99 Truyện Cười Thiếu Nhi

["T\u00ed h\u1ecdc l\u00e0m v\u0103n H\u1ed3i c\u00f2n \u0111i h\u1ecdc ti\u1ec3u h\u1ecdc, T\u00ed r\u1ea5t th\u00edch l\u00e0m v\u0103n. M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m, T\u00ed \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o ra b\u00e0i t\u1eadp v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0: H\u00e3y t\u1ea3 con v\u1eadt m\u00e0 em nu\u00f4i. T\u00ed v\u1ec1 b\u1eaft m\u1ed9t con... r\u1eadn nghi\u00ean c\u1ee9u v\u00e0 t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn r\u1ea5t chi ti\u1ebft, t\u1ea5t nhi\u00ean l\u00e0 c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o kh\u00f4ng h\u00e0i l\u00f2ng, c\u00f4 b\u1eaft T\u00ed l\u00e0m l\u1ea1i b\u00e0i v\u0103n l\u00e0 h\u00e3y t\u1ea3 con ch\u00f3 nh\u00e0 em. T\u00ed b\u00e8n l\u00e0m l\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t b\u00e0i v\u0103n nh\u01b0 sau: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con ch\u00f3, con ch\u00f3 c\u00f3 nhi\u1ec1u l\u00f4ng, \u0111\u00e3 nhi\u1ec1u l\u00f4ng th\u00ec ph\u1ea3i c\u00f3 r\u1eadn, sau \u0111\u00e2y em xin t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn:....\\\" v\u00e0 T\u00ed b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o \u0111\u1ecdc b\u00e0i v\u0103n, r\u1ea5t b\u1ef1c m\u00ecnh, li\u1ec1n b\u1eaft T\u00ed l\u00e0m l\u1ea1i l\u1ea7n n\u1eefa, l\u1ea7n n\u00e0y l\u00e0 t\u1ea3 con c\u00e1. T\u00ed l\u00e0m b\u00e0i v\u0103n kh\u00e1c nh\u01b0 sau: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con c\u00e1, con c\u00e1 s\u1ed1ng d\u01b0\u1edbi n\u01b0\u1edbc n\u00ean n\u00f3 c\u00f3 nhi\u1ec1u v\u1ea3y. N\u1ebfu n\u00f3 s\u1ed1ng tr\u00ean c\u1ea1n ch\u1eafc h\u1eb3n n\u00f3 s\u1ebd c\u00f3 nhi\u1ec1u l\u00f4ng, \u0111\u00e3 nhi\u1ec1u l\u00f4ng th\u00ec ph\u1ea3i c\u00f3 r\u1eadn, sau \u0111\u00e2y em xin t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn:....\\\" R\u1ed3i m\u1ed9t h\u00f4m, T\u00ed l\u1ea1i \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o cho ra b\u00e0i t\u1eadp v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 l\u00e0m: H\u00e3y t\u1ea3 c\u00f4 b\u00e9 d\u1ec5 th\u01b0\u01a1ng m\u00e0 em ng\u1ed3i c\u1ea1nh. T\u00ed b\u00e8n l\u00e0m m\u1ed9t b\u00e0i v\u0103n nh\u01b0 sau: \\\"Em \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c may m\u1eafn ng\u1ed3i c\u1ea1nh m\u1ed9t c\u00f4 b\u00e9 d\u1ec5 th\u01b0\u01a1ng v\u00e0 v\u00f4 c\u00f9ng l\u00e1u l\u1ec9nh, T\u00f3c c\u00f4 b\u00e9 d\u00e0i m\u01b0\u1ee3t n\u00ean kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 r\u1eadn, Nh\u01b0ng sau \u0111\u00e2y em xin \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn:....\\\" v\u00e0 T\u00ed l\u1ea1i b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u t\u1ea3 con r\u1eadn. L\u1ea7n kh\u00e1c, c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o ra m\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ea7u \u0111\u1ea7u b\u00e0i t\u1eadp l\u00e0m v\u0103n mi\u1ec7ng t\u1ea1i l\u1edbp: \\\"H\u00e3y t\u1ea3 c\u1ea3nh bu\u1ed5i s\u00e1ng s\u1edbm\\\". C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp y\u00ean l\u1eb7ng ngh\u0129 b\u00e0i. Sau 30 ph\u00fat, T\u00ed \u0111\u00e3 nhanh nh\u1ea9u xung phong \u0111\u1ee9ng l\u00ean: - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4! Em xin ph\u00e1t bi\u1ec3u.","- N\u00e0o! M\u1eddi em T\u00ed! - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4! Bu\u1ed5i s\u00e1ng s\u1edbm mai, b\u1ed1 b\u1eaft em ra ngo\u00e0i s\u00e2n t\u1eadp th\u1ec3 d\u1ee5c. Em nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y \u00f4ng m\u1eb7t tr\u1eddi hi\u1ec7n ra. Em th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t con g\u00e0 tr\u1ed1ng \u0111u\u1ed5i theo m\u1ed9t con g\u00e0 m\u00e1i. - Th\u1ebf r\u1ed3i th\u00ec sao? - c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi - Th\u1ebf r\u1ed3i con g\u00e0 tr\u1ed1ng b\u1eaft con g\u00e0 m\u00e1i c\u00f5ng n\u00f3 \u0111i ch\u01a1i! - Th\u00f4i ngay! - Em c\u0169ng b\u1ea3o th\u00f4i nh\u01b0ng n\u00f3 v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng th\u00f4i. - Im ngay! - N\u00f3 kh\u00f4ng im ngay m\u00e0 con tr\u1ed1ng l\u1ea1i c\u00f2n g\u00e1y: \u00f2 \u00f3 o o o... con m\u00e1i th\u00ec c\u00fac c\u00f9 cu cu...","Ai kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u ai -Sao con l\u1ea1i b\u1ecb \u0111i\u1ec3m x\u1ea5u? Con c\u00f3 hi\u1ec3u h\u1ebft nh\u1eefng c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y c\u00f4 kh\u00f4ng? - C\u00f3 ch\u1ee9 \u1ea1. Nh\u01b0ng th\u1ea7y c\u00f4 l\u1ea1i kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u c\u00e2u tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi c\u1ee7a con.","Ai t\u00ecm ra ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9 Th\u1ea7y: - Em h\u00e3y cho bi\u1ebft: Ai t\u00ecm ra ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9? Tr\u00f2 l\u00fang t\u00fang, \u0111\u1ecf m\u1eb7t kh\u00f4ng n\u00f3i \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. Th\u1ea7y xem \u0111\u1ed3ng h\u1ed3, s\u1ed1t ru\u1ed9t, \u0111\u00e0nh g\u1ee3i \u00fd: - Em c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft C\u00f4l\u00f4ngb\u00f4 l\u00e0 ai kh\u00f4ng? Tr\u00f2: - Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y em kh\u00f4ng quen b\u1ea1n \u1ea5y. H\u00ecnh nh\u01b0 C\u00f4l\u00f4ngb\u00f4 \u0111ang h\u1ecdc l\u1edbp 1 b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh \u1ea1.","Ba l\u1ea7n b\u1ed1n l\u00e0 m\u01b0\u1eddi hai M\u1eb9: - Sao con lu\u1ed9c tr\u1ee9ng l\u00e2u th\u1ebf? - M\u01b0\u1eddi hai ph\u00fat c\u01a1 m\u00e0, m\u1eb9? - Con tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi. - M\u1eb9 b\u1ea3o con l\u00e0 tr\u1ee9ng ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n lu\u1ed9c 3 ph\u00fat l\u00e0 ch\u00edn th\u00f4i m\u00e0. Con: - Nh\u01b0ng con lu\u1ed9c t\u1edbi b\u1ed1n qu\u1ea3 tr\u1ee9ng c\u01a1 m\u1eb9 \u1ea1!","B\u00e0i d\u00e0i Tr\u01b0\u1edbc khi thi. A: Sao? \u0110\u00e3 s\u1eb5n s\u00e0ng tinh th\u1ea7n ch\u01b0a? B: R\u1ed3i. Nh\u01b0ng b\u00e0i d\u00e0i qu\u00e1 ! A: Th\u00ec b\u1ea1n ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n nh\u1edb nh\u1eefng \u00fd ch\u00ednh quan tr\u1ecdng th\u00f4i, ai b\u1ea3o h\u1ecdc thu\u1ed9c l\u00f2ng. B: M\u00ecnh \u0111\u00e2u c\u00f3 h\u1ecdc thu\u1ed9c l\u00f2ng, M\u00ecnh ch\u00e9p v\u00e0o cu\u1ed9n gi\u1ea5y \u0111\u1ec3 \\\"quay\\\". K\u1eb9t c\u00e1i d\u00e0i qu\u00e1!","B\u00e0i t\u00ednh tr\u1eeb \u1ede l\u1edbp m\u1ed9t, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u gi\u1ea3ng ph\u00e9p tr\u1eeb. Th\u1ea7y \u0111i \u0111\u1ebfn ch\u1ed7 m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh v\u00e0 n\u00f3i: - Em h\u00e3y t\u01b0\u1edfng t\u01b0\u1ee3ng l\u00e0 anh c\u1ee7a em c\u00f3 4 tr\u00e1i t\u00e1o, anh gi\u1eef ph\u1ea7n m\u00ecnh 3 qu\u1ea3, s\u1ed1 c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i th\u00ec cho em. N\u00e0o, em h\u00e3y ngh\u0129 xem, anh em \u0111\u00e3 cho em m\u1ea5y qu\u1ea3? Ng\u1eabm ngh\u0129 m\u1ed9t l\u00fac, n\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eaft ch\u00fa b\u00e9 ch\u1ea1y quanh, r\u1ed3i l\u1ea5y \u1ed1ng tay \u00e1o qu\u1ec7t ngang nh\u01b0ng v\u1eabn th\u00fat th\u00edt kh\u00f3c: - Ch\u1eb3ng l\u1ebd anh \u1ea5y s\u1ebd ch\u1ec9 cho em c\u00f3 th\u1ebf th\u00f4i sao?","B\u00e0i v\u0103n r\u1ee3n t\u00f3c g\u00e1y! C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o y\u00eau c\u1ea7u h\u1ecdc sinh l\u1edbp m\u1ed9t l\u00e0m v\u0103n t\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt. \u0110\u1ec1 b\u00e0i tu\u1ea7n th\u1ee9 nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 t\u1ea3 m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o. M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh vi\u1ebft g\u1ecdn l\u1ecfn: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o\\\". Khi tr\u1ea3 b\u00e0i, c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: - Sao em kh\u00f4ng t\u1ea3 r\u00f5 h\u01a1n? H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u00e1p: - D\u1ea1, nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 nh\u01b0ng em ch\u01b0a \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c th\u1ea5y. V\u00ec m\u1eb9 em n\u00f3i ba em c\u00f3 m\u00e8o, ba em ra s\u1ee9c gi\u1ea5u c\u00f2n m\u1eb9 em ra s\u1ee9c t\u00ecm. Khi n\u00e0o m\u1eb9 em t\u00ecm th\u1ea5y, em s\u1ebd t\u1ea3 k\u1ef9 \u1ea1! ... Tu\u1ea7n th\u1ee9 hai, \u0111\u1ec1 b\u00e0i y\u00eau c\u1ea7u t\u1ea3 con ch\u00f3. H\u1ecdc sinh n\u1ecd l\u1ea1i vi\u1ebft c\u1ed9c l\u1ed1c: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con ch\u00f3\\\". C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o b\u1ea3o: - Em n\u00ean t\u1ea3 k\u1ef9 h\u01a1n! H\u1ecdc sinh: - D\u1ea1, con ch\u00f3 c\u00f2n \u1edf ngo\u00e0i \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng, v\u00ec m\u1ed9t h\u00f4m m\u1eb9 em n\u00f3i v\u1edbi ba em: \\\"H\u00f4m qua \u0111i v\u1edbi con ch\u00f3 n\u00e0o c\u1ea3 ng\u00e0y?\\\". Khi n\u00e0o n\u00f3 v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 em, em s\u1ebd t\u1ea3 k\u1ef9 h\u01a1n \u1ea1. Tu\u1ea7n th\u1ee9 ba, c\u00f4 ra \u0111\u1ec1 t\u1ea3 con kh\u1ec9. V\u1eabn em h\u1ecdc sinh b\u1eefa tr\u01b0\u1edbc vi\u1ebft, l\u1ea7n n\u00e0y th\u00ec d\u00e0i h\u01a1n: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 nu\u00f4i m\u1ed9t con kh\u1ec9. M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t c\u00f4 r\u1ea5t tr\u1ebb \u0111\u1ebfn ng\u00f5 nh\u00e0 em, ba em ch\u1ea1y ra v\u00e0 n\u00f3i v\u1edbi c\u00f4 \u1ea5y: 'Con kh\u1ec9 gi\u00e0 \u0111ang ng\u1ed3i trong nh\u00e0 \u0111\u1ea5y!'\\\".","B\u00ed qu\u00e1! Gi\u1edd sinh v\u1eadt, c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o \u0111\u1ec3 h\u00ecnh \u1ea3nh ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u1ed5 \u0111\u1ea1i v\u00e0o ng\u01b0\u1eddi hi\u1ec7n \u0111\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ee9ng \u0111\u1ed1i di\u1ec7n v\u1edbi nhau. - Em Minh, em h\u00e3y so s\u00e1nh s\u1ef1 kh\u00e1c nhau gi\u1eefa ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u1ed5 \u0111\u1ea1i v\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi hi\u1ec7n \u0111\u1ea1i. Minh (Gi\u1eadt m\u00ecnh): - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4... ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u00ec... quay m\u1eb7t b\u00ean ph\u1ea3i, c\u00f2n ng\u01b0\u1eddi kia th\u00ec... quay b\u00ean tr\u00e1i \u1ea1!!! C\u00f4 Gi\u00e1o: !!?","Bi\u1ebft ch\u1eef th\u00ec mua l\u00e0m g\u00ec? M\u1ed9t ch\u00e0ng m\u00f9 ch\u1eef th\u01b0\u1eddng th\u1ea5y \u00f4ng b\u00e0 gi\u00e0 \u0111eo k\u00ednh \u0111\u1ecdc s\u00e1ch. Ngh\u0129 th\u1ea7m trong b\u1ee5ng ch\u1eafc nh\u1edd c\u00e1i c\u1ee7a qu\u00fd \u1ea5y m\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta \u0111\u1ecdc \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ch\u1eef. Nh\u00e2n bu\u1ed5i ch\u1ee3 anh ta \u0111\u1ebfn hi\u1ec7u k\u00ednh \u0111\u1ec3 mua. Anh ta \u0111eo k\u00ednh v\u00e0o c\u1ea7m s\u00e1ch xem lui xem t\u1edbi m\u1ed9t h\u1ed3i r\u1ed3i l\u1eafc \u0111\u1ea7u b\u1ea3o: \\\"K\u00ednh kh\u00f4ng t\u1ed1t\\\". Ch\u1ee7 ti\u1ec7m t\u00ecm m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i k\u00ednh t\u1ed1t nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u01b0a cho anh ta. Ch\u00e0ng m\u00f9 ch\u1eef l\u1ea1i \u0111eo k\u00ednh v\u00e0o c\u1ea7m ng\u01b0\u1ee3c cu\u1ed1n s\u00e1ch xem lui xem t\u1edbi m\u1ed9t h\u1ed3i l\u00e2u, l\u1eafc \u0111\u1ea7u n\u00f3i: - Hay l\u00e0 \u00f4ng kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft ch\u1eef n\u00ean \u0111\u1ecdc kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c? Anh ta m\u1edbi n\u1ed5i kh\u00f9ng: - Kh\u00e9o th\u1eadt c\u00e1i anh n\u00e0y! Ph\u1ea3i! t\u00f4i bi\u1ebft ch\u1eef th\u00ec t\u00f4i c\u00f2n mua k\u00ednh l\u00e0m c\u00e1i qu\u00e1i g\u00ec.","B\u1ecbt tay nghe gi\u1ea3ng Trong gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc, c\u1eadu D\u0169ng th\u01b0\u1eddng l\u1ea5y tay b\u1ecbt m\u1ed9t b\u00ean tai l\u1ea1i, h\u1ebft tay n\u00e0y m\u1ecfi th\u00ec d\u00f9ng tay kia b\u1ecbt l\u1ed7 kia. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o th\u1ea5y v\u1eady r\u1ea5t l\u1ea5y l\u00e0m l\u1ea1 li\u1ec1n h\u1ecfi: - T\u1ea1i sao em c\u1ee9 b\u1ecbt m\u1ed9t b\u00ean tai l\u1ea1i th\u1ebf? D\u0169ng: - Em ngh\u0129 l\u00e0m nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf s\u1ebd nh\u1edb \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c l\u00e2u \u1ea1. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o v\u1eabn ch\u01b0a hi\u1ec3u r\u00f5 n\u00ean h\u1ecfi th\u00eam: - V\u00ec sao nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf? D\u0169ng n\u00f3i v\u1ebb tin t\u01b0\u1edfng l\u1eafm: - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, c\u00f4 th\u01b0\u1eddng n\u00f3i l\u00ean l\u1edbp ph\u1ea3i ch\u00fa \u00fd nghe gi\u1ea3ng, \u0111\u1eebng \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u1eefng l\u1eddi c\u00f4 n\u00f3i ch\u1ea1y t\u1eeb tai n\u00e0y sang tai kia. Cho n\u00ean em b\u1ecbt tai l\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u1eefng l\u1eddi c\u1ee7a c\u00f4 gi\u1ea3ng kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 ch\u1ea1y ra tai b\u00ean kia \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u1ea1.","H\u1ecdc sinh th\u1eddi @ C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o \u0111ang \u0111\u1ecdc truy\u1ec7n \\\"Ba ch\u00fa heo con\\\" cho c\u00e1c b\u00e9 nghe \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111o\u1ea1n m\u1ed9t ch\u00fa heo g\u1eb7p b\u00e1c n\u00f4ng d\u00e2n v\u00e0 xin r\u01a1m: - B\u00e1c \u01a1i, cho ch\u00e1u xin \u00edt r\u01a1m nh\u00e9! C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o ng\u1eebng l\u1ea1i h\u1ecfi: - C\u00e1c con c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft b\u00e1c n\u00f4ng d\u00e2n n\u00f3i g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng? T\u00e8o gi\u01a1 tay: - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, b\u00e1c \u1ea5y b\u1ea3o: \u201cTr\u1eddi \u01a1i! M\u1ed9t con heo bi\u1ebft n\u00f3i!\u201d. **** Th\u1ea5y c\u1eadu con trai \u0111ang h\u1ecdc b\u00e0i \\\"S\u1ef1 t\u00edch b\u00e1nh ch\u01b0ng, b\u00e1nh d\u00e0y\\\", b\u1ed1 b\u00e8n h\u1ecfi: - Con trai, con c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft b\u00e1nh ch\u01b0ng c\u00f3 t\u1eeb bao gi\u1edd kh\u00f4ng? - T\u00ednh theo m\u00f9a th\u00ec c\u00f3 t\u1eeb gi\u00e1p T\u1ebft, t\u00ednh theo ng\u00e0y th\u00ec c\u00f3 t\u1ea1i h\u00e0ng qu\u00e0 s\u00e1ng l\u00fac 5 gi\u1edd \u1ea1! **** C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi tr\u00f2 T\u00e8o: - Em ngh\u0129 g\u00ec khi tu\u1ea7n n\u00e0y \u0111\u00e3 b\u1ecb \u0111i\u1ec3m 2 l\u1ea7n th\u1ee9 ba? - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, em \u0111\u00e3 hi\u1ec3u \u00fd ngh\u0129a c\u00e2u: \\\"Gh\u00e9t c\u1ee7a n\u00e0o tr\u1eddi trao c\u1ee7a \u1ea5y\\\". ***** Gi\u1edd sinh v\u1eadt, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi m\u1ed9t em h\u1ecdc sinh:","- Trong c\u00e1c lo\u1ea1i c\u00e2y m\u00e0 b\u1ed1 em tr\u1ed3ng, em th\u1ea5y c\u00e2y n\u00e0o cho hi\u1ec7u qu\u1ea3 kinh t\u1ebf cao nh\u1ea5t? - D\u1ea1, \\\"c\u00e2y x\u0103ng\\\" \u1ea1!","H\u00f4n s\u00fac v\u1eadt Trong gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc m\u00f4n sinh v\u1eadt, c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng cho h\u1ecdc sinh: - C\u00e1c em kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c h\u00f4n s\u00fac v\u1eadt, v\u00ec nh\u01b0 v\u1eady c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 b\u1ecb l\u00e2y nhi\u1ec5m nh\u1eefng b\u1ec7nh nguy hi\u1ec3m. Em n\u00e0o c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 l\u1ea5y cho c\u00f4 m\u1ed9t v\u00ed d\u1ee5? M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh xung phong: - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, d\u00ec em hay h\u00f4n con c\u00fan con c\u1ee7a d\u00ec... - V\u00e0 chuy\u1ec7n g\u00ec \u0111\u00e3 x\u1ea3y ra? - Con c\u00fan \u0111\u00e3 l\u0103n \u0111\u00f9ng ra ch\u1ebft.","Vi\u1ebft cho ch\u00ednh m\u00ecnh Trong l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc, th\u00e0y h\u1ecfi tr\u00f2: - Em \u0111ang vi\u1ebft g\u00ec v\u1eady? - M\u1ed9t b\u1ee9c th\u01b0 cho ch\u00ednh m\u00ecnh \u1ea1! - Trong \u0111\u00f3 n\u00f3i g\u00ec? - Ng\u00e0y mai em m\u1edbi c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u0111i\u1ec1u \u0111\u00f3 sau khi nh\u1eadn th\u01b0.","\u0110i b\u1ed9 -Ng\u00e0y tr\u01b0\u1edbc, t\u00f4i \u0111\u00e3 ph\u1ea3i \u0111i b\u1ed9 10 c\u00e2y s\u1ed1 \u0111\u1ec3 \u0111\u1ebfn tr\u01b0\u1eddng \u0111\u1ea5y. - L\u1ebd ra, th\u1ea7y n\u00ean d\u1eady s\u1edbm h\u01a1n \u0111\u1ec3 kh\u00f4ng b\u1ecb l\u1ee1 chuy\u1ebfn xe bus.","15-5=? -C\u00f3 15 h\u1ecdc sinh k\u00e9o nhau ra s\u00f4ng. Trong \u0111\u00f3, 5 em b\u1ecb b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9 c\u1ea5m kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c t\u1eafm s\u00f4ng. V\u1eady c\u00f3 m\u1ea5y em xu\u1ed1ng t\u1eafm? - C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp \u0111\u1ed3ng thanh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: M\u01b0\u1eddi l\u0103m!","\u0110\u1ebfn \u0111\u00e2u? Trong gi\u1edd \u0111\u1ecba l\u00fd, c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: - Em n\u00e0o cho c\u00f4 bi\u1ebft, n\u1ebfu ta \u0111\u00e0o m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i l\u1ed7 th\u1eadt s\u00e2u \u1edf l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc n\u00e0y (\u00fd n\u00f3i \u0111\u1ebfn t\u00e2m tr\u00e1i \u0111\u1ea5t), ch\u00fang ta s\u1ebd \u0111i \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111\u00e2u? Ph\u00eda cu\u1ed1i l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc v\u1ecdng l\u00ean ti\u1ebfng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, ch\u00fang ta s\u1ebd \u0111i \u0111\u1ebfn ph\u00f2ng k\u1ef7 lu\u1eadt \u1ea1!","\u0110\u00e8n \u0111\u1ecf M\u1ed9t \u00f4ng c\u1ee5 \u1edf qu\u00ea l\u1ea7n \u0111\u1ea7u ra th\u00e0nh ph\u1ed1 th\u0103m con. \u0110\u01b0\u1eddng x\u00e1 \u1edf qu\u00ea kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 \u0111\u00e8n xanh \u0111\u00e8n \u0111\u1ecf n\u00ean ng\u01b0\u1eddi con d\u1eb7n d\u00f2 \u00f4ng c\u1ee5 r\u1ea5t c\u1ea9n th\u1eadn: th\u1ea5y \u0111\u00e8n \u0111\u1ecf ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ee9ng l\u1ea1i, \u0111\u00e8n xanh m\u1edbi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u0111i. \u00d4ng c\u1ee5 nh\u1edb nh\u1eadp t\u00e2m. M\u1ed9t l\u1ea7n, ng\u01b0\u1eddi con \u0111\u01b0a c\u1ee5 \u0111i nh\u00e0 h\u00e1t. \u0110ang xem, \u00f4ng c\u1ee5 bu\u1ed3n \u0111i ti\u1ec3u, ng\u01b0\u1eddi con b\u00e8n ch\u1ec9 v\u1ec1 c\u00e1nh c\u1eeda, ph\u00eda tr\u00ean c\u00f3 ch\u1eef WC h\u1eaft \u00e1nh s\u00e1ng m\u00e0u \u0111\u1ecf. \u00d4ng c\u1ee5 \u0111i \u0111\u1ebfn b\u00ean c\u00e1nh c\u1eeda, \u0111\u1ee9ng t\u1ea7n ng\u1ea7n m\u00e3i r\u1ed3i l\u1ea1i quay v\u1ec1. - Sao h\u1ea3 \u00f4ng? - N\u00f3 c\u1ee9 \u0111\u00e8n \u0111\u1ecf. N\u00f3 kh\u00f4ng cho tao \u0111i! - \u00d4ng c\u1ee5 \u1ea5m \u1ee9c.","\u0110\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n Hai c\u1eadu h\u1ecdc tr\u00f2 n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n v\u1edbi nhau: - N\u00e0y, c\u1eadu c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft t\u1ea1i sao ng\u00e0y x\u01b0a vua ch\u00faa th\u01b0\u1eddng n\u0103m th\u00ea, b\u1ea3y thi\u1ebfp kh\u00f4ng? - \u0110\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ed9i ng\u0169 ph\u1ee5c v\u1ee5 vua ch\u00faa, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi chuy\u00ean gi\u1eb7t gi\u0169, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi chuy\u00ean n\u1ea5u \u0103n, m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi chuy\u00ean \u0111\u00f3n kh\u00e1ch \u1edf c\u1eeda sau \u0111\u1ec3 nh\u1eadn qu\u00e0 bi\u1ebfu... - Th\u1ebf \u00e0?","T\u1ea1i b\u1ed1 C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: Kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u v\u00ec sao? T\u00f4i th\u1ea5y em ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt th\u01b0\u1eddng xuy\u00ean trong l\u1edbp. Tr\u00f2: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4! T\u1ea1i b\u1ed1 em \u0111\u1ea5y! C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: Th\u1ebf ch\u1eafc b\u1ed1 em b\u1eaft em h\u1ecdc khuya l\u1eafm \u00e0? Tr\u00f2: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4! Kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i v\u1eady: B\u1ed1 em b\u1ea3o th\u1ee9c canh ti-vi, khi n\u00e0o c\u00f3 \u0111\u00e1 b\u00f3ng th\u00ec g\u1ecdi b\u1ed1 em d\u1eady xem!","N\u01b0\u1edbc l\u00e0o? Trong gi\u1edd \u0111\u1ecba l\u00fd kinh t\u1ebf. C\u00f4: Ai c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 cho c\u00f4 bi\u1ebft, h\u00e0ng ho\u00e1 c\u1ee7a n\u01b0\u1edbc n\u00e0o \u0111ang \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c b\u00e1n nhi\u1ec1u nh\u1ea5t tr\u00ean th\u1ecb tr\u01b0\u1eddng n\u01b0\u1edbc ta? H\u1ea3i: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, n\u01b0\u1edbc L\u00e0o \u1ea1. C\u00f4: C\u0103n c\u1ee9 v\u00e0o \u0111\u00e2u m\u00e0 em n\u00f3i nh\u01b0 v\u1eady. H\u1ea3i: Th\u01b0a c\u00f4, v\u00ec em th\u01b0\u1eddng nghe th\u1ea5y ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta rao: \\\"Ai mua b\u00e1nh m\u1ef3 l\u00e0o\\\", \\\"Ai mua g\u1ea1o l\u00e0o\\\", \\\"Ai mua chi\u1ebfu l\u00e0o\\\".","Ph\u00ea v\u0103n Gi\u1edd t\u1eadp l\u00e0m v\u0103n h\u00f4m \u0111\u00f3, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ra \u0111\u1ec1: \\\"Em h\u00e3y t\u1ea3 m\u1ed9t con v\u1eadt m\u00e0 em th\u00edch\\\". Cu T\u00fd ch\u1ecdn ngay con v\u1ecbt b\u1ea7u \u0111\u1ec3 t\u1ea3. V\u00ec vi\u1ebft v\u1ed9i n\u00ean b\u00e0i v\u0103n c\u1ee7a T\u00fd hay b\u1ecb thi\u1ebfu ch\u1eef, thi\u1ebfu n\u00e9t v\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \\\"nu\u1ed9t\\\" cho l\u1eafm. Ch\u1eb3ng h\u1ea1n, \u0111\u00e1ng l\u1ebd ph\u1ea3i vi\u1ebft: \\\"Con v\u1ecbt ch\u1ea1y l\u1ea1ch b\u00e0 l\u1ea1ch b\u1ea1ch\\\", nh\u01b0ng T\u00fd l\u1ea1i ch\u1ec9 vi\u1ebft: \\\"Con v\u1ecbt ch\u1ea1y l\u1ea1ch b\u00e0\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00ea b\u1eb1ng b\u00fat \u0111\u1ecf ra ngo\u00e0i l\u1ec1 nh\u01b0 sau: - V\u0103n em vi\u1ebft l\u1ee7ng ca!... T\u00fd xem \u0111\u1ecf m\u1eb7t v\u00ec hi\u1ec3u \u00fd th\u1ea7y mu\u1ed1n n\u00f3i l\u00e0: \\\"V\u0103n em vi\u1ebft l\u1ee7ng ca l\u1ee7ng c\u1ee7ng!\\\".","L\u1ea9n th\u1ea9n r\u1ed3i! -Con c\u00f3 nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y k\u00ednh c\u1ee7a b\u1ed1 \u0111\u1ec3 \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u kh\u00f4ng? - Tr\u00ean m\u0169i b\u1ed1 \u1ea5y ch\u1ee9 \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u! \u00d4ng b\u1ed1 v\u1ed9i s\u1edd tay l\u00ean m\u0169i nh\u1ea5c k\u00ednh ra v\u00e0 l\u1ea9m b\u1ea9m: - M\u00ecnh l\u1ea9n th\u1ea9n th\u1eadt r\u1ed3i. K\u00ednh ch\u1ee9 ph\u1ea3i g\u00ec m\u00e0 c\u1ea5t k\u1ef9 qu\u00e1.","T\u1ea1i sao Con: - T\u1ea1i sao th\u1ea7n chi\u1ebfn tranh l\u1ea1i l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t ph\u1ee5 n\u1eef mang v\u00f2ng nguy\u1ec7t qu\u1ebf h\u1ea3 b\u1ed1? B\u1ed1: - C\u00f2n h\u1ecfi g\u00ec n\u1eefa, m\u1eb9 con hay l\u00e0 b\u1ed1 l\u00e0m ch\u1ee7 trong nh\u00e0 ta n\u00e0o!","M\u1edf b\u00e0i C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o - V\u0103n t\u1ea3 c\u1ea3nh, t\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ed3 v\u1eadt \u0111\u1ec1u c\u00f3 b\u1ed1 c\u1ee5c gi\u1ed1ng nhau, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 m\u1edf b\u00e0i, th\u00e2n b\u00e0i, k\u1ebft lu\u1eadn, c\u00e1c em nh\u1edb ch\u1ee9! H\u1ecdc sinh ti\u1ec3u h\u1ecdc - Th\u01b0a c\u00f4 v\u00e2ng \u1ea1! C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o - C\u00e1ch m\u1edf b\u00e0i v\u0103n mi\u00eau t\u1ea3 r\u1ea5t gi\u1ed1ng nhau, c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t s\u1ed1 t\u1eeb c\u1ea7n thu\u1ed9c. V\u00ed d\u1ee5 nh\u01b0 t\u1ea3 c\u00e1i b\u00e0n h\u1ecdc th\u00ec: - \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i b\u00e0n h\u1ecdc \u1edf g\u00f3c nh\u00e0\\\". T\u1ea3 con m\u00e8o th\u00ec: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 nu\u00f4i m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o tam th\u1ec3\\\". M\u1edf b\u00e0i nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ea1t, kh\u00f4ng n\u00ean d\u00e0i d\u00f2ng. R\u1ed3i c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o cho h\u1ecdc sinh b\u00e0i lu\u1eadn v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 l\u00e0m \\\"T\u1ea3 \u00f4ng n\u1ed9i c\u1ee7a em\\\". H\u00f4m tr\u1ea3 b\u00e0i, c\u00e2u m\u1edf \u0111\u1ea7u c\u1ee7a h\u1ecdc sinh nh\u1ea5t lo\u1ea1t: \\\"Nh\u00e0 em c\u00f3 nu\u00f4i m\u1ed9t \u00f4ng n\u1ed9i\\\".","\u0110\u1eebng ch\u01a1i v\u1edbi n\u00f3 n\u1eefa M\u1eb9 - Sao con ch\u1ec9 to\u00e0n d\u00f9ng nh\u1eefng t\u1eeb ng\u1eef b\u1eady b\u1ea1 v\u1eady. N\u00e0o l\u00e0: em y\u00eau, s\u1ef1 s\u1ed1ng c\u1ee7a ta, l\u01b0\u01a1ng t\u00e2m c\u1ee7a ta, ta c\u0103m th\u00f9, ta gi\u1ebft, v.v... Kh\u00f4ng h\u1ecdc \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u0111i\u1ec1u g\u00ec t\u1eed t\u1ebf \u00e0! Con - \u0110\u00f3 l\u00e0 S\u1ebfchxpia vi\u1ebft ch\u1ee9 con c\u00f3 t\u1ef1 n\u00f3i th\u1ebf \u0111\u00e2u. M\u1eb9 - Th\u1ebf th\u00ec t\u1eeb nay con \u0111\u1eebng ch\u01a1i v\u1edbi n\u00f3 n\u1eefa, c\u00e1i th\u1eb1ng Pia Pia g\u00ec \u0111\u00f3, k\u1ebbo l\u1ea1i b\u1ecb h\u01b0 l\u00e2y.","V\u00ec sao kh\u00f3i l\u1ea1i \u0111en \u0110i ngang qua v\u00f9ng ngo\u1ea1i \u00f4 c\u00f3 l\u00f2 n\u01b0\u1edbng b\u00e1nh m\u00ec, kh\u00f3i cu\u1ed9n l\u00ean theo \u1ed1ng kh\u00f3i m\u1ed9t m\u00e0u \u0111en x\u00e1m. \u0110\u1ee9a b\u00e9 gi\u1eadt tay m\u1eb9 b\u1ea3o: - M\u1eb9 \u01a1i, b\u00e2y gi\u1edd th\u00ec con hi\u1ec3u r\u1ed3i, t\u1ea1i sao kh\u00f3i l\u1ea1i \u0111en. - Con hi\u1ec3u th\u1ebf n\u00e0o, n\u00f3i m\u1eb9 nghe. - L\u00e0 v\u00ec l\u00f2 \u0111ang n\u01b0\u1edbng b\u00e1nh m\u00ec \u0111en.","K\u1ec3 chuy\u1ec7n c\u1ed5 t\u00edch C\u00f3 ti\u1ebfng v\u1ee1 xo\u1ea3ng m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i kh\u00f4 \u0111anh \u1edf ph\u00f2ng b\u00ean. B\u00e0 m\u1eb9 \u0111ang m\u1ea3i mi\u1ebft vi\u1ebft l\u00e1ch, h\u1ecfi v\u1edbi sang: - G\u00ec \u0111\u1ea5y, con? C\u1eadu b\u00e9 ch\u1ea1y v\u1ed9i s\u00e0 v\u00e0o l\u00f2ng m\u1eb9, n\u00e9t m\u1eb7t c\u00f2n h\u1ed1t ho\u1ea3ng. N\u00f3 b\u1ea3o: - M\u1eb9 \u01a1i! M\u1eb9 c\u00f3 mu\u1ed1n nghe con k\u1ec3 chuy\u1ec7n c\u1ed5 t\u00edch kh\u00f4ng? M\u1eb9 vui s\u01b0\u1edbng \u00f4m ch\u1eb7t b\u00e9: - M\u1eb9 th\u00edch l\u1eafm, con k\u1ec3 \u0111i! - Ng\u00e0y x\u1eeda ng\u00e0y x\u01b0a l\u00e2u l\u1eafm r\u1ed3i trong m\u1ed9t ng\u00f4i nh\u00e0 n\u1ecd c\u00f3 hai chi\u1ebfc b\u00ecnh c\u1ed5 \u0111\u1eb9p l\u1eafm truy\u1ec1n l\u1ea1i t\u1eeb \u0111\u1eddi n\u1ea3o \u0111\u1eddi n\u00e0o \u0111\u1ebfn nay. M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m, ch\u1eb3ng may m\u1ed9t chi\u1ebfc b\u00ecnh r\u01a1i v\u1ee1 tan t\u00e0nh.","\u0110\u00e1ng \u0111\u1eddi m\u00e0y! Th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 nh\u00ecn v\u00e0o chi\u1ebfc b\u00ecnh \u0111\u1ef1ng n\u01b0\u1edbc v\u00e0 th\u1ea5y b\u00f3ng m\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ee9a b\u00e9 trong \u0111\u00f3. N\u00f3 b\u1ecf ch\u1ea1y, sau l\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ebfn ng\u00f3 v\u00e0o b\u00ecnh th\u00ec l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 c\u0169ng ng\u00f3 \u0111\u1ea7u v\u00e0o b\u00ecnh nh\u00ecn n\u00f3. N\u00f3 tr\u1ee3n m\u1eaft, m\u00f3c tay k\u00e9o m\u1ed3m r\u1ed9ng l\u00e0m ng\u00e1o \u1ed9p, th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 trong b\u00ecnh c\u0169ng l\u00e0m y h\u1ec7t th\u1ebf. N\u00f3 th\u00e8 l\u01b0\u1ee1i l\u1eafc \u0111\u1ea7u, sau \u0111\u00f3 gi\u01a1 qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ea5m do\u1ea1 th\u00ec th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 trong b\u00ecnh c\u0169ng th\u00e8 l\u01b0\u1ee1i, l\u1eafc \u0111\u1ea7u v\u00e0 gi\u01a1 qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ea5m do\u1ea1 l\u1ea1i. \u0110\u1ebfn th\u1ebf n\u00e0y, ho\u1ea3ng qu\u00e1, n\u00f3 ch\u1ea1y t\u1edbi ch\u1ed7 b\u1ed1 n\u00f3, m\u00e1ch: - B\u1ed1 \u01a1i! Trong b\u00ecnh c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t th\u1eb1ng ng\u01b0\u1eddi do\u1ea1 \u0111\u00e1nh con. B\u1ed1 kh\u00f4ng tin, ch\u1ea1y l\u1ea1i ng\u00f3 v\u00e0o b\u00ecnh xem th\u00ec th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t g\u00e3 \u0111\u00e0n \u00f4ng m\u1eb7t d\u1eef t\u1ee3n, r\u00e2u x\u1ed3m xo\u00e0m k\u00edn m\u1ed3m. \u00d4ng b\u1ed1 th\u1eed gi\u1eadt r\u00e2u, th\u00e8 l\u01b0\u1ee1i th\u00ec l\u00e3o gi\u00e0 kia c\u0169ng l\u00e0m \u0111\u00fang nh\u01b0 v\u1eady. \u00d4ng b\u1ed1 t\u1ee9c qu\u00e1 nh\u1ed5 n\u01b0\u1edbc mi\u1ebfng v\u00e0o m\u1eb7t g\u00e3 \u0111\u00e0n \u00f4ng trong mi\u1ec7ng b\u00ecnh, l\u00e3o ta c\u0169ng nh\u1ed5 l\u1ea1i to\u1eb9t m\u1ed9t ti\u1ebfng. \u0110i\u00ean ti\u1ebft, \u00f4ng b\u1ed1 t\u00f3m l\u1ea5y b\u00ecnh v\u00e0 d\u00f9ng h\u1ebft s\u1ee9c choang th\u1eb3ng c\u00e1nh xu\u1ed1ng n\u1ec1n g\u1ea1ch. Chi\u1ebfc b\u00ecnh v\u1ee1 tan, n\u01b0\u1edbc tung to\u00e9. - Th\u1eb1ng gi\u00e0 kh\u1ed1n ki\u1ebfp, th\u1eadt \u0111\u00e1ng \u0111\u1eddi nh\u00e0 mi! Gi\u00e0 r\u00e2u ria x\u1ed3m xo\u00e0m m\u00e0 c\u00f2n tr\u00eau ch\u1ecdc tr\u1ebb con. Cho h\u1ebft \u0111\u1eddi m\u00e0y!","\u0110\u1ed1 bi\u1ebft Hai \u0111\u1ee9a b\u00e9 nh\u00ecn ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t v\u00e0 \u0111\u1ed1 nhau: - T\u1edb \u0111\u1ed1 c\u1eadu c\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t \u0111\u00e3 c\u00f3 s\u00fang l\u1ee5c l\u1ea1i c\u00f3 dao g\u0103m l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ec3 l\u00e0m g\u00ec? - D\u1ec5 th\u1ebf m\u00e0 c\u0169ng h\u1ecfi. - N\u00f3i xem! - \u0110\u1ec3 kh\u1ecfi b\u1ecb c\u01b0\u1edbp m\u1ea5t s\u00fang l\u1ee5c.","S\u1ebd ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c M\u1eb9 - \u00d4i, con g\u00e1i m\u1eb9 n\u00edn kh\u00f3c r\u1ed3i \u01b0? Ngoan qu\u00e1. Con - Ch\u01b0a \u0111\u00e2u! M\u1eb9 - M\u1eb9 c\u00f3 nghe th\u1ea5y ti\u1ebfng con kh\u00f3c n\u1eefa \u0111\u00e2u. Con - Ch\u1ec9 ngh\u1ec9 l\u1ea5y s\u1ee9c m\u1ed9t l\u00fac th\u00f4i, con s\u1ebd c\u00f2n ti\u1ebfp t\u1ee5c.","Qu\u00e1 mu\u1ed9n \u0110ang ng\u1ed3i b\u00e0n \u0103n c\u01a1m, c\u1eadu con trai b\u1ed7ng ch\u1ec9 v\u00e0o \u00f4ng b\u1ed1: - B\u1ed1 \u01a1i! \u00d4i k\u00eca... - Trong b\u1eefa \u0103n kh\u00f4ng n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n, c\u00e0ng kh\u00f4ng n\u00ean n\u00f3i to v\u00e0 la h\u00e9t. C\u1eadu b\u00e9 \u0111\u00e0nh im l\u1eb7ng. Sau khi \u0103n xong, c\u00f9ng ng\u1ed3i tr\u01b0\u1edbc b\u00e0n u\u1ed1ng n\u01b0\u1edbc, \u00f4ng b\u1ed1 m\u1edbi h\u1ecfi t\u1ea1i sao trong b\u1eefa \u0103n l\u1ea1i k\u00eau to l\u00ean th\u1ebf \u0111\u1ec3 l\u00e0m g\u00ec. C\u1eadu b\u00e9 tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: - C\u00f2n n\u00f3i l\u00e0m g\u00ec n\u1eefa, m\u1ecdi vi\u1ec7c \u0111\u00e3 ho\u00e0n t\u1ea5t c\u1ea3 r\u1ed3i, b\u1ed1 \u1ea1! M\u1ed9t con s\u00e2u trong l\u00e1 rau s\u1ed1ng b\u1ed1 \u0111ang v\u00e0 v\u00e0o mi\u1ec7ng. Th\u1ebf l\u00e0 b\u1ed1 \u0111\u00e3 nu\u1ed1t c\u1ea3 con s\u00e2u!","\u0110\u1ebfm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ch\u1ee9 \u00d4ng ngo\u1ea1i t\u1edbi th\u0103m \u0111\u1ee9a ch\u00e1u m\u1edbi 3 tu\u1ed5i. M\u1eb9 ch\u00e1u khoe: - Ch\u00e1u ch\u01b0a bi\u1ebft ch\u1eef v\u00e0 s\u1ed1 nh\u01b0ng bi\u1ebft \u0111\u1ebfm r\u1ed3i \u0111\u1ea5y, \u00f4ng \u1ea1! \u00d4ng ng\u1ea1c nhi\u00ean: - Th\u1ebf \u01b0? Ch\u00e1u \u0111\u1ebfm t\u1eeb 1 \u0111\u1ebfn 10 cho \u00f4ng nghe n\u00e0o. B\u00e9: - V\u00e2ng \u1ea1! N\u00f3 \u0111\u1ecdc r\u1ea5t to: M\u1ed9t, hai, ba... t\u1edbi m\u01b0\u1eddi. \u00d4ng \u00f4m ch\u00e1u v\u00e0o l\u00f2ng: - Ch\u00e1u \u00f4ng gi\u1ecfi qu\u00e1! Th\u1ebf ch\u00e1u c\u00f3 \u0111\u1ebfm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c s\u1ed1 cao h\u01a1n 10 kh\u00f4ng? - Th\u01b0a \u00f4ng, c\u00f3 ch\u1ee9 \u1ea1! V\u00e0 b\u00e9 \u0111\u1eb7t tay l\u00ean ch\u1ed7 \u0111\u1ec9nh \u0111\u1ea7u cao nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ebfm t\u1eeb m\u1ed9t \u0111\u1ebfn m\u01b0\u1eddi.","M\u1eaft \u1edf ph\u00eda tr\u01b0\u1edbc -Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o - Em h\u00e3y gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch t\u1ea1i sao ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta th\u1ea5y ch\u1edbp tr\u01b0\u1edbc r\u1ed3i sau m\u1edbi nghe th\u1ea5y ti\u1ebfng s\u1ea5m. L\u00fd do g\u00ec v\u1eady? Tr\u00f2 - Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, v\u00ec m\u1eaft ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta \u1edf ph\u00eda tr\u01b0\u1edbc n\u00ean th\u1ea5y tr\u01b0\u1edbc, c\u00f2n tai \u1edf ph\u00eda sau n\u00ean nghe th\u1ea5y ti\u1ebfng s\u1ea5m sau \u1ea1!","Ch\u00f3 con l\u00e0 g\u00ec? Hai anh em trai, \u0111\u1ee9a 5 tu\u1ed5i \u0111\u1ee9a 3 tu\u1ed5i \u0111\u00f9a v\u1eadt nhau tr\u00ean s\u00e2n \u0111\u1ea7y r\u01a1m v\u00e0 c\u1ecf kh\u00f4. Ch\u00fang r\u00fac \u0111\u1ea7u v\u00e0o c\u1ecf \u0111\u1ec3 tr\u1ed1n, \u0111\u1ea7u \u00f3c b\u00e1m \u0111\u1ea7y \u0111\u1ea5t v\u00e0 m\u00f9n c\u1ecf. B\u1ed1 b\u1ea3o: - Tr\u00f4ng hai \u0111\u1ee9a c\u00f3 gi\u1ed1ng hai con ch\u00f3 con kh\u00f4ng k\u00eca. C\u00fan (c\u1eadu anh)! Con l\u00e0 con ch\u00f3 con, con c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft ch\u00f3 con l\u00e0 g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng? C\u00fan con khoanh tay tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi b\u1ed1: - Con ch\u00f3 con l\u00e0 con con ch\u00f3 b\u1ed1 \u1ea1!","S\u00fan r\u0103ng Hai b\u00e0 ch\u00e1u d\u1eaft nhau ra gh\u1ebf \u0111\u00e1 v\u01b0\u1eddn hoa xem c\u1ea3nh thi\u00ean nhi\u00ean. B\u00e0 b\u1ea3o: - Ch\u00e1u \u0111\u00e3 \u0103n h\u1ebft k\u1eb9o r\u1ed3i \u00e0? Th\u00f4i, c\u00f2n ch\u1ed7 n\u00e0y b\u00e0 gi\u1eef cho. \u0110\u1ec3 d\u00e0nh chi\u1ec1u \u0103n. \u0102n nhi\u1ec1u s\u00fan r\u0103ng \u0111\u1ea5y! - \u00d4i b\u00e0 \u01a1i. B\u00e2y gi\u1edd ch\u00e1u m\u1edbi bi\u1ebft. H\u1ed9p k\u1eb9o \u00f4ng mua cho ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n v\u00e0i c\u00e1i. Ch\u00e1u kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft k\u1eb9o \u0111i \u0111\u00e2u h\u1ebft. Ra b\u00e0 \u0103n n\u00ean b\u00e2y gi\u1edd b\u00e0 s\u00fan g\u1ea7n h\u1ebft c\u00e1c r\u0103ng.","Xem c\u00f3 s\u1ed1ng 1000 n\u0103m Nghe th\u1ea7y sinh v\u1eadt k\u1ec3 v\u1ec1 nh\u1eefng c\u00e2y s\u1ed1ng l\u00e2u, c\u00f3 c\u00e2y nh\u01b0 m\u1ed9t vi\u1ec7n b\u1ea3o t\u00e0ng v\u1ec1 th\u1eddi gian. L\u00e2m b\u00e8n ra ch\u1ee3 mua m\u1ed9t c\u00e2y si con v\u1ec1 tr\u1ed3ng trong v\u01b0\u1eddn. \u00d4ng n\u1ed9i th\u1ea5y l\u1ea1, b\u1ea3o: - Sao ch\u00e1u l\u1ea1i tr\u1ed3ng c\u00e2y si trong v\u01b0\u1eddn hoa, r\u1ed3i n\u00f3 s\u1ebd l\u1edbn l\u00e0m ch\u1ebft h\u1ebft c\u00e1c c\u00e2y kh\u00e1c. Ch\u00e1u tr\u1ed3ng c\u00e2y \u0103n qu\u1ea3 ng\u1eafn ng\u00e0y h\u01a1n. - Kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u00e2u \u00f4ng \u1ea1! Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ch\u00e1u b\u1ea3o c\u00e2y si v\u00e0 c\u00e1c c\u00e2y s\u1ed1ng l\u00e2u nh\u01b0 m\u1ed9t vi\u1ec7n b\u1ea3o t\u00e0ng th\u1eddi gian. - \u0110\u00fang \u0111\u1ea5y! C\u00e2y si s\u1ebd m\u1ecdc to che h\u1ebft c\u1ea3 v\u01b0\u1eddn, n\u00f3 s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ebfn c\u1ea3 ng\u00e0n n\u0103m. - \u0110\u00fang r\u1ed3i, \u00f4ng gi\u1ecfi nh\u01b0 th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ch\u00e1u. Ch\u00e1u mu\u1ed1n theo d\u00f5i n\u00f3 xem c\u00f3 s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c t\u1edbi 1000 n\u0103m kh\u00f4ng!","C\u00e1i l\u1ee3i c\u1ee7a s\u1ed1 h\u1ecdc Nh\u00e0 v\u0103n M\u1ef9 S\u00e1cl\u01a1 Lincletex gi\u1ea3i \u0111\u00e1p c\u00e1c c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi c\u1ee7a tr\u1ebb em tr\u00ean v\u00f4 tuy\u1ebfn: - C\u00f4 b\u00e9 \u0111\u1ed9i m\u0169 \u0111\u1ecf l\u00e0m th\u1ebf n\u00e0o m\u00e0 bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c r\u1eb1ng kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i b\u00e0 m\u00e0 l\u00e0 con s\u00f3i x\u00e1m n\u1eb1m tr\u00ean gi\u01b0\u1eddng? - R\u1ea5t \u0111\u01a1n gi\u1ea3n: C\u00f4 ch\u00e1u g\u00e1i \u0111\u1ebfm nh\u1eefng c\u00e1i ch\u00e2n. Ch\u00f3 s\u00f3i c\u00f3 nh\u1eefng b\u1ed1n ch\u00e2n, c\u00f2n b\u00e0 th\u00ec ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 hai. - \u0110\u1ea5y, c\u00e1c em th\u1ea5y kh\u00f4ng, bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c s\u1ed1 h\u1ecdc c\u00f3 l\u1ee3i nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o!","\u0110\u1ee9a b\u00e9 \\\"th\u00f4ng minh\\\" Hai v\u1ee3 ch\u1ed3ng Bill v\u00e0 Maria c\u00e3i nhau, kh\u00f4ng mu\u1ed1n cho \u0111\u1ee9a con trai 10 tu\u1ed5i bi\u1ebft li\u1ec1n b\u1ea3o n\u00f3 ra ngo\u00e0i ban c\u00f4ng \u0111\u1ee9ng v\u1edbi l\u1eddi d\u1eb7n: - Con \u0111\u1ee9ng \u0111\u00e2y v\u00e0 th\u00f4ng b\u00e1o l\u1ea1i cho b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9 nh\u1eefng g\u00ec x\u1ea3y ra b\u00ean nh\u00e0 h\u00e0ng x\u00f3m! \u0110\u1ee9a b\u00e9 \u0111\u1ee9ng \u1edf ban c\u00f4ng, b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u \\\"b\u00e1o c\u00e1o\\\": - M\u1ed9t xe \u00f4 t\u00f4 v\u1eeba d\u1eebng tr\u01b0\u1edbc c\u1eeda nh\u00e0 h\u00e0ng x\u00f3m! ... - M\u1ed9t c\u00e1i xe c\u1ea5p c\u1ee9u \u0111i qua! ... - C\u00f4 ch\u00fa Andersons c\u0169ng \u0111ang c\u00e3i nhau! Bill v\u00e0 Maria gi\u1eadt m\u00ecnh, ng\u1eebng c\u00e3i nhau, quay ra h\u1ecfi con: - Sao con bi\u1ebft h\u1ecd \u0111ang c\u00e3i nhau? - T\u1ea1i v\u00ec b\u1ea1n Tom, con c\u1ee7a h\u1ecd, c\u0169ng \u0111ang \u0111\u1ee9ng \u1edf ban c\u00f4ng \u1ea1!","Th\u00edch m\u00e8o B\u00e0 m\u1eb9 h\u1ecfi c\u1eadu con trai nh\u1ecf: - Con th\u00edch nh\u1ea5t con g\u00ec \u1edf v\u01b0\u1eddn b\u00e1ch th\u00fa? - Con th\u00edch h\u1ed5, c\u00f2n b\u1ed1 th\u00edch m\u00e8o. - M\u00e8o n\u00e0o? \u1ede v\u01b0\u1eddn b\u00e1ch th\u00fa sao l\u1ea1i c\u00f3 m\u00e8o? - Con n\u00f3i nh\u01b0 v\u1eady v\u00ec \u0111\u00e3 nghe th\u1ea5y b\u1ed1 b\u1ea3o \\\"c\u00e1i con m\u00e8o con \u0111ang b\u00e1n v\u00e9 xinh qu\u00e1!\\\" khi b\u1ed1 \u0111\u01b0a con \u0111i ch\u01a1i v\u01b0\u1eddn b\u00e1ch th\u00fa h\u00f4m ch\u1ee7 nh\u1eadt v\u1eeba qua. - H\u1ea3!??","L\u00e0m sao m\u00e0 th\u1ea5y \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c! M\u1ed9t c\u1eadu b\u00e9 \u0111i ra kh\u1ecfi nh\u00e0 th\u1edd v\u00e0 nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y cha x\u1ee9 \u0111ang \u0111\u1ee9ng b\u1eaft tay m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi tr\u01b0\u1edbc c\u1eeda ra v\u00e0o. Khi \u0111\u1ebfn l\u01b0\u1ee3t c\u1eadu, cha x\u1ee9 \u0111\u1ea9y c\u1eadu sang b\u00ean v\u00e0 n\u00f3i: \\\"Con ph\u1ea3i gia nh\u1eadp \u0111\u1ed9i qu\u00e2n c\u1ee7a Ch\u00faa \u0111\u00e3\\\". - Nh\u01b0ng con \u0111\u00e3 gia nh\u1eadp r\u1ed3i \u0111\u00f3 th\u00f4i. - Th\u1ebf sao ta ch\u1ec9 th\u1ea5y con \u0111i v\u00e0o nh\u00e0 th\u1edd v\u00e0o d\u1ecbp Gi\u00e1ng sinh v\u00e0 Ph\u1ee5c sinh? - Con \u1edf trong \u0111\u01a1n v\u1ecb t\u00ecnh b\u00e1o. - C\u1eadu b\u00e9 th\u00ec th\u1ea7m.","Th\u1ea7n may m\u1eafn Con: B\u1ed1 \u01a1i, c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o \u0111en \u1edf trong ph\u00f2ng \u0103n. B\u1ed1: \u0110\u1eebng s\u1ee3, T\u00f4m! M\u00e8o \u0111en mang l\u1ea1i s\u1ef1 may m\u1eafn \u0111\u1ea5y. Con: V\u00e2ng, con m\u00e8o n\u00e0y qu\u1ea3 th\u1eadt l\u00e0 may m\u1eafn. N\u00f3 \u0111\u00e3 k\u1ecbp ch\u00e9n h\u1ebft su\u1ea5t t\u1ed1i c\u1ee7a b\u1ed1 r\u1ed3i.","M\u1ea5t r\u1ed3i Ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ed1 c\u00f3 vi\u1ec7c l\u00e0m \u0103n ph\u1ea3i xa nh\u00e0 v\u00e0i h\u00f4m, m\u1edbi d\u1eb7n r\u1eb1ng: - Con \u1edf nh\u00e0 n\u1ebfu c\u00f3 ai h\u1ecfi th\u00ec b\u1ea3o b\u1ed1 \u0111i v\u1eafng v\u00e0i h\u00f4m. V\u1ed1n bi\u1ebft t\u00ednh con m\u1ea3i ch\u01a1i, hay qu\u00ean, ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ed1 b\u00e8n vi\u1ebft v\u00e0o m\u1ed9t t\u1edd gi\u1ea5y \u0111\u01b0a cho con v\u00e0 d\u1eb7n: - N\u1ebfu qu\u00ean th\u00ec \u0111\u01b0a c\u00e1i gi\u1ea5y n\u00e0y cho h\u1ecd xem. \u0110\u1ee9a con \u1edf nh\u00e0 ch\u01a1i c\u1ea3 ng\u00e0y ch\u1eb3ng th\u1ea5y ai \u0111\u1ebfn h\u1ecfi c\u1ea3. T\u1ed1i \u0111\u1ebfn nh\u1edb \u0111\u1ebfn m\u1ea3nh gi\u1ea5y m\u1edbi \u0111em ra tr\u01b0\u1edbc ng\u1ecdn \u0111\u00e8n xem, loay hoay, ch\u1eb3ng may ch\u00e1y m\u1ea5t. S\u00e1ng h\u00f4m sau c\u00f3 kh\u00e1ch \u0111\u1ebfn h\u1ecfi: - B\u1ed1 m\u00e0y \u0111i \u0111\u00e2u? Th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 qu\u00ean khu\u1ea5y m\u1ea5t l\u1eddi b\u1ed1 n\u00f3i \u0111i \u0111\u00e2u. Ch\u1ee3t nh\u1edb b\u1ed1 \u0111\u01b0a cho m\u1ea3nh gi\u1ea5y, s\u1edd v\u00e0o t\u00fai kh\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y \u0111\u00e2u m\u1edbi ng\u1ea9n ng\u01a1 n\u00f3i: - M\u1ea5t r\u1ed3i. Kh\u00e1ch th\u1ea3ng th\u1ed1t, ng\u01a1 ng\u00e1c h\u1ecfi: - Sao? Sao, m\u1ea5t t\u1eeb khi n\u00e0o. Th\u1eb1ng b\u00e9 tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: - M\u1ea5t... l\u00fac t\u1ed1i h\u00f4m qua.","B\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u bao gi\u1edd \u00d4ng b\u1ed1 nghi\u00eam ch\u1ec9nh ng\u1ed3i tr\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eb7t con v\u00e0 n\u00f3i: - M\u1ed9t trong nh\u1eefng t\u00ednh x\u1ea5u nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i. Tr\u1ebb con c\u00e0ng kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i. B\u1eb1ng tu\u1ed5i con ng\u00e0y x\u01b0a b\u1ed1 kh\u00f4ng bao gi\u1edd n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i. Con - Th\u1ebf ngh\u0129a l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u1edbn m\u1edbi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i \u1ea1. \u0110\u1ebfn tu\u1ed5i n\u00e0o th\u00ec b\u1ed1 b\u1eaft \u0111\u1ea7u n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i.","Mua \u0111\u1ec1n B\u00e0 m\u1eb9 d\u1ed7 con: - N\u00edn \u0111i, l\u00e0m sao c\u1ee9 kh\u00f3c m\u00e3i, l\u00e0 t\u1ea1i c\u00e1i g\u00ec n\u00e0o? - Con m\u00e8o \u0103n v\u1ee5ng h\u1ebft b\u00e1nh \u0111\u1ec3 d\u00e0nh c\u1ee7a con r\u1ed3i. - \u00d4i, th\u1ebf th\u00f4i m\u00e0 c\u0169ng kh\u00f3c. Mai m\u1eb9 mua \u0111\u1ec1n cho con m\u1ed9t con m\u00e8o kh\u00e1c.","R\u1ea5t gi\u1ed1ng Th\u1eb1ng con l\u00e0m h\u1ecfng m\u00e1y, \u00f4ng b\u1ed1 r\u1ea5t c\u00e1u: - M\u00e0y \u0111\u00fang l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ed3 con l\u1eeba. - B\u1ed1 n\u00f3i \u0111\u00fang. \u00d4ng v\u1eabn b\u1ea3o con l\u00e0 m\u00e0y gi\u1ed1ng cha m\u00e0y nh\u01b0 \u0111\u00fac!","Con s\u1ee3 B\u00e0 m\u1eb9 d\u1eabn con \u0111\u1ebfn tr\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eb7t c\u00f4 b\u1ea3o m\u1eabu v\u00e0 b\u1ea3o: - \u0110\u00e2y l\u00e0 c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o trong nh\u00e0 c\u1ee7a con, h\u00e3y l\u00e0m quen \u0111i, con h\u00e3y t\u1edbi h\u00f4n c\u00f4 n\u00e0o. - Con s\u1ee3! - T\u1ea1i sao? C\u00f4 \u0111\u1eb9p v\u00e0 hi\u1ec1n th\u1ebf c\u01a1 m\u00e0! - Nh\u01b0ng c\u00f4 c\u00f3 t\u00e1t con nh\u01b0 t\u1ed1i h\u00f4m qua khi b\u1ed1 h\u00f4n c\u00f4 kh\u00f4ng?","G\u1ecdi l\u00e0 g\u00ec? Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o - Ki\u00ean, t\u1ea1i sao em kh\u00f4ng ghi b\u00e0i th\u1ea7y gi\u1ea3ng, em \u0111i h\u1ecdc hay \u0111i ch\u01a1i? Ki\u00ean. - Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, em \u0111\u1ec3 qu\u00ean b\u00fat \u1edf nh\u00e0 \u1ea1! Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o. - Th\u1eadt h\u1ebft ch\u1ed7 n\u00f3i! \u0110i h\u1ecdc qu\u00ean b\u00fat, g\u1ecdi \u0111\u00edch danh ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 g\u00ec? H\u00e3y tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi t\u00f4i, n\u1ebfu ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00ednh ra tr\u1eadn \u0111\u00e1nh nhau m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng mang theo s\u00fang c\u1eafm l\u01b0\u1ee1i l\u00ea th\u00ec s\u1ebd g\u1ecdi anh ta l\u00e0 g\u00ec? Ki\u00ean. - Nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf th\u00ec anh ta l\u00e0 s\u0129 quan \u1ea1!","Bi\u1ec3u di\u1ec5n xi\u1ebfc B\u00e9 c\u00f9ng b\u1ed1 \u0111i xem xi\u1ebfc. V\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 m\u1eb9 h\u1ecfi b\u00e9: - H\u00f4m nay xem xi\u1ebfc con c\u00f3 th\u00edch kh\u00f4ng? K\u1ec3 cho m\u1eb9 nghe n\u00e0o! - Con th\u00edch t\u1ea5t c\u1ea3 ti\u1ebft m\u1ee5c, ai c\u0169ng gi\u1ecfi, ch\u00f3, g\u00e0, g\u1ea5u c\u0169ng gi\u1ecfi, ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 ph\u00f3ng dao l\u00e0 k\u00e9m qu\u00e1. M\u1eb9 b\u1ea3o v\u1edbi b\u00e1c ph\u1ee5 tr\u00e1ch r\u1ea1p xi\u1ebfc cho ch\u00fa \u1ea5y ngh\u1ec9 th\u00f4i. - Ch\u00fa \u1ea5y bi\u1ec3u di\u1ec5n th\u1ebf n\u00e0o m\u00e0 con b\u1ea3o k\u00e9m? - Ch\u00fa \u1ea5y ph\u00f3ng dao lia l\u1ecba v\u00e0o m\u1ed9t c\u00f4 m\u1eb7c \u00e1o t\u00ed, h\u1edf b\u1ee5ng. Ph\u00f3ng m\u00e3i m\u00e0 ch\u1ea3 tr\u00fang r\u1ed1n c\u00f4 \u1ea5y l\u1ea7n n\u00e0o."]