99 Truyện Cười Thiếu Nhi

["Tr\u1ebb con d\u1ec5 d\u1ea1y Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Em t\u00ean l\u00e0 g\u00ec, v\u00ec sao l\u1ea1i ngh\u1ecbch trong l\u1edbp th\u1ebf? H\u1ecdc sinh: Em t\u00ean l\u00e0 V\u01b0\u01a1ng Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u00e3i. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Khi n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n v\u1edbi th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u1ea3i l\u1ec5 ph\u00e9p ph\u1ea3i th\u00eam t\u1eeb \\\"Ti\u00ean sinh\\\" r\u1ed3i m\u1edbi n\u00f3i ti\u1ebfp, hi\u1ec3u ch\u01b0a. H\u1ecdc sinh: D\u1ea1, em l\u00e0 V\u01b0\u01a1ng Ti\u1ec3u \u0110\u00e3i Ti\u00ean sinh... Th\u1ea7y: !!!","T\u1ef1 an \u1ee7i Th\u01b0\u1eddng nghe: L\u00e0m b\u00e0i t\u1eadp kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i n\u1ed9p. N\u1ed9p r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh l\u00e0 c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh l\u00e0m. L\u00e0m r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i hi\u1ec3u. Hi\u1ec3u kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i thi. Thi r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh qua \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. Qua r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i t\u1ed1t nghi\u1ec7p. T\u1ed1t nghi\u1ec7p r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh t\u00ecm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00f4ng vi\u1ec7c. T\u00ecm \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c vi\u1ec7c r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i l\u1ea5y v\u1ee3. L\u1ea5y v\u1ee3 r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh ph\u1ea3i sinh con. C\u00f3 con r\u1ed3i kh\u00f4ng nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh l\u00e0 con c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh. Tr\u1eddi \u01a1i v\u1eady th\u00ec l\u00e0m b\u00e0i t\u1eadp l\u00e0m g\u00ec T\u00f4i ch\u1eb3ng l\u00e0m b\u00e0i t\u1eadp n\u1eefa.","Gi\u1ed1ng ai M\u1eb9: Quang, con gi\u1ed1ng cha hay con gi\u1ed1ng m\u1eb9 n\u00e0o? Quang: Ban ng\u00e0y con gi\u1ed1ng m\u1eb9, \u0111\u00eam \u0111\u1ebfn con gi\u1ed1ng cha. M\u1eb9: Th\u1ebf l\u00e0 c\u00f3 ngh\u0129a g\u00ec? Quang: Ban ng\u00e0y con th\u00edch soi g\u01b0\u01a1ng. Ban \u0111\u00eam con ng\u00e1y.","Ph\u1ea3n \u1ee9ng L\u1ea7n n\u00e0o \u0111i h\u1ecdc, t\u00f3c c\u1ee7a Nam c\u0169ng d\u1ef1ng \u0111\u1ee9ng c\u1ea3 l\u00ean. Th\u1ea7y r\u1ea5t ng\u1ea1c nhi\u00ean h\u1ecfi v\u00ec sao. Nam n\u00f3i: \u0110\u00f3 l\u00e0 ph\u1ea3n \u1ee9ng c\u1ee7a keo t\u00f3c, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y. Ng\u00e0y h\u00f4m sau Nam v\u1eeba b\u01b0\u1edbc v\u00e0o l\u1edbp. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o tr\u00f4ng th\u1ea5y \u0111\u1ea7u Nam \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u1ea1o b\u00f3ng nh\u01b0 g\u01b0\u01a1ng, v\u1ed9i h\u1ecfi th\u00ec Nam tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"\u0110\u00f3 l\u00e0 ph\u1ea3n \u1ee9ng c\u1ee7a b\u1ed1 em v\u1edbi keo x\u1ecbt t\u00f3c, th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y\\\".","Kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch Ng\u00e0i s\u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edfng \u0111\u1ebfn th\u1ecb s\u00e1t tr\u01b0\u1eddng h\u1ecdc, th\u1ea5y trong l\u1edbp c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ecba c\u1ea7u b\u00e8n h\u1ecfi m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Em th\u1eed n\u00f3i xem v\u00ec sao qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ecba c\u1ea7u n\u00e0y nghi\u00eang 23 \u0111\u1ed9 5 th\u1ebf?\\\" H\u1ecdc sinh A (s\u1ee3 s\u1ec7t tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi): Kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i do em l\u00e0m \u1ea1! Ng\u00e0i S\u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edfng l\u1ea1i h\u1ecfi h\u1ecdc sinh kh\u00e1c m\u1edbi \u0111i v\u00e0o l\u1edbp: H\u1ecdc sinh B: Th\u1ea7y bi\u1ebft \u0111\u1ea5y, em v\u1eeba m\u1edbi v\u00e0o l\u1edbp em c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft. Ng\u00e0i S\u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edfng r\u1ea5t t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn h\u1ecfi th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o t\u1ea1i sao l\u1ea1i nh\u01b0 v\u1eady. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00e1i n\u00e0y c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 tr\u00e1ch c\u00e1c tr\u00f2 \u0111\u00f3 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c, l\u00fac mua v\u1ec1 qu\u1ea3 \u0111\u1ecba c\u1ea7u n\u00e0y \u0111\u00e3 nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf r\u1ed3i. Th\u1ea7y hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng th\u1ea5y bi\u1ec3u hi\u1ec7n c\u1ee7a ng\u00e0i s\u1edf tr\u01b0\u1edfng c\u00e0ng l\u00fac c\u00e0ng kh\u00f4ng v\u1eeba \u00fd. Th\u1ea7y v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch. Hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng: N\u00f3i ra th\u1eadt x\u1ea5u h\u1ed5, b\u1edfi v\u00ec kinh ph\u00ed nh\u00e0 tr\u01b0\u1eddng c\u00f3 h\u1ea1n n\u00ean ch\u1ec9 mua \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c h\u00e0ng ch\u1ee3.","N\u00f3 v\u1eabn mu\u1ed1n \u0103n John v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 v\u1edbi \u0111\u00f4i m\u1eaft b\u1ea7m t\u00edm. M\u1eb9 v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng h\u1ecfi c\u00f3 chuy\u1ec7n g\u00ec x\u1ea3y ra. John \u0111\u00e1p: \\\"Con \u0111\u00e1nh nhau v\u1edbi Pie\\\". Sau khi bi\u1ebft l\u00fd do m\u1eb9 John n\u00f3i: \\\"Ng\u00e0y mai con \u0111em chi\u1ebfc b\u00e1nh gato n\u00e0y \u0111\u1ebfn cho Pie \u0111\u1ec3 t\u1ecf s\u1ef1 th\u00e2n thi\u1ec7n c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh\\\". Ng\u00e0y h\u00f4m sau John v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 v\u1edbi \u0111\u00f4i m\u1eaft c\u00f2n b\u1ea7m t\u00edm n\u1eb7ng h\u01a1n. M\u1eb9 John: \\\"Tr\u1eddi \u01a1i! \u0110\u1ee9a n\u00e0o l\u00e0m con ra th\u1ebf n\u00e0y h\u1ea3?\\\". John: \\\"Th\u1eb1ng Pie l\u00e0m \u0111\u1ea5y, n\u00f3 v\u1eabn c\u00f2n mu\u1ed1n \u0103n b\u00e1nh gato...\\\".","Copy \\\"Ti\u1ec3u Minh do quay b\u00e0i \u0111\u00e3 b\u1ecb \u0111u\u1ed5i r\u1ed3i\\\". \\\"Th\u1ebf l\u00e0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o?\\\" \\\"Trong gi\u1edd ki\u1ec3m tra s\u1ee9c kho\u1ebb, n\u00f3 \u0111\u1ebfm x\u01b0\u01a1ng s\u01b0\u1eddn c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh v\u00e0 b\u1ecb ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n...\\\".","M\u00f9i v\u1ecb Trong gi\u1edd ng\u1ee7, V\u0103n Tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Tam ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt b\u1ecb th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ph\u00e1t hi\u1ec7n. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn h\u1ecfi: V\u00ec sao ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt tr\u00ean l\u1edbp. Tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Tam kh\u00f4ng th\u1eeba nh\u1eadn m\u00ecnh ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt: Em \u0111\u00e2u c\u00f3 ng\u1ee7. Th\u1ea7y: Th\u1ebf t\u1ea1i sao anh nh\u1eafm c\u1ea3 2 m\u1eaft l\u1ea1i? Tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Tam: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 em \u0111ang \u0111\u1ecdc th\u1ea7m b\u00e0i kho\u00e1. Th\u1ea7y: Th\u1ebf t\u1ea1i sao anh c\u1ee9 g\u1eadt g\u1eadt \u0111\u1ea7u xu\u1ed1ng? Tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Tam: V\u00ec b\u00e0i th\u1ea7y gi\u1ea3ng nghe r\u1ea5t hay. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o (kh\u00f4ng tin): V\u1eady t\u1ea1i sao mi\u1ec7ng anh ch\u1ea3y n\u01b0\u1edbc d\u00e3i. Tr\u01b0\u01a1ng Tam: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y v\u00ec b\u00e0i th\u1ea7y gi\u1ea3ng r\u1ea5t c\u00f3 m\u00f9i v\u1ecb (ngon).","M\u1ed7i ng\u00e0y m\u1ed9t vi\u1ec7c thi\u1ec7n Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi h\u1ecdc sinh: H\u00f4m nay c\u00e1c em c\u00f3 l\u00e0m vi\u1ec7c t\u1ed1t n\u00e0o kh\u00f4ng? A v\u00e0 B \u0111\u1ed3ng thanh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, c\u00f3 \u1ea1! Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00e1c em \u0111\u00e3 l\u00e0m vi\u1ec7c t\u1ed1t g\u00ec? H\u1ecdc sinh: Ch\u00fang em gi\u00fap m\u1ed9t c\u1ee5 gi\u00e0 qua \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng \u1ea1. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: C\u00e1c em r\u1ea5t t\u1ed1t, nh\u01b0ng t\u1ea1i sao l\u1ea1i c\u1ea7n nh\u1eefng hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi. H\u1ecdc sinh: V\u00ec b\u00e0 c\u1ee5 \u0111\u00f3 kh\u00f4ng mu\u1ed1n qua \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng \u1ea1.","C\u1ef1c ng\u1eafn v\u00e0 c\u1ef1c d\u00e0i M\u1ed9t th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi h\u1ecdc sinh c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh: \\\"Theo c\u00e1c em d\u00e0i nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 g\u00ec, ng\u1eafn nh\u1ea5t l\u00e0 g\u00ec?\\\". M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi: \\\"M\u1ea5y ph\u00fat cu\u1ed1i c\u1ee7a gi\u1edd h\u1ecdc l\u00e0 d\u00e0i nh\u1ea5t, c\u00f2n m\u1ea5y ph\u00fat cu\u1ed1i c\u1ee7a gi\u1edd ki\u1ec3m tra l\u00e0 ng\u1eafn nh\u1ea5t\\\".","\u0110\u1ed3ng c\u1ea3m B\u00e0i t\u1eadp l\u00e0m v\u0103n c\u1ee7a Ti\u1ec3u Minh l\u00e0 h\u00e3y t\u01b0\u1eddng thu\u1eadt l\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t bu\u1ed5i \u0111i tham quan v\u01b0\u1eddn b\u00e1ch th\u00fa, Ti\u1ec3u Minh vi\u1ebft: B\u00e1ch th\u00fa g\u1ecdi l\u00e0 b\u00e1ch th\u00fa b\u1edfi v\u00ec trong \u0111\u00f3 nh\u1ed1t r\u1ea5t nhi\u1ec1u th\u00fa. Ch\u00fang \u0111\u1ec1u \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c nh\u1ed1t \u1edf trong chu\u1ed3ng, b\u00ean ngo\u00e0i ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 m\u1ea5y ng\u01b0\u1eddi d\u1ea1o quanh, ch\u1ec9 c\u00f3 \u1edf chu\u1ed3ng tinh tinh l\u00e0 c\u00f3 nhi\u1ec1u ng\u01b0\u1eddi v\u00e2y quanh. B\u1edfi v\u00ec b\u1ecdn h\u1ecd t\u01b0\u01a1ng \u0111\u1ed1i \u0111\u1ed3ng c\u1ea3m...","T\u1eeb tr\u00e1i ngh\u0129a Th\u1ea7y: C\u00e1c em c\u00f3 th\u1ec3 l\u1ea5y v\u00ed d\u1ee5 v\u1ec1 t\u1eeb tr\u00e1i ngh\u0129a kh\u00f4ng? Tr\u00f2: \\\"Em th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y v\u00ed d\u1ee5 nh\u01b0: Ng\u00e0y v\u00e0 \u0111\u00eam, m\u00f9a h\u1ea1 v\u00e0 m\u00f9a \u0111\u00f4ng, b\u1ed1 v\u00e0 m\u1eb9...\\\".","Em v\u00e0 c\u00f4 Jack y\u00eau c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o bi\u1ebft \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c r\u1ea5t gi\u1eadn ph\u1ea1t Jack ch\u00e9p 50 l\u1ea7n v\u00e0o v\u1edf c\u00e2u \\\"Em lu\u00f4n k\u00ednh tr\u1ecdng c\u00f4 gi\u00e1o\\\". Jack vi\u1ebft li\u1ec1n 1 l\u00fac 100 l\u1ea7n. C\u00f4 gi\u00e1o r\u1ea5t vui n\u00f3i: Em cu\u1ed1i c\u00f9ng c\u0169ng nh\u1eadn ra c\u00e1i sai c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh \u0111\u00fang kh\u00f4ng. Jack: V\u00e2ng em ch\u00e9p 100 l\u1ea7n l\u00e0 v\u00ec mu\u1ed1n c\u00f4 kh\u00f4ng gi\u1eadn n\u1eefa.","V\u00ed d\u1ee5 v\u1ec1 m\u00f9 ch\u1eef Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Em h\u00e3y l\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t v\u00ed d\u1ee5 th\u1ef1c t\u1ebf v\u1ec1 vi\u1ec7c m\u00f9 ch\u1eef xem n\u00e0o? H\u1ecdc tr\u00f2: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y v\u00ed nh\u01b0 con ru\u1ed3i m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng m\u00f9 ch\u1eef th\u00ec n\u00f3 s\u1ebd \u0111\u1ecdc \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c d\u00f2ng ch\u1eef \\\"Di\u1ec7t ru\u1ed3i\\\" \u1edf d\u01b0\u1edbi t\u1ea5m keo di\u1ec7t ru\u1ed3i r\u1ed3i.","Gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch M\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh h\u1ecfi: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, k\u1ebb \u0111\u00e1nh ng\u01b0\u1eddi v\u00e0 k\u1ebb b\u1ecb \u0111\u00e1nh c\u00f3 g\u00ec kh\u00e1c nhau? Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o l\u1ecbch s\u1eed: K\u1ebb \u0111\u00e1nh ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 k\u1ebb x\u00e2m l\u01b0\u1ee3c. K\u1ebb b\u1ecb \u0111\u00e1nh l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi b\u1ecb h\u1ea1i. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o Anh v\u0103n: \u0110\u00e1nh ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 h\u00ecnh th\u1ee9c ch\u1ee7 \u0111\u1ed9ng. B\u1ecb \u0111\u00e1nh l\u00e0 h\u00ecnh th\u1ee9c b\u1ecb \u0111\u1ed9ng. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o v\u1eadt l\u00fd: \u0110\u00e1nh ng\u01b0\u1eddi l\u00e0 t\u00e1c \u0111\u1ed9ng l\u1ef1c. B\u1ecb \u0111\u00e1nh l\u00e0 ch\u1ecbu l\u1ef1c t\u00e1c \u0111\u1ed9ng.","R\u1ea5t may Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o v\u1ed1n l\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi hay qu\u00ean. L\u00fac h\u1ebft gi\u1edd th\u1ea7y h\u1ecfi: Gi\u1ea7y c\u1ee7a t\u00f4i \u0111\u00e2u r\u1ed3i? H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u1ea7y \u0111ang \u0111i \u1edf ch\u00e2n m\u00e0. Th\u1ea7y: \u1ed3, \u0111\u00fang r\u1ed3i, may m\u00e0 em nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y, n\u1ebfu kh\u00f4ng t\u00f4i ph\u1ea3i \u0111i \u0111\u1ea5t v\u1ec1 nh\u00e0 r\u1ed3i.","Nh\u01b0\u1eddng ch\u1ed7 H\u1ecdc sinh \u0111i tham quan b\u1ea3o t\u00e0ng. Sau khi tham quan b\u1ea3o t\u00e0ng m\u1ed9t l\u01b0\u1ee3t Ti\u1ec3u Minh c\u1ea3m th\u1ea5y h\u01a1i m\u1ec7t th\u1ebf l\u00e0 c\u1eadu li\u1ec1n ng\u1ed3i xu\u1ed1ng m\u1ed9t chi\u1ebfc gh\u1ebf d\u1ef1a. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o nh\u00ecn th\u1ea5y c\u00f3 v\u1ebb t\u1ee9c gi\u1eadn n\u00f3i v\u1edbi Ti\u1ec3u Minh: \\\"Ti\u1ec3u Minh, mau \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady! Em l\u00e0m sao v\u1eady? \u0110\u00e2y ch\u00ednh l\u00e0 gh\u1ebf c\u1ee7a Napoleon \u0111\u1ea5y\\\". Ti\u1ec3u Minh: \\\"D\u1ea1, nh\u01b0ng th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y em m\u1ecfi ch\u00e2n qu\u00e1! Khi n\u00e0o \u00f4ng \u1ea5y quay l\u1ea1i, em s\u1ebd nh\u01b0\u1eddng ch\u1ed7 cho \u00f4ng ta ngay l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c!\\\".","Duy ch\u1ec9 m\u00ecnh con Ti\u1ec3u Minh v\u1eeba v\u1ec1 \u0111\u1ebfn nh\u00e0 \u0111\u00e3 khoe v\u1edbi cha m\u1eb9: H\u00f4m nay \u1edf tr\u00ean l\u1edbp th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi m\u1ed9t c\u00e2u m\u00e0 ch\u1ec9 m\u00ecnh con tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c. B\u1ed1 m\u1eb9: L\u00e0 v\u1ea5n \u0111\u1ec1 g\u00ec v\u1eady? Ti\u1ec3u Minh: Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi l\u00e0: H\u00f4m nay ai kh\u00f4ng l\u00e0m b\u00e0i t\u1eadp.","B\u00e1o hi\u1ebfu Tr\u00ean l\u1edbp th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3ng, ph\u00e0m l\u00e0 con c\u00e1i th\u00ec ph\u1ea3i t\u1eadn hi\u1ebfu v\u1edbi cha m\u1eb9, th\u01b0\u1eddng xuy\u00ean th\u0103m h\u1ecfi c\u00f4ng vi\u1ec7c, s\u1ee9c kho\u1ebb... c\u1ee7a cha m\u1eb9. Ng\u00e0y h\u00f4m sau th\u1ea7y y\u00eau c\u1ea7u h\u1ecdc sinh b\u00e1o c\u00e1o l\u1ea1i ph\u1ea3n \u1ee9ng c\u1ee7a cha m\u1eb9. HSA: M\u1eb9 c\u1ee7a em n\u00f3i: con thi\u1ebfu bao nhi\u00eau ti\u1ec1n th\u00ec n\u00f3i \u0111i. H\u1ecdc sinh B: Em m\u1edbi th\u1eadt l\u00e0 \u0111en \u0111\u1ee7i, b\u1ed1 m\u1eb9 h\u1ecfi: c\u00f3 ph\u1ea3i h\u00f4m nay l\u00e0 ng\u00e0y ph\u00e1t phi\u1ebfu h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp kh\u00f4ng?","Ti\u00eau chu\u1ea9n c\u1ee7a c\u00e1i \u0111\u1eb9p Trong gi\u1edd l\u1ecbch s\u1eed th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch v\u1ec1 \\\"S\u1ef1 \u0111\u00e1nh gi\u00e1 s\u1eafc \u0111\u1eb9p\\\" c\u1ee7a x\u00e3 h\u1ed9i l\u00e0 thay \u0111\u1ed5i theo t\u1eebng th\u1eddi. \\\"V\u00ed d\u1ee5\\\": Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o n\u00f3i: N\u0103m 1921 khi t\u1ed5 ch\u1ee9c thi hoa h\u1eadu y\u00eau c\u1ea7u l\u00e0: Cao 1m55 n\u1eb7ng 49kg, s\u1ed1 \u0111o 3 v\u00f2ng l\u00e0: 76-64-81. Theo nh\u01b0 c\u00e1c em n\u1ebfu c\u00f4 ta tham gia thi hoa h\u1eadu ng\u00e0y nay th\u00ec c\u01a1 h\u1ed9i s\u1ebd nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o?\\\". C\u1ea3 l\u1edbp im l\u1eb7ng, b\u1ed7ng c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t h\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi. \\\"Nh\u01b0 v\u1eady kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3 \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\\\". \\\"V\u00ec sao?\\\" - Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi. H\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"V\u00ec c\u00f4 ta \u0111\u00e3 qu\u00e1 gi\u00e0\\\".","Chia s\u1ebb n\u1ed7i \u0111au Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi: \\\"Ph\u1ea3i gi\u1ea3i th\u00edch th\u1ebf n\u00e0o khi con ng\u01b0\u1eddi ta \u0111au kh\u1ed5 n\u1ebfu chia s\u1ebb b\u1edbt cho ng\u01b0\u1eddi kh\u00e1c, n\u1ed7i \u0111au s\u1ebd gi\u1ea3m \u0111i m\u1ed9t n\u1eeda\\\". Ti\u1ec3u Lu\u00e2n \u0111\u00e1p: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 ba em \u0111\u00e1nh em, em s\u1ebd \u0111\u00e1nh em c\u1ee7a em!\\\".","M\u00e1y bay ch\u01b0a \u0111\u1ebfn C\u00f3 m\u1ed9t th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o r\u1ea5t hay n\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n vui v\u1ec1 c\u00e1c k\u0129 n\u1eef. C\u00e1c h\u1ecdc sinh n\u1eef l\u1ea5y th\u1ebf l\u00e0m b\u1ea5t b\u00ecnh. H\u1ecdp nhau l\u1ea1i quy\u1ebft \u0111\u1ecbnh n\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 l\u1ea7n sau th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o c\u00f2n n\u00f3i nh\u01b0 v\u1eady h\u1ecd s\u1ebd r\u1eddi l\u1edbp b\u1ecf ti\u1ebft h\u1ecdc. Ng\u00e0y h\u00f4m sau th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o l\u1ea1i k\u1ec3 chuy\u1ec7n trong gi\u1edd gi\u1ea3ng. \\\"Nghe n\u00f3i c\u00e1c c\u00f4 k\u0129 n\u1eef \u1edf Pari \u0111ang b\u00e3i c\u00f4ng, xem ra t\u00ecnh h\u00ecnh n\u00e0y...\\\". Th\u1ea7y ch\u01b0a n\u00f3i h\u1ebft c\u00e2u, \u0111\u00e1m n\u1eef sinh v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng l\u1ea7n l\u01b0\u1ee3t \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady \u0111i ra kh\u1ecfi l\u1edbp. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o v\u1ed9i v\u00e0ng n\u00f3i to: \\\"\u0110\u1ee3i, \u0111\u1ee3i ch\u00fat, chuy\u1ebfn m\u00e1y bay \u0111\u1ebfn Pari 6 gi\u1edd s\u00e1ng mai m\u1edbi c\u1ea5t c\u00e1nh c\u01a1.","Gi\u01a1 tay Hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng \u0111\u1ebfn d\u1ef1 gi\u1edd. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o d\u1eb7n h\u1ecdc sinh: \\\"Hy v\u1ecdng khi hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng \u0111\u1ebfn d\u1ef1 gi\u1edd, m\u1ecdi ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u1ec1u gi\u01a1 tay ph\u00e1t bi\u1ec3u b\u00e0i\\\". Tr\u00f2: \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 m\u00e0 ch\u00fang em kh\u00f4ng tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u00e2u h\u1ecfi th\u00ec kh\u00f3 coi l\u1eafm sao? \\\". Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o ngh\u0129 m\u1ed9t h\u1ed3i r\u1ed3i \u0111\u00e1p: \\\"V\u1eady h\u00e3y nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0y \u0111i, em n\u00e0o bi\u1ebft th\u00ec gi\u01a1 tay tr\u00e1i, em n\u00e0o kh\u00f4ng bi\u1ebft th\u00ec gi\u01a1 tay ph\u1ea3i\\\".","K\u1ebft qu\u1ea3 nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 2 con r\u1eafn c\u00f9ng c\u1eafn nu\u1ed1t \u0111u\u00f4i c\u1ee7a nhau th\u00ec k\u1ebft qu\u1ea3 s\u1ebd nh\u01b0 th\u1ebf n\u00e0o. H\u1ecdc sinh A: C\u1ea3 hai con \u0111\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng c\u00f2n. H\u1ecdc sinh B: Em cho r\u1eb1ng ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i c\u00e1i \u0111\u1ea7u. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \u0110\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u00fang, trong m\u1ed7i c\u00e1i d\u1ea1 d\u00e0y c\u00f3 m\u1ed9t con r\u1eafn.","Canh kh\u0103n m\u1eb7t M\u1eb9 \u0111ang \u1edf d\u01b0\u1edbi b\u1ebfp \u0111un n\u01b0\u1edbc kh\u1eed tr\u00f9ng kh\u0103n m\u1eb7t. Ti\u1ec3u Ti\u1ec3u ch\u1ea1y v\u00e0o th\u1eafc m\u1eafc h\u1ecfi: \\\"M\u1eb9 \u01a1i, c\u00e1i g\u00ec th\u1ebf \u1ea1?\\\" M\u1eb9: \\\"L\u00e0 kh\u0103n m\u1eb7t \u0111\u00f3\\\". Ti\u1ec3u Ti\u1ec3u nghi ng\u1edd h\u1ecfi: \\\"M\u1eb9 \u01a1i th\u1ebf kh\u0103n m\u1eb7t c\u0169ng n\u1ea5u canh \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c \u1ea1?\\\".","Ch\u00e2n c\u1ee7a g\u00e0 m\u1eb9 H\u1ecdc sinh: Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, v\u00ec sao ch\u00e2n c\u1ee7a g\u00e0 m\u1eb9 l\u1ea1i ng\u1eafn nh\u01b0 v\u1eady? Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: Ng\u1ed1c \u1ea1! \u0110\u1ebfn th\u1ebf m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng hi\u1ec3u! N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 ch\u00e2n g\u00e0 m\u1eb9 d\u00e0i th\u00ec l\u00fac \u0111\u1ebb tr\u1ee9ng s\u1ebd l\u00e0m v\u1ee1 tr\u1ee9ng m\u1ea5t!","L\u1ed7i t\u1ea1i ai Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o: \\\"Nam, em h\u00e3y \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c c\u1eadu b\u1ea1n b\u00ean c\u1ea1nh d\u1eady. Trong gi\u1edd l\u00ean l\u1edbp kh\u00f4ng \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ng\u1ee7 g\u1eadt\\\". Nam: \\\"Th\u01b0a th\u1ea7y, xin th\u1ea7y t\u1ef1 m\u00ecnh \u0111\u00e1nh th\u1ee9c b\u1ea1n \u1ea5y \u0111i \u1ea1, ch\u00ednh th\u1ea7y l\u00e0m cho b\u1ea1n \u1ea5y ng\u1ee7 m\u00e0\\\".","D\u1ee5ng t\u00e2m Trong l\u1ec5 t\u1ed1t nghi\u1ec7p, hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng tuy\u00ean b\u1ed1 danh s\u00e1ch nh\u1eefng ng\u01b0\u1eddi c\u00f3 th\u00e0nh t\u00edch h\u1ecdc t\u1eadp \u01b0u t\u00fa v\u00e0 ph\u00e1t ph\u1ea7n th\u01b0\u1edfng cho h\u1ecd. \\\"Th\u1ee9 nh\u1ea5t: Saly\\\" kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00e1p l\u1ea1i c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 ai l\u00ean b\u1ec7 nh\u1eadn ph\u1ea7n th\u01b0\u1edfng. Hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng l\u1ea1i \u0111\u1ecdc t\u00ean m\u1ed9t l\u1ea7n n\u1eefa v\u1eabn kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 ng\u01b0\u1eddi n\u00e0o th\u01b0a. Ph\u1ea3i \u0111\u1ebfn l\u1ea7n th\u1ee9 4, Saly m\u1edbi t\u1eeb t\u1eeb \u0111\u1ee9ng d\u1eady l\u00ean l\u1ec5 \u0111\u00e0i, th\u1ea7y hi\u1ec7u tr\u01b0\u1edfng h\u1ecfi: \\\"L\u1ebd n\u00e0o c\u1ea3 t\u00ean m\u00ecnh em c\u0169ng kh\u00f4ng nghe th\u1ea5y \u01b0\\\". Saly: Kh\u00f4ng ph\u1ea3i l\u00e0 em kh\u00f4ng nghe r\u00f5 m\u00e0 l\u00e0: Em s\u1ee3 c\u00e1c b\u1ea1n nghe kh\u00f4ng r\u00f5.","Vi\u1ec7c \u0111\u1ea7u ti\u00ean Ng\u00e0y b\u1ea7u c\u1eed t\u1ed5ng th\u1ed1ng s\u1eafp \u0111\u1ebfn, trong tr\u01b0\u1eddng c\u0169ng nhi\u1ec5m l\u00e2y kh\u00f4ng kh\u00ed n\u00e1o nhi\u1ec7t \u0111\u00f3. Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o t\u1ed5 ch\u1ee9c m\u1ed9t bu\u1ed5i th\u1ea3o lu\u1eadn. \\\"N\u1ebfu nh\u01b0 em tr\u1edf th\u00e0nh t\u1ed5ng th\u1ed1ng th\u00ec vi\u1ec7c \u0111\u1ea7u ti\u00ean em l\u00e0m l\u00e0 chuy\u1ec7n g\u00ec? - Th\u1ea7y gi\u00e1o h\u1ecfi. H\u1ecdc sinh tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi kh\u00f4ng do d\u1ef1: \\\"Hu\u1ef7 b\u1ecf vi\u1ec7c ra b\u00e0i t\u1eadp\\\"."]