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["BY: STEVE MOORE IN THE BLEACHERS BY: MIKE MARLAND R.F.D. DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015\/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 99","WISHING WELL: JUST FOR FUN! RIDDLE SEARCH: Here is a little game that will give you a message every SANDWICH FIXINGS! day. It\u2019s a numerical puzzle designed to spell out your for- tune. Count the letters in your first name. If the number Look up, down, and diagonally, both forward and back- of letters is 6 or more, subtract 4. If the number is less ward to find every word on the list below. Circle each one than 6, add 3. The result is your key number. Start at the as you find it. When all the words are circled, take the upper left-hand corner and check one of your key num- unused letters and write them on the blanks below. Go bers, left to right. Then read the message the letters under from left to right and top to bottom to find the answer to the checked figures give you. this riddle. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? SPELLBINDER: TEST YOUR SKILLS! APPLES AVOCADO Score 10 points for using all the letters in CHEESE the word to form two complete words: HERBS HOT PEPPERS JETLINER HUMMUS __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ KETCHUP Then score two points each for all words MAYO of four letters or more found among the MUSTARD letters. Try to score at least 50 points. NUTS OLIVES ONIONS SAUERKRAUT SPINACH SQUASH RIDDLE ANSWER: __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __. Answer \u2014 In their launch boxes. Possible twosome \u2014 Jeer, lint. FUN SPOT! COLOUR BY NUMBERS UP AND OVER! Up and over the high bar \u2013 Hooray for this super pole vaulter. Add these colours by number: 1: red; 2: light blue; 3: yellow; 4: light brown; 5: flesh tones; 6: dark blue; 7: dark brown. 100 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD\/AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015","vision teaserBY: HENRY BOLTINOFF Find at least six differences Answer \u2014 If the driver couldn\u2019t hear, how did he know theTAXI RIDE! \u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013 destination?A passenger enters a taxi. The passenger begins to talk, ram- DIFFERENCES: 1. Sign is missing; 2. Paper is missing; 3. Lamppost is missing; 4. Cup stack is lower; 5. Trash basket isbles on. Driver says nothing, missing; 6. Sleeve is shorter. passenger continues to talk, ask question. Driver points to mouth as if unable to reply, points to ears, signalling he can\u2019t hear. Upon reaching destination passenger sees through hoax. What gives the driver away? HAILEY, GRADE 1, ST. EDWARD\u2019S, CBS CAN YOU SOLVE THE MAZE? \u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013 HOME RUN! KNOCK KNOCK! Who\u2019s there? Ezra! Ezra who? Ezra no hope for me! Will or won\u2019t this player reach home plate? Pick a path you think If you would like to show us your drawings, tell us a joke or tongue twister, send your stuff to: she\u2019ll take, and trace it through WRITE: Kids Corner, c\/o \u2018The Newfoundland Herald,\u2019 P.O. Box 2015, St. John\u2019s, NL, A1C 5R7 or e-mail: [email protected] TONGUE TWISTER! THREE SHORT SWORD SHEATHS DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015\/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 101","SCENES OF NL ENTER YOUR PHOTOS: [email protected] ST. JOHN\u2019S, NL Fort Amherst National Historic Site of Canada was designated a national his- toric site of Canada in 1951. The British fortification, completed on this site in 1777, guarded the mouth of St. John\u2019s harbour and was named after colonel William Amherst, who had recaptured St. John\u2019s from the French in 1762. (historicplaces.ca) \u2014 Tanya Northcott Photo NEWFOUNDLANDIA PHOTO QUIZ Corner Brook, NL. \u2014 Lawrence Burns Q. Do you know where this picture was taken? A: Rocky Harbour B. Burlington C: Torbay D. Cow Head Bonavista, NL. \u2014 Jacqueline Hicks \u2014 Brandy Barry Photo Answer: (A) Rocky Harbour 102 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD\/AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015 * The Herald reserves the right to crop, colour correct or republish submitted images.","SCENES OF NL: PHOTO CONTEST Bay Bulls, NL. \u2014 NevilleWebb Turtle Island, NL. \u2014 Kesheen Naidu True Love. \u2014 Rose Noel WIN A NEW CAMERA! Capture the moments that make Newfoundland CHANGE ISLANDS, NL. \u2014 SHELLEY REID and Labrador such an exciting place and you could win a Canon Rebel with 18-55IS DSLR Kit, Lexar LAST WEEK\u2019S PHOTO CONTEST QUALIFIER! 8GB SDHC Memory card and one free DSLR 101: Canon Rebel course from Henry\u2019s School of Imaging. Enter The Scenes of NL Photo Contest for your chance to win! ENTER TO WIN: Send photos, NL locations and your name to: Scenes c\/o The Herald, P.O. Box 2015, St. John\u2019s NL, A1C 5R7 or e-mail: [email protected] DIGITAL VERSION AVAILABLE ONLINE: www.NFLDHERALD.com AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015\/THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD 103","LAST LAUGH @TheNfldHerald H facebook.com\/nfldherald NFLDherald.com QUICK CHUCKLES Why can\u2019t a leopard hide? Because he\u2019s always spotted! Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor! What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers! Did you hear about the injured vegetable? JOKES OF THE WEEK Some say he got beet. A husband read an article to his H H H H NO BAR CODE H H H H wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a SHINGLES, ANYONE? his naked body and asked, man\u2019s 15,000. The wife replied, \u201cThe This guy walks into a \u201cWhat have you got?\u201d \u201cShin- reason has to be because we have to re- gles,\u201d he replied. \u201cWhere?\u201d the peat everything to men ...\u201d doctor\u2019s office and the recep- doctor asked. \u201cIn the back of tionist asked what he had. my truck,\u201d the man replied. The husband then turned to his wife Shingles, he said. She took his \u201cWhere do you want them?\u201d and asked, \u201cWhat?\u201d name, address and MCP, then WIFE VS. HUSBAND told him to take a seat. CHECKED OUT I was checking out A couple drove down a country road 40 minutes later, another for several miles, not saying a word. An receptionist asked what he had. at the local Wal-Mart earlier discussion had led to an argument He said shingles. She took his with just a few items and neither of them wanted to concede info and led him in to the doc- when the lady behind their position. As they passed a barnyard tor\u2019s office. Then another nurse me put her things on of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked him what he had. He the belt close to mine. asked sarcastically, \u201cRelatives of yours?\u201d again said shingles. She asked I placed one of those him to undress and wait for \u2018dividers\u2019 that they \u201cYep,\u201d the wife replied, \u201cin-laws.\u201d the doctor. A few minutes later keep by the cash to separate \u201cINCORRECT\u201d the doctor came in, looked at the items. After the cashier had scanned all of my items, \u201cMy memory is gone Mildred, so I she picked up the \u2018divider,\u2019 changed my password to \u2018incorrect.\u2019 That looking it all over for the bar way, when I log in with the wrong pass- code so she could scan it. \u201cDo word, the computer will tell me\u2026 \u2018Your you know how much this is?\u201d password is incorrect!\u2019\u201d she asked. I said to her \u201cI\u2019ve changed my mind; I don\u2019t think I\u2019ll buy that today.\u201d 104 THE NEWFOUNDLAND HERALD\/AUGUST 2 - 8, 2015","",""]