy caper sees his CIA agent team legal clerk and ends up taking on a the dead in 1920s Egypt to create up with Kevin Hart’s mild-mannered corporation which has been polluting a seizes control of a Seattle bank and accountant. 2016, 12, 107MIN town’s water supply. 2000, 15, 133MIN mayhem for Brendan Fraser’s demands that Jason Statham’s EDITOR’S CHOICE archaeologist. Far better than the Tom disgraced cop be reinstated to act as Cruise 2017 version. 1999, 15, 124MIN hostage negotiator. 2005, 15, 102MIN Films may be edited for television. The running times given are those of the original cinema releases. Wonder Woman The Confirmation 4 Olympus Has Fallen 3 1984 4 Monday, GREAT! movies, 6.55pm Thursday, Film4 HD, 9pm There is much to enjoy in this amusing Channelling his inner Bruce Willis, Wednesday, Sky Action HD, 9.55pm saga about a deadbeat Seattle father Gerard Butler is a maverick lawman (Clive Owen) attempting to reconnect who has to save the day when North Gal Gadot’s back as demigod Diana with his estranged young son (Jaeden Korean terrorists take the US president Lieberher). 2015, 12, 97MIN hostage. 2011, 15, 120MIN Prince and is just as impressive. Pedro Pascal and Kristen Wiig are the villains she has to deal with. 2020, 12, 151MIN We Summon 3 the Darkness Saturday, Film4 HD, 11.05pm In 1988 Indiana, hard-partying Alexandra Daddario and her gal pals The Craft: Legacy 4 Blockers hook up with three guys at a gig for a The Edge Friday, Sky Hits HD, 4.10pm 4 secluded post-gig house party. 3 This respectful sequel to the 1996 film updates the mythology and builds on Thursday, Film4 HD, 11.20pm However, the airwaves are full of the Friday, GREAT! movies, 9pm the first film’s themes, but this time the witches aren’t out for revenge... Cailee Leslie Mann, John Cena and Ike warnings of a bible-thumper (Johnny Tycoon Anthony Hopkins and Spaeny stars. 2020, 15, 97MIN Barinholtz team up after they find their Knoxville) and a serial-killing satanic photographer Alec Baldwin are three daughters have made a pact to cult is ripping its way through the stranded in the Alaskan wilderness after lose their virginity on prom night. It’s heartlands... This darkly comic, a plane crash and a bear picks up their hilarious. 2019, 15, 100MIN cleverly twisted horror thriller flips and scent... Rousing stuff. 1997, 15, 117MIN subverts genre expectations with gleeful abandon. 2019, 15, 87MIN 24 TV&Satellite Week
Weekend movies BEST MOVIES Saturday 11 December Sunday 12 December ON NETFLIX & AMAZON Our pick of On Demand films DRAMA FANTASY Far From the Madding Crowd The Shape of Water BBC2 HD, 6.35pm 4 C4 HD, 10.55pm 5 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Grabbing our attention from her first appearance galloping Sally Hawkins’ mute cleaner falls in love with a strange In plain sight: across the Dorset countryside, the magnificent Carey Mulligan fish-man (Doug Jones) caught in the Amazon and plots Benedict dominates this adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s classic novel. to free him from a top-secret US government laboratory Her headstrong heroine, Bathsheba Everdene, is bewitching in this deliriously strange, deeply affecting and utterly WESTERN DRAMA as she entrances three very different suitors – Matthias enchanting movie. Setting the tale in early-1960s Baltimore, Schoenaerts’ ever-faithful shepherd, Michael Sheen’s rich director Guillermo del Toro throws in splashy creature- The Power squire and Tom Sturridge’s dashing soldier. Director Thomas feature magic, fairy-tale wonder and Cold War paranoia, Vinterberg takes the fateful events at quite a lick, but the richly but it is Hawkins’ guileless innocence and empathy that nuanced performances give it substance. 2015,12,119MIN holds everything together. 2017,15,118MIN Hardy times: Sally decided to of the Dog Carey is a put all her eggs crowd-pleaser On all week 4 in one basket Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● ADVENTURE FANTASY COMEDY DRAMA DRAMA In 1920s Montana, rancher George (Jesse Plemons) meets Fantastic Beasts and Kick-Ass 2 The Man Who Oranges and and marries Rose (Kirsten Where to Find Them Invented Christmas Sunshine Dunst), which sends his BBC1 HD, 12.20am rough-hewn brother Phil (1.20am Scotland) (Benedict Cumberbatch) into a rage. Soon, Phil’s brutally haranguing Rose. But there’s much more to this story than jealousy in writer-director Jane Campion’s elegant movie. It’s a subtle spin on sibling rivalry, repressed emotions and rural living, with a brooding Cumberbatch giving one of the shrewdest performances of his career. JM 2021, 12, 127MIN Sky Family HD, 3 C4 HD, 3.10pm 4 BBC1 HD, 12.45am 7.20am 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● (not Scotland) 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) It’s1843 and cash-strapped Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● and Hit Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz) Charles Dickens triumphs over Harry Potter creator JK Rowling are trying to live as normal writer’s block to come up with After World War Two, thousands On guard: Jason has conjured up another wizard teens, but it’s not easy with a his enduring festive classic A of British children were sent to cashes in hero in Newt Scamander. vengeful Red Mist (Christopher Christmas Carol, plucking Australia where, promised Played with bags of beguiling Mintz-Plasse) and a bunch of inspiration from the names, oranges and sunshine, they ACTION THRILLER charm by Eddie Redmayne, vigilantes, led by Jim Carrey’s faces and quirks of the folk he were abused – a scandal Newt’s first screen adventure Colonel Stars and Stripes, meets. With Dan Stevens unearthed by social worker Wrath of Man takes place in1926 New York, around. This sequel is muddled, brimful of brio in the leading Margaret Humphreys (Emily where he battles a dark magical but it still packs a punch and role, plus splashy turns from Watson) in the1980s. Watson force with help from Katherine Moretz is amazing, especially the likes of Christopher blazes with compassion and Waterston’s demoted auror when delivering a priceless Plummer, Jonathan Pryce and integrity, while Hugo Weaving Tina Goldstein and Dan Fogler’s comeuppance to snooty Simon Callow, this is a cheery and David Wenham are moving non-magical factory worker cheerleaders. 2013,15,103MIN yuletide romp. 2017, PG,102MIN as migrants she helps in her quest Jacob. 2016,12,133MIN for the truth. 2010,15,105MIN THRILLER Also on Saturday ANIMATION Also on Sunday From Fri 10 Dec 3 Bad Times at The Unholy How to Train Another Round Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● the El Royale Your Dragon 2 Sky Premiere HD, Sky Premiere HD, Jason Statham is a cash-truck 2 driver with a murky past in this C4 HD, 12m’t 4 10.40am & 8pm BBC1 HD, 3.20pm 10.25am & 8pm 3 violent man-on-a-mission See Premieres page 22. (3.40pm Wales) caper written and directed by Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● 4 See Premieres page 23. Guy Ritchie. After two blood- soaked incidents in a row, it Straddling the California- Liar Liar Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Puss in Boots becomes increasingly obvious Nevada border in Lake Tahoe is that Statham’s H is not who he the hotel El Royale. It’s1969 ITV HD, 1.50pm 4 Bursting with humour and eye- C4 HD, 1.30pm 4 claims. The script is comically, and Jeff Bridges, Jon Hamm, popping action, this soaring howlingly macho, while the Cynthia Erivo and Dakota There are laughs galore when Jim sequel to 2010’s enchanting Antonio Banderas is purr-fect. plot flashes back and forth in Johnson are the duplicitous animated fantasy adventure is whiplash-inducing fashion. But guests checking in and Lewis Carrey’s lawyer must tell the truth. everything you could hope for. Constantine this is an exciting and fast- Pullman is the creepy employee. This time, misfit Viking teen paced, if highly improbable, There’s also room for Chris Bill & Ted Face the Music Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel) Sky Sci-Fi/Horror HD, revenge flick with a scenery- Hemsworth and all manner of has to defend his homeland chewing cast that includes fiendishly devious twists and Sky Best of 2021 HD, from evil would-be invader 11.50pm 3 Josh Hartnett and Andy turns as writer-director Drew Drago Bludvist (Djimon Garcia. KM 2021, 15, 119MIN Goddard’s stylish, clever tale 6.20pm 3 Hounsou), who is plotting world See Filmfinder page 24. unfolds. 2018,15,141MIN domination with an army of See Filmfinder page 24. dragons. 2014, PG,100MIN Mr Turner Wild Rose Film4 HD, 1am 5 Film4 HD, 9pm 4 Timothy Spall stars in a colourful See Filmfinder page 24. portrait of artist JMW Turner. We Summon the Darkness White Boy Rick Film4 HD, 11.05pm 3 C4 HD, 2.10am 4 See Editor’s Choice page 24. A gritty true-story crime drama. 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Weekday movies Monday 13 December Tuesday 14 December Wednesday DRAMA COMEDY ADVENTURE Bombshell There’s Something About Mary The Revenant Sky Hits HD, 12noon & 8pm 4 Comedy Central HD, 9pm 4 Sky Action HD, 1.35pm Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● 5 TV anchor Gretchen Carlson’s 2016 sexual harassment This gross-out comedy from kings of the genre Peter and Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● suit against Fox News supremo Roger Ailes (John Lithgow) Bobby Farrelly is absolutely hilarious with a surprisingly explodes like a megaton bomb in Jay Roach’s juicy take on warm-hearted streak. Ben Stiller is ideal as a geek who is Leonardo DiCaprio is on the battle between Fox’s screen queens and the king of cable still stuck on his high-school dream girl (Cameron Diaz) 13 Oscar-winning form in a news. Nicole Kidman as sweetly steely Carlson, Charlize years after their prom date ended in disaster, so he hires gripping tale of survival and Theron as queen bee Megyn Kelly and Margot Robbie as an seedy private eye Matt Dillon to find her. But Dillon falls for revenge based on the ordeals ambitious researcher (a composite character) bring movie- her and there’s also her pal Lee Evans to deal with. The hair of real-life mountain man star wattage to their roles, while Roach revs up your anger gel sequence, Stiller getting caught in his zip and the dog Hugh Glass. On a fur- as well as sniffing out the dark humour. 2019,15,109MIN resuscitation scene are the comic highlights. 1998,15,109MIN trapping trip in the 1820s, he is mauled by a grizzly Cameron’s in Cold shoulder: for a hair- Leonardo looks raising time for revenge News worthy: Charlize, Nicole and Margot HORROR THRILLER MUSICAL COMEDY DRAMA SCI-FI THRILLER Final Days Kill Bill: Vol.1 Chicago The King of Inception Staten Island Sky Sci-Fi/Horror HD, TCM HD, 11.45pm 4 AMC HD, 6.50pm 4 Sky Thriller HD, Sky Hits HD, 12.10am 4 11am & 8pm 7.30am & 3.05am 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● 5 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Quentin Tarantino’s savage This Oscar-winning adaptation Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● revenge thriller blends martial of Bob Fosse’s long-running Pete Davidson’s slacker dreams When the world succumbs to a arts movies, spaghetti Westerns stage hit marked a convincing of opening his own tattoo parlour, Writer-director Christopher virus that turns the infected and even Japanese anime to return to the traditional screen but still hasn’t got over the death Nolan’s gripping thriller stars into killer cannibals, Tyler Posey ingenious effect. Uma Thurman musical. Both Renée Zellweger of his firefighter dad and is less Leonardo DiCaprio as a spy holes up in his apartment. By gives it all she has got as a and Catherine Zeta-Jones have than thrilled when mum Marisa who specialises in infiltrating day 42 he’s had enough and is crack assassin who, shot and their claws fully extended as a Tomei begins dating another people’s dreams to steal ideas about to end it when he spots left for dead on her wedding pair of imprisoned murderers. fireman (Bill Burr). The movie is from their minds. But then he Summer Spiro in an apartment day, awakens from a coma The film is a treat for both the sprawling, but Davidson (who riskily has to implant an idea in across from him. Can they hook four years later and goes all eyes and the ears, with the only also co-wrote with directorJudd Cillian Murphy’s brain with help up without becoming a snack? out for revenge. One of false note being struck by a Apatow and Dave Sirus) gives it from a crack team including This chiller is cranked up through Tarantino’s most exciting and miscast Richard Gere, who charm and heart – and the fact Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Elliot bone-dry humour and insight best movies, this is brilliantly simply isn’t slimy enough to that the story is inspired by his Page and Tom Hardy. A film to into what makes us keep going staged, photographed and convince as the gals’ conniving own life makes it impressively raw stimulate the brain, quicken – and Donald Sutherland has a choreographed. 2003,18,110MIN lawyer. 2002,12,112MIN and real. 2020,15,137MIN the pulse and pluck the terrific cameo. 2020,15, 92MIN heartstrings. 2010,12,148MIN ANIMATION Also on Monday SCI-FI Also on Tuesday HORROR Open Season Christmas at Cattle Hill Moon 3.10 to Yuma Let Me In GREAT! mov action, 6am 4 Sky Animation HD, 3 Sky Premiere HD, GREAT! movies, 9pm 4 A nail-biting Western starring Horror Chanel, 9pm 4 12.20pm & 8.15pm Glenn Ford and Van Heflin. 9.10am & 6.35pm 2 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● See Premieres page 23. Sam Rockwell plays a lone This American reworking of the astronaut on the Moon, being Swedish chiller, Let the Right One Martin Lawrence and Ashton Central Intelligence cared for by a creepy computer No Man of God In, is one of the few remakes Kutcher form a funny vocal (voiced by Kevin Spacey) that matches the original for team as mismatched pals, Film4 HD, 6.55pm 3 and looking forward to being Sky Premiere HD, brilliance. The story is the Boog the bear and Elliot the reunited with his wife and same, but the setting is1980s deer, in this splendidly bright See Filmfinder page 24. young daughter after his 9.55am & 8pm 4 New Mexico, where bullied12- and lively animation with cute three-year stint in space is over. year-old Owen (Kodi Smit- songs. Boog is a forest ranger’s The Confirmation But then he’s injured in an See Premieres page 23. McPhee) befriends his odd new pet grizzly, who gets thrown GREAT! movies, 6.55pm 4 accident and awakes from a neighbour Abby (Chloë Grace back into the forest just before See Filmfinder page 24. coma to find that nothing is as it The Mummy Moretz), but it becomes clear hunting season, so he and seems… Giving it his all, that all is not what it seems… fast-talking Elliot team up to Rockwell is superb in this Sky Sci-Fi/Horror HD, The young stars are sensational organise an animal army to puzzling but gripping and in this twisty, top-notch horror battle a wicked hunter (Gary Mission: Impossible – intriguing sci-fi. 2009,15, 97MIN 5.55pm 4 movie. 2010,15,116MIN Sinise). 2006, PG, 86MIN Ghost Protocol See Filmfinder page 24. Film4 HD, 9pm 4 Spider-Man: Homecoming BBC1 HD, 10.35pm 4 See Filmfinder page 24. Tom Holland dons the Spidey suit. The Ladykillers Sky Greats HD, Chaos 11.10pm 5 Film4 HD, 10.55pm 3 Probably Ealing‘s best comedy. See Filmfinder page 24. 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15 December Thursday 16 December Friday 17 December DRAMA FANTASY and left for dead. But, with Empire of the Sun Spider-Man: Far From Home staggering reserves of grit, he hauls himself through the BBC2 HD, 11.25pm (not Northern Ireland) 4 BBC1 HD, 7.30pm 4 frozen wastes to get revenge on his companions (Tom Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Hardy, Domhnall Gleeson and Will Poulter). Director Christian Bale is incredible as an English boy interned in Tom Holland’s web-slinging superhero is back for his Alejandro Iñárritu and World War Two China in Steven Spielberg’s epic version of second solo adventure (the first, Homecoming, is on BBC1 cinematographer Emmanuel JG Ballard’s semi-autobiographical novel. Told from a child’s on Tue at 10.35pm) – and it’s a dizzy blend of high-school Lubezki convey Glass’ eye-view, the story affirms the resilience of children as Bale comedy, teen romance and giddily acrobatic adventure. gruesome trials with turns from posh public schoolboy to resourceful camp urchin. This time teen Peter Parker is on a school trip to Europe, terrifyingly immersive John Malkovich, Miranda Richardson and Nigel Havers also but needs to don his spider-suit in order to battle a series of realism. 2015,15,156MIN star and spot Ben Stiller in an early role. Highlights include elemental creatures alongside Jake Gyllenhaal’s enigmatic the Fall of Shanghai and Bale’s ecstatic first sight of a sleek new superhero Mysterio. When the movie hits its stride it’s Mustang plane (‘P-51 – Cadillac of the skies!’). 1987, PG,152MIN funny, twisty and hugely enjoyable. 2019,12,129MIN Flying high: Christian keeps his chin up Spidey sense: Tom and Jake are on shaking ground DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA COMEDY DRAMA COMEDY Demolition The Color Purple Before We Go Late Night Little Fockers C4 HD, 2.10am 3 BBC4 HD, 9pm 4 C4 HD, 1.45am 4 BBC1 HD, 11.25pm (11.45pm C4 HD, 12.05am 3 Wales, 11.55pm NI) 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sideswiped by the loss of his In trying to cover 40 years in An intimate and pleasing This second Meet the Parents wife, Jake Gyllenhaal’s Wall the life of a Southern black romantic drama, directed by This timely comedy drama finds sequel is not as funny as its Street banker takes a woman, Steven Spielberg’s and starring Chris Evans (taking Emma Thompson at her frosty predecessors, but still gets sledgehammer to his life in this movie of Alice Walker’s award- a break from his Captain best as a veteran late-night talk plenty of laughs from the offbeat drama, smashing up winning novel feels rushed. But America superhero duties), show host in the US whose cranky relationship between pricey objects with methodical it’s handsome, emotional and about two strangers coming ratings are on the slide. Can Ben Stiller and his father-in- fury as a way of coping with his brilliantly acted, especially from together one night in a newcomer (Mindy Kaling, law Robert De Niro as Stiller grief. The film is similarly heavy Whoopi Goldberg in her film Manhattan. Alice Eve is who also scripted) shake up her tries to convince De Niro that handed, bashing us over the debut as Celie. Danny Glover winningly abrasive as a woman male, stale and pale team of he’s a worthy successor as the head with symbol and gives depth to the role of whose life goes into freefall writers? The plotting is family patriarch. Jessica Alba’s metaphor, but Gyllenhaal Albert, her brutish husband, after her purse is stolen and inconsistent and so are some of drug rep causes trouble for does a very impressive job to while Margaret Avery injects a she misses her train, while the characters in this hit-and- Stiller, while Owen Wilson, Teri convince us of his character’s much-needed spark of hope as Evans is perfectly cast as a miss comedy, but Kaling’s good Polo, Barbra Streisand and emotional journey out of Shug, Albert’s lover and Celie’s nice-guy busker who offers to value and Thompson’s role fits Dustin Hoffman share out the numbness. 2015,15,101MIN salvation. 1985,15,152MIN help her out. 2014,12, MIN her like a glove. 2019,15,102MIN witty lines. 2010,12, 98MIN Also on Wednesday WAR DRAMA Also on Thursday CLASSIC HORROR Also on Friday Erin Brockovich Full Metal Jacket The Stand in Rosemary’s Baby In the Heights Sky Greats HD, TCM HD, 11.35pm 5 Sky Premiere HD, GREAT! movies, 5 Sky Premiere HD, 11.25pm 6.10am & 8pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● 10.55am & 8pm 3 9am & 8pm 3 See Filmfinder page 24. Unwilling to travel to south-east See Premieres page 22. Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● See Premieres page 22. Asia to film this Vietnam War The Champion of Auschwitz drama, director Stanley Kubrick The Greatest Story Ever Told Director Roman Polanski’s The Craft: Legacy shot the entire film on location classic chiller is much more Sky Hits HD, 4.10pm 4 Sky Premiere HD, in England, restaging the Tet BBC2 HD, 2.15pm 3 about creeping paranoia than See Filmfinder page 24. 10.40am & 10pm 4 offensive in the wreckage of explicit shocks. Steadily looking See Premieres page 23. London’s Docklands. This isn’t Not quite great, but this is a more unhealthy and nervous as as loopy as it sounds: the the film progresses, Mia Farrow peaceful green fields of the dignified, memorable epic. is superb as the expectant Bus Stop film’s opening half are abruptly mother who begins to suspect Talking Pics, 6.10pm 4 The Gay Divorcee juxtaposed against the twisted Olympus Has Fallen that her child is the spawn of the Marilyn Monroe in one of her BBC2 HD, 2.15pm 4 concrete jungle in which the US devil. John Cassavetes plays her most iconic roles. Fred and Ginger dance up a storm Army grunts eventually find Film4 HD, 9pm 3 unsympathetic husband and in the likes of The Continental. themselves. Kubrick’s last true Oscar-winning Ruth Gordon is masterpiece. 1987,15,115MIN See Filmfinder page 24. great as one of cinema’s creepiest neighbours. 1968,18,137MIN Christine The Edge GREAT! movies, 9pm 3 Wonder Woman 1984 Horror Channel, See Filmfinder page 24. Sky Action HD, 9.55pm4 See Filmfinder page 24. 10.45pm 3 Keith Gordon has car trouble. The Last Samurai The Wild Bunch Blockers 5Star HD, 9pm 4 Film4 HD, 11.20pm 4 TCM HD, 11pm 5 See Filmfinder page 24. Tom Cruise stars in a thoughtful, Sam Peckinpah’s classic Western. stunning-looking drama. Q Full listings start on p75 Q Full listings start on p85 Q Full listings start on p95 TV&Satellite Week 27
Sport week Your ultimate guide to the best of the week’s live action Fallon Sherrock is out to take Alexandra Palace by storm PDC World Darts Championship LIVE DARTS Among the hopefuls this year is I’m really happy with Gerwyn Price and Michael how I’m playing at the van Gerwen are the main From Wednesday, Sky Sports Darts HD Fallon Sherrock, who returns to Ally moment… I’ve had some contenders for the title… & Sky Sports Main Event HD Pally for the first time since her historic great results at the Nordic I played Peter Wright in the achievements in 2019 when she beat Darts Masters and Grand Grand Slam of Darts and he’s Slam of Darts, and also I won going to be strong, too, and London’s Alexandra Palace Ted Evetts and Mensur Suljovic six out of 12 events on the Jonny Clayton’s won a few PDC’s Women’s Series. TV titles this year. will be packed out with to become the first woman So I’m really confident at the moment and I know Michael has had a difficult Shreks, Minions and to beat a man at the I’m playing well. year, but we all know how good he is and he’ll be other assorted World Championship. I want to make more ready for the World history at Alexandra Championship… It’s very fancy-dress outfits The 27-year-old Palace… Getting back to the World Championship at hard to stay at your best, as capacity comes to the event Ally Pally was probably but it’s helped recently my biggest aim for this that we’ve had a lot crowds of in fine form, year, especially because of tournaments so I got so close to qualifying people are used to 3,000 fans are having reached for the tournament last playing regularly year. I can’t wait for again. In the welcomed back the quarter-finals the event to start. Gerwyn Price WORDS: RICHARD MCCLURE. PHOTOS: GETTY to the PDC of the Grand Slam of Wales World Darts of Darts last Championship, month. She also which begins on reached the final of Wednesday. Fallon the Nordic Darts Last year’s winner, Sherrock Masters in September before losing to world Gerwyn Price, returns as 96 players battle it out for No.3 Michael van Gerwen. the Sid Waddell Trophy and the We caught up with Sherrock – £500,000 top prize, with the final set nicknamed the Queen of the to take place on Monday 3 January. Palace – ahead of the event… 28 TV&Satellite Week
THE LIVE MOTORSPORT MAIN EVENT F1: Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Sunday, Sky Sports F1 HD & Sky Sports Main Event HD, race starts 1pm Depending on the result in Saudi Arabia last time out, one of the most exciting Formula One title battles of all time looks set to go to the wire in Abu Dhabi on Sunday. It promises to be a thrilling finale as Mercedes’ reigning champion, Sir Lewis Hamilton, and Red Bull’s Max Verstappen go wheel to wheel on a track where Hamilton has won five times, but was beaten by his Dutch rival in 2020. The Yas Marina circuit has undergone a major overhaul since last year following complaints that the venue was not delivering enough of a spectacle. The new layout will be much faster after several corners have been eased and slow sequences replaced with individual, quicker bends. Sir Lewis Hamilton of Mercedes last 18 months there have David Warner LIVE RUGBY UNION been some times where we’d have a long gap LIVE CRICKET European Champions Cup between events and that’s hard for some players. The Ashes: Saturday & Sunday, C4 HD, BT Sport 2 HD & BT Sport 3 HD Second Test Some of my fans dress There’s plenty of live action as the competition’s opening up as me, with pink From Wednesday, fixtures see four-times winners Leinster host Bath at the T-shirts, wigs and BT Sport 1 HD, play starts 4am glasses… It’s just weird. Aviva Stadium on Saturday (kick-off 3.15pm) before I never thought I’d have a After the first Test Stuart Hogg and reigning champions Exeter Chiefs fan base. I never thought concludes at the Gabba on begin the defence of their title as they welcome someone like me would Sunday morning, Australia Montpellier to Sandy Park (kick-off 8pm). make such an impact and England lock horns On Sunday, Premiership champions on the sport. again in the second Test, Harlequins begin which begins late on their quest for a first If I was in the crowd at Wednesday night at the European title with Ally Pally, I’d probably Adelaide Oval. The venue a trip to Castres dress as a queen… has fond memories for (kick-off Two years ago I was given Australia opener David 5.30pm). the nickname Queen of Warner, who scored the the Palace, so it would be ground’s first triple Test Exeter’s Stuart Hogg ATHLETICS the outskirts of Dublin. quite appropriate. century in 2019. Warner evades a tackle The field could feature was unbeaten on 335 – the European Norway’s Olympic second highest score ever Norway’s Cross Country gold-medallist Jakob by an Australian and 10th Jakob Ingebrigtsen Championships Ingebrigtsen and Ethiopia’s highest in Test history – as rising star Tadese Worku. the Aussies beat Pakistan. Monday, BBC2 HD, 3.15pm Sport A-Z and Paula Radcliffe and football planner Steve Cram are in the commentary box for TV&Satellite Week 29 highlights of this year’s championships, held on
Sport week A-Z GUIDE Thisweek’ssportonTV ATHLETICS LIVE Brisbane Heat v HORSE RACING Melbourne Renegades European Cross Country Mon 8am Sky Sports Main Event LIVE ITV Racing Championships & Sky Sports Cricket Sat 1.25pm ITV4 Mon 3.15pm BBC2 Coverage of today’s meetings Highlights of the event held at the LIVE Pakistan v West Indies from Cheltenham and Doncaster. Sport Ireland Campus on the Mon & Tue 2.50pm Sky Sports outskirts of Dublin. See p29. Cricket & 3pm Sky Sports Main ICE HOCKEY Event; Thu 2.50pm Sky Sports AMERICAN FOOTBALL Cricket & 4.30pm Sky Sports LIVE St Louis Blues v Main Event Montreal Canadiens LIVE Army v Navy Coverage of the first, second and Sat 12m’t Premier Sports 1 Sat 8pm BT Sport/ESPN third T20s in the three-match series. LIVE Seattle Kraken v LIVE College football LIVE Melbourne Stars Columbus Blue Jackets Sat 1am BT Sport/ESPN v Sydney Sixers Sat 3am Premier Sports 2 Wed 8am Sky Sports Main Event LIVE NFL & Sky Sports Cricket LIVE Chicago Blackhawks Sun 5pm Sky Sports NFL v Calgary Blues LIVE Australia v England Mon 12.30am Premier Sports 1 LIVE NFL Wed 3am; Thu & Fri 3.30am Sun 9.15pm Sky Sports Main Event BT Sport 1 LIVE Florida Panthers & Sky Sports NFL The first, second and third days v Ottawa Senators of the second Ashes Test. See p29. Tue 12m’t Premier Sports 1 LIVE CFL Grey Cup Sun 11pm BT Sport 1 LIVE Northern Brave MOTORSPORT v Auckland Hearts LIVE Green Bay Packers Thu 2am BT Sport 2 LIVE Formula 2 v Chicago Bears Sat 8.10am Sky Sports F1; Sun 1.10am Sky Sports Main LIVE Northern Brave 2.40pm Sky Sports Main v Auckland Aces Event & Sky Sports F1 Event & Sky Sports NFL Thu 5.30am BT Sport 2 Coverage of the first and second Abu Dhabi Grand Prix sprint races. LIVE Arizona Cardinals American football LIVE South Africa v India v Los Angeles Rams Fri 7.55am Sky Sports Cricket LIVE Formula 1 Mon 1am Channel 5, Sky Sports LA Rams quarterback & 8am Sky Sports Main Event Sat 9.45am Sky Sports F1 Main Event & Sky Sports NFL Matthew Stafford Coverage of day one of the first Test. Coverage of the third practice session of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. LIVE Los Angeles Chargers LIVE New York Knicks LIVE Leicester Riders LIVE Central Hinds v Kansas City Chiefs v Milwaukee Bucks v Newcastle Eagles v Otago Sparks LIVE Formula 1 Thu 12.30am Sky Sports Main Sun 5pm Sky Sports Arena Fri 7pm Sky Sports Mix Fri 10pm BT Sport 3 Sat 12noon Sky Sports Main Event Event & Sky Sports NFL & Sky Sports F1 LIVE Baylor Bears v LIVE St Bonaventure Bonnies LIVE Central Stags Coverage of the Abu Dhabi LIVE College football Villanova Wildcats v Virginia Tech Hokies v Otago Volts Grand Prix qualifying session. Fri 5pm BT Sport/ESPN Sun 8pm BT Sport/ESPN Fri 9pm BT Sport/ESPN Fri 1.30am BT Sport 3 LIVE Formula 2 LIVE College football LIVE Gonzaga Bulldogs LIVE Boston Celtics v CURLING Sun 8.50am Sky Sports F1 Fri 11pm BT Sport/ESPN v Washington Huskies Golden State Warriors Abu Dhabi Grand Prix feature race. Sun 10pm BT Sport/ESPN Fri 12.30am Sky Sports Mix LIVE Winter Olympics LIVE College football Qualifiers LIVE Formula 1 Fri 12m’t BT Sport 2 BOXING Fri 4pm Euro2 Sun 12.55pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Sports F1 LIVE College football LIVE Boston College Eagles LIVE Fight Night CYCLING Coverage of the Abu Dhabi Grand Sat 7.30pm Sky Sports Main Event Prix, the 22nd and final round of the Fri 2.15am BT Sport/ESPN v Albany Great Danes & Sky Sports Arena LIVE UCI Track season held at Yas Marina Circuit. Champions League Start-time1pm. See p29. BADMINTON Mon 1am BT Sport/ESPN LIVE Vasiliy Lomachenko Sat 4.40pm Euro1 v Richard Commey LIVE F1 Pro Series LIVE World Championships LIVE Milano v Panthinaikos Sat 2am Sky Sports Main Event DARTS Wed & Thu 7.30pm Sky Sports F1 Sun 8am BT Sport 3; Mon 8am Tue 7.25pm FreeSports & Sky Sports Arena Races10,11 and12 of the F1 Esports BT Sport 2; Tue, Wed & Thu 8am Coverage of the lightweight bout at LIVE World Darts Series Pro Championship. BT Sport/ESPN; Fri 9am BT Sport 3 LIVE College basketball Madison Square Garden in New York. Championship Coverage of days one to six Tue 11pm BT Sport 2 Wed 7pm Sky Sports Main Event POOL from Palacio de los Deportes COMBAT SPORTS & Sky Sports Darts; Thu & Fri LIVE College basketball 12.30pm & 7pm Sky Sports Main LIVE Ultimate Pool Pro Series Tue 12m’t BT Sport/ESPN LIVE UFC 269 Prelims Event & Sky Sports Darts Sun 12noon & 7pm FreeSports Sat 1am BT Sport 2 Coverage of days one, two and three Carolina Marín in Huelva, Spain. LIVE College basketball from Alexandra Palace. See p28. LIVE Ultimate Pool Masters LIVE Charles Oliveira Mon 6.30pm FreeSports BASKETBALL Tue 1am BT Sport 2 v Dustin Poirier EQUESTRIAN LIVE Memphis Tigers v Sat 3am BT Sport 2 RUGBY UNION LIVE Los Angeles Clippers Coverage of the lightweight bout LIVE CHI Geneva Alabama Crimson Tide from T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. Sun 1pm Sky Sports Mix LIVE Cardiff v Toulouse v Orlando Magic From the Palexpo in Switzerland. Sat 12.30pm C4 & BT Sport 2 Sat 8.30pm Sky Sports Mix Tue 2am BT Sport/ESPN CRICKET (kick-off 1pm) GENERAL SPORTS European Champions Cup action. LIVE Notre Dame Fighting LIVE Olympiacos LIVE Sydney Sixers v Irish v Kentucky Wildcats v Bayern Munich Hobart Hurricanes LIVE NCAA Championship LIVE Bordeaux Bègles Sat 10.15pm BT Sport 2 Wed 6.55pm FreeSports Sat 7.15am Sky Sports Thu 12m’t BT Sport/ESPN v Leicester Tigers Main Event & Sky Sports Cricket Women’s college volleyball action. Sat 3pm BT Sport 2 LIVE Philadelphia 76ers LIVE Duke Blue Devils (kick-off 3.15pm) v Golden State Warriors v South Carolina Gamecocks LIVE Perth Scorchers LIVE NCAA Championship European Champions Cup action. Sat 1.30am Sky Sports Mix Wed 12m’t BT Sport/ESPN v Adelaide Strikers Thu 2.30am BT Sport/ESPN Sat 10.30am Sky Sports Main Women’s college volleyball action. LIVE Leinster v Bath LIVE Temple Owls Event & Sky Sports Cricket Sat 3pm BT Sport 3 (k-o 3.15pm) GOLF The European Champions Cup SUBSCRIPTION OFFER v UCF Knights LIVE Otago Sparks v Pool A match. See p29. Wed 12m’t BT Sport 2 Northern Brave LIVE The Alfred Dunhill 6 issues for £1* Sat 10pm BT Sport 3 Championship LIVE Perpignan v Dragons LIVE Florida State Sat 10am Sky Sports Golf; Sun Sat 5.15pm S4C (kick-off 5.30pm) Seminoles v LIVE Australia v England 10am Sky Sports Main Event Lipscomb Bisons Sat 11.30pm BT Sport 1 & Sky Sports Golf LIVE Clermont The fifth and final day of the first Coverage of days three and four of Auvergne v Ulster Wed 2am Ashes Test at Brisbane Cricket Ground. the event staged in South Africa. Sat 5.15pm BT Sport 2 (kick-off 5.30pm) BT Sport/ESPN LIVE Otago Volts v LIVE The QBE Shootout European Champions Cup action. Northern Brave Sat 6pm & Sun 5pm Sky Sports Golf ONLY LIVE Milano v Sat 12.30am BT Sport 3 Coverage of days two and three at Sport A-Z and Real Madrid Tiburon Golf Club in Naples, Florida. 17p Thu 7.25pm LIVE Sydney Thunder football planneriii v Melbourne Stars AN ISSUE FreeSports Sun 8am Sky Sports Cricket LIVE College basketball Thu 12m’t BT Sport 3 vTAeme2vfirt0saemeg2rirytsa2s:3zai.xinLnwmidisensosCewudnsoeitrnohswed,pscy.iet.toFin.tocuoMvonrrmspfao:uan*/nltyWl-etmdFerhrmreesim,nsn9at.spsOataawmsfnyfidueli-ln5rccgbcoopblnnsomydts.iUenic(tUsuiKoo3eKnDm1astiit,rmDve£/iecXes2cti)t3.1eD.m9e5b0b4iet.r LIVE Brooklyn Nets v Philadelphia 76ers Thu 12.30am Sky Sports Mix TV&Satellite Week 31
LIVE Bristol Bears v Scarlets Football Sat 5.15pm BT Sport 3 planner (kick-off 5.30pm) European Champions Cup action. Saturday11 LIVE Exeter Chiefs v LIVE Western United v LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE Montpellier Brisbane Roar Sat 7.45pm BT Sport 2 6am BT Sport 2 Brentford v Norwich City Liverpool v (kick-off 8pm) Manchester United v Aston Villa Newcastle United European Champions Cup action. LIVE Western Sydney Wanderers Women v Tuesday, BT Sport 1 HD, Tuesday, BT Sport 3 HD, Thursday, BT Sport 1 HD, LIVE Ospreys v Sale Sharks Sydney FC Women kick-off 7.30pm kick-off 7.45pm kick-off 8pm Sun 12.30pm BT Sport 2 6am BT Sport 3 (kick-off 1pm) As BT Sport shows a full round After hosting Manchester United Newcastle claimed a point at European Champions Cup action. LIVE Adelaide v of midweek Premier League on Saturday (Sky Sports Main Anfield last season after Joe Melbourne Victory fixtures, how will United’s Event HD & Sky Sports Premier Willock’s dramatic 95th- LIVE Connacht v 8.45am BT Sport/ESPN summer signings Jadon League HD, kick-off 5.30pm), minute equaliser. Magpies boss Stade Francais Sancho, Raphaël Varane and Norwich boss Dean Smith Eddie Howe would probably Sun 12.45pm BT Sport 3 LIVE Western Sydney Cristiano Ronaldo react faces former club Aston Villa settle for a similar scoreline as European Champions Cup action. Wanderers v Macarthur FC following the departure of at Carrow Road. Can he save he looks to steer his new club 8.45am BT Sport 2 boss Ole Gunnar Solskjær? the Canaries from relegation? away from the relegation zone. LIVE La Rochelle v Glasgow Warriors LIVE Reading v Chelsea LIVE Leicester City v LIVE Sheffield United v LIVE Brighton & Hove Albion PHOTOS: GETTY Sun 3pm BT Sport 2 (k-o 3.15pm) 11am Sky Sports Premier League Newcastle United Queens Park Rangers v Wolverhampton Wanderers European Champions Cup action. & Sky Showcase (kick-off 11.30am) 1pm Sky Sports Premier League 7pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky 7.15pm BT Sport 2 The Women’s Super League match. (kick-off 2pm) Sports Football (kick-off 7.45pm) (kick-off 7.30pm) LIVE Wasps v Munster The Premier League match at The Championship match. Coverage of the Premier League Sun 3pm BT Sport 3 (k-o 3.15pm) LIVE Manchester City v the King Power Stadium. match from the Amex Stadium. European Champions Cup action. Wolverhampton Wanderers LIVE AS Roma v Spezia 11.30am BT Sport 1 LIVE Rennes v Nice 7.30pm BT Sport 1 LIVE Crystal Palace v LIVE Castres v Harlequins (kick-off 12.30pm) 2pm BT Sport/ESPN (kick-off 7.45pm) Southampton Sun 5.15pm BT Sport 2 Coverage of the Premier League (kick-off 2pm) 7.15pm BT Sport 3 (kick-off 5.30pm) match staged at Etihad Stadium. Tuesday14 (kick-off 7.30pm) European Champions Cup action. LIVE Hellas Verona v Coverage of the Premier League LIVE Huddersfield Town Atalanta LIVE Udinese v Crotone match staged at Selhurst Park. LIVE Ulster v v Coventry City 2pm BT Sport 1 (kick-off 2pm) 5pm Premier Sports 1 Northampton Saints 12noon Sky Sports Football LIVE Borussia Dortmund Fri 7.15pm BT Sport 2 (k-o 8pm) (kick-off 12.30pm) LIVE Spartans v Rangers LIVE Vfb Stuttgart v v SpVgg Greuther Fürth European Champions Cup action. The Championship encounter. 4pm BBC Alba (kick-off 2pm) Bayern Munich 7.20pm Sky Sports Football The Scottish Women’s Premier 5.20pm Sky Sports Football & (kick-off 7.30pm) LIVE Montpellier v Leinster LIVE Norwich City v League match at Ainslie Park. 5.30pm Sky Sports Main Event Fri 7.45pm BT Sport 3 Manchester United (kick-off 5.30pm) LIVE FA Cup (kick-off 8pm) 5pm Sky Sports Main Event & LIVE Crystal Palace 7.30pm BBC2 European Champions Cup action. Sky Sports Premier League v Everton LIVE Brentford v Coverage of a second-round replay. (kick-off 5.30pm) 4pm Sky Sports Main Event & Manchester United LIVE Dragons v Lyon Coverage of the Premier League Sky Sports Premier League 6.30pm BT Sport 1 Thursday16 Fri 7.55pm S4C (kick-off 8pm) match staged at Carrow Road. (kick-off 4.30pm) (kick-off 7.30pm) Coverage of the Premier League The Premier League match at LIVE Liverpool v SAILING LIVE Wrexham v Weymouth match staged at Selhurst Park. Brentford Community Stadium. Newcastle United 5pm BT Sport 1 7pm BT Sport 1 (kick-off 8pm) LIVE Sail GP (kick-off 5.20pm) LIVE Strasbourg v Marseille LIVE Norwich City v Coverage of the Premier League Thu & Fri 5am Sky Sports Mix The National League match. 4pm BT Sport/ESPN Aston Villa encounter from Anfield. (kick-off 4pm) 7.15pm BT Sport 3 SKIING LIVE Venezia v Juventus (kick-off 7.45pm) LIVE Leicester City v 5.15pm BT Sport/ESPN LIVE Eintracht Frankfurt v Coverage of the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur LIVE Alpine Skiing Bayer Leverkusen match staged at Carrow Road. 7pm BT Sport 3 (kick-off 7.30pm) Sat & Sun 8.20am, 9.30am & LIVE VfL Wolfsburg v 4.20pm Sky Sports Football Coverage of the Premier League 12noon Euro1; Fri 10.30am Euro1 VfB Stuttgart (kick-off 4.30pm) LIVE VfL Wolfsburg v match at the King Power Stadium. & 11.20am Euro2 5.20pm Sky Sports Football FC Cologne (kick-off 5.30pm) LIVE Napoli v Empoli 7.20pm Sky Sports Main Event & LIVE Chelsea v Everton LIVE Biathlon 5pm BT Sport 1 (kick-off 5pm) Sky Sports Football 7.15pm BT Sport 2 Sat 11am & 1pm Euro1 LIVE Udinese v AC Milan (kick-off 7.30pm) (kick-off 7.45pm) 7.30pm BT Sport 1 LIVE Sassuolo v Lazio Coverage of the Premier League LIVE Freestyle Skiing (kick-off 7.45pm) 5.15pm BT Sport 3 LIVE Manchester City v match from Stamford Bridge. Sat 11am; Tue & Wed 7.05pm Euro2 Leeds United LIVE MLS Cup Final LIVE Arsenal Women v 7.30pm BT Sport 2 Friday17 LIVE Nordic Combined Skiing 8pm Sky Sports Football & Leicester City Women (kick-off 8pm) Sat 2.30pm; Sun 1pm & 2.15pm; FreeSports 6.30pm Sky Sports Football; Sky Coverage of the Premier League LIVE Western Sydney Fri 9.20am & 12.15pm Euro1 Showcase & 6.45pm Sky Sports match at the Etihad Stadium. Wanderers Women v LIVE Reims v St Etienne Main Event (kick-off 6.45pm) Newcastle Jets Women LIVE Biathlon 8pm BT Sport 3 (kick-off 8pm) The Women’s Super League match. LIVE Genoa v Salernitana 6am BT Sport 3 Sun 11am & 1.30pm; Thu 1.05pm; 8pm Premier Sports 1 Fri 12.50pm Euro1 LIVE Melbourne City Women LIVE Paris Saint-Germain LIVE Western United v v Melbourne Victory Women v Monaco Wednesday15 Adelaide United SNOOKER 5am BT Sport 3 7.30pm BT Sport 3 8.45am BT Sport/ESPN (kick-off 7.45pm) LIVE Borussia LIVE Scottish Open LIVE Adelaide United v Moenchengladbach v LIVE Lazio v Genoa Sat & Sun 12.45pm & 6.45pm Canberra United LIVE Inter Milan v Cagliari Eintracht Frankfurt 5.30pm BT Sport 1 Euro2 & Quest 5.15am BT Sport/ESPN 7.45pm BT Sport 1 5.20pm Sky Sports Football (kick-off 5.30pm) Coverage of the semi-finals and final (kick-off 7.45pm) (kick-off 5.30pm) from Venue Cymru in Llandudno. Sunday12 LIVE Barnsley v West Monday13 LIVE Arsenal v Bromwich Albion LIVE World Grand Prix LIVE Central Coast Mariners West Ham United 7pm Sky Sports Main Event & Sky Mon 6.45pm ITV4; Tue, Wed, Thu v Sydney FC LIVE Champions League 7pm BT Sport 1 (kick-off 8pm) Sports Football (kick-off 7.45pm) & Fri 12.45pm & 6.45pm ITV4 7.15am BT Sport 2 10.45am BT Sport 1 Coverage of the Premier League Coverage of the Championship Coverage of days one to five from Coverage of the Champions match at Emirates Stadium. encounter from Oakwell. Coventry Building Society Arena. LIVE Hearts v Rangers League Round-of-16 draw. 11am Sky Sports Football LIVE Burnley v Watford LIVE Salernitana SQUASH LIVE Europa League 7.15pm BT Sport/ESPN v Inter Milan LIVE Torino v Bologna 12noon BT Sport 1 (kick-off 7.30pm) 7.30pm BT Sport 1 LIVE PSA Squash 11.30am BT Sport 1 Coverage of the Europa League Coverage of the Premier League (kick-off 7.45pm) Wed 6pm & Thu 6.30pm BT Sport 2 (kick-off 11.30am) and the Europa Conference match taking place at Turf Moor. The Serie A match. League knockout rounds draw. WINTER SPORTS LIVE Lille v Lyon 12noon BT Sport/ESPN LIVE Snowboarding (kick-off 12noon) Sat 7.50am; Sun 7.20am & Thu 11.50am Euro2 LIVE Brighton & Hove Albion v Manchester United LIVE Ski Jumping 12.15pm BBC2 (kick-off 12.30pm) Sat 3pm & Sun; Fri 2.30pm The Women’s Super League match. & 4pm Euro1 TV&Satellite Week 33
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Strictly Come Dancing NEW NEW Premier League BBC1 HD, 7.05pm Reel Stories: Sting Capital Jingle Bell Ball Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman host BT Sport HD & Sky Sports HD as the remaining pro-celebrity couples BBC2 HD, 9.25pm Sky Showcase HD & Sky Max HD, 10pm Today’s live action is Man City v Wolves dance for their place in the Grand Final Dermot O’Leary chats to Sting about his Stars including Justin Bieber, Ed (BT Sport, k-o 12.30pm) and Norwich v career, from his first TV appearance in Sheeran, Anne Marie and Coldplay kick Man United (Sky Sports, k-o 5.30pm) 1978, to The Police reunion in 2007 off the festive season at London’s O2 7.00SKY EVENING TIMEPM 7.30PM 8.00PM 8.30PM 9.00PM 9.30PM 10.00PM 10.30PM FAVOURITES 101 BBC1 7.05 Strictly Come Dancing 8.25 Michael McIntyre’s The Wheel 9.25 Casualty 10.10 News 10.30 Match of the… 102 BBC2 103 ITV 6.35 Film: Far from the Madding Crowd 8.25 TOTP2 Police Special! 9.25 Reel Stories: Sting 10.10 Sting: When the Last Ship Sails 104 CHANNEL 4 105 CHANNEL 5 7.00 Celebrity Celebrity Catchphrase 8.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 9.00 I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! 10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show 106 SKY SHOWCASE 6.55 Formula 1: Abu Dhabi Qualifying Highlights 8.25 48 Hours to Victory 9.25 Film: The Equalizer 7.25 The Wonderful World of Gold 8.25 Gregg Wallace’s Grand Christmas… 9.25 The Mountbattens: A Scandalous… 10.25 When Christmas… 7.00 Formula 1 8.45 The Simpsons 10.00 Capital Jingle Bell Ball 116 BBC4 7.00 Fred Dibnah’s… 7.30 Wartime Farm Christmas 8.30 The Modern Age of the Coach 9.30 Stieg Larsson’s Millennium 118 ITV2 6.55 Film: Rampage 9.00 Film: Fast & Furious 136 MORE4 6.55 Grand Designs 8.00 Grand Designs 9.00 24 Hours in A&E 135 E4 5.50 Film: Transformers: Age of Extinction 9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox 10.00 Gogglebox ENTERTAINMENT 107 SKY WITNESS 7.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Private Eyes 10.00 Departure 108 SKY ATLANTIC 6.45 Band of Brothers 8.00 Game of Thrones 110 GOLD 6.55 dinnerladies 7.40 Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys 9.40 Victoria Wood’s Midlife Christmas 111 DAVE 6.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.00 QI XL 9.00 Not Going Out Live 9.40 This Country 119 ITV3 7.00 Midsomer Murders 120 ITV4 7.10 Film: Cahill: United States Marshal 9.15 Film: Jaws 3 112 COMEDY CENTRAL 6.35 Film: What Women Want 9.00 Film: Legally Blonde 152 SYFY 6.00 Film: Aquarium of the Dead 8.00 Film: The Amazing Spider-Man 113 SKY MAX 6.00 Sport’s Funniest Moments 8.00 A League of Their Own: Christmas… 9.00 Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol 10.00 Capital Jingle Bell Ball 114 SKY COMEDY 7.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 9.00 And Just Like That 132 ALIBI 6.00 Inspector George Gently 8.00 Father Brown 10.00 Murdoch Mysteries: Once Upon a… 130 SKY ARTS 6.50 Bee Gees: One Night Only 9.00 I Am Johnny Cash DOCUMENTARY 125 DISCOVERY 7.00 Gold Rush: White Water 8.00 Gold Rush 9.00 Mighty Truckers 10.00 Homemade Astronauts 8.00 Alaskan Bush People 162 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 My Cat from Hell 9.00 Alaska: Homestead Rescue 10.00 Crikey! 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Kong 8.00 The Unholy 9.45 A Christmas Number One FILMS - Sky Cinema 310 HITS 6.20 Wonder Woman 1984 9.00 Gravity 304 LORD OF THE RINGS 4.45 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of… 8.05 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 305 ANIMATION 6.35 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 8.15 Madagascar 9.45 Scoob! 306 FAMILY 6.00 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 8.35 Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 307 ACTION 6.15 I Am Legend 8.00 Clash of the Titans 10.00 300 308 COMEDY 6.00 Locked Down 8.00 Horrible Bosses 2 9.50 Rare Beasts 309 THRILLER 6.20 Heist 8.00 Mission: Impossible 10.00 Rise of the Footsoldier 303 CHRISTMAS 6.20 Miracle on 34th Street 8.00 Elf 9.40 A Boy Called Christmas 311 SCI-FI 5.45 The Core 8.00 Lucy 9.30 The Craft: Legacy 302 MUSIC 6.20 Bill & Ted Face the Music 8.00 School of Rock 10.00 Footloose 313 FILM4 6.20 Ghostbusters 9.00 Wild Rose 315 TCM MOVIES 7.10 Gun Glory 9.00 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 401 MAIN EVENT 5.00 SNF – Live 7.30 Fight Night – Live SPORT 402 PREMIER LEAGUE 5.00 SNF – Live: Norwich City v Manchester United (Kick-off 5.30) 8.30 Renault Game of the Day 10.30 Premier League 403 FOOTBALL 5.20 Bundesliga… 7.30 MLS Round-Up… 8.00 MLS – Live: Coverage of the MLS Cup Final 10.15 WSL 10.45 EFL 404 CRICKET 4.00 Big Bash League 413 BT SPORT 1 5.00 Vanarama… 7.30 Serie A – Live: Udinese v AC Milan: From Dacia Arena (Kick-off 7.45) 9.45 WWE Friday Night SmackDown 414 BT SPORT 2 5.15 Heineken Champions Cup – Live: Clermont Auvergne v Ulster (Kick-off 5.30); Exeter Chiefs v Montpellier (Kick-off 8.00) 10.15 College Basketball – Live Denotes programmes starting before 7.00pm † Regions vary TV&Satellite Week 35
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With Matthias 7.00 Celebrity Catchphrase PM Claudia Winkleman present Schoenaerts, Michael Sheen New edition Stephen Mulhern the semi-final of the dance and Tom Sturridge (S)(AD) 9 contest, in which the remaining (2015, 12, 110min) ★★★★ hosts as Charlotte Church, couples must perform two Melvin Odoom and Katherine PM routines to land a place in SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● Ryan try to guess well-known next week’s Grand Final. (S) phrases for the chance to win 10 ■ Strictly Come Dancing: The 8.25 TOTP2 Police Special! £50,000 for charity. (S)(AD) PM Results is tomorrow at 7.20pm Featuring performances of a 8.00 The Chase Celebrity Special 8.25 48 Hours to Victory selection of hits by Sting and New edition Bradley Walsh New edition Dermot O’Leary, 8.25 Michael McIntyre’s The Police, including Roxanne, The Wheel Can’t Stand Losing You, hosts as Len Goodman, Nicki Arthur Williams and Lucy New edition 8/16. Matt Baker, Message in a Bottle and Chapman, Will Kirk and Joe Betteridge-Dyson examine the Every Breath You Take. (S)(R) Pasquale work as a team to final 48 hours of the Battle of Gyles Brandreth, HRVY Maggie take on a Chaser and secure a the Somme, and discover how Aderin-Pocock, Grace Dent, Mr 9.25 NEW Reel Stories: Sting cash prize for charity. (S)(AD) shells from the conflict are still Motivator and Laura Whitmore being found to this day. (S) help out the contestants. (S) The veteran singer-songwriter 9.00 I’m a Celebrity… sits down with host Dermot Get Me Out of Here! 9.25 FILM The Equalizer 9.25 Casualty O’ Leary in a cinema to talk New edition 21/22. The about his life and career. (S) Action thriller starring Denzel Remember Me – Part Two: celebrities have nearly done Washington and Chloë Grace Iain is left battling for his life, 10.10 Sting: When the all they can, and with only 24 Moretz. A former secret agent and Charlie is in peril when he Last Ship Sails hours of camp life left, this year’s fights to bring down a crime fails to recognise Laura. (S)(AD) winner will soon be crowned. (S) syndicate after coming to the Sting performs songs from his ■ Concludes tomorrow aid of an abused prostitute. 10.10 BBC News (S) album The Last Ship, inspired With Marton Csokas. (S) by the shipbuilding community 10.05 The Jonathan Ross Show (2014, 15, 155min) ★★★ 10.30 Match of the Day where he was raised. (S)(R) New edition With guests Usain SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● Premier League action, including 11.30 Old Grey Whistle Test: Police in Bolt, Joanna Lumley, Jamie Chelsea v Leeds United. (S) the East Annie Nightingale joins Dornan, Shalom Brune-Franklin 12.00 M’T FILM Bad Times at the El The Police on their 1980 tour of and Holly Willoughby. Plus, Royale Mystery thriller starring ■ Match of the Day 2 can be Japan, Hong Kong, India, Egypt music by Damon Albarn. 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(R) As main ITV except: 12.10 AM Father Ted The cleric 118 118 816 115 176 6 113 makes a bid for stardom. 8.25 NEW Gregg Wallace’s 8.45 The Simpsons WALES 12.40 Father Stone Grand Christmas 6.00 AM Totally Bonkers descends on Craggy Island. Adventure A Hunka Hunka Burns in 12.40-1.10pm Guinness World Records Love: Mr Burns prepares Newsweek Wales (S) 1.15 24 Hours in A&E Gregg travels across Lapland to get married. (S)(R) 6.25 Love Bites 3.20 to 3.45 AM Father Ted to see what makes the home S4C 8.35 Secret Crush of Santa Claus so unique. 9.10 The Blunder Years: 9.35 Dress to Impress +1hour 236 196 86 125 See feature, page 20. (S) Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 11.40 I’m a Celebrity… Homer recalls a traumatic E4 9.25 NEW The Mountbattens: event while hypnotised. (S)(R) 6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Get Me Out of Here! A Scandalous Marriage Sadwrn 10.00 Waliau’n 1.05 PM You’ve Been Framed! 135 135 830 106 145 13 122 9.35 Brawl in the Family: Siarad 11.00 Parti Bwyd 1.40 FILM Mariah Carey’s All I How Lord Louis Mountbatten Beca 12.00noon Ffermio 6.00 AM Rude(ish) Tube Shorts and his wife Edwina Ashley Homer’s Las Vegas ‘wife’ 12.30pm Codi Pac 1.00 Want for Christmas Is 6.15 Don’t Tell the Bride: gradually became the ‘It’ turns up out of the blue. (R) Codi Pac 1.30 Adre 2.00 You Festive animation. couple of their time. (S) Bwyd Epic Chris (AD) 2.30 (2017, U, 91min) ★★ Christmas Revenge 10.00 NEW SERIES Capital Eryri: Pobol y Parc 3.30 3.25 I’m a Celebrity… Get Me 7.10 Don’t Tell the Bride: 10.25 When Christmas Jingle Bell Ball 2021 Cefn Gwlad (AD) 4.25 Out of Here! The end is in Goes Horribly Wrong Richard Holt: Yr Academi sight for the remaining stars. Christmas on the Slopes 1/2. 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(2014, 12, 166min) ★★★ 2.40 Bad Boy Chiller Crew 9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox 3.20 to 3.30 AM Unwind Famous faces offer their views on shows including +1hour 205 155 45 128 +1hour 206 +1hour 218 116 28 114 Planet Earth II and Bradley Walsh & Son: Breaking Dad. whattowatch.com ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 10.00 Gogglebox Shows including This Morning and Liar are appraised. 11.05 Gogglebox 12.10 AM First Dates Hotel 2.20 Celebrity Gogglebox 3.20 The 100 Series finale The Last War: 16/16. (S7) 4.10 to 6.00 AM The Big Bang Theory +1hour 235 146 29 123 TV&Satellite Week 37
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Easy Company of Loaf and Death The duo investigates when a man is 1.15 Hot Shots 11.00 Paramedics Triple bill of take the town of Carentan. open their own bakery. murdered on a golf course. 1.25 LIVE ITV Racing From the documentary following 4.30 4/10. A group of 10.20 Hi-de-Hi! 2.50 Dumb Witness: the daily work of Australia’s inexperienced paratroopers 11.25 The Two Ronnies A murder ruins Poirot’s Cheltenham and Doncaster. ambulance crews as join Easy Company. 1.05 PM dinnerladies holiday at Lake Windermere. 4.00 FILM Cheyenne Autumn they battle to save lives. 5.40 5/10. Winters is 1.55 Only Fools and Horses promoted to a desk job. Triple bill of the comedy. 5.00 Midsomer Murders A Sacred Western starring Richard 2.00 PM Nothing to Declare Ten 6.45 6/10. Easy Company 6.55 dinnerladies Twinkle and Trust: Barnaby investigates the Widmark and Carroll Baker. editions of the documentary experience a grim Christmas Stan spoil Petula’s plans for world of Midsomer Priory (1964, U, 170min) ★★★ series following the work of in the trenches. (S1) a peaceful family Christmas. when a nun is found strangled. customs officers in Australia. 8.00 Blue Bloods 6.45 Band of Brothers 6.55 dinnerladies 5.00 Midsomer Murders 9.15 Jaws 3 7 7.00 Blue Bloods Bad Band of Brothers 7.40 Gavin & Stacey 7.00 Midsomer Murders 7.10 FILM Cahill: United Company: 18/22. Eddie (started at 6.45pm) Christmas Special The A Rare Bird: The States Marshal Western PM faces a new challenge Wests join the Shipmans president of an starring John Wayne as a 8.00 Game of Thrones Winter on Christmas Eve for one ornithological society is marshal who discovers when she goes on her Is Coming: 1/10. Eddard of Mick’s famous turkey found dead after an that his two wild sons are first undercover operation. Stark faces a dilemma dinners, but Gavin and argument about a rare involved in a bank robbery. when he is asked to Stacey’s announcement bird sighting. Guest With George Kennedy. 8 8.00 Blue Bloods Through the serve at the side of dampens the mood. starsPaul Nicholls (1973, 15, 98min) ★★★ Looking Glass: 19/22. King Robert Baratheon. and James Dreyfus. PM Frank clashes with a 9.05 The Kingsroad: 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 2/10. Bran clings to life as Agnes agrees to journalist who refuses Ned prepares to head stage a nativity play. to reveal a source. (S5) south with the king, and Tyrion accompanies Jon 9.40 Victoria Wood’s Midlife 9 9.00 Private Eyes School’s Out as he travels to the Wall. Christmas A festive 9.00 Midsomer Murders The 9.15 FILM Jaws 3 Shark for Murder: 2/8. Angie 10.10 Lord Snow: 3/10. special from 2009. Ghost of Causton Abbey: attack adventure sequel PM takes Shade to her A weary Ned struggles to Highlights include the A disused abbey that is starring Dennis Quaid deal with the politics of Midlife Olympics and believed to be cursed is and Bess Armstrong. high-school reunion to the king’s court. (S1) costume drama Lark about to be turned into A terrifying great white avoid a confrontation. (S5) Pies to Cranchesterford. a pub – but someone is shark makes its way to a 11.15 Game of Thrones 4/10. found murdered in a marine theme park. With 10 10.00 Departure Witness: Ned searches for the truth. 11.05 Absolutely Fabulous similar manner to an Simon MacCorkindale PM 6/6. Kendra sets out to 12.20 AM 5/10. Catelyn takes 11.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys infamous execution. (1983, 12, 99min) ★★ find a missing piece of the captive Tyrion east. (S1) 12.25 AM Knowing Me, Knowing Guest stars Elaine Paige. the puzzle as the case SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● begins to wind down. (S2) 1.25 Paterno Biographical drama. Yule – With Alan Partridge 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.25 Nurse Jackie (S2) 1.25 Still Open All Hours Murder in Mesopotamia: 11.20 FILM Half Past Dead Action 11.00 Law & Order: Special 4.00 to 6.00 AM Richard E 2.15 Victoria Wood’s Midlife… Poirot is on hand to investigate thriller starring Steven Seagal. Victims Unit 20&21/23. (S13) 3.20 to 4.00 AM when an archaeologist’s A car thief turned convict Grant’s Hotel Secrets wife is murdered during a saves the day when a gang 1.00 AM Blue Bloods As 7pm. Absolutely Fabulous Middle East excavation. of crooks seize control of a 2.00 As shown at 8pm. +1hour 208/209 prison. (2002, 15, 98min) ★ +1hour 210/211 194 1.10 AM Victoria 8/8. (S3) 3.00 Grey’s Anatomy 16&17/25. 2.10 to 2.30 AM Unwind with ITV 1.25 AM Minder Double bill of episodes. (S15) +1hour 219 174 58 116 2.30 to 3.00 AM The Protectors 5.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare +1hour 220 175 118 +1hour 207 206 BBC Scotland W Pick E! Comedy Central ITV Be SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 109/110109/110 125 211 311 383 159 156 35 144 151 151 835 164163 112/113 181132 307/344 359/370 131 119 179 27 119 REST OF UK 194 162 108 6.10 AM Inside the 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare 7.00 AM Clash of the 8.00 AM Friends (S3) 7.00 AM Real Housewives Ambulance 11.00 Stop, Search, Seize Cover Bands of Beverly Hills 12.00 NOON This Is 12.00 NOON Paramedics: 2.45 PM FILM Ella BBC Scotland 6.35 Tipping Point 7.30 Dating: No Filter Enchanted Fantasy 8.00 The Big Bake: Holiday Australia Documentary. 8.00 Botched Double bill. adventure starring Anne 9.00 LittleBe 7.00 PM The Seven 1.25 PM Tipping Point 1.00 PM Police Force: 10.00 News: Daily Pop Hathaway. (2004, PG, 7.15 The Edit New edition 4.30 Doctor Who 3-5/13. 11.00 Botched 96min) ★★★ 12.00 NOON Masters of Flip 7.30 Sportscene Saturday Australia Double bill. Triple bill of the sci-fi 2.00 Highway Cops 1.00 PM Keeping Up with 4.35 FILM Father of the 1.00 PM The Real Action from the latest drama series. (S5) 3.00 Police Ten 7 the Kardashians Bride Part II Comedy Housewives of Cheshire Premiership fixtures. 7.30 Miranda Part one of 4.00 Motorbike Cops sequel with Steve Martin 8.30 Inside Central Station two. The shop owner 5.00 Stop, Search, Seize 7.00 Keeping Up with the and Diane Keaton. 2.00 The Big Bake: Holiday 5/6. A breakdown has two proposals 6.00 Road Wars Double bill. Kardashians Kim (1995, PG, 106min) ★★ 4.55 Dinner Date causes disruption, to decide between. 8.00 Brit Cops: Frontline receives some bad news 8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date and there’s news for 8.10 Part two of two. about her legal studies. 6.35 FILM What Women the Tour Guide team. The shopkeeper makes Crime UK A dangerous 8.00 Part one of two. Want Romantic comedy Dating show, featuring 9.30 Still Game 5/6. An a final attempt to find domestic incident. The family members starring Mel Gibson and Hollyoaks actor Andrew old pal shows his face happiness for herself. 9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid head to Lake Tahoe. Helen Hunt. (2000, Hayden-Smith. after 35 years. (S3) 9.00 The Catherine Tate Response Police 12, 127min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM Bridget Jones’s 10.00 FILM PREMIERE Run Show Triple bill. Guest officers on patrol. 9.00 The Bradshaw Bunch Diary Romantic comedy Drama with Mark Stanley stars Leslie Phillips. 10.00 Killer Lovers Erin hires a pet psychic 9.00 FILM Legally Blonde starring Renée and Amy Manson. 9.40 With Jools Holland. 11.00 How I Caught the to make sure her dog Comedy starring Reese Zellweger, Colin Firth (2019, 15, 78min) ★★★ 10.20 Guest stars Killer Documentary. will accept the baby. Witherspoon as a and Hugh Grant. (2001, 11.10 Two for One Comedy Bonnie Langford. 12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil seemingly ditzy blonde 15, 96min) ★★★★ with Kendra McPherson 11.00 Louis Theroux: Dark Killers Wolfgang Schmidt. 9.30 Clash of the Cover who enrols at Harvard 11.05 Million Dollar and Joyce Falconer. States – Trafficking Sex 1.00 AM The Force: Bands Music contest. Law School and proves Matchmaker Patti 11.25 The Quay Sessions: Manchester she is anything but takes on two former Greatest Hits Featuring 12.20 AM Louis Theroux: 2.00 Nothing to Declare 10.00 Live from the Red dumb. With Luke Wilson. contestants from The Charlatans, Snow Dark States – Murder 4.00 to 6.00 AM Police Carpet The build-up to (2001, 12, 96min) ★★★ The Bachelor. Patrol and The Selecter. in Milwaukee Force: Australia the E! 2021 People’s Choice Awards. 10.55 Your Face or Mine 12.00 M’T Marriage Boot 11.55 PM to 12.00 M’T Loop 1.45 to 3.00 AM One Born: +1hour 259 145 Camp: Reality Stars New edition What Happened Next? 12.00 M’T The People’s 1.55 AM South Park (S10) Choice Awards 12.55 to 1.00 AM +1hour 209/210 190 4.15 to 5.00 AM Friends Unwind with ITV 2.00 AM Teleshopping +1hour 212/213 133 +1hour 120 3.00 to 5.00 AM Jerseylicious 38 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor
11 December Saturday Alibi Syfy Sky Max Sky Comedy Dave Saturday 132 132 826 126 212 312 382 152 152 836 139 138 347 362 113/114 113/114 122 121 345 360 114/115 114/115 135 123 346 361 111/112 127 227 19 157 387 7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S4) 6.00 AM FILM Ba’al: The Storm 6.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & 8.00 AM The Office (US) (S4) 7.15 AM Supercar Customiser 10.00 Hudson & Rex (S1) God Sci-fi action drama. Disorder Double bill. 10.30 Sex and the City (S4) 7.40 Rick Stein’s Secret France (2008, 15, 97min) ★★ 8.40 Storage Hunters UK 12.00 NOON Reef Break (S1) 8.00 A League of Their Own: 12.20 PM Sex and the City (S4) 9.40 American Pickers 8.00 Teleshopping US Road Trip 2.0 3.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 10.40 Top Gear: Top Fails 1.00 PM Father Brown 11.00 Fact or Faked: 11.40 Top Gear: Winter 4.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 9.00 A League of Their Own Eight episodes, including at: Paranormal Files Christmas Party 2018 5.00 1/25. First episode. Blunderland 5/8. A soldier is killed on Will arrives in California. 12.40 PM Richard Osman’s House a routine training exercise. 12.00 NOON Star Trek: The 10.00 A League of Their Own’s 5.30 2/25. Will persuades 5.00 6/8. Frank is playing Next Generation (S5&6) Christmas Holiday Ashley to give up her violin of Games Five editions. golf when a local newspaper lessons in favour of the drums. 4.00 Top Gear: Ambitious But reporter turns up dead 5.00 PM The Outpost 3/13. 11.00 S.W.A.T. 15-17/18. (S4) 6.00 3/25. Will meets a girl in one of the bunkers. (S4) Garret is set free but must at an exclusive country club. Rubbish Disastrous outcomes. 6.00 Inspector George Gently serve a new ruler. (S4) 2.00 PM The Flight Attendant 6.30 4/25. Will leaks stories 5.00 Expedition with Steve The Lost Child: The adopted Four episodes, including at: of Uncle Phil’s background child of a middle-class 6.00 FILM Aquarium of the Dead 5.00 4/8. Cassie follows the and pet pig to the press. (S1) Backshall A long lava tube. couple is kidnapped. Comedy horror starring paper trail to an empty private 6.00 Would I Lie to You? Vivica A Fox and DC Douglas. jet manned by Nate. (S1) (2021, PG, 86min) ★★★ 6.00 Sport’s Funniest Moments 9.00 Father Brown 8.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 5.00 The Flight Attendant 10.00 And Just Like That 9.40 This Country Inspector George Gently Aquarium of the Dead Sport’s Funniest 7.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel 7.20 Would I Lie to You? 7 (started at 6.00pm) (film started at 6.00pm) Moments Air 5/25. Will starts With Warwick Davis, (started at 6.00pm) to feel homesick. Hugh Dennis, Katherine PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 7.30 6/25. Will and Ryan and John Simpson. Carlton are arrested. 8.00 Father Brown The 8.00 FILM The Amazing 8.00 A League of Their Own: 8.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel 8.00 QI XL Stephen Fry hosts 8 Kembleford Dragon: Spider-Man Fantasy Christmas Party 2020 Air 7/25. Will joins the an extended edition of The sleuthing priest adventure starring With Andrew Flintoff, school poetry club. the quiz, with Phill Jupitus, PM investigates when the local Andrew Garfield and Jamie Redknapp and 8.30 8/25. Will and Josh Widdicombe, Sara stationmaster is killed. Emma Stone. A nerdy Romesh Ranganathan. Carlton seek dates. (S1) Pascoe and Alan Davies New York teenager 9.00 Father Brown The Angel becomes a vigilante 9.00 The Lost Symbol 9.00 And Just Like That Hello 9.00 Not Going Out Live Lee 9 of Mercy: The priest is crime-fighter after a L’enfant Orientation: It’s Me: 1/10. Sex and the and Lucy organise a suspicious when Mrs bite from a genetically 4/10. Katherine teams City revival catching up Christmas variety show. PM McCarthy’s friend modified spider gives up with Sato to find her with the lives of Carrie, dies in her sleep. him special powers. father another way. (S1) Charlotte and Miranda. 9.40 This Country Kerry faces 10 With Rhys Ifans. (2012, some financial difficulties, PM 10.00 Murdoch Mysteries: 12, 136min) ★★★ 10.00 NEW SERIES Capital 10.00 And Just Like That 2/10. so Kurtan steps in Once Upon a Murdoch Jingle Bell Ball 1/2. Sex and the City revival to help support her. Christmas Feature- SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Highlights of the concert, starring Sarah Jessica 10.20 Reverend Seaton length festive special featuring Justin Bieber, Parker, Kristin Davis takes Kurtan and Kerry starring Yannick Bisson. 11.00 The Twilight Zone 1&2/10. Coldplay and Ed Sheeran. and Cynthia Nixon. (S1) for a driving lesson. Double bill of the fantasy. (S2) 11.45 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 11.30 Strike Back: Silent War 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring 11.00 This Country A Mucklowe 2.00 AM Murdoch Mysteries 4/13. 1.00 AM Wynonna Earp 2/12. 9&10/10. Double bill. (S7) Jimmy Fallon New edition family member returns. The team deal with what American chat show. The master of a wealthy seems like an endless 1.40 AM Road Wars The work of 11.40 Live at the Apollo household is murdered, stream of new arrivals. (S3) the Proactive Squad from 12.00 M’T Insecure 7/10. Comedy 12.40 AM Not Going Out Live and dark secrets surface Thames Valley Police. drama starring Issa Rae when Murdoch questions his 2.00 Alphas 4-6/12. (S1) and Yvonne Orji. (S5) 1.20 This Country family and servants. (S4) 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Librarians 2.15 The Russell Howard Hour 1.55 Dave Gorman: Terms 3.05 to 4.00 AM Rush 3.15 We’re Here 12.35 AM Ricky Gervais: Politics +1hour 252 229 4.30 Road Wars The comedian’s live show at and Conditions Apply +1hour 232 191 5.00 to 6.00 AM the Palace Theatre in London. 3.00 to 4.00 AM Sin City Motors GREAT! tv Stop, Search, Seize 2.05 to 5.00 AM Modern Family +1hour 211 131 23 Sky Arts 4seven 5USA 5STAR Drama 157 189 49 142 130 130 165 140 11 147 364 137 143 203 48 127 141 141 153 21 129 128 151 31 131 143 130 20 158 6.00 AM Hart to Hart 6.00 AM Beethoven: 9.00 AM Find It, Fix It, Flog It 9.00 AM Murder, She Wrote 8.00 AM Entertainment News 7.10 AM Birds of a Feather 8.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye Complete Piano Concertos Series finale 12.00 NOON FILM Sonic the 1.00 PM Murder, She Wrote 8.05 Judge Judy 11.00 Sharpe 1.00 PM Castle (S5) Hedgehog Fantasy 6.00 Murder, She Wrote Big 6.00 Starsky & Hutch The 6.50 LSO: Sir Simon Rattle adventure starring 11.35 Caught on Camera: 1.00 PM Green Green Grass Conducts Webern, James Marsden. (2020, Easy Murder: A voodoo Funniest Moments Committee: 21/25. Berg, Ligeti and PG, 99min) ★★★ cult murders a journalist. 3.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet The duo investigate Stravinsky with 7.00 Home Care: Two 12.45 PM FILM Wild Wild a police death squad. Barbara Hannigan 2.00 PM A Place in the Sun elderly people are killed. West Western 6.00 The Brokenwood 7.00 The VelvetJungle: 8.00 Grayson’s Art Club: 8.00 Nailed: A salon adventure comedy. Mysteries Blood Pink: 22/25. An illegal 8.30 Tales of the Unexpected owner is suspected (1999, 12, 106min) ★ 4/4. Mike’s favourite immigrant witnesses a 11.00 Discovering An Exhibition for of murdering a rival. country musician is murder but refuses to 2.00 PM Portrait Artist 2021 Britain A new Art Club 9.00 A Quaking in 2.50 FILM Unbreakable found electrocuted in help with police enquiries. 3.00 Bob Dylan: The Other exhibition at the Bristol Aspen: Jessica’s friend is Thriller. (2000, 12, what appears to be a 8.00 Long Walk Down Museum and Art Gallery. suspected of murder. 107min) ★★★★ drunken accident. (S2) a Short Dirt Road: Side of the Mirror 9.00 Sarah Beeny’s New 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy It’s the 23/25. A blackmailer 4.35 Classic Albums Life in the Country End of the World: 16/27. 4.55 FILM Journey 2: The 8.00 Last of the Summer kills two people 5.35 Pink Floyd: Live in Sarah and Graham Part one of two. A Mysterious Island Wine Christmas special. in his attempts to design a staircase patient is brought in with Fantasy sequel. (2012, Barry wants to buy extort money from a Venice From 1989. for their new home. an explosive problem. PG, 94min) ★★★ Glenda a waterbed. country singer. (S2) 6.50 Bee Gees: One Night 10.00 Escape to the Chateau 11.00 As We Know It: 9.00 Classic Who Wants Angel begins restoring 17/27. Part two of two. 6.50 FILM Geostorm Thriller 9.30 FILM First Knight to Be a Millionaire? Only From 1997. the Chateau’s walls to The ‘code black’ starring Gerard Butler. Romantic mythical Four editions of the 9.00 I Am Johnny Cash their original glory. situation worsens. (S2) (2017, 12, 109min) ★ drama starring Sean big-money quiz show. 11.00 NEW Lead Belly: The 11.05 24 Hours in A&E Connery, Richard Gere 12.00 M’T Law & Order: 9.00 FILM The Last Samurai and Julia Ormond. 1.00 AM Sue Thomas: Man Who Invented 12.10 AM Gogglebox Special Victims Unit Epic action drama with Lady Guinevere finds F.B.Eye 16-18/19. (S2) Rock and Roll 2.20 How to Make It on Tom Cruise. (2003, 15, her emotions torn 12.45 AM Life & Rhymes 2.00 AM Law & Order: 154min) ★★★★ between King Arthur 3.45 Starsky & Hutch (S2) 1.30 The Who Hits 50 Live OnlyFans Documentary. Criminal Intent (S1) and wandering knight 4.00 Discovering: The Who 3.25 Luxury Christmas for 12.05 AM FILM Event Horizon Lancelot. (1995, 4.30 to 6.00 AM 4.30 Discovering: The Doors 3.45 to 4.00 AM Sci-fi horror starring PG, 134min) ★★ Crazy Like a Fox 5.00 to 6.00 AM Less 2/2. Documentary. Entertainment News Laurence Fishburne. Landscape Artist (1997, 18, 96min) ★★★ 12.10 to 4.00 AM +1hour 257 220 143 of the Year Canada 4.20 to 4.50 AM +1hour 241 185 130 Ashes to Ashes A Place in the Sun 2.00 The Gypsies Next Door +1hour 243 226 73 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Act +1hour 228 186 141 SKY HD SD VIRGIN HD FREEVIEW HD FREESAT HD BT HD TV&Satellite Week 39
SATURDAY Documentaries CBS Drama CBS Justice Challenge Comedy CentralExtra Sky Documentaries Sky Nature Saturday 147 197 67 134 148 192 40 137 160 160 47 146 127 182 308 121121 819 278 277 352 367 124124 822 280 279 354 369 9.00 AM Walker, Texas 8.30 AM The Key of David 7.00 AM The Chase 6.00 AM The Middle (S1) 6.00 AM Discovering: 6.00 AM Land of Primates Ranger Five episodes. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder 9.00 Blockbusters 7.00 Teleshopping Warren Beatty 8.00 Nomads of the 9.00 The Middle (S1) 2.00 PM Medical Detectives 12.00 NOON Scorpion (S2) 12.00 NOON Family Fortunes 7.00 Discovering: Serengeti Five editions. 3.00 PM Friends (S3) Jack Palance 1.00 PM Monkey Life 4.00 Judge Judy Real-life 2.00 PM NCIS: Los Angeles 1.30 PM All Star Family 9.00 Friends 17/25. Ross and 2.00 Shadowlands small-claims cases. 7.00 Scorpion Dam Fortunes Double bill. 8.00 The Directors 3.00 Into the Wild: India Rachel’s separation 9.50 Drew: The Man 8.00 World’s Most Toxic 9.00 Psychic Private Eyes Breakthrough: 13/25. 3.00 Strike It Lucky causes friction. The team investigate A huge crack in a dam 4.00 The Cube: Celebrity 9.30 18/25. Phoebe’s Behind the Poster Animals Lethal killers, whether a passenger threatens to wipe half-brother Frank makes 11.50 The Go-Go’s including the world’s on the Titanic survived. out a whole town Special Olympic an announcement. 1.50 PM Andre the Giant most venomous spider. on Christmas Eve. gymnast Louis Smith 10.00 19/25. Monica 3.35 A Crime on the Bayou 9.00 Africa’s Hunters 10.00 Medium Mother’s Little 8.00 White Out: 14/25. and former TOWIE star dates a millionaire. 5.20 Kipchoge: The Last A lioness goes in Helper: 7/22. Allison and The agents set out to Mark Wright take on the 10.30 20/25. Chandler search for a lost cub. Ariel discover the dead save a stricken US challenge in a bid to dates Rachel’s boss. Milestone Following 10.00 Shadowlands Winter’s bodies of a shop owner Special Forces unit. (S2) raise money for charity. 11.00 25/25. Phoebe Eliud Kipchoge’s impact on the deep and her daughter. 9.00 NCIS Anonymous Was 5.00 The Chase Four receives shocking news record-shattering feat. fjords and tidal lagoons 11.00 The Whole Truth: a Woman: 4/24. An editions of the general about her past. (S3) 7.10 FILM Searching for of southwestern 8/22. Allison and Afghan woman who knowledge quiz show 11.30 1/24. Ross and Sugar Man Music New Zealand. Devalos investigate the assumed the identity of hosted by Bradley Walsh. Rachel get back documentary. (2012, 11.00 Impossible Animals death of a congressman. a US soldier is murdered. 9.00 The Chase Celebrity together. (S4) 12, 86min) ★★★★ 12.00 M’T Africa’s Hidden 12.00 M’T Better Off 10.00 Once a Crook: Special Russell Watson, 9.00 FILM Robin Williams: Kingdoms Dead: 9/22. A ghost 5/24. A naval Rita Simons, Bill Oddie 12.00 M’T Rhod Gilbert’s Come Inside My Mind 1.00 AM Great Parks of declines Allison’s help. cryptanalyst is shot and Denise Welch try Growing Pains Documentary. (2018, Africa The oldest game 1.00 AM Very Merry dead in a park. (S11) to win thousands of 12, 116min) ★★★★ reserve in Africa. Maggie: 10/22. 11.00 NCIS 6-8/24. S11) pounds for charity. 1.00 AM Live at the Apollo 11.10 The Witness 2.00 Africa’s Hunters Allison is haunted 10.00 The Chase General 2.00 Frank Skinner: Man in 12.55 AM Atomic Homefront 3.00 Zambia Untamed by visions of a doll. 2.00 AM Scorpion (S2) knowledge quiz show 2.55 The Perfect Weapon 4.00 Shark Squad 2.00 Apocalypse, Push: 3.45 Matlock 12/22. (S5) hosted by Bradley Walsh. a Suit Stand-up show. 4.35 PL Legends: 5.00 to 6.00 AM 11/22. Kenneth Push 4.35 JAG 11/25. (S5) 11.00 Bullseye Ten editions 3.20 Roast Battle Robbie Fowler Coastal Africa experiences unnerving of the darts-based quiz. 3.45 FILM Drive Angry 5.05 to 6.00 AM visions of a murder. (S3) 5.20 to 6.00 AM The Directors Bondi Rescue 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Chase (2011, 18) ★★★ 3.00 to 6.00 AM Judge Judy 5.20 to 6.00 AM The Middle HGTV Food Network DMAX Paramount Network Sky Crime CBS Reality 158 286 43 166 140 285 42 148 172 171 38 150 150 187 150 32 132 122122 820 137136 348 363 146 148 66 135 7.00 AM House Hunters 6.00 AM Highlights 6.00 AM Baggage Battles 9.00 AM The Gadget Show 6.00 AM Road Wars 9.00 AM Judge Judy International 8.00 James Martin – Home 8.00 Alaska: The Last 7.00 Highway Patrol 10.00 Trucking Hell 11.00 Brit Cops: Rapid 1.00 PM Judge Judy 8.00 The Great Interior Comforts at Christmas Frontier Four editions. Design Challenge 9.00 Bake Off: Xmas Special 12.00 NOON Edge of Alaska 11.00 Police Interceptors Response Double bill. 5.00 48 Hours The 2008 10.00 Home for Christmas 2.00 PM Arctic Rescue 1.00 PM Stop, Search, Seize death of Kadie Major. 9.00 Escape to the Country 11.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern 3.00 Wheeler Dealers 12.05 PM FILM The Flight of 2.00 The Killer Within 6.00 The disappearance 10.00 Quick Little Builds 6.00 Sacred Steel Bikes the Phoenix Adventure. 3.00 Britain’s Most Evil of a TV anchor from Iowa. 11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Odyssey: Xmas Special (1965, PG) ★★★★ 7.00 A team of CBS 12.00 NOON Ainsley’s 7.00 Speed Is the New Black Killers Double bill. News journalists explore 1.00 PM DIY SOS 8.00 British Treasure, 2.55 FILM The Sum of All 5.00 Killer in My Village James Closs’ story. 3.00 A Place in the Sun Festive Food We Love Fears Thriller. (2002, 6.00 Forensics: Catching the 8.00 Focusing on the 8.00 Escape to the Country 1.00 PM Heston Blumenthal’s American Gold 12, 119min) ★★★★ murder of Iana Kasian. 9.00 Extinct or Alive: Jaws Killer Documentary. A search for a ‘forever’ Perfect Christmas 5.20 The Day of the Triffids 7.00 How I Caught the Killer 9.00 Fatal Vows Vanessa home in south Wales. 2.00 Great British Bake Off of Alaska New edition 1/2. Sci-fi drama 8.00 World’s Most Evil and Sheldon dreamt 9.00 A search for a 10.00 Storm Chasers starring Dougray Scott. of having it all, but property with business Xmas Masterclass 11.00 Expedition X 7.15 2/2. A visitor from Killers Velma Barfield. they’re soon at odds, potential in the 3.00 Bake Off: Xmas Special 12.00 M’T Mysteries of the London causes issues. 9.00 The Granny Killer An worn down by bad luck. Yorkshire Dales. 5.00 Great British Bake Off 10.00 A happily 10.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build Deep Exploring a 9.00 FILM We Were Soldiers attempt to link murderer married couple’s Transforming the Christmas Masterclass 140-year-old wreck. War drama starring John Wayne Glover relationship falls apart. home of a woman 6.00 Bake Off: Xmas Special 1.00 AM Ed Stafford: Mel Gibson. (2002, to more victims. 11.00 Syble and Earnie’s recovering from a stroke. 7.00 James Martin’s First Man Out 15, 137min) ★★★ 10.05 The investigation lives revolve around 11.00 The team build an 2.00 Alaska: Surviving continues as seven church and family, but entire home from scratch Christmas With Friends the Last Frontier 11.50 FILM Above the Law murders of elderly a freak accident throw on the Isle of Sheppey. 8.00 Rick Stein’s Far… 3.00 Bear Grylls: Action thriller. (1988, women remain unsolved. the marriage off-kilter. 12.00 M’T Flip or Flop 9.00 Ainsley’s Festive Food… Born Survivor 18, 99min) ★★★ 11.05 Britain’s Most Evil 1.00 AM Quick Little Builds 10.00 Heston’s Perfect Xmas 3.50 Tanked Killers Five editions. 12.00 M’T Fatal Vows 2.00 House Hunters 11.00 Great Food Truck Race 4.40 Barnwood Builders 1.55 AM Fights, Camera, 4.00 AM Brit Cops: International 12.00 M’T Man v Food: Best Of 5.30 to 6.00 AM Action! A shocking fight Rapid Response 2.00 AM Teens Who Kill 3.00 to 4.00 AM Mexico Life 1.00 AM Restaurant: Salvage Dawgs at a motocross event. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Motorway Patrol 3.00 Unsolved Mysteries +1hour 258 290 Impossible +1hour 272 214 151 2.50 Taken 9&10/16. (S2) 2.00 to 3.00 AM Ultimate +1hour 222 207 5.10 to 6.00 AM Airline 4.20 Criminals: Caught on Cookery Course Camera Documentary. +1hour 246 201 136 +1hour 240 149 4.50 to 5.00 AM Entertainment News Really Blaze TLC 5SELECT Quest Quest Red 142 128 17 160 164 216 63 162 133 133 828 167 323 377 153 152 55 133 144144 834 169 12 114 172 149 170 39 169 6.00 AM Fantasy Homes in 6.00 AM Curse of Oak Island 6.00 AM Say Yes: 9.00 AM The Dog Rescuers 6.00 AM Mighty Cruise Ships 6.00 AM Say Yes to the the City From Paris. 7.00 Wicked Tuna: Wedding SOS with Alan Davies 7.00 Mighty Ships Dress: Bridesmaids 8.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Teleshopping North v South 7.00 Say Yes… Atlanta 12.00 NOON The Dog 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: 7.00 Animal Cops Houston 8.00 Homes Under the 8.00 Swamp People: 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress Rescuers at Christmas 9.00 My 600lb Life 12.00 NOON Say Yes to the Stripped Down Hammer Five editions. Serpent Invasion 1.00 PM Live: Winter on the 11.30 Wheeler Dealers: 12.00 NOON Hoarding: 1.00 PM A Place in the Sun 9.00 Salvage Kings Dress: Lancashire Farm Four editions. Buried Alive 3.00 It’s Me or the Dog 1.00 PM Ancient Aliens 1.00 PM Curvy Brides Chopped 4.00 Helicopter ER 2.00 Ancient Aliens: 5.00 The Queen Mother: 11.45 Snooker: Scottish Open 1.00 PM Long Lost Family 8.00 Saving Lives at Sea Boutique Double bill. Romance and the 12.45 PM LIVE Snooker: 2.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 9.00 The Dead Files Stranger Theories 3.00 Dr Pimple Popper Throne Documentary. 3.00 Ancient Aliens 5.00 Say Yes… UK Scottish Open Atlanta Eight editions. 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A golden retriever is rushed to Japanese car parts. 12.00 NOON Pawn Stars 3.00 Investigating a lost the clinic with a broken leg. 2.00 Hornby: A Model World city buried in the Sahara. 4.00 The team are faced 4.00 Supercar Megabuild Shane 5.00 PM Ancient Egypt’s 3.00 Great British Railway 4.00 The destruction of the with an overweight cat Lynch and Dan Barruffo Darkest Hour Part one of town of Herculaneum in 79 AD. with kidney disease. customise a drag racing Jaguar. two. The discovery of a Journeys Eight editions 5.00 New discoveries reveal 5.00 The Zoo: San Diego Mek the 5.00 A luxury transporter mass grave near Luxor. of the series, including at: the truth about Hadrian’s Wall. tiger returns to the zoo. capable of carrying supercars 6.00 Part two of two. The 6.00 Michael Portillo travels 6.00 My Cat from Hell A woman is across any terrain. archaeologists continue their from Sandwich to Folkestone. 6.00 Kindig Customs A restoration torn between her boyfriend 6.00 Shane and Dan build quest into ancient Egypt, 6.30 Michael travels along for clients celebrating and her incontinent cat. a DeLorean from scratch. looking to discover the England’s south coast their 25th anniversary. story behind a mass grave. from Hythe to Hastings. 10.00 Homemade Astronauts 9.00 Alaska: Homestead… 8.00 Car S.O.S 6.00 Ancient Egypt’s Darkest… 3.00 Great British Railway… 7 7.00 Gold Rush: White 7.00 My Cat from Hell 7.00 Car S.O.S Tim and Fuzz 7.00 Cornwall: Walking 7.00 Great British Railway PM Water Dakota Fred Jackson Galaxy visits a restore a Japanese super Through History Journeys Michael Portillo and his son Dustin risk woman who has suffered saloon for a man forced Tony Robinson learns travels from Ayr to Paisley. their lives to find a abuse from her cat to give up driving when about the thriving 18th- 7.30 The historic fortune in gold nuggets. for the past 13 years. he developed cancer. century smuggling trade. Dunbartonshire shipyards. 8.00 Gold Rush The gold 8.00 Alaskan Bush People 8.00 Car S.O.S Tim and Fuzz 8.00 Wigan Pier: Walking 8.00 Open All Hours Arkwright 8 miners of the Yukon put The Wolfpack’s quest take on a 1924 Austin 7 Through History tries to increase his profits everything on the line in for complete freedom Chummy that doesn’t Tony Robinson walks through advertising. PM the hope of striking it rich. takes a big step forward belong to its owner. along the Leeds 8.40 Granville meets with new livestock. and Liverpool Canal. the girl of his dreams 9 9.00 Strippers: Cars for Cash after placing an ad in a 9.00 Mighty Truckers 9.00 Alaska: Homestead Armed with a budget of 9.00 JFK Assassination: lonely hearts magazine. 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Britain’s Ancient Capital 5.00 PM Criminal Reloaded 3.00 Iceland – A Wild Life 6.00 Africa’s Hidden 12.00 NOON Ancient Aliens 1.00 PM Closing Gambit: Confessions Double bill. 3.00 Unsolved History Wonders The 1978 – Korchnoi versus 7.00 Murder at My Door With 6.00 Combat Dealers: 4.00 Wild Caribbean continent’s most 1.00 PM Digging for the Karpov and the Kremlin mysterious landscapes, Truth Four editions. 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SATURDAY Films Sky Premiere Sky Hits FamilySky ActionSky ComedySky Cinema Cinema Cinema Cinema Cinema 301 301 848 401 501 515 310 310 854 403 503 517 306 306 850 406 506 520 307 307 851 407 507 521 308 308 852 408 508 522 Saturday 7.00 AM 8 Bit Christmas (2021) 6.00 AM Barb & Star Go to Vista 6.00 AM Dino Dana – The Movie 6.05 AM Terminator 3: Rise of 7.10 AM Madea’s Family Reunion 8.40 Godzilla Vs. Kong As 6pm. Del Mar As shown at 4.30pm. 7.20 Fantastic Beasts and Where the Machines As 3.30am. 9.10 Long Story Short Comedy. 10.40 PREMIERE The Unholy 12.25 PM A Christmas Number 8.00 Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) to Find Them (2016) ★★★★ 8.05 The Sweeney As 5.20am. (2021, 15, 90min) ★★★ 10.35 Those Who Wish Me Dead 9.40 Back to the Future (1985) 10.05 Speed Racer Live-action 10.50 The Intern Comedy. One As shown at 9.45pm. 11.45 Harry Potter and the Order 2.25 Miss Marx As 1.25am. Crime drama. (2021, 15) ★★ motor-racing adventure. (2015, 12, 118min) ★★★★ 4.20 8 Bit Christmas Family 12.20 PM Gravity As 9.00pm. of the Phoenix (2007) ★★★ (2008, PG, 134min) ★★★ 12.55 PM Horrible Bosses Comedy. 2.00 Transformers Sci-fi adventure. 2.10 PM Charlotte’s Web 12.25 PM Zack Snyder’s Justice comedy starring Steve Zahn. League Superhero adventure. (2011, 15, 93min) ★★★ (2021, PG, 105min) ★★★ (2007, 12, 143min) ★★★★ Adventure. (2006, U) ★★★ (2017, 15, 242min) ★★★ 2.35 Happy Gilmore Comedy. 6.00 Godzilla Vs. Kong Adventure 4.30 Barb & Star Go to Vista Del 3.55 Ender’s Game Sci-fi adventure. 4.25 The Hurricane Heist Action starring Alexander Skarsgård thriller. (2018, 12, 103min) ★ (1996, 12, 92min) ★★★ and Millie Bobby Brown. Mar Comedy. (2021, 15) ★★★ (2013, 12, 111min) ★★★ 6.15 I Am Legend Sci-fi thriller. 4.15 The Comeback Trail Comedy. (2021, 12, 113min) ★★★ 6.20 Wonder Woman 1984 6.00 Harry Potter and the (2007, 15, 101min) ★★★★ (2020, 12, 104min) ★★★ Superhero action sequel. Half-Blood Prince Fantasy. 6.00 Locked Down Crime comedy. (2020, 12, 151min) ★★★★ (2009, 12, 153min) ★★★★★ (2021, 15, 118min) ★★ PREMIERE 8 8.00 The Unholy 6.20 Wonder Woman 1984 8.35 Fantastic Beasts: The… 6.15 I Am Legend 6.00 Locked Down PM 8.00 PREMIERE The Unholy Wonder Woman 1984 8.35 Fantastic Beasts: The 8.00 Clash of the Titans 8.00 Horrible Bosses 2 Horror starring Jeffrey (film started at 6.20pm) Crimes of Grindelwald Fantasy adventure Comedy sequel starring 9 Dean Morgan. A deaf girl Fantasy adventure starring Sam Worthington Jason Bateman and Jason is visited by the Virgin SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● starring Eddie Redmayne. and Gemma Arterton. Sudeikis. Three men PM Mary and can suddenly Newt Scamander tries Young demigod Perseus trying to start their own hear, speak and heal the 9.00 Gravity Space thriller to scupper a sorcerer’s embarks on a perilous business are swindled by 10 sick. (2021, 15, 99min) starring Sandra Bullock plans of raising pure- quest with a band of an investor, so respond PM ★★ See review, page 22. and George Clooney. blood wizards to rule over heroes to defeat a by kidnapping his son. A novice astronaut all non-magical beings. terrifying sea monster. (2014, 15, 104min) ★★ 11 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● becomes stranded in With Johnny Depp. (2018, (2010, 12, 106min) ★★ PM space during her first 12, 134min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.45 A Christmas Number NASA mission. (2013, SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● One Romantic comedy 12, 91min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.50 Rare Beasts Romantic starring Freida Pinto. 10.00 300 Epic adventure comedy drama directed A music manager leaves SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10.55 Back to the Future based on the graphic by and starring Billie New York for London Comedy fantasy starring novel by Frank Miller and Piper, with Leo Bill, Kerry to manage a boyband 10.45 Inception Christopher Michael J Fox and starring Gerard Butler Fox and David Thewlis. who are desperate for a Nolan’s sci-fi thriller Christopher Lloyd. (1985, and Lena Headey. (2006, (2020, 15, 87min) ★★★★ Christmas number one. starring Leonardo PG, 115min) ★★★★★ 15, 116min) ★★★★ DiCaprio. (2010, 12, SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.45 Sound of Violence Horror 149min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● starring Jasmin Savoy Brown. 11.25 Madea’s Family Reunion (2021, 18, 94min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 12.55 AM Ender’s Game Sci-fi 12.00 M’T The Scorpion King Comedy starring Tyler Perry. adventure with Asa Butterfield. Fantasy starring The Rock. (2006, 12, 107min) ★★★ 1.25 AM Miss Marx Biographical 1.15 AM Archenemy Adventure (2013, 12, 111min) ★★★ (2002, 12, 91min) ★★★ drama starring Romola Garai. starring Joe Manganiello. 1.20 AM Jackass 3 Comedy sequel (2020, 15, 107min) ★★★ (2020, 15, 90min) ★★★ 2.55 Charlotte’s Web As 21. 0pm. 1.35 AM Wanted Fantasy thriller. starring Johnny Knoxville. 4.40 to 6.00 AM Dino Dana – (2008, 18, 105min) ★★★ (2010, 15, 93min) ★★ 3.20 Vanquish Thriller with Morgan 2.55 Outback Fact-based thriller. Freeman. (2021, 15, 94min) ★ (2019, 15, 86min) ★★★ The Movie Family adventure. 3.30 Terminator 3: Rise of the 3.00 Mope Comedy drama starring (2020, U, 85min) ★★ Machines Sci-fi thriller sequel. Nathan Stewart-Jarrett. 5.00 to 6.50 AM Playing God 4.30 to 6.00 AM Henchmen (2003, 12, 109min) ★★★ (2019, 18, 105min) ★★ Comedy drama with Hannah Animated adventure. Kasulka. (2021, 12) ★★★ (2018, PG, 89min) ★★ 5.20 to 7.15 AM The Sweeney 4.50 to 6.20 AM How to Fake Thriller starring Ray Winstone. a War Comedy starring +1hour 312 (2012, 15, 112min) ★★★ Katherine Parkinson. (2019, 15, 84min) ★★★ Sky Lord of the Rings Sky Animation TCM Movies Talking Pictures Horror Cinema Cinema 315 415 416 512 526 328 445 81 306 317 149 68 138 304 304 8459 404 504 518 305 305 412 500 514 primetime 7.25 AM The Lord of the Rings: The 6.05 AM Cloudy with a Chance of 6.00 AM Hollywood’s Best Directors 6.00 AM Hour of Decision (1957) ★★ 8.00 AM The 7 Adventures of Return of the King As 4.45pm. Meatballs 2 As 6.35pm. 7.45 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 7.35 Look at Life Sinbad Fantasy adventure. 8.00 Good Day For A Hanging 7.45 Freedom to Die (1961, b/w) ★★ (2010, PG, 90min) ★★ 10.45 The Lord of the Rings: The 7.45 Batman Unlimited: Monster 9.00 Hawkeye & the Last Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Mayhem As 11.20pm. Western. (1958, U, 85min) ★★ 10.00 Airwolf 8-12/12. (S1) 9.45 Gun Battle at Monterey of the Mohicans (S1) 3.00 PM Ice Quake Sci-fi disaster 1.45 PM The Lord of the Rings: The 9.10 Shrek 2 As 5.00pm. 9.30 Yoyo Competition Two Towers As 11.05pm. 10.45 Madagascar As 81. 5pm. Western. (1957, b/w, PG) ★★ 9.35 Cry Wolf Family drama. drama. (2010, PG, 91min) ★★ 12.15 PM Scoob! As 9.45pm. 11.15 He Rides Tall (1964, b/w) ★★ 4.50 Meteor Apocalypse Sci-fi 4.45 The Lord of the Rings: The 1.50 Brightheart Animation. 1.00 PM Billy the Kid Western. (1968, PG, 55min) ★★ Return of the King Epic fantasy 10.50 Phantom Creeps 10/12. (S1) adventure. (2010, 15, 90min) ★ adventure with Elijah Wood, Ian (2020, U, 85min) ★★ (1941, PG, 95min) ★★ 11.15 Glimpses 6.40 Stonehenge Apocalypse McKellen and Viggo Mortensen. 3.20 Arthur Christmas Animation. 3.00 Five Guns West Western. 11.30 The Barnstormers 3/11. (S1) (2003, 12, 201min) ★★★★★ Sci-fi thriller starring Misha (2011, U, 93min) ★★★★ (1954, PG, 78min) ★★ 12.00 NOON Ambush in Leopard Collins. (2010, 15, 90min) ★ 8.05 The Lord of the Rings: Street Drama. (1962, b/w) ★★ The Fellowship of the Ring 5.00 Shrek 2 Animated sequel. 4.45 El Paso Western starring John 8.30 Tales from the Darkside Red Epic fantasy adventure based (2004, U, 93min) ★★★★★ Payne. (1949, PG, 103min) ★★ 1.10 PM Charlie Chan at the Circus Leader: A crooked tycoon on the novel by JRR Tolkien. Mystery. (1936, b/w, PG) ★★ makes a deal with the Devil in In the realm of Middle Earth, 6.35 Cloudy with a Chance of 6.55 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. return for power and wealth. a young hobbit named Frodo Meatballs 2 Animated comedy 7.10 Gun Glory Western starring 2.35 The Scarlet Blade Adventure. Baggins sets off on a perilous sequel featuring the voice of Bill (1963, U, 83min) ★★ 9.00 The Darkness Horror starring quest to destroy a magical Hader. (2013, U, 93min) ★★★ Stewart Granger and Rhonda Kevin Bacon and Radha Mitchell. ring before it can fall into Fleming. (1957, U, 89min) ★★ 4.15 Cattle Empire Western. A boy brings five mysterious the hands of the powers of 8.15 Madagascar Animated comedy 9.00 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Quentin (1958, PG, 83min) ★★ stones back from a holiday, chaos. Stars Elijah Wood, Ian featuring the voice of Ben Stiller. Tarantino’s epic action thriller which attract supernatural McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, (2005, U, 86min) ★★★ starring Uma Thurman. Left 6.00 Scotland Yard forces that terrorise his family. Sean Astin and Billy Boyd. for dead on her wedding day, 6.35 The Man from Snowy River (2016, 15, 90min) ★★ (2001, PG, 178min) ★★★★★ 9.45 Scoob! Animated comedy. a woman awakens from a (2020, PG, 93min) ★★★ coma four years later and Adventure starring Kirk Douglas. 10.50 Spring Horror starring Lou goes in search of revenge. (1982, PG, 104min) ★★★ Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker. 11.20 Batman Unlimited: Monster (2003, 18, 110min) ★★★★ 8.45 The Desperate Hours Thriller. (2014, 15, 109min) ★★ Mayhem Animated adventure. (1955, b/w, PG, 113min) ★★★ (2015, PG, 76min) ★★ 11.05 The Lord of the Rings: The 12.45 AM The Red Turtle Animation. 11.15 V for Vendetta Action thriller. 11.00 Black Sunday Suspense thriller. 12.55 AM Radius Thriller, starring Two Towers Fantasy adventure. (2005, 15, 132min) ★★★ Diego Klattenhoff and Charlotte (2002, 12, 179min) ★★★★★ (2016, PG, 80min) ★★★★ (1976, 15, 143min) ★★ Sullivan. (2017, 15, 93min) ★★ 2.10 Robinson Crusoe Animation. 2.00 AM Flat Top (1952, U) ★★★ 1.50 AM Friends Romantic drama. 2.05 AM The Lord of the Rings: The 3.30 Close Up Triple bill. 2.45 to 4.30 AM Lake Placid: The Return of the King As 4.45pm. (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 to 6.00 AM Hollywood’s (1972, 15, 96min) ★★ Final Chapter Horror sequel. 3.45 Vic the Viking Animation. 3.55 No Way Back Crime drama. (2012, 15, 86min) ★★ 5.25 to 8.30 AM The Lord of the Best Directors Rings: The Fellowship of the (2019, U, 77min) ★★ (1949, b/w, PG, 75min) ★★ +1hour 318 202 139 Ring As shown at 8.05pm. 5.10 to 6.00 AM Alpha and Omega: +1hour 316 417 5.25 Report On Litter Great Wolf Games (2014) ★★ 5.30 to 6.00 AM Honey West 42 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor
11 December Saturday Sky Thriller Sky Christmas Sky Sci-Fi/Horror MusicSky Film4 Cinema Cinema Cinema Cinema 313 313 855 428 429 14 300 309 309 853 409 509 523 303 303 857 410 510 524 311 311 858 411 511 525 302 302 856 402 502 516 ■ Films start at 11.00am Saturday 11.00 AM The Ladykillers 7.00 AM Heist As 6.20pm. 7.15 AM Holiday Inn (1942) ★★★★ 6.00 AM Tremors: Shrieker Island 6.00 AM My Little Pony: The Movie Classic Ealing comedy. 8.45 Lone Survivor As 41. 5pm. 9.10 National Lampoon’s 7.55 The Muppets Take Manhattan (1955, U, 97min) ★★★★★ 11.00 Passengers As 4.20am. 7.50 Fantastic Four As 4.25am. 9.45 Oliver! As shown at 11.50pm. 12.50 PM Transformers: The Last 12.45 PM Mission: Impossible Christmas Vacation Comedy. 12.20 PM Cats Musical. (2019, U) ★ Knight Sci-fi adventure 2.45 Paydirt Thriller starring Luke 9.40 The Shining Horror chiller. 2.20 The Bodyguard Romantic sequel. (2017, 12, 154min) ★★ (1989, PG, 103min) ★ 4.05 Night at the Museum 2 Goss. (2020, 15, 82min) ★ 11.05 A Boy Called Christmas (1980, 15, 119min) ★★★★★ thriller starring Kevin Costner. Fantasy comedy sequel. 4.15 Lone Survivor Fact-based 11.40 The Mummy Adventure. (1992, 15, 129min) ★★★ (2009, PG, 104min) ★★★ 1.05 PM The Night Before Comedy. 4.40 Bill and Ted’s Excellent 6.20 Ghostbusters Fantasy Afghanistan War drama (1999, 15, 124min) ★★★★ Adventure Fantasy comedy. comedy starring Kristen Wiig. starring Mark Wahlberg. (2015, 15, 99min) ★★★ 1.45 PM The Mummy Returns (1988, PG, 87min) ★★★★ (2016, 12, 116min) ★★★ (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 2.50 Jingle All the Way Comedy. 6.20 Bill & Ted Face the Music 6.20 Heist Thriller with Robert De Action adventure sequel. Fantasy comedy sequel. Niro and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. (1996, PG, 89min) ★★ (2001, 12, 129min) ★★★★ (2020, PG, 91min) ★★★ (2015, 15, 89min) ★★★ 4.30 Gremlins Comedy horror. 3.55 Gattaca Sci-fi drama. (1997, 15, 106min) ★★★★ (1984, 12, 106min) ★★★★ 5.45 The Core Sci-fi action thriller. 6.20 Miracle on 34th Street (2002, 12, 135min) ★ Fantasy remake. (1973, U) ★★ 10.00 Rise of the Footsoldier 8.00 Elf 11.10 Cabin Fever 6.20 Bill & Ted Face the Music 9.00 Wild Rose 8 8.00 Mission: Impossible 8.00 Elf Fantasy comedy 8.00 Lucy Luc Besson’s sci-fi 8.00 School of Rock Comedy Ghostbusters PM Brian De Palma’s action starring Will Ferrell. thriller starring Scarlett starring Jack Black and (film started at 6.20pm) thriller starring Tom A man raised as an elf at Johansson and Morgan Joan Cusack. A wannabe Cruise, Jon Voight and the North Pole goes in Freeman. A courier seeks rock guitarist poses as a SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Emmanuelle Béart. An search of his human revenge on the gangsters substitute teacher at an undercover agent devises parents. With James Caan who kidnapped her. elite private school and 9.00 Wild Rose Drama 9 a risky plan to expose the and Bob Newhart. (2003, (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★ attempts to turn his starring Jessie Buckley, traitor who betrayed him PG, 97min) ★★★★ young pupils into a rock Sophie Okonedo and PM and his colleagues. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● band. With Mike White. Julie Walters. After (1996, PG, 110min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (2003, PG, 109min) ★★★ being released from 10 9.30 The Craft: Legacy Horror prison, a Glaswegian PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.40 A Boy Called Christmas with Cailee Spaeny and SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● singer chases her Festive family adventure Gideon Adlon. Three girls dreams of becoming a 10.00 Rise of the Footsoldier starring Henry Lawfull, attempting to freeze time 10.00 Footloose Teen dance country music star. (2018, Gangster drama starring Toby Jones, Sally welcome a newcomer drama starring Kevin 15, 101min) ★★★★ Ricci Harnett and Terry Hawkins, Kristen Wiig and into their coven – with Bacon and Lori Singer. Stone. An Essex boy rises Jim Broadbent. (2021, dramatic results. (2020, (1984, 12, 107min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● through the ranks of PG, 106min) ★★★★ 15, 97min) ★★★★ crime, but his involvement SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.05 We Summon the Darkness 11 with gangland leaders SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Horror starring Alexandra PM eventually leads to 11.50 Oliver! Classic musical starring Daddario and Keean Johnson. violence and murder. 11.30 A Very Harold & Kumar 11.10 Cabin Fever Horror starring Mark Lester and Jack Wild. A fun night at a festival turns (2007, 18, 119min) ★ Christmas: Extended Rider Strong and Jordan Ladd. (1968, U, 146min) ★★★★★ deadly when three friends Version Festive comedy (2002, 15, 94min) ★★ head to a band’s after-show SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● starring John Cho and Kal 2.15 AM Bill and Ted’s Excellent party. (2019, 15, 91min) ★★★ Penn. (2011, 18, 90min) ★★ 12.50 AM Gothika Horror with Halle Adventure As 4.40pm. 12.05 AM Man on Fire Action thriller Berry and Penélope Cruz. 12.55 to 4.00 AM The Raid 2 starring Denzel Washington. 1.15 AM A Christmas Feast (2003, 15, 98min) ★★ 3.50 The Muppets Take Indonesian thriller sequel (2004, 18, 146min) ★★★ Comedy with Skyler Gisondo. Manhattan Family musical starring Iko Uwais. Subtitled. (2019, 12, 99min) ★★ 2.35 Tremors: Shrieker Island comedy with Joan Rivers. (2014, 18, 150min) ★★★★ 2.40 Paydirt As shown at 2.45pm. Action comedy starring (1984, U, 94min) ★★★★ 4.20 to 6.05 AM Passengers 3.00 Christmas with the Coopers Michael Gross and Jon Heder. +1hour 314 430 46 301 Comedy with Diane Keaton. (2019, 15, 103min) ★★ 5.25 to 7.05 AM My Little Pony: Mystery with Anne Hathaway. (2015, 12, 104min) ★★★ The Movie Animated comedy (2008, 12, 88min) ★★★ 4.25 to 6.15 AM Fantastic Four featuring the voice of Emily 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Ultimate: Fantasy with Ioan Gruffudd. Blunt. (2017, U, 99min) ★★★ Christmas Movies (2005, PG, 104min) ★★ GREAT! movies christmas GREAT! movies GREAT! movies action Christmas 24 FILMS ON OTHER CHANNELS 319 424 51 303 321 425 33 302 323 426 41 305 325 419 6pm TILL LATE 6.00 AM Christmas Caper Festive 9.00 AM 911 Nightmare Thriller. 6.00 AM The Last Days of Frank 7.00 AM Holiday Date As 7.00pm. comedy. (2007, PG, 88min) ★★ (2015, 15, 95min) ★★ and Jesse James Western. 9.00 Christmas in Evergreen 6.00 PM Aquarium of the Dead (1985, PG, 99min) ★★★ 11.00 A Gingerbread Romance Syfy Comedy horror. ★★★ 8.00 Mandie and the Forgotten 10.40 Signed, Sealed, Delivered: 1.00 PM A Christmas Duet As 1am. Christmas Mystery sequel. Road Less Travelled Drama. 8.00 Man in the Saddle Western. 3.00 PREMIERE Coyote Creek 6.35 Far from the Madding Crowd (2011, PG, 107min) ★★ (2018, PG, 90min) ★★ (1951, PG, 87min) ★★★ BBC2 Period drama. ★★★★ Christmas Festive romantic 10.00 A Star for Christmas Festive 12.30 PM Lost Letter Mysteries for 9.50 Fort Apache Western. (1948, drama starring Janel Parrish. 6.35 What Women Want Comedy drama. (2012, PG, 88min) ★★ Christmas Comedy. (2014) ★★ b/w, U, 127min) ★★★★ (2021, PG, 90min) ★★ Central Romantic comedy. ★★★ 5.00 A Storybook Christmas 12.00 NOON A Christmas Hero 2.20 Just in Time for Christmas 12.25 PM Brave Warrior Western. Romantic comedy starring Ali 6.50 Geostorm 5STAR Thriller. ★ Drama. (2020, 12, 90min) ★★ Comedy. (2015, U, 93min) ★★ (1952, U, 73min) ★★ Liebert. (2019, PG, 83min) ★★ 6.55 Rampage ITV2 Fantasy. ★★★ 7.10 Cahill: United States Marshal 2.00 PM The Christmas Sitters 4.25 Raising Helen Romantic comedy. 2.00 Cripple Creek Western. 7.00 Holiday Date Comedy starring Drama. (2020, PG, 90min) ★★ (2004, PG, 119min) ★★ (1952, U, 77min) ★★ Matt Cohen. When a woman’s ITV4 Western. ★★★ boyfriend breaks up with her 7.10 Searching for Sugar Man 4.00 A Cinderella Christmas 6.50 The Bounty Hunter Romantic 3.40 The Stranger Wore a Gun just before the holidays, she Romantic comedy with Emma comedy thriller starring Jennifer Western. (1953, U, 83min) ★★ agrees to go home with an Sky Documentaries ★★★★ Rigby. (2016, PG, 93min) ★★ Aniston and Gerard Butler. actor who will pose in his place. 8.00 The Amazing Spider-Man A bounty hunter gets the job of 5.25 Gun Fury Western with Rock (2019, PG, 90min) ★★ 6.00 Dashing Through the Snow tracking down his journalist Hudson. (1953, U, 83min) ★★★ Syfy Fantasy adventure. ★★★ Family drama starring Meghan ex-wife after she skips a court 9.00 Christmas in Evergreen Festive 9.00 Fast & Furious ITV2 Action Ory. (2015, PG, 90min) ★★ appearance to follow a story. 7.10 Man in the Saddle Western drama starring Ashley Williams. (2010, 12, 110min) ★★★ starring Randolph Scott. A veterinarian’s plans for a thriller sequel. ★★★ 8.00 The Spirit of Christmas (1951, PG, 87min) ★★★ romantic Christmas with her 9.00 The Last Samurai 5STAR Romantic drama starring Jen 9.00 Rosemary’s Baby Chiller boyfriend are hit when a Lilley. (2015, PG, 87min) ★★ starring Mia Farrow. A woman 9.00 Seraphim Falls Western snowstorm shuts her local Epic action drama. ★★★★ suspects that some modern- starring Pierce Brosnan and airport. (2017, U, 84min) ★★ 9.00 Legally Blonde Comedy 10.00 Correcting Christmas Festive day witches have diabolical Liam Neeson. A lone man finds drama. (2014, PG, 86min) ★★ plans for her unborn child. himself relentlessly pursued by 11.00 A Gingerbread Romance Central Comedy. ★★★ (1968, 18, 137min) ★★★★★ a posse led by a man with a Drama. (2018, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 We Were Soldiers Paramount 12.00 M’T Christmas with the burning mission of revenge. Andersons Family comedy. 11.45 Secret Window Thriller. (2006, 15, 111min) ★★★★ 1.00 AM A Christmas Duet Comedy. Network War drama. ★★★ (2016, PG, 90min) ★★ (2004, 12, 96min) ★★★ (2019, PG, 100min) ★★ 9.00 Robin Williams: Come Inside 11.15 Major Dundee Sam 2.00 AM Christmas Angel Family 1.40 AM The Hunter’s Prayer Action Peckinpah’s classic Western. 3.00 to 5.00 AM Coyote Creek My Mind Sky Documentaries drama starring Della Reese. thriller. (2017, 15, 91min) ★★ (1964, PG, 117min) ★★★ Christmas As 3.00pm. Documentary. ★★★★ (2012, PG, 88min) ★★ 9.15 Jaws 3 ITV4 Thriller. ★★ 3.40 to 6.00 AM The Hunchback of 1.35 AM Four Fast Guns Western. +1hour 326 420 9.25 The Equalizer Channel 4 ★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM The Boy Who Notre Dame (1982, PG) ★★ (1960, b/w, U, 72min) ★★ 9.30 First Knight Drama ★★ Saved Christmas Festive 10.00 Run BBC Scotland Drama. ★★★ drama. (1998, U, 94min) ★ +1hour 322 3.00 to 4.00 AM The Blitz on Berlin 11.20 Half Past Dead ITV4 Thriller. ★ +1hour 320 303 304 +1hour 324 SKY HD SD VIRGIN HD FREEVIEW HD FREESAT HD BT HD TV&Satellite Week 43
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Coverage of the T20 Coverage of day three of the match at Sydney Cricket Ground. 11.00 LIVE WSL Reading v Chelsea. 11.30 EFL Goals: Leagues 1 & 2 match at Sydney Cricket Ground. Alfred Dunhill Championship, The Women’s Super League 12.00 NOON LIVE EFL Huddersfield taking place at Leopard Creek 10.30 LIVE Big Bash League Perth match from Select Car Leasing 10.30 LIVE Big Bash League Perth Country Club in South Africa. Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. Stadium. Kick-off 11.30am. Town v Coventry City. Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. Coverage of the T20 match which Coverage of the Championship Coverage of the T20 match which 2.30 PM Challenge Tour Golf is taking place at Optus Stadium. 2.00 PM Gillette Soccer Saturday: match taking place at John Smith’s is taking place at Optus Stadium. A review of the 2021 series. Build-Up A look ahead to the Stadium. Kick-off 12.30pm. 12.00 NOON LIVE Formula 1 day’s football across the country. 2.00 PM Meet The Winfield-Hills 3.00 Golf’s Greatest Holes Paul Coverage of the Abu Dhabi Grand 3.00 PM Gillette Soccer Saturday 2.15 Best of ICC WT20 Action from McGinley visits Lahinch Golf Club. Prix qualifying session, held at Yas 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 SPFL Greatest Games Marina Circuit. Start-time 1.00pm. The latest news from this 5.15 MLS The best of Josef Martinez. India v Bangladesh in 2016. 3.30 PGA Tour Golf afternoon’s football matches. 5.20 LIVE Bundesliga 2.30 Best of ICC WT20 Action from 4.30 Challenge Tour Golf A review 2.40 PM LIVE Formula 2 The second Abu Dhabi Grand Prix sprint race. 5.00 LIVE SNF Norwich v VfL Wolfsburg v Vfb Stuttgart. India v Australia in 2016. of the 2021 series, including the Manchester United. Coverage Coverage of the German top- 2.45 Best of ICC WT20 Action from Rolex Challenge Tour Grand Final. 3.40 Gillette Soccer Saturday of the Premier League match at flight match. Kick-off 5.30pm. 5.00 DP World Tour Golf Action from 5.00 LIVE SNF Norwich v Carrow Road. Kick-off 5.30pm. India v West Indies in 2016. the Alfred Dunhill Championship. 7.30 MLS Round-Up Show The 3.00 My Icon Sporting idols. Manchester United. Coverage 8.30 Renault Game of the Day A latest news, goals and highlights. 4.00 Big Bash League Action from 6.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf The of the Premier League match at re-run of a Premier League game. second day’s play of the QBE Carrow Road. Kick-off 5.30pm. 8.00 LIVE MLS Coverage of the Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes Shootout team event from 10.30 Premier League MLS Cup Final. Kick-off 8.00pm. at Sydney Cricket Ground. Tiburon Golf Club in Florida. 7.30 LIVE Fight Night A top bout. 12.15 AM SNF Another chance to see 7.30 Big Bash League Action from 10.15 WSL Reading v Chelsea. Perth Scorchers v Adelaide 10.00 DP World Tour Golf Action from 11.00 Sky Sports News Norwich City v Manchester United. 10.45 EFL Another chance to see Strikers at Optus Stadium. the Alfred Dunhill Championship. 2.00 AM LIVE Fight Night 2.00 Premier League 11.00 Captain’s Log Ricky Ponting. 3.45 PL Greatest Games Huddersfield Town v Coventry City. 12.00 M’T Cricket in Mumbai 11.00 PGA Tour Golf Action from International Vasiliy 4.00 PL Best Goals 01/02 1.45 AM EFL Greatest Games 1.00 AM Nasser Meets Sachin day two of the QBE Shootout. Lomachenko v Richard 5.00 Best PL Goals: North London 2.00 Championship Season Review 2.00 Best of ICC WT20 Commey. Coverage of the 3.00 How the 2015 ICC 3.00 AM DP World Tour Golf lightweight bout from Madison Derby Memorable goals. 20/21 A look back at 2020/21. World Cup Was Won 4.00 The Players Championship Square Garden in New York. 5.30 to 6.00 AM Premier 3.00 to 6.00 AM EFL Highlights 5.00 to 6.00 AM Best of ICC WT20 Official Film From 2010. 5.00 to 6.00 AM Sky Sports News League 100 Club 5.00 to 6.00 AM Chronicles of a Champion Golfer BT Sport 1 BT Sport 2 BT Sport 3 Sky NFL Sky Mix 413 413 870 527 408 430 414 414 871 528 409 431 417 417 874 529 410 432 Sports Sports 6.00 AM LIVE The Ashes Australia 6.00 AM LIVE Isuzu UTE A-League 6.00 AM LIVE A-League Women 407 407 865 517 507 426 446 416 416 873 520 510 429 449 v England. The fourth day of Western United v Brisbane Western Sydney Wanderers the first Test from Brisbane. Roar. Kick-off 6.05am. Women v Sydney FC Women. 6.00 AM NFL: America’s Game 6.00 AM I’m Game 7.00 NFL Bitesize Highlights 6.45 Meet The Winfield-Hills 8.00 Ashes Daily 8.00 Premier League Preview 8.00 WWE NXT UK Wrestling action. 8.00 NFL Highlights 7.00 World Pool Masters 8.45 The Ashes Australia v England. 8.30 What I Wore Kyle Walker. 9.00 WWE Friday Night SmackDown 9.00 NFL Overtime 8.00 Mosconi Cup Pool 10.15 ESPN FC Football news. 8.45 LIVE Isuzu UTE A-League 10.30 BT Sport Fight Night 10.00 NFL Highlights 12.30 PM International Netball 10.45 BT Sport Reload 11.30 Ligue 1 Nantes v Lens. 11.00 NFL: America’s Game 11.00 Scottish Football Extra Western Sydney v Macarther. 12.30 PM Serie A Genoa v Sampdoria. 12.00 NOON Around the NFL England v Jamaica: Action from 11.30 LIVE Premier League 10.45 UEFA Champions League 1.30 The Ashes Australia v England. game three in the three-match 11.00 Heineken Champions Cup 3.00 LIVE Champions Cup The biggest news and events series, held at Motorpoint Arena. Manchester City v 12.30 PM LIVE Champions Cup from the NFL season. 2.30 Fight Night International Wolverhampton Wanderers. Leinster v Bath. Coverage of the 2.00 PM Good Morning Football Action from recent bouts. The top-flight clash at the Etihad Cardiff Rugby v Toulouse. The Pool A match. Kick-off 3.15pm. 5.00 NFL Bitesize Highlights 5.30 British Basketball Manchester Stadium. Kick-off 12.30pm. Pool B clash. Kick-off 1.00pm. 6.00 NFL: A Football Life Giants v Glasgow Rocks. 5.15 LIVE Champions Cup 7.00 NFL Overtime The team reflect 8.00 NBA Heatcheck 3.00 PM BT Sport Score 3.00 LIVE Champions Cup Bristol Bears v Scarlets. The on the big stories and surprises. 5.00 LIVE Vanarama National Bordeaux Begles v Leicester Pool B match. Kick-off 5.30pm. 8.00 Jags All Access: UK 8.30 LIVE NBA Basketball Los Tigers. Pool B. Kick-off 3.15pm. 8.30 NFL Bitesize Highlights Angeles Clippers v Orlando League Wrexham v 7.45 Champions League Reload 9.00 All or Nothing – Eagles Magic. Coverage of the Weymouth. Coverage of the 5.15 LIVE Champions Cup 8.00 LIVE Ligue 1 Reims v Eighteen months after winning inter-conference match from match from The Racecourse Clermont Auvergne v Ulster. Super Bowl LII, the expectation Staples Centre. Tip-off 8.30pm. Ground. Kick-off 5.20pm. Pool A action. Kick-off 5.30pm. Saint-Etienne. The French top- and demand for success are high. flight match. Kick-off 8.00pm. 10.00 All or Nothing – Eagles 11.00 NBA Basketball Memphis 7.30 LIVE Serie A Udinese v AC 7.45 LIVE Champions Cup Plagued by injuries, the Eagles Grizzlies v Los Angeles Lakers. Milan. The Italian top-flight Exeter Chiefs v Montpellier. 10.00 LIVE Women’s T20 Super try to turn their season around. match. Kick-off 7.45pm. Pool A action. Kick-off 8.00pm. Smash Otago Sparks v 10.45 NFL Bitesize Highlights 1.00 AM High Tops Taking a look Northern Brave. The match 11.00 NFL Highlights back at Vince Carter’s best plays. 9.45 WWE Friday Night SmackDown 10.15 LIVE College Basketball from University of Otago Oval. 12.00 M’T NFL Bitesize Highlights 11.15 UEFA Europa League Goals Notre Dame Fighting Irish 12.30 AM Super Bowl Gameday 1.30 LIVE NBA Basketball v Kentucky Wildcats. The 12.30 AM LIVE T20 Super Smash 2019 Action from Super Bowl LIII. Philadelphia 76ers v Golden Reload Recent action. NCAA match. Tip-off 10.15pm. Otago Volts v Northern Brave. 1.00 NFL: America’s Game State Warriors. Coverage of the 11.30 PM to 6.00 AM LIVE The 2.00 NFL Overtime inter-conference match at Wells 12.15 AM National League Highlights 4.00 Ligue 1 Brest v Montpellier. 3.00 to 6.00 AM NFL Highlights Fargo Centre. Tip-off 1.30am. Ashes Australia v England. 12.45 UEFA Champions League 5.00 to 7.00 AM LIVE A-League The fifth and final day of the first 4.00 NBA Hardwood Classic Games Test in the five-match series, 1.00 LIVE UFC UFC 269 Prelims. 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Giants v Glasgow Rocks. 8.00 LIVE College Football 4.30 Snowboarding 7.00 Betfred Super League 11.10 Chasing The Dream Army v Navy. 1.00 PM LIVE Biathlon The World 5.15 Freestyle Skiing 11.40 Mick Schumacher Drives… 11.30 College Football Special Cup event from Hochfilzen. 6.00 Snooker: Scottish Open 7.30 LIVE Fight Night A top bout. 11.55 Data in F1 1.00 AM College Football 6.45 LIVE Snooker: Scottish Open 12.00 NOON LIVE Formula 1 The 2.00 NCAA Championship 2.30 LIVE Nordic Combined The second semi-final on day six 11.00 Blood, Sweat & Tears 4.00 Around the Horn Skiing Coverage from Estonia. from Venue Cymru in Llandudno. 11.30 Fight Night International Abu Dhabi Grand Prix qualifying 4.30 Pardon the Interruption 10.30 Snooker: Scottish Open session. 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Ned confronts finances hit an all-time low. been strangling married Marshal Western starring series following the work of Cersei about his investigation women across Oxford. John Wayne. (1973, 15) ★★★ customs officers in Australia. into Jon Arryn’s death. (S1) 6.50 Dad’s Army Captain Mainwaring’s brother visits. Sunday 9.00 Departure 9.00 American Rust 7.40 Only Fools and Horses 10.00 Ladies of Letters 6.25 Gunfight at the OK Corral 7 7.00 Nothing to Declare 7.55 Game of Thrones Endeavour 6.25 FILM Gunfight at the Double bill of the The Pointy End: 8/10. (started at 6.00pm) OK Corral Classic PM documentary following Battle commences as Western about the the Lannisters launch 7.40 Only Fools and Horses legendary gunfight fought the work of customs their bid for the throne, The final part of the by lawman Wyatt Earp officers in Australia. and Tyrion forms an Christmas 1996 trilogy. and gambler Doc Holliday unlikely alliance. (S1) Raquel’s father finds an against the Clanton gang. 8 8.00 The Resident Hope in old watch among the 8.00 Vera Dark Road: The Stars Burt Lancaster and the Unseen: 12/14. Rose’s 9.00 American Rust Trotters’ junk, which he detective investigates Kirk Douglas. (1956, PM clinical trial begins and New episodes Jojo claims could net them when a body is found PG, 122min) ★★★★ Ameri-GO: 5/9. Harris a fortune at auction. on the moors, and quickly takes a turn races against the clock discovers the victim SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● for the worse. (S4) in his search for the 9.00 Gavin & Stacey Festive was a controversial anonymous eyewitness. episode from 2019. The figure with a complicated 9.00 FILM Conan the 9 9.00 Departure Witness: 10.05 Debt Collection: Shipmans travel to Wales relationship with her Barbarian Fantasy starring 6/6. Kendra sets out to 6/9. Harris travels to spend Christmas with family and a number Arnold Schwarzenegger PM find a missing piece of back to Pittsburgh the Wests, but parenthood of well-hidden secrets. A muscle-bound hero to repay a debt. (S1) continues to present them seeks revenge against the the puzzle as the case with several challenges. 10.00 Ladies of Letters evil leader who slew his begins to wind down. (S2) 11.10 Game of Thrones 9/10. (S1) Comedy starring Anne parents. With James Earl 12.15 AM Nurse Jackie 10/12. (S2) 10.25 Mrs Brown’s Boys Reid and Maureen Lipman. Jones, Max von Sydow 10 10.00 Law & Order: Special 12.50 Succession 8/9. Drama. Agnes vows to make her 10.30 The friends fall and Sandahl Bergman. PM Victims Unit Strange nativity play unforgettable. out over a widower. (1981, 15, 129min) ★★★ Beauty: 22/23. A kidnap 2.00 Series finale 9/9. (S3) victim’s leg is discovered 3.05 Dexter: New Blood 11.00 Harry Enfield and Chums 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● in a canal. (S13) Festive edition of the show. Murder in the Mews: A body New episode 6/10. (S1) is found in Hastings’ garage. 11.35 FILM Total Recall Sci-fi thriller 11.00 Law & Order: Special 4.10 to 6.00 AM Richard E 11.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys The family with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Victims Unit Double bill of fall out over a board game. 12.10 AM Coronation Street Rachel Ticotin and Sharon the crime drama. (S13&8) Grant’s Hotel Secrets Omnibus Fiz feels ambushed. Stone. A construction 12.40 AM The Two Ronnies worker discovers that he is 1.00 AM Lincoln Rhyme: Hunt for +1hour 208/209 1.30 Gavin & Stacey As 9.00pm. 2.50 Emmerdale Omnibus really an intergalactic spy. the Bone Collector 2/10. (S1) 2.50 Harry Enfield and Chums 5.10 That’s My Boy (1990, 15, 109min) ★★★ 3.35 to 4.00 AM Bridget & Eamon 5.40 to 6.00 AM Unwind with ITV 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy 18-20/25. 1.55 to 3.00 AM The Avengers Triple bill of the drama. (S15) +1hour 210/211 194 +1hour 219 174 58 116 +1hour 220 175 118 5.00 to 6.00 AM 9-1-1: Lone Star +1hour 207 206 BBC Scotland W Pick E! Comedy Central ITV Be SCOT 115 108 9 108 106 109/110109/110 125 211 311 383 159 156 35 144 151 151 835 164163 112/113 181132 307/344 359/370 131 119 179 27 119 REST OF UK 194 162 108 6.15 AM Inside the 6.00 AM Border Patrol 7.00 AM Kourtney and Khloe 8.00 AM Friends (S3) 7.00 AM Real Housewives Ambulance 8.00 Police Force: Australia Take the Hamptons of Beverly Hills 12.00 NOON This Is 10.00 Highway Patrol 1.30 PM Friends (S4) BBC Scotland 6.40 Inside the Ambulance 11.00 Road Wars 1.00 PM Kourtney and Khloe 7.00 Friends 12/24. Phoebe 8.00 The Big Bake: Holiday at Christmas 1.00 PM UK Border Force Take the Hamptons 9.00 LittleBe 7.00 PM The Seven 2.00 Nothing to Declare learns the result of 12.00 NOON Be Beautiful 10.30 Tipping Point 4.00 Highway Cops 5.00 Botched by Nature her pregnancy test. 12.10 PM The Real 7.15 Sportscene Action from 5.00 Caught Red Handed 6.00 Botched 7.30 13/24. Rachel the latest Premeirship 2.35 PM Doctor Who (S5) 7.00 999 Frontline 7.00 Dating: No Filter develops a crush. Housewives of Atlanta fixtures, featuring 5.30 Miranda Double bill. 8.00 The Force: Manchester 7.30 The Bradshaw Bunch 8.00 14/24. Charlton 2.00 The Real Housewives Hearts v Rangers, and 7.00 Inside the Ambulance 9.00 The Good Doctor 8.00 Botched Fixing a boxer’s Heston discovers Celtic v Motherwell. co-star Joey in a of Jersey Reality show. at Christmas Dan and Two-Ply (or Not Two-Ply): crushed nose. compromising position. 6.00 Christmas Dinner Date 8.30 The Mountain Summer Becky are called out to 6/18. Morgan and 9.00 For Real: The Story 8.30 15/24. Ross draws to a close and a baby with a worryingly Shaun cannot decide foolishly agrees to Double bill of dates. the resort has its new high temperature. how to treat a violinist’s of Reality TV Reality a game of rugby 8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date ski tow installed in 8.00 Emma and AJ Get to infected finger. (S2) TV’s fascination with Emily’s tough the nick of time. Work Emma and AJ 10.00 Made for Murder with the wealthy. English friends. (S4) The Real Housewives of work with a Cumbrian A 16-year affair turns 10.00 The Bradshaw Bunch 9.00 FILM Kevin & Perry Cheshire’s Ester Dee 9.00 Inside Central Station shepherdess. sour when a man New edition The life Go Large Comedy chooses three dates Series finale 6/6. 9.00 Louis Theroux: Dark decides he wants out. of American football starring Harry Enfield from five menus. Crowds heading to the States – Murder 11.00 Golden State Killer: legend Terry Bradshaw. and Kathy Burke. 9.00 Botched Terry operates TRNSMT music festival in Milwaukee Gun Unmasked 10.30 Clash of the Cover (2000, 15, 82min) ★★ on a cancer survivor hit the concourse and crime in the US city. 12.00 M’T Killer Families Bands Featuring the 10.40 Lee Evans Live at whose gynaecologist one staff member with 10.00 Louis Theroux: Dark 1.00 AM Caribbean Cops music of Celine Dion Wembley A stand-up did her tummy tuck. a new role is thrown States – Trafficking Sex 2.00 Police Force: Australia and Aretha Franklin. performance in front 10.00 For Real: The Story in at the deep end. 11.00 Killer Women with 4.00 to 6.00 AM 11.00 10 Things You Don’t of a sell-out crowd of Reality TV The Piers Morgan Border Patrol Know Kevin Hart. at Wembley Arena. secrets of makeover TV. 10.00 The Big Scottish Book 11.30 The Bradshaw Bunch 11.00 The Real Housewives Club New edition 7/8. 12.00 M’T Emily Atack: +1hour 259 145 12.00 M’T For Real: The 1.10 AM South Park (S10) of Cheshire With Monisha Rajesh, Cal Adulting Documentary. Story of Reality TV 12.00 M’T Vanderpump Rules Flynn and Alan Warner. 1.00 AM Botched by Nature 4.15 to 5.00 AM Friends 12.55 to 1.00 AM 1.50 to 3.00 AM One Born: 2.00 Teleshopping Unwind with ITV 11.00 PM to 12.00 M’T What Happened Next? 3.00 to 5.00 AM Jerseylicious +1hour 212/213 133 Seven Days New +1hour 120 edition News, sport and +1hour 209/210 190 entertainment stories. 48 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor
12 December Sunday Alibi Syfy Sky Max Sky Comedy Dave Sunday 132 132 827 126 212 312 382 152 152 836 139 138 347 362 113/114 113/114 122 121 345 360 114/115 114/115 135 123 346 361 111/112 127 227 19 157 387 7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries (S4) 6.00 AM FILM Descent Disaster 6.00 AM Hour of Power 8.00 AM Modern Family (S2) 7.10 AM Yianni: Supercar 9.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries drama starring Luke Perry. 7.00 The Flash (S3&4) 9.30 The Office (US) Customiser Double bill. 11.00 Reef Break 11/13. (S1) (2005, PG, 90min) ★★ 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S10) 12.00 NOON Father Brown 2.30 PM Modern Family (S2) 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 3.00 PM The Doctor Blake 8.00 Teleshopping 1.00 PM The Flight Attendant 3.00 Will & Grace Eight episodes 9.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 11.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal 5/8. Max helps Cassie. 10.00 American Pickers Mysteries 5/8. A soldier is 2.00 6/8. Megan embarks of the comedy, including at: 11.00 Storage Hunters UK killed on a training exercise Files A visit to Kentucky’s on a clandestine mission. 5.00 22/24. Karen is shocked 12.00 NOON Expedition with at Ballarat military base. Waverly Hills Sanatorium. 3.00 7/8. Cassie must work to discover that Will is Stan’s 4.00 6/8. Frank is playing with a surprising new ally. lawyer. With Macaulay Culkin. Steve Backshall golf when a local newspaper 12.00 NOON Alphas 4-6/12. (S1) 4.00 8/8. Cassie comes face 5.30 23/24. Karen’s husband 1.00 PM Cops on the Rock reporter turns up dead to face with Alex’s killer. (S1) dies. Guest stars Minnie Driver. 2.00 Top Gear Trying to find the in one of the bunkers. (S4) 3.00 PM FILM Aquarium of 6.00 24/24. The foursome 5.00 Death in Paradise 8/8. (S1) the Dead Comedy horror 5.00 A League of Their Own: go on a yachting trip. (S5) perfect car for 17-year-olds. 6.00 Shakespeare & Hathaway starring Vivica A Fox. US Road Trip 2.0 6.30 1/24. Jack and Will 3.00 Would I Lie to You? – Private Investigators (S1) (2021, PG, 86min) ★★★ wake up to find themselves 5.00 Mortimer & Whitehouse: 6.00 A League of Their Own sharing a bed. (S6) 5.00 FILM Robotapocalypse Christmas Party 2018 Gone Fishing Triple bill. Sci-fi adventure starring Tito Ortiz. (2020, PG, 87min) ★★ 9.00 Death in Paradise 8.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 LAST ONE 10.30 Flight of the Conchords 5.00 Mortimer & Whitehouse… 10.00 Capital Jingle Bell Ball… 7.00 Hudson & Rex Trial and 7.00 The Outpost The Gods 7.00 A League of Their Own’s 7.00 Will & Grace 2/24. 7.00 Cops on the Rock 7 Error: 7/16. Sarah finds Thank You: 3/13. Garret is Christmas Holiday Jealousy rears its ugly New edition Customs herself in the middle set free but must serve a Jamie, Andrew and head. With Mira Sorvino. officers fish hash bales PM of a hostage situation new ruler, while Talon and Romesh face a series 7.30 3/24. Will visits out of the sea and at a medical testing lab. Zed face tragedy. (S4) of Austrian challenges. his depressed mother. incinerate them. 8.00 Hudson & Rex 8.00 FILM The Amazing 8.00 Chucky I Liked to Be 8.00 Will & Grace 4/24. 8.00 Expedition with Steve 8 Fast Eddie’s: 8/16. Spider-Man 2 Action Hugged: 3/8. When Jack lands a small part Backshall New edition A reviled restaurateur’s adventure sequel starring bullies push Jake over the in a Broadway play. Steve and the team head PM food truck explodes, Andrew Garfield and edge, Chucky reminisces 8.30 5/24. Will helps Leo to remotest Kyrgyzstan in killing an employee. (S1) Emma Stone. The about his first murder. to enjoy New York. (S6) search of snow leopards. superhero battles a foe 9.00 Death in Paradise with electrical powers, 9.00 Chucky Just Let Go: 9.00 Saturday Night Live 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More 9 Amongst Us: 8/8. A while an old friend 4/8. Someone stalks New edition US sketch News for You Jo Brand murder uncovers a case presents an even greater the hospital where the show, taking a satirical hosts the satirical quiz, PM of money-laundering threat. With Jamie Foxx survivors of Chucky’s latest sideswipe at cultural with guest panellists Phil and secret identity. (S1) and Dane DeHaan. attack are recovering. (S1) and political issues. Wang and Heidi Allen. (2014, 12, 142min) ★★★ 10.00 Shakespeare & 10.00 Capital Jingle Bell Ball 10.30 Flight of the Conchords 10.00 Comedians Giving 10 Hathaway – Private SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Series finale 2/2. Further The Actor: 11/12. Bret Lectures With Ellie Taylor PM Investigators 10/10. highlights from London’s and Jemaine try to and Sophie Duker. Frank and Lu must 11.00 FILM Final Recall Sci-fi O2, featuring Justin cheer up Murray. (S1) recover a jewel. (S1) thriller starring Wesley Snipes, Bieber and Coldplay. 10.40 All Girls Live at the Jedidiah Goodacre and RJ 11.00 Flight of the Conchords (S1) Apollo Stand-up routines. 11.00 Ragdoll 1/6. Crime drama. Mitte. (2017, 15, 90min) ★ 11.30 Road Wars Seasonal edition 11.30 Saturday Night Live A gruesome discovery is of the documentary. 1.00 AM Amy Schumer: 11.40 The Misadventures of made at a block of flats. 1.00 AM The Twilight Zone (S2) Romesh Ranganathan 12.00 M’T 2/6. The team hunt 3.00 Wynonna Earp 3/12. (S3) 12.30 AM Street Crime UK A kebab Live at the Apollo Stand-up The comedian visits Haiti. down the second victim. (S1) 4.00 Legend Quest shop employee is attacked. comedy performance. 12.40 AM From Ethiopia. 5.00 to 6.00 AM The Librarians 2.15 Modern Family (S6) 1.40 A visit to Albania. 1.00 AM Death in Paradise (S1) 1.00 Dan Brown’s The Lost 3.40 Curb Your Enthusiasm 2.00 Murdoch Mysteries (S4) +1hour 252 229 Symbol 4/10. (S1) New episode 8/10. Comedy 2.45 Dave Gorman: Terms 3.00 to 4.00 AM Rush starring Larry David. (S11) and Conditions Apply 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 4.20 to 5.00 AM Insecure +1hour 232 191 4.00 Hawaii Five-0 20/25. (S9) 3.30 to 4.00 AM Big Zuu’s Big Eats 5.00 to 6.00 AM GREAT! tv +1hour 211 131 23 Air Ambulance ER Sky Arts 4seven 5USA 5STAR Drama 157 189 49 142 130 130 165 140 11 147 364 137 143 203 48 127 141 141 153 21 129 128 151 31 131 143 130 20 158 6.00 AM GREAT! Movie News 6.00 AM The Metamorphosis 9.00 AM Four in a Bed 9.00 AM Columbo 8.00 AM Criminals: 7.20 AM The Bill 6.10 Hart to Hart (S4) 7.35 Fly the Flag Is Dance 11.30 Come Dine with Me Caught on Camera 11.10 Rosemary & Thyme 9.10 FILM Still Crazy Like 2.25 PM Columbo Triple bill for Human Rights 1.00 PM Come Dine with Me of the crime drama. 8.25 Judge Judy 2.15 PM Catherine Cookson’s a Fox Crime thriller. 8.35 Tales of the 2.00 A Place in the Sun Colour Blind (1986, PG, 92min) ★★ 3.00 A Place in the Sun: 7.30 Columbo The Most 12.00 NOON Filthy House SOS Feature-length drama 11.00 Murder, She Wrote Unexpected Dangerous Match: Crime starring Niamh Cusack. 11.00 Portrait Artist of the Home or Away drama with Peter Falk 2.00 PM Traffic Cops 1.00 PM Murder, She Wrote 4.00 A Place in the Sun and Laurence Harvey. 5.00 Police Interceptors 5.30 One Foot in the Grave Eight episodes of the Year With Nick Mason. 5.00 A Place in the Sun: 6.40 Call the Midwife 5/8. crime drama, including: 9.00 Private Eyes The Life Four editions, including: 6.00 The List of Yuri 12.00 NOON Discovering Home or Away of Riley: 4/12. Shade 7.00 Ben chases after A Christian Scientist Lermentov: Jessica 6.00 A Place in the Sun and Angie are called a driver in a stolen car. couple refuse medicine comes into possession 2.00 PM Wordsworth & in when a motorcycle 8.00 A driver abandons for their newborn baby. of a secret document. Coleridge: Road Trip A couple relocating shop is vandalised. (S3) his vehicle on a railway 8.00 6/8. A diabetic 7.00 Danse Diabolique: with Frank Skinner from Weston-super- line after crashing. teenager faces A ballerina is found and Denise Mina Mare to inland Spain. 10.00 Grey’s Anatomy 9.00 FILM The Italian Job heartbreak when she dead shortly after 7.00 A couple from Yesterday: 18/27. Crime thriller inspired falls pregnant. (S4) her performance. 3.00 The Cure: Live Surrey want a new A figure from Derek by the classic 1960s 9.20 Last of the Summer 8.00 The Witch’s Curse: 5.00 The Who Sell Out: home in Gran Canaria. and Addison’s past caper film, starring Mark Wine Feature-length Jessica investigates an 8.00 A holiday home arrives in Seattle. Wahlberg. (2003, episode. Compo and intriguing case. Guest Classic Albums on Spain’s Costa del Sol. 11.00 What Have I Done 12, 110min) ★★★ Clegg meet retired stars Robert Vaughn. 6.00 The Eagles: Live 9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats to Deserve This?: 19/27. 11.15 FILM Blitz Crime thriller headmaster Seymour. Does Countdown Meredith and George starring Jason Statham 11.15 Ashes to Ashes 6/8. 9.00 Classic Who Wants to from the LA Forum 10.00 24 Hours in A&E deal with morning- and Paddy Considine. Viv is captured during Be a Millionaire? Four 9.00 Rush: Time Machine after tension. (S2) (2011, 18, 97min) ★★★ a prison riot and taken editions of the quiz. 12.10 AM Great Christmas 1.20 AM Ambulance: Code hostage by the criminal – Live in Cleveland Bake Off 2020 12.00 M’T Law & Order: Red Documentary. leading the revolt. (S3) 1.00 AM Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye Special Victims Unit 2.20 Nick Knowles’ 3.00 Starsky & Hutch (S2) 12.00 M’T History of Comedy 1.30 The Great British Better Homes 12.35 AM Ashes to Ashes Bake Off: Best Bits 1.55 AM Law & Order: 4.30 to 6.00 AM 1.00 AM Johnny Cash – Criminal Intent 3.15 to 4.00 AM 3.10 to 4.00 AM Crazy Like a Fox A Night to Remember 2.35 Food Unwrapped’s Last Man Standing Birds of a Feather Live 1973 From LA’s Christmas Cracker 3.35 to 4.00 AM Criminals: +1hour 257 220 143 Ahmanson Theatre. Caught on Camera +1hour 228 186 141 +1hour 243 226 73 3.40 to 4.40 AM The 1.55 Discovering Supervet at Christmas +1hour 241 185 130 2.50 The Live Revival 3.45 Rock and Roll 5.10 to 6.00 AM Lily Cole’s Art Matters SKY HD SD VIRGIN HD FREEVIEW HD FREESAT HD BT HD TV&Satellite Week 49
SUNDAY Documentaries CBS Drama CBS Justice Challenge Comedy CentralExtra Sky Documentaries Sky Nature Sunday 147 197 67 134 148 192 40 137 160 160 47 146 127 182 308 121121 819 278 277 352 367 124124 822 280 279 354 369 7.30 AM The Key of David 9.00 AM Diagnosis Murder 7.00 AM The Chase 6.00 AM The Middle 6.00 AM Discovering: 6.00 AM Ol Pejeta Diaries 7.00 Teleshopping George C Scott 9.00 Land of Primates 9.00 The Fugitive 12.00 NOON Scorpion (S2) 9.00 Wheel of Fortune 9.00 The King of Queens 11.00 Waterworld Africa 7.00 Discovering: 2.00 PM Unsolved Mysteries 2.00 PM NCIS (S10) 11.30 Bruce’s Price Is Right 2.00 PM Impractical Jokers: Julie Christie 3.00 PM Wildlife Icons 7.00 Scorpion Sun of a Gun: Dinner Party 6.00 Shadowlands Series 6.00 Matlock Investigation 12.30 PM Play Your Cards 8.00 The Directors – Part Two: 18/24. 15/25. Sylvester’s father, Right Triple bill. 5.30 Impractical Jokers: 10.00 FILM The Kid Stays in finale Following young A family become caught a retired army colonel, Inside Jokes whales, dolphins and up in a Mob war. asks the team for help. 2.00 Family Fortunes the Picture seals as they strike 7.00 The Hucksters: 8.00 Da Bomb: 16/25. 7.30 Impractical Jokers Documentary. (2002, out on their own. 19/24. The lawyer The agents help NASA 3.00 Lily Savage’s Blankety 8.00 Impractical Jokers: 15, 93min) ★★★ 7.00 Monkey Life Double bill. takes on a case with a top-secret Blank Triple bill. 11.50 Superswede 8.00 Big Cats: An Amazing involving a conman. rocket launch. (S2) Inside Jokes 1.30 PM The Real Chernobyl Animal Family 1&2/2. 8.00 The Lovelorn: 9.00 NCIS Incognito: 3/24. 5.00 The Chase Four editions 9.00 Friends 2/24. Phoebe 2.30 My Icon: Leon Pryce Patrick Aryee explores 20/24. The lawyer Bishop and McGee of the quiz show in 2.45 100 Foot Wave the evolution of cats. represents a man pose as a married which contestants finds a stray cat. 3.45 Positive 10.00 David Attenborough’s accused of killing couple to investigate a answer general 9.30 3/24. Chandler 5.45 Stirling The story Global Adventure: The an agony aunt. US Marine’s murder. knowledge questions dates Rachel’s boss. of Stirling Moss. Rise Further footage 9.00 The Genius: 21/24. 10.00 Double Trouble: and work as a team to 10.00 4/24. Joey helps 7.00 Mr Dynamite: The Rise from David ’s global The attorney’s nephew 4/24. Vance investigates take on ruthless quiz the building’s caretaker of James Brown The wildlife adventures. is accused of murder. a murder that seems genius The Chaser and with his dance practice. career of the singer, 11.00 Shadowlands 10.00 The Magician: to be linked to his past. secure a cash prize. 10.30 5/24. Rachel musician and producer. 22/24. A magician 11.00 Lockdown: 5/24. Bradley Walsh hosts. discovers her new 9.00 Look Away 12.00 M’T Monkey Life is accused of killing Armed men storm a boyfriend is a thief. (S4) 10.50 Transhood his assistant. (S2) pharmaceutical lab. (S13) 9.00 The Chase Celebrity 11.00 Friends (S4) 12.50 AM The Directors 1.00 AM Big Cats: An Special Newsreader 1.50 The Go-Go’s Amazing Animal 11.00 CSI: Miami Man Down: 12.00 M’T NCIS 6&7/24. (S13) Nicholas Owen, actor 1.00 AM When Reality TV 3.50 FILM Next Goal Wins Family Double bill. 15/24. Delko is rushed to Laila Rouass, TV and Goes Horribly Wrong Documentary. (2014, hospital with potentially 2.00 AM Scorpion (S2) radio presenter Vanessa 15, 95min) ★★★★ 3.00 David Attenborough’s fatal wounds. (S5) 3.45 Matlock 13/22. (S5) Feltz and comedian 3.45 FILM PREMIERE 5.40 to 6.00 AM My Icon: Global Adventure: 4.35 JAG 12/25. (S5) Tim Vine compete Hot Mess Holiday John Amaechi The Rise As 10.00pm. 12.00 M’T CSI: Miami (S5) to win thousands of Comedy with Melanie 5.20 to 6.00 AM pounds for charity. Chandra. (2021) ★★★ 4.00 to 6.00 AM 4.00 to 6.00 AM Judge Judy Bondi Rescue Volcanic Odysseys 10.00 PM to 6.00 AM 5.15 to 6.00 AM The Chase Bob’s Burgers HGTV Food Network DMAX Paramount Network Sky Crime CBS Reality 158 286 43 166 140 285 42 148 172 171 38 150 150 187 150 32 132 122122 820 137136 348 363 146 148 66 135 7.00 AM House Hunters 6.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins 6.00 AM Kindig Customs 9.00 AM Police Interceptors 6.00 AM Road Wars 8.00 AM The Key of David International and Dives Double bill. 9.00 American Pickers 7.00 Motorway Patrol 10.00 WWE – SmackDown 10.00 Highway Cops 8.30 The Lord’s Challenge 8.00 My Lottery Dream 7.00 Holiday Gingerbread 12.00 NOON Life Below Zero Highlights 11.30 Caught Red Handed Home Four editions. Showdown 9.00 Judge Judy 2.00 PM Aussie Gold Hunters 11.00 WWE – Raw Highlights 1.00 PM Road Wars 10.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern 6.00 Fool’s Gold 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid 5.00 PM 48 Hours Odyssey: Xmas Special 7.00 Cold River Cash 12.00 NOON Criminals: 12.00 NOON Selling Houses 8.00 Expedition to the Edge Caught on Camera Response Documentary. 7.00 48 Hours The murder with Amanda Lamb 9.00 Festive Food We Love 9.00 Ed Stafford: 3.00 The DNA of Murder case against death row 10.00 Heston Blumenthal’s 12.25 PM Police Interceptors inmate Kevin Cooper. 2.00 PM Building the Dream First Man Out with Paul Holes 8.00 Businessman 3.00 Escape to the Country Perfect Christmas Ed faces former French 2.30 FILM Northwest 4.00 Killer in My Village Jason Corbett is killed 5.00 Building the Dream 11.00 Gordon’s Ultimate Foreign Legion desert Mounted Police 5.00 World’s Most Evil Killers by his au-pair-turned- 6.00 Quick Little Builds specialist, Xinlei Wu. Adventure. (1940, U) ★★ 6.00 Britain’s Most Evil wife and her father. 7.00 Building the Dream Seasonal Specials 10.00 Alaska: Surviving the 8.00 A Place in the Sun 12.00 NOON Gok Wan’s Last Frontier Four 5.05 FILM The Virginian Killers Double bill. 9.00 Medical Detectives groups of ordinary Western. (1946, PG) ★★ 8.00 Forensics: Catching A charred body is found. A couple search for a Easy Asian Christmas people explore the 9.30 The kidnapping holiday home in Florida. 1.00 PM James Martin… American wilderness. 6.55 FILM Mosquito the Killer The trail of of Adolph Coors. 9.00 A Leeds couple 2.00 Great Xmas Bake Off 11.00 Extinct or Alive: Squadron War drama. bloody footprints that 10.00 A tissue helps plan to buy a villa on 4.00 Great Festive Bake Off Jaws of Alaska (1968, U, 90min) ★★ gave a killer away. police solve a murder. Portugal’s Algarve. 5.00 Great Xmas Bake Off 9.00 There’s Something 10.30 How science is 10.00 Two brothers 7.00 James Martin’s 12.00 M’T Storm Chasers 9.00 FILM Enter the Dragon Wrong with Aunt Diane used to solve crimes. search for a property Action thriller. (1973, 11.00 World’s Most Evil Killers 11.00 The case of on Portugal’s Algarve. Christmas With Friends 1.00 AM Building Alaska 18, 97min) ★★★ Richard W Rogers. 11.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 Gordon’s Ultimate… 3.00 Bear Grylls: 12.00 M’T An Unexpected 11.30 Police suspect a 9.00 Gok Wan’s Easy Asian… 11.10 FILM Invasion USA Killer Documentary. woman’s unfaithful 12.00 M’T My Lottery Dream 10.00 James Martin – Home Born Survivor Cold War action drama. fiancé of her murder. 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