Gaz Guzzler - Ed. 1

Welcome to the Gaz Guzzler magazine here we will take a look at all your desiresthat have four wheels and an engine in that grill. I, the author, shall lead youthrough this array of burnt gasoline, shiny metal and not so amazing poetry butwho are we kidding your not here for an English lesson, so before we begin letslook at what you just bought into. When you first gave your money to the cashierdid you feel a rush of Adrenalin coursing through your veins, that burst oftestosterone in your crotch, if the answer is no then your about to feel thepower, are you hyped up yet, then lets get started.Currently in this very magazine there are four beautiful ladies in the musclesection waiting for you to feel the what it means to have Power, to test how yourEndurance stands in those stressful conditions on that long road, feel the Velocityon your shoulders as that G-force pushes down on you and to top it all of beblinded by the one and only Beauty to hit your eyeballs harder then a hammerbashing in nails, lets hope all that didn't shock you too much since I am almostsure that they might go easy. But before you meet them four lets get youwarmed up shall we, we'll take a detour to visit some of the less known but soonto be famous, and some of the lost but not forgotten, so without further ado letsget this show on the road.Also don't forget to check out our CEO edition which will be out soon, in there afilthy rich boss can find lots of new toys to use when disposing of pests outside aswell as inside there organisation and who knows that boss might be you.

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Lets bring out the hot stuff, that cruising inhot pursuit and dust in the lungs of youropponents as your speeding away withthere woman waiving bye-bye everybody willrespect you when they see what your riding.Pure hotness, exposed engine, chrome sideexhausts and burning a desert with nothingto cool you off but the wind in your hair,welcome back to the 30s baby cause therehere to rip right through the ribcage ofthose modern, smooth ass, kids and showem how the old timers do it.

Ever heard the famous saying 'The beauty is in the ewell then you better prepare your eyeballs to witnebeauty in hopes that they do not pop out of there soyear old mans teeth who is no longer able to get itsupport. But if its the fountain of youth you are lookican stay young forever with this hotness becausedoesn't bring you back in time by breaking the spayou can consider it a win-win when your being laid intyour casket at the cemetery because you knowwhat they say live fast-die young.

eye of the beholder'ess this exhilarating ockets like a ninety up without externaling for well now youe even if its speedace-time continuumto

We all remember that time we tried using an off-roader to drive into a nottoo deep puddle but it turned out that the piece of junk that everyonecalls a 4x4 couldn’t handle a bit of submersion well this time theGuardian is about to show you what off-roading is all about. Whetheryour going up the steep slopes of Mt.Chilliad or going straight down thewetlands of Lago Zancudo this underrated, industrialized, and totally notcompensating for something beast of a truck can smash through hellitself as long as those chrome exhausts stay above water.

How about we take a look at how this beast handles before we reachfor that wallet. The Guardian is a perfect example of what happenswhen a pickup and a road train have a baby, coming out with anintimidating look and five extra seats for your friends this thing willimpress any on looker passing by. On a straight road it can accelerateto 130mph with enough power to plow through most vehicles and letsnot forget about its impressive off-roading capabilities the only thingthis truck is lacking is a soft suspension system making this big boyhave a bit of a bounce upon landing, but once you master taking holdof this big thing you will find that it has a few tricks up its sleeve.

Price List For your convenience we have partnered with Legendary Motorsport and Southern San Andreas Super Autos so you can review, price wise, which car you most desire from this magazine. Vapid Hotknife 2-door hotrod, V8 with 4 Double Barrel Carburetors & RWD Price: $90,000 Bravado Verlierer 2-door sports car, V12 with 6-Double Barrel Carburetors & RWD Price: $695,000Partnered with:

Vapid Dominator2-door muscle car, 450cui(7.4L) Supercharged & RWD Price: $35,000 Bravado Gauntlet2-door muscle car, 450cui(7.4L) Supercharged & RWD Price: $32,000 Imponte Pheonix2-door muscle car, V8 Turbo &RWD Price: $10,000 Declasse Sabre Turbo2-door muscle car, 9.0 Liter(550ci) Turbocharged & RWD Price: $15,000 Vapid Guardian4-door pickup truck,Turbocharged Inline-4 & AWD Price: $375,000 11

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- Vapid DThe journey to reach the American dream started with the Vapidmanufacturer back in 1942 when the roads were empty and Europe wasbusy the first true automobile was born.Today we must start with remembering the car thatdominated our hearts trough shear andaggressive horsepower, muscle andburnt gasoline. The Dominator is a longstanding symbol of what the Americandream has come to be which is sellingweapons to foreign countries in orderto cover debt the American way, thepower horse has arrived and he’s gotstyle, affordable to anyone who iswilling to pay in war bonds, no matteryour status whether you’re a veteranor a tourist if you want the best horsepowerin town the Vapid Dominator is the car for you.Outfitted with a V8 engine with a large cylindrical air filter on top, to keepthat supercharged block under your hood kicking and polluting thatenvironment, this car can accelerate from 0-60 in 6 seconds with a topspeed of 120mph but careful on those sharp turns cause with that rearwheel drive and plenty of oversteer controlling this pony can be quiet thechallenge for the newbies out there.

Dominator - Vehicle Details  Acceleration (0-60 mph)…………………………….…...…….…5.9 sec.  Top Speed……………………………………………..120 mph/193 kmh  Drivetrain…………………………………………….....Rear Wheel Drive  Gears……………………………………………………………………….5  Engine………………………………………450cui (7.4L) Supercharged





ImponteThere is a legend that talks about the existence of a creature onethat is majestic and proud which can be reborn from the ashes ofits predecessor, quiet gruesome when you think about it to behonest, but this is a different story its a story about you, yes you,and a hot, riveting, sexy V8 beast that you could only dream of theImponte Pheonix.If you want mythicality then this thing can burn through your gasin seconds, leaving you questioning your decision making skillsand your wallet, but to be honest who drives muscle these daysanyway its all about the looks nowadays, with those kids andthere selfies, so the wise thing to do in this situation is to smack ahigh level spoiler on that ass, rub the whole thing until its shinningchrome and lock it up in your high security garage until you cansell it for scrap just to realise in the end that you still love her.True love can be a bitch, that's why i keep a lawyer close, but letstalk about whats under the hood. Equipped with a V8 Turbo thisguy can accelerate from 0-60 mph in 5 seconds with a top speedof 110 mph, possessing 5 gears, weighing in at 3748 lbs this thing can burn trough a 65 litre gas tank from the start, but hell its worth it.

e Pheonix STATISTICS ACCELERATION (0-60 MPH)____5.2 secs Fuel Tank Size (litres)________________65 DRIVETRAIN__________Rear Wheel Drive TOP SPEED____________110mph/177kmh ENGINE_______________________V8 Turbo GEARS_______________________________5 MASS________________1700 Kg / 3748 lbs

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To be completely honest this is theonly car anyone can own all across the US on asmall budget whether your a homeless guy living of crapthat celebrities throw out there window or a low wageassistant to a rich CEO douchebag this little piece ofAmericana is mostly affordable and financially sound.Spare parts practically litter the streets, with a goodchunk going into looks, because if you cant live thedream you may as well fool everyone around you thatyou are, but do not fear, because even if you cant affordthat new GTX there is no shame in blowing your load into this GT and then gluing on that X, after all this is theland of opportunity..

After all the excuses of not having a bigger wallet letssee what exactly are you paying for when it comes to performance, as soon as you hit the road you will find a 9.0 Liter (550ci) Turbocharged engine under the hood accelerating 0-60 mph in 6 seconds whilst reaching a top speed of 110 mph and all accompanied by a Rear Wheel Drive spin out with a 5 gear clutch.





Acceleration (0-60 mph)_________________________6.2 sec.Top Speed____________________________115 mph/185 kmhEngine_____________________ 450cui (7.4L) TurbochargedDrivetrain__________________________ rear wheel driveMass___________________________________1600kg/3527lbsGears_______________________________________________5