["Pastor\t Brown\t was\t preaching\t an\t impassioned\t sermon\t on\t the\t evils\t of television. \\\"It\t steals\t away\t precious\t time\t that\t could\t be\t better\t spent\t on\t other\t things,\\\"\t he said. He\tadvised\tthe\tcongregation\tto\tdo\twhat\the\tand\this\tfamily\thad\tdone. \\\"We\tput\tour\tTV\taway\tin\tthe\tcloset.\\\" \\\"That\ts\tright,\\\"\this\twife\tmumbled,\t\\\"and\tit\tgets\tawfully\tcrowded\tin\tthere.\\\" C\u00c1I\tH\u1ea0I\tC\u1ee6A\tTIVI M\u1ee5c\ts\u01b0\tBrown\t\u0111ang\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1ch\tsay\ts\u01b0a\tv\u1ec1\tnh\u1eefng\tc\u00e1i\th\u1ea1i\tc\u1ee7a\ttivi. \u201cN\u00f3\tl\u1ea5y\tc\u1eafp\t\u0111i\tth\u1eddi\tgian\tqu\u00fd\tb\u00e1u\tm\u00e0\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\tn\u00ean\td\u00f9ng\tv\u00e0o\tnh\u1eefng\tvi\u1ec7c\tkh\u00e1c,\u201d \u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i. \u00d4ng\tkhuy\u00ean\tgi\u00e1o\td\u00e2n\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\tm\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tv\u00e0\tgia\t\u0111\u00ecnh\t\u0111\u00e3\tl\u00e0m. \u201cCh\u00fang\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111\u1eb7t\ttivi\t\u1edf\txa\ttrong\tph\u00f2ng\tkho.\u201d \u201c\u0110\u00fang\tr\u1ed3i,\u201d\tb\u00e0\tv\u1ee3\tl\u1ea7m\tb\u1ea7m,\t\u201cv\u00e0\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tta\tt\u1ee5\tt\u1eadp\tv\u00f4\tc\u00f9ng\t\u0111\u00f4ng\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00f3.\u201d 98\tFUNERALS A\t priest,\t a\t Buddhist\t and\t a\t rabbi\t are\t discussing\t what\t each\t would\t like\t to\t be said\tat\ttheir\tfuneral.","The\t priest\t said\t that\t he\t would\t like\t someone\t to\t say,\t \\\"There\t is\t a\t man\t who followed\tthe\tpath\tof\tJesus.\\\" The\t buddist\t said\t that\t he\t would\t like\t someone\t to\t say,\t \\\"There\t is\t a\t man\t who strived\tfor\tenlightenment.\\\" The\trabbi\tsaid\tthat\the\twould\tlike\tsomeone\tto\tsay,\t\\\"LOOK!\tHe\ts\tmoving!\\\" NH\u1eeeNG\tL\u1ec4\tTANG M\u1ed9t\tlinh\tm\u1ee5c,\tm\u1ed9t\tnh\u00e0\ts\u01b0\tv\u00e0\tm\u1ed9t\tgi\u00e1o\ts\u0129\tDo\tth\u00e1i\t\u0111ang\tn\u00f3i\tchuy\u1ec7n\tm\u1ed7i\tng\u01b0\u1eddi s\u1ebd\tmu\u1ed1n\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tn\u00f3i\tg\u00ec\t\u1edf\tl\u1ec5\ttang\tc\u1ee7a\th\u1ecd. V\u1ecb\tlinh\tm\u1ee5c\tn\u00f3i\t\u00f4ng\ts\u1ebd\tmu\u1ed1n\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tta\tn\u00f3i:\u201dC\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111i\ttheo\tcon\t\u0111\u01b0\u1eddng c\u1ee7a\tCh\u00faa\tGi\u00ea-xu.\u201d Nh\u00e0\ts\u01b0\tn\u00f3i\tr\u1eb1ng\t\u00f4ng\tmu\u1ed1n\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tta\tn\u00f3i:\u201dC\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\ttu\th\u00e0nh\t\u0111\u1eafc\t\u0111\u1ea1o.\u201d V\u1ecb\t gi\u00e1o\t s\u0129\t Do\t th\u00e1i\t n\u00f3i\t \u00f4ng\t mu\u1ed1n\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t ta\t n\u00f3i:\t \u201cNh\u00ecn\t k\u00eca!\t \u00d4ng\t ta\t nh\u00fac nh\u00edch!\u201d 99\tVODKA\tIN\tTHE\tPULPIT The\t new\t priest\t was\t so\t nervous\t at\t his\t first\t mass,\t he\t could\t hardly\t speak. Before\this\tsecond\tappearance\tin\tthe\tpulpit,\the\tasked\tthe\tMonsignor\thow\the could\trelax.\tThe\tMonsignor\tsaid,\t\\\"Next\tSunday,\tit\tmay\thelp\tif\tyou\tput\tsome vodka\tin\tthe\twater\tpitcher.\tAfter\ta\tfew\tsips\teverything\tshould\tgo\tsmoothly.\\\" The\tnext\tSunday\tthe\tnew\tpriest\tput\tthe\tsuggestion\tinto\tpractice\tand\twas\table","to\t talk\t up\t a\t storm.\t He\t felt\t great!\t However,\t upon\t returning\t to\t the\t rectory\t he found\ta\tnote\tfrom\tthe\tMonsignor. Dear\tFather, 1.\tNext\ttime\tsip\trather\tthan\tgulp. 2.\tThere\tare\t10\tcommandments,\tnot\t12. 3.\tThere\tare\t12\tdisciples,\tnot\t10. 4.\tDavid\tslew\tGoliath,\the\tdid\tnot\tkick\this\tass. 5.\tWe\tdo\tnot\trefer\tto\tthe\tCross\tas\tthe\t\\\"Big\tT\\\". 6.\tWe\tdo\tnot\trefer\tour\tSavior,\tJesus\tChrist\tand\this\tApostles\tas\t\\\"J.C.\tand\tthe Boys. 7.\t The\t Father,\t the\t Son,\t and\t the\t Holy\t Ghost\t are\t not\t referred\t to\t as\t \\\"Big Daddy,\tJunior,\tand\tthe\tSpook.\\\" 8.\tWe\tdon\tt\trefer\tto\tJudas\tas\t\\\"El\tFinko\\\". 9.\tThe\tPope\tis\tconsecrated\tnot\tconstipated\tor\tcastrated,\tand\twe\tdon\tt\trefer\tto him\tas\t\\\"The\tGodfather\\\" 10.\t When\t Jesus\t broke\t the\t bread\t at\t the\t Last\t Supper\t he\t said,\t \\\"Take\t this\t and eat\tit,\tfor\tit\tis\tmy\tbody,\the\tdid\tnot\tsay,\t\\\"Eat\tme.\\\" 11.\tIt\tis\talways\tthe\tVirgin\tMary,\tnever\t\\\"Mary\twith\tthe\tCherry\\\".","V\u1ed0TCA\tTRONG\tB\u00c0I\tGI\u1ea2NG\t\u0110\u1ea0O M\u1ed9t\t linh\t m\u1ee5c\t m\u1edbi\t c\u1ea3m\t th\u1ea5y\t r\u1ea5t\t c\u0103ng\t th\u1eb3ng\t tr\u01b0\u1edbc\t \u0111\u00e1m\t \u0111\u00f4ng\t t\u00edn\t \u0111\u1ed3\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t n\u1ed7i \u00f4ng\th\u1ea7u\tnh\u01b0\tkh\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c.\tTr\u01b0\u1edbc\tkhi\txu\u1ea5t\thi\u1ec7n\tl\u1ea7n\tth\u1ee9\thai\t\u0111\u1ec3\tgi\u1ea3ng\t\u0111\u1ea1o, \u00f4ng\th\u1ecfi\t\u0110\u1ee9c\t\u00f4ng\tl\u00e0m\tth\u1ebf\tn\u00e0o\t\u0111\u1ec3\tc\u1ea3m\tth\u1ea5y\ttho\u1ea3i\tm\u00e1i.\t\u0110\u1ee9c\t\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i:\u201dCh\u1ee7\tnh\u1eadt t\u1edbi,\tn\u1ebfu\t\u00f4ng\tb\u1ecf\tm\u1ed9t\t\u00edt\tv\u1ed1tca\tv\u00e0o\tb\u00ecnh\t\u0111\u1ef1ng\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\tt\u00ecnh\th\u00ecnh\ts\u1ebd\tt\u1ed1t\th\u01a1n. Sau\tv\u00e0i\tl\u1ea7n\tnh\u1ea5m\tnh\u00e1p,\tm\u1ecdi\tth\u1ee9\ts\u1ebd\ttr\u1edf\tn\u00ean\ttr\u00f4i\tch\u1ea3y.\u201d Ch\u1ee7\t nh\u1eadt\t ti\u1ebfp\t theo,\t v\u1ecb\t linh\t m\u1ee5c\t m\u1edbi\t thi\t h\u00e0nh\t l\u1eddi\t \u0111\u1ec1\t ngh\u1ecb\t v\u00e0\t c\u00f3\t th\u1ec3\t n\u00f3i\t nh\u01b0 gi\u00f3.\t \u00d4ng\t c\u1ea3m\t th\u1ea5y\t r\u1ea5t\t tuy\u1ec7t\t !\t Tuy\t nhi\u00ean,\t khi\t quay\t v\u1ec1\t nh\u00e0,\t \u00f4ng\t th\u1ea5y\t m\u1ed9t\t t\u1edd gi\u1ea5y\tghi\tc\u1ee7a\t\u0110\u1ee9c\t\u00f4ng. Cha\tth\u00e2n\tm\u1ebfn, 1.\tL\u1ea7n\tt\u1edbi\tn\u00ean\tnh\u1ea5m\tnh\u00e1p\th\u01a1n\tl\u00e0\tu\u1ed1ng\tt\u1eebng\tng\u1ee5m. 2.\tC\u00f3\t10\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\tr\u0103n,\tkh\u00f4ng\tph\u00e0i\t12. 3.\tC\u00f3\t12\tth\u00e1nh\tt\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u1ed3,\tkh\u00f4ng\tph\u1ea3i\t10. 4.\tDavid\tquay\tGoliath,\tDavid\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e1\t\u0111\u00edt\tGoliath. 5.\tCh\u00fang\tta\tkh\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i\tt\u1edbi\tc\u00e2y\tth\u1eadp\tt\u1ef1\tnh\u01b0\tm\u1ed9t\t\u201cch\u1eef\tT\tl\u1edbn\u201d. 6.\tCh\u00fang\tta\tkh\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i\tt\u1edbi\t\u0110\u1ea5ng\tC\u1ee9u\tTh\u1ebf,\tJesus\tChrist\tv\u00e0\tc\u00e1c\tth\u00e1nh\tt\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u1ed3 l\u00e0\t\u201cJ.C\tv\u00e0\tNh\u1eefng\tCh\u00e0ng\tTrai.\u201d 7.\tCha,\tCon\tv\u00e0\tCh\u00faa\tth\u00e1nh\tth\u1ea7n\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tn\u00f3i\tt\u1edbi\tnh\u01b0\t\u201cCha\tl\u1edbn,\tCon,\tv\u00e0 Ma\tqu\u1ef7.","8.\tCh\u00fang\tta\tkh\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i\tJudas\tl\u00e0\t\u201cEl\tFinko\u201d. 9.\tGi\u00e1o\tHo\u00e0ng\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tphong\tth\u00e1nh\tkh\u00f4ng\tb\u1ecb\tt\u00e1o\tb\u00f3n\tho\u1eb7c\tb\u1ecb\tthi\u1ebfn,\tv\u00e0\tch\u00fang\tta kh\u00f4ng\tg\u1ecdi\tng\u00e0i\tl\u00e0\t\u201cCha\t\u0110\u1ee1\t\u0110\u1ea7u\u201d 10.\t Khi\t Ch\u00faa\t b\u1ebb\t b\u00e1nh\t m\u00ec\t \u1edf\t B\u1eefa\t \u0103n\t Cu\u1ed1i\t c\u00f9ng,\t ng\u00e0i\t n\u00f3i:\u201dH\u00e3y\t nh\u1eadn\t c\u00e1i\t n\u00e0y v\u00e0\t\u0103n,\tv\u00ec\tn\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tth\u00e2n\tth\u1ec3\tta,\tng\u00e0i\tkh\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i:\u201dH\u00e3y\t\u0103n\tta.\u201d 11.\tKh\u00f4ng\tbao\tgi\u1edd\tc\u00f3\t\u201cM\u1eb9\tMary\tv\u1edbi\ttr\u00e1i\tanh\t\u0111\u00e0o\u201d\tm\u00e0\tlu\u00f4n\tlu\u00f4n\tl\u00e0\t\u0110\u1ee9c\tM\u1eb9 Mary\t\u0110\u1ed3ng\tTrinh. 100\tALL\tYOU\tHAVE\tDONE\tSINCE\tYOU\tGOT\tHERE\t... A\t man\t decided\t to\t join\t a\t very\t small\t and\t very\t selective\t order\t of\t monks.\t The order\twas\tso\tdevoted\tto\tprayer\tthey\twere\tonly\tallowed\tto\tsay\t2\twords\tevery year. After\tthe\tfirst\tyear\tpassed,\the\twent\tinto\ta\tsmall\troom\twhere\the\twas\tgiven\tthe chance\t to\t say\t his\t two\t words\t to\t the\t head\t monk.\t His\t two\t words\t were\t \\\"Too cold.\\\"\tThe\thead\tmonk\tnodded\tand\tgave\thim\tan\textra\tblanket. The\tnext\tyear\tpassed\tand\the\twas\tonce\tagain\ttaken\tinto\tthe\tsmall\troom.\tThis time\this\t2\twords\twere\t\\\"Bland\tfood.\\\"\tAgain\tthe\thead\tmonk\tnodded\tand\tgave him\ta\tbox\tof\tsalt. When\tthe\tnext\tyear\thad\tpassed\tthey\ttook\thim\tback\tinto\tthe\tsmall\troom,\tand his\t2\twords\twere\t\\\"I\tquit.\\\" \\\"Fine!\\\"\t exclaimed\t the\t exasperated\t head\t monk,\t \\\"All\t you\t ve\t done\t since\t you","got\there\tis\tcomplain\tanyway.\\\" T\u1ea4T\tC\u1ea2\tNH\u1eeeNG\tG\u00cc\tTH\u1ea6Y\tL\u00c0M\tT\u1eea\tKHI\tTH\u1ea6Y\t\u0110\u1ebeN\t\u0110\u00c2Y\t... M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t quy\u1ebft\t \u0111\u1ecbnh\t tham\t gia\t m\u1ed9t\t nh\u00f3m\t tu\t s\u0129\t r\u1ea5t\t nh\u1ecf\t v\u00e0\t c\u00f3\t th\u1ee9 h\u1ea1ng\tr\u1ea5t\tch\u1ecdn\tl\u1ecdc.\tTh\u1ee9\th\u1ea1ng\tn\u00e0y\ttu\tcao\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tn\u1ed7i\t\u0111\u1ed1i\tv\u1edbi\tvi\u1ec7c\tc\u1ea7u\tnguy\u1ec7n\th\u1ecd ch\u1ec9\tcho\tph\u00e9p\tn\u00f3i\t2\tt\u1eeb\tm\u1ed7i\tn\u0103m. Sau\tkhi\tn\u0103m\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean\ttr\u00f4i\tqua,\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111i\tv\u00e0o\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tnh\u1ecf\tn\u01a1i \u00f4ng\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\td\u1ecbp\tn\u00f3i\thai\tt\u1eeb\tv\u1edbi\ts\u01b0\tph\u1ee5.\tHai\tt\u1eeb\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tl\u00e0\t\u201cQu\u00e1\tl\u1ea1nh.\u201d\tS\u01b0\tph\u1ee5\tg\u1eadt \u0111\u1ea7u\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng\tta\tth\u00eam\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\tm\u1ec1n. N\u0103m\t th\u1ee9\t hai\t tr\u00f4i\t qua\t v\u00e0\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t \u0111\u01b0a\t v\u00e0o\t c\u0103n\t ph\u00f2ng\t nh\u1ecf.\t L\u1ea7n\t n\u00e0y\t 2\t t\u1eeb c\u1ee7a\t \u00f4ng\t l\u00e0\t \u201c\u0110\u1ed3\t \u0103n\t nh\u1ea1t.\u201d\t M\u1ed9t\t l\u1ea7n\t n\u1eefa\t s\u01b0\t ph\u1ee5\t g\u1eadt\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t v\u00e0\t \u0111\u01b0a\t cho\t \u00f4ng\t m\u1ed9t h\u1ed9p\tmu\u1ed1i. Khi\tn\u0103m\tk\u1ebf\tti\u1ebfp\ttr\u00f4i\tqua,\th\u1ecd\t\u0111\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng\ttr\u1edf\tl\u1ea1i\tc\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tnh\u1ecf,\tv\u00e0\t2\tt\u1eeb\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng l\u00e0\t\u201cT\u00f4i\tb\u1ecf.\u201d \u201cHay\t !\u201d\t s\u01b0\t ph\u1ee5\t b\u1ef1c\t t\u1ee9c\t k\u00eau\t l\u00ean,\t \u201cT\u1ea5t\t c\u1ea3\t nh\u1eefng\t g\u00ec\t th\u1ea7y\t l\u00e0m\t t\u1eeb\t khi\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111\u1ebfn \u0111\u00e2y,d\u00f9\tsao\t\u0111i\tn\u1eefa,\tl\u00e0\tthan\tphi\u1ec1n.\u201d 101\tA\tSURPRISE A\t rich\t man\t went\t to\t his\t vicar\t and\t said,\t \\\"I\t want\t you\t and\t your\t wife\t to\t take\t a three-month\ttrip\tto\tthe\tHoly\tLand\tat\tmy\texpense.\tWhen\tyou\tcome\tback,\tI\tll have\t a\t surprise\t for\t you\\\".\t The\t vicar\t accepted\t the\t offer,and\t he\t and\t his\t wife went\toff\tto\tthe\tMiddle\tEast. Three\t months\t later\t they\t returned\t home\t and\t were\t met\t by\t the\t wealthy","parishioner,\t who\t told\t them\t that\t while\t they\t were\t gone,\t he\t had\t had\t a\t new church\t built.\t \\\"It\t s\t the\t finest\t building\t money\t can\t buy,\t vicar,\\\"said\t the\t man. \\\"No\texpense\twas\tspared.\\\"\tAnd\the\twas\tright.\tIt\twas\ta magnificent\tedifice\tboth\toutside\tand\tin. But\tthere\twas\tone\tstriking\tdifference.\tThere\twas\tonly\tone\tpew,\tand\tit\twas\tat the\tvery\tback.\t\\\"A\tchurch\twith\tonly\tone\tpew?\\\"\tasked\tthe\tvicar. \\\"You\tjust\twait\tuntil\tSunday,\\\"\tthe\trich\tman\tsaid. When\t the\t time\t came\t for\t the\t Sunday\t service,\t the\t early\t arrivals\t entered\t the church,\t filed\t onto\t the\t one\t pew\t and\t sat\t down.\t When\t the\t pew\t was\t full,\t a switch\tclicked\tsilently,\ta\tcircuit\tclosed,\tthe\tgears\tmeshed,a\tbelt\tmoved\tand, automatically,\tthe\trear\tpew\tbegan\tto\tmove\tforward.When\tit\treached\tthe\tfront of\tthe\tchurch,\tit\tcame\tto\ta\tstop.\tAt\tthe\tsame\ttime,\tanother\tempty\tpew\tcame up\t from\t below\t at\t the\t back\t and\t more\t people\t sat\t down.\t And\t so\t it\t continued, pews\t filling\t and\t moving\t forwards\t until\t finally\t the\t church\t was\t full,\t from front\tto\tback. \\\"Wonderful!\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tvicar,\t\\\"Marvelous!\\\" The\t service\t began,\t and\t the\t vicar\t started\t to\t preach\t his\t sermon.\t He\t launched into\t his\t text\t and,\t when\t 12\t o\t clock\t came,\t he\t was\t still\t going\t strong,\t with\t no end\t in\t sight.\t Suddenly\t a\t bell\t rang,\t and\t a\t trap\t door\t in\t the\t floor\t behind\t the pulpit\tdropped\topen. \\\"Wonderful!\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tcongregation,\t\\\"Marvelous!\\\" M\u1ed8T\t\u0110I\u1ec0U\tG\u00c2Y\tNG\u1ea0C\tNHI\u00caN","M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t gi\u00e0u\t c\u00f3\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t g\u1eb7p\t cha\t s\u1edf\t v\u00e0\t n\u00f3i:\u201dCon\t mu\u1ed1n\t cha\t v\u00e0\t phu nh\u00e2n\t du\t h\u00e0nh\t m\u1ed9t\t chuy\u1ebfn\t ba\t th\u00e1ng\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t \u0110\u1ea5t\t Th\u00e1nh\t b\u1eb1ng\t ti\u1ec1n\t c\u1ee7a\t con.\t Khi cha\tquay\tv\u1ec1,\tcon\ts\u1ebd\tl\u00e0m\tcho\tcha\tng\u1ea1c\tnhi\u00ean.\u201d\tCha\ts\u1edf\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\t\u00fd\tl\u1eddi\t\u0111\u1ec1\tngh\u1ecb\tv\u00e0 c\u00f9ng\tphu\tnh\u00e2n\tkh\u1edfi\th\u00e0nh\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tTrung\t\u0110\u00f4ng. Ba\tth\u00e1ng\tsau\th\u1ecd\tquay\tv\u1ec1\tnh\u00e0\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tg\u1eb7p\tgi\u00e1o\td\u00e2n\tgi\u00e0u\tc\u00f3\tn\u1ecd,\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e3\tn\u00f3i v\u1edbi\th\u1ecd\ttrong\tkhi\th\u1ecd\t\u0111i,\t\u00f4ng\tta\t\u0111\u00e3\tcho\tx\u00e2y\tm\u1ed9t\tnh\u00e0\tth\u1edd\tm\u1edbi.\t\u201c\u0110\u00e2y\tl\u00e0\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00f4ng tr\u00ecnh\t \u0111\u1eb9p\t nh\u1ea5t\t m\u00e0\t ti\u1ec1n\t b\u1ea1c\t c\u00f3\t th\u1ec3\t mua\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c,\t th\u01b0a\t cha,\u201d\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t n\u00f3i. \u201cKh\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\tph\u00ed\tt\u1ed5n\tn\u00e0o\tth\u1eeba.\u201d\tV\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e3\tn\u00f3i\t\u0111\u00fang.\t\u0110\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00f4ng\ttr\u00ecnh l\u1ed9ng\tl\u1eaby\tc\u1ea3\ttrong\tl\u1eabn\tngo\u00e0i. Nh\u01b0ng\t c\u00f3\t m\u1ed9t\t kh\u00e1c\t bi\u1ec7t\t n\u1ed5i\t b\u1eadt.\t Ch\u1ec9\t c\u00f3\t m\u1ed9t\t h\u00e0ng\t gh\u1ebf\t ng\u1ed3i,\t v\u00e0\t n\u00f3\t \u1edf\t ngay ph\u00eda\tsau.\t\u201cNh\u00e0\tth\u1edd\tch\u1ec9\tc\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\th\u00e0ng\tgh\u1ebf\tth\u00f4i\t\u01b0?\u201d\tcha\ts\u1edf\th\u1ecfi. \u201cCh\u1ec9\tc\u1ea7n\tcha\t\u0111\u1ee3i\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tCh\u1ee7\tnh\u1eadt,\u201d\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tgi\u00e0u\tc\u00f3\tn\u00f3i. \u0110\u1ebfn\t th\u1eddi\t \u0111i\u1ec3m\t l\u1ec5\t Ch\u1ee7\t nh\u1eadt,\t nh\u1eefng\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t s\u1edbm\t \u0111i\t v\u00e0o\t nh\u00e0\t th\u1edd,\t x\u1ebfp\t v\u00e0o chi\u1ebfc\tb\u0103ng\tv\u00e0\tng\u1ed3i\txu\u1ed1ng.\tKhi\tb\u0103ng\tgh\u1ebf\t\u0111\u00e3\t\u0111\u1ea7y,\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00f4ng\tt\u1eafc\tl\u1eb7ng\tl\u1ebd\tb\u1eadt\tl\u00ean, m\u1ed9t\t m\u1ea1ch\t \u0111i\u1ec7n\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t \u0111\u00f3ng,\t c\u00e1c\t b\u00e1nh\t r\u0103ng\t kh\u1edbp\t nhau,\t m\u1ed9t\t d\u00e2y\t cua\t roa chuy\u1ec3n\t\u0111\u1ed9ng\tv\u00e0\tt\u1ef1\t\u0111\u1ed9ng\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u0103ng\tgh\u1ebf\tph\u00eda\tsau\tchuy\u1ec3n\t\u0111\u1ed9ng\tv\u1ec1\tph\u00eda\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc. Khi\tch\u1ea1m\tm\u1eb7t\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\tnh\u00e0\tth\u1edd,\tn\u00f3\td\u1eebng\tl\u1ea1i.\tC\u00f9ng\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u00fac,\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u0103ng\tgh\u1ebf\ttr\u1ed1ng kh\u00e1c\t d\u1ef1ng\t l\u00ean\t t\u1eeb\t ph\u00eda\t sau\t v\u00e0\t nhi\u1ec1u\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t kh\u00e1c\t ng\u1ed3i\t xu\u1ed1ng.\t V\u00e0\t c\u1ee9\t ti\u1ebfp\t t\u1ee5c nh\u01b0\tv\u1eady,\tc\u00e1c\tb\u0103ng\tgh\u1ebf\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tng\u1ed3i\tk\u00edn\tv\u00e0\tchuy\u1ec3n\t\u0111\u1ed9ng\tv\u1ec1\tph\u00eda\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\tcho\t\u0111\u1ebfn khi\tcu\u1ed1i\tc\u00f9ng\tnh\u00e0\tth\u1edd\t\u0111\u1ea7y\tk\u00edn,\tt\u1eeb\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tsau. \u201cTuy\u1ec7t\tdi\u1ec7u!\u201d\tcha\ts\u1edf\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201cK\u1ef3\tdi\u1ec7u!\u201d Bu\u1ed5i\tl\u1ec5\tb\u1eaft\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tv\u00e0\tcha\ts\u1edf\tb\u1eaft\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tgi\u1ea3ng\tb\u00e0i\tgi\u1ea3ng\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng.\t\u00d4ng\t\u0111i\tv\u00e0o\tch\u1ee7\t\u0111\u1ec1 v\u00e0\tkhi","\u0111\u00e3\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t 12\t gi\u1edd,\t \u00f4ng\t v\u1eabn\t ti\u1ebfp\t t\u1ee5c\t rao\t gi\u1ea3ng\t m\u1ea1nh\t m\u1ebd,\t kh\u00f4ng\t ng\u1eebng.\t B\u1ed7ng nhi\u00ean\t m\u1ed9t\t ti\u1ebfng\t chu\u00f4ng\t reo,\t v\u00e0\t m\u1ed9t\t c\u00e1i\t c\u1eeda\t s\u1eadp\t tr\u00ean\t s\u00e0n\t nh\u00e0\t ph\u00eda\t sau\t b\u1ee5c gi\u1ea3ng\tkinh\tth\u1ea3\tm\u1edf\txu\u1ed1ng. \u201cTuy\u1ec7t\tdi\u1ec7u!\u201d\tgi\u00e1o\t\u0111o\u00e0n\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201cK\u1ef3\tdi\u1ec7u!\u201d 102\tADAM\tAND\tEVE One\tday\tEve\twas\tasking\tAdam\twhere\the\thad\tbeen\tall\tday.He\tsaid\tworking but\tshe\tdidn\tt\tbelieve\thim.\tThey\targued\tall\tevening.\tEve\tasked\tAdam\tif\tthere was\tanother\twoman\tand\tAdam\tsaid\t\\\"no.\\\" They\twent\tto\tbed\tstill\targuing.\tDuring\tthe\tmiddle\tof\tthe\tnight\tAdam\twakes up\tand\tEve\tis\tpoking\this\tside. \\\"What\tare\tyou\tdoing?\\\"\tasked\tAdam. \\\"I\tm\tchecking\tto\tsee\tif\tany\tmore\tof\tyour\tribs\tare\tgone.\\\" A\u0110AM\tV\u00c0\tEVA M\u1ed9t\t ng\u00e0y\t kia\t Eva\t h\u1ecfi\t A\u0111am\t \u0111i\t \u0111\u00e2u\t c\u1ea3\t ng\u00e0y.\u00d4ng\t n\u00f3i\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c\t nh\u01b0ng\t b\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng\ttin.\tHai\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tc\u00e3i\tnhau\tc\u1ea3\tbu\u1ed5i\tt\u1ed1i.\tEva\th\u1ecfi\tA\u0111am\tco\tm\u1ed9t\tph\u1ee5\tn\u1eef\tkh\u00e1c kh\u00f4ng\tv\u00e0\tA\u0111am\tn\u00f3i\t\u201ckh\u00f4ng.\u201d H\u1ecd\t \u0111i\t ng\u1ee7\t v\u00e0\t v\u1eabn\t c\u00f2n\t c\u00e3i\t nhau.\t L\u00fac\t n\u1eeda\t \u0111\u00eam,\t A\u0111am\t th\u1ee9c\t d\u1eady\t v\u00e0\t Eva\t \u0111ang \u0111\u1ea9y\tb\u00ean\ts\u01b0\u1eddn\t\u00f4ng. \u201cB\u00e0\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec\tv\u1eady?\u201d\tA\u0111am\th\u1ecfi.","\u201cEm\t\u0111ang\tki\u1ec3m\ttra\txem\tc\u00f3\tc\u00e1i\tn\u00e0o\ttrong\tnh\u1eefng\tx\u01b0\u01a1ng\ts\u01b0\u1eddn\tc\u1ee7a\tanh\t\u0111i\t\u0111\u00e2u kh\u00f4ng.\u201d","Truy\u1ec7n\tC\u01b0\u1eddi\tQu\u1ed1c\tt\u1ebf Song\tNg\u1eef\t:\tAnh\t-\tVi\u1ec7t T\u1eadp\t4 103\tHAVE\tYOU\tFOUND\tJESUS\t? A\t drunk\t stumbles\t along\t a\t baptismal\t service\t on\t Sunday\t afternoon\t down\t by the\triver. He\tproceeds\tto\twalk\tdown\tinto\tthe\twater\tand\tstand\tnext\tto\tthe\tpreacher.\tThe minister\tturns\tand\tnotices\tthe\told\tdrunk\tand\tsays,\t\\\"Mister,\tare\tyou\tready\tto find\tJesus?\\\" The\tdrunk\tlooks\tback\tand\tsays,\t\\\"Yes,\tPreacher,\tI\tsure\tam.\\\" The\tminister\tthen\tdunks\tthe\tfellow\tunder\tthe\twater\tand\tpulls\thim\tright\tback up.\t\\\"Have\tyou\tfound\tJesus?\\\"\tthe\tpreacher\tasked. \\\"Nooo,\tI\tdidn\tt!\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tdrunk. The\tpreacher\tthen\tdunks\thim\tunder\tfor\tquite\ta\tbit\tlonger,brings\thim\tup\tand says,\t\\\"Now,\tbrother,\thave\tyou\tfound\tJesus?\\\" \\\"Noooo,\tI\thave\tnot,\tReverend.\\\" The\tpreacher\tin\tdisgust\tholds\tthe\tman\tunder\tfor\tat\tleast\t30\tseconds\tthis\ttime, brings\t him\t out\t of\t the\t water\t and\t says\t in\t a\t harsh\t tone,\t \\\"My\t God,\t man,\t have you\tfound\tJesus\tyet?\\\" The\told\tdrunk\twipes\this\teyes\tand\tsays\tto\tthe\tpreacher,\t\\\"Are\tyou\tsure\tthis\tis where\the\tfell\tin?\\\"","CON\t\u0110\u00c3\tTH\u1ea4Y\tCH\u00daA\tGI\u00caXU\tCH\u01afA\t? M\u1ed9t\tg\u00e3\tsay\tr\u01b0\u1ee3u\t\u0111i\tch\u00e2n\tnam\t\u0111\u00e1\tch\u00e2n\tchi\u00eau\td\u1ecdc\ttheo\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u1ec5\tr\u1eeda\tt\u1ed9i\tv\u00e0o\tm\u1ed9t chi\u1ec1u\tCh\u1ee7\tnh\u1eadt\txu\u1ed1ng\tc\u1ea1nh\td\u00f2ng\ts\u00f4ng. Anh\tta\tti\u1ebfp\tt\u1ee5c\t\u0111i\txu\u1ed1ng\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u1ee9ng\ts\u00e1t\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o.\tM\u1ee5c\ts\u01b0\tquay\tqua v\u00e0\t ch\u00fa\t \u00fd\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t gi\u00e0\t say\t r\u01b0\u1ee3u\t v\u00e0\t n\u00f3i:\u201d\u00d4ng,\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111\u00e3\t s\u1eb5n\t s\u00e0ng\t t\u00ecm\t Ch\u00faa\t Gi\u00eaxu ch\u01b0a?\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tsay\tnh\u00ecn\tl\u1ea1i\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dR\u1ed3i,\tth\u01b0a\tcha.\tCon\tch\u1eafc\tv\u1eady.\u201d Sau\t\u0111\u00f3\tm\u1ee5c\ts\u01b0\tnh\u00fang\tg\u00e3\tv\u00e0o\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tv\u00e0\tl\u00f4i\t\u00f4ng\tta\tl\u00ean\tngay.\t\u201cCon\t\u0111\u00e3\tth\u1ea5y\tCh\u00faa ch\u01b0a?\u201d\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\th\u1ecfi. \u201cCh\u01b0a...\u01b0a...\u01b0a,\tcon\tkh\u00f4ng\tth\u1ea5y!\u201d\tg\u00e3\tsay\t\u0111\u00e1p. Sau\t\u0111\u00f3\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\tnh\u00fang\tg\u00e3\tsay\tv\u00e0o\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tm\u1ed9t\tch\u1eb7p\tl\u00e2u\th\u01a1n,\tr\u1ed3i\tl\u00f4i\t\u00f4ng ta\tl\u00ean\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dN\u00e0o,\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tanh\tem,\tcon\t\u0111\u00e3\tth\u1ea5y\tCh\u00faa\tGi\u00eaxu\tch\u01b0a?\u201d \u201cCh\u01b0a...\u01b0a...\u01b0a,\tcon\tch\u01b0a\tth\u1ea5y,\tth\u01b0a\tCha. L\u1ea7n\tn\u00e0y\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\td\u00ecm\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\td\u01b0\u1edbi\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\t\u00edt\tnh\u1ea5t\t30\tgi\u00e2y\ttrong s\u1ef1\t c\u0103m\t gh\u00e9t\t v\u00e0\t n\u00f3i\t v\u1edbi\t gi\u1ecdng\t kh\u00f3\t nghe:\u201dCh\u00faa\t t\u00f4i,\t con,\t con\t \u0111\u00e3\t th\u1ea5y\t Ch\u00faa Gi\u00eaxu\tch\u01b0a?\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tsay\tr\u01b0\u1ee3u\tgi\u00e0\tlau\tm\u1eaft\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1edbi\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o:\u201dCha\tc\u00f3\tch\u1eafc\tn\u01a1i\t\u0111\u00e2y l\u00e0\tn\u01a1i\tCh\u00faa\tng\u00e3\txu\u1ed1ng\tkh\u00f4ng?\u201d 104\tTHE\tPREACHER\u2019S\tLAST\tREQUEST","An\told\tpreacher\twas\tdying.\tHe\tsent\ta\tmessage\tfor\this\tbanker\tand\this\tlawyer, both\tchurch\tmembers,\tto\tcome\tto\this\thome. When\t they\t arrived,\t they\t were\t ushered\t up\t to\t his\t bedroom.\t As\t they\t entered the\t room,\t the\t preacher\t held\t out\t his\t hands\t and\t motioned\t for\t them\t to\t sit\t on each\tside\tof\tthe\tbed.\tThe preacher\t grasped\t their\t hands,\t sighed\t contentedly,\t smiled,\t and\t stared\t at\t the ceiling.\tFor\ta\ttime,\tno\tone\tsaid\tanything. Both\t the\t banker\t and\t lawyer\t were\t touched\t and\t flattered\t that\t the\t preacher would\t ask\t them\t to\t be\t with\t him\t during\t his\t final\t moments.\t They\t were\t also puzzled.\t The\t preacher\t had\t never\t given\t them\t any\t indication\t that\t he particularly\tliked\teither\tof\tthem.\tThey\tboth remembered\t his\t many\t long,\t uncomfortable\t sermons\t about\t greed, covetousness,\tand\tavaricious\tbehavior\tthat\tmade\tthem\tsquirm\tin\ttheir\tseats. Finally,\tthe\tbanker\tasked,\t\\\"Preacher,\twhy\tdid\tyou\task\tus\tto\tcome?\\\" The\told\tpreacher\tmustered\tup\this\tstrength\tand\tthen\tsaid\tweakly,\t\\\"Jesus\tdied between\ttwo\tthieves,\tand\tthat\ts\thow\tI\twant\tto\tgo.\\\" L\u1edcI\tTH\u1ec8NH\tC\u1ea6U\tCU\u1ed0I\tC\u00d9NG\tC\u1ee6A\tNH\u00c0\tTHUY\u1ebeT\tGI\u00c1O M\u1ed9t\tnh\u00e0\tthuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\tgi\u00e0\t\u0111ang\t\u0111i\tv\u1ec1\tc\u00f5i\tch\u1ebft.\t\u00d4ng\tg\u1eedi\tm\u1ed9t\tth\u00f4ng\tb\u00e1o\tcho\tch\u1ee7 nh\u00e0\tb\u0103ng\tv\u00e0\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng,\tc\u1ea3\thai\t\u0111\u1ec1u\tl\u00e0\tth\u00e0nh\tvi\u00ean\tnh\u00e0\tth\u1edd,\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tnh\u00e0\t\u00f4ng. Khi\t h\u1ecd\t \u0111\u1ebfn,\t h\u1ecd\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t ch\u1ec9\t \u0111i\t l\u00ean\t ph\u00f2ng\t ng\u1ee7\t c\u1ee7a\t \u00f4ng.\t Khi\t h\u1ecd\t v\u00e0o\t ph\u00f2ng,\t nh\u00e0","thuy\u1ebft\t gi\u00e1o\t \u0111\u01b0a\t tay\t ra\t v\u00e0\t ch\u1ec9\t cho\t h\u1ecd\t ng\u1ed3i\t v\u00e0o\t m\u1ed7i\t b\u00ean\t gi\u01b0\u1eddng.\t Nh\u00e0\t thuy\u1ebft gi\u00e1o\tc\u1ea7m\ttay\th\u1ecd,\tth\u1edf\tra\tm\u00e3n\tnguy\u1ec7n,\tm\u1ec9m\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u00e0\tnh\u00ecn\tch\u1eb1m\tch\u1eb1m\tl\u00ean\ttr\u1ea7n nh\u00e0.\tTrong\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u00fac,\tkh\u00f4ng\tai\tn\u00f3i\tg\u00ec. C\u1ea3\t hai\t ch\u1ee7\t nh\u00e0\t b\u0103ng\t v\u00e0\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t c\u1ea3m\t th\u1ea5y\t x\u00fac\t \u0111\u1ed9ng\t v\u00e0\t h\u00e3nh\t di\u1ec7n\t r\u1eb1ng\t nh\u00e0 thuy\u1ebft\tgi\u00e1o\ts\u1ebd\tmu\u1ed1n\th\u1ecd\t\u1edf\tv\u1edbi\t\u00f4ng\ttrong\tnh\u1eefng\tph\u00fat\tl\u00e2m\tchung.\tH\u1ecd\tc\u0169ng\tb\u1ed1i r\u1ed1i.\t Nh\u00e0\t thuy\u1ebft\t gi\u00e1o\t ch\u01b0a\t bao\t gi\u1edd\t t\u1ecf\t ra\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t \u0111\u1eb7c\t bi\u1ec7t\t th\u00edch\t ai\t trong\t hai ng\u01b0\u1eddi.\t C\u1ea3\t hai\t \u0111\u1ec1u\t nh\u1edb\t nh\u1eefng\t b\u00e0i\t thuy\u1ebft\t gi\u00e1o\t d\u00e0i\t ,\t kh\u00f4ng\t d\u1ec5\t ch\u1ecbu\t v\u1ec1\t l\u00f2ng tham,\td\u1ee5c\tv\u1ecdng\tv\u00e0\tc\u00e1ch\th\u00e0nh\tx\u1eed\th\u00e1m\tl\u1ee3i\tl\u00e0m\th\u1ecd\tc\u1ea3m\tth\u1ea5y\tl\u00fang\tt\u00fang\ttr\u00ean\tgh\u1ebf ng\u1ed3i. Cu\u1ed1i\tc\u00f9ng,\t\u00f4ng\tch\u1ee7\tnh\u00e0\tb\u0103ng\th\u1ecfi:\u201dTh\u01b0a\tcha,\tt\u1ea1i\tsao\tcha\tm\u1eddi\tch\u00fang\tcon\tt\u1edbi?\u201d Nh\u00e0\t thuy\u1ebft\t gi\u00e1o\t t\u1eadp\t trung\t s\u1ee9c\t l\u1ef1c\t v\u00e0\t n\u00f3i\t y\u1ebfu\t \u1edbi:\u201dCh\u00faa\t Gi\u00eaxu\t ch\u1ebft\t gi\u1eefa\t hai th\u1eb1ng\ttr\u1ed9m,\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tc\u00e1ch\tcha\tmu\u1ed1n\tra\t\u0111i.\u201d 105\tBILL\tGATES\tARRIVES\tAT\tTHE\tPEARLY\tGATE \u201cWell,\tBill,\\\"\tsaid\tGod,\t\\\"I\tm\treally\tconfused\ton\tthis\tone.\tI\tm\tnot\tsure\twhether to\t send\t you\t to\t heaven\t or\t hell.\t After\t all,\t you\t enormously\t helped\t society\t by putting\t a\t computer\t in\t almost\t every\t home\t in\t the\t world,\t and\t yet\t you\t created that\tghastly\tWindows.\tI\tm\tgoing\tto\tdo\tsomething\tI\tve\tnever\tdone\tbefore.\tI\tm going\tto\tlet\tyou\tdecide\twhere\tyou\twant\tto\tgo!\\\" Mr.\t Gates\t replied,\t \\\"Well,\t thanks,\t God.\t What\t s\t the\t difference\t between\t the two?\\\" God\t said,\t \\\"You\t can\t take\t a\t peek\t at\t both\t places\t briefly\t if\t it\t will\t help\t you decide.\tShall\twe\tlook\tat\thell\tfirst?\\\"","Sure!\\\"\tsaid\tBill.\t\\\"Let\ts\tgo!\\\" Bill\t was\t amazed!\t He\t saw\t a\t clean,\t white\t sandy\t beach\t with\t clear\t waters. There\t were\t thousands\t of\t beautiful\t women\t running\t around,\t playing\t in\t the water,\t laughing\t and\t frolicking\t about.\t The\t sun\t was\t shining\t and\t the temperature\twas\tperfect!\tBill\tsaid,\t\\\"This\tis\tgreat!\tIf\tthis\tis\thell,\tI\tcan\tt\twait to\tsee\theaven.\\\" To\twhich\tGod\treplied,\t\\\"Let\ts\tgo!\\\"\tand\toff\tthey\twent. Bill\tsaw\tpuffy\twhite\tclouds\tin\ta\tbeautiful\tblue\tsky\twith\tangels\tdrifting\tabout playing\tharps\tand\tsinging.\tIt\twas\tnice,\tbut\tsurely\tnot\tas\tenticing\tas\thell.\tMr. Gates\tthought\tfor\tonly\ta\tbrief\tmoment\tand\tthen\trendered\this\tdecision.\t\\\"God, I\tdo\tbelieve\tI\twould\tlike\tto\tgo\tto\thell.\\\" \\\"As\tyou\tdesire,\\\"\tsaid\tGod. Two\tweeks\tlater,\tGod\tdecided\tto\tcheck\tup\ton\tthe\tlate\tbillionaire\tto\tsee\thow things\twere\tgoing.\tHe\tfound\tBill\tshackled\tto\ta\twall,\tscreaming\tamongst\tthe hot\t flames\t in\t a\t dark\t cave.\t He\t was\t being\t burned\t and\t tortured\t by\t demons. \\\"How\tya\tdoin\t,\tBill?\\\"\tasked\tGod. Bill\t responded\t with\t anguish\t and\t despair,\t \\\"This\t is\t awful!\t This\t is\t not\t what\t I expected\tat\tall!\tWhat\thappened\tto\tthe\tbeach\tand\tthe\tbeautiful\twomen\tlying in\tthe\twater?\\\" \\\"Oh,\tTHAT!\\\"\tsaid\tGod.\t\\\"That\twas\tthe\tscreen\tsaver!\\\" BILL\tGATES\tT\u1edaI\tC\u1ed4NG\tNG\u1eccC","\u201cN\u00e0y,\tBill,\u201d\tCh\u00faa\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201cTa\tth\u1ef1c\ts\u1ef1\tl\u00fang\tt\u00fang\ttrong\tvi\u1ec7c\tn\u00e0y.\tTa\tkh\u00f4ng\tbi\u1ebft n\u00ean\t\u0111\u1ec3\tcon\tt\u1edbi\tthi\u00ean\t\u0111\u00e0ng\thay\t\u0111\u1ecba\tng\u1ee5c.\tSau\th\u1ebft,\tcon\t\u0111\u00e3\tgi\u00fap\tx\u00e3\th\u1ed9i\tnhi\u1ec1u\th\u1ebft s\u1ee9c\t b\u1eb1ng\t c\u00e1ch\t \u0111\u01b0a\t m\u00e1y\t t\u00ednh\t g\u1ea7n\t nh\u01b0\t t\u1edbi\t m\u1ed7i\t nh\u00e0\t tr\u00ean\t th\u1ebf\t gi\u1edbi,\t v\u00e0\t h\u01a1n\t n\u1eefa con\tc\u00f2n\tt\u1ea1o\tra\tc\u00e1i\tWindows\tgh\u00ea\tg\u1edbm\t\u0111\u00f3.\tTa\ts\u1ebd\tl\u00e0m\tc\u00e1i\tg\u00ec\t\u0111\u00f3\tta\tch\u01b0a\th\u1ec1\tl\u00e0m tr\u01b0\u1edbc\t\u0111\u00e2y.\tTa\ts\u1ebd\t\u0111\u1ec3\tcon\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\tn\u01a1i\tn\u00e0o\tcon\tmu\u1ed1n\t\u0111i!\u201d\tGates\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\u1ed2,\tt\u1ea1 \u01a1n\tCh\u00faa.\t\u0110\u00e2u\tl\u00e0\ts\u1ef1\tkh\u00e1c\tnhau\tgi\u1eefa\thai\tc\u00e1i?\u201d Ch\u00faa\tn\u00f3i:\u201dCon\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\tnh\u00ecn\ttho\u00e1ng\tqua\tc\u1ea3\thai\tn\u01a1i\tn\u1ebfu\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\t\u0111\u00f3\tgi\u00fap\tcon\tquy\u1ebft \u0111\u1ecbnh.\tCh\u00fang\tta\tcoi\t\u0111\u1ecba\tng\u1ee5c\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\tch\u1ee9?\u201d \u201cD\u1ea1!\u201d\tBill\tn\u00f3i.\t\u201cCh\u00fang\tta\t\u0111i!\u201d Bill\tkinh\tng\u1ea1c!\t\u00d4ng\tth\u1ea5y\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u00e3i\tbi\u1ec3n\tc\u00e1t\ttr\u1eafng,\ts\u1ea1ch\tv\u1edbi\tl\u00e0n\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\ttrong.C\u00f3 h\u00e0ng\tng\u00e0n\tph\u1ee5\tn\u1eef\txinh\t\u0111\u1eb9p\t\u0111ang\tch\u1ea1y\tquanh,\tch\u01a1i\ttrong\tn\u01b0\u1edbc,\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u00f9a vui\t v\u1ebb.\t M\u1eb7t\t tr\u1eddi\t \u0111ang\t chi\u1ebfu\t s\u00e1ng\t v\u00e0\t nhi\u1ec7t\t \u0111\u1ed9\t th\u00ec\t ho\u00e0n\t h\u1ea3o!\t Bill\t n\u00f3i:\u201d\u1ede\t \u0111\u00e2y tuy\u1ec7t\tv\u1eddi!\tN\u1ebfu\t\u0111\u00e2y\tl\u00e0\t\u0111\u1ecba\tng\u1ee5c,\tcon\tkh\u00f4ng\tth\u1ec3\t\u0111\u1ee3i\txem\tthi\u00ean\t\u0111\u00e0ng.\u201d Nghe\tv\u1eady\tCh\u00faa\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\u0110i\tth\u00f4i!\u201d\tv\u00e0\th\u1ecd\tkh\u1edfi\t\u0111i. Bill\tth\u1ea5y\tnh\u1eefng\t\u0111\u00e1m\tm\u00e2y\ttr\u1eafng\ttr\u00ean\tb\u1ea7u\ttr\u1eddi\t\u0111\u1eb9p\tm\u00e0u\txanh\tv\u1edbi\tnh\u1eefng\tthi\u00ean th\u1ea7n\t b\u1ed3ng\t b\u1ec1nh\t ch\u01a1i\t \u0111\u00e0n\t h\u1ea1c\t v\u00e0\t h\u00e1t.\t \u0110\u1eb9p,\t nh\u01b0ng\t kh\u00f4ng\t h\u1ea5p\t d\u1eabn\t b\u1eb1ng\t \u0111\u1ecba ng\u1ee5c.\tGates\tch\u1ec9\tngh\u0129\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u00fac\tv\u00e0\tsau\t\u0111\u00f3\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh.\t\u201cCh\u00faa,\tcon\tth\u1ef1c\ts\u1ef1 tin\tr\u1eb1ng\tcon\tmu\u1ed1n\t\u0111i\txu\u1ed1ng\t\u0111\u1ecba\tng\u1ee5c.\u201d \u201cNh\u01b0\tcon\tmu\u1ed1n,\u201d\tCh\u00faa\tn\u00f3i. Hai\ttu\u1ea7n\tsau,\tCh\u00faa\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\tki\u1ec3m\ttra\tnh\u00e0\tt\u1ec9\tph\u00fa\tm\u1edbi\t\u0111\u1ec3\txem\ts\u1ef1\tvi\u1ec7c\tra\tsao. Ng\u00e0i\tth\u1ea5y\tBill\t b\u1ecb\tc\u00f9m\t v\u00e0o\tt\u01b0\u1eddng,\tk\u00eau\t la\tgi\u1eefa\t l\u1eeda\tn\u00f3ng\ttrong\t m\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\t hang t\u1ed1i.\t \u00d4ng\t ta\t \u0111ang\t b\u1ecb\t \u0111\u1ed1t\t v\u00e0\t b\u1ecb\t tra\t t\u1ea5n\t b\u1edfi\t nh\u1eefng\t con\t qu\u1ef7.\t \u201cCon\t \u0111ang\t ra\t sao, Bill?\u201d\t Ch\u00faa\t h\u1ecfi.Bill\t tr\u1ea3\t l\u1eddi\t trong\t \u0111au\t \u0111\u1edbn\t v\u00e0\t tuy\u1ec7t\t v\u1ecdng:\u201dT\u1ed3i\t t\u1ec7\t th\u1eadt!\t \u0110\u00e2y","kh\u00f4ng\tph\u1ea3i\tl\u00e0\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\tcon\tmu\u1ed1n\tg\u00ec\tc\u1ea3!\tC\u00e1i\tg\u00ec\tx\u1ea3y\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tv\u1edbi\tb\u00e3i\tbi\u1ec3n\tv\u00e0\tnh\u1eefng\tph\u1ee5 n\u1eef\txinh\t\u0111\u1eb9p\tn\u1eb1m\ttrong\tn\u01b0\u1edbc?\u201d \u201c\u00d4,\t\u0110\u00d3!\u201d\tCh\u00faa\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201c\u0110\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tc\u00e1i\tscreen\tsaver1!\\\" Lu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0 106\tTHE\tAFFAIR An\t attorney\t was\t having\t an\t affair\t with\t his\t secretary.\t Shortly\t afterward,\t she told\t him\t she\t was\t pregnant.\t Not\t wanting\t his\t wife\t to\t know,\t he\t gave\t his secretary\t a\t sum\t of\t money\t and\t asked\t her\t to\t go\t to\t Italy\t and\t have\t the\t baby there. \\\"But\thow\twill\tI\tlet\tyou\tknow\tthe\tbaby\tis\tborn?\\\"\tshe\tasked.\tHe\treplied,\t\\\"Just send\tme\ta\tpostcard\tand\twrite\tspaghetti\ton\tthe\tback.\tI\tll\ttake\tcare\tof\tthe\tchild s\texpenses.\\\" Not\tknowing\twhat\telse\tto\tdo,\tthe\tsecretary\ttook\tthe\tmoney\tand\tflew\tto\tItaly. Six\t months\t went\t by\t and\t then\t one\t day,\t the\t attorney\t s\t wife\t called\t him\t at\t the office\tand\texplained,\t\\\"Dear,\tyou\treceived\ta\tvery\tstrange\tpostcard\tin\tthe\tmail today\tfrom\tEurope,\tand\tI\tdon\tt\tunderstand\twhat\tit\tmeans.\\\" The\tattorney\tsaid,\t\\\"Just\twait\tuntil\tI\tget\thome,\tand\tI\twill\texplain\tit\tto\tyou.\\\" Later\t that\t evening\t the\t attorney\t came\t home,\t read\t the\t postcard,\t fell\t to\t the floor\twith\ta\theart\tattack.\tParamedics\tarrived\tand\ttook\thim\tto\tthe\tER.","The\tlead\tmedic\tstayed\tback\tto\tcomfort\tthe\twife.\tHe\tasked\twhat\ttrauma\thad precipitated\tthe\tcardiac\tarrest. So,\t the\t wife\t picked\t up\t the\t card\t and\t read\t aloud:\t \\\"Spaghetti,\t Spaghetti, Spaghetti,\tSpaghetti\t-\tTwo\twith\tsausage\tand\tmeatballs,\ttwo\twithout.\\\" C\u00c2U\tCHUY\u1ec6N\tT\u00ccNH M\u1ed9t\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tc\u00f3\tchuy\u1ec7n\tb\u1ed3\tb\u1ecbch\tv\u1edbi\tth\u01b0\tk\u00fd\tc\u1ee7a\tm\u00ecnh.\tKh\u00f4ng\tl\u00e2u\tsau\t\u0111\u00f3,\tc\u00f4\tta b\u00e1o\t cho\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t bi\u1ebft\t c\u00f4\t ta\t c\u00f3\t thai.Kh\u00f4ng\t mu\u1ed1n\t v\u1ee3\t m\u00ecnh\t bi\u1ebft,\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t \u0111\u01b0a\t c\u00f4 th\u01b0\tk\u00fd\tm\u1ed9t\ts\u1ed1\tti\u1ec1n\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i\tc\u00f4\tta\t\u0111i\tItaly\tv\u00e0\tsinh\t\u0111\u1ee9a\ttr\u1ebb\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00f3.\t\u201cNh\u01b0ng\tl\u00e0m\tsao em\ts\u1ebd\tcho\tanh\tbi\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ee9a\ttr\u1ebb\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tsinh\tra?\u201d\tc\u00f4\tta\th\u1ecfi.\t\u00d4ng\tta\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi,\t\u201cCh\u1ec9\tc\u1ea7n g\u1eedi\t anh\t m\u1ed9t\t t\u1ea5m\t b\u01b0u\t thi\u1ebfp\t v\u00e0\t vi\u1ebft\t \u2018xpaghetti\u2019\t (m\u1ef3\t \u1ed1ng\t \u00dd-\t ND)\u1edf\t m\u1eb7t sau.Anh\ts\u1ebd\tlo\tti\u1ec1n\tcho\t\u0111\u1ee9a\ttr\u1ebb.\u201d\tKh\u00f4ng\tbi\u1ebft\tph\u1ea3i\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec\tn\u1eefa,\tc\u00f4\tth\u01b0\tk\u00fd\tc\u1ea7m ti\u1ec1n\tv\u00e0\tbay\tqua\tItaly. S\u00e1u\tth\u00e1ng\ttr\u00f4i\tqua\tv\u00e0\tr\u1ed3i\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y\tkia,\tv\u1ee3\tc\u1ee7a\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tg\u1ecdi\t\u00f4ng\tta\tt\u1ea1i\tv\u0103n ph\u00f2ng\tv\u00e0\tgi\u1ea3ng\tgi\u1ea3i,\t\u201cAnh\ty\u00eau,\th\u00f4m\tnay\tanh\tnh\u1eadn\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tt\u1ea5m\tb\u01b0u\tthi\u1ebfp\tr\u1ea5t\tl\u1ea1 t\u1eeb\tCh\u00e2u\tA\u00e2u,\tv\u00e0\tem\tkh\u00f4ng\thi\u1ec3u\tn\u00f3\tc\u00f3\tngh\u0129a\tg\u00ec.\u201d Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201cH\u00e3y\t\u0111\u1ee3i\tcho\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tkhi\tanh\tv\u1ec1\tnh\u00e0,\tv\u00e0\tanh\ts\u1ebd\tgi\u1ea3i\tth\u00edch\tcho em.\u201d Sau\t\u0111\u00f3\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tv\u1ec1\tnh\u00e0\tv\u00e0o\tbu\u1ed5i\tchi\u1ec1u,\t\u0111\u1ecdc\tt\u1ea5m\tb\u01b0u\tthi\u1ebfp,\tng\u00e3\tra\ts\u00e0n\tv\u1edbi m\u1ed9t\tc\u01a1n\t\u0111au\ttim.Nh\u00e2n\tvi\u00ean\ty\tt\u1ebf\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng\tta\tv\u00e0o\tph\u00f2ng\tc\u1ea5p\tc\u1ee9u. B\u00e1c\ts\u0129\ttr\u01b0\u1edfng\tkhoa\t\u1edf\tl\u1ea1i\t\u0111\u1ec3\tan\t\u1ee7i\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u1ee3.\t\u00d4ng\tta\th\u1ecfi\tch\u1ea5n\tth\u01b0\u01a1ng\tn\u00e0o\t\u0111\u00e3 g\u00e2y\tra\tvi\u1ec7c\tng\u01b0ng\ttim.","V\u00ec\t th\u1ebf,\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t v\u1ee3\t nh\u1eb7t\t t\u1ea5m\t c\u1ea1c\t l\u00ean\t v\u00e0\t \u0111\u1ecdc\t to:\u201d\t Xpaghetti,\t Xpaghetti, Xpaghetti,\tXpaghetti\t\u2013\tHai\tc\u00f3\tx\u00fac\tx\u00edch\tv\u00e0\tth\u1ecbt\tvi\u00ean,\thai\tkh\u00f4ng.\u201d 107\tIDIOTIC\tLAWYER The\tlawyer\ts\tson\twanted\tto\tfollow\tin\this\tfather\ts\tfootsteps,\tso\the\twent\tto\tlaw school\t and\t graduated\t with\t honors.\t Then\t he\t went\t home\t to\t join\t his\t father\t s firm. At\tthe\tend\tof\this\tfirst\tday\tat\twork,\the\trushed\tinto\this\tfather\ts\toffice\tand\tsaid, \\\"Father,\tfather!\tIn\tone\tday\tI\tbroke\tthe\tSmith\tcase\tthat\tyou\tve\tbeen\tworking on\tfor\tso\tlong!\\\" His\tfather\tyelled,\t\\\"You\tidiot!\tWe\tve\tbeen\tliving\ton\tthe\tfunding\tof\tthat\tcase for\tten\tyears!\\\" LU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\tNGU\tNG\u1ed0C Con\ttrai\tm\u1ed9t\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tmu\u1ed1n\ttheo\tch\u00e2n\tba,\tv\u00ec\tth\u1ebf\tanh\tta\t\u0111i\th\u1ecdc\ttr\u01b0\u1eddng\tlu\u1eadt v\u00e0\t\u0111\u1eadu\tcao.\tSau\t\u0111\u00f3\tanh\tta\tv\u1ec1\tnh\u00e0\tv\u00e0\ttham\tgia\tc\u00f4ng\tty\tc\u1ee7a\tba. V\u00e0o\tcu\u1ed1i\tng\u00e0y\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean,\tanh\tta\t\u0111\u1ed5\tx\u00f4\tv\u00e0o\tv\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tba\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dBa, ba!\tTrong\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y\tcon\t\u0111\u00e3\tgi\u1ea3i\tquy\u1ebft\txong\tv\u1ee5\tki\u1ec7n\tSmith\tm\u00e0\tba\t\u0111\u00e3\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c qu\u00e1\tl\u00e2u!\u201d Ba\tanh\tta\tla\tl\u00ean:\u201dTh\u1eb1ng\tngu!\tCh\u00fang\tta\t\u0111\u00e3\ts\u1ed1ng\tnh\u1edd\tti\u1ec1n\tv\u1ee5\tn\u00e0y\ttrong\tm\u01b0\u1eddi n\u0103m!\u201d 108\tBUT\tMORRALLY","One\tday\ta\tman\tcame\tinto\ta\tlegal\toffice\tfor\tadvice\tabout\ta\tdebt\the\towed.\tThe lawyer\ttold\tthe\tclient\tthat\ttechnically\the\tcould\tget\tout\tof\tthe\tobligation. \\\"But\t morally,\\\"\t the\t lawyer\t continued,\t \\\"you\t have\t a\t responsibility.\t As\t legal counsel,\tmy\trecommendation\tis\tthat\tyou\tsatisfy\tthe\tdebt.\\\" The\tclient\trose\tand\twalked\ttoward\tthe\tdoor. \\\"Sir,\tthere\ts\ta\t$25\tfee\tfor\tmy\tadvice,\\\"\tthe\tlawyer\treminded\thim. With\ta\tshake\tof\this\thead,\tthe\tman\treplied,\t\\\"I\tm\tnot\ttaking\tyour\tadvice.\\\" NH\u01afNG\tV\u1ec0\tM\u1eb6T\t\u0110\u1ea0O\t\u0110\u1ee8C M\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y\tkia\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111i\tv\u00e0o\tm\u1ed9t\tv\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tlu\u1eadt\t\u0111\u1ec3\tt\u01b0\tv\u1ea5n\tv\u1ec1\tm\u1ed9t m\u00f3n\t n\u1ee3\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t m\u1eafc.\t Vi\u00ean\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t n\u00f3i\t v\u1edbi\t kh\u00e1ch\t h\u00e0ng\t r\u1eb1ng\t v\u1ec1\t m\u1eb7t\t k\u1ef9\t thu\u1eadt \u00f4ng\tta\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\ttr\u00e1nh\ttr\u00e1ch\tnhi\u1ec7m. \u201cNh\u01b0ng\t v\u1ec1\t m\u1eb7t\t \u0111\u1ea1o\t \u0111\u1ee9c,\u201d\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t ti\u1ebfp\t t\u1ee5c,\t \u00f4ng\t c\u00f3\t m\u1ed9t\t tr\u00e1ch\t nhi\u1ec7m.V\u1edbi\t t\u01b0 c\u00e1ch\tl\u00e0\tc\u1ed1\tv\u1ea5n\tph\u00e1p\tlu\u1eadt,\tl\u1eddi\tkhuy\u00ean\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i\tl\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\ttr\u1ea3\tn\u1ee3.\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkh\u00e1ch\t\u0111\u1ee9ng\tl\u00ean\tv\u00e0\t\u0111i\tra\tc\u1eeda. \u201cTh\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\tc\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\tm\u00f3n\tti\u1ec1n\tth\u00f9\tlao\t25\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\tcho\tl\u1eddi\tkhuy\u00ean\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i,\u201d\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0 nh\u1eafc\tnh\u1edf\t\u00f4ng\tta. V\u1edbi\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\tl\u1eafc\t\u0111\u1ea7u,\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201dT\u00f4i\tkh\u00f4ng\tnh\u1eadn\tl\u1eddi\tkhuy\u00ean\tc\u1ee7a \u00f4ng.\u201d 109\tA\tKIND\tLAWYER","One\t afternoon,\t a\t wealthy\t lawyer\t was\t riding\t in\t the\t back\t of\t his\t limousine when\the\tsaw\ttwo\tmen\teating\tgrass\tby\tthe\troad\tside.\tHe\tordered\this\tdriver\tto stop\tand\the\tgot\tout\tto investigate. \\\"Why\tare\tyou\teating\tgrass?\\\"\the\tasked\tone\tman. \\\"We\tdon\tt\thave\tany\tmoney\tfor\tfood,\\\"\tthe\tpoor\tman\treplied. \\\"Oh,\tcome\talong\twith\tme\tthen,\\\"\tinstructed\tthe\tlawyer. \\\"But,\tsir,\tI\thave\ta\twife\tand\ttwo\tchildren!\\\" \\\"Bring\tthem\talong!\\\"\treplied\tthe\tlawyer.\tHe\tturned\tto\tthe\tother\tman\tand\tsaid, \\\"Come\twith\tus.\\\" \\\"But\tsir,\tI\thave\ta\twife\tand\tsix\tchildren!\\\"\tthe\tsecond\tman\tanswered. \\\"Bring\tthem\tas\twell!\\\"\tanswered\tthe\tlawyer\tas\the\theaded\tfor\this\tlimo. They\tall\tclimbed\tinto\tthe\tcar,\twhich\twas\tno\teasy\ttask,\teven\tfor\ta\tcar\tas\tlarge as\tthe\tlimo. Once\tunder\tway,\tone\tof\tthe\tpoor\tfellows\tsays,\t\\\"Sir,\tyou\tare\ttoo\tkind.\tThank you\tfor\ttaking\tall\tof\tus\twith\tyou.\\\" The\tlawyer\treplied,\t\\\"No\tproblem,\tthe\tgrass\tat\tmy\thome\tis\talmost\ta\tfoot\ttall.\\\"","M\u1ed8T\tLU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\tT\u1ed0T\tB\u1ee4NG M\u1ed9t\t bu\u1ed5i\t chi\u1ec1u,\t m\u1ed9t\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t gi\u00e0u\t c\u00f3\t \u0111ang\t \u0111i\t tr\u00ean\t chi\u1ebfc\t limousine\t th\u00ec\t \u00f4ng\t ta th\u1ea5y\t hai\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111ang\t \u0103n\t c\u1ecf\t b\u00ean\t v\u1ec7\t \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng.\t \u00d4ng\t ta\t l\u1ec7nh\t cho\t t\u00e0i\t x\u1ebf d\u1eebng\tl\u1ea1i\tv\u00e0\t\u0111i\tra\t\u0111\u1ec3\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\ttra. \u201cT\u1ea1i\tsao\tc\u00e1c\t\u00f4ng\t\u0103n\tc\u1ecf?\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tta\th\u1ecfi\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng. \u201cCh\u00fang\tt\u00f4i\tkh\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tti\u1ec1n\tmua\tth\u1ee9c\t\u0103n,\u201d\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tngh\u00e8o\tkh\u00f3\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi. \u201c\u1ed2,\tv\u1eady\tth\u00ec\t\u0111i\tv\u1edbi\tt\u00f4i,\u201d\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tn\u00f3i. \u201cNh\u01b0ng\tth\u01b0a\tng\u00e0i,\tt\u00f4i\tc\u00f3\tv\u1ee3\tv\u00e0\thai\tcon!\u201d \u201cH\u00e3y\t mang\t h\u1ecd\t theo!\u201d\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t n\u00f3i.\t \u00d4ng\t ta\t quay\t l\u1ea1i\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t kia\t v\u00e0 n\u00f3i:\u201d\u0110i\tv\u1edbi\tch\u00fang\tt\u00f4i.\u201d \u201cNh\u01b0ng\tth\u01b0a\tng\u00e0i,\tt\u00f4i\tc\u00f3\tv\u1ee3\tv\u00e0\ts\u00e1u\t\u0111\u1ee9a\tcon!\u201d\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tth\u1ee9\thai\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi. \u201c\u00d4ng\t c\u0169ng\t mang\t h\u1ecd\t \u0111i\t lu\u00f4n!\u201d\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t tr\u1ea3\t l\u1eddi\t trong\t l\u00fac\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t \u0111i\t th\u1eb3ng\t v\u00e0o chi\u1ebfc\tlimo. H\u1ecd\tt\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3\tleo\tl\u00ean\txe,\tkh\u00f4ng\td\u1ec5\tt\u00ed\tn\u00e0o,\t\u0111\u1ed1i\tv\u1edbi\tngay\tc\u1ea3\tchi\u1ebfc\txe\tl\u1edbn\tnh\u01b0\tchi\u1ebfc limo. Khi\t\u0111\u00e3\txu\u1ed1ng\t\u0111\u01b0\u1eddng,\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i:\u201dTh\u01b0a\tng\u00e0i,\tng\u00e0i\tqu\u00e1\tt\u1ed1t\tb\u1ee5ng. C\u1ea3m\t\u01a1n\tng\u00e0i\t\u0111\u00e3\t\u0111\u01b0a\tt\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3\tch\u00fang\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111i\tc\u00f9ng\tv\u1edbi\tng\u00e0i.\u201d Lu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\tKh\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tchi,\tc\u1ecf\t\u1edf\tnh\u00e0\tt\u00f4i\tcao\tg\u1ea7n\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tba\tt\u1ea5c.\u201d","110\tTHE\tLAWYERS\tAND\tTHE\tBANK\tROBBERY Two\tlawyers\tare\tin\ta\tbank\twhen\tarmed\trobbers\tbreak\tin.\tOne\trobber\trushes the\t teller\t windows,\t one\t guards\t the\t door\t and\t the\t third\t bank\t robber\t stands\t in the\t middle\t of\t the\t bank\t and\t yells,\t \\\"Right!\t Everyone\t up\t against\t the\t wall\t and empty\tyour\tpockets.\tWe\twant\tvaluables,\twatches\tand\twallets.\\\" The\t first\t lawyer\t jams\t something\t into\t his\t buddy\t lawyer\t s\t hand.\t \\\"What\t s this?\\\"\tasks\this\tfriend\twithout\tlooking\tdown. \\\"It\ts\tthat\t$100\tI\towe\tyou\\\"\tanswers\tthe\tother\tlawyer. HAI\tLU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\tV\u00c0\tV\u1ee4\tC\u01af\u1edaP\tNH\u00c0\tB\u0102NG Hai\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\t\u0111ang\t\u1edf\tnh\u00e0\tb\u0103ng\tth\u00ec\tb\u1ecdn\tc\u01b0\u1edbp\tc\u00f3\tv\u0169\ttrang\t\u0111\u1ed9t\tnh\u1eadp\tv\u00e0o.\tM\u1ed9t\tt\u00ean lao\tt\u1edbi\tc\u1eeda\ts\u1ed5\tthu\tng\u00e2n,\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u00ean\tg\u00e1c\tc\u1eeda\tv\u00e0\tt\u00ean\tth\u1ee9\tba\t\u0111\u1ee9ng\tgi\u1eefa\tng\u00e2n\th\u00e0ng v\u00e0\tla\tl\u1edbn:\u201dNghe\t\u0111\u00e2y!\tM\u1ecdi\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u00fap\tm\u1eb7t\tv\u00e0o\tt\u01b0\u1eddng\tv\u00e0\tm\u00f3c\th\u1ebft\tt\u00fai\tra.\tB\u1ecdn\ttao c\u1ea7n\t\u0111\u1ed3\ttrang\ts\u1ee9c,\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\th\u1ed3\tv\u00e0\tv\u00ed.\u201d Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean\tnh\u00e9t\tm\u1ed9t\tth\u1ee9\tg\u00ec\t\u0111\u00f3\tv\u00e0o\ttay\tb\u1ea1n.\t\u201cC\u00e1i\tg\u00ec\t\u0111\u00e2y?\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tb\u1ea1n h\u1ecfi\tm\u00e0\tkh\u00f4ng\tnh\u00ecn\txu\u1ed1ng. \u201c\u0110\u00f3\tl\u00e0\t100\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\tm\u00ecnh\tn\u1ee3\tb\u1ea1n\u201d\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkia\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi. 111\tTHE\tTOMBSTONE A\t man\t named\t William\t Strange\t died,\t and\t his\t friend\t asked\t the\t tombstone maker\tto\tinscribe\ton\this\ttombstone:\t\\\"Here\tlies\tStrange,\tan\thonest\tman,\tand\ta lawyer.\\\"","The\t inscriber\t insisted\t that\t such\t an\t inscription\t would\t be\t confusing,\t for passersby\t would\t tend\t to\t think\t that\t three\t men\t were\t buried\t under\t the\t stone. However\the\tsuggested\tan alternative. He\tsuggested\tthe\tfollowing:\t\\\"Here\tLies\ta\tman\twho\twas\tBOTH\thonest\tand\ta lawyer.\\\"\t That\t way,\t whenever\t anyone\t walked\t by\t the\t tombstone\t and\t read\t it, they\twould\tbe\tcertain\tto\tremark: \\\"Now\tthat\ts\tstrange!\\\" T\u1ea4M\tBIA\tM\u1ed8 M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t t\u00ean\t William\t Strange(L\u1ea1)\t ch\u1ebft,\t v\u00e0\t b\u1ea1n\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t y\u00eau\t c\u1ea7u ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t t\u1ea1c\t bia\t kh\u1eafc\t tr\u00ean\t bia:\t \u201c\u0110\u00e2y\t l\u00e0\t n\u01a1i\t y\u00ean\t ngh\u1ec9\t c\u1ee7a\t L\u1ea1,\t m\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t trung th\u1ef1c,\tm\u1ed9t\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0.\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkh\u1eafc\tbia\tc\u1ee9\tnh\u1ea5t\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\tr\u1eb1ng\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e2u\tkh\u1eafc\tnh\u01b0\tv\u1eady\ts\u1ebd\tg\u00e2y\tkh\u00f3\thi\u1ec3u\tv\u00ec kh\u00e1ch\t v\u00e3ng\t lai\t s\u1ebd\t c\u00f3\t khuynh\t h\u01b0\u1edbng\t ngh\u0129\t l\u00e0\t ba\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t ch\u00f4n trong\tm\u1ed9t\tn\u1ea5m\tm\u1ed3.\tTuy\tv\u1eady\t\u00f4ng\tta\t\u0111\u1ec1\tngh\u1ecb\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1ch\tkh\u00e1c. \u00d4ng\t ta\t \u0111\u1ec1\t ngh\u1ecb\t nh\u01b0\t sau:\u201d\u0110\u00e2y\t l\u00e0\t n\u01a1i\t y\u00ean\t ngh\u1ec9\t c\u1ee7a\t m\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t v\u1eeba trung\tth\u1ef1c\tv\u1eeba\tl\u00e0\tm\u1ed9t\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0.\u201d\tTheo\tc\u00e1ch\t\u0111\u00f3,\tb\u1ea5t\tc\u1ee9\tkhi\tn\u00e0o\tv\u1edbi\tb\u1ea5t\tc\u1ee9\tai\t\u0111i qua\tt\u1ea5m\tbia\tv\u00e0\t\u0111\u1ecdc,\th\u1ecd\tch\u1eafc\ts\u1ebd\tnh\u1eadn\tx\u00e9t: \u201cNh\u01b0\tv\u1eady\tl\u00e0\tl\u1ea1!\u201d 112\tUPSET\tLAWYER","A\tlawyer\topened\tthe\tdoor\tof\this\tBMW,\twhen\tsuddenly\ta\tcar\tcame\talong\tand hit\tthe\tdoor,\tripping\tit\toff\tcompletely. When\t the\t police\t arrived\t at\t the\t scene,\t the\t lawyer\t was\t complaining\t bitterly about\tthe\tdamage\tto\this\tprecious\tBMW. \\\"Officer,\tlook\twhat\tthey\tve\tdone\tto\tmy\tBeeeeemer!!!\\\",he\twhined. \\\"You\tlawyers\tare\tso\tmaterialistic,\tyou\tmake\tme\tsick!!!\\\"\tretorted\tthe\tofficer. \\\"You\tre\tso\tworried\tabout\tyour\tstupid\tBMW,\tthat\tyou\tdidn\tt\teven\tnotice\tthat your\tleft\tarm\twas ripped\toff!!!\\\" \\\"Oh\t my\t gaaaad...\\\",\t replied\t the\t lawyer,\t finally\t noticing\t the\t bloody\t left shoulder\twhere\this\tarm\tonce\twas. \\\"Where\ts\tmy\tRolex???!!!!\\\" VI\u00caN\tLU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\tLO\tL\u1eaeNG M\u1ed9t\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tm\u1edf\tc\u1eeda\tchi\u1ebfc\txe\tBMW\tth\u00ec\t\u0111\u1ed9t\tnhi\u00ean\tm\u1ed9t\tchi\u1ebfc\txe\th\u01a1i\tch\u1ea1y\t\u0111\u1ebfn v\u00e0\tt\u00f4ng\tv\u00e0o\tc\u00e1nh\tc\u1eeda,\tx\u00e9\tto\u1ea1t\tn\u00f3\tho\u00e0n\tto\u00e0n. Khi\tc\u1ea3nh\ts\u00e1t\t\u0111\u1ebfn\thi\u1ec7n\ttr\u01b0\u1eddng,\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tcay\t\u0111\u1eafng\tthan\tphi\u1ec1n\tv\u1ec1\th\u01b0\th\u1ea1i\tc\u1ee7a chi\u1ebfc\tBMW. \u201c\u00d4ng\ts\u0129\tquan,\th\u00e3y\txem\th\u1ecd\tv\u1eeba\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec\tv\u1edbi\tchi\u1ebfc\tBeeeeemer\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i!!!,\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tta r\u00ean\tr\u1ec9.","\u201cLu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tc\u00e1c\t\u00f4ng\tqu\u00e1\tthi\u00ean\tv\u1ec1\tv\u1eadt\tch\u1ea5t,\t\u00f4ng\tl\u00e0m\tt\u00f4i\tmu\u1ed1n\tb\u1ec7nh!!!\u201d\tvi\u00ean\tc\u1ea3nh s\u00e1t\tv\u1eb7n\tl\u1ea1i.\t\u00d4ng\tqu\u00e1\tlo\tl\u1eafng\tv\u1ec1\tchi\u1ebfc\tBMW\tng\u1edb\tng\u1ea9n\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tn\u1ed5i\t\u00f4ng\tth\u1eadm\tch\u00ed kh\u00f4ng\tch\u00fa\t\u00fd\tr\u1eb1ng\ttay\ttr\u00e1i\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e3\tr\u00e1ch\tto\u1ea1t!!!\u201d \u201c\u00d4\ttr\u1eddi\t\u01a1i...\u201d\tvi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi,\tcu\u1ed1i\tc\u00f9ng\t\u00f4ng\tta\tc\u0169ng\tch\u00fa\t\u00fd\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tvai\ttr\u00e1i\t\u0111\u1ea7y m\u00e1u\tl\u00e0\tch\u1ed7\tc\u00e1nh\ttay\t\u00f4ng\tta\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00f3. \u201cC\u00e1i\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\th\u1ed3\tRolex\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111\u00e2u\tr\u1ed3i???!!!\u201d 113\tTHE\tGODFATHER The\tGodfather,\taccompanied\tby\this\tattorney,\twalks\tinto\ta\troom\tto\tmeet\twith his\t accountant.\t The\t Godfather\t asks\t the\t accountant,\t \\\"Where\t s\t the\t three million\tbucks\tyou\tembezzled\tfrom\tme?\\\"\tThe\taccountant\tdoesn\tt\tanswer.\tThe Godfather\tasks\tagain,\t\\\"Where\ts\tthe\tthree\tmillion\tbucks\tyou\tembezzled\tfrom me?\\\" The\t attorney\t interrupts,\t \\\"Sir,\t the\t man\t is\t a\t deaf-mute\t and\t cannot\t understand you,\tbut\tI\tcan\tinterpret\tfor\tyou.\\\" The\t Godfather\t says,\t \\\"Well,\t ask\t him\t where\t the\t @#!*\t money\t is.\\\"\t The attorney,\t using\t sign\t language,\t asks\t the\t accountant\t where\t the\t three\t million dollars\t is.\t The\t accountant\t signs\t back,\t \\\"I\t don\t t\t know\t what\t you\t re\t talking about.\\\"\tThe\tattorney\tinterprets\tto\tthe\tGodfather,\t\\\"He\tdoesn\tt\tknow\twhat\tyou re\ttalking\tabout.\\\"\tThe\tGodfather\tpulls\tout\ta\tpistol,\tputs\tit\tto\tthe\ttemple\tof\tthe accountant,\t cocks\t the\t trigger\t and\t says,\t \\\"Ask\t him\t again\t where\t the\t @#!* money\tis!\\\" The\t attorney\t signs\t to\t the\t accountant,\t \\\"He\t wants\t to\t know\t where\t it\t is!\\\"\t The accountant\t signs\t back,\t \\\"Okay!\t Okay!\t The\t money\t s\t hidden\t in\t a\t suitcase","behind\t the\t shed\t in\t my\t backyard!\\\"\t The\t Godfather\t says,\t \\\"Well,\t what\t did\t he say?\\\"\tThe\tattorney\tinterprets\tto\tthe\tGodfather,\t\\\"He\tsays\tthat\tyou\tdon\tt\thave the\tguts\tto\tpull\tthe\ttrigger.\\\" B\u1ed0\tGI\u00c0 B\u1ed1\t gi\u00e0,\t theo\t c\u00f9ng\t b\u1edfi\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0,\t \u0111i\t v\u00e0o\t m\u1ed9t\t ph\u00f2ng\t \u0111\u1ec3\t g\u1eb7p\t k\u1ebf\t to\u00e1n\t \u00f4ng\t ta.\t B\u1ed1 gi\u00e0\t h\u1ecfi\t k\u1ebf\t to\u00e1n\t vi\u00ean:\u201dBa\t tri\u1ec7u\t \u0111\u00f4\t la\t m\u00e0y\t bi\u1ec3n\t th\u1ee7\t \u0111\u00e2u\t r\u1ed3i?\u201d\t K\u1ebf\t to\u00e1n\t vi\u00ean kh\u00f4ng\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi.B\u1ed1\tgi\u00e0\th\u1ecfi\tl\u1ea1i:\u201dBa\ttri\u1ec7u\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\tm\u00e0y\tbi\u1ec3n\tth\u1ee7\tc\u1ee7a\ttao\t\u0111\u00e2u\tr\u1ed3i?\u201d Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tc\u1eaft\tngang:\u201dTh\u01b0a\tanh,\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tn\u00e0y\tv\u1eeba\tc\u00e2m\tv\u1eeba\t\u0111i\u1ebfc\tv\u00e0\tkh\u00f4ng\tth\u1ec3 hi\u1ec3u\tanh,\tnh\u01b0ng\tem\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\td\u1ecbch\tcho\tanh.\u201d B\u1ed1\tgi\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201d\u00c0,\t h\u1ecfi\tn\u00f3\t s\u1ed1\tti\u1ec1n\t@#!*\t \u0111\u00e2u\tr\u1ed3i.\u201d\t Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0,\t d\u00f9ng\tng\u00f4n\t ng\u1eef \u0111i\u1ec7u\tb\u1ed9,\th\u1ecfi\tk\u1ebf\tto\u00e1n\tvi\u00ean\tba\ttri\u1ec7u\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00e2u.\tK\u1ebf\tto\u00e1n\tvi\u00ean\tra\thi\u1ec7u\tl\u1ea1i:\u201dT\u00f4i kh\u00f4ng\t bi\u1ebft\t m\u1ea5y\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t n\u00f3i\t v\u1ec1\t chuy\u1ec7n\t g\u00ec.\u201d\t B\u1ed1\t gi\u00e0\t r\u00fat\t ra\t m\u1ed9t\t kh\u1ea9u\t s\u00fang\t l\u1ee5c, \u0111\u1eb7t\tv\u00e0o\tth\u00e1i\td\u01b0\u01a1ng\tc\u1ee7a\tk\u1ebf\tto\u00e1n\tvi\u00ean,\tl\u00ean\tc\u00f2\ts\u00fang\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dH\u1ecfi\tn\u00f3\tl\u1ea1i\tl\u1ea7n\tn\u1eefa s\u1ed1\tti\u1ec1n\t@#!*\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00e2u!\u201d Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tra\thi\u1ec7u\tcho\tk\u1ebf\tto\u00e1n\tvi\u00ean:\u201dAnh\t\u1ea5y\tmu\u1ed1n\tbi\u1ebft\tn\u00f3\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00e2u!\u201d\tK\u1ebf\tto\u00e1n vi\u00ean\tra\thi\u1ec7u\ttr\u1edf\tl\u1ea1i:\u201d\t\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c\tr\u1ed3i!\t\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c\tr\u1ed3i!\tTi\u1ec1n\tgi\u1ea5u\ttrong\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\tva\tly\t\u0111\u1eb1ng sau\tkho\t\u0111\u1ec3\th\u00e0ng\t\u1edf\ts\u00e2n\tsau\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i!\u201d\tB\u1ed1\tgi\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dSao,\tn\u00f3\tn\u00f3i\tg\u00ec?\u201d\tVi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0 d\u1ecbch\tcho\tb\u1ed1\tgi\u00e0:\u201dN\u00f3\tn\u00f3i\tanh\tkh\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tcan\t\u0111\u1ea3m\t\u0111\u1ec3\tb\u00f3p\tc\u00f2.\u201d 114\tYANKEE\tLAWYER\tAND\tA\tDUCK A\tYankee\tlawyer\twent\tduck\thunting\tin\teastern\tNorth\tCarolina.\tHe\tshot\tand dropped\ta\tbird,\tbut\tit\tfell\tinto\ta\tfarmer\ts\tfield\ton\tthe\tother\tside\tof\ta\tfence.\tAs the\tlawyer\tclimbed\tover\tthe\tfence,\tan\telderly\tgentleman\tasked\thim\twhat\the was\tdoing.\tThe\tlawyer\tresponded,\t\\\"I\tshot\ta\tduck\tand\tit\tfell\tin\tthis\tfield,\tI\tm","going\tinto\tretrieve\tit.\\\" The\t old\t farmer\t replied.\t \\\"This\t is\t my\t property,\t and\t you\t are\t not\t coming\t over here.\\\" The\t indignant\t lawyer\t said,\t \\\"I\t am\t one\t of\t the\t best\t trial\t attorneys\t in\t the\t U.S. and,\tif\tyou\tdon\tt\tlet\tme\tget\tthat\tduck,\tI\tll\tsue\tyou\tand\ttake\teverything! The\t old\t farmer\t smiled\t and\t said,\t \\\"Apparently,\t you\t don\t t\t know\t how\t we\t do things\t here\t in\t North\t Carolina.\t We\t settle\t small\t disagreements\t like\t this\t with the\tNC\tThree-Kick\tRule.\\\" The\tlawyer\tasked,\t\\\"What\tis\tthe\tNC\tthree-Kick\tRule?\\\" The\tFarmer\treplied.\t\\\"Well,\tfirst\tI\tkick\tyou\tthree\ttimes\tand\tthen\tyou\tkick\tme three\ttimes,\tand\tso\ton,\tback\tand\tforth,\tuntil\tsomeone\tgives\tup.\\\" The\tYankee\tattorney\tquickly\tthought\tabout\tthe\tproposed\tcontest\tand\tdecided that\the\tcould\teasily\ttake\tthe\told\tsoutherner.\tHe\tagreed\tto\tabide\tby\tthe\tlocal custom. The\t old\t farmer\t slowly\t climbed\t down\t from\t the\t tractor\t and\t walked\t up\t to\t the city\t feller.\t His\t first\t kick\t planted\t the\t toe\t of\t his\t heavy\t work\t boot\t into\t the Yankee\tlawyer\ts\tgroin\tand\tdropped\thim\tto\this\tknees.\tHis\tsecond\tkick\tnearly wiped\t the\t man\t s\t nose\t off\t his\t face.\t The\t barrister\t was\t flat\t on\t his\t belly\t when the\tfarmer\ts\tthird\tkick\tto\ta\tkidney\tnearly\tcaused\thim\tto\tgive\tup. The\t Yankee\t lawyer\t summoned\t every\t bit\t of\t his\t will\t and\t managed\t to\t get\t to his\tfeet\tand\tsaid,\t\\\"Okay,\tyou\told\tredneck\tsoutherner,\tnow\tit\ts\tmy\tturn.\\\"","The\t old\t North\t Carolina\t farmer\t smiled\t and\t said,\t \\\"Naw,\t I\t give\t up.\t You\t can have\tthe\tduck.\\\" LU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\tM\u1ef8\tV\u00c0\tM\u1ed8T\tCON\tV\u1ecaT M\u1ed9t\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t M\u1ef9\t \u0111i\t s\u0103n\t v\u1ecbt\t \u1edf\t \u0111\u00f4ng\t B\u1eafc\t Carolina.\t \u00d4ng\t ta\t b\u1eafn\t v\u00e0\t l\u00e0m\t r\u01a1i\t m\u1ed9t con,\tnh\u01b0ng\tn\u00f3\tr\u1edbt\tv\u00e0o\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\tc\u1ee7a\tm\u1ed9t\tn\u00f4ng\td\u00e2n\t\u1edf\tph\u00eda\tb\u00ean\tkia\th\u00e0ng\tr\u00e0o.\tL\u00fac vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tleo\tqua\th\u00e0ng\tr\u00e0o,\tm\u1ed9t\t\u00f4ng\tgi\u00e0\th\u1ecfi\t\u00f4ng\tta\t\u0111ang\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec.\tVi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt s\u01b0\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201dT\u00f4i\t\u0111\u00e3\tb\u1eafn\tm\u1ed9t\tcon\tv\u1ecbt\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3\tr\u01a1i\tv\u00e0o\tc\u00e1nh\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\tn\u00e0y,\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111i\tb\u1eaft\tn\u00f3 v\u1ec1.\u201d \u00d4ng\tl\u00e3o\tn\u00f4ng\td\u00e2n\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\u0110\u00e2y\tl\u00e0\tc\u01a1\tng\u01a1i\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i,\tv\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t\u0111i\tqua \u0111\u00e2y.\u201d\t Vi\u00ean\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t ph\u1eabn\t n\u1ed9\t n\u00f3i:\u201dT\u00f4i\t l\u00e0\t m\u1ed9t\t trong\t nh\u1eefng\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t t\u00f2a\t \u00e1n\t gi\u1ecfi nh\u1ea5t\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tM\u1ef9,v\u00e0,\tn\u1ebfu\t\u00f4ng\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u1ec3\tt\u00f4i\tl\u1ea5t\tcon\tv\u1ecbt,\tt\u00f4i\ts\u1ebd\tki\u1ec7n\t\u00f4ng\tv\u00e0\tl\u1ea5y\t\u0111i m\u1ecdi\tth\u1ee9!\u201d L\u00e3o\tn\u00f4ng\tm\u1ec9m\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dH\u00ecnh\tnh\u01b0\t\u00f4ng\tkh\u00f4ng\tbi\u1ebft\t\u1edf\tB\u1eafc\tCarolina\tch\u00fang t\u00f4i\t gi\u1ea3i\t quy\u1ebft\t s\u1ef1\t vi\u1ec7c\t nh\u01b0\t th\u1ebf\t n\u00e0o.\t Ch\u00fang\t t\u00f4i\t gi\u1ea3i\t quy\u1ebft\t nh\u1eefng\t b\u1ea5t\t h\u00f2a\t nh\u1ecf nh\u01b0\t th\u1ebf\t n\u00e0y\t v\u1edbi\t Lu\u1eadt\t Ba\t C\u00fa\t \u0110\u00e1\t NC\t (B\u1eafc\t Carolina-ND).\t Lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t h\u1ecfi:\u201dLu\u1eadt Ba\tC\u00fa\t\u0110\u00e1\tNC\u201d\tl\u00e0\tg\u00ec?\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tn\u00f4ng\td\u00e2n\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\u00c0,\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\tti\u00ean\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111\u00e1\t\u00f4ng\tba\tl\u1ea7n\tv\u00e0\tsau\t\u0111\u00f3\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e1\tt\u00f4i ba\tl\u1ea7n,\tv\u00e0\tc\u1ee9\tth\u1ebf,\t\u0111\u00e1\tqua\t\u0111\u00e1\tl\u1ea1i,\tcho\tt\u1edbi\tkhi\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tb\u1ecf\tcu\u1ed9c.\u201d\tVi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0 M\u1ef9\tsuy\tngh\u0129\tnhanh\tch\u00f3ng\tv\u1ec1\tcu\u1ed9c\tch\u01a1i\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t\u0111\u1ec1\tngh\u1ecb\tv\u00e0\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\tl\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tta c\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\td\u1ec5\td\u00e0ng\tch\u1ea5p\tnh\u1eadn\t\u00f4ng\tgi\u00e0\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tB\u1eafc.\t\u00d4ng\tta\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\t\u00fd\tt\u00f4n\ttr\u1ecdng\tphong t\u1ee5c\t\u0111\u1ecba\tph\u01b0\u01a1ng. L\u00e3o\t n\u00f4ng\t t\u1eeb\t t\u1eeb\t leo\t xu\u1ed1ng\t chi\u1ebfc\t m\u00e1y\t c\u00e0y\t v\u00e0\t \u0111i\t t\u1edbi\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t th\u00e0nh\t th\u1ecb. C\u00fa\t\u0111\u00e1\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tc\u1eafm\tm\u0169i\t\u1ee7ng\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\tn\u1eb7ng\tn\u1ec1\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tv\u00e0o\tv\u00e0o\th\u00e1ng vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\tM\u1ef9\tv\u00e0\tl\u00e0m\t\u00f4ng\tta\tqu\u1ef5\txu\u1ed1ng\tg\u1ed1i.\tC\u00fa\t\u0111\u00e1\tth\u1ee9\thai\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tg\u1ea7n\tnh\u01b0","l\u00e0m\t b\u1eadt\t c\u00e1i\t m\u0169i\t c\u1ee7a\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t kh\u1ecfi\t m\u1eb7t\t \u00f4ng\t ta.Vi\u00ean\t lu\u1eadt\t s\u01b0\t n\u1eb1m\t d\u00e0i b\u1ee5ng\t\u00fap\txu\u1ed1ng\tkhi\tc\u00fa\t\u0111\u00e1\tth\u1ee9\tba\tc\u1ee7a\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tn\u00f4ng\td\u00e2n\tg\u1ea7n\tnh\u01b0\tl\u00e0m\t\u00f4ng\tta\tb\u1ecf cu\u1ed9c. Vi\u00ean\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\td\u1ed3n\th\u1ebft\tquy\u1ebft\tt\u00e2m\tv\u00e0\tt\u00ecm\tc\u00e1ch\t\u0111\u1ee9ng\tl\u00ean\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201d\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c\tr\u1ed3i,\t\u00f4ng gi\u00e0\tNam\tK\u1ef3\tnh\u00e0\tqu\u00ea,\tb\u00e2y\tgi\u1edd\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tl\u01b0\u1ee3t\tt\u00f4i.\u201d \u00d4ng\tgi\u00e0\tn\u00f4ng\td\u00e2n\tB\u1eafc\tCarolina\tm\u1ec9m\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dKh\u00f4ng,\tt\u00f4i\tthua\tcu\u1ed9c.\t\u00d4ng c\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\tl\u1ea5y\tcon\tv\u1ecbt.\u201d 115\tWHERE\tARE\tLAWYERS\t? An\tengineer\tdies\tand\treports\tto\tthe\tpearly\tgates.\tSt.\tPeter\tchecks\this\tdossier and\t says,\t \\\"Ah,\t you\t re\t an\t engineer\t \u2014\t you\t re\t in\t the\t wrong\t place.\\\"\t So\t the engineer\t reports\t to\t the\t gates\t of\t hell\t and\t is\t let\t in.\t Pretty\t soon,\t the\t engineer gets\t dissatisfied\t with\t the\t level\t of\t comfort\t in\t hell,\t and\t starts\t designing\t and building\t improvements.\t After\t a\t while,\t they\t ve\t got\t air\t conditioning,\t flush toilets\tand\tescalators,\tand\tthe\tengineer\tis\tbecoming\ta\tpretty\tpopular\tguy. One\tday\tGod\tcalls\tSatan\tup\ton\tthe\ttelephone\tand\tasks\twith\ta\tsneer,\t\\\"So,\thow s\t it\t going\t down\t there\t in\t hell?\\\"\t Satan\t replies,\t \\\"Hey,\t things\t are\t going\t great. We\tve\tgot\tair\tconditioning,\tflush\ttoilets\tand\tescalators,\tand\tthere\ts\tno\ttelling what\t this\t engineer\t is\t going\t to\t come\t up\t with\t next.\\\"\t God\t replies,\t \\\"What??? You\t ve\t got\t an\t engineer?\t That\t s\t a\t mistake\t \u2014\t he\t should\t never\t have\t gotten down\t there;\t send\t him\t up\t here.\\\"\t Satan\t says,\t \\\"No\t way!\t I\t like\t having\t an engineer\t on\t the\t staff,\t and\t I\t m\t keeping\t him.\\\"\t God\t says,\t \\\"Send\t him\t back\t up here\t or\t I\t ll\t sue.\\\"\t Satan\t laughs\t uproariously\t and\t answers,\t \\\"Yeah\t right.\t And just\twhere\tare\tYOU\tgoing\tto\tget\ta\tlawyer?\\\" LU\u1eacT\tS\u01af\t\u1ede\t\u0110\u00c2U\t?","M\u1ed9t\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\tch\u1ebft\tv\u00e0\ttr\u00ecnh\tdi\u1ec7n\t\u1edf\tc\u1ed5ng\tng\u1ecdc.\tTh\u00e1nh\tPeter\tki\u1ec3m\ttra\th\u1ed3\ts\u01a1\tanh\tta v\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dAh,\tcon\tl\u00e0\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\t\u2013\tcon\t\u1edf\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00fang\tch\u1ed7.\u201d\tV\u00ec\tv\u1eady\tvi\u00ean\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\ttr\u00ecnh di\u1ec7n\t c\u1ed5ng\t \u0111\u1ecba\t ng\u1ee5c\t v\u00e0\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t cho\t v\u00e0o.\t Ch\u1eb3ng\t bao\t l\u00e2u\t sau,\t vi\u00ean\t k\u1ef9\t s\u01b0\t kh\u00f4ng h\u00e0i\t l\u00f2ng\t v\u1edbi\t m\u1ee9c\t \u0111\u1ed9\t ti\u1ec7n\t nghi\t c\u1ee7a\t \u0111\u1ecba\t ng\u1ee5c,\t v\u00e0\t b\u1eaft\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t thi\u1ebft\t k\u1ebf\t v\u00e0\t l\u00e0m\t ra nh\u1eefng\t\u0111\u1ed3\tc\u1ea3i\tti\u1ebfn.\tM\u1ed9t\tth\u1eddi\tgian\tsau,\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00f3\tc\u00f3\tm\u00e1y\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\th\u00f2a\tnhi\u1ec7t\t\u0111\u1ed9,\ttoa\tl\u00e9t d\u1ed9i\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tv\u00e0\tc\u1ea7u\tthang\tt\u1ef1\t\u0111\u1ed9ng,\tv\u00e0\tvi\u00ean\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\ttr\u1edf\tth\u00e0nh\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkh\u00e1\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c y\u00eau\tm\u1ebfn. M\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y\tkia,\tTh\u01b0\u1ee3ng\t\u0110\u1ebf\tg\u1ecdi\tSa\tt\u0103ng\ttrong\t\u0111i\u1ec7n\ttho\u1ea1i\tv\u00e0\th\u1ecfi\tv\u1edbi\tgi\u1ecdng\tch\u1ebf nh\u1ea1o:\u201dSao,\t s\u1ef1\t vi\u1ec7c\t \u1edf\t \u0111\u1ecba\t ng\u1ee5c\t ra\t sao\t r\u1ed3i?\u201d\t Sa\t t\u0103ng\t tr\u1ea3\t l\u1eddi:\u201d\u00c0,\t r\u1ea5t\t tuy\u1ec7t. Ch\u00fang\tt\u00f4i\tc\u00f3\tm\u00e1y\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\th\u00f2a\tnhi\u1ec7t\t\u0111\u1ed9,\ttoa\tl\u00e9t\td\u1ed9i\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tv\u00e0\tc\u1ea7u\tthang\tt\u1ef1\t\u0111\u1ed9ng, v\u00e0\tkh\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tg\u00ec\t\u0111\u1ec3\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1ec1\tvi\u00ean\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\tn\u00e0y\ts\u1ebd\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec\tti\u1ebfp\tn\u1eefa.\u201d\tTh\u01b0\u1ee3ng\t\u0110\u1ec1\ttr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi:\u201dC\u00e1i\t g\u00ec\t ???\t C\u00e1c\t ng\u00e0i\t c\u00f3\t m\u1ed9t\t k\u1ef9\t s\u01b0\t \u00e0\t ?\t \u0110\u00f3\t l\u00e0\t m\u1ed9t\t sai\t s\u00f3t\t \u2013\t c\u00f3\t l\u1ebd\t anh\t ta kh\u00f4ng\t bao\t gi\u1edd\t ng\u1eabu\t nhi\u00ean\t xu\u1ed1ng\t \u0111\u00f3\t c\u1ea3;\t h\u00e3y\t g\u1eedi\t anh\t ta\t l\u00ean\t \u0111\u00e2y.\u201d\t Sa\t t\u0103ng n\u00f3i:\u201d\tKh\u00f4ng\tbao\tgi\u1edd!\tT\u00f4i\tth\u00edch\tc\u00f3\tm\u1ed9t\tk\u1ef9\ts\u01b0\ttrong\th\u1ed9i\t\u0111\u1ed3ng,\tv\u00e0\tt\u00f4i\tgi\u1eef\tanh ta\tl\u1ea1i.\u201d\tTh\u01b0\u1ee3ng\t\u0110\u1ebf\tn\u00f3i:\u201dH\u00e3y\tg\u1eedi\tanh\tta\tl\u00ean\t\u0111\u00e2y\ttr\u1edf\tl\u1ea1i\tho\u1eb7c\tt\u00f4i\ts\u1ebd\tki\u1ec7n.\u201d\tSa t\u0103ng\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tn\u00f4n\tru\u1ed9t\tv\u00e0\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi:\u201d\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c\tr\u1ed3i.\tV\u00e0\tc\u00e1c\tng\u00e0i\ts\u1ebd\tl\u1ea5y\tlu\u1eadt\ts\u01b0\t\u1edf\t\u0111\u00e2u?\u201d T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c 116\tTHERE\u2019S\tNOTHING\tI\tCAN\tDO\tABOUT\tIT A\t customer\t moves\t away\t from\t a\t bank\t window,\t counts\t his\t change,\t and\t then goes\tback\tand\tsays\tto\tthe\tcashier,\t\\\"Hey,\tyou\tgave\tme\tthe\twrong\tchange!\\\" \\\"Sir,\tyou\tstepped\taway\tfrom\tthe\tcounter,\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tcashier.\t\\\"We\tdon\tt\tmake corrections\tafter\tyou\tleave.\tThere\ts\tnothing\tI\tcan\tdo\tabout\tit\tnow.\tThat\ts\tthe policy\tof\tthis\tbank.\\\"","\\\"Well,\tok,\\\"\tanswered\tthe\tcustomer.\t\\\"Just\tthought\tyou\td\tlike\tto\tknow\tthat\tyou gave\tme\tan\textra\ttwenty.\tBye.\\\" T\u00d4I\tKH\u00d4NG\tTH\u1ec2\tL\u00c0M\tG\u00cc\tV\u1ec0\tVI\u1ec6C\t\u1ea4Y M\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkh\u00e1ch\t\u0111i\tkh\u1ecfi\tqu\u1ea7y\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e2n\th\u00e0ng,\t\u0111\u1ebfm\tti\u1ec1n\t\u0111\u1ed5i,\tv\u00e0\tsau\t\u0111\u00f3\tquay l\u1ea1i\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1edbi\tth\u1ee7\tqu\u1ef9:\u201d\tN\u00e0y,\tc\u00f4\t\u0111\u00e3\t\u0111\u01b0a\tt\u00f4i\ts\u1ed1\tti\u1ec1n\t\u0111\u1ed5i\tkh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00fang!\u201d \u201cTh\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e3\tb\u01b0\u1edbc\t\u0111i\tkh\u1ecfi\tghi\ts\u00ea,\u201d\tth\u1ee7\tqu\u1ef9\tn\u00f3i.\t\u201cCh\u00fang\tt\u00f4i\tkh\u00f4ng\ts\u1eeda sai\tsau\tkhi\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111i.B\u00e2y\tgi\u1edd\tt\u00f4i\tkh\u00f4ng\tth\u1ec3\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec\tv\u1ec1\tvi\u1ec7c\t\u1ea5y.\t\u0110\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tch\u00ednh\ts\u00e1ch ng\u00e2n\th\u00e0ng\tn\u00e0y.\u201d \u201c\u1ed2,\tth\u00f4i\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c,\u201d\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tkh\u00e1ch\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi.\t\u201c\tT\u00f4i\tch\u1ec9\tngh\u0129\tc\u00f4\tmu\u1ed1n\tbi\u1ebft\tr\u1eb1ng\tc\u00f4\t\u0111\u01b0a t\u00f4i\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u1edd\thai\tm\u01b0\u01a1i\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\td\u01b0.\tT\u1ea1m\tbi\u1ec7t.\u201d 117\tAN\tORGANIZATION\tIS\tLIKE\tA\tTREE FULL\tOF\tMONKEYS An\torganization\tis\tlike\ta\ttree\tfull\tof\tmonkeys. They\tare\tall\ton\tdifferent\tlimbs\tat\tdifferent\tlevels. Some\tare\tclimbing\tup.\tSome\tare\tclimbing\tdown. The\tmonkeys\ton\tthe\ttop\tlook\tdown\tand\tsee\ta\ttree\tfull\tof\tsmiling\tfaces. The\tmonkeys\ton\tthe\tbottom\tlook\tup\tand\tsee\tnothing\tbut\ta\tbunch\tof\tassholes. M\u1ed8T\tT\u1ed4\tCH\u1ee8C\tTH\u00cc\tGI\u1ed0NG\tNH\u01af\tM\u1ed8T\tC\u00c2Y","\u0110\u1ea6Y\tNH\u1eeeNG\tCON\tKH\u1ec8 M\u1ed9t\tt\u1ed5\tch\u1ee9c\tth\u00ec\tgi\u1ed1ng\tnh\u01b0\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e2y\t\u0111\u1ea7y\tnh\u1eefng\tcon\tkh\u1ec9. Nh\u00e2n\tvi\u00ean\tt\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3\t\u0111\u1ec1u\t\u1edf\tnh\u1eefng\tc\u00e0nh\tkh\u00e1c\tnhau\t\u1edf\tnh\u1eefng\tv\u1ecb\ttr\u00ed\tkh\u00e1c\tnhau. M\u1ed9t\ts\u1ed1\ttr\u00e8o\tl\u00ean\ttr\u00ean.M\u1ed9t\ts\u1ed1\ttr\u00e8o\txu\u1ed1ng\td\u01b0\u1edbi Nh\u1eefng\t con\t kh\u1ec9\t \u1edf\t ng\u1ecdn\t c\u00e2y\t nh\u00ecn\t xu\u1ed1ng\t v\u00e0\t th\u1ea5y\t m\u1ed9t\t c\u00e2y\t \u0111\u1ea7y\t nh\u1eefng\t b\u1ed9\t m\u1eb7t t\u01b0\u01a1i\tc\u01b0\u1eddi. Nh\u1eefng\tcon\tkh\u1ec9\t\u1edf\td\u01b0\u1edbi\tnh\u00ecn\tl\u00ean\tv\u00e0\tkh\u00f4ng\tth\u1ea5y\tg\u00ec\ttr\u1eeb\tnh\u1eefng\tc\u00e1i\t\u201cl\u1ed7\th\u1eadu\u201d. 118\tI\tDON\u2019T\tCALL\tANYONE\tBY\tTHEIR\tFIRST\tNAME The\tmanager\tof\ta\tlarge\toffice\tnoticed\tone\tof\this\tdepartment\theads\thad\thired a\t new\t man,\t so\t the\t boss\t called\t him\t into\t his\t office\t for\t a\t little\t orientation speech.\t\\\"What\tis\tyour\tname?\\\"\the\tasked. \\\"John,\\\"\tthe\tnew\tguy\treplied. The\tmanager\tscowled,\t\\\"Look,\tI\tdon\tt\tknow\twhat\tkind\tof\tplace\tyou\tworked at\tbefore,\tbut\tI\tdon\tt\tcall\tanyone\tby\ttheir\tfirst\tname.\tIt\tbreeds\tfamiliarity\tand that\tleads\tto\ta\tbreakdown\tin\tauthority.\tI\trefer\tto\tmy\temployees\tby\ttheir\tlast names\t only\t -\t Smith,\t Jones,\t Baker\t -\t that\t s\t all.\t I\t am\t to\t be\t referred\t to\t only\t as Mr.\tRobertson.\tNow\tthat\twe\tgot\tthat\tstraight,\twhat\tis\tyour\tlast\tname?\\\" The\tnew\tguy\tsighed\tand\tsaid,\t\\\"Darling.\tJohn\tDarling.\\\"","\\\"Okay,\tJohn,\tthe\tnext\tthing\tI\twant\tto\ttell\tyou\tis...\\\" T\u00d4I\tKH\u00d4NG\tG\u1eccI\tB\u1ea4Y\tC\u1ee8\tNG\u01af\u1edcI\tN\u00c0O B\u1eb0NG\tT\u00caN\tRI\u00caNG\tC\u1ee6A\tH\u1ecc Gi\u00e1m\t\u0111\u1ed1c\tc\u1ee7a\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u01a1\tquan\tl\u1edbn\tch\u00fa\t\u00fd\tm\u1ed9t\ttrong\tnh\u1eefng\ttr\u01b0\u1edfng\tph\u00f2ng\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng ta\t\u0111\u00e3\tthu\u00ea\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tm\u1edbi,\tv\u00ec\tth\u1ebf\t\u00f4ng\tgi\u00e1m\t\u0111\u1ed1c\tg\u1ecdi\tanh\tta\tv\u00e0o\tc\u01a1\tquan\t\u0111\u1ec3\tn\u00f3i chuy\u1ec7n\tgi\u1edbi\tthi\u1ec7u\ttrong\tgi\u00e2y\tl\u00e1t. \u201cT\u00ean\tanh\tl\u00e0\tg\u00ec?\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tta\th\u1ecfi. \u201cJohn,\u201d\tnh\u00e2n\tvi\u00ean\tm\u1edbi\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi. \u00d4ng\t gi\u00e1m\t \u0111\u1ed1c\t qu\u1eafc\t m\u1eaft:\u201d\t H\u00e3y\t xem,\t t\u00f4i\t kh\u00f4ng\t bi\u1ebft\t tr\u01b0\u1edbc\t \u0111\u00e2y\t anh\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c cho\t ki\u1ec3u\t c\u01a1\t quan\t n\u00e0o,\t nh\u01b0ng\t t\u00f4i\t kh\u00f4ng\t g\u1ecdi\t b\u1ea5t\t c\u1ee9\t ai\t b\u1eb1ng\t t\u00ean\t ri\u00eang\t c\u1ee7a h\u1ecd.N\u00f3\tg\u00e2y\tra\ts\u1ef1\tsu\u1ed3ng\ts\u00e3\tv\u00e0\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\t\u0111\u00f3\td\u1eabn\tt\u1edbi\tvi\u1ec7c\tm\u1ea5t\tquy\u1ec1n\tl\u1ef1c.T\u00f4i\tnh\u1eafc\t\u0111\u1ebfn ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t l\u00e0m\t c\u1ee7a\t t\u00f4i\t b\u1eb1ng\t h\u1ecd\t c\u1ee7a\t h\u1ecd\t th\u00f4i\t -\t Smith,\t Jones,\t Baker\t \u2013\t th\u1ebf\t th\u00f4i.T\u00f4i ph\u1ea3i\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tg\u1ecdi\tl\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tRobertson\tth\u00f4i.V\u00ec\tch\u00fang\tta\t\u0111\u00e3\thi\u1ec3u\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\t\u0111\u00f3\tr\u00f5\tr\u00e0ng,\th\u1ecd c\u1ee7a\tanh\tl\u00e0\tg\u00ec?\u201d Nh\u00e2n\tvi\u00ean\tm\u1edbi\tth\u1edf\td\u00e0i\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i:\u201dDarling1.\tJohn\tDarling.\u201d \u201c\u0110\u01b0\u1ee3c\tr\u1ed3i,\tJohn,\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\tti\u1ebfp\ttheo\tt\u00f4i\tmu\u1ed1n\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1edbi\tanh\tl\u00e0\t\u2026\u201d 119\tI\u2019M\tTHE\tBOSS! The\tboss\twas\tcomplaining\tin\tour\tstaff\tmeeting\tthe\tother\tday\tthat\the\twasn\tt getting\t any\t respect.\t Later\t that\t morning\t he\t went\t to\t a\t local\t sign\t shop\t and bought\ta\tsmall\tsign\tthat\tread:","\\\"I\tm\tthe\tBoss!\\\" He\tthen\ttaped\tit\tto\this\toffice\tdoor. Later\t that\t day\t when\t he\t returned\t from\t lunch,\t he\t found\t that\t someone\t had taped\t a\t note\t to\t the\t sign\t that\t said:\\\"Your\t wife\t called,\t she\t wants\t her\t sign back!\\\" T\u00d4I\tL\u00c0\t\u00d4NG\tCH\u1ee6! Trong\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y\tkia,\t\u00f4ng\tch\u1ee7\t\u0111ang\tthan\tphi\u1ec1n\ttrong\tcu\u1ed9c\th\u1ecdp\tnh\u00e2n\tvi\u00ean\tr\u1eb1ng \u00f4ng\t kh\u00f4ng\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t k\u00ednh\t tr\u1ecdng\t t\u00ed\t n\u00e0o.\t Sau\t \u0111\u00f3,\t trong\t bu\u1ed5i\t s\u00e1ng\t h\u00f4m\t \u1ea5y,\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111i t\u1edbi\tm\u1ed9t\tqu\u1ea7y\tbi\u1ec3n\thi\u1ec7u\ttrong\tv\u00f9ng\tv\u00e0\tmua\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u1ea5m\tb\u1ea3ng\tnh\u1ecf\t\u0111\u1ec1:\u201d\tT\u00f4i\tl\u00e0\t\u00f4ng ch\u1ee7!\u201d Sau\t\u0111\u00f3\t\u00f4ng\tbu\u1ed9c\tv\u00e0o\tc\u1eeda\tv\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng. Sau\t\u0111\u00f3,\ttrong\tng\u00e0y\th\u00f4m\t\u0111\u00f3\tkhi\t\u00f4ng\tquay\tl\u1ea1i\tsau\tkhi\t\u0103n\ttr\u01b0a,\t\u00f4ng\tth\u1ea5y\tr\u1eb1ng\tai \u0111\u00f3\t\u0111\u00e3\tbu\u1ed9c\tm\u1ed9t\tghi\tch\u00fa\tv\u00e0o\tt\u1ea5m\tb\u1ea3ng\tghi\tl\u00e0:\u201dV\u1ee3\t\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00e3\tg\u1ecdi,\tb\u00e0\t\u1ea5y\tmu\u1ed1n\tl\u1ea5y l\u1ea1i\tc\u00e1i\tb\u1ea3ng!\u201d 120\tTHE\tUSHER\u2019S\tREVENGE A\t man\t had\t a\t ticket\t for\t the\t theater\t but\t when\t he\t was\t seated\t by\t the\t usher,\t he found\tthat\the\twas\ttoo\tfar\tfrom\tthe\tstage. He\t whispered\t to\t the\t usher,\t \\\"This\t is\t a\t mystery\t play,\t and\t I\t have\t to\t watch\t a mystery\tclose\tup.\tGet\tme\ta\tbetter\tseat,\tand\tI\tll\tgive\tyou\ta\thandsome\ttip.\\\"","The\t usher\t moves\t him\t into\t the\t second\t row,\t and\t the\t man\t hands\t the\t usher\t a quarter. The\tusher\tlooks\tat\tthe\tquarter,\tfrowns\tat\thim,\tthen\tleans\tover\tand\twhispers, \\\"The\twife\tdid\tit.\\\" S\u1ef0\tTR\u1ea2\tTH\u00d9\tC\u1ee6A\tNG\u01af\u1edcI\tD\u1eaaN\tCH\u1ed6 M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t c\u00f3\t m\u1ed9t\t v\u00e9\t r\u1ea1p\t h\u00e1t\t nh\u01b0ng\t khi\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t ng\u1ed3i\t xu\u1ed1ng\t theo h\u01b0\u1edbng\td\u1eabn\tc\u1ee7a\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\td\u1eabn\tch\u1ed7\tth\u00ec\t\u00f4ng\tta\tth\u1ea5y\tra\tl\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tta\tqu\u00e1\txa\ts\u00e2n\tkh\u1ea5u. \u00d4ng\tta\tth\u00ec\tth\u1ea7m\tv\u1edbi\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\td\u1eabn\tch\u1ed7:\u201d\u0110\u00e2y\tl\u00e0\tv\u1edf\tk\u1ecbch\tb\u00ed\t\u1ea9n\tc\u1ee7a\tt\u00f4i,\tv\u00e0\tt\u00f4i\tph\u1ea3i xem\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\tb\u00ed\t\u1ea9n\tk\u1ebft\tth\u00fac.\tH\u00e3y\tcho\tt\u00f4i\tch\u1ed7\tng\u1ed3i\tt\u1ed1t\th\u01a1n,\tv\u00e0\tt\u00f4i\ts\u1ebd\tcho\tanh\tti\u1ec1n l\u00f3t\ttay\th\u1eadu\th\u0129nh.\u201d Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t d\u1eabn\t ch\u1ed7\t chuy\u1ec3n\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t t\u1edbi\t h\u00e0ng\t gh\u1ebf\t th\u1ee9\t hai,\t v\u00e0\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111\u01b0a ng\u01b0\u1eddi\td\u1eabn\tch\u1ed7\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u1edd\t25\txen. Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t d\u1eabn\t ch\u1ed7\t nh\u00ecn\t t\u1edd\t 25\t xen,\t cau\t m\u00e0y\t ,\t sau\t \u0111\u00f3\t c\u00fai\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t v\u00e0\t th\u00ec th\u1ea7m:\u201dNg\u01b0\u1eddi\tv\u1ee3\tl\u00e0m\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\t\u0111\u00f3.\u201d 121\tWANT\tA\tDAY\tOFF\tWORK? So\tyou\twant\ta\tday\toff.\tLet\ts\ttake\ta\tlook\tat\twhat\tyou\tare\tasking\tfor.\tThere\tare 365\tdays\tper\tyear\tavailable\tfor\twork.\tThere\tare\t52\tweeks\tper\tyear\tin\twhich you\talready\thave\t2\tdays\toff\tper\tweek,\tleaving\t261\tdays\tavailable\tfor\twork. Since\tyou\tspend\t16\thours\teach\tday\taway\tfrom\twork,\tyou\thave\tused\tup\t170 days,\t leaving\t only\t 91\t days\t available.\t You\t spend\t 30\t minutes\t each\t day\t on coffee\t break\t which\t counts\t for\t 23\t days\t each\t year,\t leaving\t only\t 68\t days available.\t With\t a\t 1\t hour\t lunch\t each\t day,\t you\t used\t up\t another\t 46\t days,","leaving\tonly\t22\tdays\tavailable\tfor\twork.\tYou\tnormally\tspend\t2\tdays\tper\tyear on\tsick\tleave.\tThis\tleaves\tyou\tonly\t20\tdays\tper\tyear\tavailable\tfor\twork.\tWe are\t off\t 5\t holidays\t per\t year,\t so\t your\t available\t working\t time\t is\t down\t to\t 15 days.\tWe\tgenerously\tgive\t14\tdays\tvacation\tper\tyear\twhich\tleaves\tonly\t1\tday available\tfor\twork\tand\tI\tll\tbe\tdarned\tif\tyou\tare\tgoing\tto\ttake\tthat\tday\toff! MU\u1ed0N\tNGH\u1ec8\tL\u00c0M\tVI\u1ec6C\tM\u1ed8T\tNG\u00c0Y\t\u01af? V\u1eady\tl\u00e0\tb\u1ea1n\tmu\u1ed1n\tngh\u1ec9\tvi\u1ec7c\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y.\tCh\u00fang\tta\th\u00e3y\tnh\u00ecn\txem\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111ang\t\u0111\u00f2i h\u1ecfi\tc\u00e1i\tg\u00ec. C\u00f3\t365\tng\u00e0y\tm\u1ed9t\tn\u0103m\t\u0111\u1ec3\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c.\tC\u00f3\t52\ttu\u1ea7n\tm\u1ed9t\tn\u0103m\ttrong\t\u0111\u00f3\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u00e3\tc\u00f3 s\u1eb5n\t 2\t ng\u00e0y\t ngh\u0129\t m\u1ed7i\t tu\u1ea7n,\t cho\t n\u00ean\t ch\u1ec9\t c\u00f2n\t 261\t ng\u00e0y\t \u0111\u1ec3\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c.\t V\u00ec\t b\u1ea1n d\u00f9ng\t 16\t ti\u1ebfng\t m\u1ed7i\t ng\u00e0y\t kh\u00f4ng\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c,\t b\u1ea1n\t \u0111\u00e3\t s\u1eed\t d\u1ee5ng\t 170\t ng\u00e0y,\t ch\u1ec9\t c\u00f2n 91\t ng\u00e0y\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c.\t B\u1ea1n\t d\u00f9ng\t 30\t ph\u00fat\t m\u1ed7i\t ng\u00e0y\t ngh\u1ec9\t u\u1ed1ng\t c\u00e0\t ph\u00ea,\t t\u00ednh\t ra th\u00e0nh\t23\tng\u00e0y\tm\u1ed7i\tn\u0103m,\tch\u1ec9\tc\u00f2n\t68\tng\u00e0y\t\u0111\u1ec3\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c.\tV\u1edbi\tm\u1ed9t\tti\u1ebfng\t\u0111\u1ed3ng\th\u1ed3 \u0103n\t tr\u01b0a\t m\u1ed7i\t ng\u00e0y,\t b\u1ea1n\t \u0111\u00e3\t d\u00f9ng\t h\u1ebft\t 46\t ng\u00e0y,\t ch\u1ec9\t c\u00f2n\t l\u1ea1i\t 22\t ng\u00e0y\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c. Th\u01b0\u1eddng\tb\u1ea1n\tngh\u1ec9\tb\u1ec7nh\t2\tng\u00e0y\tm\u1ed7i\tn\u0103m.\t\u0110i\u1ec1u\tn\u00e0y\tl\u00e0m\tb\u1ea1n\tch\u1ec9\tc\u00f2n\t20\tng\u00e0y l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c.\t Ch\u00fang\t ta\t c\u00f3\t 5\t ng\u00e0y\t ngh\u1ec9\t l\u1ec5\t m\u1ed7i\t n\u0103m,\t v\u1eady\t n\u00ean\t th\u1eddi\t gian\t l\u00e0mvi\u1ec7c c\u1ee7a\tch\u00fang\tta\tr\u00fat\txu\u1ed1ng\tc\u00f2n\t15\tng\u00e0y.\tCh\u00fang\tta\tth\u01b0\u1eddng\tr\u1ed9ng\tr\u00e3i\tngh\u1ec9\tph\u00e9p\t14 ng\u00e0y\t m\u1ed9t\t n\u0103m\t l\u00e0m\t cho\t ch\u00fang\t ta\t ch\u1ec9\t c\u00f2n\t m\u1ed9t\t ng\u00e0y\t \u0111\u1ec3\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c\t v\u00e0\t t\u00f4i\t s\u1ebd\t b\u1ecb nguy\u1ec1n\tr\u1ee7a\tn\u1ebfu\tb\u1ea1n\tt\u00ednh\tngh\u1ec9\tng\u00e0y\t\u0111\u00f3! 122\tJAIL\tVS\tWORK IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tspend\tthe\tmajority\tof\tyour\ttime\tin\tan\t8X10\tcell. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tspend\tthe\tmajority\tof\tyour\ttime\tin\ta\t6X8\tcubicle. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\tthree\tmeals\ta\tday.","AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tonly\tget\ta\tbreak\tfor\tone\tmeal\tand\tyou\thave\tto\tpay\tfor\tit. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\ttime\toff\tfor\tgood\tbehavior. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\tmore\twork\tfor\tgood\tbehavior. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tthe\tguard\tlocks\tand\tunlocks\tall\tthe\tdoors\tfor\tyou. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tmust\tcarry\taround\ta\tsecurity\tcard\tand\topen\tall\tthe\tdoors for\tyourself. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tcan\twatch\tTV\tand\tplay\tgames. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\tfired\tfor\twatching\tTV\tand\tplaying\tgames. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\tyour\town\ttoilet. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\thave\tto\tshare\twith\tsome\tidiot\twho\tpees\ton\tthe\tseat. IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tthey\tallow\tyour\tfamily\tand\tfriends\tto\tvisit. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tcan\tt\teven\tspeak\tto\tyour\tfamily. IN\t PRISON\t .\t .\t .\t all\t expenses\t are\t paid\t by\t the\t taxpayers\t with\t no\t work required. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tget\tto\tpay\tall\tthe\texpenses\tto\tgo\tto\twork\tand\tthen\tthey deduct\ttaxes\tfrom\tyour\tsalary\tto\tpay\tfor\tprisoners.","IN\tPRISON\t.\t.\t.\tyou\tmust\tdeal\twith\tsadistic\twardens. AT\tWORK\t.\t.\t.\tthey\tare\tcalled\tmanagers. So\t.\t.\t.\twhy\tis\tit\tagain\tthat\twe\twork? NH\u00c0\tT\u00d9\t\u0110\u1ed0I\tL\u1ea0I\tN\u01a0I\tL\u00c0M\tVI\u1ec6C Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tph\u1ea7n\tl\u1edbn\tth\u1eddi\tgian\tb\u1ea1n\t\u1edf\ttrong\tx\u00e0\tlim\t8X10. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tph\u1ea7n\tl\u1edbn\tth\u1eddi\tgian\tb\u1ea1n\t\u1edf\ttrong\tc\u0103n\tph\u00f2ng\tnh\u1ecf\t6X8 Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0103n\tba\tb\u1eefa\tm\u1ed9t\tng\u00e0y. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tb\u1ea1n\tch\u1ec9\tngh\u1ec9\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u00fac\t\u0111\u1ec3\t\u0103n\tv\u00e0\tb\u1ea1n\tph\u1ea3i\ttr\u1ea3\tti\u1ec1n. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tB\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tgi\u1ea3m\tth\u1eddi\tgian\tv\u00ec\th\u00e0nh\tx\u1eed\tt\u1ed1t. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tnh\u1eadn\tth\u00eam\tc\u00f4ng\tvi\u1ec7c\tv\u00ec\th\u00e0nh\tx\u1eed\tt\u1ed1t. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tNg\u01b0\u1eddi\tg\u00e1c\tc\u1eeda\tkh\u00f3a\tv\u00e0\tm\u1edf\tkh\u00f3a\tt\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3\tc\u00e1c\tc\u00e1nh\tc\u1eeda\tcho\tb\u1ea1n. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tph\u1ea3i\tmang\ttheo\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u1ea5m\tth\u1ebb\tan\tninh\tv\u00e0\tt\u1ef1\tm\u1edf\tt\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3 c\u00e1c\tc\u00e1nh\tc\u1eeda. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\txem\ttivi\tv\u00e0\tch\u01a1i\tgame. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tb\u1ecb\t\u0111u\u1ed5i\tv\u00ec\txem\ttivi\tv\u00e0\tch\u01a1i\tgame. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tc\u00f3\ttoal\u00e9t\tri\u00eang.","T\u1ea1i\t n\u01a1i\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c\t ...\t B\u1ea1n\t ph\u1ea3i\t x\u00e0i\t chung\t v\u1edbi\t th\u1eb1ng\t ng\u1ed1\t n\u00e0o\t \u0111\u00f3\t ti\u1ec3u\t l\u00ean\t ch\u1ed7 ng\u1ed3i. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tH\u1ecd\tcho\tph\u00e9p\tgia\t\u0111\u00ecnh\tv\u00e0\tb\u1ea1n\tb\u00e8\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tth\u0103m. T\u1ea1i\t n\u01a1i\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c\t ...\t Th\u1eadm\t ch\u00ed\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t n\u00f3i\t chuy\u1ec7n\t v\u1edbi\t gia\t \u0111\u00ecnh\t b\u1ea1n\t c\u0169ng\t kh\u00f4ng th\u1ec3\tl\u00e0m. Trong\t t\u00f9\t ...\t T\u1ea5t\t c\u1ea3\t c\u00e1c\t kho\u1ea3n\t ti\u00eau\t x\u00e0i\t \u0111\u1ec1u\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00f3ng\t thu\u1ebf\t tr\u1ea3\t m\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng\t\u0111\u00f2i\th\u1ecfi\tb\u1ea1n\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c. T\u1ea1i\t n\u01a1i\t l\u00e0m\t vi\u1ec7c\t ...\t B\u1ea1n\t ph\u1ea3i\t tr\u1ea3\t cho\t t\u1ea5t\t c\u1ea3\t c\u00e1c\t kho\u1ea3n\t ti\u00eau\t x\u00e0i\t \u0111\u1ec3\t \u0111i\t l\u00e0m\t v\u00e0 sau\t\u0111\u00f3\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tta\tkh\u1ea5u\ttr\u1eeb\tthu\u1ebf\tt\u1eeb\tl\u01b0\u01a1ng\tc\u1ee7a\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u1ec3\ttr\u1ea3\tcho\tnh\u1eefng\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tt\u00f9. Trong\tt\u00f9\t...\tB\u1ea1n\tph\u1ea3i\t\u0111\u1ed1i\tph\u00f3\tv\u1edbi\tnh\u1eefng\tg\u00e1c\tng\u1ee5c\tt\u00e0n\t\u00e1c. T\u1ea1i\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c\t...\tB\u1ecdn\t\u0111\u00f3\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tg\u1ecdi\tl\u00e0\tnh\u1eefng\tqu\u1ea3n\ttr\u1ecb\tvi\u00ean. V\u1eady\t...\tm\u1ed9t\tl\u1ea7n\tn\u1eefa\tt\u1ea1i\tsao\tch\u00fang\tta\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c? 123\tSECRET\tOF\tYOUR\tSUCCESS\t\u2026 \\\"Sir,\tWhat\tis\tthe\tsecret\tof\tyour\tsuccess?\\\"\ta\treporter\tasked\ta\tbank\tpresident. \\\"Two\twords\\\" \\\"And,\tSir,what\tare\tthey?\\\" \\\"Right\tdecisions.\\\"","\\\"And\thow\tdo\tyou\tmake\tright\tdecisions?\\\" \\\"One\tword.\\\" \\\"And,sir,\tWhat\tis\tthat?\\\" \\\"Experience.\\\" \\\"And\thow\tdo\tyou\tget\tExperience?\\\" \\\"Two\twords\\\" \\\"And,\tSir,\twhat\tare\tthey?\\\" \\\"Wrong\tdecisions\\\" B\u00cd\tQUY\u1ebeT\tTH\u00c0NH\tC\u00d4NG\tC\u1ee6A\t\u00d4NG\t\u2026 \u201cTh\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\tb\u00ed\tquy\u1ebft\tth\u00e0nh\tc\u00f4ng\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tl\u00e0\tg\u00ec?\u201d\tm\u1ed9t\tph\u00f3ng\tvi\u00ean\th\u1ecfi\tm\u1ed9t\tch\u1ee7 t\u1ecbch\tng\u00e2n\th\u00e0ng. \u201cBa\tt\u1eeb\u201d \u201cV\u00e0,\tth\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\t\u0111\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tnh\u1eefng\tt\u1eeb\tn\u00e0o?\u201d \u201cNh\u1eefng\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\t\u0111\u00fang.\u201d \u201cV\u00e0\tl\u00e0m\tth\u1ebf\tn\u00e0o\t\u00f4ng\tl\u00e0m\tnh\u1eefng\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\t\u0111\u00fang?\u201d","\u201cM\u1ed9t\tt\u1eeb.\u201d \u201cV\u00e0,\tth\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\t\u0111\u00f3\tl\u00e0\tnh\u1eefng\tt\u1eeb\tn\u00e0o?\u201d \u201cKinh\tnghi\u1ec7m.\u201d \u201cV\u00e0\tl\u00e0m\tth\u1ebf\tn\u00e0o\t\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tkinh\tnghi\u1ec7m?\u201d \u201cBa\tt\u1eeb.\u201d \u201cV\u00e0,\tth\u01b0a\t\u00f4ng,\tnh\u1eefng\tt\u1eeb\tn\u00e0o?\u201d \u201cNh\u1eefng\tquy\u1ebft\t\u0111\u1ecbnh\tsai.\u201d","Truy\u1ec7n\tC\u01b0\u1eddi\tQu\u1ed1c\tt\u1ebf Song\tNg\u1eef\tAnh\t-\tVi\u1ec7t T\u1eadp\t5 124\tPLUNGING\t12\tFLOORS\tIN\t\u2026\tTHREE\tHOURS A\tman\twho\thad\tnever\tbeen\tlate\tfor\twork\tin\t40\tyears\tarrived\tone\tmorning\tat 11.30.\tThe\tboss\tglared\tand\tdemanded\tto\tknow\twhere\the\td\tbeen. The\t employee\t said,\t \\\"I\t had\t a\t giddy\t turn\t this\t morning\t and\t fell\t through\t a window\tin\tmy\tflat.\tI\tplunged\t12\tfloors\tand\tlanded\tin\ta\tswimming\tpool.\\\" \\\"And\tthat\ttook\tyou\tthree\thours?\\\"\troared\tthe\tboss. R\u01a0I\tQUA\t12\tT\u1ea6NG\tNH\u00c0\tTRONG\t\u2026\t3\tGI\u1edc M\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tch\u01b0a\tbao\tgi\u1edd\t\u0111i\tl\u00e0m\ttr\u1ec5\ttrong\t40\tn\u0103m\t\u0111\u00e3\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tn\u01a1i\tl\u00e0m\tvi\u1ec7c v\u00e0o\tbu\u1ed5i\ts\u00e1ng\tl\u00fac\t11:30.\u00d4ng\tch\u1ee7\tnh\u00ecn\ttr\u1eebng\ttr\u1eebng\tv\u00e0\ty\u00eau\tc\u1ea7u\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng cho\tbi\u1ebft\t\u0111\u00e3\t\u0111i\tnh\u1eefng\t\u0111\u00e2u. Ng\u01b0\u1eddi\tl\u00e0m\tc\u00f4ng\tn\u00f3i:\u201d\tT\u00f4i\tb\u1ecb\tch\u00f3ng\tm\u1eb7t\ts\u00e1ng\tnay\tv\u00e0\tng\u00e3\tqua\tc\u1eeda\ts\u1ed5\tc\u0103n\th\u1ed9 t\u00f4i.T\u00f4i\tr\u01a1i\tqua\t12\tt\u1ea7ng\tnh\u00e0\tv\u00e0\ttr\u00fang\tv\u00e0o\tm\u1ed9t\th\u1ed3\tb\u01a1i.\u201d \u201cV\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tr\u01a1i\tm\u1ea5t\t3\tgi\u1edd?\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tch\u1ee7\tg\u1ea7m\tl\u00ean. B\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tv\u00e0\tph\u00f2ng\tm\u1ea1ch 125\tWHY\tDO\tYOU\tWANT\tTO\tLIVE\tTO\tBE\tA\tHUNDRED?","A\t man\t asked\t his\t doctor\t if\t he\t d\t live\t to\t be\t a\t hundred.\t The\t doctor\t asked\t the man,\t\\\"Do\tyou\tsmoke\tor\tdrink?\\\" \\\"No,\\\"\the\treplied,\t\\\"I\tve\tnever\tdone\teither.\\\" \\\"Do\t you\t gamble,\t drive\t fast\t cars,\t or\t fool\t around\t with\t women?\\\"\t inquired\t the doctor. \\\"No,\tI\tve\tnever\tdone\tany\tof\tthose\tthings\teither.\\\" \\\"Well\tthen,\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tdoctor,\t\\\"why\tdo\tyou\twant\tto\tlive\tto\tbe\ta\thundred?\\\" T\u1ea0I\tSAO\t\u00d4NG\tMU\u1ed0N\tS\u1ed0NG\t\u0110\u1ebeN\tM\u1ed8T\tTR\u0102M\tTU\u1ed4I? M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t h\u1ecfi\t b\u00e1c\t s\u0129\t li\u1ec7u\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t c\u00f3\t s\u1ed1ng\t \u0111\u1ebfn\t m\u1ed9t\t tr\u0103m\t tu\u1ed5i\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c kh\u00f4ng.\t \u00d4ng\t b\u00e1c\t s\u0129\t h\u1ecfi\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng:\u201d\t \u00d4ng\t c\u00f3\t h\u00fat\t thu\u1ed1c\t hay\t u\u1ed1ng\t r\u01b0\u1ee3u kh\u00f4ng?\u201d \u201cKh\u00f4ng,\u201d\t\u00f4ng\tta\ttr\u1ea3\tl\u1eddi,\t\u201cT\u00f4i\tch\u01b0a\tbao\tgi\u1edd\tch\u01a1i\thai\tth\u1ee9\t\u1ea5y.\u201d \u201c\u00d4ng\tc\u00f3\tb\u00e0i\tb\u1ea1c,\tl\u00e1i\tnh\u1eefng\tchi\u1ebfc\txe\tch\u1ea1y\tnhanh\tho\u1eb7c\tm\u00ea\t\u0111\u00e0n\tb\u00e0\tkh\u00f4ng?\u201d\tb\u00e1c s\u0129\th\u1ecfi. \u201cKh\u00f4ng,\tt\u00f4i\tc\u0169ng\tch\u01b0a\tbao\tgi\u1edd\tl\u00e0m\tnh\u1eefng\tvi\u1ec7c\ttr\u00ean.\u201d \u201cV\u1eady\tth\u00ec,\u201d\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tn\u00f3i,\t\u201c\tt\u1ea1i\tsao\t\u00f4ng\tmu\u1ed1n\ts\u1ed1ng\t\u0111\u1ebfn\tm\u1ed9t\ttr\u0103m\ttu\u1ed5i?\u201d 126\tYOUR\tFIRST\tTIME It\u2019s\t your\t first\t time\t and\t as\t you\t lie\t back,\t your\t muscles\t tighten.\t You\t put\t him","off\tfor\ta\twhile,\tsearching\tfor\tan\texcuse,\tbut\the\trefuses\tto\tbe\tswayed. As\the\tapproaches\tyou,\the\tasks\tif\tyou\tare\tafraid. You\t shake\t your\t head\t bravely.\t He\t has\t had\t more\t experience\t but\t it\u2019s\t the\t first time\this\tfinger\thas\tfound\tthe\tright\tplace. He\t probes\t deeply\t and\t you\t shiver;\t your\t body\t tenses\t but\t he\t is\t gentle\t as\t he promised\t he\t would\t be.\t He\t looks\t deeply\t within\t your\t eyes\t and\t tells\t you\t to trust\t him,\t he\t has\t done\t this\t many\t times\t before.\t His\t cool\t smile\t relaxes\t you and\tyou\topen\twider to\tgive\thim\tmore\troom\tfor\teasy\tentrance. You\tbegin\tto\tplead\twith\thim\tto\thurry,\tbut\the\tslowly\ttakes\this\ttime\twanting to\tcause\tyou\tas\tlittle\tpain\tas\tpossible. As\the\tpresses\tcloser,\tgoing\tdeeper,\tyou\tfeel\tthe\ttissue\tgive\taway.\tPain\tsurges throughout\tyour\tbody\tand\tyou\tfeel\ta\tslight\ttrickle\tof\tblood.\tHe\tcontinues\tand looks\tat\tyou\twith\ta\tconcerned\tlook\tand\tasks\tyou\tif\tit\u2019s\ttoo\tpainful. Your\teyes\tare\tfilled\twith\ttears,\tbut\tyou\tshake\tyour\thead\tand\tnod\tfor\thim\tto go\ton. He\t begins\t moving\t in\t and\t out\t with\t skill\t but\t you\t are\t too\t numb\t to\t feel\t him within\t you.\t After\t a\t few\t frenzied\t moments,\t you\t feel\t something\t burst\t within you\tand\the\tpulls\tit\tout\tof\tyou.\tYou\tlay\tpanting\tand\tglad\tto\thave\tit\tover.\tHe looks\tat\tyou\tsmiling\twarmly,\ttells\tyou\tthat\tyou\thave\tbeen\this\tmost\tstubborn but\tyet\trewarding\texperience.","You\t smile\t and\t thank\t your\t dentist.\t After\t all\t it\t was\t your\t first\t time\t having\t a tooth\tpulled. L\u1ea6N\t\u0110\u1ea6U\tTI\u00caN\tC\u1ee6A\tB\u1ea0N \u0110\u00f3\t l\u00e0\t l\u1ea7n\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t ti\u00ean\t c\u1ee7a\t b\u1ea1n\t v\u00e0\t trong\t khi\t b\u1ea1n\t n\u1eb1m\t ng\u1eeda,\t c\u00e1c\t c\u01a1\t c\u1ee7a\t b\u1ea1n\t th\u1eaft l\u1ea1i.B\u1ea1n\t l\u00e0m\t anh\t \u1ea5y\t b\u1ed1i\t r\u1ed1i\t m\u1ed9t\t l\u00e1t,\t t\u00ecm\t m\u1ed9t\t c\u00e1i\t c\u1edb,\t nh\u01b0ng\t anh\t \u1ea5y\t t\u1eeb\t ch\u1ed1i\t b\u1ecb b\u1ea1n\tthay\t\u0111\u1ed5i\t\u00fd\tki\u1ebfn. Trong\tl\u00fac\tanh\t\u1ea5y\tti\u1ebfp\tc\u1eadn\tb\u1ea1n,\tanh\t\u1ea5y\th\u1ecfi\tb\u1ea1n\tc\u00f3\ts\u1ee3\tkh\u00f4ng. B\u1ea1n\tl\u1eafc\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1ch\td\u0169ng\tc\u1ea3m.\tAnh\t\u1ea5y\t\u0111\u00e3\tc\u00f3\tnhi\u1ec1u\tkinh\tnghi\u1ec7m\tnh\u01b0ng\t\u0111\u00e2y l\u00e0\tl\u1ea7n\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean\tng\u00f3n\ttay\tanh\t\u1ea5y\t\u0111\u00e3\tt\u00ecm\t\u0111\u00fang\tch\u1ed7. Anh\tta\tth\u0103m\td\u00f2\ts\u00e2u\tv\u00e0\tb\u1ea1n\tr\u00f9ng\tm\u00ecnh;\tc\u01a1\tth\u1ec3\tb\u1ea1n\tc\u0103ng\tth\u1eb3ng\tnh\u01b0ng\tanh\t\u1ea5y nh\u1eb9\tnh\u00e0ng\tnh\u01b0\tanh\t\u1ea5y\th\u1ee9a\tanh\t\u1ea5y\ts\u1ebd\tnh\u01b0\tth\u1ebf.\tAnh\t\u1ea5y\tnh\u00ecn\ts\u00e2u\tv\u00e0o\t\u0111\u00f4i\tm\u1eaft b\u1ea1n\t v\u00e0\t b\u1ea3o\t b\u1ea1n\t tin\t anh\t ta,\t anh\t ta\t \u0111\u00e3\t l\u00e0m\t \u0111i\u1ec1u\t n\u00e0y\t nhi\u1ec1u\t l\u1ea7n\t tr\u01b0\u1edbc\t \u0111\u00e2y.\t N\u1ee5 c\u01b0\u1eddi\t tr\u1ea7m\t t\u0129nh\t c\u1ee7a\t anh\t \u1ea5y\t l\u00e0m\t b\u1ea1n\t b\u1edbt\t c\u0103ng\t th\u1eb3ng\t v\u00e0\t b\u1ea1n\t m\u1edf\t r\u1ed9ng\t h\u01a1n\t \u0111\u1ec3 anh\t\u1ea5y\tc\u00f3\tnhi\u1ec1u\tch\u1ed7\th\u01a1n\t\u0111\u1ec3\td\u1ec5\tv\u00e0o\th\u01a1n. B\u1ea1n\t b\u1eaft\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t xin\t anh\t \u1ea5y\t nhanh\t l\u00ean,\t nh\u01b0ng\t anh\t \u1ea5y\t t\u1eeb\t t\u1eeb\t theo\t \u0111\u00fang\t th\u1eddi\t \u0111i\u1ec3m mu\u1ed1n\tl\u00e0m\tcho\tb\u1ea1n\t\u00edt\t\u0111au\tnh\u1ea5t\tm\u00e0\tanh\t\u1ea5y\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3. Trong\tl\u00fac\tanh\t\u1ea5y\tsi\u1ebft\tch\u1eb7t\ts\u00e1t\th\u01a1n,\tv\u00e0o\ts\u00e2u\th\u01a1n,\tb\u1ea1n\tc\u1ea3m\tth\u1ea5y\tm\u00f4\t\u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tl\u1ea5y \u0111i.S\u1ef1\t \u0111au\t \u0111\u1edbn\t tr\u00e0n\t d\u00e2ng\t kh\u1eafp\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t b\u1ea1n\t v\u00e0\t b\u1ea1n\t c\u1ea3m\t nh\u1eadn\t m\u1ed9t\t d\u00f2ng\t m\u00e1u nh\u1ecf.Anh\t\u1ea5y\tti\u1ebfp\tt\u1ee5c\tv\u00e0\tnh\u00ecn\tv\u00e0o\tb\u1ea1n\tv\u1edbi\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\tnh\u00ecn\tquan\tt\u00e2m\tv\u00e0\th\u1ecfi\tb\u1ea1n\tc\u00f3 \u0111au\t\u0111\u1edbn\tl\u1eafm\tkh\u00f4ng. M\u1eaft\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u1ea7y\tn\u01b0\u1edbc\tm\u1eaft,\tnh\u01b0ng\tb\u1ea1n\tl\u1eafc\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tv\u00e0\tg\u1eadt\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tcho\tanh\t\u1ea5y\tti\u1ebfp\tt\u1ee5c.","Anh\t\u1ea5y\tb\u1eaft\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tchuy\u1ec3n\t\u0111\u1ed9ng\tv\u00e0o\tv\u00e0\tra\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1ch\tkh\u00e9o\tl\u00e9o\tnh\u01b0ng\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u00e3\tch\u1ebft l\u1eb7ng\t\u0111i\t\u0111\u1ec3\tc\u1ea3m\tnh\u1eadn\tanh\t\u1ea5y\ttrong\tb\u1ea1n.\tSau\tm\u1ed9t\tv\u00e0i\tkho\u1ea3ng\tkh\u1eafc\t\u0111i\u00ean\tcu\u1ed3ng, b\u1ea1n\tc\u1ea3m\tth\u1ea5y\tm\u1ed9t\tc\u00e1i\tg\u00ec\t\u0111\u00f3\tn\u1ed5\ttung\ttrong\tcon\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tb\u1ea1n\tv\u00e0\tanh\t\u1ea5y\tgi\u1eadt\tn\u00f3\tra kh\u1ecfi\t b\u1ea1n.\t B\u1ea1n\t n\u1eb1m\t th\u1edf\t h\u1ed5n\t h\u1ec3n\t v\u00e0\t vui\t m\u1eebng\t \u0111i\u1ec1u\t \u0111\u00f3\t \u0111\u00e3\t qua.\t Anh\t \u1ea5y\t nh\u00ecn b\u1ea1n\tm\u1ec9m\tc\u01b0\u1eddi\tn\u1ed3ng\t\u1ea5m,\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1edbi\tb\u1ea1n\tr\u1eb1ng\tb\u1ea1n\tl\u00e0\ts\u1ef1\ttr\u1ea3i\tnghi\u1ec7m\tngoan\tc\u01b0\u1eddng nh\u01b0ng\t\u0111\u00e1ng\tth\u01b0\u1edfng\tnh\u1ea5t\tc\u1ee7a\tanh\t\u1ea5y. B\u1ea1n\t m\u1ec9m\t c\u01b0\u1eddi\t v\u00e0\t c\u1ea3m\t \u01a1n\t nha\t s\u0129\t c\u1ee7a\t b\u1ea1n.\t Sau\t c\u00f9ng,\t \u0111\u00f3\t l\u00e0\t l\u1ea7n\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t ti\u00ean\t b\u1ea1n \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tta\tnh\u1ed5\tr\u0103ng. 127\tDOC,\tEVERYTHING\tHURTS! A\tman\twent\tto\tthe\tDoctor\tand\twhen\tthe\tDoctor\tasked\thim\twhat\twas\twrong, the\tman\tsaid\t\\\"\tDoc\tevery\twhere\tI\ttouch\thurts,\tI\tcan\ttouch\tmy\thead,leg,\tarm or\tmy\tface\tand\tit\thurts.\\\" The\tDoctor\tsaid\t\\\"let\u2019s\ttake\tsome\tx-rays\tso\twe\tcan\tfind\tout.\\\" After\t a\t while\t the\t Doctor\t came\t back\t and\t told\t the\t man\t \\\"\t I\t found\t out\t what\u2019s wrong\twith\tyou.\tYour\tfinger\tis\tbroken.\\\" B\u00c1C\tS\u0128\t\u01a0I,\t\u0110AU\t\u0110\u1ee6\tTH\u1ee8! M\u1ed9t\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t \u0111i\t b\u00e1c\t s\u0129\t v\u00e0\t khi\t b\u00e1c\t s\u0129\t h\u1ecfi\t anh\t ta\t c\u00f3\t \u0111i\u1ec1u\t g\u00ec\t kh\u00f4ng\t \u1ed5n, ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t \u0111\u00e0n\t \u00f4ng\t n\u00f3i:\u201dB\u00e1c\t s\u0129,\t m\u1ecdi\t n\u01a1i\t t\u00f4i\t s\u1edd\t \u0111\u1ec1u\t \u0111au,\t t\u00f4i\t c\u00f3\t th\u1ec3\t s\u1edd\t \u0111\u1ea7u,\t ch\u00e2n, c\u00e1nh\ttay\tho\u1eb7c\tm\u1eb7t\tv\u00e0\tb\u1ecb\t\u0111au.\u201d B\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tn\u00f3i:\u201d\tCh\u00fang\tta\th\u00e3y\tchi\u1ebfu\tx-quang\t\u0111\u1ec3\tch\u00fang\tta\tc\u00f3\tth\u1ec3\tt\u00ecm\tra\tb\u1ec7nh.\u201d M\u1ed9t\tl\u00fac\tsau,\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tquay\tl\u1ea1i\tv\u00e0\tn\u00f3i\tv\u1edbi\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng:\u201d\tt\u00f4i\t\u0111\u00e3\tt\u00ecm\tra\t\u00f4ng\tb\u1ecb","ch\u1ee9ng\tg\u00ec.\tNg\u00f3n\ttay\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tb\u1ecb\tg\u00e3y.\u201d 128\tDO\tYOU\tHAVE\tAN\tOBSESSION? A\t psychiatrist\t was\t conducting\t a\t group\t therapy\t session\t with\t four\t young mothers\tand\ttheir\tsmall\tchildren.\t\\\"You\tall\thave\tobsessions,\\\"\the\tobserved.\tTo the\tfirst\tmother,\the\tsaid,\t\\\"You\tare\tobsessed\twith\teating.\tYou\tve\teven\tnamed your\tdaughter\tCandy.\\\" He\t turned\t to\t the\t second\t Mom.\t \\\"Your\t obsession\t is\t money.\t Again,\t it manifests\titself\tin\tyour\tchild\ts\tname,\tPenny.\\\" He\tturned\tto\tthe\tthird\tMom.\t\\\"Your\tobsession\tis\talcohol.\tAgain,\tit\tmanifests itself\tin\tyour\tchild\ts\tname,\tBrandy.\\\" At\t this\t point,\t the\t fourth\t mother\t got\t up,\t took\t her\t little\t boy\t by\t the\t hand\t and whispered,\t\\\"Come\ton,\tDick,\tlet\ts\tgo. B\u1ea0N\tC\u00d3\tB\u1eca\t\u00c1M\t\u1ea2NH\tKH\u00d4NG? M\u1ed9t\t b\u00e1c\t s\u0129\t t\u00e2m\t th\u1ea7n\t h\u1ecdc\t \u0111ang\t \u0111i\u1ec1u\t khi\u1ec3n\t m\u1ed9t\t bu\u1ed5i\t h\u1ecdp\t li\u1ec7u\t ph\u00e1p\t t\u00e2m\t l\u00fd nh\u00f3m\tv\u1edbi\tb\u1ed1n\tb\u00e0\tm\u1eb9\ttr\u1ebb\tv\u00e0\tnh\u1eefng\t\u0111\u1ee9a\tcon\tnh\u1ecf\tc\u1ee7a\th\u1ecd.\t\u201cT\u1ea5t\tc\u1ea3\tc\u00e1c\tb\u1ea1n\t\u0111\u1ec1u c\u00f3\t \u00e1m\t \u1ea3nh,\u201d\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t nh\u1eadn\t x\u00e9t.\t V\u1edbi\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t m\u1eb9\t \u0111\u1ea7u\t ti\u00ean,\t \u00f4ng\t ta\t n\u00f3i:\u201dB\u00e0\t b\u1ecb\t \u0103n u\u1ed1ng\t\u00e1m\t\u1ea3nh.B\u00e0\tth\u1eadm\tch\u00ed\t\u0111\u1eb7t\tt\u00ean\tcon\tg\u00e1i\tl\u00e0\tCandy1.\u201d \u00d4ng\tta\tquay\tsang\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tm\u1eb9\tth\u1ee9\thai:\u201dA\u00f9m\t\u1ea3nh\tc\u1ee7a\tb\u00e0\tl\u00e0\tti\u1ec1n\tb\u1ea1c.\tC\u0169ng\tv\u1eady, n\u00f3\tt\u1ef1\tbi\u1ec3u\tth\u1ecb\tqua\tt\u00ean\t\u0111\u1ee9a\ttr\u1ebb\tc\u1ee7a\tb\u00e0:\tPenny2.\u201d \u00d4ng\tta\tquay\tsang\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\tm\u1eb9\tth\u1ee9\tba:\u201dA\u00f9m\t\u1ea3nh\tc\u1ee7a\tb\u00e0\tl\u00e0\tr\u01b0\u1ee3u.\tC\u0169ng\tv\u1eady,\tn\u00f3 t\u1ef1\tbi\u1ec3u\tth\u1ecb\tqua\tt\u00ean\t\u0111\u1ee9a\ttr\u1ebb\tc\u1ee7a\tb\u00e0:\tBrandy3\u201d","V\u00e0o\t l\u00fac\t n\u00e0y,\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t m\u1eb9\t th\u1ee9\t t\u01b0\t \u0111\u1ee9ng\t d\u1eady,\t c\u1ea7m\t tay\t ch\u00fa\t nh\u00f3c\t v\u00e0\t th\u00ec\t th\u1ea7m:\u201d\u0110i th\u00f4i,\tDick4,\tch\u00fang\tta\t\u0111i\tth\u00f4i.\u201d 129\tTO\tSAVE\tA\tFEW\tBUCKS A\t sick\t man\t went\t to\t a\t doctor\t he\t hadn\t t\t visited\t before.\t As\t he\t entered\t the surgery,\the\tnoticed\ta\tsign:\t\\\"$20\tfirst\tvisit,\t$10\tsubsequent\tvisits.\\\" To\t save\t a\t few\t bucks,\t he\t greeted\t the\t doctor\t by\t saying,\t \\\"Nice\t to\t see\t you again.\\\"\t The\t doctor\t nodded\t his\t hello,\t then\t began\t the\t examination,\t his expression\tturning\tgrave\tas\the\tpoked\tand\tprodded. \\\"Doctor,\twhat\tis\tit?\\\"\tthe\tpatient\tasked.\t\\\"What\tshould\tI\tdo?\\\" \\\"Well,\\\"\t the\t doctor\t said,\t putting\t down\t his\t stethoscope.\t \\\"Just\t keep\t doing\t the same\tthing\tI\ttold\tyou\tto\tdo\tthe\tlast\ttime\tyou\twere\there.\\\" \u0110\u1ec2\tTI\u1ebeT\tKI\u1ec6M\tM\u1ed8T\tV\u00c0I\t\u0110\u00d4\tLA M\u1ed9t\tng\u01b0\u1eddi\t\u0111\u00e0n\t\u00f4ng\tb\u1ecb\tb\u1ec7nh\t\u0111i\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tm\u00e0\t\u00f4ng\tta\tch\u01b0a\tbao\tgi\u1edd\tkh\u00e1m\tb\u1ec7nh tr\u01b0\u1edbc\t\u0111\u00e2y.Khi\t\u00f4ng\tta\t\u0111i\tv\u00e0o\tph\u00f2ng\tkh\u00e1m,\t\u00f4ng\tta\tch\u00fa\t\u00fd\tm\u1ed9t\tt\u1ea5m\tb\u1ea3ng:\u201d20\t\u0111\u00f4 la\tl\u1ea7n\tkh\u00e1m\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tti\u00ean,\t10\t\u0111\u00f4\tla\tcho\tnh\u1eefng\tl\u1ea7n\tti\u1ebfp\ttheo.\u201d \u0110\u1ec3\tti\u1ebft\tki\u1ec7m\tm\u1ed9t\tv\u00e0i\t\u0111\u00f4\tla,\t\u00f4ng\tta\tch\u00e0o\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tb\u1eb1ng\tc\u00e1ch\tn\u00f3i:\u201dH\u00e2n\th\u1ea1nh\tg\u1eb7p l\u1ea1i\t\u00f4ng.\u201d\t\u00d4ng\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tg\u1eadt\t\u0111\u1ea7u\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc\tl\u1eddi\tch\u00e0o\tc\u1ee7a\t\u00f4ng\tta,\tsau\t\u0111\u00f3\tb\u1eaft\t\u0111\u1ea7u\tkh\u00e1m, n\u00e9t\tm\u1eb7t\t\u00f4ng\tta\tt\u1ed1i\td\u1ea7n\tkhi\t\u00f4ng\tta\tch\u1ecdc\tv\u00e0o. \u201cB\u00e1c\ts\u0129,\tc\u00e1i\tg\u00ec\tv\u1eady?\u201d\tb\u1ec7nh\tnh\u00e2n\th\u1ecfi.\u201d\tT\u00f4i\tn\u00ean\tl\u00e0m\tg\u00ec?\u201d","\u201c\u00c0,\u201d\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\t\u0111\u1eb7t\t\u1ed1ng\tnghe\txu\u1ed1ng\tn\u00f3i:\u201dCh\u1ec9\tc\u1ea7n\tl\u00e0m\t\u0111i\u1ec1u\tt\u00f4i\td\u1eb7n\t\u00f4ng\tl\u1ea7n\ttr\u01b0\u1edbc \u00f4ng\tt\u1edbi\t\u0111\u00e2y.\u201d 130\tDOCTOR,\tI\tCAN\u2019T\tSLEEP One\t morning,\t a\t doctor\t received\t the\t most\t haggard\t looking\t patient\t he\t had ever\tseen.\t\\\"I\tcan\tt\tsleep,\\\"\tthe\tpatient\tsaid.\t\\\"The\tdogs\tin\tthe\tstreet\toutside\tmy window\tbark\tall\tnight\tlong\tand\tit\ts\tdriving\tme\tmad!\\\" \\\"There\tnow,\\\"\tsaid\tthe\tdoctor\tsoothingly.\t\\\"Try\tthese\tnew\tsleeping\tpills.\\\" A\t week\t later,\t the\t patient\t was\t back,\t looking\t even\t more\t tired\t and\t distressed. \\\"Didn\tt\tthe\tpills\twork?\\\"\tasked\tthe\tdoctor. \\\"No,\\\"\tthe\tpatient\tsobbed.\t\\\"I\tve\tbeen\tup\tevery\tnight\tchasing\tthose\tdamn\tdogs, and\teven\tif\tI\tcatch\tone,\tit\twon\tt\tswallow\tthe\tpill.\\\" B\u00c1C\tS\u0128,\tT\u00d4I\tKH\u00d4NG\tNG\u1ee6\t\u0110\u01af\u1ee2C M\u1ed9t\tbu\u1ed5i\ts\u00e1ng,\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tti\u1ebfp\tnh\u1eadn\tm\u1ed9t\tb\u1ec7nh\tnh\u00e2n\ttr\u00f4ng\tph\u1edd\tph\u1ea1c\tnh\u1ea5t\tm\u00e0 \u00f4ng\t t\u1eebng\t bi\u1ebft.\t \u201cT\u00f4i\t kh\u00f4ng\t ng\u1ee7\t \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c,\u201d\t ng\u01b0\u1eddi\t b\u1ec7nh\t n\u00f3i.\t \u201cM\u1ea5y\t con\t ch\u00f3\t tr\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1eddng\tb\u00ean\tngo\u00e0i\tc\u1eeda\ts\u1ed5\tt\u00f4i\ts\u1ee7a\tsu\u1ed1t\t\u0111\u00eam\tv\u00e0\tl\u00e0m\tt\u00f4i\tph\u00e1t\t\u0111i\u00ean!\u201d \u201c\u0110\u00f3,\u201d\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\tn\u00f3i\tnh\u1eb9\tnh\u00e0ng.\t\u201cH\u00e3y\tth\u1eed\tnh\u1eefng\tvi\u00ean\tthu\u1ed1c\tng\u1ee7\tm\u1edbi\tn\u00e0y.\u201d M\u1ed9t\ttu\u1ea7n\tsau,\tb\u1ec7nh\tnh\u00e2n\tquay\tl\u1ea1i,\ttr\u00f4ng\tc\u00f3\tv\u1ebb\tm\u1ec7t\tm\u1ecfi\th\u01a1n\tv\u00e0\tki\u1ec7t\ts\u1ee9c\th\u01a1n. \u201cM\u1ea5y\tvi\u00ean\tthu\u1ed1c\tc\u00f3\tt\u00e1c\td\u1ee5ng\tkh\u00f4ng?\u201d\tb\u00e1c\ts\u0129\th\u1ecfi. \u201cKh\u00f4ng,\u201d\t b\u1ec7nh\t nh\u00e2n\t than\t th\u1edf.\u201dT\u00f4i\t \u0111\u00e3\t s\u1eb5n\t s\u00e0ng\t m\u1ed7i\t t\u1ed1i\t r\u01b0\u1ee3t\t nh\u1eefng\t con\t ch\u00f3"]
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