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OPEN & HONEST Getting to know CreepySims Pixel Pleasures' Contributing Editor Alaeryn Emlu'rathian chats with CreepySims about her work on YouTube and serving some wickedness into her Letsplays and more. The Sims, before all else, is a virtual sandbox. Given a slew of tools-- build items, aspirations, whims, clothing, and careers-- Simmers are able to craft the characters and dramas that best please them. Adult mods only enhance this ability. While the family-friendly expansion packs offer plenty to play with, adult mods like Wicked Whims and Naturally, storytelling Simmers like Creepy Sims take full advantage of Extreme Violence elevate these mods. Creepy Sims in particular, well-known for her high-energy Let’s storytelling to often gross, grim, Plays and Broken Libido Challenge, wields adult mods to weave intricate and hilariously anatomically machinima on her YouTube channel. Brazen and bold, Creepy Sims brings an correct new levels. These mods freshly unapologetic voice to the world of Sims 4 machinima. I sat down with allow Sims to make realistically Creepy for what proved to be a remarkably candid interview. unpixelated love, to smoke 04 themselves into a slow-headed stupor after a long day’s work, or to beat their unsuspecting victims into bloody bits.

Alaeryn: It’s an absolute honor to speak with you. Your high-quality body of work certainly speaks volumes on your behalf. Let’s get right into it. Let’s start with the basics: where are you from? Where did you grow up? CreepySims: I was born in Stoke-on-Trent, England, but moved around a lot growing up. Never stayed in one place for more than a few years. Finally settled in the small village of Eccleshall in Staffordshire when I was around 9 years old, stayed there till I moved out on my own. A: How, if at all, did the place you grew up influence your storytelling? CS: I’m an only child, and moving around as much as we did, o\"If’fmasgwraetlelfausl itthhaatasmt,aIylwlc.\"haasnn’nt eelxhpaescttiankgenit meeting people was difficult, so instead I’d put all my efforts into playing games; it was my favourite pastime. It’s been me CS: Yes, I’ve received a lot of backlash, mostly people taking and my mom for most of my life, and we never really had things I’ve said out of context, or adding distasteful much money, so I used to spend my time playing The Sims comments or memes in my videos after an event had with my cousin on her computer. My uncle gave me his old occurred. I’ve addressed this as best I can by being gameboy, and my other uncle later bought me a Wii. Then somewhat mindful that not everyone has the dark sense of mom saved up enough to buy me a laptop, and I admit, humour that I have, and I’ve edited out some scenes that that’s where my love of gaming really flourished. I’ve never people found most offensive in Sims of my very early really been close with my family, but looking back, I’m episodes to the Broken Libido Challenge. There are those as grateful for what they did, taking an interest in me. well that feel basing a story around adult prostitution is distasteful in itself; however, we’re all entitled to our opinion. A: Your channel has grown to almost 15,000 subscribers! Again, with my dark humour, the point is to make light of a Well done! How does it feel? somewhat tragic situation and turn it into something beautiful. CS: I’m grateful that my channel has taken off as well as it has, I wasn’t expecting it at all. I had an idea, and I ran with it. It feels amazing having so many people so invested in the story. A: You’ve made it abundantly clear that you’re passionate about creating stories for the adult community; have you ever received backlash for this? CS: Yes, I’ve received a lot of backlash, mostly people taking A: You’re a big fan of modders like TurboDriver, Sacrificial, things I’ve said out of context, or adding distasteful Nisa, and Basemental. Are there any new features that you’d comments or memes in my videos after an event had like to see in these mods? occurred. I’ve addressed this as best I can by being somewhat mindful that not everyone has the dark sense of CS: I applaud all mod creators as I can imagine the demand humour that I have, and I’ve edited out some scenes that for them is really high, especially when it comes to The Sims. people found most offensive in Sims of my very early If anything, I’d say Turbodriver has hit the nail on the head episodes to the Broken Libido Challenge. There are those as when it comes to realism, and if I were to add anything well that feel basing a story around adult prostitution is extra, it would be targeted more towards the animation distasteful in itself; however, we’re all entitled to our opinion. creators rather than Turbodriver themselves. Like, I’m still Again, with my dark humour, the point is to make light of a waiting for the ability to have sex in the pool guys, not just somewhat tragic situation and turn it into something the ladder. Come on. beautiful. 05

A: We all have our favorite Wicked Whims animators — who’s CS: I must admit, the demand for more content is evident, your favorite currently and why? and I have been struggling to keep up on occasion. But at the same time, my job is very demanding, and it can take a toll on CS: I’d say Azmadon22 is still, by far, my favourite animator! my creativity at times. I don’t want to stop what I’m doing, and There is such a wide range of positions, toys, the introduction so if need be, I will take a few days away from the computer to to stripper poles, cages etc. It was Azmadon who really took recharge my batteries as it were. And I find when I do this, the me out of my comfort zone when I first started using the mod, story just seems to creep up on me in the most unexpected and I’ve just been in love with it ever since then. So for that way, and I get excited to put it into motion again. I enjoy reason alone is why Azmadon will always be my go to! gardening, and my house has turned into my project also which helps to blow off some steam. A: You work as a mental health nurse, and it’s clear that you’re passionate about the job. How does your background in A: In many ways and for many people, The Sims acts as an mental health inform the stories you tell and the way that you escape from normal life, especially for those who find interact with the public? themselves stressed, anxious, or bedridden. What’s your best advice for Simmers and content creators alike who struggle CS: It’s probably no surprise that I’m exactly the same person with mental or physical illness? at work as I am outside of it, I’m very consistent in that respect, and I pride myself on being as open and honest as CS: I’ve come across many people, viewers of mine, that are humanly possible. Some would say I’ve had a troubled faced with everyday challenges both mental and physical. I’ve childhood; however, I can’t really complain about how much befriended a few over time that have become a part of my love and support my family have shown me over the years other videos I have on the channel that isn’t Sims related. I’ve despite that fact. I’ve always been drawn towards the medical found we help each other in some way shape or form that is field, with a burning passion to help those in need, and with very complimentary to our current needs. I guess if I was to that passion comes a very active imagination. You need pass over some wisdom [it would be this]: let your passion be imagination in order to do the job, as people can be very the expression of your innermost feelings, and don’t be afraid creative in their intent on any given situation. So I guess my to let it be seen. The Sims is a great platform for anyone to be stories will always be an expression of the people I have come themselves or whoever they want to be, but don’t allow it to to know, myself, and my experiences. My hope is that by rule you. You can easily get lost in the virtual world; you need doing so, I can inspire others to embrace things for what they to know when to take a step back from who we believe are, rather than what the world wants for you. ourselves to be, and embrace who we really are. A: Speaking of mental health, how are you taking care of A: In a recent Q&A, you said you are a big supporter of the yourself during these very strange times? I know you recently LGBT community and added that “a spade is a spade.” Can had to take a three week break to recuperate from various life you expound on this idea? stressors. CS: I embrace everyone and who they choose to be, though sometimes the way I say things can be taken out of context in this regard. For example: I say it how it is, and I’m to the point, so if say, I was approached by someone who is physically still a male but identifies as a woman, I’d respect their wish and address then however they wish me to, but from a medical standpoint, that person is still a male until they’ve gone through surgery. That’s what I mean by “a spade is a spade.” Some people don’t like to hear it like that, but what I ask you to understand is that I’m a nurse, and I have to think about these things in a practical sense. \"You need imagination in order to do the job, as people can be very creative in their intent on any given situation.\" 06

A: You’re drawn to the macabre, which I love. I think we I [can] rant forever about how bad that game was for the all have our own beasts and demons that we must hype it gave. It is my hope that they’ll at least give us the understand and come to intimately know. That’s what’s option to go online multiplayer rather than have no so compelling about Halloween, at least for me. So tell us choice in it. But in my personal opinion, no matter how — what’s your demon? What’s the monster you keep much money and time they sink into making a new game, locked away? it’ll never be as good as the original. I’ve never really invested my time into Dragon Age I must confess, CS: That’s a good question! One I’m not sure I can truly however I could be persuaded. answer properly. Not because I want to keep that part of me private; as I say, I pride myself on being an open A: There have been whispers about a Medieval/historical book. I’m very curious; I want to understand that which is expansion pack in Sims 4 circles. What are your misunderstood and why people fear it so. And I don’t do thoughts? things by halves-- if I’m invested in something, I’m going to see it through if it kills me. Though I do have a dark CS: Personally, I adore anything vaguely resembling our side like everyone does, but if I had to put it into words... distant past, so I’m actually really excited about this pack, I used to struggle with anger quite badly growing up, and if indeed [the rumors are] true! Between you and me, I it’s taken years of practice to kinda get a hold on it. do actually have the Sims Medieval game that was based Though I still have bouts here and there where I just on the Sims 3 mechanics. I was hoping to play it again on need to take a step back and evaluate my options before the channel at some point, but that’s something I’d have I do or say something I may later regret. So I guess you to consider when introducing a new pack with the same could say that’s something I like to keep hidden from my style. viewers because I’m here to make myself and others feel good, but even I can admit that I’m not perfect. A: Is there anything else that you’d love our readers to know about you? w\"hIs’iimcnoh.vvAeiessnrtmdyedicIsudiuntronhisnordo’ouetmusrd;sgeoIthtowthhoiifaindningtagtk,nstIiod’lbmlsuywnmhghdoayeeli.vpnr\"esegstota-po-nlisdefeIftee’hmaiatrt it CS: I’m content in knowing that my content isn’t for A: I had to talk to you about Skyrim, which I agree may be everyone, and I don’t expect everyone to be on the same the greatest game ever made. What are your hopes for wavelength as myself. But I appreciate that people Elder Scrolls VI? I’m also praying you’re a big fan of continue to enjoy the series for what it is, despite me not Dragon Age, too. It’s almost just as good. having the best equipment. I’m upgrading slowly, which is a nice change of pace, and I wouldn’t have considered CS: Skyrim was my first love when it comes to RPG open- investing my time and money into YouTube if it wasn’t for world gaming, and my hope is that the developers will all the love and support the channel has received. This not stray away from the simplicity of how little a fish you year has been abysmal for everyone, and I sincerely hope felt in such a big pond of monsters, both human and that one day I can invest more time into making non-human. Like, I hate politics, but basing your own interesting stories with The Sims. I know it may not seem story around a civil war that you get to choose which side like a lot compared to other channels, but every single you’re on was the icing on the cake for me when it comes viewer, new or old, means the world to me. I really to Skyrim. And it’d make me want to play again to see appreciate having the opportunity to speak with you and what differences there were between choosing the your team, and greatly look forward to reading this opposing side. They really had it right incorporating month's issue. Thank you so much for your time and decisions that would have a lasting impact on your support of the channel; it’s been one hell of an gameplay. I loved how you could marry NPC’s, have experience, and I hope to experience more of what this multiple houses in different regions, and build your own platform has to offer in the future. house! Haha, it was so great! And then they ruined that nostalgia by making Elder Scrolls multiplayer, and I just Catch Creepy Sims on YouTube and binge- couldn’t throw myself into the game when there were watch her \"Broken Libido Challenge\" hundreds of other players attempting the same mission series! [as I was.] Follow her on Twitter: @CreepySims 07

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Some creators offer unique and sexy Halloween CC! They can be found across Tumblr, TSR, and LoversLab. 11

Venusprincess, JoshQ, LadySmoks, and Non- Sequitur are some of the creators behind these Simblreen-worthy pieces! Check our CC department for links to all the outfits included in the article! 12



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BY ALAERYN EMLU'RATHIAN Contributing Editor Sims 4 strives to imitate the real world, but the real world is terrifying. Aesthetically, Sims 4 is a kaleidoscope of pleasing, cartoonish colors. It is quirky without becoming disturbing; it is tongue-in- cheek without becoming offensive. These features, which make the game palatable for a generalized audience, provide a fictional high-gloss veneer to the grit and grime that is reality. Often, Sims 4 modders strive to strengthen the resemblance of Sims 4 to real life or at least to disturb what is inherently “safe” about the Sims. One of those modders, a giant in the Sims 4 modding community at large, is Sacrificial. Father to such mods as “Extreme Violence,” “Life’s Tragedies,” and “Zombie Apocalypse,” Sacrificial firmly delivers game mods that are uncomfortable, gory, and cartoonishly violent. He marries the grim reality of terrifying life with the strange hilarity of the Sims: serial killers pose with pistols for selfies; Sims are able to hack each other to bits with axes; murderous moms can choke their targets with grilled cheese sandwiches. I sat down with Sacrificial for a revealing interview. Most know Sacrificial as a mind-bogglingly prolific modder with several popular mods under his belt. Our interview unveils Sacrificial as not only a tireless, creative genius but also as a man sensitive to the injustices and cruelties of the world at large. He is at once thoughtful and outspoken, kind and calculating, decisive and empathetic. 17

Alaeryn: Sacrificial, it is an absolute pleasure to speak with you. We’ve all missed you tremendously during your extended break. How have you been during this tumultuous year? How have you taken care of yourself? Sacrificial: The pleasure is mine; thank you for this lovely opportunity!This year has been tough on everyone, unfortunately, and even though I rarely leave the house, it still brought major stress due to restrictions and stuff. I spent my time playing video games, watching youtube, taking care of my cats, and doing the things that I love. A: Before we even delve into the incredible work you do with your plethora of popular mods, I’d love to commend you. You are a pillar of this community, and you often use your platform to speak unabashedly about social justice. What are the issues that are most important to you? S: I appreciate your lovely words! I can't stand injustice in any shape or form, especially when it's a repeating event and when it involves minorities or people who have suffered from a certain abuse at one point. I also have a very weak spot for animals and can't stand any form of animal abuse or cruelty. A: I remember that, before June, you planned to release an ultra-violent mod featuring police officers. You then rescinded the idea to honor the lives lost at the hands of the police. First, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Second, do you ever receive backlash from the community for taking such bold stances? S: I do receive some backlash but it's minimal; usually, I receive heartfelt comments and feedback from the players supporting my decisions or thoughts. A: You’re known, of course, for adult mods. Extreme Violence gives Simmers the ability to shoot, stab, and strangle deserving Sims to their heart’s content. You even have killer kids and zombie apocalypse mods! What made you want to make mods like these? What fascinates you about this work? S: I grew up playing violent video games like Resident Evil, GTA, and Mortal Kombat. I watched horror movies, which made me want to implement those features into the game that I play the most--The Sims. Though, honestly, I can't stand real-life violence; I can never endure it. 18

A: Honestly, I’m always afraid that Extreme Violence or 19 Life Tragedies will take over my save — I only have one— and somehow kill off my super Sim! What advice would you give players who may want to try your more extreme mods for the first time?S: I always make sure that any mod that I release is turned off by default and cannot be activated unless the player enables it from the mod's options menus; in the Extreme Violence mod, for example, Sims can never kill on their own unless you give them the autonomous killing option. But If it's your first time trying out an extreme mod like this, I suggest starting a new game and playing for a while to understand how the mod can be activated in your save file and how to disable it when you want to. A: Honestly, I’m always afraid that Extreme Violence or Life Tragedies will take over my save — I only have one— and somehow kill off my super Sim! What advice would you give players who may want to try your more extreme mods for the first time? S: I always make sure that any mod that I release is turned off by default and cannot be activated unless the player enables it from the mod's options menus; in the Extreme Violence mod, for example, Sims can never kill on their own unless you give them the autonomous killing option. But If it's your first time trying out an extreme mod like this, I suggest starting a new game and playing for a while to understand how the mod can be activated in your save file and how to disable it when you want to. A: I have to admit that, of your mods, I gravitate toward those of the “Hoe it up” variety most. I loved the pole dancing and prostitution skills. Do you have any plans for other mods like “Hoe it up” or “Passionate Romance?” S: I'm glad that you like those; I enjoy working on them. I don't have any plans for similar mods at the moment, but if I have any ideas that could fit into those mods, I add it to them through updates. A: Your older brother has also gotten into modding! Path of Legends is delightful for those of us with a sword fetish who also love almost anime-like violence. What’s it like working alongside your brother now? Is he a manga or anime fan? S: It's going smoothly, though [my brother] has higher priorities at the moment, like university, so he can't commit fully to modding yet, but he still works on some great stuff in his free time that will be revealed in the future. I would say that he's an anime fan; he has watched a lot of them, unlike me, and I'm very interested in the ideas he comes up with since they're very different from mine.

A: You’ve also been very frank about mental illness and the role it plays in your own life. What advice do you have for both players and content creators who, despite finding some solace in the Sims, still struggle with mental illness? S: I suggest not pushing yourself too hard to do certain things. Taking a break every once in a while is helpful; stay away from negative environments, even if they're online, and surround yourself with the things that you love and enjoy doing. Most importantly, seek professional help if you feel that things are out of control. A: Halloween is right around the corner! Do you have any surprises planned for your fans? S: It’s been requested [that I] add Jason Voorhees as a killer many times, and I feel that this year is the right time to do so. A: You’re one of the most prolific modders in this community. You constantly churn out content and update your mods faithfully, even while you’re on a break. You even recently refreshed your website! Do you think you’ll continue this work for later Sims iterations? S: I can't promise anything unfortunately; it depends on whether the next sims game will be worth it or not. There are multiple life simulation games coming out in the next couple of years, and I might start working on mods for those instead. [I may also] continue learning how to create my own games and start releasing them; there are a lot of possibilities. A: Is there anything else you want our readers to know? What is something your fans may assume about you that isn’t necessarily true? S: The most important thing [I want fans to know] is to know how much they're valued. I've made a video recently talking about this, but I want to thank [my fans] again for saving my life and helping me in my darkest times. One thing that players might assume is that my extreme mods represent what kind of personality I have in real life. As I've mentioned before, I can't stand real-life violence, and I'm very sensitive when it comes to topics like these. *** “Extreme Violence” and many of Sacrificial’s mods prove to be a kick in the proverbial teeth, but perhaps it is this violent awakening that makes Sacrificial’s work so genius. The violence it allows pulls the curtain back on the violence of our own world, on the insanity that crouches in our own hearts, so that we as players may effectively confront it. 20

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“A shocking scene is unfolding here in Meadows Park as another female body has been discovered. The woman, now identified as Nancy Landgraab, was found early this morning by a jogger. Sources close to the case have confirmed that Mrs. Landgraab is believed to be the fifth victim of the Goldilocks Killer. Eyewitnesses saw a Sim dressed in a bear suit run out of the park moments before Mrs. Landgraab was discovered. The Goldilocks Killer is believed to be a middle-aged Sim, wearing a bear costume and targeting blonde women. Police have no new leads on the suspect and is asking the public to come forward with any information. This is Fiona McIrish reporting for Sims Global News.\" A click of a button and your screen goes black, you sigh and look over at the bear costume on your couch. You’ve gotten away with it again, but for how long? You look out the window and see you have a new mailman or rather, mailwoman. You walk outside and greet her with a smile as you compliment her on her lovely golden hair. 22

The First Step This mod is very easy to install. Download and open the file, drag and drop this into your mod folder. Done. You don’t have to worry about conflicts. I have packed my mod folder with script mods and have yet to find one that doesn’t play well with Extreme Violence. Non-violent Interactions 23

Taekwondo-kick a bitch making Who wears socks with flipflops? fun of your bear costume. Give badly-dressed townies a kick in the crotch. Although these interactions are not deadly, these will leave Sims bloody and bruised. They’ll walk holding their stomachs for a while to show they are injured. Sims might also pass out after taking a beating while other Sims will run away terrified. So whilst getting into a bar fight and smashing a bottle over someone’s head might be fun, you will walk away with a bad reputation. The higher your points, the worse your reputation, and the more negatively Sims will react to you. 24

Deadly Interactions It is time to get rid of your noisy neighbor in some pretty gruesome but fun ways. Click on the Sim you want to Kill your desired Sim with an Burn that bitch with fire. kill and choose from an array axe to the head. of deadly actions to seal his 25 fate: suffocate him with a diaper, stab him with a pen, or even choke him with a grilled cheese sandwich.

My personal favorite is “gun down off bike.” It’s pretty dramatic and ends with a huge explosion. Finally, a note of caution: when your Sim goes on a killing spree, Sims notice and so do the police. Your Sim can get arrested so have your Sim try their best to murder others discreetly. As the bodies pile up, the Grim Reaper will let you know that he is not very happy with having to work this hard. Of course, I just ignored him. This proved to be a bad move. The next time the Grim Reaper saw my killer Sim, he beat him up senseless. 26

Clicking on your Sim and selecting the “Gang” option leads you to an interaction called “Invite CBT Queen over”. (CBT stands for “Cock-and-Ball Torture\". Yikes. -- Editor) Do not select this option. Either it’s a bug on my end or I can’t find the option to turn it off, but all this Sim does is walk around and kick other Sims in the crotch. Your Sim does nothing else but fall on the ground while clutching their privates or stands around waiting for the crazy, so-called “CBT Queen” to kick them again. Any action you select for them gets canceled. They also keep spawning to the point where I had 8 of them in the Spice District just beating the hell out of each other. It was bizarre to say the least and killing them doesn’t help. Even their ghosts will beat you up. There is so much you can do with the Extreme Violence mod that the only way to really appreciate it is download and play. From what I’ve seen in the last month, there are a lot of exciting new animations being added to the mod. Gone are the days of removing pool ladders or removing doors to starve Sims. With this mod, players can kill their Sims in much more creative ways. Release your inner psychopath. *** Sacrificial's groundbreaking Extreme Violence mod is available for download at his website: www.sacrificialmods.com 27



At the Queen's Pleasure Based on the characters from Alaeryn’s original fantasy novels, The Reaching and The Rising. WRITTEN BY ALAERYN AND IRIMIEL EMLU’RATHIAN Beneath the silver glow of hanging moon lanterns, Lumariel’s \"Well, what do we have here?\" great stone hall proved itself prepared for the arrival of royalty. The long, mahogany dark table groaned under hundreds of Romalyn lifted his head. His wife entered the great hall like an dishes: succulent roasted turkeys, mountains of freshly cut annunciation: her golden hair flowed in amber waves down her cheeses, browned flat breads, steaming greens, towering shoulders and a shimmering blue lounging robe draped about chocolate cakes, pickled turnips, bread pudding, and frosted her supple shoulders. He embraced her, connecting their tarts. mouths in a long, lingering kiss. Romalyn Emlu’rathian, king of the Holy Elves, directed the “Your birthday dinner. What else? Our friends and family will be servants gruffly as they bustled around him like a well-ordered here soon. Dress in your finest. Though... gods, what you wear clock, and he looked at his gold pocket watch, annoyed. now is pleasing enough....” “Osiris and Arcadio swore they would come. Arch is on his way. Although servants milled around them, Romalyn buried his Myth probably got distracted by a weird plant or somethin. Al is tongue in his wife’s cleavage to make her giggle. in his room probably pre-gaming with chocolate ice cream. Kids should be here any minute since ma conveniently failed to bring ”Must you do all that in the Great Hall?” sighed Alaeryn, who them this morning. Now if I could just find my wife....” entered the room with a large bowl of chocolate ice cream cradled in the nook of his arm As it were, Irimiel, human queen of the Holy Elves, had spent most of her day lounging in the Lumariel’s luxurious quarters. “I mean, you’re free to go hole yourself up back in your room. She enjoyed a lazy, late morning breakfast served to her in bed You done listening to sappy records and looking at old photos?” and an afternoon lying by the lake sipping strong drinks and snacking on fresh summer fruits. She would usually still be at “I’m doing nothing of the sort. I have burned those photos, and the hospital this time of day, but at Romalyn's urging, she took I’m only eating ice cream because it’s delicious and your the week off to celebrate the week of her birth, as was kitchens are freshly stocked. Ansel just left and we... always traditional amongst elven kind. She looked out upon the grand work up quite the appetite together.” sprawl that was the woodland kingdom of Lumariel. She looked upon the passing brown-skinned elves in their silken finery, “Gross.” with their braids bejeweled with gold shells, and she loved them as her own blood. After all, she had borne Romalyn many half- “And Cole will be here tonight.” elves in the last few centuries of their lives, and it was only now that the castle grew quiet. Their children were grown: some “What are we a brothel now?” lived abroad, some served at the outer reaches of their kingdom, others were exiled for unspeakable acts, and still others were “Silly goose. I don’t charge. Though as good as I am, maybe I long-buried, lost to the dragon wars of long ago. Irimiel had should.” loved, had mourned, had celebrated, had grieved in Lumariel. It was as much a part of her as her own legs now. He smiled wickedly, kissed Irimiel on the cheek, and then fluttered toward the parlor to await Cole’s arrival. Finally fluttering down the long corridor which led to the great Romalyn turned to his wife again. hall, Irimiel felt beckoned by the savory aroma of roasted meats and sweet, sticky pastries fresh from the oven. A royal feast “Gods, Al is gonna crap his pants when Mythie boy walks awaited her, and so did her pacing, unhappy husband. through those doors.” 29

\"It is good to see him smile and I am glad his mind is occupied “There’s someone else too.” by something other than his ex-husband.\" She examined the Great Hall and admired the hanging moon lanterns, her “Oh?” favorite of the palace decor. After Alaeryn was no longer in earshot, she smiled, her hyacinth-blue eyes shining brightly. “Na’ba. Come on. Dinner time.” \"Oh, Roma, I do hope he is happily surprised and that this Mythias behaves himself. To think! We will have Alaeryn, Alaeryn, hand in hand with Cole, swept toward the Great Arch and Myth all under the same roof! All of the stories I've Hall. He’d freshened up a little, gathered his braids into a heard about your adventures! I am glad Mythias accepted tight halo pile on top of his head. His robes were the your invitation; after all of these years I will finally meet him.\" billowing white garb of Watchers, intricately beaded and She kissed her husband quickly on the corner of the mouth beautiful. While passing through the corridor with Cole, and then pried herself from him. \"I had better get changed; it he froze, suddenly rooted to the spot, his heart is getting late, and our guests will be arriving soon. Wait until hammering, his knees weakening, his mouth drying. you see the gown I have picked out for this evening. It's a lovely, form fitting gold number with a sheer bodice. You'll “N-no.... It can’t....” love it.\" Mythias Tiermian, the mad shadow, leapt from his black \"I have no doubt of that,\" Romalyn said, grinning. He carriage in one fluid movement. He was heavily cloaked, removed a freshly rolled cigarette from his jacket pocket and his hood pulled over his eyes, but Alaeryn knew that began to smoke; plumes of shimmering purple smoke rose to mouth more than he knew any other mouth in the world. the vaulted cathedral ceiling, and he was satisfied. The smoke He backed away, incredulous, even as Mythias greeted invoked his hunger, and it was all he could do not to eat Arch with a grunt and bowed lowly before both Romalyn before all the guests arrived. \"You'll enjoy Myth's company. and Irimiel. He's a gruff fellow, but has plenty of stories to tell. And despite his demeanor, he is the one who loves Al more than “Al-Malikka. Al-Malique. A pleasure. I trust I’m in the right his own life. Hell, he gave his own life for him once, which place? Unless there are some other elves farther east who proves my point. At any rate, my wife is gonna look so damn will be damned pissed when I don’t show.” sexy tonight I'm almost nervous. If Arch gets any dirty ideas...\" He paused, considering this carefully. \"Actually, if he “It’s good to see you, Crow.” gets any dirty ideas, I may indulge him. It is your birthday week after all.\" “And you, Al-aitidel. And you.” Later that evening, after most of the guests had arrived, “God! Irimiel gets more beautiful every time I see her!” Alaeryn entertained Cole in the parlor, practically sitting in exclaimed Arch, bending over the queen’s hand several his lap, curling brown fingers into his silver hair, and giggling times and kissing up her arm. He elbowed Myth out of the at everything the man had to say. He swung his legs into way, earning him a hard slap on the back of the head. “Oh! Cole’s lap and crooned. Devil! Mythias, you haven’t changed!” “Oh, you rogue! After the birthday dinner and no earlier! You “Al-Malikka, accept my deepest apologies; you've had to devil!” They kissed long and hard. suffer this idiot without me around to shove a good boot up his ass. It won’t happen again.” ”Must you do all that in the parlor?” Romalyn teased, hanging “It’s him. God! God! It’s Mythias!” Alaeryn thinks, his heart in the parlor doorway. Alaeryn blew a raspberry at him in in his throat. Myth stepped into the castle, dark, brooding, response, then slid his legs from Cole’s lap. pushing down his hood, and their eyes met. “Fine. But only because it’s Rimi’s birthday. Is dinner ready?” “Alaeryn.” “It is. The kids are here. My wife looks hot. Arch is hovering “What... what the hell is he doing here?” overhead as we speak—“ Irimiel laughed airly, stepping forward to greet Arch “Is he? God! I’m single! I can suck him off all I want and no one Garrett with a gentle kiss on his cheek. She touched can stop me— oh, Cole, sweetheart, of course you can watch. Myth's shoulder. Hell, join us.” 30

\"You mustn't apologize, Mr. Tiermian. Arch Garrett and I are \"Mission accomplished, I should say--\" He laughed, good friends. I have grown accustomed to his elaborate shows pressing his lips to his wife's hand. \"Happy birthday, of affection; besides, my husband does well to keep him in moonlight. Thou art the sun and moon and stars in the line should he forget his manners.\" Fluttering between Arch sky of my soul. Know this. Know this always.\" and Mythias, Irimiel took both of them by the arms. She spoke to Alaeryn, her voice lilted and melodic. Arch Garrett, perched on Irimiel's right, drank her in openly. \"Are you just going to stand there with your mouth agape or am I going to have to keep all three of these handsome men to \"It is... your birthday, but I was wondering if you and dear myself this evening? I know it's my birthday but I am not sure Roma would be in the mood for one of your delightful my husband will entertain such an idea.\" shows afterward? I haven't been able to think of a thing else ever since our last tryst.\" Alaeryn was silent several moments, and he and Mythias appraised each other with surgical precision. Mythias, a Romalyn drank deeply from his frothy goblet, smacking looming black specter, and Alaeryn, smaller but heroically his lips with satisfaction.\" defiant, stared at one another, unmoving. Cole muttered something, and Alaeryn did not hear him, but Mythias cut his That is up to my wife. She may have whatever she desires. eyes in the man's direction. His responding smile, crooked However she desires.\" and slow, menacing, with an aura of lunacy, wormed over his sensual lips. Irimiel placed her hand on her husband's thigh, knowing that what she would say would awaken the possessive \"I should thank you,\" he began icily, \"for taking care of what is beast in him. mine. I'll reclaim him now if you don't mind.\" He strode from Irimiel's side, then placed one big, rough hand at the small of \"Why, Mr. Garrett, it is my birthday, isn't it? And my Alaeryn's back, who swatted him away.\" husband has been kind enough to bring you here, practically serving you on a silver platter. I am not yours.\" She laughed, lowering her face and turning her eyes up \"You are. You always were. And you always will be. My soul towards Arch Garrett. She studied his face from under her has sought you for years. As I know yours has mine. How full, dark lashes. She boldly reached across the table and many men have there been, Alaeryn? Men with eyes like placed her hand on his forearm, turning her body towards mine, mm?\" him. \"I--\"\" \"And you look at me like I am the main course tonight…! Mr. Garrett, you flatter me, honest you do... I have half the They looked like me but were not me. Come. Don't be mind to skip this lovely meal and take you and my ridiculous a second longer.\" husband straight to our private quarters. Eat up, we will save the dessert for last, mm?\" This seemed to reach Alaeryn who, despite his earlier hesitations, was drawn to the mad shadow. Cole winced, and Irimiel's words had their desired effect; Romalyn, seized Alaeryn looked at him apologetically. with jealousy, grips his wife's hand on his thigh. He turns his sharp, cutting gaze on Arch Garrett, who is blissfully \"I... stay. Please. The hour is late, and the food will be oblivious, completely enthralled with Irimiel. His words delicious. We'll still have our time together.\" are measured, clipped, ravenous. \"Not if I have anything to do with it.\" \"You may watch as much as you please. This eve... this eve I plan to remind this beautiful woman for whom the gods \"Damn it, Mythias. Stop.\" made her. I'll not stop until I've filled her, til she leaks me. Dost thou understand?\" He only grunted, but his expression-- smug and jubilant-- revealed he knew his own triumph. Garrett snapped to attention, his throat tight. His words clamored clumsily through his teeth. At the dinner table, Mythias and Alaeryn sat very closely to one another, catching up, and Romalyn pulled out a chair at \"I-- God! God, I'll watch all night if I need to. Do I get even the head of the table for his wife. the smallest taste this eve? I still remember...\" 31

\"Only time will tell,\" grunted Roma, but his cock jumped a Upon entering, Romalyn stripped down to the waist, then little at the memory. clamped a smoking cigarette between his lips. The two men appraised each other, silent, until Romalyn grunted After a while, cooling himself with several gulps of water, his desires. Romalyn stood to address their gathered friends and family, his wine goblet raised. \"Woman. Clothes off. You. Bard. Please her. With your mouth and nothing more. I'll tell you what to do next.\" \"To my wife. Mother of a nation. Queen to our kind. Long may she reign. Hayael!\" Garrett’s mouth fell agape so his own cigarette went tumbling from his lips. He fumbled for it, stammering. The hall erupted with a resounding \"hayael!\" and more courses were served. “I— God in heaven! Whatever do you mean? I— You would allow?” Irimiel smiled wickedly from behind her wine glass. ”Na’ba, bard. Dost thou require more specific directions? “Mission accomplished…” Spread my wife’s legs. Taste her wetness. Suck her clit. Get your fill of her before I change my mind.” She sipped her wine and then raised her glass. Romalyn undressed. Arch Garrett watched him, his eyes \"Thank you all for coming here tonight to celebrate with me, wide. it wouldn't be a birthday worth celebrating if I didn't have all of you to share it with\" Placing her hand back on her “Sh-shall I... shall I also...?” husband's thigh, Irimiel squeezed it gently and leaned in close to whisper into his pointed ear. \"Would it be awful if I were to “Did you believe I wanted to watch you please my wife excuse myself from this lovely gathering and ask that you with thy clothes on, bard? Undress. Let us see you.” follow?\" She licked a warm, wet stripe along the side of his neck and nipped his earlobe; she whispered to further enrage “Y-yes, my king!” the jealous beast in his gut. Arch scrambled out of his clothes and boots, then folded \"Mr. Garrett grows... impatient. The proof is in his bulging them carefully on the windowsill. He turned his attention trousers and quite frankly, Al-Malique, I wouldn't mind to Irimiel, beautiful, shining Irimiel, and his mouth releasing him from those constraints...\" watered. Still, he hesitated. The fire in Romalyn's loins climbed to a maddening “My king, are you quite certain? If I remember correctly, crescendo. He watched the distance between his wife and the last time I sipped the nectar of the queen, I caught a Arch Garrett slowly closing, her grip on his arm, the rising boot to the face—!” lust in her eyes, and it awakened his most primal needs. Without thinking, he turned his face to capture Irimiel's lips Chuckling, Romalyn, now nude and bronzed, the muscles in a hard kiss; his rough hand found the back of her head, of his ass flexing as he crossed the room, closed the twisting into her golden locks, and he encouraged their distance between himself and the bard. He placed an tongues into a slow waltz. uncharacteristically tender hand on the bard’s cheek, slid it through the man’s blond hair, and then drew his mouth \"Na'ba. Go. I'll meet the both of you in our quarters.\" close to Arch’s ear. Arch’s skin prickled with gooseflesh. He drained his goblet of wine, watching the two of them “Guess we’ll find out, eh?” Romalyn stroked himself. confer. Garrett, handsome and blonde and forthright, “Come. Don’t keep your king waiting...” immediately engaged his wife in a long, winding story about sea pirates and island adventures. He stood, then offered his Irimiel undressed, watching as her husband and the bard hand so that they may lope into the royal quarters together. confer; she studied their expressions: the wicked, tender smile that crossed her husband's lips as he stroked the After addressing the crowd a little and touching base with a bard's cheek and leaned dangerously close to his nude few of their more prominent family members, Romalyn body. wound his way through the castle to find his wife and the pirate in their private quarters. Garrett, shirtless, wandered “What is he whispering?” she thought. the room with a cigarette gripped between his teeth. He engaged Irimiel in lively, useless conversation. 32

Irimiel, thunderstruck at this exchange, hovered between \"Enough.\" Romalyn grunted after a while. He yanked his jealousy and arousal, hurriedly pushed her way between the wife away from Arch's administrations. \"Come, woman. two; she placed her hand around the back of her husband's Show the bard the way you suck off the king. Mm? A little neck, pulling him into a bruising kiss, her tongue thrashing lesson in cock sucking.\" against his. She pulled from him, raking her teeth against his bottom lip and promptly turned to the bard. \"My king -- I assure you that my skill in such an area... if you would only allow me to demonstrate...?\" \"It's your turn to kiss me, Mr. Garrett...\" \"You will watch. And you will learn. And then... we will She placed her hand on the side of his face and drew him close see.\" to her lips. Right before they met in a kiss, she placed both of her hands on his shoulders and encouraged him to kneel Romalyn forcefully steered his wife to their bed, where he before her until his face was at eye level with her lay down, cock standing, weeping pearls of cum. womanhood. She hooked a finger under his chin, tipping his face up towards her own. His mouth agape, his own cock big and red from the show, Arch Garrett watched them hungrily. He wasn't sure how \"Kiss me, here—\" She shifted her hips so that her soft mound long he would last; he was embarrassingly close to of short blond hair brushed against his lips. cumming already, but he certainly didn't want to disappoint the handsome king or the sumptuous queen. Arch Garrett, never one to disobey the orders of a powerful woman, sank to his knees immediately. His blue gaze Irimiel was silently grateful for her husband's flickered to Romalyn, silent bronze statue that he was, and interception; between his cock against her ass and then he slowly lifted his hands to grasp Irimiel's generous Garrett's mouth around her throbbing clit, signs of her hips. His fingers grazed across the soft flesh of her fine ass, arousal were nearly impossible to conceal. and they wandered down the warm valley between her ass cheeks. He heard Romalyn, stroking himself, grunt violently. \"Yes, Mr. Garrett, watch closely and I'll teach you a thing or two about pleasing a king, mm?\" \"Watch it, bard.\" Pushing her husband down on the bed, Irimiel straddled \"Ah! Y-yes, my king. T'was worth a try. Yes?\" He gazed up at him momentarily, her mouth meeting his in a passionate, Irimiel and, mouth watering, he closed his lips over her hungry kiss. She hovered her dripping wetness over his awaiting sex, allowing the soft hairs of her pussy to graze fully erect cock and swirled the head in delicious circles against his teeth. Her sharp, sweet musk filled his mouth, and over her pulsing clit. She wanted him to feel how wet she his cock leapt, leaking. He caught Roma's eyes again, even as is from the bard’s administrations. he stroked himself, and this emboldened him. He sucked on Irimiel's hard, wet clit, explored her warm insides with his \"Now I'll taste what Mr. Garrett was sampling while I tongue, and relished the smooth, soft silk of her wetness. \"M- please you\" My queen. Thou art... exquisite. A finer dish I have never tasted!\" She nipped at his bottom lip and kissed down his throat, chiseled chest, and abs, making her way to his soaked Romalyn approached his wife from behind, beginning to rub cock, now slathered in her own wetness. Swirling the tip her breasts, fingering her nipples into pink stiffness. His cock of her tongue around his swollen head, then taking inch by slid between the hills of her ass, rubbing against her, and he agonizing inch of him into her mouth against her warm, reached down between her legs to better expose his wife's clit. wet tongue. She reached up and raked her nails gently over his bronze chest and muscular thighs as she steadily \"There, bard. Suck on her more just here. She loves it this bobbed her head over his cock. Finally, she wrapped her way.\" He busied himself dining on his wife's neck, whispering alabaster hand around the girth of him, stroking as she into her ear. \"Tonight. I will fuck thee apart...\" sucked the tip. She glanced up to her husband's face from under her heavy, dark-lashed lids. The bard stood at their Garrett buried his mouth in Irimiel's wetness. He sucked her bedside, red cock in hand, dripping onto their marble clit, swirled his tongue around its throbbing head, and floors. She watched him a moment, then made eye contact fluttered his tongue over her pussy lips. as she took all of her king deep into her mouth and throat. Cupping his balls in her free hand, she gently massaged them. 33

\"Come closer, Mr. Garrett....\" There was no mistaking that his wife, the queen, knew intimately how to please her king. Her mouth, slick with need and the shining warmth of her own wetness, slid along his shaft, lingered in the places he loved, while her rapid, darting tongue wrapped around his girth. Romalyn propped himself up on his elbows, dipped his fingers into his wife's golden curls, and lifted his lips to meet her mouth, fucking her face, encouraging himself deeper down her throat. Garrett, slack-jawed, reddened cock leaping as he watched, “Good boy. Now my wife.” stood swaying at the side of the bed. His blue eyes darted between them, as if he couldn't decide who to watch more. Arch swallowed down her good-tasting clit, moaning, salivating, her juices running down his chin. Roma yanked Irimiel's generous hips swung like a pendulum as she him away by his hair and then began to fuck his wife satisfied Roma. Roma growled and yanked at her curls, again. The room resounded with the echo of wet flesh on grunting orders, and sometimes -- in flutteringly heart- wet flesh, and the hot musk of three bodies on the edge of stopping moments, Romalyn lifted his silver gaze to meet release. Arch's own. \"Do you hear your queen? You wouldn't disobey her direct orders, would you?\" He held his wife's chin in one hand, pulling her mouth off his cock. \"Come, woman. Our fine friend has soaked thy pretty pussy, Irimiel was dangerously close to peaking, if it weren't for hasn't he? It's now time for him to see... who this pussy Romalyn's intervention at that very moment she certainly belongs to.\" would've cum right against the bard's eager tongue. He grabbed her roughly, guiding her over himself, positioning “He had to have known I was close—he knows my tells all her over his hips, and forcing himself balls deep into her too well...\" warmth. He thrust upward, fingers gripping her hips, then he grunted further instructions at Arch. He grunted, already Between Arch's administrations and the fullness of beginning to peak but willing himself not to. Romalyn's cock, she was drunk with pleasure, high with intrigue, and she wanted to explore the unknown. \"Bard. Come here. Lie down. Just here. Yeah. Right where you can see my dick sliding into my wife. Get real close. See how \"We aren't finished with you just yet, Mr. Garrett!\" dripping wet you've made her? Do you see how fucking wet my cock makes her? I.... ngggh... every time I withdraw... lick She leaned over and took Arch by the hand, pulling him her juices from my cock. Do you understand? And then... close while lifting herself from Romalyn and placing service her as I fuck her this way.\" Arch's trembling hand around his cock, still slick with her juices. \"Gods! Sir! Art thou certai--?\" \"Come, pleasure my husband while I watch, mm?\" \"Na'ba. Let's see what that talented tongue can really do...\" She straddled Romalyn again in a reverse position so that Arch Garrett scrambled in place, nearly tucked into the nook she had a prime view of the bard, her dripping pussy and of Romalyn’s hard arm, and then craned his neck in close to full ass spread before Romalyn's face. Bending forward, watch Roma’s cock sliding slowly in and out of his wife’s she placed her delicate hand under Arch Garrett's and wetness. His dick, brown and bulging, shone with Irimiel’s stroked her husband in tandem with him. juices. When Romalyn lifted his wife’s hips, so she hovered over his tip, Arch dove in to wrap his tongue around 33 Romalyn’s cock. The king groaned, one hand finding Arch’s blond hair.

Irimiel felt her husband's body jolt, the tensing of his muscular thighs, the grip of his fingertips on her hips, and she knew. She knew he had climaxed, and waves of tremendous jealousy flooded through her body. Uncertain of how to react, feeling both anger and arousal, she swiftly turned to face the two. Before she could come to her senses, she pulled Arch Garrett's mouth to her own in a hard kiss. She suckled his tongue, the familiar taste of her husband's seed still lingering on his lips. She wanted to remove the taste of him from Arch's mouth. It wasn't his to enjoy. \"Now with your mouth while I stroke him.\" Before he knew it, Roma watched his Irimiel position herself \"It's my turn.\" over his salivating mouth. Her soft, velvet-warm pussy dripped onto his tongue and teeth, and he slurped at her, She arranged herself neatly between the two naked, sweat completely forgetting himself. His hands gripped her dampened, still panting men. generous hips, leaving red half-moons deep into her flesh. He wrapped his full lips around her twitching clit, and as he \"You will make me cum.... Together...\" sucked on her, he felt another warm mouth envelop his hard length. He knew Irimiel's mouth-- knew every corner of her Through the foggy befuddlement that was his climax- delicate tongue and jaw and throat-- but this mouth was soaked brain, Romalyn observed his wife kiss the bard. He different: it was the powerful mouth of another man, and knew she expected his jealousy, and his rage did sweep Romalyn was shocked at his forceful sucking, the eager unhinged through his every limb, including his spent cock. administrations of his powerful jaw, and it was all Romalyn He grabbed his wife to press searing, demanding kisses could do to stop himself from cumming. In fact, there was no along every inch of her flesh. He kissed her, the warm salt preventing it. His orgasm bulleted through him as he of her sex filling his nostrils. He licked her thighs, the released a hot stream of cum into Arch's awaiting mouth. bowl of her belly button, and the slick places beneath her breasts. He filled his mouth with her pussy, imbibing her Arch, pleased, swallowed up every drop of the king's cum and almost violently, and before he knew it, Arch Garrett had then began licking up and down his soaked shaft. joined him. The both wrapped their tongues in tandem around her clit, rubbed her generous breasts, gripped her \"My king... I.... \" porcelain skin. When Romalyn lifted his wife’s hips and shoved himself, finally erect again, into her, Garrett set Garrett, at his own peak, while sucking and licking the king's himself upon Irimiel’s breasts. Her nipples stood, pink shaft and dropping down to suckle his balls, stroked himself and sopping from his administrations, and she moaned, into greater pleasure. He came messily into his own palm, and writhing. then crawled over Roma to lick Irimiel again, his tongue sometimes meeting Roma's own. He passed between the king and queen, licking one and then the sucking off the other... 34

The two men, her husband thick inside her, and the bard-pirate dutifully suckling her breasts, were nearly too much for Irimiel to bear. Her back arched, her golden hair a halo around her head, and her hips tossed. Romalyn, incensed, was a beast -- the violence of his thrusting, pumping hips felt as though it would split her in two halves. The headboard slammed against the stone wall; the three of them howled with pleasure, and a climax rose and exploded like wheeling, falling stars in her sight. The room dissolved, and she knew only herself, only her pleasure; there was the hot ecstasy of her husband’s seed crowding her insides, the eager lapping of the hungry bard at her nipples, and her own raucous orgasm that shook the castle walls to its very firmament. In the end, she embraced both men, and she lay together with them in a sticky, sweaty, satisfied heap. *** About the Author [email protected] 35 and be featured!

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