6 months

A Guide to Understanding Mrunmayi Sathaye (6 month edition) ♥

Creepy Crawlies When Martin Luther was 34 years old, he defiantly nailed a copy of his 95 Theses to the door of the Wittenberg Castle church. When Mrun was in middle school, she compiled a list of the various requirements that her future boyfriend must have. Among those requirements, was the ability to “deal with/handle bugs”. If it were up to Mrun, she would set fire to any tiny creature with more than four legs. But sometimes Mrun needs a little help understanding that some critters, like spiders, play an important role in the ecosystem by preying on pests such as gnats, mosquitoes, and flies. So as long as you make sure that she never sees the spider again, that’s as good as killing. psst, you can just release it outside so it can go back to its family. DO NOT LET HER TEAR EARTHWORMS IN HALF! SHE THINKS THEY MULTIPLY.

gnu vs llama According to Mrunmayi, all the animals shown on this page are the same. Early on, Shown here is Agent G she has had trouble distinguishing the from Phineas and Ferb. difference between llamas and other He is a gnu. Little does animals. In fact, the first time I got her a Mrun know, Agent G pair of llama socks on her birthday, she never speaks in the show, exclaimed “aww a rabbit!”It was at that because he is silent just moment I knew I fell for a bright one. My like the ‘g’ in the word theory was later confirmed when I asked “gnu”. Make sure to about her about gnus and she responded remind her of this fact “they look like llamas.” So just know if she frequently, as she tends ever mentions a rabbit, she could very well to forget be referring to a llama or even a gnu.

Golden Arches Mrun is a very simple, down to earth girl. It doesn’t take much to make her happy. Funny Secret Recipe: thing is, that makes you want to make her One Happy Mrun day that much more. Sometimes you may find her in a bad mood; maybe she’s 2 x McChicken Sandwich overwhelmed cause of physics, or maybe she 1 x Small Vanilla Milkshake is hungry, or maybe you even managed to 1 x Small French Fries upset her yourself. Whatever may be the case, 1 x Cookies and Cream ice cream (0ptional) do your best to understand what’s wrong. 1 x Big warm hug Even if you can’t fix the problem, at the very least be there for her and just listen. Then, once the time is right, refer to the secret recipe to turn her frown upside down.

Hair Gel If you are an avid consumer of hair styling products, then you know the feeling of running out of the gel that holds your locks in place. How are you ever supposed to go about your day if you are not looking fresh? Well, one perk of dating Mrun is that she comes built in with a hair gel dispenser. Often times, you may find Mrun rubbing her nose and then proceeding to rub her hair. Don’t be alarmed. This is just her way of applying hair gel to her luscious locks. The supply is plentiful, so feel free to ask her for some if you are ever in need.

Light Blue There are 7 billion people on planet Earth. Among those 7 billion people, there happens to be one person in particular who is a little extra and does not have a favorite color. However, nearly 90% of the things that she owns are light baby sky blue in color. So pretty much buy the ho something that is light blue and it’ll fit right in.

NBL While most people watch the (Major ?! League Baseball) MLB to get their fix of baseball, Mrun is an ardent fan of a lesser known league known as the NBL (National Baseball League). It is a hybrid combination between the NBA (National Basketball Association) and the NFL (you better know what this is, you’re dating a ~star~ quarterback). So next time you are bored, simply tune into the NBL and watch one of America’s most iconic sports!

Stairs Mrun’s mortal enemy. No matter how much she trains, she will inevitably pant as she walks up the stairs. However, don’t lose hope. This actually works to your favor. As she is walking up the stairs, take her exhaustion as an opportunity to slip your hand around her waist and offer your shoulder to “help” her make it all the way up. Walking down the stairs is no easy task for Mrun either. She will often trip and look back only to find that there was absolutely nothing obstructing her feet. Fear not! This is your chance to link arms with her so that you can romantically catch her when she inevitably trips. If you are feeling a little more bold, you can fail to catch her and tumble to the ground with her. By “protecting” her from the fall, you will end up in each other’s arms on the floor ;) Mrun’s lungs

Tom Holland Mrunmayi’s husband. If the world revolved around Mrun, one of the first changes that’d be implemented would Tom Holland be the relationship status of Tom scratching his Holland. To put it simply, Mrunmayi back?? Sathaye would become Mrunmayi Holland. At 24 years old, Tom Holland falls in Mrun’s perfect age range for dating. Not to mention the toned, muscular, delicious, physique combined with his seductive british accent and his flowing brown locks that you just want to run your hands through. And imagine how he SMELLS mmm. If you don’t get the idea, she likes Tom Holland. A lot. And for good reason: he is arguably as close to a perfect human being as it gets. Just ask Mrun!

Terminology This section is dedicated to all the adorable little phrases that Mrun uses in her day-to-day conversation: Word Definition Bab this can refer to any living thing which is in the infantile Pup stage. Mrun loves babies (as long as they don’t belong Birds Birds to her). Sometimes this word can be used to indicate bro when something is smaller than usual, even if it is nonliving short for puppy. A pup is essentially a bab version of an adult dog. Although, sometimes pup may be used to refer to a slightly larger dog when the dog is behaving in an immature or childish manner although confusing at first, bird birds are essentially any birds that are NOT hummingbirds. Out of the entire family of aviary creatures, only hummingbirds are called by their original name a term of endearment for those that proclaim their feelings to Mrun. enough said.

Your not-so-secret admirer ♥ PG