you either love it or you hate it book

You either love it or hate it.

Once upon a time lived two flamingo sis- ters, who paused for some marmite as their webbed toes had blis- ters.

It only took Boris 2 2 whole minutes to real- ise he forgot to raise his thumb, it was sup- posed to be as thumbs up you plumb.

Watch out for Lola, she will spit in your mug, with a face full of smug.

The glum, pink, backward slender- man waited for his treat, all day he had been thinking of it to eat. 4

There were three little mushrooms sitting on the wall, till a badger came along and ate them all.

The giant took its last 6 stride, as he slipped on a box of tomatoes and died.

Jannah smiled with delight, as she floated higher and higher out of sight.

The sack of peas stared at the ceiling, alone in bed wishing they looked more ap- pealing. 8

By Marnie Causon.