Dog Man - Brawl of the Wild by Dav Pilkey

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ßeliola/: the fo-y caused all o f our probier»*! Gite, X can'-f believe Js/St PieR it u p Somebody j us t left it Lyih3 there I . And W Alk, bub$f \\y\\/\\K A ^ T^iat'i irresponsible! Dont be Put i+!f f i oI*’ c u L o u j I H eAW f/f Xt's hot I K ea\\/ / a t 55

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Wf|oA/ looK a t a ll There must be a> bnii)]on dollars and of that ffioolahW nínety-onC cents in Boy, t/ie tooth Fairy's Hey, VA/ai! tu ml/iute.J really sieppin ¡ i up! D/dl you lo5€ it tooth? (oO

c'mon, -fellas, we g o t+ cu i- a K e - ftf* nooney +° cops! G o o d m o r n in g , Trrt S a r a h Hat o ff w !U Oj b re a k in g new/r Story ¿I

Someone fobbed the Yep-” ¿xmd we Know bahfc U s + night!!! \\A/ho d id i t , too!!! tteV, cops! You'll Let's See- was if a> never 9aejx what m í/Iion b u tk s a M \\Aje jy s + -found I n ?net/ - on cents f* ¿2

DOG MAN, You're Y o u ' r e 3 ° ,n 3 ~ t° under curresT? D0 3 JaiL for a- . L o o o o o o h q Tim s! New WAif y o u c a n K~h a , r r e s t j u s t a> P 0 3 l^ o u n w / ^ A o u t a n y M in u te ? ev/dence !J 1 Oh, weVe $ o f lots T h e Thl-ef's 'Foot­ o f €\\//c/€nc€ !li p r i n t s a r e +Ae. as D03/Han's. «0 * ¿3

T host's ¿u A M tfi'S broken window is C o in c id e n c e i in the shape of Doj Man/ Thai'S J u S i Ahd check out Ci re u/nstanti a l ! 't/i i S Pho~to 'froflrt the Security cameral You were busy last hi3 ht wererif you? (oH

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\\\\V'S not like any You'/1 never b« a. OTher Cop X know. R e a l MAn.. ''COZ You're t o o m u ch o f Q* Ù O ( f j P r i s o A je Poor Do<j M a n Was d e s p e r a t e . - 6?



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X Carme as soon as Look, y o u r tl'io.L X Ketfrd \"ths fleuAT. iS in -five ff\\inu1'es. ...But I dont Want E.\\/er/tA;na is s/ou t\"o W o r r y ! } } ßo 1V13 To ¿»€* 'f-'/ie. X Pro/»rse. -ri 72

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Hey, 'Pu+eri What\" car\\ y a fell There were two robberies last US A b o u t c r i m e s night__ and S t u f f ? ) IfTfl — (S' 7H

A costum e The following items were stolen from S h o p ? '.? the costume shop: Rr Oos I \\ HeV ! X think +A« B u t boW did bcmV^ robber wore as f h e m o n e y end up here ? D 0 9 /W it/1 co sf^ e i Perhaps this footage from our security cameras will be helpful. 75

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Ar«n+ you the guy Va/Ko kept \"falling VcaJi, b u t ît \\A/<A5n 'f wy fa u lt t f l e 'i digging holes B u t when x g e t Everywhere !!! rr\\y hands on him.. m 7°l

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Mean u/Jii le... Wß kûV€ evidence I t 's too Late. /ViY t U t P ro v e S Do9 decision is F i n a l ! /V\\an is innocetfP ai

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Oh vA/e<t you better get Some rest• V/Je'v/e 9 ot a- h ig A t ahead of v S ^I %'ll be ¿ack in a*h hour y to tie you / h 5* up to my j fSj^, O \\ doysled i / 0 §m & O So l e t s spli~h fV\\-6.AhVA/K;le •■ - into r e a m s !9* OK, 3 an^. We've 5 0 + ol lot o f thiViQj to 8b

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M JH Q h T, M R . I gu€55 r j l make S W O T V -P A M 5 » 5om€ adjustments/ yj^lpy Why a r e you hei me? You IKMoW X'm the bad 3«y, ^2.

Hey, do f t f O W ÆB» D W T y a . \\A/anoûu CHANGE The SUbjeeTf hear a Joke ? lU A A Z “ ^ ^ ^ 93

WitA cu monkey ? I olon+ Know . diarrhea.! What do you get

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/Vlea.ni4//t«te... OK, Doq A la n / Up a,hd 'e m /!//.' I + 'i Time fo pull rr\\y •••b u t doh i~ \\A/orry. I t 5 only 80 miles!.1! do3sle«! to fAe /¡ty’ of the mourtfaiw... Y t— /m ^ / \" You SQ€, x V e came, vp \\Ai¡+h ou v e r y 00 ^ o \\ ^ S n ^ A k ~ y S ^ c.h & fy\\Ô [ 0 S\" u

Once w eek, I ... Cind \"then y ok quyS Collect all tli€ J o j pull it up the mountain. Poop -from the jail... ) O 0° o ...To tAis Fertilizer Then X Sell i t and factory at the topi K<?ep ¿til t/ie money fo r myself I J J ! 7U r<r 97

Voull neuer b e ou R e a l m a n /// .You're “loo much of MAN/ ) VouV« too much oP a- D O ^ f