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I love having guests. They’d hear my … numerous jests. See my leg conquests. 241

Aaaaalmost a doctor. Girl doubted me. … I clocked her. As tutor, I proctor. 242

To wrestle? To box? My arms are now strong as ox, … Cunning as a fox. 243

Which movie to quote? ‘Three Amigos’ gets my vote. “Son of [MA-] less goat!” 244

Work & play … & such. Need distractions! … think too much! No blame. Only crutch. 245

Rather eat or walk? … with former, I’d think comes talk. Visitors will gawk. 246

Machine or a man? Need an anatomic scan? … non-metallic plan? 247

With surprising ease, Making haiku is a breeze. Potential I’ll seize. 248

At first, I felt guilt … O’er my accessories built. When I walk, … I tilt. 249

I need loving girl. Yes, eyes would still bounce & twirl. Giggle like schoolgirl. 250

Goals I have long-sought. T.B.I. Changed what I thought. Plans made were for naught. 251

I’ve never had kelp. I do much, … much more with help. Careful to not ”yelp!” 252

I’ve never been fat. With g-tube, … stomach stays flat. … jeez! Wassup wit dat?! 253

… Weight-wise, … no complaints. I treat my nurses as saints. Always had restraints. 254

A Man of Science To Haters, show defiance. Dislike compliance. 255

There’s still much to learn! How is there money to earn?! When I bike, … feel burn. 256

Throughout tiring bout, My JEEN-yus serves as my clout. Remove all doubt. 257

Which? Truth or fiction? Not at all an affliction! Writing addiction. 258

They’re achievable. Goals not irretrievable. Hence, … believable. 259

I may lack glamour. But, you can’t beat my grammar. … thus, I don’t stammer. 260

What’s not humorous … is my weak left humerus. Laughs not numerous. 261

Like a charity, I can provide parity. May lack clarity. 262

Had physical switch. Haven’t developed a twitch. Dead leg nerves are bitch. 263

No voice inflexion Represents just a section. Body objection. 264

I’ve got great ideas. Helpful? Mom would say, “He is.” Metal? My knee is. 265

As my form of jive, … I watch ‘Saturday night live’. Continue to thrive. 266

I have random thoughts. My many tries gimme shots. My heart’s tied in knots. 267

Ignoring hustles. My problem is nerves not muscles. Can legs make bustles? 268

Leg strength station Fine with self-deprecation There won’t be a cessation. 269

More strength in my legs! I should’ve carried more kegs. Less beer & more eggs. 270

Quite educated. For leg rehab, I’ve waited. … not under-stated! 271

I am on 9th cloud, If I could scream, I’d be loud, … Like there was a crowd. 272

Sad? No! … be happy! With quick jokes, I am snappy. Never need nappy. 273

I am so lonesome. For bravery, I’ve shown some. Courage? I’ve grown some. 274

My improving speech. Know so much math, I could teach. Legs have walking breech. 275

First, success hoarder, Traumatic brain disorder?! … ‘tis out of order. 276

I … am … like a bird. But, I follow the herd. … I hafta be heard! 277

I’m no simpleton! By no means, impotent. Much to implement. 278

To start awful slide, Live with pain, … ‘cuz have not died. Have nothing to hide. 279

I’ll put on a show. If I had guests, … they’d know. Always try for … ebb & flow. 280

Hafta see it first. Otherwise, steps will be cursed. Have a walking thirst. 281

Walking’s a blunder. Pre-dict me? You’ll be under. Lightning ‘fore the thunder! 282

Proposed to a nurse. She accepted … with a curse. … She then drove my hearse. 283

I’ve looooong been at war. Leg muscles get kinda sore. PRIDE → I’m fightin’ FOR. 284

I almost had bride. Legs are gone, … but not my pride! On past me, … I bide. 285

Got motivation. Regardless of causation, … I’m best in … nation. 286

Walk better than draw. Need support, … but not a bra! I’m not an outlaw! 287

Despite all, I’ve climbed. If on Nick Kids, I’d be slimed. Humor is well-timed! 288

I like the show, ‘Scrubs.’ … but, can’t beat goin’ to clubs. For my legs, … no subs. 289

My entertainment: Writing’s better than TV. Need laptop; Movies. 290