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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY Diary of a Wimpy Kid Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary --, COMING SOON: MORE DIARY OFA WIMPY KID

131- ARY by Jeff Kihhey

TO DORIAN

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OCTOBER Vlextbies4c7 revolve drouhci rne, bu+ some+irnes dcAuttlIp0.0ES. V6ebliarsksckia:de-kkL---T-sdw----+-6snovie cti.ciu+ d meth w6se wl)ole life is secre+ly 1)6113 filmed for d TV show. l'his world, ahri 1)e_gloe 1-11+ KNOW i+. 14e11÷ -Yrn_sihce_ Saw ovie,,Tve k;hj of 3 +0 MF. HOPE YOU- CREEPS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES.

eYery day +0 see wl)a+±a3__±_6d-._! s._Lithgdiy____ kihcl of COOL. +0 De i+s _awh +elev;sioh S~owr so sone4iiiI3stheri+tvihib3 ever_haw_dhcLibei_v_e Auskte- 2

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131/±saple±iniesl_Atohaer 60.15L nucil e is REAL and 61N mud\\ of i+ is RIGGED. Because illeAitici.s__±6V44.1212thArif Me are co ridiculous, TAmohcler ifsorneahe Fl SE is pulling ibe—c+rihes._ If i+Is all fdke,±tyeLEAST tile ?e0Se_iti_____ clIdr3e can cia. _Lc alive me some juicier slines ±o_work_waty—___ NOW ABOUT \"GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND\"? 0--1: \"GREG- GETS A MOTORCYCLE'? -OR- \"GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND AND A MOTORCYCLE\"?

ih while regillyjui-t ACTORS. ikeyre_dc+ors, \"LlatAelicl_who's_ my friehai h_dworcLlecause he's tlaih8_1L8redijoLfre±ehdih8 ADafus. Ahd iLryixm-ther RocirickicAsiodily Jus± softie ay 3ei-iihe_PAIDA-tiAthiike_a_derk+Aeh ±6± makes_pie_seellin whole_hewiisa i. Aolhowl? e hesst hice 5upx:reaL1ifegtha ctheskwel 3orgLirietuis._ 5

Bu±ifryPARENTSsxreac±ars„ 4\"14--..t.-.in-4-1c-At's vemtckglo± aLma±6e!rsahclFd+ber's_j)_d_y_____ cards over Ale years. tf il)is_is_sdi_asluun,±6.11_ I deserve +0 3e+ ?did for rey iirne dhd effor+. 6

Ahci srdkih3 of 3 ?drch+5 dre se+jor life) +hdhks +o me. Bu+ cdh +o rndke sure cdh C414) ih Id+Cr. QhtnQS.±_DLS6eLS÷_±6— tnd;ILI__C.6rCiC+erAICLS---CiCd±CYarCISe +114±Ary—sct rye1±_ledS.±_olasepr e?isock. So - cone d_cd+sbhrdse o m y OWN, dhci cfrop ih+o cohVersd+ioh. eVeryahc.eiha_ WELL, BITE 7

Ld+er oh I'm 3ohhd sldp my cd+cywotse oh every piece of mercluthclise cdh +6;4 of drLwaiiAr____ +o s+ar+ rollih3 ih. 1111 audrdhime. THIS) +6ou31. m ho+ 3ohhck ehCI WAS ohe of +60se wdstleckuv celebr;+ies who sells s jus+ +0 make d clled? buck. SAY 11-!- I DON'T SAY IT! TI-IINK SO. J17....;512; • BISCUITS-0 p

eoheAliba_rve learhej about +elevisioh ;s +ha+ sooher or celed. Bu+ ih ille Id5+ SecISOh + iv-I-trocluce a hew ?e+ or d_ cute k; -to burn? 1 +he ra+ihas. So wheh pi li-t+le bro-therviAabb_wasiarh.,_1__ fivirea +hey were _+ryitia_to_reOacene_asihe star of +he show wiih a fresh hew face— lbe -LwasiNaw_sk___ hewbonalaly_coii14 be ah ACTOR. plabe,lAsAta÷ne-t- be;h3 cahirolletiirkint_ adul-t who was icifieh_frorn view. 9

1 bu+ +6+ dirlh'+ s+op me from cl)eckih3 every ohce ih a wilile jus+ to make sure. S_____ 3- -HD;h3 arouhcl oh }tic owh. So +}leh Iwohclerecl kile_wcts ac+ually a super-63})-+ec}y wihrlui toy or eVeh Some kid 0f ROBOT. Illeh I thoo.d.1hi maybe EVERYBODYACQUIAL_____ me wctS d r0i)O-1- dhCI I WdS +6e ohly de+Udi 1-lurricth be;h5 ih -I-1,e family. Robn+c_herd elec+riciiy for power, So +6+ would explaih why we have +wo or +i)ree owl-le-Fs ;h every room of ANe house. 10

would ALSO ex?laihsoe +11;h3s my ictreh laihk = m ho+ 1;s+ehih,cy. l-Ar YBE WE SPOULD GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND :F(7.i-tARGP- OUR RATTFRTFS- roboi-s use 1)4++er;e GO, bu+ re were do lutve d fCW8,UeSSeS. s\\AU ER 'P•.141'1,1F/ 5v1i1s51e9 11

T—fia cl ou+ if my family members were rol)0+s was +0 See if 1 cnutel a-+ ohe of +4ern +o s6or+-c;rcui+. Bu+ eiiiyer Pd415 d ktd±erTrOOf model or ile\".sdu + d regular 6tvidh wi4 ho SehSe of /wrnor. MAT ihc;cleh+ 3o+ me 3rouhclecl for a week..— oocl Tam%)il, bu+ I'm sure +1)e ra+ih,js were ih -11)e +oile+ for d wile af+er +11a+. JUNE 0 12.

3ueSS +6ereS d ciNahce +6a+ rni_juS±...sth Ordihdr/ life+_diaLtrn NOT +Aye_tharo_Lsopie TV_sbow. Bu+Alere could s+ill be_SOMEONE fmci- Alere Wd±C1lib8. VIA__ailAe_Ththe±SjbAle, uhiVerse,Alere's GOTTA ih+elli3e11± life au+ +1)ere. Sorme_enie sdy +},a+dlierNS were atiehc Are—SMARL ahcl %ILA+ keeiih3 d low +1-le 16eire_ ?rotidbly syyjb3_0h uS Se.COhd4 3d±1eriti9_ihforrrid-hoh dbou+ live our lives. 13

Myleii.s±6±bousellie,ssiceaduayiantledrones_. ±6±Ae_aliehs use ±o_learn itna3es_bdck +a Aleir__ 41;1:IL Because ;f youve ever Seeh d ?ic-fure of d py U? dace CI 11 its re-Hy obvious 4eir eyes are cidufillf_66±ecksArgeros. Seem +0 be reap ct+e4 cio3 ?on?. Bui• Suess Ale/ye 30+ + eir rectsohs for +6+. .1111 ..f. .... cctp....., i -: . ...........0

ve triecl to eliaiti_r_m± cries +o r,y iareh+s cold o+6er 3rowh-ups, bu-f it's ?re-Hy /clear hobocly itighis +0 }Near w6a+ soLnelickuts_ioscy. So every cluthce_8e±)_ 1 rndke sure itle_AlithS khow oh +11eir sicle. TAKE ME or o+ i+ ri36±_Abov-t___±.6ellies4_+}lou.31‘. Because if t1,05(/ )1•TOFS,_ we Cdh pktAttalleth dh dliehjtIVAS101a_dilf Secohj bow_ 15

1lNeAtt,8_Ls÷_I_'Ye-ALWAYSfel±Aesaneaht's___ ou+ kee1ih3 +cil)S oh my life. Af±er,cydhcitao±4er_FcksseLaw meIlle_safeilecciuseNdhck_wskswci±c6ilua aVer rne from })edVeh. illitIL±6credcovi all, 6+ 0+ d 10+ of issues wit}1 +6 way i+ works. ft (I(.t/i\"1. 0411111.............................., ....r; re•'-• sm• Mw rn fihe wi+t)Nand wa+ciah3 over me_wileh rudirba_g_ sks1+40ard or doih3 some+ilih5 Where 04er +irneS w1eh you jus+ heed some Privacy. 16

nr..) cl C 1. NA6d-i- worries the jS_±6d±,_WbehiSkhd._WdS_dliVf-,__ Tcome-limes Icould be ?ret-ty obhoxious. So if was }per, 6ck?_A)_ehed +o me. 17

If Ncon:0 looks +6 o+11er way IANeh I rn crossih3 e siree+ or sorne+6hcjiikethicuti, bldrne i)er. acAua_le,el_kilaci of BAD as 1\\1,dhd tutS +0 keel) dh eye oh r,e +weh+y-four worketillarri_sdaer jife,_ctc d wdi+ressi_sa_sile edrhej ri311+ +o RELAX. 13

I}lope sl\\es si±tirlaihdx1MileAsibere_______ ih }NeciVeh recidih3 }ter rorndhce hoVelS, the hni. we+c6h3 Some oh prfeful rnidclle scilnol kid 40;h3 bis }Nornework every hi5}11-. .11 d 1° r cn Ili +ell you TI-LIS: 'tf 15c+ ;h+0 Iledveh, Im isih+ i)001 Alta c nr doihs ino?-41e-loor ArauhdAe_clou 19

-Theres ho cluthce j...rn sohha 3e+ s+uck wd+cilih3 oversorie3red±rdh.akacLSAdrclLy__eyehkbew_---- i. ol..../ IN I I' ,___ ....—_ I I 1• -The ohlyAlitl6A-6±idill_make ;-1- h is if I 1,%idve do Some-1-6h3 dhhoV/ ih..cli. rAae_y_ ---- ,,.. ...... 2.0

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LnIeAb÷-1L/ XelcthVeSjranlSAV-eiliah+jteS-- Vid+c6ih3 over me., +6oSe ur are robd1)17 3ohhci be re±bp.ohfuseci by wild+ I do oh ah_Averthae_cidy_._ TO le iloheCtI rn ho+ comforthible_wak_a±6ese___ 12..ealASIOOkiba_OVernySboultier—TLry_rehttiVeS-- +irrie 5+97 NAIL__ +6e S6ower or +:1S+e my edrladx, 8ohhd be ?rei-ty awkward w6eh we reuhatio+er oh. 22

illurscid7 We INGtveArAook_f_dird±scbool -t6sAmeek, TI-IOUGI-IT I WdS_diloWeL±O_RiCk44±everI— wah+e.d, i+ +urhS_Ou.±___MOrtiexrC±ed 'b-SiXehCt +6e money oh BOOKS. VilleitalcaL,Je+ +6—chance+0 owh dct_.Sau h+ ?ec;1 wi-4_80081tryes,_±bau }lard +o ?ass u?. SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE wa1l,ed) Besides +I-le pencil, 19o+ a ?os+er d Cd+ Sdyih3 some-±6115 SarcdS+ic, ah eraser ANaieci like a ldhEld d CdISIAA±OrAd±_810WS ih -1-6e dark ) d ?eh ±6a±_wri±es uhclerwa+er, and dha4 er__Sidh+ ?ehCil witl) googly eyes ) ii4S±Alu eaceAke firs+ one 5e+s los+ or s+olelry. 23

Ii-ivmp.a.iirF 41ere WAS d C dhce Morn rvii311+ ho+ i_ iNer money, so 1 mule Sure +o dlso Bu+ Monwasiii_inressecl- Slle SdyS 1 iltiVe10-- 80_ hcia—±OPIOrrOWMICL±rdrie_hsdLtileStiej.S.— 61'311+ for books. -41e brdih is_likesste,,_1tha if joh4 exercise i+ , siufLiilLe.±weriLdhLimusky. Silescys_vicka___84ttescacLI\\LIre.A14. bdsicdfly 3ohha be dAnihciless_zornbie for +1-le rest' of my life. 2.4

Morn Said ;f +urhed off 4e +eleVisioh dhci ?u+ flowh my 3drne coh+roller, 1rni3h+ discover d 11\"Id+)S d hi time Morn's +riecl +o 3e+ me to s-i-ep ou+ of my cnrnfor+ znhe, rve falleh fla+ oh My face. -th +6e 4irif dde we had d Poetry Uhl+ ih Scbool dh4 1,44)eh showed iler w6d+ was WOrk;h5 oh, Morn WdS ?re-Hy irfirPSSe4. S/Ne seh+ ohe of my poems off +o ANe I\\Ick-F;ohdi Poe+t- couha +o see ;f y Two_weeks Id+er, we 30+ d le++er lack ih +1)e -----NATIONAL-110ETRY—COW11----- Dear Gregory Heffley, CCngratulations.-Yourpoe Anthology, an annual collection of the nation's best work by the most promising poets. 25

Morn WdS REALLY C)<C1+e4 d1)011+ -i4 heWS÷skinci__. 1 ddrni+ Iwas, +co. Ik;hci of 5o+ ih+o +6e icka of ixih8_A_Toe±,_AhcLevehs_+sur±eA±aAress___ cliffereh+ly d+ SC6001. Bu± i+ +urhs ou+ 4 w6le \"PothrAh±6oloca/± ±hih8wcvscd4ATQKE,Ers±oLdll,±he—book—_ poenswereirLreally +;hy_Trih+.S.±iook_me.a_6aj lour +o f;h4 my poem ih +}lere, and +key spelled my harne wroh3, avyway. 26

AWFUL Mos+ of +6em seerneri I;ke_illey_were wriii-eh by five-year-olds. My Turtle Fred by Maya Peebles My turtle Fred He is not dead He sleeps in his shell And-when-he-does-die Lgue.s&_he_will_smell -141eir voem ihciudej ih 4c book, dhcl -i-6e ANole_______ !fladiiainslec-l- work\" +6ihve&is_jus±Alxilac601----- 66117. I 3 ess +6e way +6e 1\\1c1+;ohc11 Poe+ry Couhcil makes mohey__t -141e suckers wlw 3o_t_PUBLISI4ED_Al_ii—_____ a I OT of mohey Off of us. Morn 1)0036+ +eh copies_ +o 1.Ndhd OD+ +o relatives„dhcl_ -1-1)e books were ei36±y___Lcks a pop. 27

BusAltAa ccise_ I6mh±ecL±o__3iveA riydcicis Dhe cl,L___ -1,e. Na-hohdi Pine.-fry Couhcil keirt• Seh4;h3 uS le+fers ahri cailih3, ask;h3 us +0 buy more books, ahcj Itkhk—af±erdWINileMom fihally realized ;1- WaSalluS±ai3iah+ scam. My co es of 4e. \"Poe+ry Ah-tholo8y\" are ;h -1-}le Lauhary room, 10+ a+ ledS+ -they're be;h8 ?u+ to Q004 use- . Ohce Mom Gib+ ;+ ;h }her }read +6+ I was ecLahcl__Gif+e4 prof dm caSCilool. 23

T_syelerneh±ary_schooLAIL±6.reallysndr±i.kis were ;h +6e_Sleh±ecLstiadGif±ect--peram• TT 1/4fuessAle_ierAerS_clidlai±.Aqtlh+ us re8ular___ kias_ififeeLigrLdhodaurstlYes,sowbehAey__ edllecLilleTstieh±eLdha_GLf±eL8roulL_ovio_f_clds.s__ for +6eir rrie.e-fihd , ibe.y used d code hare. AA AAA 41.4kAAAA A A AAAAA A WOULD MR. NALPERS HELPERS PLDNS-E-REPORT- TO THE CAFETERIA? Mr.AialFerwilsafirjsmai+or, dhcl for a loh3 ou,s1+ kids ih Mr. Hdlier's Helpers were jus+ voluh+eers wah+ed +(wive f it a }kited 29

-ibeh 1: 4sihaIIy realized +6+ Mr. lidl?er's Helpers were all +6e braihie.s+ kits ih Our 112.7:p3.0p Studies 2.00 moiy,±60u5ilvt bel0h5ed ih Idleh+PcLcilad eif+CCI Snar7LstIOU s+, bu+ Ao remember ohe of +he clueSliohs. Fill in the blank: Johnny is the best at math. Johnny is the best at swimming. Johnny is the best at reading. Johnny is 30

Lookih3 riowh Sorne-t6i1a8 else Jo6hhy WdS bes+ d+. BU+ red! y_ s,ildirdC+Cr, so wro-i-e sorneillihviiffereh+. Johnnyis o, s\\-vmisi.---or E-Veh -tboudk sik Morn wstS_mdd_a+ tsecduse sale +6ou56+ was SPIdr+ ehou36 +o b.e.jial-dietheLdbiCGifielL-BU+ believe r,iaSels.irkire ateAilieretairVeL d+eful cl;dh'+ rndke ±6e-cu-±4-Axeccuistibroidlesc irks-like-Ate4L Arurid 6dVe +0 113 recess +0 do +Ile -fedcllersi fax re-furhs, 31

-1-8(ieSSMartlfek_12re±iyigiCLIAialeiih±a_____ 1-dleh+e4 dhd Gif+e(I, but\" d few weeksia±erstat_____ +old me some_80nd hews. Ske said 130+ ?icke +6e scilool +co be ih d special CIA called +i)e \"adrni)S\" +6+ Ilaci secre+ mee+ih8s +wice awtek. Well, 1 was really excaecLabou+ +6s Cllani6h3 sthCI was hervous w1eh 1 weh+ +o my firs+ secre+ mee+ih..,i Bu+ it +urbs ou+ +6e_atarls were jus+ kicisiike_neiaa h3 +1)eir \"R\"s, stha_we_barl. +o work w;+1, Mrs. Pressey oh Tuesdays__ _ab Adibrart±o_ +7 +0 improve. ER\"-R-R . I doh'+ khow w60 home, iso+ le+ me +eit you, we +6ou3+ i+ was AWESOME. 32

Parit18resgss÷if 16C-612s-werecanih5 ±hratz8h, all +6. a14 kitis_50+ ou+ of +he way. +hihk +he Lah3 a,je Lizards were jus+ jealous of 33

Me ah4 -t-}Ne oi4)er aarnis were +i5M, and ose Tuescidpkhrl eethia8s because +bea6Lays ehded up +urhin ;h+o d free-for-all. ..... Bu+ Morn any vro3, ±u±artowark_wiiktme_af±ersc620LAhcLaf±er_a_ few rnoh-fh_S, couiri sdy my Rs wi+14 ht, ?rot)iern. RAT ROCK RESTROOM RAINBOW RATTLE 3Lf

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1-8uess_EVERY idreh+ +bilaksAleir_kicLis hai—Bui 1 +6;4 ;+'s s±driihspo_3e±_diiiile ou+ of coh+rol. Mdhhy ?Idyecl soccer +11;s sr;h3) _ahLtlis±_earn___ STUNK. 1,,1.ey heVer 8o-i- d S;h‘ fie 30a1, ahrl +6 o+6er +eans_sc.ored a+ leas+ +eh -ErneS a ,jdrne. I+ cliflh+ INel? -i-lw+ Aleir 30al;e, Tocker_Reryi-ffeh+- Ale w6ole -time si-uffih8 brass ;h_ belly bu++oh. A+ +6 ehd of -1-6. sedsotio_.±6e_7 6dcl_ a +ro?Ily ' cerernohy. 1 +bou31+ ohly +1e kids oh ille WINININIGAe001A 3e+ +roillieitLIA;c1-1 ;s Ilow ;+ worked lack—imbeh_l_TicyeLsocce.r. B0+ 1 3uess samelldreb±swere%,,forriecickithAeiosih3 -±e.dini3ly+letLidcl .flu+ t.IeNrkselves, so +11;s year EVERYONE 30+ a -frnlilly. 36

'1117 were GOOD +roOlies, +oo. 11),ey were 8i3dh+ic dhd plackaLine±d1, ho+ c}led? like +Ile ohes4alhaeLau±AabehlwAsi±fie—Ahri +ro?})y 4dh fucker 1_wanderAjkesekia rneSSecl u? Id+ersabAl life; -4104. BecduSe khow +605e soccer +roillies_ dradv.i_hia dh effect oh ME. E_Very so of-kb DL ±6ihkck6u+ eh+eriV-13 d corrfeS+ d+ scoot bu+ w6h see +ke size of +6 +ro?I‘ies, Ilose ih+eres+. um...1 CNANGED // SIGN UP SEOGRPHY BEE N FOR THE 37

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1+ feels like +hese scary books juStsdrne ou+ of_ NOWI-1ERE. e LIS+ series±6±wdS redly popuhr_d_i_n_s_cool_wd.s Uhcier?dh+s Bdhclas books, INA -1-}pose are yes+erady's hews how. ainditicterpth±sath4i+s book PAHier +.6is week, dhel dh e;J}14,-grader adve him dh d+ornic Weci3ie. ho+ u ehrj up luivih3 hi3h+rndres. wbeh Iread +6ern Bu+ Rowley's eVeh rvioreoLd chkkeh +hdh esause alL±61006 I-1E picked ou+ were from +6 Svhe+kklers JUNIOR series, are supposed_ `to

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