99 Truyện Cười Thiếu Nhi

["K\u00ed \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: John, em cho bi\u1ebft Tuy\u00ean ng\u00f4n \u0111\u1ed9c l\u1eadp c\u1ee7a n\u01b0\u1edbc M\u1ef9 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c k\u00ed \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u? John: \u1edf cu\u1ed1i v\u0103n ki\u1ec7n, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y.","Gi\u1edd t\u1ef1 h\u1ecdc Ba c\u1ee7a Ni Na r\u1ea5t quan t\u00e2m \u0111\u1ebfn t\u00ecnh h\u00ecnh h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp c\u1ee7a Ni Na c\u0169ng nh\u01b0 t\u00ecnh h\u00ecnh c\u1ee7a l\u1edbp Ni Na. \u0110\u1ec3 hi\u1ec3u r\u00f5 h\u01a1n v\u1ec1 m\u00f4i tr\u01b0\u1eddng h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp c\u1ee7a con g\u00e1i \u00f4ng h\u1ecfi: \\\"Gi\u1edd t\u1ef1 h\u1ecdc \u1edf l\u1edbp con th\u01b0\u1eddng c\u00f3 bao nhi\u00eau ng\u01b0\u1eddi\\\" \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 c\u00f3 c\u1ea3 c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o l\u00e0 36 ng\u01b0\u1eddi. \\\"V\u1eady n\u1ebfu c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o kh\u00f4ng \u1edf trong l\u1edbp th\u00ec c\u00f2n 35 ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00fang kh\u00f4ng\\\". \\\"Kh\u00f4ng, n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 trong l\u1edbp th\u00ec gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc ch\u1eb3ng c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh n\u00e0o c\u1ea3\\\".","\u0110\u1ed5i v\u1ecb tr\u00ed Piter th\u01b0\u1eddng xuy\u00ean l\u01a1 \u0111\u00e3ng trong gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc. Trong khi th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o \u0111ang say s\u01b0a gi\u1ea3ng b\u00e0i, th\u00ec Piter ch\u0103m ch\u0103m nh\u00ecn ra ph\u00eda s\u00e2n b\u00f3ng r\u1ed5. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00ea b\u00ecnh: \\\"Piter sao em l\u01a1 \u0111\u00e3ng v\u1eady, th\u00e2n trong l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc h\u1ed3n ngo\u00e0i s\u00e2n b\u00f3ng?\\\". Piter: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 \u0111\u1ed5i v\u1ecb tr\u00ed kh\u00f4ng \u1ea1. H\u00e3y \u0111\u1ec3 th\u00e2n em ngo\u00e0i s\u00e2n b\u00f3ng, h\u1ed3n trong l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc\\\".","Gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch \u0111\u1ecbnh ngh\u0129a Sinh vi\u00ean h\u1ecfi chuy\u00ean gia kinh t\u1ebf v\u1ec1 \u0111\u1ecbnh ngh\u0129a c\u1ee7a \\\"suy tho\u00e1i ti\u00eau \u0111i\u1ec1u, kh\u1ee7ng ho\u1ea3ng\\\". Chuy\u00ean gia: \\\"L\u00fac suy tho\u00e1i l\u00e0 l\u00fac ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta ph\u1ea3i th\u1eaft ch\u1eb7t th\u1eaft l\u01b0ng l\u1ea1i, ti\u00eau \u0111i\u1ec1u l\u00e0 l\u00fac ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta kh\u00f3 m\u00e0 mua \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c th\u1eaft l\u01b0ng \u0111\u1ec3 th\u1eaft, l\u00fac ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta \u0111\u1ebfn qu\u1ea7n c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng mua n\u1ed5i m\u00e0 m\u1eb7c ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 l\u00fac kh\u1ee7ng ho\u1ea3ng b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u?\\\".","N\u00ean l\u00e0m g\u00ec tr\u01b0\u1edbc C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: \\\"C\u00e1c em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 cho c\u00f4 bi\u1ebft ta n\u00ean l\u00e0m g\u00ec tr\u01b0\u1edbc khi ch\u1ecbu s\u1ef1 tr\u1eebng ph\u1ea1t c\u1ee7a th\u01b0\u1ee3ng \u0111\u1ebf\\\". H\u1ecdc tr\u00f2 (nghi\u00eam t\u00fac tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi): Ch\u00fang ta tr\u01b0\u1edbc ti\u00ean n\u00ean g\u00e2y ra t\u1ed9i.","L\u1eddi n\u00f3i th\u1eadt M\u00e3 L\u00e2m tuy \u0111\u00e3 h\u1ecdc l\u1edbp m\u1ed9t nh\u01b0ng r\u1ea5t ngh\u1ecbch ng\u1ee3m, m\u1ed7i khi \u0111\u1ebfn l\u1edbp trong gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc \u0111\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng nghe l\u1eddi th\u1ea7y gi\u1ea3ng M\u00e3 L\u00e2m c\u1ea3m th\u1ea5y hoa th\u01a1m c\u1ecf bi\u1ebfc b\u00ean ngo\u00e0i c\u00f2n quy\u1ebfn r\u0169 h\u01a1n l\u1eddi c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y. C\u00f3 l\u1ea7n th\u1ea7y h\u1ecfi c\u1ea3 l\u1edbp: \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 t\u00f4i b\u1ecb k\u1ebb x\u1ea5u gi\u1ebft ch\u1ebft th\u00ec c\u00e1c em s\u1ebd l\u00e0m th\u1ebf n\u00e0o. C\u1ee9 n\u00f3i th\u1eadt \u0111i\\\". C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp im l\u1eb7ng. M\u00e3 L\u00e2m \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady h\u1ed3 h\u1edfi n\u00f3i: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y nh\u01b0 v\u1eady ch\u00fang em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 \u0111i ch\u01a1i tho\u1ea3i m\u00e1i m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i h\u1ecdc n\u1eefa\\\".","L\u1eddi n\u00f3i c\u1eeda mi\u1ec7ng Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: - Nam, l\u1edbp ch\u00fang ta c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t s\u1ed1 h\u1ecdc sinh th\u01b0\u1eddng hay n\u00f3i c\u00e2u g\u00ec em bi\u1ebft kh\u00f4ng? Nam: - Em kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: - N\u00f3i r\u1ea5t \u0111\u00fang.","Tu\u1ed5i th\u1ecd c\u1ee7a chu\u1ed9t Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: - Quang, em c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft chu\u1ed9t s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c bao l\u00e2u kh\u00f4ng? Quang: - \u0110i\u1ec1u n\u00e0y r\u1ea5t \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n, ph\u1ea3i c\u00f2n xem con m\u00e8o n\u00f3 ngh\u0129 g\u00ec \u0111\u00e3.","T\u00f4n tr\u1ecdng Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"B\u00f2 \u0111\u1ef1c v\u00e0 b\u00f2 c\u00e1i c\u00f9ng \u0111ang \u1edf tr\u00ean \u0111\u1ed3ng c\u1ecf\\\" c\u00e2u n\u00e0y \u0111\u00fang hay sai? \u0110\u1ea1i \u0111a s\u1ed1 m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u n\u00f3i: Ho\u00e0n to\u00e0n ch\u00ednh x\u00e1c. Ch\u1ec9 m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh nam n\u00f3i: Kh\u00f4ng, kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u00fang, ph\u1ea3i n\u00f3i \\\"b\u00f2 c\u00e1i v\u00e0 b\u00f2 \u0111\u1ef1c c\u00f9ng \u0111ang \u1edf tr\u00ean \u0111\u1ed3ng c\u1ecf\\\". N\u1ebfu kh\u00f4ng n\u00f3i th\u1ebf l\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng t\u00f4n tr\u1ecdng ph\u00e1i n\u1eef.","C\u00e1 m\u1eb9 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o m\u1ef9 thu\u1eadt v\u1ebd m\u1eabu m\u1ed9t ch\u00fa c\u00e1 l\u00ean b\u1ea3ng r\u1ed3i b\u1ea3o h\u1ecdc sinh v\u1ebd l\u1ea1i. Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u1ee9c kh\u00f4ng v\u1ebd l\u00e0m th\u1ea7y t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn n\u00f3i: \\\"Cho em 1 tu\u1ea7n ph\u1ea3i v\u1ebd cho t\u00f4i 100 con c\u00e1 gi\u1ed1ng nh\u01b0 tr\u00ean b\u1ea3ng\\\". \u0110\u1ebfn cu\u1ed1i tu\u1ea7n th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o b\u1eaft Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u1ee9c n\u1ed9p b\u00e0i ph\u1ea1t, nh\u00ecn v\u00e0o b\u00e0i ph\u1ea1t th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: \\\"T\u1ea1i sao ch\u1ec9 v\u1ebd m\u1ed9t con th\u1ebf n\u00e0y\\\" Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u1ee9c \u0111\u00e1p: \\\"B\u1ee9c v\u1ebd c\u1ee7a em v\u1ebd con c\u00e1 m\u1eb9, n\u00f3 \u0111ang mang thai 99 con c\u00e1 con n\u1eefa\\\".","Vi\u1ebft ti\u1ec3u thuy\u1ebft Ti\u1ec3u L\u1ee3i tr\u1ed1n h\u1ecdc v\u00e0 \u0111\u00e3 b\u1ecba ra m\u1ed9t l\u00fd do h\u1ebft s\u1ee9c ly k\u00ec v\u00e0 thuy\u1ebft ph\u1ee5c. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i: \\\"T\u00f4i r\u1ea5t kh\u00f3 tin \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c l\u00fd do c\u1ee7a em nh\u01b0ng em \u0111\u00e3 n\u00f3i r\u1ea5t hay. L\u1ea7n sau khi m\u00e0 t\u00f4i vi\u1ebft ti\u1ec3u thuy\u1ebft nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh s\u1ebd m\u1eddi em l\u00e0m c\u1ed1 v\u1ea5n kinh nghi\u1ec7m\\\".","G\u1eb7p Gi\u00easu M\u1ed9t th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt tr\u00ean gi\u1ea3ng \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng. L\u00fac t\u1ec9nh d\u1eady b\u00e8n n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"T\u00f4i v\u1eeba n\u1eb1m m\u01a1, trong gi\u1ea5c m\u01a1 t\u00f4i \u0111\u00e3 g\u1eb7p Gi\u00easu\\\" Ng\u00e0y h\u00f4m sau h\u1ecdc sinh c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt tr\u00ean gi\u1ea3ng \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng. Th\u1ea7y cu\u1ed9n s\u00e1ch l\u1ea1i g\u00f5 g\u00f5 v\u00e0o b\u00e0n \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c c\u1eadu h\u1ecdc sinh d\u1eady h\u1ecfi: \\\"T\u1ea1i sao em l\u1ea1i ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt trong gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc?\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Em c\u0169ng \u0111i g\u1eb7p Gi\u00easu\\\" Th\u1ea7y: \\\"V\u1eady Gi\u00easu n\u00f3i g\u00ec v\u1edbi em?\\\" H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ea3o v\u1edbi em h\u00f4m qua kh\u00f4ng g\u1eb7p th\u1ea7y\\\".","Ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt tr\u00ean l\u1edbp Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Trong gi\u1edd c\u1ee7a t\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 c\u00f3 h\u1ecdc sinh ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt. Jack (n\u00f3i nh\u1ecf): \\\"M\u00ecnh c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 ng\u1ee7 n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 th\u1ea7y kh\u00f4ng l\u00e0m \u1ed3n \u0111\u1ebfn nh\u01b0 v\u1eady\\\".","L\u1ed9 t\u1ea9y C\u00f2n \u00edt ng\u00e0y n\u1eefa \u0111\u1ebfn k\u1ef3 ngh\u1ec9 h\u00e8. Tomat mu\u1ed1n ngh\u1ec9 h\u00e8 tr\u01b0\u1edbc li\u1ec1n gi\u1ea3 gi\u1ecdng b\u1ed1 g\u1ecdi \u0111i\u1ec7n \u0111\u1ebfn cho th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Xin l\u1ed7i th\u1ea7y, Tomat nh\u00e0 t\u00f4i b\u1ecb \u1ed1m. Th\u1ea7y c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 cho ch\u00e1u n\u00f3 ngh\u1ec9 kho\u1ea3ng 3,4 ng\u00e0y \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c kh\u00f4ng?\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"T\u00f4i r\u1ea5t bu\u1ed3n khi nghe tin n\u00e0y, nh\u01b0ng t\u00f4i \u0111ang n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n v\u1edbi ai \u0111\u1ea5y \u1ea1\\\". Tomat: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y l\u00e0 ba c\u1ee7a em\\\".","B\u00f3p m\u00e9o s\u1ef1 th\u1eadt Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i v\u1edbi m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh v\u1eeba t\u1ec9nh ng\u1ee7. \\\"T\u00f4i th\u00ec c\u1ed1 \u00fd gi\u1ea3ng b\u00e0i c\u00f2n em th\u00ec c\u1ed1 \u00fd ng\u1ee7 l\u00e0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Em c\u00f3 \u00fd ng\u1ee7 c\u00f2n th\u1ea7y th\u00ec c\u1ed1 \u00fd l\u00e0m \u1ed3n l\u00e0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o\\\".","Ti\u1ebft ki\u1ec7m Th\u1ea7y: Trong l\u1ecbch s\u1eed nh\u00e2n lo\u1ea1i, \u0111i\u1ec1u \u01b0u \u0111i\u1ec3m nh\u1ea5t khi con ng\u01b0\u1eddi t\u1eeb \u0111i b\u1eb1ng 4 ch\u00e2n sang \u0111i b\u1eb1ng hai ch\u00e2n l\u00e0 g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc tr\u00f2: L\u00e0 c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 ti\u1ebft ki\u1ec7m \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c m\u1ed9t \u0111\u00f4i gi\u00e0y.","V\u00ec Th\u1ea7y: V\u00ec sao c\u1ed5 h\u01b0\u01a1u cao c\u1ed5 l\u1ea1i d\u00e0i th\u1ebf? Tr\u00f2: V\u00ec \u0111\u1ea7u n\u00f3 c\u00e1ch th\u00e2n qu\u00e1 xa. Th\u1ea7y: V\u00ec sao ng\u01b0\u1eddi cao th\u00edch h\u1ee3p l\u00e0m nh\u00e2n vi\u00ean th\u1eddi ti\u1ebft h\u01a1n ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00f9n. Tr\u00f2: V\u00ec l\u00fac m\u01b0a ng\u01b0\u1eddi cao s\u1ebd ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra tr\u01b0\u1edbc. Th\u1ea7y: V\u1eady c\u00e1i g\u00ec ch\u1ec9 t\u0103ng l\u00ean m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng m\u1ea5t \u0111i. Tr\u00f2: Tu\u1ed5i t\u00e1c.","Ph\u00e9p nh\u00e2n ng\u01b0\u1ee3c C\u00f3 m\u1ed9t quan s\u00e1t vi\u00ean c\u1ee7a B\u1ed9 gi\u00e1o d\u1ee5c \u0111\u1ebfn th\u1ecb s\u00e1t t\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t tr\u01b0\u1eddng ti\u1ec3u h\u1ecdc. V\u00e0o m\u1ed9t l\u1edbp \u00f4ng h\u1ecfi m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh ng\u1ed3i b\u00e0n \u0111\u1ea7u: \\\"9 nh\u00e2n 6 b\u1eb1ng bao nhi\u00eau\\\"? H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u00f3 v\u1ed9i \u0111\u00e1p: 54. Ng\u00e0i quan s\u00e1t vi\u00ean g\u1eadt \u0111\u1ea7u h\u00e0i l\u00f2ng khen: \\\"T\u1ed1t, m\u1edbi nh\u1ecf nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0y \u0111\u00e3 bi\u1ebft l\u00e0m t\u00ednh nh\u00e2n. \\\"V\u1eady 6 x 9 b\u1eb1ng bao nhi\u00eau?\\\" H\u1ecdc sinh: 45.","Do th\u1ea7y d\u1ea1y Trong gi\u1edd to\u00e1n th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: \\\"N\u0103m nay em l\u00ean m\u1ea5y?\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"15 tu\u1ed5i?\\\" - \\\"H\u1ea3 15 tu\u1ed5i\\\" \\\"n\u0103m ngo\u00e1i em m\u1edbi l\u00ean 7 c\u01a1 m\u00e0\\\". - \\\"V\u00e2ng! Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y n\u0103m ngo\u00e1i em l\u00ean 7 tu\u1ed5i, n\u0103m nay 8 tu\u1ed5i. 7 + 8 = 15 l\u00e0 g\u00ec. Kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i th\u1ea7y \u0111\u00e3 d\u1ea1y \u0111\u00f3 sao?\\\".","G\u1ecdi t\u00ean l\u00e0 g\u00ec Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o \u0111ang gi\u1ea3ng b\u00e0i: \\\"V\u00e0o th\u1eddi nguy\u00ean thu\u1ef7 con ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta quy\u1ebft kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u1ec3 l\u1ed9 t\u00ean m\u00ecnh cho ng\u01b0\u1eddi ngo\u00e0i bi\u1ebft. V\u00ec s\u1ee3 s\u1ebd b\u1ecb nguy\u1ec1n r\u1ee7a v\u00e0 tr\u00f9 y\u1ec3m. H\u1ecd kh\u00f4ng t\u1eeb ch\u1ed1i th\u1eb3ng th\u1eebng nh\u01b0ng s\u1ebd n\u00e9 tr\u00e1nh c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi c\u1ee7a b\u1ea1n\\\". V\u1eeba gi\u1ea3ng \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111\u00f3 th\u00ec b\u1ed7ng nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh \u0111ang v\u00f9i \u0111\u1ea7u xem b\u00e1o th\u1ea7y b\u00e8n h\u1ecfi: \\\"C\u1eadu ng\u1ed3i b\u00e0n cu\u1ed1i kia t\u00ean l\u00e0 g\u00ec?\\\" H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u00f3 gi\u1eadt m\u00ecnh ng\u1ea9ng \u0111\u1ea7u n\u00f3i: \\\"Ai c\u01a1, th\u1ea7y n\u00f3i em \u01b0?\\\" Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i ti\u1ebfp v\u1edbi c\u00e1c h\u1ecdc sinh kh\u00e1c: \\\"\u0110\u1ea5y t\u00f4i n\u00f3i c\u00f3 sai \u0111\u00e2u\\\".","D\u1ef1 b\u00e1o khoa h\u1ecdc Trong gi\u1edd gi\u1ea3ng th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi Tom: \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 tai tr\u00e1i th\u00ec s\u1ebd nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o?\\\" Tom: \\\"Th\u00ec s\u1ebd kh\u00f4ng nghe \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u00e2m thanh t\u1eeb b\u00ean tr\u00e1i\\\". \\\"Th\u1ebf nh\u01b0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta thi\u1ebfu c\u1ea3 tai ph\u1ea3i n\u1eefa\\\". Tom: Nh\u01b0 v\u1eady th\u00ec ch\u1eb3ng nghe th\u1ea5y g\u00ec m\u00e0 c\u0169ng ch\u1eb3ng nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y g\u00ec c\u1ea3. Th\u1ea7y: \u1ed2, t\u1ea1i sao v\u1eady? Tom: Th\u1ea7y xem, n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 c\u1ea3 hai tai \u0111\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 th\u00ec m\u0169 \u0111\u1ed9i tr\u00ean \u0111\u1ea7u s\u1ebd s\u1ee5p xu\u1ed1ng che l\u1ea5y m\u1eaft, khi \u1ea5y nh\u00ecn th\u1ebf n\u00e0o \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c.","Hai m\u1eb7t ch\u00ednh ph\u1ea3n Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng: \\\"Tr\u01b0\u1edbc khi \u0111\u01b0a ra ph\u00e1n \u0111o\u00e1n nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i nghe \u00fd ki\u1ebfn 2 m\u1eb7t kh\u00e1c nhau v\u1ec1 c\u00f9ng m\u1ed9t v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1. Ai c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 l\u1ea5y cho th\u1ea7y m\u1ed9t v\u00ed d\u1ee5\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"L\u00fac ch\u1ecdn \u0111\u0129a h\u00e1t \u1ea1\\\".","\u0110em hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi n\u1eb7ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ea9y xu\u1ed1ng Trong m\u1ed9t h\u1ed9i vui h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp c\u00f3 th\u01b0\u1edfng c\u00f3 c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi sau: \\\"C\u00f3 5 ng\u01b0\u1eddi tr\u00ean m\u1ed9t kinh kh\u00ed c\u1ea7u \u0111\u1ec1u c\u00f3 tr\u00ecnh \u0111\u1ed9 h\u1ecdc th\u1ee9c r\u1ea5t cao. M\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 v\u0103n, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 ho\u00e1 h\u1ecdc, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 v\u1eadt l\u00fd, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 y h\u1ecdc v\u00e0 m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 thi\u00ean v\u0103n h\u1ecdc. Kh\u00ed c\u1ea7u \u0111ang bay \u0111\u1ed9t nhi\u00ean g\u1eb7p gi\u00f3 l\u1edbn b\u1eaft bu\u1ed9c ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ea9y hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi ra kh\u1ecfi kh\u00ed c\u1ea7u, nh\u01b0 v\u1eady m\u1edbi b\u1ea3o \u0111\u1ea3m cho an to\u00e0n nh\u1eefng ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i tr\u00ean kh\u00ed c\u1ea7u. C\u00e2u h\u1ecfi \u0111\u1eb7t ra l\u00e0. Ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ea9y hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi n\u00e0o xu\u1ed1ng\\\". M\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi suy ngh\u0129 r\u1ea5t l\u00e2u, b\u00e0n b\u1ea1c c\u00e2n \u0111ong, \u0111o \u0111\u1ebfm s\u1ef1 quan tr\u1ecdng c\u1ee7a t\u1eebng ng\u01b0\u1eddi tr\u00ean kh\u00ed c\u1ea7u r\u1ed3i \u0111\u01b0a ra c\u00e2u tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh. Ph\u1ea7n th\u01b0\u1edfng thu\u1ed9c v\u1ec1 m\u1ed9t sinh vi\u00ean n\u0103m th\u1ee9 3, \u0111\u00e1p \u00e1n c\u1ee7a anh ta l\u00e0: \\\"\u0110\u1ea9y hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi n\u1eb7ng nh\u1ea5t xu\u1ed1ng\\\".","C\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Ti\u1ec3u Kh\u1eafc, h\u00f4m qua em ch\u00e9p b\u00e0i c\u1ee7a Ti\u1ec3u M\u1ea1c \u0111\u00fang kh\u00f4ng? Ti\u1ec3u Kh\u1eafc: (ng\u1eadp ng\u1eebng): D\u1ea1... d\u1ea1... nh\u01b0ng sao th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft \u1ea1? Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00e2u s\u1ed1 10 Ti\u1ec3u M\u1ea1c vi\u1ebft: em kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft, v\u1eady m\u00e0 b\u00e0i c\u1ee7a em c\u00e2u 10 c\u0169ng vi\u1ebft: em c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft.","Nh\u00e0 tr\u1ebb qu\u00ed t\u1ed9c Ti\u1ec3u L\u1ee3i \u0111\u1ebfn tu\u1ed5i \u0111i m\u1eabu gi\u00e1o, \u0111\u1ebfn d\u1ef1 tuy\u1ec3n t\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t tr\u01b0\u1eddng m\u1eabu gi\u00e1o qu\u00ed t\u1ed9c. L\u00fac ph\u1ecfng v\u1ea5n c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o \u0111\u01b0a ra t\u1edd 10 t\u1ec7 v\u00e0 h\u1ecfi: \\\"\u0110\u00e2y l\u00e0 c\u00e1i g\u00ec?\\\". Ti\u1ec3u L\u1ee3i: \\\"\u0110\u00e2y l\u00e0 t\u1edd b\u1ea1c l\u1ebb m\u00e0 m\u1eb9 em th\u01b0\u1eddng cho \u0103n m\u00e0y\\\". C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: \\\"T\u1ed1t, em \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c nh\u1eadn v\u00e0o h\u1ecdc\\\".","Trong tay c\u00f3 r\u00ecu! Trong gi\u1edd \u0111\u1ea1o \u0111\u1ee9c, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng: \\\"L\u00fac c\u00f2n nh\u1ecf Washington \u0111\u00e3 ch\u1eb7t \u0111\u1ed5 m\u1ed9t c\u00e2y anh \u0111\u00e0o \u1edf trong v\u01b0\u1eddn. Nh\u01b0ng do \u00f4ng \u0111\u00e3 d\u0169ng c\u1ea3m th\u1eeba nh\u1eadn l\u1ed7i l\u1ea7m c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh n\u00ean \u0111\u00e3 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ba c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh tha th\u1ee9\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o l\u1ea1i h\u1ecfi: \\\"V\u00ec sao Washington ph\u1ea1m sai l\u1ea7m m\u00e0 l\u1ea1i kh\u00f4ng b\u1ecb tr\u1eebng ph\u1ea1t? Ai n\u00f3i cho th\u1ea7y r\u00f5 n\u00e0o?\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady n\u00f3i: \\\"R\u1ea5t \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n v\u00ec trong tay \u00f4ng ta l\u00fac \u0111\u00f3 \u0111ang c\u1ea7m c\u00e1i r\u00ecu\\\".","\u0110\u1ec1u l\u00e0 c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi Do ch\u1ea5t l\u01b0\u1ee3ng m\u00e1y in c\u1ee7a tr\u01b0\u1eddng t\u1ed3i n\u00ean \u0111\u1ec1 thi in kh\u00f4ng r\u00f5. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o b\u00e8n \u0111\u1ebfn t\u1eebng ph\u00f2ng thi h\u1ecfi: \\\"\u0110\u1ec1 thi c\u1ee7a c\u00e1c em c\u00f3 \\\"v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1\\\" g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng?\\\" M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh b\u1ecb b\u00e0i thi l\u00e0m cho m\u1ee5 m\u1eabm \u0111\u1ee9ng l\u00ean nghi ho\u1eb7c h\u1ecfi: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, \u0111\u1ec1 thi kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i to\u00e0n l\u00e0 \\\"c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi\\\" \u01b0? (\\\"V\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1\\\" trong ti\u1ebfng Trung c\u0169ng c\u00f3 ngh\u0129a l\u00e0 \\\"c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi\\\").","Th\u01b0\u1ee3ng \u0111\u1ebf m\u1edbi bi\u1ebft Tom kh\u00f4ng l\u00e0m \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c b\u00e0i ki\u1ec3m tra b\u00e8n vi\u1ebft v\u00e0o b\u00e0i: \\\"Th\u01b0\u1ee3ng \u0111\u1ebf m\u1edbi bi\u1ebft, em kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft. Ch\u00fac th\u1ea7y Gi\u00e1ng sinh vui v\u1ebb\\\". M\u1ea5y ng\u00e0y sau Tom nh\u1eadn l\u1ea1i b\u00e0i v\u1edbi l\u1eddi ph\u00ea: \\\"Th\u01b0\u1ee3ng \u0111\u1ebf 10 \u0111i\u1ec3m, tr\u00f2 0 \u0111i\u1ec3m. Ch\u00fac em mau ch\u00f3ng ti\u1ebfn b\u1ed9\\\".","S\u1ed1 \u0111i\u1ec7n tho\u1ea1i C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: C\u00e1c em cho c\u00f4 bi\u1ebft trong s\u00e1ch vi\u1ebft Ca \u0110\u1ee9c (1749-1832) th\u1ebf l\u00e0 c\u00f3 \u00fd g\u00ec? Tom gi\u01a1 tay: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, em bi\u1ebft, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 s\u1ed1 \u0111i\u1ec7n tho\u1ea1i c\u1ee7a \u00f4ng \u1ea5y.","Con c\u1ee7a anh Trong gi\u1edd ng\u1eef v\u0103n th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o y\u00eau c\u1ea7u: Em h\u00e3y chuy\u1ec3n c\u00e2u \\\"Anh c\u1ee7a t\u00f4i \u0111i h\u1ecdc\\\" sang th\u1eddi t\u01b0\u01a1ng lai. Tomson vi\u1ebft: Con c\u1ee7a anh trai t\u00f4i \u0111i h\u1ecdc.","T\u00ecm \u0111\u00e1p \u00e1n Piter: Sao trong gi\u1edd ki\u1ec3m tra l\u1ecbch s\u1eed, c\u1eadu c\u1ee9 ch\u0103m ch\u00fa nh\u00ecn v\u00e0o m\u1eaft th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1m th\u1ecb th\u1ebf. Thom: V\u00ec m\u00ecnh c\u00f2n m\u1ed9t c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi n\u1eefa ch\u01b0a tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. Piter: Nh\u01b0ng trong m\u1eaft th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1m th\u1ecb c\u0169ng ch\u1eb3ng c\u00f3 c\u00e2u tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi. Thom: Ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n th\u1ea7y nh\u00ecn ra c\u1eeda s\u1ed5 l\u00e0 m\u00ecnh c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 t\u00ecm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u0111\u00e1p \u00e1n.","Kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ed3ng \u0111\u1ed9i Di\u1ec7u C\u00e1ch l\u00e0 v\u1eadn \u0111\u1ed9ng vi\u00ean ch\u1ee7 l\u1ef1c c\u1ee7a \u0111\u1ed9i b\u00f3ng r\u1ed5 c\u1ee7a tr\u01b0\u1eddng. Nh\u01b0ng th\u00e0nh t\u00edch h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp c\u1ee7a Di\u1ec7u C\u00e1ch lu\u00f4n lu\u00f4n kh\u00f4ng t\u1ed1t. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Di\u1ec7u C\u00e1ch, em ch\u01a1i b\u00f3ng gi\u1ecfi th\u1ebf, t\u1ea1i sao khi ki\u1ec3m tra c\u00e1c m\u00f4n kh\u00e1c l\u1ea1i to\u00e0n tr\u01b0\u1ee3t? Di\u1ec7u C\u00e1ch: L\u00fac ch\u01a1i b\u00f3ng c\u00f2n c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ed3ng \u0111\u1ed9i ph\u1ed1i h\u1ee3p nh\u01b0ng trong l\u00fac l\u00e0m b\u00e0i ki\u1ec3m tra kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 ai ph\u1ed1i h\u1ee3p c\u1ea3.","Ki\u1ec3m tra l\u1ecbch s\u1eed Trong gi\u1edd thi v\u1ea5n \u0111\u00e1p m\u00f4n l\u1ecbch s\u1eed th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi ba c\u00e2u li\u1ec1n m\u00e0 h\u1ecdc sinh kh\u00f4ng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. \u0110\u1ec3 gi\u00fap c\u1eadu h\u1ecdc sinh c\u00f3 c\u01a1 h\u1ed9i qua m\u00f4n l\u1ecbch s\u1eed th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi c\u00e2u cu\u1ed1i c\u00f9ng. \\\"Ai \u0111\u00e3 ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9?\\\" \\\"...\\\" Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o th\u1ea5y c\u1eadu h\u1ecdc sinh kh\u00f4ng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn h\u00e9t l\u00ean: \\\"J.C\u00f4l\u00f4mb\u00f4\\\". C\u1eadu h\u1ecdc sinh li\u1ec1n \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady b\u01b0\u1edbc ra ngo\u00e0i. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o v\u00f4 c\u00f9ng kinh ng\u1ea1c g\u1ecdi: \\\"N\u00e0y, ai cho ph\u00e9p anh \u0111i ra\\\". \\\"Xin l\u1ed7i th\u1ea7y, em t\u01b0\u1edfng th\u1ea7y g\u1ecdi h\u1ecdc sinh kh\u00e1c v\u00e0o\\\".","Th\u1ef1c \u0111\u01a1n b\u1eefa t\u1ed1i M\u1ed9t sinh vi\u00ean h\u1ed9c t\u1ed1c ch\u1ea1y xu\u1ed1ng nh\u00e0 b\u1ebfp h\u1ecfi: T\u1ed1i nay c\u00f3 m\u00f3n g\u00ec ngon kh\u00f4ng \u1ea1? Nh\u00e0 b\u1ebfp: T\u1ed1i nay m\u00f3n ngon h\u00e0ng ngh\u00ecn, h\u00e0ng v\u1ea1n th\u1ee9. Sinh vi\u00ean h\u00ed h\u1eedng: Th\u1eadt \u01b0, m\u00f3n g\u00ec v\u1eady? Nh\u00e0 b\u1ebfp: \u0110\u1eadu r\u00e1n.","Ti\u1ec3u to\u00e1n h\u1ecdc gia Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Nam, n\u1ed9i qui h\u1ecdc sinh g\u1ed3m m\u1ea5y \u0111i\u1ec1u? Nam: 10 \u0111i\u1ec1u th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y. Th\u1ea7y: N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 em ph\u00e1 v\u1ee1 m\u1ed9t trong c\u00e1c qui t\u1eafc \u0111\u00f3 th\u00ec th\u1ebf n\u00e0o? Nam: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y v\u1eady c\u00f2n 9 \u0111i\u1ec1u \u1ea1!","Ch\u1eb3ng hi\u1ec3u g\u00ec Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 m\u1ed7i th\u00e1ng b\u1ed1 em ph\u1ea3i tr\u1ea3 cho ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta 2 t\u1edd tr\u00e1i phi\u1ebfu. V\u1eady m\u1ed9t n\u0103m b\u1ed1 em ph\u1ea3i tr\u1ea3 bao nhi\u00eau. H\u1ecdc sinh: Nhi\u1ec1u nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 4 t\u1edd. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Em th\u1eadt ch\u1eb3ng hi\u1ec3u g\u00ec v\u1ec1 to\u00e1n h\u1ecdc c\u1ea3. H\u1ecdc sinh: C\u00f2n th\u1ea7y ch\u1eb3ng hi\u1ec3u g\u00ec v\u1ec1 b\u1ed1 em c\u1ea3.","C\u00f2n c\u00e1i l\u1ed7 C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: Em h\u00e3y cho c\u00f4 bi\u1ebft 2 tr\u1eeb 1 b\u1eb1ng bao nhi\u00eau? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4 b\u1eb1ng 1 \u1ea1! C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: Gi\u1ecfi l\u1eafm v\u1eady 10 tr\u1eeb 10 b\u1eb1ng bao nhi\u00eau? H\u1ecdc sinh: em kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: \u0110\u1eebng v\u1ed9i, c\u00f4 v\u00ed d\u1ee5 th\u1ebf n\u00e0y nh\u00e9. N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 trong t\u00fai em c\u00f3 10 vi\u00ean k\u1eb9o nh\u01b0ng \u0111\u1ec1u b\u1ecb r\u01a1i m\u1ea5t c\u1ea3. V\u1eady trong t\u00fai em c\u00f2n g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4 em bi\u1ebft r\u1ed3i. C\u00f2n m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i l\u1ed7. H\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi m\u1ed9t c\u00e1ch th\u00e0nh th\u1eadt.","L\u1ec7ch th\u1eddi gian Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"John cho th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft, v\u00ec sao th\u1eddi gian \u1edf ch\u00e2u \u00c2u l\u1ea1i s\u1edbm h\u01a1n \u1edf ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9?\\\" John: \\\"R\u1ea5t \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n, v\u00ec ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra sau \u1ea1\\\". Sau khi \u0111\u1eb7t ch\u00e2n l\u00ean li\u1ec1n Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Thomson, sau khi \u0111\u1eb7t b\u01b0\u1edbc ch\u00e2n \u0111\u1ea7u ti\u00ean l\u00ean ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9 Colombo \u0111\u00e3 l\u00e0m g\u00ec ti\u1ebfp theo? Thomson: Em kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft. Hali: Th\u1eadt l\u00e0 ng\u1ed1c, r\u1ea5t \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i \u00f4ng ta b\u01b0\u1edbc n\u1ed1t ch\u00e2n c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i l\u00ean \u0111\u1ea5t li\u1ec1n sao?","\u0110\u1ec3 s\u1ed1ng l\u00e2u th\u00eam m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat H\u1ecdc sinh h\u1ecfi th\u1ea7y ch\u1ee7 nhi\u1ec7m \u0111\u00e3 gi\u00e0, t\u1eeb tr\u01b0\u1edbc \u0111\u1ebfn nay \u0111\u00e3 t\u1eebng \u0111\u1ecdc qua t\u00e1c ph\u1ea9m \\\"Chi\u1ebfn tranh v\u00e0 ho\u00e0 b\u00ecnh\\\" ch\u01b0a. Th\u1ea7y ngh\u0129 m\u1ed9t h\u1ed3i r\u1ed3i m\u1edbi \u0111\u00e1p: M\u1ed7i ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ecdc h\u1ebft t\u00e1c ph\u1ea9m b\u1ea5t h\u1ee7 \u0111\u00f3 tr\u01b0\u1edbc khi ch\u1ebft. V\u00ec \u0111\u00e3 mu\u1ed1n s\u1ed1ng l\u00e2u th\u00eam m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat n\u1eefa, n\u00ean t\u00f4i ch\u01b0a b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u \u0111\u1ecdc.","S\u1ed1 l\u1ebb v\u00e0 s\u1ed1 ch\u1eb5n Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"N\u00edch, em \u0111\u00e3 hi\u1ec3u s\u1ed1 l\u1ebb v\u00e0 s\u1ed1 ch\u1eb5n ch\u01b0a\\\". N\u00edch: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y hi\u1ec3u \u1ea1. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"V\u1eady em n\u00f3i xem, \\\"c\u00e1i qu\u1ea7n\\\" l\u00e0 s\u1ed1 l\u1ebb hay s\u1ed1 ch\u1eb5n\\\". N\u00edch: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y b\u00ean tr\u00ean l\u00e0 s\u1ed1 l\u1ebb, b\u00ean d\u01b0\u1edbi l\u00e0 s\u1ed1 ch\u1eb5n.","10 ph\u1ea7n \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n Cu\u1ed1i gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o th\u00f4ng b\u00e1o ti\u1ebft sau ki\u1ec3m tra 15 ph\u00fat. Ti\u1ec3u Minh v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng h\u1ecfi th\u1ea7y: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y \u0111\u1ec1 ki\u1ec3m tra c\u00f3 kh\u00f3 kh\u00f4ng \u1ea1?\\\" Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ch\u1ec9 n\u00f3i m\u1ed9t c\u00e2u: \\\"M\u01b0\u1eddi ph\u1ea7n \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n\\\" M\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u vui m\u1eebng v\u1ed7 tay. Nh\u01b0ng \u0111\u1ebfn gi\u1edd ki\u1ec3m tra kh\u00f4ng ai l\u00e0m \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c b\u00e0i c\u1ea3, th\u1ebf m\u00e0 g\u1ecdi l\u00e0 \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n \u01b0. Ti\u1ec3u Minh v\u1ed9i h\u1ecfi l\u1ea1i th\u1ea7y ch\u1ec9 nghe th\u1ea7y n\u00f3i \\\"T\u00f4i c\u00f3 n\u00f3i sai \u0111\u00e2u, 10 ph\u1ea7n \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n, c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i 90 ph\u1ea7n l\u00e0 r\u1ea5t kh\u00f3\\\".","C\u1ea3m t\u1ea1 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00e1t cho h\u1ecdc sinh m\u1ed7i ng\u01b0\u1eddi m\u1ed9t t\u1edd gi\u1ea5y k\u1ebb r\u1ea5t nhi\u1ec1u \u00f4. R\u1ed3i b\u1ea3o h\u00e3y \u0111\u00e1nh d\u1ea5u v\u00e0o gi\u1ea5y t\u00ean nh\u1eefng ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00e1ng ph\u1ea3i bi\u1ebft \u01a1n. Bao g\u1ed3m gia \u0111\u00ecnh, b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9, anh ch\u1ecb em... Ch\u1ec9 nghe th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh n\u00f3i v\u1edbi ng\u01b0\u1eddi ng\u1ed3i b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh: \\\"M\u00ecnh kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 c\u00e1m \u01a1n anh em m\u00ecnh \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c, v\u00ec m\u00ecnh kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 anh em\\\". \\\"C\u1ee9 \u0111i\u1ec1n v\u00e0o \u0111i\\\" C\u00f4 b\u1ea1n ng\u1ed3i c\u1ea1nh n\u00f3i: \\\"Ch\u00ednh v\u00ec h\u1ecd kh\u00f4ng ra \u0111\u1eddi n\u00ean b\u1ea1n ph\u1ea3i c\u1ea3m \u01a1n h\u1ecd\\\".","D\u1ea1y con M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh nh\u1eadn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c th\u01b0 c\u1ee7a gia \u0111\u00ecnh vi\u1ebft: \\\"L\u1ea7n sau vi\u1ebft th\u01b0 cho gia \u0111\u00ecnh nh\u1edb ph\u1ea3i vi\u1ebft nhi\u1ec1u v\u1ec1 t\u00ecnh h\u00ecnh sinh ho\u1ea1t c\u1ee7a con m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat, ch\u1ee9 \u0111\u1eebng ch\u1ec9 bi\u1ebft \u0111\u00f2i ti\u1ec1n. L\u1ea7n n\u00e0y ba g\u1eedi cho con 10 \u0111\u1ed3ng nh\u01b0 con \u0111\u00f2i h\u1ecfi k\u00e8m theo n\u00f3i cho con m\u1ed9t ch\u1ed7 sai trong th\u01b0 c\u1ee7a con. L\u1ea7n sau d\u00f9ng s\u1ed1 \u1ea3 r\u1eadp vi\u1ebft s\u1ed1 10 ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 vi\u1ebft m\u1ed9t s\u1ed1 0 kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c vi\u1ebft 2 s\u1ed1 0 (100).","Gi\u1ea3o bi\u1ec7n Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o m\u1eafng h\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ef1c nh\u1eadt. \\\"B\u1ea3ng th\u00ec b\u1ea9n th\u1ebf n\u00e0y, kh\u0103n lau b\u1ea3ng th\u00ec kh\u00f4 th\u1ebf n\u00e0y, qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ecba c\u1ea7u th\u00ec... \\\"v\u1eeba n\u00f3i v\u1eeba \u0111\u01b0a tay qu\u1ec7t v\u00e0o qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ecba c\u1ea7u\\\"... To\u00e0n l\u00e0 b\u1ee5i\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ef1c nh\u1eadt: \\\"\u1ed3, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, ch\u1ed7 th\u1ea7y v\u1eeba qu\u1ec7t v\u00e0o l\u00e0 sa m\u1ea1c Sahara\\\".","T\u00ean kh\u00f4ng ch\u00e9p Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: T\u1ea1i sao em l\u1ea1i ch\u00e9p b\u00e0i c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi kh\u00e1c th\u1ebf? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y ch\u1ec9 m\u1ed9t t\u00ed ch\u00fat kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i to\u00e0n b\u1ed9. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: V\u1eady \u0111\u00e2u, ch\u1ed7 n\u00e0o l\u00e0 ch\u1ed7 em kh\u00f4ng ch\u00e9p c\u1ee7a b\u1ea1n? H\u1ecdc sinh: T\u00ean c\u1ee7a em \u1ea1.","Vi\u1ec7c \u0111en \u0111\u1ee7i nh\u1ea5t Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"C\u00f2n vi\u1ec7c g\u00ec t\u1ed3i t\u1ec7 h\u01a1n khi ta c\u1eafn m\u1ed9t qu\u1ea3 t\u00e1o v\u00e0 ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra trong \u0111\u00f3 c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con s\u00e2u\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"C\u00f3 \u1ea1, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra con s\u00e2u ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n m\u1ed9t n\u1eeda.","T\u00ecnh anh em Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o mu\u1ed1n h\u1ecdc sinh hi\u1ec3u r\u00f5 h\u01a1n v\u1ec1 \u00fd ngh\u0129a c\u1ee7a vi\u1ec7c l\u00e0m t\u1eeb thi\u1ec7n b\u00e8n l\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t v\u00ed d\u1ee5: \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con l\u1eeba ch\u1edf \u0111\u1ed3 qu\u00e1 n\u1eb7ng \u0111ang v\u1ea5t v\u1ea3 v\u01b0\u1ee3t d\u1ed1c m\u00e0 ch\u1ee7 n\u00f3 c\u1ee9 ra s\u1ee9c qu\u1ea5t roi l\u00ean l\u01b0ng n\u00f3. T\u00f4i xu\u1ea5t hi\u1ec7n ng\u0103n c\u1ea3n l\u1ea1i. V\u1eady c\u00e1c em n\u00f3i xem \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 n\u00e9t \u0111\u1eb9p g\u00ec?\\\". Pie nhanh nh\u1ea3u: \\\"L\u00e0 t\u00ecnh anh em \u1ea1\\\".","G\u00e0 con Trong gi\u1edd t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng cho h\u1ecdc sinh nh\u1eefng \u0111i\u1ec1u k\u00ec th\u00fa c\u1ee7a t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean. \\\"C\u00e1c em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 th\u1ea5y vi\u1ec7c g\u00e0 con t\u1ef1 chui ra t\u1eeb trong qu\u1ea3 tr\u1ee9ng th\u1eadt l\u00e0 l\u00ed th\u00fa\\\". An \u0110\u1ee9c v\u1ed9i gi\u01a1 tay n\u00f3i: \\\"Em cho r\u1eb1ng n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 ch\u00fang ta l\u1ea1i c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 chui v\u00e0o trong v\u1ecf tr\u1ee9ng m\u1edbi l\u00e0 k\u00ec t\u00e0i \u0111\u1ea5y\\\".","Ng\u1eef ph\u00e1p t\u01b0\u01a1ng lai Trong gi\u1edd ng\u1eef ph\u00e1p th\u1ea7y gi\u1ea3ng ng\u1eef ph\u00e1p: - \u00c1i L\u00e2m, n\u00f3i cho th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft th\u1eddi t\u01b0\u01a1ng lai c\u1ee7a \u0111\u1ed9ng t\u1eeb \\\"y\u00eau\\\" l\u00e0 g\u00ec? \u00c1i L\u00e2m l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: - Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, k\u1ebft h\u00f4n \u1ea1.","\u0102n ki\u00eang Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Ki\u1ec3m tra th\u01b0\u1eddng nh\u1eadt nh\u01b0 \u0103n \u0111i\u1ec3m t\u00e2m v\u1eady, \u0103n 100 l\u1ea7n kh\u00f4ng ch\u00e1n, ki\u1ec3m tra cu\u1ed1i k\u1ef3 ch\u00ednh th\u1ee9c ph\u1ea3i nh\u01b0 b\u1eefa \u0103n ch\u00ednh v\u1eady, ph\u1ea3i \u0103n \u0111\u00fang gi\u1edd \u0111\u00fang l\u01b0\u1ee3ng. Ki\u1ec3m tra cu\u1ed1i n\u0103m nh\u01b0 m\u1ed9t b\u1eefa y\u1ebfn ti\u1ec7c v\u1eady, ch\u1ec9 m\u1ed9t l\u1ea7n l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ee7. T\u1ea1i sao c\u00e1c em kh\u00f4ng ch\u0103m ch\u1ec9 l\u00ean h\u1ea3? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, ch\u00fang em \u0111ang \u0103n ki\u00eang."]