99 Truyện Cười Thiếu Nhi

["M\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u s\u1ee3 n\u00f3 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00f3 ai bi\u1ebft v\u00ec sao g\u1ea5u ch\u00f3 l\u1ea1i ng\u1ee7 \u0111\u00f4ng, \u0111\u1ebfn 6 th\u00e1ng li\u1ec1n kh\u00f4ng? Ti\u1ec3u Ng\u1ecdc l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c gi\u01a1 tay tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: V\u00ec ch\u1eb3ng ai d\u00e1m \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c n\u00f3 d\u1eady c\u1ea3. Ch\u1ee7 ngh\u0129a duy v\u1eadt Th\u1ea7y: N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 em l\u00e0m m\u1ed9t vi\u1ec7c t\u1ed1t, em th\u00edch \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c bi\u1ec3u d\u01b0\u01a1ng h\u01a1n hay l\u0129nh ph\u1ea7n th\u01b0\u1edfng h\u01a1n? H\u1ecdc sinh: Em th\u00edch ph\u1ea7n th\u01b0\u1edfng h\u01a1n. Th\u1ea7y: V\u00ec sao? H\u1ecdc sinh: V\u00ec em l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi theo ch\u1ee7 ngh\u0129a duy v\u1eadt.","V\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 kh\u1ea9n tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Tu\u1ea7n sau ch\u00fang ta s\u1ebd ki\u1ec3m tra, hi\u1ec7n t\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ec1 thi \u0111\u00e3 \u1edf trong tay c\u00f4ng nh\u00e2n x\u01b0\u1edfng in. C\u00e1c em h\u00e3y v\u1ec1 \u00f4n t\u1eadp cho t\u1ed1t. B\u00e2y gi\u1edd c\u00f2n v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 g\u00ec n\u1eefa kh\u00f4ng? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 r\u1ea5t kh\u1ea9n tr\u01b0\u01a1ng mu\u1ed1n h\u1ecfi th\u1ea7y. Th\u1ea7y: Em c\u1ee9 n\u00f3i. H\u1ecdc sinh: V\u1eady \u0111\u1ecba ch\u1ec9 c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u00f4ng nh\u00e2n \u0111\u00f3 \u1edf \u0111\u00e2u \u1ea1?","K\u00ed t\u00ean \u0110\u1ee9c Huy b\u1ecb ph\u1ea1t ch\u00e9p 100 l\u1ea7n c\u00e2u \\\"T\u00f4i v\u1eeba l\u01b0\u1eddi bi\u1ebfng v\u1eeba ngoan c\u1ed1\\\". Sau khi ch\u00e9p xong \u0110\u1ee9c Huy \u0111em b\u1ea3n ch\u00e9p ph\u1ea1t tr\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eb7t b\u1ed1 n\u00f3i: \\\"Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i, b\u1ed1 ph\u1ea3i k\u00ed t\u00ean b\u00ean tr\u00ean t\u1edd gi\u1ea5y\\\".","Th\u00e0nh l\u1ecbch s\u1eed Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o l\u1ecbch s\u1eed: \\\"Sao em \u0111\u00f2i v\u1ec1 s\u1edbm?\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Em c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t cu\u1ed9c h\u1eb9n quan tr\u1ecdng\\\". Th\u1ea7y: \\\"L\u1ecbch s\u1eed quan tr\u1ecdng h\u01a1n hay b\u1ea1n g\u00e1i quan tr\u1ecdng h\u01a1n. H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 em tr\u1ec5 h\u1eb9n, c\u00f4 \u1ea5y s\u1ebd th\u00e0nh l\u1ecbch s\u1eed...!\\\"","L\u00fd do quay c\u00f3p Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Trong khi thi kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c l\u00e0m b\u1eady\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"\u0110\u00fang, kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 ng\u1ed3i ch\u1edd ch\u1ebft\\\".","\u0110\u00e2y ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 l\u01b0\u1eddi bi\u1ebfng Tr\u00ean l\u1edbp th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ra \u0111\u1ec1 b\u00e0i: \\\"Th\u1ebf n\u00e0o g\u1ecdi l\u00e0 l\u01b0\u1eddi bi\u1ebfng? \\\" Bu\u1ed5i t\u1ed1i th\u1ea7y ch\u1ea5m b\u00e0i. \u0110\u1ebfn l\u00fac ch\u1ea5m \u0111\u1ebfn b\u00e0i c\u1ee7a Ki\u1ec7t Ph\u00ed T\u01b0, ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n th\u1ea5y trang \u0111\u1ea7u ti\u00ean tr\u1eafng tinh. Trang th\u1ee9 hai c\u0169ng tr\u1eafng tinh, \u0111\u1ebfn trang th\u1ee9 ba m\u1edbi th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t h\u00e0ng ch\u1eef: \\\"\u0110\u00e2y ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 l\u01b0\u1eddi bi\u1ebfng\\\".","V\u00ec sao x\u1ea3y ra sai s\u00f3t M\u1eb9: V\u00ec sao m\u00e0 c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o b\u1ea3o m\u1ed9t th\u00e1ng nay c\u00f2n to\u00e0n l\u00e0m sai b\u00e0i t\u1eadp? Con: T\u1ea1i l\u00fac con l\u00e0m b\u00e0i t\u1eadp \u0111\u00fang c\u00f4 \u1ea5y c\u1ee9 \u0111\u00f2i h\u00f4n con.","Ai s\u00e1ng t\u1ea1o ra mu\u00f4n lo\u00e0i Trong m\u1ed9t gi\u1edd l\u1ecbch s\u1eed t\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t tr\u01b0\u1eddng t\u00f4n gi\u00e1o. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Theo c\u00e1c em, ai l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi s\u00e1ng t\u1ea1o ra mu\u00f4n lo\u00e0i\\\". C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp im l\u1eb7ng nh\u01b0 t\u1edd, kh\u00f4ng d\u00e1m th\u1edf m\u1ea1nh. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ch\u1edd m\u00e3i kh\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y ai tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi b\u00e8n t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn n\u00f3i: \\\"C\u00e1c em b\u1eaft bu\u1ed9c ph\u1ea3i tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi! L\u00e0 ai?\\\". N\u00f3i r\u1ed3i nh\u00ecn ch\u1eb1m ch\u1eb1m v\u00e0o m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh. H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u00f3 run r\u1ea9y \u0111\u1ee9ng l\u00ean tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y... Kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 em...\\\".","\u00fd ngh\u0129a c\u1ee7a t\u1eeb \\\"th\u00e1i\\\" Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: T\u1eeb \\\"Th\u00e1i\\\" ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 ch\u00ed cao v\u00f4 th\u01b0\u1ee3ng, gi\u1ed1ng nh\u01b0 Th\u00e1i Ho\u00e0ng, Th\u00e1i H\u1eadu, Th\u00e1i T\u1eed... hi\u1ec3u ch\u01b0a? Ti\u1ec3u Mai: Hi\u1ec3u r\u1ed3i \u1ea1, ch\u1eb3ng tr\u00e1ch b\u1ed1 em g\u1ecdi m\u1eb9 em l\u00e0 \\\"Th\u00e1i Th\u00e1i\\\".","Tr\u00e1ch th\u1ea7y Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Em \u0111\u1ecdc b\u00e0i ch\u1eb3ng c\u00f3 ti\u1ebfn b\u1ed9 ch\u00fat n\u00e0o c\u1ea3? B\u1eb1ng tu\u1ed5i em t\u00f4i \u0111\u1ecdc b\u00e0i r\u1ea5t l\u01b0u lo\u00e1t. H\u1ecdc sinh: \u0110i\u1ec1u \u0111\u1ea5y ch\u1eb3ng c\u00f3 g\u00ec \u0111\u00e1ng b\u00e0n c\u1ea3, l\u00fac \u0111\u00f3 th\u1ea7y c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y d\u1ea1y t\u1ed1t h\u01a1n th\u1ea7y c\u1ee7a em.","N\u00f3i r\u00f5 \u0111i\u1ec1u g\u00ec Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 trong t\u00fai qu\u1ea7n c\u1ee7a em c\u00f3 20.000\u0111, t\u00fai kh\u00e1c c\u00f3 50.000\u0111, \u0111i\u1ec1u \u0111\u00f3 n\u00f3i r\u00f5 c\u00e1i g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc sinh: \u0110i\u1ec1u \u0111\u00f3 n\u00f3i r\u00f5 \u0111\u1ea5y kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 qu\u1ea7n c\u1ee7a em.","V\u00f4 \u0111\u1ec1 M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m t\u00f4i \u0111\u1ebfn nh\u00e0 tr\u1ebb \u0111\u00f3n con, v\u1eeba b\u01b0\u1edbc v\u00e0o c\u1eeda nh\u00e0 tr\u1ebb th\u00ec th\u1ea5y con trai t\u00f4i \u0111\u1ea7u \u0111\u1ed9i m\u0169 blu tr\u1eafng, c\u1ed1 \u0111eo m\u1ed9t chi\u1ebfc \u1ed1ng nghe b\u1eb1ng \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i, tr\u00ean b\u00e0n ch\u1ed7 n\u00f3 ng\u1ed3i b\u00e0y m\u1ed9t s\u1ed1 d\u1ee5ng c\u1ee5 y t\u1ebf \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i. M\u1ed9t b\u00e9 g\u00e1i b\u1ebf m\u1ed9t b\u00fap b\u00ea g\u00e1i \u0111i l\u1ea1i ph\u00eda con trai t\u00f4i. Chi\u1ebfc m\u0169 c\u1ee7a b\u00fap b\u00ea \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c b\u00f4i m\u1ed9t \u00edt n\u01b0\u1edbc thu\u1ed1c m\u00e0u xanh. Ch\u1ec9 nghe c\u00f4 b\u00e9 n\u00f3i: \\\"B\u00e1c s\u0129, con t\u00f4i c\u00f3 b\u1ec7nh \u1edf ch\u1ed7 n\u00e0y n\u00e0y, xin b\u00e1c s\u0129 kh\u00e1m gi\u00f9m\\\" v\u1eeba n\u00f3i c\u00f4 b\u00e9 v\u1eeba ch\u1ec9 tay v\u00e0o m\u0169i b\u00fap b\u00ea. Ch\u1ec9 th\u1ea5y con trai t\u00f4i \u0111i qua, \u0111i l\u1ea1i gi\u1ea3 nh\u01b0 \u0111ang kh\u00e1m cho b\u1ec7nh nh\u00e2n, sau \u0111\u00f3 ng\u1ea9ng \u0111\u1ea7u \\\"khi\u00eam t\u1ed1n\\\" n\u00f3i v\u1edbi b\u00e9 g\u00e1i \\\"T\u00f4i l\u00e0 b\u00e1c s\u0129 ng\u0169 quan, b\u1ec7nh \u1edf m\u0169i kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i chuy\u00ean khoa c\u1ee7a t\u00f4i\\\".","L\u1ed7i \u0111\u1ea1o Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Tr\u00ean \u0111\u1eddi n\u00e0y d\u00f9 c\u00f3 bao nhi\u00eau ti\u1ec1n c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 \u0111\u1ed5i thay \u0111\u1ea1o \u0111\u1ee9c truy\u1ec1n th\u1ed1ng ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u00e2n \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. T\u00f4i cho em 100 USD em c\u00f3 d\u00e1m l\u1ed7i \u0111\u1ea1o l\u00e0m con \u0111\u1ed1i v\u1edbi b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9 m\u00ecnh kh\u00f4ng?\\\". H\u1ecdc tr\u00f2 l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"N\u1ebfu em \u0111\u00e1nh ch\u1ecb em th\u00ec th\u1ea7y cho em bao nhi\u00eau ti\u1ec1n?\\\".","C\u00f3 c\u00f2n c\u01a1m kh\u00f4ng Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o \u0111ang gi\u1ea3ng m\u1ed1i quan h\u1ec7 gi\u1eefa dung m\u00f4i v\u00e0 d\u00f9ng ch\u1ea5t \\\"Dung m\u00f4i nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 ho\u00e0 tan dung ch\u1ea5t nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh\\\" v\u00ed nh\u01b0 c\u00e1c b\u1ea1n \u0103n m\u1ed9t b\u00e1t c\u01a1m l\u1ea1i \u0103n ti\u1ebfp m\u1ed9t b\u00e1t \u0111\u1ebfn b\u00e1t th\u1ee9 ba th\u00ec \u0111\u00e3 no kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 \u0103n ti\u1ebfp \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c n\u1eefa, \u0111\u00fang kh\u00f4ng?\\\". C\u00f3 h\u1ecdc sinh h\u1ecfi: \\\"V\u1eady c\u00f3 c\u00f2n c\u01a1m kh\u00f4ng \u1ea1?\\\"","N\u00f3i d\u1ed1i Trong gi\u1edd t\u00e2m l\u00fd th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i v\u1edbi h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"H\u00f4m nay t\u00f4i s\u1ebd gi\u1ea3ng cho m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi nghe th\u1ebf n\u00e0o l\u00e0 \\\"n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i\\\". V\u1ec1 v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 n\u00e0y t\u00f4i \u0111\u00e3 xu\u1ea5t b\u1ea3n m\u1ed9t cu\u1ed1n s\u00e1ch v\u1edbi ti\u00eau \u0111\u1ec1 \\\"b\u00e0n v\u1ec1 n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i\\\". \u0110\u00e3 ai \u0111\u1ecdc qua cu\u1ed1n s\u00e1ch n\u00e0y ch\u01b0a gi\u01a1 tay l\u00ean t\u00f4i xem. T\u1ea5t c\u1ea3 m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u gi\u01a1 tay. \\\"R\u1ea5t t\u1ed1t\\\" th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i: \\\"V\u1eady l\u00e0 m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi ai c\u0169ng hi\u1ec3u th\u1ebf n\u00e0o l\u00e0 n\u00f3i d\u1ed1i r\u1ed3i. B\u1edfi v\u00ec quy\u1ec3n s\u00e1ch \u0111\u00f3 c\u00f2n ch\u01b0a xu\u1ea5t b\u1ea3n\\\".","T\u00e1c d\u1ee5ng c\u1ee7a da tr\u00e2u Trong gi\u1edd th\u01b0\u1eddng th\u1ee9c th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi Lan. \\\"Em bi\u1ebft t\u00e1c d\u1ee5ng c\u1ee7a da tr\u00e2u l\u00e0 g\u00ec kh\u00f4ng?\\\". Lan v\u1eaft \u00f3c suy ngh\u0129 m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng t\u00ecm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00e2u tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi. B\u1ed7ng: \\\"Em bi\u1ebft\\\"! C\u1eadu b\u1ea1n c\u00f9ng b\u00e0n gi\u01a1 cao tay tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \\\"l\u00e0 d\u00f9ng \u0111\u1ec3 bao b\u1ecdc l\u1ea5y th\u1ecbt c\u1ee7a tr\u00e2u \u1ea1\\\".","Cho m\u01b0\u1ee3n phi\u1ebfu h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi Mary t\u1ea1i sao l\u1ea1i cho John m\u01b0\u1ee3n phi\u1ebfu h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp. Mary l\u00fang t\u00fang tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"Kh\u00f4ng, em kh\u00f4ng c\u1ed1 \u00fd. T\u1ea1i John n\u00f3i mu\u1ed1n do\u1ea1 ba m\u1eb9 c\u1eadu \u1ea5y m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat\\\". \\\"V\u1eady k\u1ebft qu\u1ea3 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o?\\\" \\\"K\u1ebft qu\u1ea3... k\u1ebft qu\u1ea3 l\u00e0 m\u00f4ng c\u1ee7a John b\u1ecb s\u01b0ng h\u00fap r\u1ed3i\\\" - Mary tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi.","\\\"Nh\u1ecb v\u01b0\u01a1ng nh\u1ea5t h\u1eadu\\\" M\u1eb9: Ti\u1ec3u Ti\u1ec3u t\u1ea1i sao b\u1ea1n con \u0111\u1ec1u g\u1ecdi con l\u00e0 \\\"Nh\u1ecb v\u01b0\u01a1ng nh\u1ea5t h\u1eadu\\\"? Ti\u1ec3u Ti\u1ec3u: V\u00ec con l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ea1i v\u01b0\u01a1ng \u0111\u1ebfn mu\u1ed9n, \u0111\u1ea1i v\u01b0\u01a1ng ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt. M\u1eb9: V\u1eady c\u00f2n \\\"nh\u1ea5t H\u1eadu\\\"? Ti\u1ec3u Ti\u1ec3u: V\u00ec \\\"da m\u1eb7t con d\u00e0y\\\". H\u1eadu c\u00f2n c\u00f3 ngh\u0129a l\u00e0 d\u00e0y.","Sau khi thi xong Th\u00e0nh t\u00edch thi h\u1ecdc k\u1ef3 c\u1ee7a V\u01b0\u01a1ng H\u1eefu kh\u00f4ng l\u00fd t\u01b0\u1edfng l\u1eafm. C\u1eadu li\u1ec1n \u0111\u00e1nh m\u1ed9t b\u1ee9c \u0111i\u1ec7n cho em trai b\u00e1o v\u1edbi b\u1ed1 r\u1eb1ng h\u00e3y chu\u1ea9n b\u1ecb t\u1ed1t t\u01b0 t\u01b0\u1edfng \u0111\u00f3n nh\u1eadn tin n\u00e0y \u0111i. Kh\u00f4ng l\u00e2u sau em V\u01b0\u01a1ng H\u1eefu g\u1eedi \u0111i\u1ec7n tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"B\u1ed1 \u0111\u00e3 chu\u1ea9n b\u1ecb t\u1ed1t r\u1ed3i. B\u00e2y gi\u1edd anh h\u00e3y chu\u1ea9n b\u1ecb t\u01b0 t\u01b0\u1edfng \u0111i l\u00e0 v\u1eeba\\\". Kh\u00f4ng c\u1ea7n tr\u00e8o t\u01b0\u1eddng n\u1eefa Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1m th\u1ecb: T\u1ea1i sao em hay tr\u00e8o t\u01b0\u1eddng tr\u1ed1n h\u1ecdc nhi\u1ec1u l\u1ea7n v\u1eady. Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u00e3i: Ch\u1eb3ng c\u00f2n c\u00e1ch n\u00e0o kh\u00e1c th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y. Th\u1ea7y: T\u1eeb nay v\u1ec1 sau em kh\u00f4ng c\u1ea7n tr\u00e8o t\u01b0\u1eddng n\u1eefa. Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u00e3i: Th\u1eadt v\u1eady \u01b0, t\u01b0\u1eddng b\u1ecb \u0111\u1ed5 r\u1ed3i \u1ea1? Th\u1ea7y: Kh\u00f4ng, em b\u1ecb \u0111u\u1ed5i h\u1ecdc, c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 \u0111i ra b\u1eb1ng c\u1ed5ng l\u1edbn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c r\u1ed3i.","T\u00ecm c\u1edb Trong gi\u1edd l\u00ean l\u1edbp h\u1ecdc sinh xem truy\u1ec7n tranh. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra li\u1ec1n h\u1ecfi: Em \u0111ang l\u00e0m g\u00ec v\u1eady? H\u1ecdc sinh: Em... em... \u0111ang t\u00ecm \u0111\u1ed3... Th\u1ea7y: T\u00ecm c\u00e1i g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc sinh: T\u00ecm... t\u00ecm... H\u1ecdc sinh ng\u1ed3i b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh: T\u00ecm c\u1edb.","V\u00ed d\u1ee5 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: H\u00e3y l\u1ea5y v\u00ed d\u1ee5 v\u1ec1 \\\"Ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n\\\" v\u00e0 \\\"Ph\u00e1t minh\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, b\u1ed1 em \\\"ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n\\\" ra m\u1eb9 em. M\u1eb9 em v\u00e0 b\u1ed1 em \\\"ph\u00e1t minh\\\" ra em. Tr\u00ed nh\u1edb c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y th\u1eadt l\u00e0 t\u1ed1t Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng: \\\"Colombo \u0111\u00e3 ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n ra ch\u00e2u M\u1ef9\\\". \\\"S\u1ef1 ki\u1ec7n \u1ea5y \u0111\u00e3 x\u1ea3y ra c\u00e1ch \u0111\u00e2y 400 n\u0103m tr\u01b0\u1edbc\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh nam nh\u00ecn th\u1ea7y kinh ng\u1ea1c, do d\u1ef1 m\u1ed9t h\u1ed3i r\u1ed3i n\u00f3i: \\\"Tr\u00ed nh\u1edb c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y t\u1ed1t th\u1eadt\\\".","C\u00f4n tr\u00f9ng may m\u1eafn Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng b\u00e0i: C\u00f3 nh\u1eefng lo\u1ea1i c\u00f4n tr\u00f9ng ch\u1ec9 s\u1ed1ng c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t ng\u00e0y r\u1ed3i ch\u1ebft. B\u1ed7ng th\u1ea7y nghe th\u1ea5y ti\u1ebfng n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n: - Ba Duy em n\u00f3i g\u00ec \u0111\u1ea5y. - Em n\u00f3i lo\u00e0i c\u00f4n tr\u00f9ng \u0111\u00f3 th\u1eadt may m\u1eafn. - T\u1ea1i sao? - V\u00ec c\u1ea3 \u0111\u1eddi n\u00f3 ng\u00e0y n\u00e0o c\u0169ng \u0111\u1ec1u l\u00e0 sinh nh\u1eadt.","Suy ngh\u0129 ng\u00e2y th\u01a1 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean h\u1ecfi h\u1ecdc sinh l\u1edbp ta: \\\"Em \u0111\u01b0a ra k\u1ebft lu\u1eadn g\u00ec, khi bi\u1ebft ki\u1ebfn th\u1ee3 c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 mang \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c v\u1eadt n\u1eb7ng g\u1ea5p 5 l\u1ea7n tr\u1ecdng l\u01b0\u1ee3ng c\u1ee7a n\u00f3\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh t\u1ef1 tin \u0111\u00e1p: \\\"Nh\u01b0 v\u1eady ch\u00fang kh\u00f4ng c\u1ea7n c\u00f4ng \u0111o\u00e0n n\u1eefa\\\".","Nh\u00e2n t\u1ed1 th\u1ee9 t\u01b0 Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Ai c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 cho th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft 4 nh\u00e2n t\u1ed1 t\u1ea1o n\u00ean gi\u1edbi t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean l\u00e0 g\u00ec\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Th\u1ee9 nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 l\u1eeda, th\u1ee9 hai l\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng kh\u00ed, th\u1ee9 ba l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ea5t, th\u1ee9 t\u01b0...\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Th\u1ee9 t\u01b0 l\u00e0 g\u00ec? \u0110\u1eebng v\u1ed9i, h\u00e3y ngh\u0129 xem, b\u00ecnh th\u01b0\u1eddng em r\u1eeda tay b\u1eb1ng g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c th\u1ea7y g\u1ee3i \u00fd vui m\u1eebng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"Th\u1ee9 t\u01b0 l\u00e0 x\u00e0 ph\u00f2ng \u1ea1\\\".","\u0110\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt k\u1ef3 l\u1ea1 Trong gi\u1edd t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi Marry lo\u00e0i \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt k\u00ec l\u1ea1 nh\u1ea5t Nam Phi l\u00e0 lo\u00e0i n\u00e0o? Marry l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y g\u1ea5u B\u1eafc C\u1ef1c \u1ea1\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o nh\u00edu m\u00e0y h\u1ecfi: \\\"N\u00e0y n\u00e0y Marry, \u1edf Nam Phi th\u00ec t\u00ecm \u0111\u00e2u ra g\u1ea5u B\u1eafc C\u1ef1c h\u1ea3?\\\" Marry: \\\"Em bi\u1ebft, v\u00ec v\u1eady m\u1edbi l\u00e0 k\u1ef3 l\u1ea1\\\".","500 con v\u1ecbt Trong l\u1edbp r\u1ea5t \u1ea7m \u0129, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o li\u1ec1n n\u00f3i: \\\"2 c\u00f4 con g\u00e1i n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n v\u1edbi nhau gi\u1ed1ng nh\u01b0 100 con v\u1ecbt c\u1ea5t ti\u1ebfng k\u00eau v\u1eady\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m v\u1ee3 th\u1ea7y \u0111\u1ebfn tr\u01b0\u1eddng t\u00ecm, m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh n\u1eef tr\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y \u0111i b\u00e1o c\u00e1o v\u1edbi th\u1ea7y: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y ngo\u00e0i c\u1ed5ng c\u00f3 500 con v\u1ecbt \u0111ang t\u00ecm th\u1ea7y\\\".","L\u1eddi n\u00f3i con tr\u1ebb Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean: \\\"Trong th\u1ebf gi\u1edbi t\u1ef1 nhi\u00ean, c\u00f3 r\u1ea5t nhi\u1ec1u vi\u1ec7c k\u00ec th\u00fa nh\u01b0 do tr\u1ef1c gi\u00e1c b\u1ea3n n\u0103ng v\u00e0 m\u1ed9t lo\u00e0i \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt n\u00e0y kh\u00f4ng th\u00edch m\u1ed9t lo\u00e0i \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt kia, ho\u1eb7c c\u0103m th\u00f9 \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u1eadt kh\u00e1c. V\u00ed nh\u01b0: Ch\u00f3 kh\u00f4ng th\u00edch m\u00e8o, c\u00e1o th\u01b0\u1eddng b\u1eaft g\u00e0, nh\u1ec7n l\u00e0 thi\u00ean \u0111\u1ecbch c\u1ee7a c\u00e1c lo\u00e0i c\u00f4n tr\u00f9ng... Ai c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 l\u1ea5y th\u00eam v\u00ed d\u1ee5 cho th\u1ea7y n\u00e0o?\\\" Anna gi\u01a1 tay tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"V\u00ed d\u1ee5 nh\u01b0 h\u1ecdc sinh v\u00e0 th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o \u1ea1!\\\"","Kh\u00f4ng u\u1ed1ng n\u1ed5i n\u1eefa Lucky l\u1ea7n \u0111\u1ea7u ti\u00ean \u0111i h\u1ecdc b\u01a1i. Sau khi m\u1ed9t gi\u1edd t\u1eadp b\u01a1i Lucky n\u00f3i v\u1edbi th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o. \\\"Em ngh\u0129, h\u00f4m nay hay l\u00e0 t\u1eadp \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111\u00e2y th\u00f4i\\\". \\\"V\u00ec sao v\u1eady\\\". \\\"Em th\u1ef1c s\u1ef1 l\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng u\u1ed1ng n\u1ed5i n\u1eefa r\u1ed3i\\\". Th\u1eddi gian th\u00edch h\u1ee3p \u0111\u1ec3 h\u00e1i t\u00e1o Trong gi\u1edd k\u0129 thu\u1eadt n\u00f4ng nghi\u1ec7p th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: \\\"C\u00e1c em c\u00f3 bi\u1ebft th\u1eddi gian th\u00edch h\u1ee3p nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ec3 h\u00e1i t\u00e1o l\u00e0 khi n\u00e0o kh\u00f4ng\\\". C\u00f3 h\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi r\u1ea5t nhanh: \\\"Em bi\u1ebft, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 khi con ch\u00f3 c\u1ee7a ch\u1ee7 v\u01b0\u1eddn t\u00e1o b\u1ecb x\u00edch l\u1ea1i\\\".","Ph\u00e2n lo\u1ea1i -Nam, em tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi cho th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft, r\u1eafn m\u1eaft k\u00ednh thu\u1ed9c lo\u1ea1i n\u00e0o. - Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y n\u00f3 thu\u1ed9c lo\u1ea1i r\u1eafn c\u1eadn th\u1ecb \u1ea1. T\u00ecnh h\u00ecnh c\u1ee7a c\u00e1c nh\u00e0 ho\u00e1 h\u1ecdc Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 cho th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft v\u00e0i \u0111i\u1ec1u v\u1ec1 m\u1ed9t s\u1ed1 nh\u00e0 ho\u00e1 h\u1ecdc n\u1ed5i ti\u1ebfng c\u1ee7a th\u1ebf k\u1ec9 17 kh\u00f4ng?\\\". H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"T\u1ea5t nhi\u00ean r\u1ed3i, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, h\u1ecd \u0111\u1ec1u ch\u1ebft c\u1ea3 r\u1ed3i!\\\".","Kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u1ec1 Trong gi\u1edd th\u01b0\u1eddng th\u1ee9c, th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i: \\\"T\u1ed1i nay s\u1ebd c\u00f3 nguy\u1ec7t th\u1ef1c, c\u00e1c em n\u1ebfu kh\u00f4ng ng\u1ea1i th\u00ec b\u1ecf ch\u00fat th\u1eddi gian \u0111\u1ec3 quan s\u00e1t\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y k\u00eanh m\u1ea5y \u1ea1\\\".","M\u1eaft \u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edbc Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Khi m\u01b0a c\u00f3 s\u00e9t, ch\u1edbp v\u00e0 s\u1ea5m c\u00f9ng xu\u1ea5t hi\u1ec7n m\u1ed9t l\u00fac, t\u1ea1i sao ta l\u1ea1i nghe th\u1ea5y ti\u1ebfng s\u1ea5m tr\u01b0\u1edbc sau \u0111\u00f3 m\u1edbi nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y ch\u1edbp? H\u1ecdc sinh: V\u00ec m\u1eaft \u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edbc tai \u1ea1!","Gi\u1ea3i tr\u1eeb b\u1ea5t ho\u00e0 Tr\u01b0\u1eddng h\u1ecdc t\u1ed5 ch\u1ee9c m\u1ed9t th\u1ea3o lu\u1eadn v\u1ec1 gia \u0111\u00ecnh. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: \\\"C\u00e1c em cho r\u1eb1ng bi\u1ec7n ph\u00e1p t\u1ed1t nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ec3 ho\u00e0 gi\u1ea3i m\u1ed1i b\u1ea5t ho\u00e0 gi\u1eefa cha m\u1eb9 v\u00e0 con c\u00e1i l\u00e0 bi\u1ec7n ph\u00e1p n\u00e0o?\\\" M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh m\u1ea1nh d\u1ea1n \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi. \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y bi\u1ec7n ph\u00e1p t\u1ed1t nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 th\u1ea7y \u0111i\u1ec1n v\u00e0o phi\u1ebfu h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp c\u1ee7a ch\u00fang em to\u00e0n l\u00e0 \u0111i\u1ec3m 10\\\".","C\u00e1i t\u00fai c\u1ee7a chu\u1ed9t t\u00fai B\u1ed1: Con bi\u1ebft v\u00ec sao chu\u1ed9t C\u0103ngguru l\u1ea1i c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t chi\u1ebfc t\u00fai \u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edbc b\u1ee5ng kh\u00f4ng? Con: Con ngh\u0129 l\u00e0 n\u00f3 \u0111\u1ec3 \u0111\u1ef1ng chu\u1ed9t con. B\u1ed1: Nh\u01b0ng tr\u01b0\u1edbc b\u1ee5ng chu\u1ed9t t\u00fai con c\u0169ng c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t c\u00e1i t\u00fai v\u1eady th\u00ec gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch th\u1ebf n\u00e0o? Con: Ch\u1eafc ch\u1eafn d\u00f9ng \u0111\u1ec3 \u0111\u1ef1ng k\u1eb9o.","Ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n xu\u1ed1ng t\u00e0u Tr\u01b0\u1edbc khi l\u00ean t\u00e0u b\u00e0 m\u1eb9 d\u1eb7n: \\\"N\u1ebfu ch\u00fa so\u00e1t v\u00e9 c\u00f3 h\u1ecfi tu\u1ed5i th\u00ec con c\u1ee9 n\u00f3i l\u00e0 5 tu\u1ed5i th\u00f4i nh\u00e9\\\". Ki\u1ec3m so\u00e1t vi\u00ean: Ch\u00e1u n\u0103m ch\u00e1u l\u00ean m\u1ea5y? B\u00e9: Ch\u00e1u 5 tu\u1ed5i. Ki\u1ec3m so\u00e1t vi\u00ean: 5 tu\u1ed5i m\u00e0 l\u1edbn v\u1eady \u01b0, v\u1eady bao l\u00e2u n\u1eefa ch\u00e1u tr\u00f2n 6 tu\u1ed5i. B\u00e9: Ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n xu\u1ed1ng kh\u1ecfi t\u00e0u.","Tr\u00ean \u0111\u1ea7u c\u00f2n c\u00f3 g\u00ec? B\u1ed1 d\u1ea1y con trai h\u1ecdc ch\u1eef, d\u1ea1y \u0111\u1ebfn ch\u1eef \\\"Thi\u00ean\\\" l\u00e0 \\\"tr\u1eddi\\\" v\u00ec mu\u1ed1n con nh\u1edb l\u00e2u \u00f4ng b\u1ed1 b\u00e8n h\u1ecfi. \\\"Tr\u00ean \u0111\u1ea7u con l\u00e0 c\u00e1i g\u00ec?\\\" \u0110\u1ee9a con ngh\u0129 m\u1ed9t l\u00e1t r\u1ed3i tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"L\u00e0 t\u00f3c\\\". B\u1ed1: V\u1eady tr\u00ean t\u00f3c l\u00e0 g\u00ec? Con: Tr\u1ea7n nh\u00e0. B\u1ed1: V\u1eady tr\u00ean tr\u1ea7n nh\u00e0? Con: Ng\u00f3i. \u00d4ng b\u1ed1: (Kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 ki\u00ean nh\u1eabn \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c h\u01a1n qu\u00e1t): \\\"\u0110\u1ed3 ng\u1ed1c, v\u1eady c\u00f2n c\u00e1i g\u00ec n\u1eefa n\u00e0o?\\\". Con o\u00e0 l\u00ean kh\u00f3c tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: L\u00e0... l\u00e0... con chim \u0111ang bay!!","Kh\u00f4ng li\u00ean quan M\u1eb9: Ti\u1ec3u Minh, mau d\u1eady n\u00e0o con y\u00eau, d\u1eady th\u00f4i, g\u00e0 tr\u1ed1ng \u0111\u00e3 g\u00e1y m\u1ea5y l\u1ea7n r\u1ed3i \u0111\u1ea5y. Ti\u1ec3u Minh: G\u00e0 tr\u1ed1ng g\u00e1y th\u00ec li\u00ean quan g\u00ec \u0111\u1ebfn con? Con kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 g\u00e0 m\u00e1i.","\u0102n c\u00e1 v\u00e0 \u0103n g\u00e0 Con: B\u1ed1 \u01a1i, b\u1ed1 c\u1ee7a Ti\u1ec3u Hoa b\u01a1i r\u1ea5t gi\u1ecfi, sao b\u1ed1 l\u1ea1i kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft b\u01a1i? B\u1ed1: B\u1ed1 Ti\u1ec3u Hoa su\u1ed1t ng\u00e0y \u0103n c\u00e1 v\u00ec v\u1eady bi\u1ebft b\u01a1i. B\u1ed1 kh\u00f4ng \u0103n c\u00e1 th\u00ec b\u01a1i l\u00e0m sao \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. Con: Nh\u01b0ng b\u1ed1 hay \u0103n th\u1ecbt g\u00e0 m\u00e0 c\u00f3 th\u1ea5y b\u1ed1 \u0111\u1ebb tr\u1ee9ng \u0111\u00e2u?","H\u1ecdc t\u1eadp g\u00e0 m\u1eb9 M\u1eb9: Ti\u1ec3u Minh sao \u0103n k\u1eb9o kh\u00f4ng chia cho em? Con ph\u1ea3i h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp g\u00e0 m\u1eb9 trong truy\u1ec7n \u0111\u00f3: \\\"M\u1ed7i l\u1ea7n ki\u1ebfm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c con giun n\u00e0o c\u0169ng \u0111\u1ec1u nh\u01b0\u1eddng cho g\u00e0 con\\\". Ti\u1ec3u Minh: \u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c r\u1ed3i, n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 con t\u00ecm th\u1ea5y con giun n\u00e0o con s\u1ebd nh\u01b0\u1eddng t\u1ea5t cho em.","Nguy\u00ean nh\u00e2n b\u00e9o C\u1eadu em trai m\u1edbi h\u1ecdc l\u1edbp 5 m\u00e0 b\u00e9o \u0111\u1ebfn n\u1ed7i m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u01b0\u1eddng l\u1ea5y c\u1eadu ra l\u00e0m tr\u00f2 \u0111\u00f9a. M\u1ed9t h\u00f4m th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ghi v\u00e0o s\u1ed5 li\u00ean l\u1ea1c c\u1ee7a em: \\\"Vi\u1ec7c h\u00e0ng ng\u00e0y em gi\u00fap \u0111\u1ee1 gia \u0111\u00ecnh\\\". Ngh\u0129 m\u00e3i c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng ngh\u0129 ra \u0111\u00e3 gi\u00fap gia \u0111\u00ecnh vi\u1ec7c g\u00ec \u0111\u1ec3 vi\u1ebft, c\u1eadu \u0111\u00e0nh nh\u1edd m\u1eb9 vi\u1ebft v\u00e0o h\u1ed9. M\u1eb9 li\u1ec1n vi\u1ebft: \\\"H\u00e0ng ng\u00e0y em gi\u00fap gia \u0111\u00ecnh \u0103n c\u01a1m\\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00ea: \\\"Th\u1ea7y \u0111\u00e3 hi\u1ec3u. Em \u0111\u00e3 r\u1ea5t c\u1ed1 g\u1eafng\\\".","Ph\u1ee5 \u0111\u1ea1o Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: B\u00e0i t\u1eadp n\u00e0y l\u00e0 t\u1ef1 em l\u00e0m \u00e0? H\u1ecdc sinh: Kh\u00f4ng, l\u00e0 do ba em l\u00e0m \u1ea1. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: V\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 n\u00f3i v\u1edbi b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9 em: Ch\u1ee7 nh\u1eadt n\u00e0y \u0111\u1ebfn h\u1ecdc ph\u1ee5 \u0111\u1ea1o.","Tuy\u1ec7t \u0111\u1ed1i Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00e1c em h\u00e3y tr\u1eadt t\u1ef1 n\u00e0o, h\u00e3y tuy\u1ec7t \u0111\u1ed1i im l\u1eb7ng \u0111\u1ebfn m\u1ee9c c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 nghe th\u1ea5y c\u1ea3 ti\u1ebfng kim r\u01a1i xu\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ea5t. C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp im l\u1eb7ng nh\u01b0 t\u1edd. M\u1ed9t l\u00fac sau c\u00f3 ti\u1ebfng c\u1ee7a h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Th\u1ea7y v\u1ee9t kim \u0111i ch\u1ee9\\\". C\u00f9ng m\u1eb9 \u0111\u1ebfn ph\u00f2ng kh\u00e1m s\u1ea3n khoa, b\u1ed7ng b\u00e0 m\u1eb9 \u00f4m b\u1ee5ng k\u00eau r\u00ean. B\u00e9 s\u1ee3 li\u1ec1n h\u1ecfi: \\\"M\u1eb9 \u01a1i, m\u1eb9 l\u00e0m sao th\u1ebf? B\u00e0 m\u1eb9 gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch: \\\"Em con n\u00f3 \u0111\u1ea1p m\u1eb9 \u0111\u1ea5y, em con c\u00e0ng ng\u00e0y c\u00e0ng ngh\u1ecbch\\\". B\u00e9 trai: \\\"Sao m\u1eb9 kh\u00f4ng nu\u1ed1t v\u00e0o b\u1ee5ng cho n\u00f3 c\u00e1i \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i n\u00e0o \u0111\u1ea5y\\\".","\u0110au r\u0103ng Ti\u1ec3u H\u1ed3ng: Ti\u1ec3u Minh sao h\u00f4m qua kh\u00f4ng \u0111i h\u1ecdc. Ti\u1ec3u Minh: M\u00ecnh \u0111au r\u0103ng, ph\u1ea3i \u0111i nh\u1ed5 r\u0103ng. Ti\u1ec3u H\u1ed3ng: H\u00f4m nay r\u0103ng c\u1eadu c\u00f2n \u0111au kh\u00f4ng? Ti\u1ec3u Minh: Ai m\u00e0 bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c! N\u00f3 \u1edf ch\u1ed7 b\u00e1c s\u0129 nha khoa \u00fd.","V\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 ng\u00e0y sinh Con: M\u1eb9 \u01a1i con sinh ra ng\u00e0y n\u00e0o? M\u1eb9: 15-6 Con: V\u1eady c\u00f2n m\u1eb9? M\u1eb9: 10-6 Con: V\u1eady m\u1eb9 ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n 5 ng\u00e0y \u0111\u1ec3 sinh ra con \u01b0?!","H\u1ea1n ch\u1ebf \u00d4ng b\u1ed1 t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn h\u1ecfi con trai. \\\"T\u1ea1i sao ki\u1ec3m tra m\u00f4n s\u1ed1 h\u1ecdc con ch\u1ec9 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c 1 \u0111i\u1ec3m\\\". Con: \\\"\u0110\u1ea1i kh\u00e1i l\u00e0 s\u1ed1 \u0111i\u1ec3m trong tay th\u1ea7y kh\u00f4ng nhi\u1ec1u\\\".","T\u1eeb \u0111\u1ed3ng ngh\u0129a C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o: Duy L\u1ee3i, th\u1ebf n\u00e0o l\u00e0 t\u1eeb \u0111\u1ed3ng ngh\u0129a? Duy L\u1ee3i: T\u1eeb \u0111\u1ed3ng ngh\u0129a ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 khi ta kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft vi\u1ebft t\u1eeb c\u01a1 b\u1ea3n th\u00ec ta d\u00f9ng t\u1eeb \u0111\u00f3 \u0111\u1ec3 thay th\u1ebf. Nh\u1eadn th\u1ee9c \u0111\u1ed1i v\u1edbi ng\u1eef ph\u00e1p Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: John. \\\"T\u00f4i y\u00eau\\\", \\\"b\u1ea1n y\u00eau\\\", \\\"anh \u1ea5y y\u00eau\\\" th\u1ebf l\u00e0 c\u00f3 ngh\u0129a g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc sinh: Em cho r\u1eb1ng trong t\u00ecnh hu\u1ed1ng \u0111\u00f3 s\u1ebd c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ecb \u0111\u00e1nh ch\u1ebft.","S\u00e1ch l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ea1n t\u1ed1t nh\u1ea5t Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: V\u00ec sao ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta th\u01b0\u1eddng n\u00f3i: S\u00e1ch l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ea1n t\u1ed1t nh\u1ea5t. H\u1ecdc sinh: B\u1edfi v\u00ec khi ta c\u1ea3m th\u1ea5y ch\u00e1n gh\u00e9t, bu\u1ed3n ch\u00e1n l\u00e0 ta c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 kh\u00f4ng xem, c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 v\u1ee9t \u0111i, cho d\u00f9 qu\u00ean \u0111i bao l\u1ea7n ch\u00fang c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng gi\u1eadn.","Nh\u00e2n v\u1eadt ch\u00ednh \\\"Em h\u00e3y tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi cho th\u1ea7y, bi\u1ebft trong c\u00e2u chuy\u1ec7n ng\u1ee5 ng\u00f4n \\\"C\u00e1o v\u00e0 qu\u1ea1\\\" ai l\u00e0 nh\u00e2n v\u1eadt ch\u00ednh. \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y mi\u1ebfng phomat \u1ea1\\\".","\u0110\u1ed1i tho\u1ea1i Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: 10 ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u00f4ng minh c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi c\u1ee7a m\u1ed9t th\u1eb1ng ng\u1ed1c. H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u1ea3o n\u00e0o ch\u00fang em to\u00e0n thi tr\u01b0\u1ee3t m\u00f4n c\u1ee7a th\u1ea7y.","Bi quan v\u00e0 l\u1ea1c quan Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 n\u00f3i r\u00f5 \u0111i\u1ec3m kh\u00e1c nhau gi\u1eefa ng\u01b0\u1eddi theo ch\u1ee7 ngh\u0129a bi quan v\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi theo ch\u1ee7 ngh\u0129a l\u1ea1c quan kh\u00f4ng? Sinh vi\u00ean: \u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c \u1ea1, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y v\u00ed nh\u01b0 2 ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u00f9ng u\u1ed1ng m\u1ed9t b\u00ecnh r\u01b0\u1ee3u, khi c\u00f2n n\u1eeda b\u00ecnh ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u1ea1c quan n\u00f3i: \\\"V\u1eabn c\u00f2n t\u1eadn n\u1eeda b\u00ecnh\\\". Ng\u01b0\u1eddi bi quan n\u00f3i: \\\"Ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n c\u00f3 n\u1eeda b\u00ecnh\\\".","S\u1eefa \u0111\u1eb7c Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Th\u1ea7y c\u1ea7n c\u00e1c em vi\u1ebft m\u1ed9t b\u00e0i v\u0103n v\u1ec1 s\u1eefa y\u00eau c\u1ea7u vi\u1ebft k\u00edn 2 trang gi\u1ea5y. Nam, t\u1ea1i sao em ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 vi\u1ebft m\u1ea5y h\u00e0ng th\u1ebf n\u00e0y. Nam: \\\"Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o, em vi\u1ebft b\u00e0i v\u1ec1 s\u1eefa \u0111\u1eb7c v\u00ec v\u1eady h\u01a1i ng\u1eafn m\u1ed9t ch\u00fat."]