The!Non_Mormon!Crescent!and!Neighborhoods!! Marmalade,!Capitol,!Avenues,!University,!Sugarhouse!The!arc!formed!by!The!Marmalade!District!and!Capitol!Hill,!The!Avenues,!University!Area,!and!over!to!Sugarhouse!might!be!referred!to!as!the!NonXMormon!Crescent,!because!a!significant!number!of!the!residents!are!not!local!and!not!of!the!Mormon!culture.!Today,!these!neighborhoods!are!generally!considered!younger,!more!progressive,!and!somewhat!\"artsy\"!when!compared!to!other!neighborhoods.!!Many!young!professionals!choose!to!live!there!due!to!the!culture!and!easy!commute!to!downtown.!!It!is!also!one!of!the!most!important!strongholds!of!the!Democratic!political!party!in!Utah.!Here!we!highlight!the!Marmalade,!Avenues,!and!Sugarhouse!neighborhoods.!!! ! THE!MARMALADE!DISTRICT!Salt!Lake!City's!Marmalade!Hill!Historic!District!was!named!so!because!early!street!names!reflected!the!fruitXbearing!plants!and!trees!imported!and!planted!there!by!its!early!residents.!Marmalade!is!a!small!triangular!area!bounded!by!300!North!on!
the!south,!500!North!on!the!north,!Center!Street!on!the!east,!and!Quince!Street,!the!district's!\"Main!Street\",!on!the!west.!Settled!in!the!early!days!of!Salt!Lake!City,!the!Marmalade!District!is!distinguished!from!other!neighborhoods!by!the! steep,!narrow,!angular! streets!necessitated!by!the! topography,!mature! landscaping!and!a! surprising!variety!of! vintage!residential! buildings.!Within!a!single! oneXblock!area!are!almost! as!many!styles!of!architecture!as!exist!in!the!entire!Avenues!Historic!District.!Moreover,!many!buildings!are!considered!to!be!among!Utah's!best!examples!of!certain!types!of!architecture.!! THE!AVENUES! !The!earliest!city!neighborhood!was!The!Avenues,!named!after!the!perfectly!grid!like,!closely!laid!out!roads!called!Avenues!(numbers,!1st!X!18th)!and!Streets!(letters,!A!X!V).!!!First!surveyed!in!the!1850s,!it!was!originally!designed!as!a!housing!development!for!the!large!influx!of!persons!associated!with!mining!(although!not!the!miners!themselves),!many!of!whom!were!not!members!of!the!Mormon!population.!!!The!Avenues!neighborhood!lies!on!the!\"north!east!bench\"!of!the!Wasatch!Mountains!in!Salt!Lake!City.!The!southern!boundary!of!the!Avenues!is!South!Temple!Street.!Heading!north,!the!Avenues!neighborhood!is!built!up!onto!the!lower!slopes!of!the!mountains.!
!The!northXsouth!roads!in!the!Avenues,!which!slope!up!the!hillside,!begin!at!Canyon!Road!and!then!are!lettered!from!\"A\"!to!\"U\"!Street!and!then!\"Virginia!Street\",!from!west!to!east.!The!fairly!level!eastXwest!roads!are!numbered!1st!to!18th!Avenues.!The!rigid!grid!system!breaks!down!around!13th!Avenue,!as!more!recent!developments!have!taken!a!more!serpentine!bend.!!The!Avenues!is!the!first!section!of!Salt!Lake!City!to!deviate!from!the!original!ten!acre!block!grid!pattern!and!this!deviant!platting!violated!the!law.!The!territorial!legislature!had!to!pass!a!new!survey!ordinance!for!the!Avenues,!which!they!did!in!1860.!Blocks!were!one!half!the!dimension!of!the!original!grid,!making!them!2.5!acres!or!more!nearly!the!size!of!a!standard!US!block.!!Streets!and!sidewalks!were!narrower!too,!meaning!that!the!Avenues'!streets!match!poorly!to!the!original!blocks!at!the!base!of!the!neighborhood!along!South!Temple!Street.!! ! ! Artist!Eric!Dowdle’s!version!of!the!Avenues.!!Originally,!all!of!the!streets!were!named!X!northXsouth!streets!were!named!for!trees,!and!eastXwest!streets!had!names!like!\"Fruit\",!\"Garden\",!\"Bluff\",!and!\"Wall\".!By!1885!the!northXsouth!
streets!gained!their!current!alphabetical!designations.!However,!the!eastXwest!streets!were!still!known!as!Streets.!They!were!not!retitled!into!Avenues!until!1907.!Up!until!that!time,!the!area!was!known!as!\"the!dry!bench\"!because!it!lacked!water.!Until!1884,!residents!in!the!northeastern!Avenues!had!to!haul!water!for!everyday!use.!Protests!prompted!the!city!to!install!pipelines!along!6th!Avenue,!but!those!living!in!the!higher!Avenues!would!be!without!water!until!1908.!In!spite!of!water!problems,!the!Avenues!proved!to!be!an!attractive!residential!neighborhood.!In!the!southwest!Avenues,!artisans!could!live!very!close!to!downtown.!!Transportation!was!a!major!draw!for!settlement!in!the!Avenues.!The!Salt!Lake!Railway!Company!offered!mule!and!horseXdrawn!trolley!rides!in!the!Avenues!by!1872,!and!the!trolleys!became!electric!in!1889.!!The!trolley!system!expanded!to!other!parts!of!the!city,!but!rail!lines!were!denser!in!the!Avenues!than!any!other!part!of!the!city!save!downtown.!!The!tracks!were!removed!in!the!1940s.!The!Avenues!Historic!District!is!a!487Xacre!historic!district!that!was!listed!on!the!National!Register!of!Historic!Places!in!1980.!It!included!143!contributing!buildings!and!one!contributing!site,!Brigham!Young's!Grave.!!! SUGARHOUSE!Sugar!House!is!located!within!the!Salt!Lake!City!grid!system.!According!to!the!Community!Council,!it!runs!from!700!East!to!Foothill!Drive!and!north!to!south!from!1300!South!to!the!city!limits!about!3000!South.!Sugar!House!was!established!in!1853,!six!years!after!Brigham!Young!led!the!LatterXDay!Saint!settlers!into!the!valley.!Its!name!derives!from!the!sugar!beet!test!factory!of!the!Deseret!Manufacturing!Company,!which!was!established!in!a!former!blacksmith!shop!in!the!area.!The!name!
came!in!the!1860s!as!a!suggestion!from!the!wife!of!then!mayor!of!Salt!Lake!City.!!!Many!local!businesses!as!well!as!private!residences,!although!not!strictly!located!within!the!bounds!of!Sugar!House,!use!the!name!because!of!the!area's!name!recognition.!The!business!and!commercial!center!of!the!neighborhood!is!located!at!1100!East!2100!South!which!is!also!the!northern!end!terminus!of!Highland!Drive.!It!is!also!the!location!of!Sugarhouse!Park,!the!largest!park!in!Salt!Lake,!which!was!the!former!site!of!the!first!Utah!State!Prison,!until!1951!when!the!current!prison!was!opened!in!Draper.!! !The!corner!of!2100!South!and!1100!East!in!Sugarhouse.!In!the!past,!the!Sugar!House!community!council!had!mostly!shunned!bigXbox!stores,!and!a!cluster!of!curbside!businesses!existed!along!the!intersection!of!2100!South!and!Highland!Drive/1100!East,!including!independent!clothing!and!shoe!stores,!music!shops,!artist!studios,!public!art!galleries,!two!coffee!shops,!a!head!shop,!and!an!adult!interest!store.!
Honoring!Salt!Lake!City’s!Elizabeth!Smart!!Two! of! the! Salt! Lake’s! greatest! and! worst! events! occurred! in!2002:! the! February! opening! of! the! World! Olympic! Games,! and!the! June! kidnapping! of! age! 14,! Elizabeth! Smart! at! knifeXpoint!from! her! bedroom! in! her! home.! ! Enduring! daily! rape;! deathXthreat! to! herself;! deathXthreats! to! other! family! members;!chaining;! taping;! manipulative! deprivation! of! food! and! water,!and!movement!across!state!borders!on!foot,!Smart!testifies!that!she! survived! 9! months! of! hell! by! various! means! of! psychic!shutdown,! obedience,! personal! faith! and! an! endurable! will! to!be!rescued.! ! !!!!!B.!D.!Mitchell!takes!Elizabeth!to!a!party!downtown.!No!one!has!a!clue.!!Salt! Lake! City! Forensic! Psychiatrist! Dr.! Noel! Gardner! nullified!Bryan! David! Mitchell’s! claims! of! nonXresponsibility! for! the!crime,! due! to! mental! incompetency.! ! Describing! Mitchell! as! a!severe# malignant# narcissist! rather! than! having! psychogenic!illness,! Federal! prosecutors! secured! lifeXimprisonment! for! the!
designerXperpetrator,! as! well! as! a! fifteen! year! imprisonment!for!Mitchell’s!accomplice/wife,!Wanda!Ileen!Barzee.!!! !Gardner’s! affirmation! also! that! Mitchell! neither! possessed!sincere! religious! beliefs,! yet! opens! questions! for! serious!discussion! within! ecclesiastic! communities! regarding! the!misuse! of! religion! for! purposes! of! male! hegemony! against!female!populations.!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The!cover!of!Smart’s!memoir.!!Acclaimed! for! her! willingness! and! success! in! confronting! the!details! of! her! personal! traumas! before! the! world,! as! well! as!facing!her!victimizer!in!court,!Smart!testifies!that!Mitchell!knew#exactly# what# he# was# doing.! As! child! advocate! and! principal! of!the! Elizabeth# Smart# Foundation,# Smart! actively! advises!children,! parents,! community! members,! professions! and! law!enforcement! as! to! how! such! events! can! be! preventatively,!actively!and!psychologically!addressed.!!!!!
Gravity!Hill!! ! Bonneville!Boulevard!!In!Utah,!it’s!not!just!the!culture!that!can!seem!a!bit!topsyXturvy.!!On!Bonneville!Boulevard,!just!northeast!of!the!State!Capitol,!is!a!section!of!road!on!which!objects!seem!to!roll!uphill.!!The!more!scientifically!inclined!attribute!this!phenomenon!to!an!optical!illusion.!!Others!credit!the!spirit!of!a!tractor!driver!who!is!said!to!have!died!in!a!rollover!near!the!spot.!!Wishing!to!avoid!a!repeat!of!the!accident!that!took!his!life,!he!helpfully!pushes!drivers!away!from!the!place!where!he!met!his!fate.!!Another!theory!gives!the!credit!to!Emo,!even!claiming!that!he!is!buried!nearby!and!that!an!eerie!blue!light!illuminates!his!grave!at!night.!!However,!all!rightXthinking!Salt!Lakers!know!that!this!theory!is!false.!!Emo!lies!ensconced!in!his!mausoleum!in!the!Salt!Lake!Cemetery,!about!a!mile!east!of!Gravity!Hill!and!prefers!to!haunt!folks!from!that!location.!! !Can!you!feel!invisible!hands!pushing!you!uphill?!If!not,!maybe!you!are!just!not!trying.!!!
The!Salt!Lake!City!Grid!and!The!Great!State!! Street!River!!If!you!stand!at!the!capitol!building!and!look!down!the!hill!you!can!trace!the!path!of!State!Street!south!to!the!point!of!the!mountain!where!on!the!left!in!the!mouth!of!Little!Cottonwood!Canyon!lies!the!Granite!Mountain!Records!Vault!where!“the!church,”!as!members!call!it,!stores!rows!of!genealogy!records!on!about!2!½!million!rolls!of!microfilm!(Remember!before!cloud!storage!when!religions!carved!out!caves!in!the!mountain!to!store!their!records?)!and!on!the!right!is!the!Draper!Prison,!our!state!penitentiary,!where!Utah!has!brought!back!the!firing!squad,!in!case!anyone!was!missing!the!good!old!days.!!! !! !Feel!the!perspective!X!the!vault,!the!view,!the!firing!squad!line!of!sight.!!From!life!to!death,!and!even!preXlife!and!postXlastXblink,!Utahns!are!organized.!We!could!organize!the!fun!out!of!anything!and!almost!have.!!But!with!our!streets!laid!out!on!a!grid!system!it!makes!getting!around!easy.!In!Salt!Lake,!we!live!in!on!a!coordinate!system!with!the!LDS!temple!at!the!origin!and!locations!identified!by!how!far!east/west!and!how!far!north/south!they!are!from!the!temple.!If!you!are!at!the!temple!and!need!to!swing!by!Bar!X!located!at!155!East!200!South!you!walk!two!blocks!south!and!1.55!blocks!east,!belly!up!to!the!bar,!order!a!Cutthroat!Pale!Ale,!and!nod!to!the!hipster!next!to!you.!Amazingly!enough,!Brigham!Young,!architect!of!the!grid!system!with!roads!wide!enough!to!turn!around!a!wagon!team,!would!
have!been!more!at!home!at!Bar!X!than!most!contemporary!Mormons.!! Historic!look!at!the!grid.! ! !In!May!1983,!with!a!largerXthanXusual!snowpack!and!a!blistering!Memorial!Day!weekend,!water!runXoff!rolling!down!City!Creek!Canyon!overwhelmed!the!system!and!was!diverted!down!State!Street!to!become!the!Great!State!Street!River.!In!times!of!disaster,!the!organization!of!“the!church”!can!be!a!powerful!force.!Instrumental!in!helping!with!sandbagging!was!the!mobilization!of!a!group!of!14,000!women!gathered!for!a!conference!and!antiXERA!lobbying!(only!in!Utah…).!The!close!coordination!of!church!and!state!efforts!made!a!huge!positive!difference!in!at!this!critical!time.!For!a!short!period!of!time,!kayakers!could!navigate!State!Street!and!someone!even!caught!a!fish.!So,!we!haven’t!organized!all!the!fun!out!of!everything!and!if!you!find!your!community!in!dire!need,!there’s!not!a!better!place!to!be.!Volunteers!sandbagging,!and!just!fishin’.! ! !
Alcohol&In&SLC!! ! ! The!State!Wine!Store,!255!South!300!East!!It's!well!known!there!can!sometimes!be!some...difficulty!in!getting!a!drink!in!Salt!Lake!City.!There!are!some!elements!that!can!be!downright!weird.!But!this!helpful!guide!will!make!an!attempt!to!point!out!some!key!things!and!give!you!the!best!possible!experience!while!you're!here:!!!THE!BASICS!!You!have!to!be!twentyXone.!That's!pretty!basic.!Up!until!a!few!years!ago!there!were!two!types!of!bars!in!Salt!Lake:!Private!Clubs!and!Beer!Bars.!A!Beer!Bar!just!sold!the!mildly!debilitating!gatorade!that!is!on!sale!here.!A!Private!Club!had!the!rest!of!the!stuff.!That!changed!a!few!years!ago!with!the!compromise!of!having!scanners!at!all!bars.!!All!hard!liquor!is!metered.!You!can!get!a!martini,!but!it!won't!be!like!one!that!the!rest!of!the!world!would!find!acceptable.!!!No!doubles!and!no!sidecars.!It!would!be!wrong!and!a!violation!of!the!law!to!order,!say,!a!scotchXandXsoda!for!yourself!and!a!shot!for!your!companion!and!then!empty!the!shot!when!your!server’s!back!is!turned,!but!such!a!thing!has!been!known!to!happen.!It!can!get!expensive.!!As!far!as!getting!a!bottle,!you!have!to!go!to!the!liquor!store.!You!can!buy!cold!beer!at!the!grocery!store!or!the!sevenXeleven,!but!it!will!be!3.2.!There!are!two!liquor!stores!in!the!downtown!area,!and!a!State!Wine!Store.!!You!can't!buy!wine!in!the!grocery!store.!If!you!want,!say,!to!surprise!someone!with!a!nice!bottle!of!chilled!white!wine!it's!best!to!plan!ahead.!Same!with!heavy!beer.!Don’t!wait!until!Sunday!to!think!about!Sunday!night.!!
!The!liquor!store!pretty!much!just!sells!booze.!You!won't!be!able!to!get!ice!there!or!many!mixers.!It's!also!a!good!place!to!get!boxes,!especially!if!you!have!a!lot!of!books,!are!behind!on!your!rent,!and!need!to!move!but!this!is!not!likely!to!come!up!if!you!are!just!visiting!Salt!Lake!for!a!convention.!And!if!you!pay!in!cash!you!will!probably!receive!a!fiftyXcent!piece!in!change.!No!one!knows!why!this!is.!! !Google!map!from!Salt!Palace!to!Wine!Store.!Do!you!have!an!Episcopal!corkscrew?!!!Depending!on!the!hotel,!you!might!be!able!to!get!a!glass!of!wine!or!a!mixed!drink!delivered!to!your!room.!This!will!be!pricey,!as!there!will!be!a!delivery!charge!and!automatic!gratuity!added.!It's!always!best!to!just!ask.!Some!hotels,!if!they!offer!drink!service!at!all,!will!only!have!it!by!the!bottle.!!As!is!well!known,!the!LDS!Church!frowns!upon!Alcohol,!Tobacco,!and!Caffeine.!There!is!a!complicated!history!there.!More!information!can!be!found,!of!course,!at!your!local!library.!If!they!still!have!books.!!
It's!best!to!have!your!ID!on!you.!The!establishment!might!get!a!fine!for!serving!someone!without!an!ID.!You!may!have!a!bit!of!salt!and!pepper!in!your!curly!locks.!Maybe!someone!calls!you!\"Grandma.\"!You!may!have!been!a!pillar!of!the!community!since!Reagan!but!you!still!might!be!denied!service!or!admittance!to!an!establishment!if!you!don't!have!a!valid!ID.!It's!happened.!!Just!something!to!keep!in!mind.!!Most!restaurants!have!a!liquor!license,!but!you!have!to!get!food.!There!are!many!rules!that!fly!in!the!face!of!common!sense,!but!there!you!go.!!THE!ADDITIONAL![put!number!here]!THINGS!YOU!SHOULD!KNOW!ABOUT!GETTING!A!DRINK!IN!SALT!LAKE!CITY!!Some!places!are!\"cash!only\".!There!will!usually!be!an!ATM,!but!there!will!be!a!fee,!of!course.!If!that!doesn't!concern!you!well,!then!laXdeeXda.!Good!for!you,!Mr.!Rockefeller.!Some!of!us!are!on!a!bit!of!a!budget.!!Some!places!will!have!outdoor!seating.!This!might!be!just!right!outside!on!the!sidewalk!in!a!little!fenced!area.!You!can!take!your!drink!outside!and!feel!the!breeze!on!your!face,!but!you!cannot!step!outside!of!the!fence.!The!fence!is!magic.!!You!cannot!have!an!open!container.!!You!will!encounter!panhandlers!on!pretty!much!every!corner.!You!will!have!to!let!your!conscience!be!your!guide!on!this!one.!!!Downtown!is!pretty!safe,!but!good!judgment!and!common!sense!are!always!important.!You!probably!won't!get!mugged.!!There!used!to!be!a!rule!that!there!could!only!be!a!certain!number!of!bars!per!city!block!but!that!has!been!relaxed!in!the!last!couple!of!years.!There!is!no!shortage!of!bars!in!the!
downtown!area.!Some!are!more!informal!than!others.!Some!are!pricier!than!others,!but!the!variance!is!generally!only!a!few!dollars!one!way!or!the!other.! ! ! The!“Oh!My!Heck!!St.!Provo!Girl”!Olympic!pin.!ebay!X!US!$4.95.!!Most!people!won't!know!what!an!Episcopalian!is.!If!you!refer!to!\"The!Church\"!it!will!be!assumed!that!you're!talking!about!the!Mormon!Church.!Same!with!\"General!Convention.\"!!The!LDS!has!their!General!Convention!twice!a!year.!Some!people!will!be!confused!because!you're!in!a!bar.!You!can!give!them!a!detailed!history!of!the!Church!going!back!to!the!first!Century!through!the!Reformation!and!the!Revolutionary!War!and!the!various!social!upheavals!but!sometimes!it's!just!best!to!say!\"Sort!of!like!the!Catholics!but!no!Pope,!y'know?!Not!that!there's!anything!wrong!with!that.!Now,!what's!a!good!local!beer?\"!!You!might!say!\"Anglican\"!but!they!might!think!that!you're!talking!about!fishing!and!have!some!sort!of!speech!impediment.!There!might!be!some!confusion!over!the!fact!that!
a!priest!can!be!a!woman!and!in!a!sameXsex!partnership!and!a!parent!and!having!a!glass!of!wine.!!!The!laws!can!be!somewhat!bewildering!even!for!locals.!The!law!changes!on!a!fairly!regular!basis.!It's!always!best!to!exercise!common!sense!and!good!judgment!and,!as!they!say!in!the!ads,!\"Enjoy!Responsibly\".!No!brawling.!!As!far!as!transportation!goesXXit's!never!a!good!idea!to!drink!and!drive,!but!there!is!a!good!public!transportation!system!in!place.!Trax!is!the!aboveXground!rail!system!and!will!get!you!within!shouting!distance!of!most!areas!of!interest.!!As!far!as!hailing!cabs!go:!You!can't.!But!you!can!call!one!of!the!cab!services!and!they're!usually!there!before!too!long.!Ute,!Yellow!and!City!are!the!main!ones.!Just!keep!in!mind!that!\"Last!Call\"!is!at!one!and!the!cab!services!generally!do!their!highest!volume!of!business!between!one!and!two!on!Friday!and!Saturday.!During!the!warmer!months!there!are!also!a!number!of!PediXCabs!in!the!Downtown!area.!It's!a!good!(and!environmentally!responsible)!way!to!get!around!and!find!out!a!little!bit!about!the!town,!but!bear!in!mind!that!it's!a!cash!transaction,!so!you!should!have!some!on!hand.!Also:!the!rideXshare!services!Uber!and!Lyft!are!here,!so!you!can!use!them,!too.!Whatever!floats!your!boat.!!!!!That!being!said,!there!are!some!worldXclass!beers!being!made!here!and!the!wine!lists!at!most!of!the!restaurants!rival!those!in!any!other!city.!Have!fun!and!enjoy!your!stay.!Mingle.!Meet!people.!!Just!no!brawling,!okay?!!!
Song!of!the!Saints!!There!is!a!wonderful,!catchy!song!–!“Go!West”!X!that!is!not!very!well!known!but!feels!familiar!and!expresses!the!same!hope!the!Mormon!Pioneers!had!to!create!a!new!life,!to!find!the!place!God!prepared,!far!away,!in!the!West,!to!go!handXinXhand!where!life!is!peaceful.!The!song!is!positive,!uplifting,!fresh!in!the!new!spirit!of!the!West,!the!sun,!the!open!space!where!all!is!well.!!Fast!forward!to!our!generation.!Imagine!growing!up!back!east;!imagine!wandering!around!a!few!years;!imagine!landing!in!the!Salt!Lake.!Some!of!us!don’t!have!to!imagine;!it!happened.!Hearing!this!song!even!for!the!first!time!reminds!us!what!we!felt!when!we!first!decided!to!call!this!place!home.!And!we!just!know!that!if!we!lived!in!another!era!we!would!have!been!pioneers!heading!to!Utah!inspired!by!that!same!young!hope!of!creating!a!new!world,!the!Mormon!hope,!the!hope!of!a!young!Episcopal!Bishop,!Daniel!Tuttle,!the!hope!of!a!cowboy,!a!cop,!Native!American,!G.!I.,!construction!worker,!and!biker.!The!hope!of!the!Village!People.!! ! The!Disco!Pioneer!Spirit!We!might!sing!different!songs.!In!the!Episcopal!hymnbook!“I!sing!a!song!of!the!saints,”!or!“Come,!come,!ye!saints”!for!the!LDS,!or!maybe!a!song!for!secular!saints.!Scratch!beneath!the!surface!of!these!different!songs!and!what!do!you!see?!!
Come,&Come,&Ye&Saints! Originally!“All!is!Well”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! written!by!Mormon!poet!William!Clayton!1847!#Come,#come,#ye#saints,#no#toil#nor#labor#fear;#But#with#joy#wend#your#way.#Though#hard#to#you#this#journey#may#appear,#Grace#shall#be#as#your#day.#Tis#better#far#for#us#to#strive#Our#useless#cares#from#us#to#drive;#Do#this,#and#joy#your#hearts#will#swell#N#All#is#well!#All#is#well!#Why#should#we#mourn#or#think#our#lot#is#hard?#'Tis#not#so;#all#is#right.#Why#should#we#think#to#earn#a#great#reward#If#we#now#shun#the#fight?#Gird#up#your#loins;#fresh#courage#take.#Our#God#will#never#us#forsake;#And#soon#we'll#have#this#tale#to#tellN#All#is#well!#All#is#well!#We'll#find#the#place#which#God#for#us#prepared,#Far#away,#in#the#West,#Where#none#shall#come#to#hurt#or#make#afraid;#There#the#saints,#will#be#blessed.#We'll#make#the#air,#with#music#ring,#Shout#praises#to#our#God#and#King;#Above#the#rest#these#words#we'll#tell#N#All#is#well!#All#is#well!#And#should#we#die#before#our#journey's#through,#Happy#day!#All#is#well!#
We#then#are#free#from#toil#and#sorrow,#too;#With#the#just#we#shall#dwell!#But#if#our#lives#are#spared#again#To#see#the#Saints#their#rest#obtain,#Oh,#how#we'll#make#this#chorus#swellN#All#is#well!#All#is#well!#!!Go!West!! The!Village!People,!1979,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! writers!Victor!Edward!Willis,!Jacques!Morali,!Henri!Belolo!#Hey,#hey#Well,#well,#well,#well#Yeaah,#yeaah##(Together)#We#will#go#our#way#(Together)#We#will#leave#someday#(Together)#Your#hand#in#my#hand#(Together)#We#will#make#the#plans##(Together)#We#will#fly#so#high#(Together)#Tell#our#friends#goodbye#(Together)#We#will#start#life#new#(Together)#This#is#what#we'll#do##Refrain#(Go#west)#Life#is#peaceful#there#(Go#west)#Lots#of#open#air#(Go#west)#To#begin#life#new#(Go#west)#This#is#what#we'll#do##
(Go#west)#Sun#in#winter#time# #(Go#west)#We#will#do#just#fine#(Go#west)#Where#the#skies#are#blue#(Go#west)#This#and#more#we'll#do##(Together)#We#will#love#the#beach#(Together)#We#will#learn#and#teach#(Together)#Change#our#pace#of#life#(Together)#We#will#work#and#strive##(I#love#you)#I#know#you#love#me#(I#want#you)#Happy#and#carefree#(So#that's#why)#I#have#no#protest#(When#you#say)#You#want#to#go#west##Refrain##(I#know#that)#there#are#many#ways#(to#live#there)#in#the#sun#or#shade.#(Together)#we#will#find#a#place#(to#settle]#down#and#live#with#space##(without#the)#busy#pace#back#east,#(the#hustling),#rustling#of#the#feet,#(I#know#I'm)#ready#to#leave#too,#(so#this#is)#what#we're#going#to#do,##Refrain##(Go#west)#Together,#together,#we'll#gone#our#way#(Go#west)#Together,#together,#you#lead#me#the#way#(Go#west)#You#begin#life#new#(Go#west)#This#is#what#will#do#(Go#west)#Life#is#peaceful#there…#!
I!Sing!a!Song!of!the!Saints!of!God!! The!Hymnal!1982!Number!293,!written!by!Lesbia!Scott!!I#sing#a#song#of#the#saints#of#God,##patient#and#brave#and#true,##who#toiled#and#fought#and#lived#and#died##for#the#Lord#they#loved#and#knew.##And#one#was#a#doctor,#and#one#was#a#queen,##and#one#was#a#shepherdess#on#the#green;##they#were#all#of#them#saints#of#God,#and#I#mean,##God#helping,#to#be#one#too.###They#loved#their#Lord#so#dear,#so#dear,##and#his#love#made#them#strong;##and#they#followed#the#right#for#Jesus'#sake##the#whole#of#their#good#lives#long.##And#one#was#a#soldier,#and#one#was#a#priest,##and#one#was#slain#by#a#fierce#wild#beast;##and#there's#not#any#reason,#no,#not#the#least,##why#I#shouldn't#be#one#too.###They#lived#not#only#in#ages#past;##there#are#hundreds#of#thousands#still.##The#world#is#bright#with#the#joyous#saints##who#love#to#do#Jesus'#will.##You#can#meet#them#in#school,#on#the#street,#in#the#store,##in#church,#by#the#sea,#in#the#house#next#door;##they#are#saints#of#God,#whether#rich#or#poor,##and#I#mean#to#be#one#too.###
Music/RE!Salt!Lake!!The!following!YouTube!selections!speak!of!Salt!Lake!and!Utah.!A!couple!gently!poke!fun!at!Utah.!!Some!are!songs!popular!decades!ago!that!mention!Salt!Lake!City!in!their!lyrics.!!There's!an!old!cowboy!song.!And!more!Utahns!poking!fun!of!Utah.!There!are!other!songs!to!include!but!we!are!still!looking!for!them.!If!you're!just!looking!for!listenable!traveling!music!for!your!own!tour,!try!some!string!band!tunes!from!the!old!Deseret!String!Band.!!Tribute!to!Utah:!! !!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqR0XFUQyp0!Salt!Lake!City!Blues,!Louis!Armstrong:!! !!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5jGblQK2qg!I!Lost!My!Sugar!in!Salt!Lake!City,!Judy!Garland!&!Johnny!Mercer!(alternative!version):!! !!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgawF0W9iX!! Q&list=RDBgawF0W9iXQ!!Salt!Lake!City,!the!Beach!Boys:! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv89vHZwrSI!The!Book!of!MormonX\"Sal!Tlay!Ka!Siti\":!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSIvDrHQUWY!Utah!Carroll,!Don!Edwards:!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFQORrfEa24!Never!Been!East!of!the!Rockies!X!Deseret!String!Band:! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8SwJXo1Ixk!!Salt!Lake!City!Pictures!and!Song!2014,!by!Will!Kistler:!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw7zuO74Io!Provo!Utah!Girls!by!BYU!Divine!Comedy:!! !!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84u5k4bboU4!Utah!Names,!by!Mormon!Girls!Say:!! !!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs!Utah!Names!Part!2:!Boys!Names,!by!Mormon!Girls!Say:!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPrtJKPmB0!
Sounds!Like?!!!!If#you#can#pronounce#all#of#the#Utah#place#names#in#this#list#then#you#probably#have#been#here#too#long#and#should#think#about#leaving#for#a#while.##!!!1.!Hurricane!!2.!Escalante!!3.!Layton!!4.!Hooper!!5.!Happy!Valley!!6.!Monticello!!7.!Juab!!8.!Oquirrh!!9.!Tooele!!10.!Duchesne!!11.!Mantua!!!!!
!Mormon!or!Episcopalian?!!Take#the#quiz.#Who#is#Mormon?#Who#is#Episcopalian?#And#who#is#more#likely#to#drink#all#your#beer#on#a#camping#trip?####1. Jerry!Garcia!of!the!Grateful!Dead!2. Ken!Jennings,!Jeapardy!!Champion!3. Butch!Cassidy!4. Philo!T.!Farnsworth,!inventor!of!the! box!of!evil!5. Roseanne!Barr!and!Brent!Scowcroft!6. John!McCain!7. Eldridge!Cleaver,!Soul!on!Ice!8. Elizabeth!Tudor,!The!Virgin!Queen!9. Golfers!Billy!Casper!and!Johnny!Miller!10. Batman!11. !Garrison!Keillor!12. Gladys!Knight!and!the!Pips!!!!!!
!!13. Billy!Barty!14. My!main!man,!Buzz!Aldrin.!15. Michael!Jackson!16. Jack!Dempsey!–!world! heavyweight!champion,!1919X 1926!17. Douglas!Adams,!author!of!Hitchhiker’s!Guide!to!the! Galaxy!18. Orson!Scott!Card,!author!of!Ender’s!Game!19. Sandra!Day!O’Connor,!Chief!Justice!John!Marshall!along! with!five!other!Supreme!Court!chief! justices!and!26!other!Supreme!Court! justices!20. Mick!Jagger!21. Robin!Gibbs!from!the!Bee!Gees!!!
!Answer!Key:!Sounds!Like?!!!1.!Hurricane!!is!pronounced!“HURXIHXKUN.”!!2.!Escalante?!Help!us!out.!Even!we!are!not!sure!if!it!is!“ESXKUHX! LAWNXTAY”!or!“ESSXKUHXLANXTEE.”!!3.!Layton!is!pronounced!“LAYXUN”!as!in!“I’m!going!to!LAYXUN!! egg!if!you!don’t!start!saying!that!T!”!!4.!Hooper!is!pronounce!“HUUP!–!ER.”!!5.!Happy!Valley!is!officially!pronounced!“PROXVO.”!!6.!Monticello!rhymes!with!green!jello,!which!we!cover!with!cello.!! (Free!green!jello!shots!to!everyone!who!got!this!right!)!!7.!Juab?!We!dedicate!this!word!to!all!the!gentiles!who!are!Jews!! in!“JEWXAB.”!Both!of!them.!!8.!Oquirrh!is!“OHXKUR,”!OKAY?!!9.!Tooele!is!“TOOXELLXUH”!as!in!“TOOXELLXUH!and!back.”!!10.!“DEWXSHAYN.”!Two!guys!were!caught!poaching.!The!! game!warden!asked!where!they!were!from.!“DEWXCHEZZX! NEE,”!they!said.!Suspicious!!!11.!You!might!live!here!years!before!figuring!out!Mantua!and!! “MANXOOXAY”!are!one!and!the!same!place.!
Answer!Key:!Mormon!or!Episcopalian?!!You#took#the#quiz.#How#did#you#do?#And,#who#cares?#Well,#answers#anyway.#By#the#way,#where#are#the#women?#!1. Jerry Garcia – Episcopalian, Catholic, Urantian, Ben & Jerry’s inspiration.2. Ken Jennings, Jeapardy! Champion – Looks Mormon, is Mormon.3. Butch Cassidy – likely Mormon. “I steal their money just to hear them holler. Then I pass it out among those who really need it.” Prionsias Cassidy, Irish vampire character in Preacher comic book series is Anglican. We all got bad guys.4. Philo T. Farnsworth – invented television so we can watch the LDS conference all weekend. Philo’s stature is in the Utah Capitol.5. Roseanne Barr and Brent Scowcroft? There is no reason for them to be listed together other than they are both Mormon.6. John McCain – Episcopalian, along with Thomas Jefferson, Barry Goldwater, Zachary Taylor, and on and on and on.7. Eldridge Cleaver – Mormon.8. Elizabeth Tudor’s pop, Henry VIII, might have liked Joseph Smith.9. Golfers Billy Casper and Johnny Miller – They would make a good pair of missionaries.10. Batman – Episcopalian, along with The Invisible Woman (Christmas and Easter only). Superman is Methodist, The Hulk a lapsed Catholic.
11. You thought Garrison was Lutheran. Gotcha! He’s Episcopalian.12. Gladys Knight and the Pips - Not sure about The Pips but Gladys is definitely Mo-town and Mormon! Natalie Cole is Episcopalian.13. Billy Barty – Three feet and nine inches of pure, wisecracking Mormon.14. Buzz Aldrin. Episcopalian or Presbyterian (some dispute). Had communion on the moon. Buzz Lightyear, however, is rumored to be a Sikh as the Star Command logo looks remarkably like the Khanda symbol of Sikhism.15. Michael Jackson – Episcopalian.16. Jack Dempsey – baptized Mormon in 1903. Middleweight champion of the world, Gene Fullmer, also Mormon, lived his life by the “Word of Wisdom” as Mormons refer to the Doctrine and Covenants scripture they consider sacred.17. Douglas Adams – devout Anglican, then agnostic, then atheist. What’s next?18. Orson Scott Card, sci-fi author, is a great-great-grandson of Brigham Young.19. All those judges…Mormon or Episcopalian? Guess!20. Mick is Catholic but Dean Jagger, who won an Oscar for Twelve O’Clock High (1949) was Mormon.21. Robin Gibbs from the Bee Gees – sorry, just Vegan.!!
Notes!!!!The!creation!of!this!compilation!of!Salt!Lake!and!Utah!lore!was!a!collaborative!effort!of!individuals!who!met!as!members!of!the!Library!Committee!of!Cathedral!Church!of!Saint!Mark!and!was!just!for!fun!and!for!no!other!good!reason.!!!Contributors!!Michael!Bull!(NonXMormon!Crescent)!Branden!Burningham!(Emo’s!Grave,!Gravity!Hill)!Bill!Bynum!(General!Editor)!Carolyn!Ershler!(Mormon!Murders)!Donavin!Girard!(Alcohol!in!SLC,!Summum)!Nick!Gold!(Polygamy!and!the!George!Q.!Cannon!House)!June!Jelm!(Elizabeth!Smart,!Weeping!Virgin)!Craig!Miller!(Gilgal!Garden,!Music/RE!Salt!Lake)!Tom!Melton!(Trinity!AME!Church)!Robbie!Reid!(Joe!Hill)!Betty!Stone!(Hatch!Family!Chocolates)!!!!
Sources! ! Alcohol!in!SLC! https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Salt+Palace+Convention+Center,+South+West+Temple,+Sal t+Lake+City,+UT/State+Wine+Store,+South+300+East,+Salt+Lake+City,+UT/@40.7631981,X 111.8979719,15z/data=!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x8752f50674b2cb45:0x8825a80f25bb4f38! 2m2!1dX 111.894173!2d40.767211!1m5!1m1!1s0x8752f51296fea54d:0xff4da6ba65384f0a!2m2!1dX 111.881858!2d40.76355?hl=en!! http://www.ebay.com/itm/OHXMYXHECKXSTXPROVOXGIRLXLDSXMORMONXLAPELXPINX /360804691032! ! Beats,!Hippies,!and!Punks! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Cassady! http://lovealwayscarolyn.com/background/nealXcassady/!!! http://flavorwire.com/490727/theXtrueXstoryXbehindXtheXletterXthatXinspiredXkerouacsXonXtheX road!! http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=33908472!! http://www.deseretnews.com/article/695240896/AndyXWarholXexhibitXrecallsXimpostorsXtripX toXU.html?pg=all!! http://cesshereandthere.com/andyXwarholXtimeXcapsulesXmacXmarseille/!! http://imgur.com/gallery/HrTMJ!! https://cosmicaeroplane.wordpress.com/!! http://www.usu.edu/ust/index.cfm?article=50149!! The#Portable#Potts#by#Charles#Potts.#West#End#Press.#ISBN#0975348639.# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Potts# http://johnoliversimon.com/2011/12/17/neglectedNpoetsNanthology/## ! Bill!and!Nada’s!Café! Craig!Wirth,!local!newscaster,!called!it!a!place!“Wirth!Watching”:! http://www.good4utah.com/wirthwatching/story/d/story/saltXlakeXcityXutahXabcX4X utah/17125/zoBzLGCqt0eRzuDYJBurQg!! http://www.mappingslc.org/thisXwasXhere/item/66XthisXwasXtheXplaceXbillXandXnadaXs!! https://www.flickr.com/photos/97563042@N00/130599212/! ! Cover! http://perspectivesonthenews.blogs.deseretnews.com/2012/08/17/willXsaltXlakeXtrolleyXlineX leadXtoXeconomicXdevelopment/!!! Defacing!Banksy! http://www.ebay.com/itm/D8279XRatX3DXGlassesXBanksyXGraffitiXStreetXArtX32x24XPrintX POSTERX/221611225309! http://ffffound.com/image/49a0bd04524407c04f7dc669d122ac73535a9989!! https://grantruby.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/deletingXosamaXwhyXcantXitXbeXthisXeasyXforX theXcia/!! http://www.ruqus.com/banksyXinXslc! http://animalnewyork.com/2010/banksyXplacesXosamaXjustXoutsideXsaltXlakeXcity/! ! Elizabeth!Smart! http://elizabethsmart.com/!!!! http://politicsrusprinciple.tumblr.com/post/63295743568/afterXelizabethXsmartXwasXfoundX andXtheXdetailsXof! http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2010/12/elizabethXsmartXverdict?page=4!! !
Emo’s!Grave!http://www.thedeadhistory.com/2013/04/emoXgraveXsaltXlakeXcity.html!http://www.enjoyutah.org/2011/09/utahsXmysteriesXandXurbanXlegendsXemos.html!!Franklin!Avenue!and!Franklin!Theatre!http://www.mappingslc.org/essay/item/40XgrandXnightXout!!http://content.lib.utah.edu/cdm/ref/collection/sanbornXjp2/id/813!Jeff!Nichols.!Prostitution,!Polygamy,!and!Power:!Salt!Lake!City,!1847X1918.!Urbana,!IL:!University!of!Illinois!Press.!2002.!ISBN!025202768X.!!Tribune,!15!October!1900.!!Gilgal!Garden!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgal_Sculpture_Garden!http://weirdus.com/states/utah/stories/gilgal_gardens/index.php!http://adventureofthemonth.blogspot.com/2014/03/howXthisXbricksXpantedXmanXmanagedXto.html!!!!Go!West!http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/villagepeople/gowest.html!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wc5AQJ2MYo&list=RD1wc5AQJ2MYo!!Gravity!Hill!http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/1833!!Hatch!Family!Chocolates!http://hatchfamilychocolates.com/!!!Joe!Hill!http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Utah_State_Penitentiary,_Sugar_House.jpg!!Gibbs!Smith.!Joe!Hill.!!Layton,!UT:!Peregrine!Smith!Books.!!ISBN!087905154X.!!1969.!http://joehill.org/!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Hill!!!The!Living!Room!Trail!http://alltrails.com/trail/us/utah/theXlivingXroomXtrailXwithXredXbutteXextension!!Mormon!Murders!http://www.rcyoung.org/LDS/webhofmann.htm!!http://www.utlm.org/onlinebooks/trackingcontents.htm!!http://kimballinvestment.com/projects/pastXproject/theXjudgeXbuilding/!!http://mormonhomeevening.blogspot.com/2010_10_01_archive.html!!http://murderpedia.org/male.H/h/hofmannXmarkXphotos.htm!!http://abbysac.angelfire.com/0.html!!!NonXMormon!Crescent!http://monastevens.com/communities/theXavenuesXinXsaltXlakeXcity/!http://www.saltlakehomes.org/capitolXhillXmarmaladeXdistrict/!!http://www.10best.com/destinations/utah/saltXlakeXcity/sugarhouse/!!!!!Polygamy!and!the!George!Q.!Cannon!House!https://knutthelastviking.wordpress.com/2010/10/23/odinXisXwatchingXandXdontXyouXdoubtXit/!!http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_3898368!!!The!Salt!Lake!City!Grid!and!the!Great!State!Street!River!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granite_Mountain_%28Utah%29!!http://historytogo.utah.gov/utah_chapters/utah_today/floods.html!!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_Lake_City!!http://en.fairmormon.org/Word_of_Wisdom/Brigham_Young%27s_whiskey_distillery!!http://www.saltlakedigs.com/saltXlakeXhistory/saltXlakeXcityXblocksXshowXthoughtfulXplanning/!!http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700028045/MormonXchurchsXstoriedXGraniteXMountainXvaultXopenedXforXvirtualXtour.html?pg=all!!http://www.npr.org/2015/04/05/397672199/utahXbringsXbackXfiringXsquadXexecutionsXwitnessesXrecallXtheXlastXone!!http://eq.uen.org/emedia/items/061ec920X6e4aXbc4dX361dXd433b1558b85/1/!!http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/51720845X78/1983XcreekXfloodingXlake.html.csp!!http://utahwomenofwater.blogspot.com/2012/12/raindropsXareXfallin.html!!!Song!of!the!Saints!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Sing_a_Song_of_the_Saints_of_God!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come,_Come,_Ye_Saints!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcXAQJ2MYo&list=RD1wcXAQJ2MYo!http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/villagepeople/gowest.html!!!http://chartarchive.org/r/8132/edit!!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_People!!!Summum!Pyramid!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summum!!http://www.pifmagazine.com/1998/11/honestyXsaysXgodXisXaXmasturbatortheXsecretsXofXsummum/!!http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2008/11/13/summumXbonumXbro/!!http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/Americas/2009/feb/SupremeXCourtXRulesXAgainstXSummumXReligiousXGroupXinXFreedomXofXSpeechXCase!!Ted!Bundy!Rooming!House!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy!https://utahadventures.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/tedXbundysXhouse/!http://www.evprecorder.org/tedXbundysXhouseXinXsaltXlakeXcityXutah/!!Trinity!AME!Church!http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/53513844X78/churchXbachmanXameXutah.html.csp!!http://utahcfa.org/architect/carl_martell_neuhausen!!http://www.snipview.com/q/Greek_Orthodox_churches_in_Utah!!http://everywhereonce.com/2012/09/26/cathedralXofXtheXmadeleine/!!http://www.utcotm.org/about/pictoralXtour!!!Wasatch!Leathermen!https://sites.google.com/site/utahleatherhistory/!!http://gaysaltlake.com/news/2013/03/21/gayXandXlesbianXcommunityXcouncilXofXutahXpartXi/!!http://www.utahpridefestival.org/info/history/!!http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008X04X21X808808288_x.htm!!!
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