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early in the it had wait a there is arrgh! morning… better not minute! it’s my be a school something bleurgh! special about birthday! day! today. what is it? minnie opened her birthday presents faster than the artist could capture it… some eight great presents, out of parents. still no ten. flame thrower, though. what?! thanks. i think. what er… have you organised for my party? …we haven’t organised anything.WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: NIGEL PARKINSON i’ll just the last day of term… i’m not no way changing my will i wear have to plan my own my birthday iconic look for you’ll turn oh… party. but i need a party is up in a red and black anything that. anyone! jumper or i’ll eject you but a black theme. straight after school, james. from my party! and red come dressed jumper! as me! me! i’m the theme!

hey, you! who, me?! it’s my birthday! er… happy birthday? spread the word. in... Happy Birthday, Minnie! don’t you yes, last remember what year it got so out of happened at your control that it nearly last birthday resulted in a change of party? government. isn’t quiet! rubi, i need you mean i was thinkingthat the i’ve got a you to invent a something like a of some sort of doorway that people knock-out ray, but same plan. minnie-mizer! walk through to your idea soundsthing? change their clothes so they look like much better! you?

at rubi’s lab… what it scans soon… does this your pattern into the doorway do? so it knows what to change i have an people’s clothes exact copy of you on in to. this flash drive. feels… …fizzy! at inside… huh?!minnie’sparty… come in! what? good to see wait! you! glad you could make it! everything’s urrgh! gone my tummy feels weird. perfectly! something’s wrong! ha-ha! awesome! i think rubi’s scanned all of minnie instead of just her clothes! – ed

wait a minute! no, i’m no, you’re i think you’ll there’s only room minnie the not! i’m minnie find you’re all in beanotown for wrong! i’m minnie minx! the minx! one minx… and the minx! that’s me! rubi, what arrgh! out! hey! it’s my went wrong? all of birthday! how do we fix you! who’s this? rubi?outside… ha-ha! if you go back no! it’s my through the minnie-mizer, it’s birthday! whoa! a de-minnie-mizer! out! out! out! the only what just i had the kid not out there is happened? worst party dennis, so you must ever is what be him! just happened! hey! stop find out later in the comic if minnie’s saying what i’m birthday gets any better! – ed saying!What’s black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill!

i can’t wait player one, CLICK! to play this new ready? CLICK! game i got for CLICK! christmas. 30 seconds later… congratulations. you have saved the planet! SMOKE! well, that’s i’m off out wait a minute. all the games i got for a quick have a turkey sandwich before for christmas run. completed. you go. we have to get groan! we’ve but you already gave us one for through the last they’re tons left over. breakfast. huge! don’t chicken of the turkey today. out.WORDS: DANNY PEARSON ART: WAYNE THOMPSON i don’t know i’ve eaten so so… chicken? how much more much i think i’m i thought it was turning into a i don’t i can take! know where turkey? ha! turkey! you put it FAZOOM! it’s our HIDE! all! secret! i’ll help ZOOM! you, dad. HIDE! HIDE! HIDE! What comes at the end of every year? The letter R!



uh-oh! bananaman’s in trouble! BOMP! do you give up, bananaman? BOMP! have i beaten you yet? BOMP! Ouch! Stop! Ouch! Stop! beaten? i haven’t it’s really i don’t know the got that far in time for you to meaning of the the dictionary head off! word! yet! POW! PRISE! ha-ha! i did a funny! is there how about anything you’re snakes? you must be scared afraid of? of snakes! not really. chiefy says it’s because i’m not very bright.WORDS: NED HARTLEY ART: WAYNE THOMPSON aw, give that aww! it just back! it belongs wants a to doctor gloom and other people hug! are not allowed to hug it!

spiders! look!everyone is he’s trying to scared of write a word, like in charlotte’s spiders! web! what does it say? well! there’s no need to be rude! a clown! now,people are that’sscared of funny! those! SQUIRT! glub! get out so, there’s wait! what isof here, steve! this nothing you’re that?!is why no-one came scared of? nothing to your birthday i can use against nooooooo! party! you?outside minnie the minx’s house… don’t be sad. i’m coming i’m just really too! being a whole house brave and clever locked up is full of minnies! it’s the and wonderful. and the safest scariest thing i’ve ever modest, too. place to be right now! seen in my life! i’m terrified! take me back to prison where it’s nice and safe!Why did the house go to the doctor? Because it had window panes!

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the flat-pack james? you they’re men are coming to build are you bet! to go on this our bookcases. you can listening? wall and… show them where we want them. uh-huh! that wall. and so, the men arrive… which can i make thirteen please! fine! but wall are the one? please! please! minutes please! please! only under bookcases to later… supervision! please! ple… go on? erm… no! that one?! the bookcase look he can take several hours later… what you’ve a little break wait… needs to look while we do done! i think we’ve like this one we’ve the rest! done the wrong just finished. cool! wall! oops! sorry! what?! WHACK!WORDS & ART: LESLIE STANNAGE arrgh! we think this is the best use mumsie arrives… for your bookcases, what missus! happened?! whimper! What box never shuts up? A chatterbox!

seen… what switch seen… seen… are you doing, that thing off. let’s do something roger? as a family. i’m bored! no, wait! they’ve just uploaded a new film called zombie shark versus ninja shark! i’ll get i need i’ll get it! that’s the us a board to play a quick spirit, roger. only dodge to get out they’re in the boring people game to cupboard under play. of this one. get bored. the stairs. you must be bored all the time then! some time what’s close the later… taking that door, will you? you’re letting boy so long? in a chill.WORDS: DANNY PEARSON ART: BARRIE APPLEBY cough, just get how’s cough, a game! we this one cough! will have some for you? family fun! time for achoo! me to make my so… finally! somewhere roger, where move and get peaceful where i can get my teeth into zombie are you? out of here. shark versus ninja shark! arrgh! it’s the zombie shark!

caught come you! downstairs so we can all play a game together. somebody save us! i should we can play i just need have used my this game. it’s called to look something headphones. chess-snakes-snaps up for my homework i need to and ladders. first.roll the dice andsee if dodge 387fb you’re not afraid of will work. losing to me, are you? no. i’m sure i can figure out the rules. it sounds complicated. little does 30 minutes later… he know i just copied and pasted a bunch of rules this isfrom the internet and mixed pretty good a lot of pieces together actually. what’s from all the board it called games we have. again? shall we zombieask your dad if shark versus ninja shark! he wants to it’s awesome! join us? arrgh! these rules don’t make any sense! …i think he’s going to be a while! not now, mum… What clothes do snails wear? Shell suits!

there’s a lot going minnie’s brainy numskull wakes up… hold on in minnie’s head… on! grr! this is rubbish! i’m not asleep! i’m ten! hey it’s my how dare what nothing! no! i’m ten! i’m there, birthday! you! it’s my did you it’s my it’s ten! i’m ten! radar! get me? birthday! mine! guess birthday! i’m ten! what? what did you get me? quit it, you …my fist! i think when it’s your birthday, it’s two! i’ve got your all your numskulls’ birthdays! - ed present right here yeah, in my pocket, well we it’s… got you this! OPEN! for me?WORDS & ART: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE hey, ladies! guess what special day it is! What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs!

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THE WORLD’S WILDEST BOY... AND HIS BEST FRIEND! ha-ha! what’s the i don’t what minnie’s weird feeling like it! it’s can i get party was a when you feel bad making me washout, for someone who want to get that’s gnasher! isn’t you? minnie a free? present. that sounds like empathy. at beanotown zoo… a day come on, with ellis buddy. leg it! always excuse hey! cheers me me! put that up. elephant back! back in the zoo… in dennis’s garage… i guess the elephant if i paint there’s no is back in his cage, minnie, i’ll need elephant red, black and for minnie, but the tiger is missing. orange. then. uh-oh. what if i do a painting instead?WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: NIGEL PARKINSON i’ll paint er… …arrgh! it on this old board.

meanwhile… whoops! huh?! all the paint urrgh! what splatted on did i trip over the wall of this time? minnie’s house! what was that?it sounded like pots of red,black and orange paint being splatted against the side of my house! minnie’s got excellent hearing! that’s amazing, dennis! i love it!suddenly… grr! and thanks, you got dennis! the tiger! me a tiger too? urrgh! no hugging! i wanna go back to the zoo! How do Gnasher’s fleas go on holiday? They go itch-hiking!

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come on, wait here, just look lads! i need some boys. i won’t at all those new shrubs for lovely plants be long. the garden! inside! it’s like a toilet wonderland! i love how you can’t Much searching later… grr! dad thinks we slip past me! where don’t know how to gnee-hee! have they slip out of our no dogs gone? allowed! collars! run! aha! come on, gotcha! let’s get out time to of here! scarper! uh-oh! too much whoa! pollen! a-a…WORDS: JESS BRADLEY ART: BARRIE APPLEBY good boys! come on, let’s get you both a big juicy bone for being so well behaved! ooh, that’s gotta hurt! gnee-hee! How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

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there it is, come on! so… i feel gang! injury hill! let’s get up like we’ve it’s perfect for a bit there and get puff! pant! been climbing this hill is bigger forever! how of sledging! sledging! than i thought! far have we this is gone? going to be epic! erm… the snow’s we need snow shoes about thirty too deep! it’s to help us walk on centimetres! slowing us the snow! down! i’m way you’re ahead of you, telling danny! i’ve already made some! me! what?! trouble is, gah! we haven’t got any snow no, i mean we they fall apart when you that’s not shoes! we need another should get some move and they make your what i meant, huskies! they’re great plan! at pulling sledges feet really cold! smiffy! huskies! across snow! chuckle! where? we don’t he has snow have any huskies, butWORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: DAVID SUTHERLAND we do have the bash idea! street pups! so… arrgh! now we’ve all got a waah! what are sled dog! you doing, you daft yikes! dogs? this might actually work, now you’re you know! talking! hmph! let’s i’m not split! having this!

hee-hee! much puff…their toboggans are chasing later… pant! we finally got tobo-gone! them back! yeah, but come back here with our we’re still sledges! no closer to bad the top of dogs! the hill!finally… and it as the leader the most it only took of the gang, handsome goes should w-we i should go be ladies did it! five hours! first. first! first! puff! gasp! no wheeze! i’m going arrgh!way! i’m first, so no! i’m gerroff! first! first! i don’t think so! i’m first! uh-oh! kid-alanche! i think er, guys… i’m done with who’s going to get our sledges sledging! back from the ooh. top?! pain! oof! yeah, i’m going great! now we’re back at home! the bottom of the hill! What tree is the hairiest? A fur tree! lol! a fur tree would be pretty hairy!

Rubi gets back well, i’ll invent it needs from Minnie’s that was a cute little a 3D scanner… room tidying birthday weird! …self-charging… party… robot! time to invent something totally not minnie-related! …and it …and ha-ha-ha! uh-oh. needs this that and my creation is i don’t think and that… the minnie-mizer this. complete! has fully worn off yet.WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: EMILY McGORMAN-BRUCE i should CRASH! dismantle it …it before… goes on a rampage! CLANKC! LANKC! LANK! i think now i need to invent… …somewhere to hide! i wonder where the minnie-bot has gone? - ed What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer!

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the party didn’t th-th-that lady i’ll eat go quite to plan, but it’s tiger h-h-has to go tiddlepops? you all in but she’s just been a mostly good b-b-back to the your birthday. z-z-zoo! a kitten! sleep! you ruin it’s my… MINNIE THE MINX, we can’t everything, YOU ARE DESIGNATED have a tiger in the house mum! OLD TECHNOLOGY. because… tiger! I AM THE NEW MINNIE! MINNIE 2.0! no way! YOU ARE oh yeah?! outside… i’m the OBSOLETE! get it, lady yum!original and TIME FOR tiddlepops! still the YOU TO BE best! RECYCLED! lady tiddlepops?!WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: NIGEL PARKINSON i guess it’s just you and me, bucko! RECYCLE MODE ENGAGED! hey!

I AM YOUR er… okay. not so she’sDAUGHTER fast, you found the super NOW! metal soaker we minx! threw out! HEL ! get through the de-minnie-mizer, you! I AM NOT WATER ROOF! HUH ! ha-ha! it looks like if you put a minnie-bot through the de-minnie-mizer you get a toaster!MUM! DAD! HEL we’ve only I AM A ME! I AM YOUR got one daughter, WHAT !DAUGHTER BOT! thankfully! aww… a happy ending for everyone! merry my birthday, readers! can we keep her? our toaster only does one side. What’s the scariest insect in the world? A zom-bee!

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ake me a mena ce! Hi! I’mm Joseph, but WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: HUNT EMERSON you guys can call me… You can be a Menace too! Email YOUR MENACE NAME to: [email protected]! Joseph’s mum is trying to wake up… Every now and again, Joseph explodes into laughter… Yawn! I’m …this ...ARRGH! Sorry, Mum. Minnie did tired… coffee I’m this really funny thing! should… awake now! 20 minutes later, Joseph’s explosive laughter I’ll have to find Silently, Cat Malone enters Lord gets him thrown out of the library… somewhere else Big Bucks’s private office. The to read. slightest noise could set off the… Sorry. Later… I’m here in the Congo. Dennis This is a rare sighting What?! did this of a silverback gorilla. hilarious An incredibly strong and thing! dangerous animal. I’ve got to keep really quiet. The slightest… Grr! You’re not laughing NOW, are you?! DON’T FORGET! Send us a brilliant photo of yourself with your Menace Name!